Morbius - Angry Movie Review

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  • @thejokkerulez2446
    @thejokkerulez2446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    My favorite part of the movie was when I walked out of the cinema.

    • @ajpat9620
      @ajpat9620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      And anyone can tell of how garbage that movie was from start to finish.
      Mark my words, that movie will be on the list of worst movies of 2022 by the end of the year, that can be guaranteed.

    • @nicklong1981
      @nicklong1981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      My favorite part of the movie was when I decided not to waste my money and watched this video instead.

    • @omardiaz4427
      @omardiaz4427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmfao.

    • @mew10521
      @mew10521 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha ha ha ha ha

  • @maxsilveira3611
    @maxsilveira3611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3586

    I have to say, of all the movies that ever been released by Sony, this is certainly one of them.

    • @JuanRodriguez-se9hn
      @JuanRodriguez-se9hn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      what are you trying to say?

    • @TheBestEverEverEver
      @TheBestEverEverEver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Truly eye opening

    • @AlexxxPerales
      @AlexxxPerales 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      Couldn't agree more. Also couldn't agree less.

    • @devinsteele2424
      @devinsteele2424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@JuanRodriguez-se9hn the closest thing that he can say that's positive

    • @gamingzero0
      @gamingzero0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      It certainly is a movie

  • @blakep100
    @blakep100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2120

    You knew this movie was in trouble when IGN gave it a 5/10 I didn't even know IGN gave anything lower than a 7/10.

    • @joshgtm3266
      @joshgtm3266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Idk but I feel like I've seen a 3/10 from them sonewhere

    • @h.knight
      @h.knight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@joshgtm3266 fucking God Hand.

    • @Vallarok117
      @Vallarok117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I think they gave one of the older Mario Worlds like a 2/10 or 3/10.

    • @KydzPlays
      @KydzPlays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you should watch more of their reviews then.

    • @Dae...
      @Dae... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      You still watch IGN???

  • @cb-9938
    @cb-9938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    my favorite part was when he said "Its Morbin time"

    • @slothz5063
      @slothz5063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      For sure. I morbed my pants.

    • @whatthecatdoin4237
      @whatthecatdoin4237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Actually if you watch the movie he doesn’t even say it

    • @thetumans1394
      @thetumans1394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@whatthecatdoin4237 He does say it. "It's Morbin' time".

    • @whatthecatdoin4237
      @whatthecatdoin4237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thetumans1394 you clearly didn’t watch the movie

    • @thetumans1394
      @thetumans1394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@whatthecatdoin4237 It's Morbin' time.

  • @MrBone-qv5tz
    @MrBone-qv5tz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    I had to give it a 10/10 when he said: _”IT’S MORBIN TIME!”_

    • @vinman900
      @vinman900 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh shut up

  • @NewbieIsPro
    @NewbieIsPro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1328

    I'd hate to be mean, everyone should follow their dreams, but who is giving these writers work?
    oh, they're written these movies that tanked, maybe 5 times the charm.

    • @roxtechs
      @roxtechs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Greatest sin was wasting Matt Smith

    • @adrianj5392
      @adrianj5392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@roxtechs did you just fucking say “wasting” Matt Smith? We’re talking about the same guy right?

    • @mathewwong1415
      @mathewwong1415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Sony movies other than spider man seems to be sucking a lot

    • @gurobano4179
      @gurobano4179 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Movies are written by woke idiots that don't know what a good movie is. It's all about quotas.

    • @MsTriangle
      @MsTriangle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They will be also writing Madame Webb

  • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
    @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1499

    The fact that even Sony released this on April Fools day really shows the fact that Sony knew this movie sucked

    • @nothinghereligma3363
      @nothinghereligma3363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It was released Thursday

    • @Hgh38
      @Hgh38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@nothinghereligma3363 true but still funny either way

    • @just_bickers
      @just_bickers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Was released in March here in the UK so.... 🤷‍♂️

    • @badjuju2721
      @badjuju2721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@just_bickers the uk isn't real

    • @NewAgeSlaves
      @NewAgeSlaves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@badjuju2721 i knew it

  • @Awwscrewit
    @Awwscrewit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1271

    I think Jeremy Jans had the best summary. An R rated, 2 hour movie chopped down to a 90 minute PG one.

    • @roxtechs
      @roxtechs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Ah so Venom then.

    • @Awwscrewit
      @Awwscrewit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@roxtechs Yeah but Venom was at least entertaining in a silly way.

    • @magdieldexter
      @magdieldexter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@Awwscrewit Yeah Venom was entertaining because of Tom Hardy’s wackiness, despite that shit last fight with Riot. Felt like a coom fight or some shit lmao it was horrible

    • @Nightmarewrath
      @Nightmarewrath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You would've think that Sony, followed in 20th century Fox's footsteps (pre bought out by Disney) since they hit wonders with the 2 deadpool movies and Logan. Heck, even Warner Bros managed to make it work for Joker, and The Suicide Squad.

    • @quickdrawmcgraw3567
      @quickdrawmcgraw3567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Nightmarewrath The movies they made that did work, only worked because WB got out of the fucking way and let the crew they hired make the fucking movie

  • @samuru101
    @samuru101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I became asexual after watching Morbius for the first time because no amount of sex will ever replicate the dopamine i experienced watching the masterpiece of a movie.

  • @BryoWins
    @BryoWins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Saw this movie for my birthday today. The theater was pretty much empty 😂

    • @MauZangetsu
      @MauZangetsu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Damn man, I'm sorry you had to watch that in your birthday

    • @Nictheidoit
      @Nictheidoit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Welp

    • @vraksoffender261
      @vraksoffender261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My condolences.

    • @Providence..
      @Providence.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What monster subjected you to that torture?

    • @jarotheboar8398
      @jarotheboar8398 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oof

  • @dr.coomer9750
    @dr.coomer9750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    “You either die an optimist, or you live long enough to become an Alex.”
    -Harvey Dent

    • @gringotico1759
      @gringotico1759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Fucking Alex shitting on everyone, I love it.

    • @Dae...
      @Dae... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I agree with Alex 9/10, he's fair.

    • @btr003
      @btr003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Alex will piss you off when it's something you like, but when it's something you hate, he's the hero you need.

    • @dr.coomer9750
      @dr.coomer9750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dae... Sadly you’re right

    • @dr.coomer9750
      @dr.coomer9750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@loveblanket6512 I was simply making a joke. But I used to get bummed out by Alex always shitting on everything, now I’ve come to agree with him 90% of the time.

  • @jeremycards
    @jeremycards 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1735

    Honestly gotta give props to Jared Leto, failing both in Marvel and DC? that's quite an achievement! normally the ones that fail in one do good in the other!

    • @kevinc.cucumber3697
      @kevinc.cucumber3697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      I don’t understand why he wants to have a comic character role so bad. He’s good when he’s not in mainstream flicks.

    • @noctisluciscaelum2960
      @noctisluciscaelum2960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      He’s a good actor we’ve seen it in many many films issue is Sony and writers don’t care about the proprieties they just want money without the work

    • @superstar2000ist
      @superstar2000ist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well he was barely part of dc

    • @ivanleeskinner
      @ivanleeskinner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Kevin C. Cucumber I still want him to be Joseph Seed if they ever do a live action far cry movie 😂

    • @christrevor3450
      @christrevor3450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Sucks too, bc I like him as an actor and I liked the direction of his joker. If they toned down the tatts and gave him more screen time it would have been better.

  • @MAR-sc7np
    @MAR-sc7np 2 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    This movie is the most expensive April fools joke ever..

    • @alih3728
      @alih3728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @enriquepalacios7380
      @enriquepalacios7380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was just thinking that 😂😂😂

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GameStop Legend of Zelda Live Action Trailer "Approves of this message " 😉

    • @mikeymartinez7142
      @mikeymartinez7142 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alih3728 yuyyyr fgriooo

    • @SupremeCommanderBaiser
      @SupremeCommanderBaiser 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No. Activision tops that.

  • @PIRAKAS666
    @PIRAKAS666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    THINGS JUST MORBED OUT OF HAND!

  • @SaltDaddy97
    @SaltDaddy97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I learned to appreciate it when Morbius said "It's morbin time". It is one of the moments from the movie ever made.

  • @judgepajarillo22
    @judgepajarillo22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1135

    Not related to the movie. But I like how AJ stops when OJ and Alex talk. AJ gives them time to talk and listen. I notice that in their recent videos. I like it. Keep it up guys :)

    • @trla6505
      @trla6505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I remember being quite a problem for some

    • @getbuckets9116
      @getbuckets9116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      this is good to hear because Alex normally has spot on views and even if I don’t agree with his view sometimes, he will still explain it eloquently

    • @richrod0122
      @richrod0122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      They talked about this earlier that it happens they’re friends I’m sure you have accidentally spoken over one of your friends. No one’s feelings are hurt.

    • @marko6947
      @marko6947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Enough with these comments already

    • @gorlab9549
      @gorlab9549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Only took like 4 years

  • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
    @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 2 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    When is Hollywood/Marvel gonna learn that you canNOT take a tortured anti hero that is known for being hyper, sometimes almost disturbingly violent (Wolverine, Venom, Carnage, Morbius, etc), cram it and chop it into a PG13 character, and expect to get the same reaction as the original.

    • @ChloeCinema
      @ChloeCinema 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the debut of Morbius in 1971 50 years ago is not that violent

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ChloeCinema
      I fail to see what you’re trying to say with that

    • @PROFESSOR_TV
      @PROFESSOR_TV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access that you can do a "non that violent" movie morbius obviously

    • @arunr1627
      @arunr1627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Replace Hollywood with Marvel. The Joker was rated R.

    • @jasonb97
      @jasonb97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@PROFESSOR_TV You can't do a Morbius movie... Period... These characters are nothing without Spiderman... It's like making a Bane movie...

  • @jimberjamber8540
    @jimberjamber8540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    I'm getting so sick and tired of people defending movies like this by saying "It's not that bad" or "It could've been worse".
    If we continue to settle for mediocrity, then that's ALL we will ever get. Do not support movies like this. Give your money to a studio or director that actually puts love and effort into their stories.

    • @AlejoConejo-vb8ln
      @AlejoConejo-vb8ln 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Word!

    • @AmonsRealm
      @AmonsRealm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It’s unfair to assume this movie didn’t have any love put into it. I’m sure everyone tried to their best extent it just didn’t pan out

    • @god6384
      @god6384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think the problem started with the writers. Im sure some people put love and effort into this movie

    • @KennethTakanami
      @KennethTakanami 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      facts

    • @richarddixon1450
      @richarddixon1450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well said.

  • @Hellhound1711
    @Hellhound1711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This movie felt a lot like the Mummy (2017), fast paced with bland characters where its only purpose is to create a cinematic universe, only this time with Spider-man villains.

  • @jasonsullivan2029
    @jasonsullivan2029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    When AJs review of a movie is more entertaining than the actual movie there are some serious issues

  • @evildoughboy7773
    @evildoughboy7773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Morbius had so much potential as an r-rated anti-hero horror movie, but cookie cutter clusterfuk Sony had to get its hands on him first.

    • @god6384
      @god6384 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      these studios are scared for r rating they want all the kids to go watch it. They want that greedy pedo kiddy money

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      sony shouldnt be allowed to make super hero movies anymore honestly

    • @roxtechs
      @roxtechs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How do they not realize they have the advantage of making it R rated but no the want to make it like MCU.

    • @rubberduck2401
      @rubberduck2401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      R-rating can't save badly written (Gods of Egypt writers, how the F they still have jobs), badly directed, awfully acted... you get my point

    • @safs3098
      @safs3098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@roxtechs with the success of Joker and Deadpool you'd think that these studios would take the hint that r rated comic book adaptations are getting popular

  • @SoldierSpiderx
    @SoldierSpiderx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    Morbius can't seem to catch a break when it comes to representing his vampirism. I also remember because of the heavy censorship in the 90's cartoon he wasn't allowed to feed like a vampire, instead he had these holes in his hands that "drained" life force from his victims and Truly a compelling struggle - a vampire trying to survive in a world where nobody bleeds. How metaphorical.

    • @ryanmadej6694
      @ryanmadej6694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Not even blood. Plasma from blood lmao

    • @1krani
      @1krani 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I actually liked that Morbius. It's kind of like Two-Face, how investment in his character before he turned into a villain is what stuck with me. I liked Morbius's personality in that show, and I liked how he didn't look like a typical suave vampire, but rather a pasty-faced, bat-nosed freak with some cool duds and luscious locks.

    • @DreamStepper
      @DreamStepper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I thought the suction hands were pretty cool, helped him stand out from typical vampires that feed with fangs.

    • @TheOnlyGuermo
      @TheOnlyGuermo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      PLAAAAAAASMAAAAA!!!!!

    • @swinton8436
      @swinton8436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Truly a compelling struggle - a vampire trying to survive in a world where nobody bleeds. How metaphorical. MattheJ1 ~ 3/31/22

  • @6sKi6z6
    @6sKi6z6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Between this and Terminator: Genisys, Matt Smith has the worse agent ever.

    • @emperorgizmo3014
      @emperorgizmo3014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Genisys was cool for the opener. Seeing those buildings built out of Steel and reinforced concrete crumble to a nuclear weapon was awesome and scary. Other than that the movie was blah. 🙂

    • @indestructablereflex
      @indestructablereflex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was honestly the only fun part of the movie especially the subway cops scene

  • @OoTZOMMMoO
    @OoTZOMMMoO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Every movie Leto is in, his scenes look like his own power phantasies

    • @aaadesktop
      @aaadesktop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He’s an actual cult leader so this description fits perfectly

  • @puchun3452
    @puchun3452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Joe clearly has no idea since morbius is the first trillion dollar movie . A very impressive task considering it being the first movie in the morbius cinematic universe.

  • @AnaheimElectronicsInc.
    @AnaheimElectronicsInc. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    2:02
    “Sevent-
    Me: Seventy isn’t that bad.
    -een percent”
    Me: Ah.

  • @cortesacrawford
    @cortesacrawford 2 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    The Alex rants are so much fun. I love them everytime.

    • @langfordjeremy100
      @langfordjeremy100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah he keeps it real. A little too real sometimes but you need someone like that

    • @Rigbyyyy
      @Rigbyyyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I love Alex. Always have, and I’m happy he’s on the crew and wouldn’t have it any other way. It’s just sometimes I ask myself if he’s ever happy?

    • @langfordjeremy100
      @langfordjeremy100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rigbyyyy oof hitting deep up in this mothafucka!

    • @Hgh38
      @Hgh38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alex is the best

    • @ihateallthethings2683
      @ihateallthethings2683 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joe seems to have the body language that he hates it

  • @0hMyGandhi
    @0hMyGandhi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    19:35 I think Joe hit the nail on the head. I genuinely do not think that the studio had any remote interest in this movie and this was just a cash grab. You don't hire the screenwriters that have taken massive losses on their previous films and expect to hit paydirt.
    Making what should obviously be an R-rated movie into a PG-13 was stupid enough, but they are literally banking on their viewers being the type to say, "well, there are worse ways to kill 2 hours".

    • @casualthurs3243
      @casualthurs3243 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah with the mcu fake out it’s clear they wanted to ride the no way home wave and tricked people into seeing their garbage movie.

    • @liamwarner5749
      @liamwarner5749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sadly the joker didn't do well enough to show them there is a market for R ratings in movies for adults so they tone things down to get the "wider" market (same issue in horror movies) and it doesn't work because the concept wants an R rating to fulfil its potential.

    • @captainamedeus7047
      @captainamedeus7047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@liamwarner5749
      But what about Deadpool 1 & 2?

    • @liamwarner5749
      @liamwarner5749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@captainamedeus7047 Unless I'm misremembering they were both R rated. Not saying an R rating makes a film automatically good but certain characters/concepts work best with that rating and freedom to show violence and blood. If you enjoyed Deadpool 1/2 imagine how they'd fare if made with a PG rating.

    • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
      @NeutralGuyDoubleZero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@liamwarner5749 The reason why Wee-Ba brought up it up when you mentioned joker not doing spectular, was because of how the deadpool movies were massively successful R rated films.

  • @acourierofourhopesandaamer8303
    @acourierofourhopesandaamer8303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I respect and enjoy your reviews because it sets a tone. I'm tired of spending money better used, in bad movies, on bad games, so reviews like yours are essential. keep it up

    • @alexc664
      @alexc664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't know why they are shitting so hard on this movie... I watched it with no expectations and it was ok, i kinda liked it.
      The only bad part of the movie was the usual Marvel crap where the bad guy is bad for no reason...

    • @wwehulk8798
      @wwehulk8798 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexc664 The same way governments are corrupt for no reason, ppl are innately greedy and trample those they think are beneath them so there isn't a reason that is just how it is.

  • @Alex_Logan22
    @Alex_Logan22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Morbius knows how to link up with bats after researching about it, whereas Milo didn’t.
    Vulture wants to team up with antiheroes to do some good, not go after Spider-Man. He only mentioned Spider-Man as having something to do with how he got there.

  • @shadowlinkbds
    @shadowlinkbds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    That good feeling when you miss out on movies shows or games that you had a feeling that weren't going to be good. This is no exception.

    • @royalreviews5270
      @royalreviews5270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I felt that way about the eternals. I should have listened to myself because I wanted to walk out in the middle

    • @MegaDudeman21
      @MegaDudeman21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I waited for eternals to come to disney+. I went in thinking it was going to suck because of some reviews i read/saw. I was pleasantly surprised. I actually really liked it. The action was great. The big twist completely caught me off guard.

    • @0hMyGandhi
      @0hMyGandhi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MegaDudeman21 was _just_ going to say this. I watched Eternals last night, and....I, too, was plesantly surprised. It's not the best thing ever, but I appreciate it just being _different_ . I never felt bored, and I just liked some of the heftier philosophical/existential themes that are rarely examined by movies within this genre.

    • @zzxp1
      @zzxp1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@0hMyGandhi Yeah, the only only thing that dragged that movie down was that the deviants are lame as F to be an antagonist force.

    • @KWPZ21
      @KWPZ21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just watched Velocipastor knowing it's a horrible movie but I was entertained. It's a horrible movie that will make you laugh because of how horrible it is. With all the punk/emo music, the horrible script, acting and low budget effects.

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    Just saw it today and yeah its a wet fart alright. When the action started getting crazy I literally felt myself falling asleep.

    • @hamhockbeans
      @hamhockbeans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Just refunded my ticket before tomorrow will credit it towards either Nope or Dr.Strange 2.

    • @acutelilmint8035
      @acutelilmint8035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      oh damn.. welll good thing.. the only showing was 4dx 20$ lol good thing i just said meh.. i’ll just go home and sleep

    • @mr.crowgamer6250
      @mr.crowgamer6250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hamhockbeans jokes on you man I can hook you up with a website ?

    • @hamhockbeans
      @hamhockbeans 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mr.crowgamer6250 😭

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree, the action in this film is snoozeworthy.

  • @fenrir3164
    @fenrir3164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    10:12 I don’t know why It’s hilarious to me whenever Alex goes into a “people who enjoy this is a crayon swallowing moron” or “the writer is an imbecile” rant 😂

    • @cafeterialoca
      @cafeterialoca 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hilariously, Doug Walker liked this film.

    • @kevinmillerwaynejr5852
      @kevinmillerwaynejr5852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@cafeterialoca Go Figures Lmao

    • @MsTriangle
      @MsTriangle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Unprofessional

    • @jamespaul6315
      @jamespaul6315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hes pretty condescending honestly. Entertaining to watch but he would be hard to hang around with lol

    • @noobkiller11790
      @noobkiller11790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MsTriangle Very Unprofessional, I don't even wanna listen to what else they have to say. The movie was good in my option and the after credits have my excited to see more

  • @Bazball1080
    @Bazball1080 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Just found your channel. Absolutely love the nuanced tone you take and the sense of values that comes through. All in all this is the best review Chanel Iv watched

  • @Drinkwithclass
    @Drinkwithclass 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I love seeing Jared "look at me" Leto failing, guy is so full of himself

    • @AnettzEllesmere
      @AnettzEllesmere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Who hurt you man

    • @Agutzzz
      @Agutzzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That was personal bruh what did he do to ya LOL

    • @Drinkwithclass
      @Drinkwithclass 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AnettzEllesmere "I hurt myself today..."

    • @lobodesade6780
      @lobodesade6780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I agree, ever since I found out that the dude literally runs a cult, and how he wanted to stop the production of joker, I have despised him, that's a some big ego bullshit. Don't get me wrong, he was great in Requiem for a dream, he actually tried to act in that that, and he was great in fight club too, mostly cause he has no lines and got his face busted, but other than two movies I haven't seen any other movie where he stood out.

    • @indigoab4327
      @indigoab4327 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lobodesade6780 what about Dallas buyers club

  • @littleshoes3293
    @littleshoes3293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Joe: "Everything is just washed out with blue."
    Me: Blue!? Fucking blue?!?!

    • @thecrok3205
      @thecrok3205 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop pls it died years ago

    • @littleshoes3293
      @littleshoes3293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@thecrok3205 No.

    • @omardiaz4427
      @omardiaz4427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@thecrok3205 No, its a f'n blue dude they paid for blue.

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "HE BOUGHT F***ING BLUE?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--"
      -Joe's angry NFT video

    • @chillhour6155
      @chillhour6155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thecrok3205 no it evolved

  • @ybeef5883
    @ybeef5883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    this one’s gonna be good

    • @WhoIsElKabong
      @WhoIsElKabong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Guessing you mean the review

    • @Hgh38
      @Hgh38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yea I have been waiting for him to review this. The WW84 review was lit.

    • @evildoughboy7773
      @evildoughboy7773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Better than the movie anyway.

    • @13Bizz
      @13Bizz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was ok. BETTER THAN TWILIGHT 🤣

  • @alphacause
    @alphacause 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    I love Alex's condescension, with a caveat (9:45 - 11:00) . I can empathize with his frustration with the casual moviegoer who would give this film a higher rating than it deserves. For the casual moviegoer, who only sees films a few times a year, their threshold for what is entertaining is far lower than for someone who sees films frequently, and who is familiar with every trope. There is nothing wrong with that. It is when that same casual moviegoer gets angry at critics for not having the same low bar for movies that they do, that such condescension is deserving.

    • @AngryJoeShow
      @AngryJoeShow  2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      amen!

    • @MegaDudeman21
      @MegaDudeman21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ooooor people like different things

    • @Shibefu
      @Shibefu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@MegaDudeman21 If that's your response you missed the entire point of his post.

    • @MegaDudeman21
      @MegaDudeman21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Shibefu how so?

    • @quickdrawmcgraw3567
      @quickdrawmcgraw3567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@MegaDudeman21 The point is that there are many people who are "casual movie goers" who also get angry at "not-casual movie goers" for not liking movies they do and call them shit like "tryhard" or "contrarian" or even "god you hate everything" shit

  • @OctEddie
    @OctEddie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have no idea what happened with that rooftop. I thought the rush of wind was from Tyrese and he was being teased as a mutant or some other Spider-Man character that I don’t know. But like the little girl Morbius put in the medical coma it was just…abandoned and forgotten about. It would explain how Tyrese moved up the stairs as fast as Morbius could.

  • @jp3813
    @jp3813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Lots of MCU haters like to claim that No Way Home's widely revered quality is more due to Sony's hand on the project rather than Marvel Studios'. Morbius is yet another reminder of how laughable that logic is. Into the Spider-Verse may be beloved, but the live action stuff might even discourage Andrew Garfield from ever finishing his trilogy.

    • @samueljones621
      @samueljones621 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still better than Marvel Disney Grooming & Kiddy Diddling

    • @shiranuiaensland1442
      @shiranuiaensland1442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@samueljones621 Boo-hoo!

    • @Thumper17
      @Thumper17 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@samueljones621 Sorry what? Jared Leto is actually a sexual predator. Dozens of accusations of him bedding or attempting to bed 15-16 year olds.

    • @schizzo8959
      @schizzo8959 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What quality, NWH was full of nostalgia bait and fan service, with little story in it.

    • @shiranuiaensland1442
      @shiranuiaensland1442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@schizzo8959 The keyphrase is "widely revered", sweetie. There is no use in pretending as if critics and audiences in general did not praise the film. Playing make-believe is not going to change the world around you.

  • @Nozverah2
    @Nozverah2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Movies like Venom & Morbius should be rated R with a lot of blood & disembowelment, especially Morbius. This movie should've been a tragedy like "The Fly". He's become a monster in trying to cure a disease, a cure he seeked out not only for himself but humanity. There's a good story there, it's just these writers are trash.

    • @Mr_Mistah
      @Mr_Mistah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      R ratings can't save a movie

    • @deeplaysgaming4754
      @deeplaysgaming4754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      r-rated with lots of blood, a monster trying to cope and trying not to drink blood and find a cure! there is a good storyline here indeed and youve already seen it, its called blade.

    • @joeycheckers114
      @joeycheckers114 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts. The premise is great, but poorly written. This is a 5/10.

    • @RubexQewb
      @RubexQewb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mr_Mistah That’s exactly what I always say . They think cuz it worked for Logan it’ll work for everything else . The difference is Logan had ppl working on the film that actually gave a shit about the character.

    • @Nozverah2
      @Nozverah2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Mr_Mistah I didn't say an R rating alone. I also said it needed good writers, good writers are good because they care. Nobody cared for Morbius, it was a cheap cash grab.

  • @mattatk92
    @mattatk92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Sony can't be trusted to make good Marvel movies without Disney giving them a hand. Into the Spidervere and the first two Spider-Man films are an exception.

    • @joshgtm3266
      @joshgtm3266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which spiderman films? Tobey's or Tom's? I actually don't know 😭

    • @javieremoya
      @javieremoya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don’t the think all the Spider-Man films were BAD….but I wouldn’t lump TASM2 or SM3 in with the likes of Morbius…

    • @raam726
      @raam726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People like the amazing Spider-Man

    • @HDGaminTutorials
      @HDGaminTutorials 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Spidermands could shit on your face and most people would still like it cause of there hard ons for spiderman

    • @safs3098
      @safs3098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you implying spiderman 3 is bad? Bully Mcguire alone is better than the entire spiderman franchise... REEEE

  • @greygorthegoateedgeek5350
    @greygorthegoateedgeek5350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    I have to admire Sony's on going effort to make even the worst Marvel Studios film look like great

    • @Hgh38
      @Hgh38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah they manage to make the dceu look good

    • @JunkFlush
      @JunkFlush 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ezekieldressen223 no one said it was, reread what he said

    • @MsTriangle
      @MsTriangle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      DCEU does not exist. They do not build a shared universe

    • @MsFated
      @MsFated 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sony don’t even try. They are seriously just using the SpiderMan characters to make a movie just so they keep the rights. Problem is their script is always bad, no effort because they don’t care.

    • @Justin-ti4xc
      @Justin-ti4xc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ezekieldressen223 Sad that you don't know how to read.

  • @TheKman1014
    @TheKman1014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This movie was bad I can’t believe the 10s I’ve seen on metacritic but then again it’s metacritic

    • @aegaeon117
      @aegaeon117 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are AI programs that boost reception, just like there's AI chatbots on TH-cam comments. Nothing is honest anymore.

    • @TheKman1014
      @TheKman1014 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aegaeon117 yeah that’s a good point

  • @Klishar122
    @Klishar122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Fun fact: during a puff piece for this movie, Jared Leto, out of nowhere, dropped that he’d be willing to come back… as the Joker.
    Yeah, he knew this was crap.

    • @DrMcMoist
      @DrMcMoist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      He just can't seem to accept that he was garbage in that role. His denial is almost Trump-esque.
      The new guy was better in a deleted scene than Leto was in Suicide Squad.

    • @troymcclure681
      @troymcclure681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DrMcMoist you obviously have bad taste and TDS 😂

    • @alexrivera633
      @alexrivera633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      His was crap and his new hero movie is crap

    • @Akihito007
      @Akihito007 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DrMcMoist Yea Trump gave us the best economy in WORLD HISTORY, made America energy independent, was securing the border and standing up to China, Russia and Iran. All it took was a years of media LYING and hiding every Biden scandal from the American voter (like Hunter’s laptop) along with unconstitutionally stuffing the ballot box with insecure mail in ballots in 5 battleground states for Biden to "win". Biden is going down in flames and everyone is waking up that TRUMP WAS RIGHT! So think twice before falsely claiming Trump is living in denial when it’s Biden voters who were conned!

    • @erickamakeeaina1649
      @erickamakeeaina1649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DrMcMoist He was good in Snyders JL

  • @Cruddy129
    @Cruddy129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    There should be a time when Marvel and Sony isnt so afraid of the rating system and just give the characters the respect they deserve
    Morbius's first ever big screen debut - and they basically turned it into a kid action flick, where the vampirism mythos isnt even done right

    • @marcoouwens9422
      @marcoouwens9422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah I don't understand why because they made moonknight 16+.

    • @zygas25
      @zygas25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Moon knight will be an ok show. Disney usually has thier shit together on their shows. Sony is more of a hit or miss track récord.

    • @poultry-lover6665
      @poultry-lover6665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marcoouwens9422 Disney is different from Sony

    • @MidniteMeatBus
      @MidniteMeatBus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zygas25 it kinda sucks, watched every episode, for every hour of BS you sit through, you get 30 seconds of Moon Knight in action.

  • @svkbw1921
    @svkbw1921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I remember when they announced it, I thought that it was such a strange choice for a Spider-Man Character to get a film.

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      All these solo spiderman films without spiderman confuses me

    • @johnniewaiker6203
      @johnniewaiker6203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i remember the same feeling with venom

    • @Hgh38
      @Hgh38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean the did with Venom but tbh it was decent

    • @Revan-eb1wb
      @Revan-eb1wb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Hgh38 venom was decent for you? I dont want to know what bad is lol

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Hgh38 First was meh. Second was awful. I hate how Sony took this badass character and turned him into a joke. Not my Venom.

  • @SuperDecimator
    @SuperDecimator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If I wrote this movie, I'd have put Kraber as the villain. Maybe Morbius killed a wealthy person's son or daughter scientist and the parent hires Kraber. Wouldn't want the cops because they want revenge, wouldn't want Spiderman because they want a professional. Boom: now we have Kraber tracking and hunting and Morbius gets more CGI budget for himself

  • @johnfehrs5129
    @johnfehrs5129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel proud to watch you guises reviews and you guys talk about your integrity (03:00-03:45) not to take money for something you believe not in….
    Great job guys and I continue to keep watching your reviews and commentaries. Love your shell

  • @KizaruB
    @KizaruB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Was there a single human looking forward to this movie?

    • @mattatk92
      @mattatk92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jared Leto was looking forward to the paycheck

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me…… >:(

    • @sandyh2b
      @sandyh2b 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only person I know who was excited for it was John Campea

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sandyh2b he gets excited for most blockbusters so that isn't too strange. Maybe it's because it's his job as a movie reviewer to care about it.

    • @molsy1768
      @molsy1768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was, because there's not a lot of vampire movies or monster blockbuster movies in general anymore, I didn't think it was going to be great, but I thought it would be at least somewhat entertaining

  • @rubeng370
    @rubeng370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Why do they make spiderman villain movies? They are boring without spiderman

    • @Mil89GR
      @Mil89GR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They try to replicate the success of "Joker" and they fail miserably.

    • @Immersive_mods
      @Immersive_mods 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol they started before joker with venom and venom make ton of money
      I don't think they fail

    • @raam726
      @raam726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mil89GR replicate? Joker is a villain in the movie. Venom and morbius are heroes. They're villains in the comics. Basically, they're turning Spider-Mans super villains into superheroes. The idea is interesting ngl.

    • @johnsantos507
      @johnsantos507 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raam726 Venom and Morbius are Antiheroes. Not heroes.

    • @raam726
      @raam726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnsantos507 yeah sure. Point is they're not malevolent from the start in the movies, unlike in the comics.

  • @alexanderm3504
    @alexanderm3504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Paul Allen just can't get a break from doing Terrible movies even though he is an awesome actor

    • @MajesticAngel13
      @MajesticAngel13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is basically Paul Allen’s Batman

    • @smolaether
      @smolaether 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      All those reservations at Dorsia caught up to him.

    • @Joe-ki7og
      @Joe-ki7og 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't think he's an awesome actor, I think his pretentiousness leads him down the path of doing these big lead characters and the film flopping. He thinks he's better than he is, you can tell he wants to give off a daniel day lewis method acting vibe but it just falls flat so often.

    • @TheProphegy
      @TheProphegy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s also a known pedophile. The fact he’s still getting work is funny. His PR team has incredible damage control.

  • @afrodesiac8064
    @afrodesiac8064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Kraven movie will be horrible. I can see it now. Also, who cares about the Sinister Six anymore? Spider-Man was in Infinity War, Endgame and Far From Home, but Sony still thinks the Sinister Six will amaze us all?

  • @madlord124
    @madlord124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't get why people keep saying or thinking that Sonys Venom and Morbius are in the Andrew Garfield Spider-Man universe, or its in the MCU I'm like JUST STOP. Sony can't make a proper villain movie, they tagline it as a Villain movie but can't go through with it. Its like they're building a Sinster Six but they aren't very sinster.

  • @ouzer
    @ouzer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    If you think this is bad, wait until they release the Madame Web feature-length film.

    • @johnsantos507
      @johnsantos507 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      1. Madame Web better be a good movie.😠
      2. Who will be the Actor of Madame Web?🤔

    • @raam726
      @raam726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnsantos507 Dakota Johnson

    • @johnsantos507
      @johnsantos507 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raam726 Who?🤨

    • @johnsantos507
      @johnsantos507 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Calavera Come on, they're not going to cancel it.😑

    • @thorn5228
      @thorn5228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      seriously? they are making a movie on a charcters whos biggest thing is she sits in a chair looking at all the differant reality spiderman, and aiding them by talking mainly, im sorry but how on earth do they plan to make that into a film an animated short maybe but a full movie no way, unless its basicly just her sitting in the chair looking at all the realitys and what we get to see is basicly short spiderman themed what if universes that would be kinda cool.

  • @EpicGrantz
    @EpicGrantz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Alex’s stance and facial expressions for the first couple minutes had me dying 😂

    • @sharpshoota8274
      @sharpshoota8274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s so naturally funny lol

    • @EpicGrantz
      @EpicGrantz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sharpshoota8274 straight up lol

    • @AldoHacha
      @AldoHacha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alex standing still is hot. But Alex reacting and gesticulating is charm rain

    • @EpicGrantz
      @EpicGrantz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AldoHacha I laughed so hard lmao, you’re not lying

  • @slimreaperburner
    @slimreaperburner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I work at a movie theatre and our pre sold numbers for a movie are usually between 100-200 for a good movie (the Batman, no way home), our opening weekend for morbius is slated to have 15 people TOTAL for Friday, Saturday and Sunday, so much for all the hype…

    • @reddragonemperor5022
      @reddragonemperor5022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol damn Sony be like, 15 people watch it. hell ya! we made profit 📈 🤣

    • @davidker8820
      @davidker8820 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Down here in Australia, this came out on the same day as Sonic the Hedgehog 2. Yet, in spite of the latter having an actual dedicated fanbase and plenty of hype, Morbius has over twice as many screenings everywhere. You know, this film that next to no one seems to even give a damn about. Methinks the cinemas might be taking a hit on this.
      But hey, maybe people will show up en masse, and it’s just that the general public never buys tickets in advance.

  • @tacosziszchaos
    @tacosziszchaos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just finished watching the review and the fact that Sony announces El Muerto is hilarious lmao

  • @wavybones_prodicalson1792
    @wavybones_prodicalson1792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the worst part about this movie is that Morbius doesn't EVEN SAY: "ITS MORBIN TIME" 🤣

  • @badjuju2721
    @badjuju2721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Honestly when they were talking about the writers being experienced and shitty I was expecting D&D

  • @mrrationality2213
    @mrrationality2213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Sony should focus more on the production of ps5 than in making horrible movies.

  • @almostadonovan
    @almostadonovan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Fair warning, I haven't seen this movie. I actually thought it looked okay in the trailers and wanted to watch it, but then first reviews started coming out and I realized I was right not to jump on it. But hearing Joe try to explain why Morbius can control bats with a harp is the perfect example of why Sony shouldn't be making these dumb antihero movies. Let people who know what they're doing tell these stories.

    • @jamesb7205
      @jamesb7205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sony should just give all their Spiderman shit back. They have absolutely no idea what they're doing

    • @residentrump3271
      @residentrump3271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Control bats with a harp? I never saw Morbius do that in the comics. What gives?

    • @mickeymoose9368
      @mickeymoose9368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, I was super excited about the movie, then saw 16% for rotten tomatoes 😳. “Welp….guess I’m seeing Elvis!”. Elvis is a fantastic movie btw. 😁

    • @GrimViridian
      @GrimViridian 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@residentrump3271 just watched the movie and I have no clue wtf they're talking about with the harp, the movie was just average

    • @tarantulasarecool
      @tarantulasarecool ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mickeymoose9368watched that recently on Netflix. Was brilliant probably cuz of the singing and the acting!!!

  • @whogon
    @whogon 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hahahah! @ 33:28 A.J. -- BEST quote EVER.
    Alex: "to give him the RAGE!"
    Joe: "F*** you're right! I...i...that's right! Bc....I was just about to realize that"! All while yet AGAIN...plowing into Alex's remarks before he could even finish the sentence. Good thing Joe was there, to let us know he somehow predicted ahead of time, what his future self would "realize"

  • @jordon820
    @jordon820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Joe and Co, I don't know why ya'll get grief if you do, you're always so down to earth and just giving it straight and that's all the audience can ask for, especially today.
    Keep up the reviews, movies and shows and games and all such. I love your group discussion dynamics and, as Alex said, don't eat those beef jerky packets!

  • @liamnissanS2K
    @liamnissanS2K 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The problem Isnt Morbius. The problem Is mainstream media, Hollywood In general (videogames aswell) collectively suck ass right now. We are In desperate need of a Renaissance era.

    • @noneoftheabove5816
      @noneoftheabove5816 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elden ring

    • @neruneri
      @neruneri 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Having seen Morbius, the problem is definitely also Morbius.

    • @KingKrouch
      @KingKrouch 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@noneoftheabove5816 Considering Elden Ring also launched as a buggy mess, and FromSoft still hasn't patched the actual issues with the game (more specifically, the technical issues), I don't think they're exempt from the rule either. Does it deserve GOTY? Maybe, but that's not saying much. Still waiting on FromSoft to patch the fucking game before playing more of it. Runs worse than Halo Infinite.

  • @rubeng370
    @rubeng370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The one movie I didn't care about and don't mind watching spoilers

  • @Mrsmith2002
    @Mrsmith2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I was laughing throughout the whole movie because of how bad it was😂😂😂😂🤣
    When he said you won’t like me when I’m hungry 😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @fatmanjstyle5306
      @fatmanjstyle5306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don’t tell me that line was actually in the movie

    • @Kenny-sl6hb
      @Kenny-sl6hb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I cringed so hard at this line.

    • @Mrsmith2002
      @Mrsmith2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fatmanjstyle5306 yes I’m not joking it’s a scene when he’s in prison

    • @sotorc1448
      @sotorc1448 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's about as cringy as when Gordon said you could of pulled the punch and batman said I did.

    • @12simslim
      @12simslim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sotorc1448 actually that one was pretty good 🤔

  • @seventhshin0bi864
    @seventhshin0bi864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hate this movie so god damn much. I knew I would hate it the moment he started calling the kid in the foster home ‘Milo’, then he said my name is Lucian. I thought we would have a moment later in the film were Morbius drops his nickname like “I’m sorry Lucian”.
    BUT NO THEY FORGOT THE CHARACTER THEY WROTE’S FUCKING NAME. Like, that’s not a hard thing to do. EVERYONE CALLS HIM MILO AFTERWARD, WHAT THE HELL????
    ALSO THEY DIDN’T EVEN NAME HIS MENTOR!? GIVE HIM A FUCKING NAME YOU STUPID BASTARDS! THAT IS LITERALLY THE FIRST STEP OF BUILDING A CHARACTER! HOW CAN PROFESSIONALS FUCK THAT UP!?

  • @AmericaTheSimpleMinded
    @AmericaTheSimpleMinded 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    HEY! You guys need to give Leto a break! He’s not used to this stuff and he’s doing is best in such a foreign environment!
    EDIT: I just realized that Jared Leto IS NOT Leto Otel from BallMasterz 3000. Apparently one of them is fictional.

  • @MrDman21
    @MrDman21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The look on Alex's face says it all. 😆

  • @CocainBuzz
    @CocainBuzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That movie feels like it was meant to be released right between Daredevil and Spider Man 3

  • @Luguya
    @Luguya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Daaang, Alex went completely ruthless on this episode. Good for him!

  • @MrcreeperDXD777
    @MrcreeperDXD777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The movie is so freaking. I cant describe how absolutely it is. Definitely a movie of all time

  • @LEXICON-DEVIL
    @LEXICON-DEVIL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    18:05 Comic book movies suck from the 90s? Blade is literally one of the best till this day. Batman Returns, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 🤷

  • @VengD
    @VengD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I knew it would be shit when I saw pg13 on the first trailer.
    Just like Venom, Sony had some amazing chances of making some R rated action/horror with these characters. But they wanna pull in as much money as possible, so they go for pg13, which just disappoints everyone.

    • @Splenetic-
      @Splenetic- 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They know that an R rating has actual risk associated with it, and when all you want is money without effort a R rating is a death sentence

    • @TheRealLazyEntrepreneur
      @TheRealLazyEntrepreneur 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Splenetic- Nah,Deadpool changed that paradigm,but studios are still too scared.

    • @treswolves5512
      @treswolves5512 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Splenetic- Joker was the first R rated film to break $1 billion, surpassing even Deadpool 2. I would say that in the right hands, an r rated anti hero movie can make more money than one that cuts a bunch of content to pass for PG13

    • @Splenetic-
      @Splenetic- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@treswolves5512 you missed my point, those movies had insane hype and actual passion behind them, it’s the lazy movies with studio interference that usually default to being cut/watered down to ensure they make a profit. I know full well how successful R rated superhero movies and movies in general can be.

  • @ytuser_3122
    @ytuser_3122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I weirdly love Joe’s movie reviews over the game reviews 😂 And I’m watching The Godfather in theaters over this.

    • @producerevan88
      @producerevan88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Probably a good choice

    • @israelruiz8706
      @israelruiz8706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yea because these are kinda them just being friends talking shit about movies. I do that with friends sometimes

    • @ezioassassain
      @ezioassassain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bro what ur watching godfather in theatres damn man i wanna see it in theatres but they'll never show it here

  • @markpritzlaff7065
    @markpritzlaff7065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    My Lord…I was having a heart attack before you revealed your April Fools joke.

    • @lilsabin
      @lilsabin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same 🤣

  • @theseproblemsmatter1
    @theseproblemsmatter1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Giving Morbius his solo film was a mistake. He'd be far more compelling as a tragic villain (which is what he is) in an upcoming Spider-Man film, or even pair him against Venom instead.

  • @enriquegilmour
    @enriquegilmour 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I was so looking forward to this movie. I used to read the comic and it has Jared Leto. And after about 10 minutes I knew it was going to be horrible. Maybe less than 10 minutes.

  • @art2norrman872
    @art2norrman872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Best part about this film was Matt Smith. He is one of my favourite actors. Always a brightspot in any movie/series

    • @triantyern1396
      @triantyern1396 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mediocre asshole locates

    • @JohnDarkSoul69
      @JohnDarkSoul69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah i feel bad for my man. he's a good actor but he keeps landing roles in such bad movies... he deserves better :'(

  • @demofya
    @demofya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This movie is proof that extortion is definitely a problem in Hollyweird. That's the ONLY explanation for how a trash script like this was written.

  • @pugsofsmallstreet5858
    @pugsofsmallstreet5858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The general audience/consumer have consistently told themselves that mediocrity is alright. They’ll even outwardly defend mediocrity.
    They’ll defend paywalls, half completed games, these crap ass Movies…. Everything. 🤦‍♂️
    Now we are in this endless loop of just straight ass

    • @BigBoss549
      @BigBoss549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah people are complacent and love to settle for less, it's very strange

    • @UAVRedBaron
      @UAVRedBaron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because we've become a soft/participation trophy society that settles for mediocrity. 2nd and 3rd place is the new 1st place.

    • @schizzo8959
      @schizzo8959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would explain the success of the MCU, mediocrity as far as you can see, with no creativity, but some highlights.

  • @JayfkPlays
    @JayfkPlays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So no-one is going to tell me how Tyrese Gibson got to the roof that quick??? Fair enough. 10/10

  • @bleedthesecolours
    @bleedthesecolours 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When I used the machine to collect my tickets for Sonic 2, one of them somehow printed for Morbius. The theater was legit pushing people into seeing it 🤣

  • @Kitbats
    @Kitbats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    You guys are pumping it with the movie/TV reviews. I love them as much as the gaming content

  • @esca9782
    @esca9782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man whoever is in charge of hiring the directors and writers at sony need to be fired, they have missed almost every time it’s laughable

  • @hotwaterme1
    @hotwaterme1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sony just give up the rights for the Spider-Man universe to Marvel already like bruh..

    • @johnsantos507
      @johnsantos507 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're not going to give up. You know that.😒

    • @raam726
      @raam726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They did. Marvel made 3 Spider-Man movies. They'll do venom too.

    • @chino19963
      @chino19963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@raam726 they didn’t give up the rights to Spider-Man, they shared it but they still completely owned Spider-Man

  • @miguz2
    @miguz2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how Joe said "more bs" instead of "Morbius" XD

  • @mcgruber
    @mcgruber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Knew this was gunna be trash. Sony just don't have it. Even venom was bad. Both of them.

  • @roningarrison
    @roningarrison 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is what happens when you support the first Venom movie, they get galvanized and try to ruin everything going forward.

  • @TwinsenR
    @TwinsenR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This was the last straw for me deciding if I was going to go see it in IMAX. Thanks, will catch it at the home-screen!

    • @DarkElitePredator
      @DarkElitePredator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Save that for Doctor Strange MOM

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DarkElitePredator Or watch The Batman again 🥺

    • @sotorc1448
      @sotorc1448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thebatman4279 I'd rather watch morbius then the batman.

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sotorc1448 Sounds like fighting words.

    • @sotorc1448
      @sotorc1448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thebatman4279 bring it on. Just the fact the I actually learned stuff about a character I didn't know much about already makes me like it more. I guessed the batmans ending before I even seen it😭😭😭 the riddles were terrible. And batman only saved 2 people the whole movie with the best fight scene being in the trailer.

  • @AdamM12590
    @AdamM12590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "This movie was made by dumb people for dumb people" - Alex is a savage lmaoo

  • @TheGamesNexus
    @TheGamesNexus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This review was fun, thank you very much! We have included a link to your work in our article about the film

  • @reactions5783
    @reactions5783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Remember pre-MCU team up, when Sony would now and then complete F up a Marvel character. Yeah, that same Sony is still around doing its thang.

  • @alphacause
    @alphacause 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Few things are sadder than when talent is misused to produce utter rubbish. Jared Leto's career is the embodiment of this lamentable fact. The guy is an Oscar winning actor, but he, or his agent, mostly chooses roles in movies that are not worthy of his talent.

    • @captaincaptain2128
      @captaincaptain2128 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think Leto is actually that good of an actor. He's just good at playing one specific type of character, which is why he won that oscar, but he got so full of himself he thinks he can become any character, and he can't. He's really overrated.

    • @ManoloRibera070
      @ManoloRibera070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he desperately wants to be in a comic universe, so he'll take any role thats offered.

  • @decode.666
    @decode.666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "There was a billionaire, he had a tin suit and he could fly, right?" That's what Eddie says at the end of No Way Home. That means that in his universe, there is no Stark. Doesn't Venom share the universe with Morbius? If he does, Vulture could not have rebuilt his suit. Or am I missing something here?

    • @theinsurance2450
      @theinsurance2450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No. He's from his own universe. Sony came out and already said each of the villain movies they are making are from each of their own universe. Sony plan is to build up to a spider verse Multiverse movie thing. The Vulture you see is just another variant of him.
      Sony really made these movies in each in their own universe just in case they have a flop movie, they can just discard it and say it never existed. Like this movie probably.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theinsurance2450 but they can't if he team up

    • @theinsurance2450
      @theinsurance2450 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@turtleanton6539 yes that change was add in at the end to save face of this train wreck which ironically just made it worse. Sony probably come out later and say Vulture was sent back right after the screen cut to black.
      That's the thing I can't stand about Sony. They care more about sells than actually putting in the work to make it make sense. That why they will always fail.

    • @TetsuoSlade
      @TetsuoSlade 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theinsurance2450 Morbius references Venom and Tyrese mentions that thing in San Francisco. It’s a shared universe.

  • @devilmikey00
    @devilmikey00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As with the venom movies, it feels like Sony butchers these films in the editing room to keep them under 2 hours. It's such an old school way of thinking, people are perfectly fine watching 2 1/2 - 3 hour long films these days. Not that I think it would have made a huge difference with these writers.
    Also, how would vulture build a new suit? Wasn't his costume in Spider-man made from left over alien tech? Also also, Micheal Keaton's character in those movies was just some blue collar guy, he wasn't a scientist or anything. If memory serves me it was one of his crew that built all his tech, not him.

  • @Mr.KittensAndGibberish
    @Mr.KittensAndGibberish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That one scene with his first experience with the wind, I interpreted it being him not being fully accustomed to his powers, like this is the first time he is running at a full sprint and can't stop himself fully on the (graveled) roof(?), which leads to him sliding as he attempts to stop himself at full speed.
    Then again, I watched in 360p cam quality, lmao. So a lot of the bad cgi didn't look as bad for me because I didn't see it normally. Yar har.

  • @NuckChorris12345
    @NuckChorris12345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    By the time the end of this movie happened, I literally thought to myself, "That's it? It's already over?" Like, it did not feel like an hour and 44 minute film. And not in a good way

  • @Dombobaybee
    @Dombobaybee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    AJS content rules mannnn always something to get me through the day! Thank you guys seriously