Real Shaolin Disciple Reacts to Marching Fire Expansion (For Honor)

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  • @RealRantwo
    @RealRantwo 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    YO! This is the new Main Channel with Daily Ranton Uploads! 🚀

    • @ayecity5505
      @ayecity5505 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      go shave your eyebrows bro

  • @YAL23booboo8
    @YAL23booboo8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11416

    "Buddha bless you!"
    *triple kicks dude in the chest*

    • @christiancristof491
      @christiancristof491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Lmao

    • @jgarcia4501
      @jgarcia4501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +635

      Oh, why thank y- BAM BAM BAM

    • @bennymeier2192
      @bennymeier2192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      He clearly saved him from a sneeze wym?

    • @85cadian
      @85cadian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      THE BUDDHA BLESSING INTENSIFIES*

    • @farahslife7978
      @farahslife7978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Samuel Kan oww that must hert him or her

  • @ladypain_thelegend5949
    @ladypain_thelegend5949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33384

    Now we need a real serial killer reacting to Dead by Daylight.

    • @RealRanton
      @RealRanton  6 ปีที่แล้ว +3627

      make it happen 😁

    • @broham9088
      @broham9088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +529

      this comment is underrated

    • @DJ-kg5wb
      @DJ-kg5wb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      Michael reacts to Michael

    • @tiger100able
      @tiger100able 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or these please! m.th-cam.com/video/24J76TxYKAc/w-d-xo.html
      m.th-cam.com/video/gpahcYEjSIQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @vincentdolente7053
      @vincentdolente7053 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That game sucks...You suck for saying it's name.

  • @lapantony
    @lapantony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1825

    Now we know how Shaolin ended up joining this war: he was just kicked out of the temple for bad technique

    • @ShadowknightEX
      @ShadowknightEX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Antonio Kfgnby I was thinking roughly the same thing. Ironically the other characters have better technique

    • @DefinitivelyNotCthulhu
      @DefinitivelyNotCthulhu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ShadowknightEX well the Shaolin were the most feared in China for a long time

    • @jay_idk337
      @jay_idk337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Spinning moves don’t work well in real fights

    • @swill3677
      @swill3677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jay_idk what? You’re joking right?

    • @jay_idk337
      @jay_idk337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope ur being sarcastic
      Well Uve got anime in ur pfp so ur probs dumb
      So in boxing which I do in a fight the dumbest thing u can do is spin cause then u can’t see what there doing and they can easily hit u
      Add a weapon u spin and Ud die
      At least u don’t think a katana cuts through plate armour

  • @stickymilkman
    @stickymilkman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3957

    Now we need a crusader to react to the Knight's faction

    • @ChaosRUsEnt
      @ChaosRUsEnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Boop Boop
      😂

    • @fangsabre
      @fangsabre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      I mean, there are HEMA (Historical European Martial Arts) practitioners who have reviewed this. Although a lot of them are more focused on like the "historical accuracy" of a particular execution rather than the combat accuracy of the movements

    • @silviojuric995
      @silviojuric995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I can help you there if.... DEUS VULT!

    • @lux_wil
      @lux_wil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@fangsabre yea but if you look at for example warden and compare it with HEMA techniques it's just horrible

    • @fangsabre
      @fangsabre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lux_wil that's mostly because they telegraph to fuck

  • @xenodotwav
    @xenodotwav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7156

    When Ranton expresses a "Wooohhhhh!!!" after a move, I'm always wondering if he's gonna say "that's horrible" or "that's awesome".

    • @nicoleulloa9097
      @nicoleulloa9097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Same

    • @woodywood7766
      @woodywood7766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This comment.. Wooohhhhh

    • @GoblinLord
      @GoblinLord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "That's a difficult one" is a dead giveaway to a move existing lmao

    • @darlingxluxii7977
      @darlingxluxii7977 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hehe same here xD

    • @pochicardhd232
      @pochicardhd232 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woooh wu ba dahhh

  • @enjitodoroki202
    @enjitodoroki202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4239

    "Theatricality and deception. Powerful allies to the uninitiated... But I am initiated."

    • @ZachJ367
      @ZachJ367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      3:41

    • @robsonneves6189
      @robsonneves6189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      That's based on a quote from Bane in "The Dark Knight Rises"

    • @sagetv4502
      @sagetv4502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@robsonneves6189 I thinks it's on the moment when batman turns the lights off

    • @robsonneves6189
      @robsonneves6189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@mutuallysustainedhateboner1426
      No, have you watched the movie? That's a quote from the movie and the voice he is doing is Tom Hardy as Bane.

    • @louislubov3886
      @louislubov3886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MutuallySustainedHateBoner Inc not verbatim, but the quote’s from the movie. Bane said that when Batman threw some shitty bombs at him during their fight in the sewer if you’re still doubtful.

  • @brunobucciarati1136
    @brunobucciarati1136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2942

    “Buddha bless you” while kicking someone in the chest

  • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
    @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3043

    A pure hand-to-hand shaolin would be awesome.
    Imagine all these people with battlefield weapons and full plate just getting decimated by some maniac that goes around punching people.

    • @mctcgm
      @mctcgm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      *punches* *sword* *into* *submission*

    • @NPLMAgentOrange
      @NPLMAgentOrange 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Came here to let you know that due to a recent patch Shaolin is shittier than ever & sucks to play because the devs fucked up hard.

    • @kk.3850
      @kk.3850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Centurion already exist tho

    • @dantefromdevilmaycry9857
      @dantefromdevilmaycry9857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      weird cuz I thought there was this Centurion in the Knights faction running around screaming *INCREDIBILIS* but OK

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@dantefromdevilmaycry9857 He has a pointy stick, and that's cheating.

  • @uncle1839
    @uncle1839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6130

    *Ubisoft gets smacked with a stick*
    *Edit- stop with the lumbago jokes....it hurts my feelings :(

    • @elium4233
      @elium4233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Multiple times ×3 lol 😂🤣

    • @slippinjimmybean
      @slippinjimmybean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      UNCLE

    • @youngmetro3times849
      @youngmetro3times849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Uncle where’s dutch

    • @stewie1592
      @stewie1592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Uncle I have a plan

    • @uncle1839
      @uncle1839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@stewie1592 please no, I already had enough of the plans

  • @danielhogan6255
    @danielhogan6255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    *Teleports behind you* "MAY BUDDHA BLESS YOU"

    • @salahs3766
      @salahs3766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      *triple kicks*

    • @yuinurahilyon5711
      @yuinurahilyon5711 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      daniel hogan Lmao hahahaha dammit

    • @rosetya3351
      @rosetya3351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      & then continue to punch rapidly & ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

  • @IcedUp
    @IcedUp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3140

    *hits Ubisoft with a stick*

  • @spookyskeleton9816
    @spookyskeleton9816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1017

    Normal person: * breaths *
    Shaolin master: looks like you want some beating with the stick

    • @ae7837
      @ae7837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Guy at the temple: * bends forward to take a shit *
      The teachers: then perish

    • @Andrew-yq4vb
      @Andrew-yq4vb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *breathes*
      Master, two buildings away- stop that, its throwing off my meditation.

  • @bdhbfgedfcgrhgdhbbhdgevcsh2905
    @bdhbfgedfcgrhgdhbbhdgevcsh2905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1230

    Well I have learned that the life of a Shaolin involves a lot of getting hit by sticks.
    ~The~More~You~Know~

    • @natinekochan6489
      @natinekochan6489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As long as it isn't from back there xD

    • @meme0taker87
      @meme0taker87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @some person no Asians are just better in everything except losing

    • @potatocake7037
      @potatocake7037 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      100th like

    • @sairaskynx2247
      @sairaskynx2247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'll hit you with a stick

    • @snowmanleblanc6053
      @snowmanleblanc6053 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      immortal men especially being colonized yeah

  • @taseenk5083
    @taseenk5083 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5949

    Now get a real bank robber to play Payday 2

    • @omar65ish
      @omar65ish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yo Bama ahaha

    • @kevinelnohomo7920
      @kevinelnohomo7920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Well, here in spain there is a bank robber reacting to videos, so ask they for help :v

    • @jerrywanimation
      @jerrywanimation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      they did and the bank robber said this is not how you do it, you don;t sit and recruit people also the greatest robbery is to master the ability to escape

    • @lenneky
      @lenneky 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want this

    • @Nephibis
      @Nephibis 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

  • @orieus8078
    @orieus8078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1863

    “If you do that, you’re also going to get hit by a stick.” Lmfao

    • @nervedamage1867
      @nervedamage1867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      You will. Definitely. Shaolin teachers do not fuck around

    • @jeremnc8134
      @jeremnc8134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@nervedamage1867 one mistake and OMAEWA MOU SHINDEIRU NANI ?!

    • @yep8058
      @yep8058 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      When he said that I imagined 4 Shaolin Masters sorrounding the initiate and smashing him into the ground with a stick and then keeping hitting him on the ground every time he makes a mistake lol

    • @qopa6784
      @qopa6784 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      you know how Chinese teachers are allowed to hit their student with a stick right? This is usually done when you did not do your homework or you've broken a rule. That's how it is normally in eastern countries that's not westernized in their education system. Some teachers even use a ruler to hit the bone protuding on the side of your feet and that hurts like hell.

    • @LadyWisteriaa
      @LadyWisteriaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@qopa6784 somr tachers in the US are also allowed to hit students. Its nothing surprising. It's called corporal punishment.

  • @strikerfrost7222
    @strikerfrost7222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    Whenever he talks about Shaolin he's always so much calmer, focused and professional but still very enjoyable. You can really tell how much he still respects Shaolin and that's really cool to see (: He represents and educates his audience on it so well

    • @jonevarty2205
      @jonevarty2205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Then there are his game reviews🤣🤣

    • @forkey1595
      @forkey1595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He still needs to practice his breathing at all times you know

  • @acrgunning
    @acrgunning 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9523

    All the incorrect stances/movements from the Shaolin is most likely the motion actor not being able to properly do them.

    • @chaoticzer0688
      @chaoticzer0688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      Acr Gunning some of the stances he’s correcting he doesn’t provide accurate examples to prove his point. I’m not initiated with Kung Fu but I wish he provided proper examples

    • @chaoticzer0688
      @chaoticzer0688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      TheBlueKnightz I did watch them and know that he has a well diverse knowledge in Kung Fu, my point was that the visuals didn’t match up with what we being done.
      Upon second viewing he didn’t go into every hero with their full kit just took a few minutes for the other three and judged the Shaolin on not even half of the characters move set. I would have liked to have seen him go more into that and show how diverse his knowledge is in the art form.

    • @Arttorias
      @Arttorias 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@chaoticzer0688 Hmm I understand what you mean now... He might comeback he might not.. I remember someone talking about this his Q&A video. So maybe he will go more into depth next time.

    • @chaoticzer0688
      @chaoticzer0688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TheBlueKnightz I really hope he does! That would be very interesting to watch.

    • @keepout2268
      @keepout2268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No shit

  • @lilnxshymane3667
    @lilnxshymane3667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2358

    Now we need a real hitman plays hitman.

    • @atiredfrenchfry398
      @atiredfrenchfry398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      FBI OPEN UP

    • @loglog7
      @loglog7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Ah yes that rubber duck explosive is something we use often.
      Not so sure about running around and forcing a cannonball through 13 doctor's faces.
      Body in the wood chipper, very nice.
      Perfect execution of the plague-doctor-costumed-can-of-spaghetti-sauce-to-the-head kill.

    • @NeuroSerpens
      @NeuroSerpens 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lmao excellent and very underrated comment

    • @bigbox8992
      @bigbox8992 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wholesome comment. I remember a documentary call "The Magician" I think was an analysis in that work.

    • @somehuman4249
      @somehuman4249 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I a agree

  • @retuy1234
    @retuy1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    Me: *breathes*
    Ranton: Oh you can’t do that, you’re gonna get hit with a stick.

    • @woodywood7766
      @woodywood7766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @orochi light spam

    • @iakovos56
      @iakovos56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im going to say that XD

  • @CidGuerreiro1234
    @CidGuerreiro1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    This was my introduction to Ranton. I was not prepared for the rest of his content.

    • @javyassassin13
      @javyassassin13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yup same here lol

    • @magnus7153
      @magnus7153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same

    • @domrick783
      @domrick783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol same, a pleasant surprise nonetheless

    • @Ainomato
      @Ainomato ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @gamesmash9859
      @gamesmash9859 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I watched this, and then tried watching the Sifu one after. Emphasis on tried, the style of editing is absolutely not for me.

  • @unknowncalibur5242
    @unknowncalibur5242 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3063

    Real alien reacts to dead space

  • @sachyas
    @sachyas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    "Theatricality and deception, powerful tools to the uninitiated. "
    *"but I'm initiated."*
    LOL.

  • @RWNetworkEX
    @RWNetworkEX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2019

    Now we need a real viking react to raider

    • @1dan928
      @1dan928 6 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      A real Roman for the Centurion and Gladiator xD

    • @Lislio
      @Lislio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +498

      And a real weeb to react to orochi

    • @jsjshshsj6202
      @jsjshshsj6202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@Lislio so anyone who mains him then?

    • @mortis3732
      @mortis3732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Ironic since you have an anime profile picture

    • @emilkroogle9200
      @emilkroogle9200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@mortis3732 oou snap

  • @timothycarlsson9082
    @timothycarlsson9082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    'if we do that we'll be hit by stick"
    Hey my parents know that move!

    • @peregrinus524
      @peregrinus524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Shaolin mastery achieved

    • @baburaoganpatraoaapte7650
      @baburaoganpatraoaapte7650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao what kind of stick ?

    • @littlespoon7942
      @littlespoon7942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@baburaoganpatraoaapte7650 Genuine concern lol

    • @pjggaming7194
      @pjggaming7194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@baburaoganpatraoaapte7650 An ancient stick forged from hell lmao

  • @TheDeagster877
    @TheDeagster877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1576

    I became a martial arts master after watching this.

    • @RealRanton
      @RealRanton  6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      😄

    • @fictionmyth
      @fictionmyth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      *Poorly dubbed terrible Chinese accent* "So, it would appear the student has become the master!"

    • @popculture1996
      @popculture1996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I went home and became a family man

    • @rjc523
      @rjc523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@popculture1996 a famireeeeee man lol.

    • @Ninjaananas
      @Ninjaananas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@popculture1996
      Shut up, Guile.

  • @deathscythegaming1690
    @deathscythegaming1690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5849

    Me: wowwww cool moves..!!
    Ranton: ahh that's not good..
    Me: yea thats not good enough

  • @TheMoeHawk
    @TheMoeHawk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2192

    So the motion capture actor was not felxible enough hahahahaahahhaahhahaha

    • @dafooddestroyer6499
      @dafooddestroyer6499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The Moe Hawk 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheMoeHawk
      @TheMoeHawk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Kekistan Shitlord I know right? Lol

    • @hackedbywingzcheatzdevteam6124
      @hackedbywingzcheatzdevteam6124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @Alex Miotke come back in about 10+ years?

    • @DJ_Rythmixx
      @DJ_Rythmixx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Basically lmfaoooo!!!

    • @Mr_Speed_
      @Mr_Speed_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hackedbywingzcheatzdevteam6124 lmao

  • @actuallytweakin
    @actuallytweakin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    Ranton: I wish there was a hand to hand combat character
    *Centurion Incredebilis intensifies*

    • @sirsmellybottom7480
      @sirsmellybottom7480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I would like a fist only character. I know they'd be incredibly busted beyond repair but FH as of lately has been kinda... less good and balanced.

    • @notamemethememe589
      @notamemethememe589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sir Smellybottom Yeah, maybe covered in armor that isn’t too heavy (to allow fast movement), or do that to add weight to an attack. Bulky for actual strength, and armor that covers important parts of body (maybe on forearm for blocking). I have no idea, but I just think of Shredder from TMNT.

    • @sirsmellybottom7480
      @sirsmellybottom7480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@notamemethememe589 Hah yes. That would be neat and very enjoyable

    • @Ph0en1x69
      @Ph0en1x69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zan clan?

    • @Zaiqu0
      @Zaiqu0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cents gladius is actually just Ubisoft nerfing his overpowered fists

  • @damiennroddy
    @damiennroddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1215

    Did anyone get a big smile on their face when he liked something they did?
    ...just me?
    Okay

    • @TheRealestEric
      @TheRealestEric 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Nah I liked it, too. It's cool when people recognize stuff from their culture and their history in games.

    • @anthonygarcia5899
      @anthonygarcia5899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      thats how much I love this game .. but after watching this I reallly want then to re work on the monks moves like the dodge and make it more authentic

    • @whitepudding9193
      @whitepudding9193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I honestly smiled when he had any reaction, his reactions are really cool

    • @O.LEO.N
      @O.LEO.N 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That little: "No, just me? Okay" is just *SEEKING* for attention!

    • @danielhogan6255
      @danielhogan6255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for your invaluable detective skills young poirot, your really after illuminating me to the obvious..

  • @abouttime837
    @abouttime837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    I clicked expecting a snobby guy complaining about accuracy but your personality is actually really fun. And I learned a lot

    • @imRushie
      @imRushie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      rude

    • @Nakai865
      @Nakai865 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@imRushie wat? XD

    • @SauvvyB
      @SauvvyB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A sholin monk being a snob😂👎

    • @smo-king6504
      @smo-king6504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And they say germans don't have humor

    • @percygoodbeard4827
      @percygoodbeard4827 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smo-king Damn, forgot ranton was german

  • @AnglOsAxOn2
    @AnglOsAxOn2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    Never in my lifetime have I listened to some one accurately depict a Martial arts game like you did. I salute you sir.

    • @ahmadhackett85
      @ahmadhackett85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you would also like skallagrim if you enjoyed this videp

    • @Ninjaananas
      @Ninjaananas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ahmadhackett85
      Skallagrim does not make martial art.

    • @vikinger3843
      @vikinger3843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ninjaananas
      I assume you meant ‘Skallagrim isn’t a martial artist.’ In which case I’d have to disagree. He is very well versed in fighting with weapons. That in it’s own right would be a martial artist.

    • @Ninjaananas
      @Ninjaananas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vikinger3843
      I am talking about his video content. He does rarely cover martial art.

    • @vikinger3843
      @vikinger3843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ninjaananas
      90% of his videos are about fighting with swords

  • @risepanda_G_G
    @risepanda_G_G 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6609

    You know Buddhism has failed you, when a Shaolin monk says "Jesus".

    • @Julian-re2ey
      @Julian-re2ey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +890

      He said in another video, shaolin monks dont need to be part of buddhism or any religion. Many monks are not even meditating and stuff. There are some few who are full in the religion part of the temple, but most of them just doesnt care.

    • @risepanda_G_G
      @risepanda_G_G 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      Julian just make a random joke. I’m a Chinese and i know all these...

    • @Julian-re2ey
      @Julian-re2ey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +718

      @@risepanda_G_G
      And I am German, I don't understand jokes. So joke on you.

    • @ahmadtarek7763
      @ahmadtarek7763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      @@Julian-re2ey wow ,I thought he got you there for a minute but god damn the Germans are back at it again .

    • @BIOSHOCKFOXX
      @BIOSHOCKFOXX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Buddha Christ!

  • @Dafreshcut
    @Dafreshcut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1018

    I WANNA LEARN MARTIAL ARTS
    *Gets hit by stick*
    I WANNA GO HOME NOW

    • @bailey2624
      @bailey2624 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      pussy

    • @GeneralSwirly
      @GeneralSwirly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@bailey2624 Its a joke dumbass

    • @BababooeyGooey
      @BababooeyGooey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      People like Rick are usually the first people to cry and snot whenever confronted with intense training.
      At least I can admit that I'm a big bubble blowin' baby and can't handle that shit.

    • @nataliafrye8204
      @nataliafrye8204 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lovely that there are people that can admit shit in public, and not be embarrassed by it. Great job!

    • @Dafreshcut
      @Dafreshcut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean, can you imagine getting punished with a stick? Not only do you have to continue training, but you also have to bear with the pain. I had gone through something like this when I used to learn Karate. If our teacher would see us mess up, he would ask us to show him our hand and he would apply a weird move called "the injection" which is basically applied in the same area as a normal injection, but he would do it with his bare hands. It would only take him a split second to do it and not only did it hurt, but even to this day I still couldn't figure out how was he able to do it(he would use only 2 fingers and it would still hurt as hell and I dont wanna imagine a god damn stick doing something like that)

  • @chichan9013
    @chichan9013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1444

    Real Somali Pirate reacts to Sea of Thieves.

  • @johntremor1078
    @johntremor1078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2083

    Real mafia member reacts to Mafia City.

    • @gonfreccs9208
      @gonfreccs9208 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      *lvl 1 crook

    • @dogeprissy9850
      @dogeprissy9850 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      That's not how the mafia works.

    • @Sophie_the_Sapphic
      @Sophie_the_Sapphic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      How about real yakuza react to the yakuza games. Oh wait they actually did that.

    • @bearandthebull2372
      @bearandthebull2372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Sophie_the_Sapphic I love how that interview implied that kiryu's feats were normal for a yakuza.
      .......which makes you wonder what type of shit the yakuza ACTUALLY do when no one's looking.

    • @manuelmadoery8737
      @manuelmadoery8737 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And gets LVL 50
      *That is how Mafia works*

  • @kinemitsu926
    @kinemitsu926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1651

    Ranton deflecting lights like it's nothing having never played for honor but I'm still out here struggling. Tf? 😭😭

    • @ewa8253
      @ewa8253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      A.) it's a bot
      B.) If he gets hit, he could always cut it out and try again, it's not too hard to deflect if you have infinite chances
      C.) What THE JOKER said

    • @AlejandroDiaz-fw9tm
      @AlejandroDiaz-fw9tm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @THE JOKER they both help eachother first person shooters helps with reaction time for sports and sports like boxing or kickboxing help a lot with resection time as well

    • @idk-qw4gk
      @idk-qw4gk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He's rep 130 something

    • @nelly5954
      @nelly5954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't think he's even playing, he said at the end he wouldn't get the expansion because it's 30 bucks

    • @ewa8253
      @ewa8253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@nelly5954 no you can play any hero in training despite not having to unlock them. you can also buy individual heros with steel.

  • @Spookypichacat
    @Spookypichacat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2172

    Real Human Reacts To Civilizations

  • @thotpolice925
    @thotpolice925 6 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    Real Plumber Reacts To Mario

    • @JMSginoclave
      @JMSginoclave 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "Hell yeah, the mushrooms man... Those really change your perspective on life!"

    • @GabeHCoud-tc7jc
      @GabeHCoud-tc7jc 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jay Well +1

    • @cunnyman
      @cunnyman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Porn plumbers react to Mario

    • @VegaPunk.
      @VegaPunk. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He would get so pissed

    • @Hawaii-dy5qv
      @Hawaii-dy5qv 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @gregoryfox725
    @gregoryfox725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9883

    I'd never thought that I see a real Shaolin monk playing vigeo game.. Wow, that is really exiting to watch) you're awesome, man!)

    • @Yceb0x
      @Yceb0x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +882

      Now imagine a Shaolin monk playing as a Shaolin monk
      Meta intensifies!

    • @deusexbaby5555
      @deusexbaby5555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Gregory Fox Well yeah its the future man dont mean monks are missing out too. XD I visited monks in Korea and they have iphones and they watch TV XD

    • @zankzbloodlust4192
      @zankzbloodlust4192 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Yceb0x the immersion

    • @kaneschultz6899
      @kaneschultz6899 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeez kid

    • @TheCynicalB
      @TheCynicalB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Real ones don't even know what video games are bro.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    "If we do it like this in the temple we get hit with a stick"
    Same for catholic school...

  • @dionysos7317
    @dionysos7317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    When he said they should've gone for a shoalin without a weapon using just his fists...
    I know its a game, but thinking of a guy who tries to bareknuckle fight a knight in full plate armor... that sounds like straight out of a Monty Python movie.

    • @iamwritingrightnow8217
      @iamwritingrightnow8217 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Dionysos well if we go full realism the knights would stomp any other faction due to superior armor and weaponery and the samurai would just get shit on. It is already quite silly.

    • @claypigeon7063
      @claypigeon7063 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *+Dionysos* Plus, part of For Honor is being able to customize your armor and weapons; how would the Shaolin customize his weapon if he uses his fists?

    • @user-Void-Star
      @user-Void-Star 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@iamwritingrightnow8217
      You know ancient shaolin monk fingers can pierce tree. That's why they use tiger claw to Break your neck and skull. If your fingers can't pierce tree then using tiger form useless.

    • @Hudson316
      @Hudson316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      You know trees aren't made of steel and reinforced by chain and a layer of padded cloth, right?

    • @user-Void-Star
      @user-Void-Star 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Hudson316 three part of knight body which is not guarded one neck two under balls and three eyes shaolin monk can easily poke eyes or grab his under balls and pull it out of grab his throat and pull it out even without sword they are very fast and agility.

  • @akm0317
    @akm0317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

    Real cowboy plays Red Dead Redemption 2

    • @Geto.76
      @Geto.76 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That's already happened

    • @defectiverobot393
      @defectiverobot393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dude, change your damn profile pic! There are millions of people on this site with the exact same unoriginal profile pic. Hell, there's over a hundred of you on this damn clips comment section alone! Have some originality & pride.

    • @defectiverobot393
      @defectiverobot393 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Geto.76 same goes for you!

    • @Geto.76
      @Geto.76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@defectiverobot393 I changed mine a year ago tho

    • @sunnynoriega4288
      @sunnynoriega4288 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@defectiverobot393
      Here is a great article I found on that profile pic, it wii just give you all the info you need
      th-cam.com/video/7fFSupGfZME/w-d-xo.html

  • @obolisk0430
    @obolisk0430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1206

    I imagine none of them use their bare hands because the developers probably thought it would look silly to have someone just punching out a fully armored knight.

    • @Sirasa6
      @Sirasa6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The developers choose a weapon and make a character around it, so bare hands would not work here.

    • @gothkrix
      @gothkrix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      It's also silly to smash your blade against plate armor, but they still did it anyway...

    • @raphaelgoh5632
      @raphaelgoh5632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      It didn't stop the centruion

    • @petrusion2827
      @petrusion2827 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      If there was any fighter that could possibly actually punch through plate armour, it would be Shaolin warrior monks. Look them up, they're extremely tough. I was actually looking forward to Shaolin being bare handed combatant

    • @mr.anderson8532
      @mr.anderson8532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Just Petrusion Uhm , I don’t think anyone can but sure , punching around it? A Shaolin probably can.

  • @yourpuppeteer9734
    @yourpuppeteer9734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Every time he sees something bad, he gets flash backs when he kept getting hit by a stick

  • @danielflanard8274
    @danielflanard8274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    I'm really uncomfortable by how chill he is in this

    • @SBIrider99
      @SBIrider99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Daniel Flanard It’s a respect thing. Martial arts are all about respect

    • @MrXenon-hn7ju
      @MrXenon-hn7ju 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Cause he low key wants normie views xD

    • @Beefyjesus0
      @Beefyjesus0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daniel Flanard Can i ask why?

    • @danielflanard8274
      @danielflanard8274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Beefyjesus0
      Because the thing that made me suscribe and keep coming back is his zany personality. Don't get me wrong, I still love him this way; it's just different

    • @Beefyjesus0
      @Beefyjesus0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Daniel Flanard Ah i gotcha. I've never heard of him before and just wasn't sure if there was some issue i didn't know.

  • @Jeenine
    @Jeenine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1314

    The motion capture team isnt flexible enough 😂😂😂

    • @N0FoxGiven
      @N0FoxGiven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      "Not flexible enough" (x10000)
      Conclusion: They tried to use the least authentic person they could when Mo Capping the Shaolin.

    • @BlueBD
      @BlueBD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@N0FoxGiven We need a shoalin Mocap but not spend a lot of money. Lets get a beginner

    • @MadManMatrix
      @MadManMatrix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You also are kinda restricted in that mo cap gear

    • @Dakarai_Knight
      @Dakarai_Knight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      JeeNiNe Media I guess it's hard to do that stuff in motion capture gear idk

    • @kathleensarkeesian8506
      @kathleensarkeesian8506 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *They need to get hit with a stick*

  • @TshimxMuaj
    @TshimxMuaj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Ranton: messes up a move
    Ranton: (looks up)
    Master: JIN GANG FU MO!!!

    • @leoher3760
      @leoher3760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So funny 😂😂😂😭

    • @leoher3760
      @leoher3760 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tshim Khang your so funny 😂😂😂😂

    • @内卷外翻
      @内卷外翻 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      金刚伏魔

    • @daneallsaleem3174
      @daneallsaleem3174 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAOOOOOOO

  • @spaghettiman512
    @spaghettiman512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    when this is your first video of Ranton and you think that Ranton is usually a serious, Shaolin disciple who is always serious and calm.

  • @tariksnn8048
    @tariksnn8048 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4581

    Real God reacting to God of war.

  • @rookcapcoldblood2618
    @rookcapcoldblood2618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    3:44
    "Powerful allies to the uninitiated...."
    "But I am initiated."
    Got me so hard! 😂

    • @ajan2039
      @ajan2039 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rook/CapColdblood I’m literally dead 💀 when He said that

    • @jordanwaynejansen7546
      @jordanwaynejansen7546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thats gay

    • @yamatotsu
      @yamatotsu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      For some reason I thought about pewdiepie when he said that 😂😂

    • @nathantop8561
      @nathantop8561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's actually from 'batman the dark knight rises'. It's a quote from Bain

    • @harakiribanzai2483
      @harakiribanzai2483 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nathan Top yeah that’s a memorable quote

  • @vendrixuther7111
    @vendrixuther7111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1046

    Real Goat reacts to goat simulator

    • @ShivamSingh-bx5lg
      @ShivamSingh-bx5lg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @tariksnn8048
      @tariksnn8048 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      OK that. Shouldn't be a thing.

    • @iBboyGohan
      @iBboyGohan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao dead

    • @noorlaila7030
      @noorlaila7030 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      then u need to put messi to react. because everyone know he is the only goat

    • @brockrock2359
      @brockrock2359 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yesss!!

  • @Mega-P71
    @Mega-P71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Martial artist students: Exists
    Sensei/Masters: "Bend you legs more, bend your legs less, lower stance, hips in, Lower Stance, point your toes, LOwer STANce, keep your feet in line with your shoulders, LOWER STANCE!!"

  • @somehandsomemustachedman3164
    @somehandsomemustachedman3164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1158

    Does anyone think they taught him edits in the shaolin temple
    Its nice editing

    • @nosathirty
      @nosathirty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Un-broken and victorious
      “Yes Sifu.”

    • @tNigel
      @tNigel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      If they don't learn to edit professionally, they get hit with a stick

    • @gaborvadask9559
      @gaborvadask9559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well done grasshopper !!

    • @Darek_B52
      @Darek_B52 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Have you ever heard of cyber monks

    • @bariscannu
      @bariscannu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr. Man g

  • @jonathan6855
    @jonathan6855 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4587

    you should do the same with movies. like the matrix kung fu fight scene. its actually really interesting

    • @KikiCat_123
      @KikiCat_123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      omg yes

    • @affilistuff7648
      @affilistuff7648 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      As soon as it's not about how usefull the movements are but about how authentic this might be nice to watch.

    • @tokm5555
      @tokm5555 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes I agree

    • @Interceptor_of_Minds
      @Interceptor_of_Minds 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      In matrix used many different fighting styles and types together. You need a huge team of experts. And you can even don't ask them. Keanu really learned all this stuff from masters.
      Your matrix fan. ;)

    • @FlurryMainchin
      @FlurryMainchin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the matrix is real

  • @Ghosttea
    @Ghosttea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1303

    Ubisoft... Hire this guy dammit

    • @Chanceiscool44
      @Chanceiscool44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Nah hed lose all his respect and have to bang his head on hardened maple syrup just to keep up with the stupidity that is ubisoft..

    • @fernandocontreras4981
      @fernandocontreras4981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not enough budget

    • @user-kz9vg7mu4o
      @user-kz9vg7mu4o 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ubisoft really need this guy to be wu lin acter

    • @solid3070
      @solid3070 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’d rather download an entire new motion capture set for each character in Wu Lin than deal with this GARBAGE

    • @poolgoldworldwild2163
      @poolgoldworldwild2163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah, they should do like santa monica studios. they hired the guy who did moves from tekken irl to do the motion capture for kratos.

  • @rampant4l
    @rampant4l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    *does move*
    me: oh hey that’s kinda cool
    ranton: oh my god that’s bad
    me: that was fucking horrible

  • @MetallicBascinet
    @MetallicBascinet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    A shaolin that plays videogames?
    NANI?!

    • @ANukeWithLegs
      @ANukeWithLegs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      I never even Imagined that I find a Shaolin using internet

    • @MetallicBascinet
      @MetallicBascinet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I know, right. It's pretty awesome though

    • @MetallicBascinet
      @MetallicBascinet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That makes sense. If it was full-time, he probably wouldn't even be on TH-cam talking to us.

    • @ANukeWithLegs
      @ANukeWithLegs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      but isnt this Shaolin cause a permanent commitment ?
      Just like Italian Mafia ... Once in the Family there is no way back

    • @ANukeWithLegs
      @ANukeWithLegs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this is the first vid I have seen from him ...

  • @sageriecke5603
    @sageriecke5603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    Now all we need is a real Sumo react to Shugoki and watch him cry in disappointment like the rest of us.

    • @Perifroog
      @Perifroog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Sage Riecke
      #BuffShugoki

    • @xgladar
      @xgladar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      considering that sumo has no weapons id say it has nothing to do with shugoki at all

    • @ajl1218
      @ajl1218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      senpai toast yea I bet that would put a smile on the sumos face lol just like the matches

    • @nappingcentral
      @nappingcentral 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This comment is underrated

    • @nappingcentral
      @nappingcentral 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's top tier just like shugoki in game

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    The problem is that the motion capture actor isn't flexible enough

    • @NakedTrashPanda
      @NakedTrashPanda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i was cringe too hard because he doesn't understand lol

    • @1234macro
      @1234macro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That shouldn't be a problem, just edit it afterwards.

    • @davevd9944
      @davevd9944 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Yea if a real Monk claims half the moves are done poorly then it's clear they hired some martial artist mo-cap actor and not a real Shaolin. As I highly doubt the actor got beaten everytime he made a mistake.

    • @NakedTrashPanda
      @NakedTrashPanda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@davevd9944 but do we have proof this guy is a monk? or just someone who judges other stuff?

    • @conrad5323
      @conrad5323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sypticle Dude has a video about it lmao

  • @zak_5994
    @zak_5994 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    you should definitely react to the updated version of these characters. they changed so much and i love watching your input and corrections

  • @ChazViru
    @ChazViru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Monk: Buddha bless you
    Also Monks: Literally kicking the guy

  • @Darkerxz
    @Darkerxz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2060

    The guy that did the mocap probably wasn't very flexible

    • @copperguardian8922
      @copperguardian8922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Maybe doing shaolin stances with a mocap isn't easy, because it's not comfortable?

    • @spartankongcountry6799
      @spartankongcountry6799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@copperguardian8922 If everyone used that as an excuse, then we wouldnt have ang progress.

    • @Hiiiiii74
      @Hiiiiii74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@copperguardian8922 Pretty sure a Shaolin master would hit you with a stick for not adapting

    • @Oscar-j6b
      @Oscar-j6b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@spartankongcountry6799 it depends really.
      If they are going to sell me a game where I play with a character well versed in martial arts and a big selling point is the authenticity of the moves and can't b e bothered to get that right it is a problem.
      Otherwise is mostly just disappointing.

    • @SparksterG40
      @SparksterG40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      3:08 yeah no. He was. It was just laziness.

  • @fionn7631
    @fionn7631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1855

    "I wish they did a pure hand to hand combat character" i see what you are saying but come on for the knights what your going to punch a 20mm iron plate

    • @hahndogg5540
      @hahndogg5540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      We saw what happens if u try punching them aka kensei's execution

    • @middleman5463
      @middleman5463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      th-cam.com/video/gd2MuYwB5YE/w-d-xo.html

    • @alexishere5994
      @alexishere5994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That'd be kind of awesome. But i get your point

    • @kadehatten907
      @kadehatten907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      fionn Shaolin does do his blocks with his arm brace, so there’s some potential

    • @fionn7631
      @fionn7631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yea but like look at lawbringer. Thats like hitting a tanks

  • @snakeoil7089
    @snakeoil7089 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1915

    Real dinosaur reacts to ARK: Survival Evolved

    • @predatorrose641
      @predatorrose641 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pepsi TaunTaun just grab a bird

    • @curiositecat-8315
      @curiositecat-8315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but why
      they should play the isle instead. or beast of bermuda.

    • @AbsoluteMongoloid
      @AbsoluteMongoloid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dinosaur: sees the launch screen.
      Dinosaur: noms the screen

    • @acay5722
      @acay5722 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You actually had to pick ARK didnt you?

    • @Sinteo.
      @Sinteo. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My friend omar is a t rex so its perfect

  • @kizunadragon9
    @kizunadragon9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    It's really cool getting the perspective from a real Shaolin monk. keep up the awesome work boi!

    • @the_mastermage
      @the_mastermage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Toke Asaurus420 he was part of the warrior monks he stated that in his Video regarding shaolin Temple

  • @aceofspadesguy4913
    @aceofspadesguy4913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    “If we do gung bu like this in the temple, we get hit with a stick.”

  • @gooseourlord
    @gooseourlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    me: oh that’s a pretty cool move-
    Ranton: “oh that’s terrible.”
    me: terrible.

  • @PCGamingClassix
    @PCGamingClassix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    I like it when he says "You get hit with a stick" 😂

    • @GriffonksxEX
      @GriffonksxEX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      PCGamingClassix not just shaolin. Ask any Asian from the 90s you know if you don’t do something right you’ll definitely get hit with something that resembles a stick XD

    • @UnimpressedGoose
      @UnimpressedGoose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know his kids are gonna hear that a lot😂

    • @SpeediestJarl9
      @SpeediestJarl9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m Viet, if you fuck up, you either get hit with a fly swatter, wooden backscratcher, chopsticks, or literally any stick like Griffonksx Ex said.

    • @dxhunter9170
      @dxhunter9170 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also works for eastern Europe Both I and my Russian friends have memories of painful hits with either sticks, wooden spoons or belts/cables.

    • @D0wNhiLL
      @D0wNhiLL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dxhunter9170 I can confirm for Eastern Europe particularly Balkan countries

  • @Legobiy24
    @Legobiy24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    For once the recommendations show me something I'm glad to have discovered - you're a new favorite of mine to be sure m8!

    • @pathfinder018
      @pathfinder018 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Legobiy24 I thought he’d be reacting a trailer, which is why I decline watching (thanks to thumbnail.) Glad it’s just him reacting the moves instead.

    • @kitsui007
      @kitsui007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol ikr

    • @Sieghiro
      @Sieghiro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here man.

  • @Tyboo
    @Tyboo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1463

    This was so cool to see ^^

    • @nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513
      @nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hi I am a subscriber and appreciate your content to a very large margin. Please continue to create art within the confines of your channel

    • @ivancruz1203
      @ivancruz1203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513 NANI?

    • @JoaoOliveira-mi7ff
      @JoaoOliveira-mi7ff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi from Brazil !!

    • @Tyboo
      @Tyboo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Justin Yoder I also watch other videos than my own on loop for the ad revenue XD

    • @Anonymous-js5oj
      @Anonymous-js5oj 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513 cringe

  • @erikizquierdo9691
    @erikizquierdo9691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    The final score means that whoever motion captured the characters moves would get hit by a stick 10 times

  • @god_fruit_tree
    @god_fruit_tree 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Ranton: looks like he’s about to do a butterflykick
    Literally every single for honor player: it’s not that... it’s worse

  • @ethanreedy9785
    @ethanreedy9785 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    Finally TH-cam recommends me a channel that's worth subscribing to.

  • @BuffBisexual
    @BuffBisexual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    So lemme get this straight, the shaolin character says “budda bless you” so it’s basically
    “Budda bless you”
    **triple kicks the Knight in his chin**

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well Allah Akbar just means "God is Great" and often used as "Oh my God", but we know what can happen after these words lmao

    • @_Major00Donut_
      @_Major00Donut_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@steelbear2063haha, boom.

  • @angelcummings4754
    @angelcummings4754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "I don't think I'll be getting this expansion, especially since it costs thirty bucks..." *Dead look in eyes* that had me dying 😂

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blessed be Steam sales. Got For Honor with Marching Fore for like 7$

  • @portabletoaster5174
    @portabletoaster5174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    All we need now is for a real police officer to react to Lawbringer.

    • @MrBlitzpunk
      @MrBlitzpunk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Police: hmm... Not enough gun

    • @Sergei_Ivanovich_Mosin
      @Sergei_Ivanovich_Mosin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I can confirm that most cops usually stab someone with a Halberd and then lift his entire body into the air using their sheer 8' of tankflesh.

    • @jonastraxel7596
      @jonastraxel7596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Only if enemies are black and unarmed

    • @solid3070
      @solid3070 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      POLICE BRUTALITY WOOOOOO

    • @ibymalik4139
      @ibymalik4139 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like police fatality

  • @wariox
    @wariox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1661

    Real criminal reacts to GTA

    • @cocobean2818
      @cocobean2818 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Done already

    • @ShadowlordDio
      @ShadowlordDio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Real nigga reacts to GTA lol

    • @WildBeret
      @WildBeret 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      real youtuber reacts to youtube

    • @lllsiege6559
      @lllsiege6559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      GTA *lites someone on fire*
      Criminal: Ah very nice

    • @Sadwilly
      @Sadwilly 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He might steal his setup

  • @Em-hm6jp
    @Em-hm6jp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1685

    Real dragon reacts to The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

    • @sir_willingbeef8103
      @sir_willingbeef8103 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @OtomostheCrazy
      @OtomostheCrazy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      WillCoFre has
      The dragon’s probably going to be like: “Where are the dragons? All I see are large wyverns.”

    • @theysaidimasian9766
      @theysaidimasian9766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@OtomostheCrazy wyverns are a type of dragon tho...

    • @OtomostheCrazy
      @OtomostheCrazy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They Said I'm Asian
      Not really. They’re similar to dragons, but they don’t count as the same species. It’s like a Tiger and a Lion. They may both be part of the cat family, but they’re not the same, hence why offspring between the two has traits from both, rather than simply being one or he other.
      Mentally, Wyverns are often depicted as less intelligent than dragons, more prone to acting on animalistic behaviors or natural Instinct (similar to what many Skyrim dragons do). Physically, they’re smaller than dragons as well.
      Of course, I’ve recently come across some information saying that early depictions of dragons had them standing with only 2 legs and two wings, so I dunno.

    • @theysaidimasian9766
      @theysaidimasian9766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@OtomostheCrazy everything about the topic on dragons is confusing, if the main argument about the wyvern not being a dragon is because it only has two legs, then what about the wyrm, apparently its a dragon although famous depictions of them is that they dont have ANY limbs.
      Apparently, the sea serpent is actually a type of dragon although its depiction is just a big ass snake.
      And your not wrong, some of the earliest depictions of dragons are of that of the wyverns, i dunno why people suddenly decided to exclude them from the family.
      And on the topic on tigers and lions, they might look different from each other but theyre on the same family as domesticated house cats, theyre all feline but different species, just like how a chuahua is still in the same family of that of wolves, theyre all canidae, see where im getting at?

  • @swvwc8393
    @swvwc8393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    *kicks someone in the face*
    "BUDDHA BLESS YOU!"

    • @angelpr2477
      @angelpr2477 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is because he is sending you with him

  • @gautekjelstadli553
    @gautekjelstadli553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    Why tf is this in my recommended and why tf is this so entertaining???

    • @Ben-jq3ov
      @Ben-jq3ov 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GTX ikr

    • @trulysin.9221
      @trulysin.9221 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You ate dumb

    • @NoneRain_
      @NoneRain_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      idk but I had to subscribe or Budha would be sad

    • @AlbYSaN-
      @AlbYSaN- 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +300 fps

    • @soundonly0176
      @soundonly0176 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because TH-cam know more about you than you do... (MIND BLOWN)

  • @MrMedium
    @MrMedium 6 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    This video was pretty dope man! Nice work 👌🏾

    • @nathan-jc2ym
      @nathan-jc2ym 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr Medium love ur nobushi vids

    • @NakedTrashPanda
      @NakedTrashPanda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      didn't expect to see you here tbh, but hey!

  • @juggernogaddict7954
    @juggernogaddict7954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    You download Fortnite, you get hit with a stick.

    • @emastermet609
      @emastermet609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Good Man

    • @SamuelHajnik
      @SamuelHajnik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No that's for virgins

    • @laggyassgaming1459
      @laggyassgaming1459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No matter the game we are still virgins

    • @nyx3496
      @nyx3496 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You would get hit by a fucking bamboo

    • @oriculom
      @oriculom 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is hating Fortnite a new meme now? lol

  • @teddlo9669
    @teddlo9669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    "I wish he had a sweeps"
    Meanwhile: *the Shaolin literally has sweeps in the game*

    • @justadragon4844
      @justadragon4844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Maybe he was talking about a leg sweep 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @Sakharee
      @Sakharee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@justadragon4844 and that he has aswell: qi stance, gb, gb

    • @justadragon4844
      @justadragon4844 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sakharee my bad, i meant a sweep done with his legs. I think he doesn't have that

    • @Sakharee
      @Sakharee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@justadragon4844 noo im sorry, I was convinced he does the sweep with his feet and not staff... and im rep 3 with shaolin... well my time with him was during my last for honor phase...
      sry to wake up this comment after 6 months ^^'

  • @limmylimlimyi
    @limmylimlimyi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    I've heard it all... A shaolin monk calling for Jesus!

    • @Ai404Ai
      @Ai404Ai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      hahahahaha nice one. lot of people use it all the time but still dont believe in god, its quite common. But still, kind of wired when a monk calls jesus

    • @limmylimlimyi
      @limmylimlimyi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ALLEN B ikr... I was like, should he ended it with amitabha... Hahahaha

    • @lvxzs1362
      @lvxzs1362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@officerboss7164 how TF is he satanic

    • @user-Void-Star
      @user-Void-Star 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus has also Buddha nature you know.

  • @kalistowns
    @kalistowns 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1092

    mfw TH-cam recommended something interesting and not something 15 years old or weird.

  • @romancapulus5577
    @romancapulus5577 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    A Shaolin Disciple quoted Bane from The Dark Knight Rises
    My life is complete

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "but i am initiated" because he is xD

  • @themoofs6925
    @themoofs6925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Hit with a stick lmao.” That’s so in line with a lot of fighting movies. In Kung Fu Panda I think Poe got smacked with a stick a few times by his mentor.

  • @HarrySia
    @HarrySia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2090

    Next vid:
    *Real viking reacts to for honor*
    Edit: what the actual fvck, how did i get 1.9k likes xDD

    • @hizkiahansel9339
      @hizkiahansel9339 6 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      search for Skallagrim

    • @melih626
      @melih626 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      well the guy in the video is the owner of the channel i don't think he knows any real vikings since he does mostly game reviews

    • @inertjohnjunk
      @inertjohnjunk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      As a Viking descendant: Not enough chainmail, not enough YUGE raund sheilds, too many horned helmets, the Dane axe is not as heavy and cumbersome in reality as they make it out to be, Valkyrie should be a shieldmaiden and should take the Warlord's spot as heavy/tank. And lastly, HIGHLANDERS AREN'T VIKINGS! AND THEY DIDN'T WEAR KILTS!

    • @EmptyTenementSpirit
      @EmptyTenementSpirit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@inertjohnjunk Nobody said they were Vikings, but just like the Roman Centurion and Gladiator in the "lore" of the game, they're basically mercenaries, this discrepancy is even addressed in the HL character description, where it says that the Highlanders were under oath to the old Warborn clans.
      The kilts are obviously just because it's a popular look though.

    • @Hobolishus123
      @Hobolishus123 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      skallagrim did viking, shadiversity did knight and metaknight? metacross? idk meta sword boy did the japanese sorry for not knowing his name

  • @NorthSeaRaider
    @NorthSeaRaider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    “Buddha bless you”... with my foot.

  • @deadmeme4058
    @deadmeme4058 6 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Real Dwayne Johnson reacts to The Rock

  • @lordgrim1798
    @lordgrim1798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:33
    Ninja: *“no no oohhh that's terrible. We don't do that, if we run like that our legs are chopped off”*

  • @bayo2K
    @bayo2K 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

    Real cowboy reacts to red dead redemption

    • @andresgonzalez887
      @andresgonzalez887 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hahahahahaha

    • @sirrealgaming6913
      @sirrealgaming6913 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Should I get my dad to react to it?
      We be Country Folk

    • @Menosaverus
      @Menosaverus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sirrealgaming6913 Ya sure, I'll subscribe to be notified.

    • @sirrealgaming6913
      @sirrealgaming6913 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MenosaverusYou'd have to wait for awhile though as I'd need the pc version to come out And he's not particularly good or fond with/of technology so I'd also need to convince him to actually do it
      I should be able to convince him on a Milestone Vidya in the future though
      as he's been supportive of me trying to be a youtuber even though he doesn't understand it at all
      but until then I need to improve my craft and build a fanbase +best
      I hope you'll still enjoy my vidyas though until that time comes...and hopefully after!
      Also I always read and normally reply to comments in all my vidyas whenever youtube tells me about it I'm also pretty open about things in general so if you ever have anything to add or just say anything about my vidyas at any point just go for it and I'll answer honestly

    • @Griffalo-zg5td
      @Griffalo-zg5td 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “You see how them horse ran right into that tree there. That actually happens quite often.”

  • @MrAlphaFit
    @MrAlphaFit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    I supposed to do my work but I saw the title and I couldn't resist...
    No regrets.

    • @ALBATROZZ98
      @ALBATROZZ98 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      me too

    • @Kronos0999
      @Kronos0999 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Alsquad What work does a 13 year old even have?

    • @joonakoskue5317
      @joonakoskue5317 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was going to check out Citroen 2CV6 gameplay in fh4 lol

    • @252illwill
      @252illwill 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @Mythral
      @Mythral 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      in the same situation

  • @sante1677
    @sante1677 6 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    It's mocapped by two dudes in their studio so that's why they aren't flexible enough. Glad you made this vid! By the way Shaolin has a move where he sweeps the guy off his legs after a kick.

    • @jsjshshsj6202
      @jsjshshsj6202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maybe they should get more skilled people lol

    • @drasticbread249
      @drasticbread249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      The motion capture actors that work there are some of the best in the business, but of course they are not professional martial artists so expecting their interpretations of the various moves to be 100% perfect is just not realistic.

    • @jsjshshsj6202
      @jsjshshsj6202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@drasticbread249 yeet

    • @sante1677
      @sante1677 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm by no means calling their work crap. They do a amazing job. It's just that not everyone is as flexible as a rubber band like they are in Shaolin.

    • @drasticbread249
      @drasticbread249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Of course not, but you did refer to them as just "regular dudes" when they're trained professionals, who would need to have at least some background in martial arts, so questioning their flexibility is a little silly.

  • @waggishwolf7202
    @waggishwolf7202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ranton this is the first video of yours I’ve watched. It popped up on my recommended feed, and I have to say this was a wonderful experience for me thank you for the upload!

    • @waggishwolf7202
      @waggishwolf7202 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @J. B. I don’t really mind dank memes some of them can be funny in my opinion 😆

  • @LevelUpLifting
    @LevelUpLifting 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1186

    3:44 I love the Bane reference lmao

    • @sunsee1537
      @sunsee1537 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Homozoned collab when?

    • @elaitch7683
      @elaitch7683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@sunsee1537 dude he literally put the time stamp there

    • @sunsee1537
      @sunsee1537 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@elaitch7683 ??

    • @SuperFeetBoi
      @SuperFeetBoi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LevelUpLifting whoa wtf are you doing here

    • @Kronos0999
      @Kronos0999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +LHGaming SunSee said "collab when", you fucking dipshit. It means, "when are you collaborating with him". Jeez.

  • @BudgetDiety
    @BudgetDiety 6 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Ancient Chinese culture is just unbelievably cool and flashy, I'm just glad they clearly put in some time and effort to implementing them even if it's not perfect. Also this was a really dope channel to find while I was just looking to check up on this game. Subbed for sure.

  • @quitspoem8651
    @quitspoem8651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Ranton's Shaolin instincts are kicking in by how chill he is for this one.

  • @lynx7426
    @lynx7426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It is worth noting that most of the stance changes are for the games 3 stance mechanic, which is why they must stand taller/leaned when blocking high, as well as the reasoning for the weapon. The reliance on weaponry is also due to the games design