Before this movie, I believed the "science" the Marianas Trench is way less hospitable than Outer Space. I think Jason Stathen can help humankind immensely, swimming in space, to the moon and back. He's truly next level of human evolution, and perhaps Kryptonian.
When Joe said the first movie came out in 2018 I was surprised. I honestly thought I remember seeing it within the past 3 years. The pandemic really fucked with time for me.
Gotta love the end where they are all smiles and tossing back drinks, despite the fact that dozens or people were just eaten on that beach only moments before! There would be body parts washing up on that beach for weeks.
Right! ChatGPT, can you rip off Jaws, Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Seas, and the Jurassic Park, but somewhat less exciting and fun and not offensive to the Chinese Communist Party… and let's have someone jump the shark too! And keep it running longer than the Fast & Furious franchise.
@samithesmooth2970 Hollywood's falling apart all on its own without "wokeness" being the attributing factor. If you removed supergirl from the flash, or the female lead from the indiana 5, they'd still be horrible failures.
Jing Wu, the actor for the uncle, is the biggest action star in China now. He starred the 2 Wolf Warrior movies which the term is now used to describe China's hawkish diplomacy. That's why he got big part here.
Wow, I remember the days when you Alex was shit on so hard in the messages. He has always been pretty much 100% spot on in terms of fairness, while also being a critic first. Good to see an Alex respect comment getting likes.
Except we DON’T get that movie, instead we get 1 hour of slowly walking in the deep ocean & another hour of bad guys shooting and people running away from them.
My criticism with the first one was "they should drop the serious stuff and embrace the cheese". Trailer made me think they did that. Thanks for saving me some money!
Yeah this is their longest review then the first Meg movie by far too bro 😎 and idk why they couldn’t make it to a shorter video like their review for the first movie since that short review thats what this review should of been but that just me though in my opinions bro
Wu Jing is currently the most famous action star in China, hired him for Meg 2 at least secure another sequel as I guarantee you this movie will make a ton of money in China😂 Tbh I wanna see this cheese fest going on for another 2-3 films until Jason retires.
I just wish they actually like, tried harder. This movie, even more than the first one, just feels like a China appeasement project made by a committee. 5 minutes in and it just feels so forced.
@@DavidWMiller better that than being extremely pro LGBTQ... activists may call us transphobics,bigots etc(ur freedom of speech) all u like but speaking for myself,I'm a proud antilgbtq n whatever anti self imposed/inflicted freakiness... Sorry..being a parent makes me over protective.comes with the package..unless those parents are queer like some of the Disney's board directors...yeah,we asians are watching n cautious..
Its a shame because the book this movie is based on is my favorite out of the ones I've read, Also a shame these movies are made PG-13, because let me tell you the books are ultra violent.
@@utubepunk Like 6 or more, & he's still writing them I believe. I read the first four or five idk a year or two back and lost interest as the og characters aged out etc. But people are devoured many times over, men, women, children, the elderly, teens, and more die throughout all the books. Chewed up, sucked into their gaping mouths to be shredded apart, there's so many grisly moments to recall, Head implosions happen frequently as well.
@@kaijucifer3544 Jonas Taylor's character took a backseat is all I know, his children & other characters I didn't care about started to be introduced & I was less invested lol I don't have to lie just tell the truth 👉
Exactly why zi didnt bother with this garbage, I couldnt even finish the original because of how boring it was. Hoe can Jaws from the fkng 1970s be so much better???
I thought they would raise this one by a few levels from the original. Do you think they'll do it if it gets another sequel? Jason is such a good action star.
He got this wrong. I like oj but he never really articulates his thoughts correctly and seems he has to have aj help him figure out why he doesn't like things. And this movie was definitely better than a 3. A 3 would be little to no action in a Meg movie and there certainly was that.
Suppose its "Simple Concept + Successful advertising". Any person from age 8-90 understands the concept a shark attack movie from a single image (such as the Shark biting woman on lounger poster)
After 2018, I have set my expectations low for almost everything. Games, movies, tv shows, whatever you name it. My mother and I went to see this movie and we had a lot of fun with it. We are big fans of dumb people getting eaten by sharks, monsters, and others. Just have to shut your brain off and not think about all the non-sensical science and logic jargon. I definitely enjoyed the under water scenes because it reminded me heavily of Subnautica which I am a massive fan of.
You guys ever consider the possibility that the first half hour of a movie, or the first two episodes of a series are actually written by writers, at which point the script is handed over to the AI, and that writes the rest. A lot of it sure looks like it.
"Underwater" was great! I'll watch it from time to time and it's holding up! (It's on disney+) P.s. Did anyone of you read the meg books?! They are absolutly bonkers: You have James Bond villans, Megs eating nuclear submarines and 17th century Sailingships, dinousaurs, prehistoric killerwhales, Femme Fatal Sex, PDSD, Sharks sucking people dry like vampires and they are told with such a straight seriousness, you just have to love them!❤
The first one... Knew the ending from the MC's name. And wondering what the megs ate down the trench. Guess next books explained it but didn't care to read them.
This movie somehow made the megs feel like mehs. They were barely an inconvenience during the movie. There was human fighting stuff going on and every now and then its like oh yeah, theres also 3 megs just loose out there we should maybe do something.
Generally, the safe limit for recreational diving is considered to be a depth of 40 meters (130 feet). Beyond this depth, the pressure quickly becomes too great for the body to withstand. For every 10 metres (33 feet) a diver descends the weight of the water above them increases by around 8 kilograms (15 lbs) per square inch. Human bone crushes at about 11,159 kg (24,606 lbs) per square inch. This means at around 35.5 km (22+ miles) depth, your bones would instantly shatter and be crushed. However, the pressure at the bottom of the Mariana trench is well over 8 tonnes (or tons) per square inch. Lungs, organs and eyes etc are of course much squishier than bone. The brain is particularly vulnerable to the effects of pressure, usually resulting in permanent brain damage.
It would make sense to have a Director's Cut version, one that isn't a China release, at least then you would get blood and the right amont of realistic gore that is obviously missing from this film. I really don't know why China refuses to allow film releases to show that kind of thing.
@@garrick3727 Well if an alternative version doesn't exist in the first place then there is no "black market demand" now is there. Wow, some people will just make up bullsh*t and try to pass it off as the truth every single day, regardless of topic.
I’ve watched you guys through so many seasons in my life, over 10 years. You guys are easily some of the best reviews for entertainment on the internet period, plus it’s like hanging out with a childhood best friend every time!
13:39 Joe is too busy worrying abt viewer backlash that it is compromising his authenticity as a reviewer. What makes a critic good is the consistency of his voice not whether or not her panders to the expected audience.
So weird to me that ben Wheatley went from acclaimed small budget genre films like down terrace and kill list, to experimental horror like a field in England, to stuff like this
I loved the film, it was dumb fun it was over the tiop it didnt have some bs message any diverse quota. They knew they just wanted to make a film that was entertaining with funny clichets and even easter eggs from the previous film like with the cute doggo. Easily watch this again over most films because it was fun.
I missed the opening scenes, maybe 6-10 mins. I needed to buy a tix and a drink. Then, when I went on my movie house it was in a foreign language. I went out to see if the poster was correct. The staff saw me and looked at my tix. Correct, please go inside, I went and found my seat. I still had chuckles.
I just wish they would just make this franchise rated R and have it be like deep blue sea with gore and blood and they would be good to go. Also less human sub plot
What about when they jumped in the orange speed boats. Bad guys use their motor, Megs attack. Good guys are using paddles aft first but then when bad guys are killed, they turn on their motor and Megs are just like....go right ahead and go to Fun Island. We'll just follow the plot armor !
I know you guys aren't perfect but I seriously just want to say this y'all are my favorite I love watching you guys and you always make me feel better about life.
I liked this one a lot. First half was kind of slow but once it gets going god damn it gets going. Was a really good kind of stupid, had a fun time in the theater with it.
@@CurtisDofMontana First: Not a reactionary fr34k. Second, makes me laugh a ton with the review of bad media and broken games. Third OJ and Alex, the balance he needs to stay grounded.
@@CurtisDofMontana The long and short of it OJ is great, Alex very critical and AJ is AJ. They are not crazy like the Alt-Right gamers and make me laugh
Hey joe ive been watching for a long time since the ac 3 days and i just started making my own skits around new movies that release i was hoping youd take a look and let me know if theyre any good. Much love dude
The first one was great because it was more of an adventure movie than thriller/horror. That was also the only way it was possible to find a bigger audience. It also was (way) more realistic in the action of the protagonists. The second is leaning much more into the horror/thriller part, which, in combination with the much stronger plot armor for the main characters, is just a much different movie. The Meg felt way more unique the than Meg 2: The Trench. The more they dive into generic (and often stupid) horror, the less interested a lot of people will become. And man, some of the decisions that have been made by the sidecharacters on this movie were just mind-blowing stupid and bad. The stupidest scene was the billionaire chopper scene. Jeez, that was sharknado level writing. The whole movie is more like sharknado on a huge budged, just without the whole "self-aware"-part.
Incorrect. You CAN free dive at pressure as long as you are also at that pressure. It's called saturation diving. Normally, the Abyssal trench would be freezing cold and that would be what kills you, however, they are in a hot zone with volcanic vents, I assume it would be fine.
Gosh why directors never learn, I swear the movie was just a cheesy with a touch of light humor and a little serious touch but fun, this sht was like marvel has become a bunch of cgi and a combusted crap on the screen that you do not even know what are you watching anymore....
*I could totally tell Angry Joe love the movie more than he's letting on compared to Alex and Oj 😅.* I feel like he's trying to convince them its not as bad as they think.
me and my buddy love shitty scifi shark movies so we just randomly pulled up to it with never seeing the first one. it delivered for us. just had a good time watching a dumb movie. i think these movies need to exist
I'd love to see a Meg movie where the bad guys build a robo-Meg and then Jason Statham and The Meg have to team up to fight The Robo-Meg.
then after that one jason statham and real meg and robo meg have to fend off an alien invasion, and the aliens are nazi werewolves.
Jason Statham and Meg have to kill mechagodzilla
@@warreng675 Nah, I'd call the Robo-Meg, "THE MEGALO-TRON"
I’d buy that for a dollar 💵
@@warreng675lol you missed the originsl joke lol
Before this movie, I believed the "science" the Marianas Trench is way less hospitable than Outer Space. I think Jason Stathen can help humankind immensely, swimming in space, to the moon and back. He's truly next level of human evolution, and perhaps Kryptonian.
When Joe said the first movie came out in 2018 I was surprised. I honestly thought I remember seeing it within the past 3 years. The pandemic really fucked with time for me.
The part where the shark jumped and said “it’s meggin time” was beyond cinematic perfection
Gotta love the end where they are all smiles and tossing back drinks, despite the fact that dozens or people were just eaten on that beach only moments before! There would be body parts washing up on that beach for weeks.
And the smell I mean seriously
Blockbusters tend to do that shit all of the time and it's beginning to annoy me
If you've seen Chinese blockbusters before, they all end like this. Big get-together, hugs, drinks, smiles. I think it's mandated.
And the years of PTSD they will all suffer
Hey, gotta take in that sunshine.
This Meg franchise is going to be like 10-movies. People love shark attack films.
Right! ChatGPT, can you rip off Jaws, Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Seas, and the Jurassic Park, but somewhat less exciting and fun and not offensive to the Chinese Communist Party… and let's have someone jump the shark too! And keep it running longer than the Fast & Furious franchise.
No. Idiocracy has taken over Hollywood. Anything is better and more enjoyable than woke crap.
Meg 3: MEG'S - IN - SPACE!
I mean Sharknado got like 6 or 7 movies and they threw in time travel... so this could at least get that.
@samithesmooth2970 Hollywood's falling apart all on its own without "wokeness" being the attributing factor.
If you removed supergirl from the flash, or the female lead from the indiana 5, they'd still be horrible failures.
Jing Wu, the actor for the uncle, is the biggest action star in China now. He starred the 2 Wolf Warrior movies which the term is now used to describe China's hawkish diplomacy. That's why he got big part here.
I can see why. He's the Chinese Jason Statham, he's funny, charismatic, heroic, got the one liners too. I enjoyed his character the best.
Jason survived, and the Megs ate all those annoying people, that’s what happy ending this movie could’ve been.
Lol, imagine making a whole serie of movies based on that idea.
Love Alex explaining dumb movie science
😂 😂 Yes
A true movie connoisseur...😒
@@ahjg208😊
Wow, I remember the days when you Alex was shit on so hard in the messages. He has always been pretty much 100% spot on in terms of fairness, while also being a critic first. Good to see an Alex respect comment getting likes.
@@davidreese5730 he's quite pretentious
50:24 OJ - “Wraps him up in his testicles and chokes him out” damn I gotta watch this movie now just to see that scene
It was AWESOME but the fight lasts 30 seconds
As soon as i saw the trailer with Jason Statham riding a jet ski with a samurai sword charging at The Meg, i knew exactly what we were getting
They tried to pull a sharknado
Except, it doesn't sound like you get what you expect from this film, which was the main message of the review.
The problem is we're not getting that for most of it.
Except we DON’T get that movie, instead we get 1 hour of slowly walking in the deep ocean & another hour of bad guys shooting and people running away from them.
I totally agree. Did you like this one better than the 1st? Do you think the odds are good about a 3rd film?
My criticism with the first one was "they should drop the serious stuff and embrace the cheese". Trailer made me think they did that. Thanks for saving me some money!
An hour long review?! Oh boy this should be something
🍿 🍿
"The whole meat of it is boring as fk"
1 hour review
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I bet Alex hated the film.
Yeah this is their longest review then the first Meg movie by far too bro 😎 and idk why they couldn’t make it to a shorter video like their review for the first movie since that short review thats what this review should of been but that just me though in my opinions bro
For real I was expecting like 30min max how much can they talk about a shark movie 😂
Wu Jing is currently the most famous action star in China, hired him for Meg 2 at least secure another sequel as I guarantee you this movie will make a ton of money in China😂 Tbh I wanna see this cheese fest going on for another 2-3 films until Jason retires.
There are 8 books in the series. It's going to be a franchise.
Fun family movie...highly recommended.. it is what it is but ull definitely have fun....trust me!!
Wu Jing should be in better movies. Not these stupid CGI crapfests
I just wish they actually like, tried harder. This movie, even more than the first one, just feels like a China appeasement project made by a committee. 5 minutes in and it just feels so forced.
@@DavidWMiller better that than being extremely pro LGBTQ... activists may call us transphobics,bigots etc(ur freedom of speech) all u like but speaking for myself,I'm a proud antilgbtq n whatever anti self imposed/inflicted freakiness... Sorry..being a parent makes me over protective.comes with the package..unless those parents are queer like some of the Disney's board directors...yeah,we asians are watching n cautious..
Its a shame because the book this movie is based on is my favorite out of the ones I've read, Also a shame these movies are made PG-13, because let me tell you the books are ultra violent.
There are books? 🤔
@@utubepunk Like 6 or more, & he's still writing them I believe. I read the first four or five idk a year or two back and lost interest as the og characters aged out etc. But people are devoured many times over, men, women, children, the elderly, teens, and more die throughout all the books. Chewed up, sucked into their gaping mouths to be shredded apart, there's so many grisly moments to recall, Head implosions happen frequently as well.
Hate it when creature slasher flicks are rated 13 it takes away from the carnage but I guess they gotta appease dem chinese people or whatever
@@DraculaTepes420 OG Characters did not age out, Steve just had to balance the now larger cast out. Dont lie.
@@kaijucifer3544 Jonas Taylor's character took a backseat is all I know, his children & other characters I didn't care about started to be introduced & I was less invested lol I don't have to lie just tell the truth 👉
No way I'd pay money to watch this in a theater, but I'll def watch the first third when it comes out on streaming before I get bored and switch off.
Just a thought maybe a movie named after Giant Sharks should be about the Giant Sharks
My buddy said them same thing when we watched it. We were an hour plus deep and we realized that there hadn't been much if any Meg in this Meg movie.
Ahhhh they hit people with the Jurassic Park Dominion special with a side order of Halloween Ends.
Exactly why zi didnt bother with this garbage, I couldnt even finish the original because of how boring it was. Hoe can Jaws from the fkng 1970s be so much better???
I thought they would raise this one by a few levels from the original. Do you think they'll do it if it gets another sequel? Jason is such a good action star.
When you ask OJ about something first and his immediate reaction is "I hate it" then you know damn this must suck real bad.
when OJ fucking hates something is when you have to worry
He got this wrong. I like oj but he never really articulates his thoughts correctly and seems he has to have aj help him figure out why he doesn't like things. And this movie was definitely better than a 3. A 3 would be little to no action in a Meg movie and there certainly was that.
Yes of OJ hates a dumb shark movie, it has to be a very boring dumb shark movie.
I love all three hosts, but when they talk about movies, I mostly come to hear Alex's opinion.
In general Alex has tastes most similar to mine. I'm always wanting his opinion
Yeah, Alex often notices the legitimately bad things, whereas Joe just likes to think he's that perceptive.
I wanted everybody to die during this movie. I was actually cheering for the Megs when they were eating up everyone on the beach.
💀
The sharks never win
@@Burstifyunfortunately
Calm down aliens lol
What a Reddit opinion
How did the first movie make 500 million? That’s scarier than any Meg.
Ask people that like sharknado those movies are worse and there’s like 5 of them
Maybe because it got a lot of exposure on TH-cam. They are using the footage and putting the baby shark song over it. It's like a meme video.
Suppose its "Simple Concept + Successful advertising". Any person from age 8-90 understands the concept a shark attack movie from a single image (such as the Shark biting woman on lounger poster)
sales are not just based in the States, its worldwide that makes money
It was heavily marketed in China, they made Chinese actors an important part of the plot.
My favorite underwater movie is James Camerons The Abyss special edition
OJ saying "he did not understand the assignment" gives me life.
But still gave it a 3/10 when it was clearly a 1/10
After 2018, I have set my expectations low for almost everything. Games, movies, tv shows, whatever you name it. My mother and I went to see this movie and we had a lot of fun with it.
We are big fans of dumb people getting eaten by sharks, monsters, and others.
Just have to shut your brain off and not think about all the non-sensical science and logic jargon.
I definitely enjoyed the under water scenes because it reminded me heavily of Subnautica which I am a massive fan of.
You guys ever consider the possibility that the first half hour of a movie, or the first two episodes of a series are actually written by writers, at which point the script is handed over to the AI, and that writes the rest. A lot of it sure looks like it.
That’s exactly what’s been happening
Great review, as always. One of. Get few remaining movie/game review channels that’s also critical.
Not just "it’s awesome!" Marketing chambers.
"Underwater" was great! I'll watch it from time to time and it's holding up! (It's on disney+)
P.s. Did anyone of you read the meg books?! They are absolutly bonkers: You have James Bond villans, Megs eating nuclear submarines and 17th century Sailingships, dinousaurs, prehistoric killerwhales, Femme Fatal Sex, PDSD, Sharks sucking people dry like vampires and they are told with such a straight seriousness, you just have to love them!❤
The first one... Knew the ending from the MC's name.
And wondering what the megs ate down the trench. Guess next books explained it but didn't care to read them.
I agree. Underwater was not bad. I just wish it wasn't so darn dark during those monster scenes. I could barely see anything.
@@nicolasferreiro4492 kronosaurs
You are desperate to try to picture the books as fast n furious bs when there more Jaws and suspenseful that also doesn't hold back on the gore.
I love that I live in the time line that allows me to spend my time watching ppl I like talking about moves I will never watch.
Those little Sloth house clips had me laughing. I think I'll better watch that :)
Damn, an hour movie review from Angryjoe? I'm in for a ride
This movie somehow made the megs feel like mehs. They were barely an inconvenience during the movie. There was human fighting stuff going on and every now and then its like oh yeah, theres also 3 megs just loose out there we should maybe do something.
You can tell that Joe actually liked it and then changed his mind when oj and alex didn't lol
In the AngryJoeShow, Angry Joe is the worst reviewer on the panel.
@@Omar26011 maybe, but i have always loved his game reviews, on point
@@Going_Anders yes im mainly talkin abt movies and series
@@Omar26011much as I love him I must admit you’re correct
Yeah he wanted to give it 7/10 or 8/10 but clearly quickly changed his mind when OJ said it fucking sucked 😂
Basically joe liked it until OJ and Alex didn’t
Every time I see the title The Meg, I think Meg Griffin from Family Guy.
Generally, the safe limit for recreational diving is considered to be a depth of 40 meters (130 feet). Beyond this depth, the pressure quickly becomes too great for the body to withstand. For every 10 metres (33 feet) a diver descends the weight of the water above them increases by around 8 kilograms (15 lbs) per square inch.
Human bone crushes at about 11,159 kg (24,606 lbs) per square inch. This means at around 35.5 km (22+ miles) depth, your bones would instantly shatter and be crushed. However, the pressure at the bottom of the Mariana trench is well over 8 tonnes (or tons) per square inch.
Lungs, organs and eyes etc are of course much squishier than bone. The brain is particularly vulnerable to the effects of pressure, usually resulting in permanent brain damage.
Crazy how they didnt watch Talk To Me but would watch a corny movie Meg 2
This looks like a high budget SyFy movie lol
The underwater thing mentioned from the girl from Twilight is underwater underwater is a great movie.
Thanks, I was wondering what it was called👍
It would make sense to have a Director's Cut version, one that isn't a China release, at least then you would get blood and the right amont of realistic gore that is obviously missing from this film. I really don't know why China refuses to allow film releases to show that kind of thing.
Their Communist government thinks it’s witchcraft. 🧙♀️
Because it creates massive black market demand for the alternative version.
@@garrick3727 Well if an alternative version doesn't exist in the first place then there is no "black market demand" now is there. Wow, some people will just make up bullsh*t and try to pass it off as the truth every single day, regardless of topic.
OMG, I'm now psych'd for Slotherhouse!!!
Watched it today. A 5-6 is a fair score. Not a waste of time but not something you gotta rush out and see asap
These guys haven't done a game review in like2months lol
How did the lady with the cracked helmet die to the pressure but Jason didnt when he free swam out there in the water
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THIS got a higher score than Twisted Metal? Mmkay guys.
Hypocrisy! ✊
Once Statham took his 25k feet swim, I was done with the physics of this movie 😂.
Cue Alex talking and AJ looks at his computer the whole time.
Glad its not just me that notices this. He's ignorant as f!@#
This review is better than the film itself lol
I’ve watched you guys through so many seasons in my life, over 10 years. You guys are easily some of the best reviews for entertainment on the internet period, plus it’s like hanging out with a childhood best friend every time!
Their reviews are entertaining. Their opinions are hit or miss.
Stretchy throat muscles
If these movies were rated R I'd actually care about them
The Books my guy, I'll just say kids aren't safe in the them.
Alex looks so over all of it XD, hope the next movie will make him happy, he deserves it XD
Why are we reviewing this garbage?
Can you please review Talk to Me produced by A24. Fantastic horror.
I can always tell how a review is going to go depending on if Alex is smiling or not on the thumbnail lmfao XD
A full hour of rants awesome
Y’all reviewed this dumpster fire for an hour but didn’t review Talk To Me?!?!
Wu Jing is wasting his talents on these kind of films. He should be the new Jet Li already.
Are you guys planning on seeing Talk To Me? I hear it is an awesome horror movie.
I watched talk to me and it was bad in my opinion. I actually liked the Meg 2 a lot more.
Barbie is at a billion. The Flash a super hyped up blockbuster flopped massively, anything is possible. I’ll give this one $500million as well.
Poor Other Joe always gets interrupted
Damn, Angry Joe! Stop interrupting people! Let them talk! Let them get their sentence out!
13:39
Joe is too busy worrying abt viewer backlash that it is compromising his authenticity as a reviewer.
What makes a critic good is the consistency of his voice not whether or not her panders to the expected audience.
In other words, a good critic likes certain movies and a bad critic constantly *wants* to like certain movies.
In the trailers when i saw Statham stop the Meg with his foot like some average sized alligator i was uninvested in this sequel lol
Quint should have used this move in Jaws.
Love you guys thanks for the reviews.
So weird to me that ben Wheatley went from acclaimed small budget genre films like down terrace and kill list, to experimental horror like a field in England, to stuff like this
I loved the film, it was dumb fun it was over the tiop it didnt have some bs message any diverse quota. They knew they just wanted to make a film that was entertaining with funny clichets and even easter eggs from the previous film like with the cute doggo. Easily watch this again over most films because it was fun.
@@elmastro-ye9lw I dont believe it had anything like that, just more theres chinese people in it mostly.
I missed the opening scenes, maybe 6-10 mins. I needed to buy a tix and a drink. Then, when I went on my movie house it was in a foreign language. I went out to see if the poster was correct. The staff saw me and looked at my tix. Correct, please go inside, I went and found my seat.
I still had chuckles.
OJ spittin facts
LOL, Alex: "two bad movies for the price of one..."
I actually hated the first one lol, so will be skipping this one.
I hope these kinds of movies make a comeback!
This was awesome in 3D 4x omg best experience ever
I agree, it was like watching Avatar 3D. I bet the majority saw this without. Such a shame.
I just wish they would just make this franchise rated R and have it be like deep blue sea with gore and blood and they would be good to go. Also less human sub plot
This movie smells fishy to me
What about when they jumped in the orange speed boats. Bad guys use their motor, Megs attack. Good guys are using paddles aft first but then when bad guys are killed, they turn on their motor and Megs are just like....go right ahead and go to Fun Island. We'll just follow the plot armor !
It’s a 5/10 and The Meg is a 7/10 but it’s still a fun time
I know you guys aren't perfect but I seriously just want to say this y'all are my favorite I love watching you guys and you always make me feel better about life.
The Twilight chick, Kristen Stewart, was in the 2020 film, Underwater. Fucking loved that film. It's one of my favorites with her in it.
I liked this one a lot. First half was kind of slow but once it gets going god damn it gets going. Was a really good kind of stupid, had a fun time in the theater with it.
Yeah I agree and I also liked this film 🙂
Shouldve watched Talk to me instead
Did they schedule this movie to drop during Shark Week for the Discovery Channel?
Honestly don't know why they bothered to drop this a week AFTER Shark week. Mindblowing to me
@@jase276Shark week was going on this week though no? Maybe I was just seeing re runs
Joe let Alex and OJ talk holy crap
199 Angry Joe 😂😂 You Pissed off FNT you keep wanting to pick fights with the 199 Geeks and Gamers..😂😂
That makes me happy!
@@ThaTruFily You like Angry Joe? Why?
@@CurtisDofMontana First he's not a reactionary like all of those freaks
@@CurtisDofMontana First: Not a reactionary fr34k.
Second, makes me laugh a ton with the review of bad media and broken games.
Third OJ and Alex, the balance he needs to stay grounded.
@@CurtisDofMontana The long and short of it OJ is great, Alex very critical and AJ is AJ.
They are not crazy like the Alt-Right gamers and make me laugh
Joe let them talk 😂😂😂 You keep interrupting Other Joe and Alex. Let them cook 💀
Got my tickets reserved for Tuesday night in 3D, can’t wait!
They saw this but not Gran Turismo.......💀
*Gran Turismo! 😁
@@ThaTruFily I didn't notice thank you!
@@michaelrivera7542 Oh it's nothing! We all make mistakes 🤙🏻
Hey joe ive been watching for a long time since the ac 3 days and i just started making my own skits around new movies that release i was hoping youd take a look and let me know if theyre any good. Much love dude
Gotta love a movie review that’s almost as long as the movie.
The first one was great because it was more of an adventure movie than thriller/horror. That was also the only way it was possible to find a bigger audience. It also was (way) more realistic in the action of the protagonists.
The second is leaning much more into the horror/thriller part, which, in combination with the much stronger plot armor for the main characters, is just a much different movie.
The Meg felt way more unique the than Meg 2: The Trench. The more they dive into generic (and often stupid) horror, the less interested a lot of people will become.
And man, some of the decisions that have been made by the sidecharacters on this movie were just mind-blowing stupid and bad. The stupidest scene was the billionaire chopper scene. Jeez, that was sharknado level writing.
The whole movie is more like sharknado on a huge budged, just without the whole "self-aware"-part.
Your confusing horror thriller with action comedy and not even a good one
Your confusing horror thriller with action comedy and not even a good one
Incorrect. You CAN free dive at pressure as long as you are also at that pressure. It's called saturation diving. Normally, the Abyssal trench would be freezing cold and that would be what kills you, however, they are in a hot zone with volcanic vents, I assume it would be fine.
And, also, when they were in the suits they were still maintaining the pressure of the surface. The rig is at depth pressure.
It has to be equalized pressure as the water around it or it would be crushed already.
Cant have dumb fun movies anymore i guess
The Meg is just bad. It’s boring as well as stupid. It doesn’t deliver on its premise.
Yes but those movies you watch it when it comes out in dvd!
Theres dumb/fun. And then theres just bad.
@@kingasif9265or on streaming
Gosh why directors never learn, I swear the movie was just a cheesy with a touch of light humor and a little serious touch but fun, this sht was like marvel has become a bunch of cgi and a combusted crap on the screen that you do not even know what are you watching anymore....
This movie is Jurassic Park mixed with Fast & Furious, and I loved every minute of it. It's the kind of stupid I can enjoy anytime.
Meg 2: Shark and Furious 😂
I wish Dom Torreto wouldve showed up 🤣
Jason Statham swimming 25,000 feet under without a suit and powered by only testosterone is the best. Take the L, Stockton Rush.
Second good to hear it’s getting promising reviews I knew that movie was gonna slam when they showed To e Octopus fighting Meg
21:28 "Oh, we have a Megadon around here..."
Its a shame they didn't like it but i personally thought the movie was awesome and am really looking forward to the 3rd movie
how
@@NameUnknownz He also enjoyed Jurassic World Dominion and Morbius
The movie was a joke
@@NameUnknownz Maybe because people have different tastes? And i do like shark movies in general
@@thedarkemissary Because everyone must have the same taste as each other? Pretty toxic
*I could totally tell Angry Joe love the movie more than he's letting on compared to Alex and Oj 😅.* I feel like he's trying to convince them its not as bad as they think.
me and my buddy love shitty scifi shark movies so we just randomly pulled up to it with never seeing the first one. it delivered for us. just had a good time watching a dumb movie. i think these movies need to exist
Agreed, just don't steal a 20 year old IP and change everything about it please
“Don’t let OJ mislead you”……proceeds to agree with all of OJ’s points
I just watched it last night. I kinda enjoyed it mainly because of DJ. He was funny as hell. I just took it as another movie seeing with my friend.