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- Top posts from r/Cursedcomments on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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Duolingo: "Looks like you missed your Japanese lesson yesterday. Have fun negotiating for your family's return from the Yakuza."
Have fun negotiating your family's release from the Yakuza I hired
-Duolingo
Good thing i deleted duolingo immediatly
*Spanish or vanish*
Ah yes the Yakuza.
i haven’t done my japanese lessons in months someone please help my grandma is being held captive and my brother is nowhere to be found and my cats were decapitated and i myself am typing this very discretely because that bird.. it’s after me next.. someone.. someone please… send… he-
I love how this went from adult to family friendly back to partaly more adult great change.
do you mean just this video or the channel in general?
i havent watched this video yet so idk
@@Victini7472 probably the video
(I haven't watched it yet either)
Edit: also wtf, neighboring pokedex numbers 0_0
@@maxonator3913 YOOOOOOOO LETS GOOOO
also CROSS-GENERATIONAL NEIGHBORING POKEDEX NUMBERS
Nice
i have no idea what this reply section is about, but it sounds interesting af
Once duolingo asked me, "Did you hide the bodies?"
I don't know how to recover from this
Because I didn't
Once duolingo asked "Where does your grandma live?" and the next one was "I know what you did"
@Razzbery Tman Thanks for the advice...
That's for a friend I swear
the first time i used duolingo was to learn indian racial slurs
Was it in Italian, Russian, or Japanese?
Silly dollop good thing I did it for you :)
When everything is going horribly in my life, I decide to be smart and watch EmKay.
cannot relate when my life is going horribly i just point a gun at my face
same
The rain has to pour first before the sun can smile on you, a smile can't change the world but it can change individual worlds. so always follow your smile
@@ChillingWithNatlus nice one
@armagon calamityHey really kidnap me eh hmm does that mean i have a friend
I sincerely miss the old videos with a whole segment for the fanart. So many young or upcoming artists that cant be shown fully because people skipped past it
And the intros, no matter how wacky or strange they were
The old days...will never be forgotten
@@phas3dragon454 yeah the one that gives you a middle finger and the one with the tune going with the r/_____ the one with computer gore is well
*-G Ø R Ê-*
@@dragon-du6ew are you talking about r/softwarevore
Honestly hate new emkay. Also robin is way to condescending it makes me feel like I’m wrong for like the images fr
Duolingo be like: naw dawg you ain't getting your family back till you beg for them in Spanish.
*Forces you to speak traditional Chinese*
@@dragon-du6ew Not again
Duolingo: "You missed your Japanese lesson yesterday, have fun negotiating for your family's return from the Yakuza."
@@Oujia_Coyote *forces you to speak Taiwanese Chinese*
spanish or vanish
One of my favorite cursed comments was something I saw in the Hiroshima memorial museum. There was a block of glass bottle that had fused together with the heat of the bomb, and a guy who lived nearby but was out of town at the time was quoted on the placard: "Must have been really hot."
Jack: Mmm, Nutella and Ketchup
Also Jack: UEGH, MILK FROM A HUMAN BEING
Gotta love that abrupt ending. "Wow, this emkay video is sweet."
Emkay: "VIDEO OVER!"
It's to make people watch the whole video
@@mariotheundying I know the reason, it's still sucks as an ending.
If duolingos the villain, whos the hero
Google translate
IT'S PIKACHU!
@@Sweet_Tea. explain please, why that of all translate apps?
@@jay-notabird goggle translate
@@elrien591 gloogle translate
Hamster according to Jack = is snacc that smiles back
Also Jack = is snacc that smiles back
Therefore, Jack is a hamster *confirmed.* ♥
omg
Be honest at 2:41 everyone went back to see what his name was
Remember that there was a woman who killed her abusive husband with a lamb leg… then fed the murder weapon to the police who came to chat.
That’s a short story
@@seanmessick9330 also her husband wasn’t abusive; im pretty sure he was cheating/didn’t love her anymore
@@Pigborg cheating
Didnt they make a short film out of this like an old black and white film? Cause istg i remember watching something with either that same exact plot or one very similar in school when we went over some Edgar Allen Poe books with like dark plots
That’s some Mrs. Lovett from Sweeney Todd shit right there!!
“Women don’t have a prostate.” Well, now we know why these guys can’t find the g spot. They haven’t a clue what analogous anatomy is.
The reason doctors actually write poorly is for nobody can copy their handwriting, my mom had good handwriting and was told that she should write poorly so nobody can copy it.
Everytime I hear "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" I get very excited and then am immediately disappointed after realizing that it's not "Walk Like An Egyptian"
Hi Jack! I would just like to say I hope you are having an amazing day, and you always make me smile and laugh.
I wish you ALL THE HAPPINESS! 💗💗💗
that last one describes discord perfectly going from WHAT THE HELL to I partake in chaos but still live in fear
"NEW sweet and sour, you must add your own sour *BARF*" KILLED ME lmfaooo
I miss the days with the old intros and the Cuphead theme song, as well as the fanart at the end
People skipped them and it hurted the channel, so they removed them
If Slazo does a video again, he needs to say "Hey everyone I'm Slazo and I'm here to lasso you into another video! So sit down relax and enjoy the show!"
Hearing that anything pixilart is in a video anywhere is surprising, but it's so jarring when you actually see it. holy shit.
0:08 I SWEAR I DID NOT FORGET FRENCH WHERE IS MY DAD?
most probable reply from duolingo: well we let him go probably at a store tryng to find milk in the soup isle but isnt the mail man your dad?
@@Froppy240 no the mail man created my uncle
@@humanreal1809 i c
@@Froppy240 u c?
The one about peace, love and beartrap was a "Sam Onella Academy" reference.
2:13 Reminds me of that one cursed comment video on emkay about some lady saying "yeah that milk you've been stealing was my breast milk" and one of the comments were "chug it all to assert dominace", or something like that.
"You have unlocked the GOLDEN kool aid man after shanking him 38916 times!"
These are the only actually funny videos on TH-cam keep up the good work emkay!
You don't know radal yet
Emkay makes my day better
3:38
Me (a Trevor Henderson fan) : LITTLE NUGGET
Also me: wait shit they could become the lamb at any moment
0:40 one question: how the fuck did they get 1 million upvotes
Yes
the last one 😂
Bro when Jack makes the videos it just hits different
Never in my life did I think the phrase I can't speak English would be threatening.
I am scared that I was wrong.
"F word the children"
Doctor disrespect: "ok"
"NOT LIKE THAT"
Zach can be scary sometimes
Duo's essentially become a Creepypasta in itself
3:13 Thought he said "being internet" and I'm just sitting here like
Is...is there something you wanna say, my guy?
8:25
The fact that I saw this TH-cam short and I saw that comment and I saw those replies the other day 💀💀
You know, this is the only channel that stops me from stealing the emkay's channel inmortality.
The fucking "zitties" clip has me fucking dying 😂 😂
10:11 hey look that's my friend lol
0:07 i fucking cracked up when i heard "no hablas ingles" LMFAO
"you gotta speak SPANISH TO GET YOUR FAMILY BACK." LMAO i love it great opening hahaha
The beartrap thing is a sam onella reference
3:46 sounds like X from BFB
yea
Day 67 of asking Emkay for a collab video between all Emkay and Ask Emkay narrators
You should do an episode of just Duolingo Cursed comments really! I would watch it!
Peace, love, compassion, and beartrap i think is a Sam O'Nella reference.
The video is something about religious signs and what they mean.
It is.
7:53 apparently zesty is a toxic TF2 TH-camr.
And by the way I'm pretty sure his profile picture is Baiken from guilty gear strive
I love Jack and the way he pulls these plot twists-so special!
Me: Qǐng bǎ wǒ de jiārén hái gěi wǒ?
Duolingo: Great job! A few more lessons and you'll see them one day.
“Women setup, razor edition EDUEHUEUEHGH”
The fucking duolingo bird IS TAUNTING US
The beartrap comment is a sam o nella quote. He was talking about the Christianity symbol being a cross.
"He was a great guy, shared peace and love all over the world, then he fell face first into a beartrap, so that's our religion. Beartrap. Peace, love, compassion, beartrap."
9:02 That's most likely a reference to the Sam O'Nella Academy video about religious symbols
I just watched a best of cursed comments movie until this was posted
1:00 I'm mostly shocked that a comment readed over 1 million upvotes
Can I have my lungs back
Duolingo : Nah…
Cursed…. Comments…. Finally….. need more too please, finally got them after a week
Damn duolingo really had enough if people ignoring its notifications
God I love these. Thank you.
Just realized this might be the first cursed comments video ever that doesn't have a joke about that guy from WW2
4:17 fnaf real 😳
I am a furry and I want you to know that no one does anything inappropriate like that.
"Sweet and sour! You must add your own sour. :Aggressivebarfnoises:"
Why was this one of the funniest things in the video. My sense of humor sucks.
Any time someone talks about a snack ima ask if it smiles back
Happy Birthday my man!
i saw "r/cursedcomments" and i had to watch it. these are my favorite reddit vids
i remember once, duolingo brazil threatened to kidnap people's families if they kept spoiling the owl house...
~sees the skinwalker comment-
Now everyone let us sit and have a little chat over some tea shall we?
While many don’t believe in the paranormal, which i can understand. And people can totally laugh at this but i have one thing to say:
Skinwalkers are no joke my fellow internet friends and while some of the memes are goddamn hilarious you do need to take it to some level of seriousness as while people can say that they don’t exist or MAY exist which is what most people are, just remember. Stories like these always have a little truth.
Anyways great video, cursed comments is great. Keep up the good work!
Duolingo: "Looks like you missed your lessons yesterday. It would be bad if somebody... knocks to your room tonight... for today's lesson."
Greetings fellow humans
Greetings
@@squeekytrumpet7902 Greetings, how has your day been?
Napalm
Stressful, How was your's?
i want to eat my own flesh how is you'rs?
The start is very cursed
Babe wake up, Emkay just posted
9:03 the context is from a sam o'nella academy video about religious symbols for those who were curious
I did not expect a Sam ONella reference in a flag Subreddit
Apparently breast milk has a whole lot of nutrients and can be used, as a workout drink, so this guy knew what he was doing
Loving that beautiful Sam o Nella reference
Hello police, I found you another one
I wish that jack was able to continue with that description!
Slay what you wanna slay🤩
Let the slay slout🥹
Slay soul sister😜
Slay my sister mister😩
I love that bear trap thing. Sam o’Nella academy is great.
When the comment about the creepy bathroom things said nuggets, it was referring to a made up creature by Trever Henderson named nuggets and the reason they said it was because the creatures in the bathroom are those nuggets.
I noticed that 99% of your videos always have Delterune and Undertale music in them.
Also this made me laugh lmao.
Hey emkay I love your videos soooooo much :)
2:57 Hang on! Read that one back real slow and think for a second.
0:20 I think one of my first favorite songs (besides ones from little kid shows) was cry by Rihanna or glowing in the dark by girl and the dream catcher
Decently fun video! Thanks for uploading!
all ive learned from this is we don't need to be afraid of monsters, our own kind is horrifying enough thank you.
5:22
O
M
G
XD
hamsters are definitely NOT easy to care for
9:55
Ice. I don't know why it's not a more known stealth weapon, but it won't have fingerprints, is dirt cheap, and can be shaped like literally anything.
Now that I think about it, maybe ice weapons are not well known because they exist, but have never been traced 🤷♂️
1:52 _Cluster set_
About the notch one.
Herobrine was tought to be notches dead brother so its incest
im doing my duolingo while watching this
duolingo is a villain beyond capability
The jolly rancher comment made me gag
3:43
There are three types of Weird people in this world
The one that tries to make it work out
That honestly weird one
And the excited book crazy on the douchebag of them
When i loaded the vid before the duolingo comment there was a duolingo advertisement. Coincidence?
7:14 skinwalker sighting confirmed by one of the commentors, also a ghost lives in those eyes as i look at it it takes my soul to a horrific place
Yay more mkay
When I first started watching this channel The person who was doing it was the same person that has my name
2:42 Plot twist! Their birthday was 420
yoooo congrats on 3m , also pls add fanart section back