Real Shaolin Disciple Reviews Sifu (Game)!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ส.ค. 2024
- I'm a Shaolin Monk, in a Shaolin World. Life in Sifu is fantastic.
I can teach you skills, train you anywhere
Imagination, Kung Fu is your creation
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Do the same you did with Mortal Kombat, but do it with Sifu, please I am begging you!
Banan.
Ranton can I translate this and upload it on Chinese TH-cam?
Rantoni, whats the name of the song at 1:01. It is quite the bop.
@@glairliquid5103 He can do IT himself schmock
I never know if he's gonna randomly drop a german, chinese or french insult. It's beautifully chaotic.
He even insulted in Arabic lol 😅
@@RicoSan112 and hindi
I don't know, but I think he dropped some Russian as well.
Or just plain English
@@R_lulu on regular basis. His wife is russian.
The mix of humour and critique is amazing as always. Video was worth the wait!
JONKARIIIIIIII big fan
Jonkari is da bomb yo.
by humour, you mean the cocaine induced editing, right?
Agree
the wife laughing when he said make the game last longer is such an underrated joke
i dont get the joke
@Wuchta It’s sexual. I don’t think the author meant it as a joke but for some reason I associate it to sex when I heard it.
@@WuchtaArt besically ranton cums quickly
@@kenji2787 Obviously in a sus way. "last longer".
@@WuchtaArt
It is a meme that men do not last long during coitus i.e. pre-mature ejaculation - so the woman is left unsatisfied. (Assuming that is what she was thinking about)
9:28
I usually can't stand chaotic editing like this but Ranton just makes all the chaos epic to watch
General Kenobi
Agreed, his style of editing is chaotic but also precise and you could miss even the smallest thing lmao
9:29 Sofia's laugh when Anton says "last longer" says everything
@don't be surprised no
Only last for 2 minutes confirmed
@don't be surprised And get that shit outta here.
And his eyes dart from looking at the camera to her, right before it cuts. Priceless
F but also W
I never know if Ranton abandoned his channel or not, lmao.
wtf is a Ranton?
@@Patrik1st the guy in the video
Semi-abandoned 🤣🤣
Bruh, CoryxKenshin has a higher chance of abandoning his channel lulz.
@@jonz2804 Which video
As someone who's learning Mandarin, I genuinely do care about these differences you explained in the beginning
That's the REALLY shit annoying part about the game for me as someone who speaks both Cantonese & Mandarin. Just fuckin' pick one & stick with it goddamnit!!!
@@FalconWindblader As someone who just bought it on Xbox it does have Cantonese now! 😊
Man, if he decided to just make video game reviews not-stop…he would completely take over on TH-cam. Always love when he drops a review.
Nice! Been waiting for one of these
lol very unexpected comment from you on here
Hell yeh baby
Based
FIGHT DANNY SEXBANG NEXT
@@RealRanton Hell yeah! would be nice if you answered my Michael Jai White question.
I feel like he spent last three months just editing first two minutes. Totally worth it. Glad the shaolin monke is back
That intro is insane😂
Next video will be in christmas! Les gooooo!
He streams every day, that's where he's been, go to the streaming channel on yt
...heh
Shaolin monke.
I like that.
Almost Max0r level of insanity
I hope Ranton realises his own genius, this man is an absolute legend.
Holy your videos are god damn entertaining. I mean I'm pretty sure this took hours and hours of editing but the chaotic vibes are really what does it for me. SUBBED!
Istg Ranton's editing just escalates to another level with each upload
Why are you under every video ever
We meet again
We meet again
Wassup
cough taking inspiration from twomad
Ranton's "hundreds edits per second" style is always entertaining!
Too much for me but I can see why people like it.
@@mikeexits same, i dont like it
@@philthethotdestroyer4194 then leave
@@onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419 Nothing wrong with stopping by to see what's up, sharing our thoughts, and leaving. That's what I did, until I saw your comment. Now I'm back replying. And here I go again, seeya.
@@mikeexits Respect+
As a former Aikidoka and Black Belt I laughed out loud at Ranton's Aikido impression. It do be like that sometimes.
Spectacular editing as always.
sorry bot that acting like ranton i dont think i will
"real fights dont look like a jackie chan" is something that really needs to be said more. ive been doing martial arts/ mma/ that kinda shit most of my life and the one fight i was in had TWO whole clean punches and the rest was bad bad ground wrestling
Real fights don't always end up in wrestling either. Get that footwork up.
its said enough.
yeah most fights that i've seen or been in have been a lot of striking without any strikes being actually landed until one actually does and someone gets knocked out
@@shoyupacket5572 most street fights are just throwing as many haymakers as possible until someone breaks it up or someone gets knocked out
True i was in a fight and i can tell whoever punches first wins literally knocked the guy down with one and then keep hitting when they are down until knocked unconscious then get arrested and pay a big fine if you are an idiot like me
Thank god Ranton has a 2nd channel and twitch..feels like he never left.
The second channel has been a nice way of getting my Ranton fix
ye his streams made it seems like he never left
@@fabioenchillada2278 its cool to see he streams so often when you think of his first stream where he was so, sooo nervous and scared he fck up :D but it turned out great
wait what?
1. Nice Korra reference, 2. This game was made by the same dev who made the game Absolver, which is a martial arts fighting game where you build out your moveset by stringing different moves together that start and end in different stances. It was good, but not enough people played it and there wasn't enough content so it is dead. Nevertheless I think you'd have a rly fun time looking at some older vids of people playing the game and showing off their move decks.
Hey, I still play absolver, it's a fine game
Got Absolver the same day Sifu released but it was so confusing and no one was playing so I haven’t played it since then
this is so far the best twomad tier editing skills but in chinese and i gotta say i'm loving every second of it
30 seconds in and I'm having an epilepsy attack, never change Anton
I wouldn't have it any other way lol
Its called a fit... Its not asthma
His editing is on crack
This is literally one of the most funniest videos I have ever watched on youtube. Keep it going Ranton
Thank you bro 🙏
oh you should check out his other reviews, I've seen them all but I keep rewatching them over and over cause funi
So many things happened in 12 minutes. I love it.
ranton speaking french like a real gangsta rappeur is something i didn't knew i needed xD
Qui pouvait l'imaginer
Ranton's humour/editing never gets old.. Can't wait for Elden Ring Review.
one word: Love
cant wait to see if he makes fun of quantum tv for a future elden ring review
Cant wait 2 see it
@Russell White Savage
I’ve never enjoyed watching reviews, but man, the fact that you combine humor with critic so well is so remarkable, let alone speaking multiple languages to reach multiple cultures like 1:50, I laughed so hard, so random yet so relevant xD.
ياخي ذبحني 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Sf-at والله لخمني😂
what does it mean?
@@KenLinx "may allah does not bless you, may allah break your hands, you animal you son of a dog " that's what he said
😂😂
5:44 the fact that the rap and the beat coinsidentally had the same bpm, first of all, sounds fire, so Ranton can easily wright a rap track haha
So I've only watched the "talking about Shaolin stuff" videos until now. Damn I was not prepared for this but damn do I love it.
Just when we thought he couldn't be more chaotic... more glorious... more arous-
Grotesque
go on, finish it.
After 2:09 minutes of ranting why it's pronounced "Shifu" he calls it "Sifu" then stating that it lacks consistency. Obviously very meta by Ranton here.
no the game is spelled sifu so he is just saying the games name
smh
The game is fucking called Sifu, sit down
He was saying it should be called "Shifu" but it's called "Sifu" instead.
@@harsha8976 yes exactly so when he is saying sifu he is referring to the game but the actual word should be shifu in this context
On the bit about martial arts diversity, I'm not sure how or if it'd be possible, but it'd be awesome to see even more different styles not just kung fu. Like it'd be awesome to see like a boxer, grappler, etc. It'd probably take away from the primary focus, and perhaps it's too complicated, but it'd be really really awesome to see.
man if i watched that intro on acid that wouldve been the end for my mental health
9:41, about this point, Sloclap's previous game Absolver had a lot of different martial arts styles the player could unlock while playing and mix and match moves making it a fun MMA type game (minus the grappling), but renamed to fit with the game's story.
Them being Kick Boxing (renamed to Forsaken), Muay Thai (renamed to Khalt), Ba Gua Zhang (renamed to Windfall), Drunken Boxing (renamed to Stagger), and Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do (renamed to Faejin).
When I saw Sifu's announcement, I really wanted the game to have a similar type of depth and mechanic, either with the different bosses/entire zone's enemies specialising in a different martial art styles that the player can pick up/unlock while fighting them.
Too bad Absolver died due to the lack of content and updates.
(more info on what I'm talking about here: th-cam.com/video/fmqfIbR7Q4Y/w-d-xo.html )
absolver was too focused on pvp, alot of people wanted more of a pve game, the last udpate was that pve dungeon, but the game was already dead. F
@@SuperKratosgamer The other problem with Absolver was they were super slow at responding, partially because they were spending a lot of time on the content as opposed to balancing. By the time the PvE stuff came out people had dropped the game because of the fast move spamming and stuff.
There was also the consistent overcorrection with their balance updates that totally shifted the meta each time, making pvp investment harder than it already was. That being said, I still fucking love the game and I partially hold onto the hope of them coming back to it with enough proceeds from Sifu like they'd said iirc
@@Zevox144 they said early in Sifu development that they "would love to" go back to Absolver if Sifu is successful enough that they can afford to do so, but made no promises and more recent dev comments make it sound unlikely that they will. Which is unfortunate, but also understandable.
Absolver was left in a bad state and really deserved better. Part of the problem is, like you said, very swingy balance "fixes" (many of which broke more than they fixed, and a few of which got rolled back because they didn't work as intended). But more important than that was the devs being utterly tone-deaf with a lot of feedback. They got clear "please make this change because of this reason" explanations from players who understood the game better than they did, and they listened, but then somehow missed the point so hard it hurt. This wasn't just a problem late in the game's life, it happened right from the start. Best example is actually how they handled feedback from the game's beta testing.
The single most common piece of feedback was "let us remap the style ability inputs" followed immediately by "let us remap the movement keys to be AZERTY-friendly or to use ESDF instead of WASD" with other requests for control remapping as a general thing being a distant third place, but still more prevalent as feedback than any of the balance concerns.
The response was, of course, to assure players that control remapping would be available in the game on launch. And on launch, you could remap the controls... *EXCEPT* for several specific inputs which were mapped to keys that prevented you from making AZERTY-friendly layouts or using ESDF, and the style ability inputs that were the single most critical piece of feedback people gave the devs as being neecessary to remap.
Similarly, when coming into Downfall, the game balance was in a really good place before it came out. There was recurring feedback about the frame data not being accurate, and asking the devs to change the numbers to actually line up with how the game works - specifically saying the balance was good as it was, but the numbers being displayed were confusing people because there were moves for which they were inaccurate (but those moves were balanced in how they behaved). Their response was instead to change the timing of the attacks to more closely match the numbers, completely ruining game balance, and the subsequent updates were never able to clean that mess up fully. Adding onto this, the way they calculated frame data didn't line up with how they actually handled attacks in the game, so even after "fixing" it, some moves have inaccurate frame data.
AAAH SCHAISE NEW RANTON JUST DROPPPED
For this to ACTUALLY be rated and not be just a 7/10 is a testament that I probably need to buy this game. Also southern chinese martial arts and their derivatives REPRESENT.
The way his wife chuckled at 9:29 😂😂
The critique you had for this game was spot on.
There's nothing to do once you're done, except play it again, and I got that feeling for a while. There was no other way to approach the systems etc.
But very early on I got this urge to perfect levels. Like, initially I was unhappy with beating the first level at about 30 years old. I felt it was making later stages far more difficult, so I decided to try and beat the Squats at 20.
Since the game released, I've beaten every level without dying, just because it was so much damn fun to replay over and over and to get better every single run. One of my favourite games of all time, easily.
DLC should be added, and personally I hope it's a spin on the mechanics, like playing as Yang without the talismans.
I wish you can beat the game at 10 yr old, where if your really good you de age more.
That "my lunch " joke was hilarious 10/10
😂😂😂
was it tho? o.O
Bro what the fuck did my brain experience in just 30 seconds.
I’m too high for this.
Fratzengeballer ist immer geil !
Dich hier zu finden war irgendwie zu erwarten :)
Spricht wohl für meinen Geschmack xD
Oh hey, Sorbus. Du auch hier?
Phenomenal video! From the very start of it, the insane amount of editing, the intensity of the beginning, that all serves to grab the viewer and have them wondering - what's coming next? - only to then transition into a hyper-autistic presentation provided by Ranton, which ends up being filled with some incredibly good and well substantiated points. Even those that you struggled to articulate made complete sense to me.
Incredible work on this, and considering the amount of praise you've heaped onto this game, I can't say I'm not excited to give it a try in the near future. That's a review, and, I've got to say that if more reviews were done like this, well... We'd be having a far better time. Bravo!
Dude random vietnamese is gold
2:07 "Obviously, I'm exagerating a susemabit" HAHAHAHAHAHA
As a french native you made me cry of laughter XD
Ne crois tu pas que je sais ce que j’fais ? Ranton never disappoint 💯💯
J'oublie qu'il parle le français et chaque vidéo je me fais surprendre mdr
I love it how they manage to nail visual diversity while still maintaining the silhouettes, always perfectly telegraphing which enemy archetype is which.
Imagine visiting the Shaolin when he was still present and hasn't left, it'll probably give you a whole new idea of the Shaolin 😂
I love the Ip Man reference 😂
I love the second channel, but I'm glad that this one is also getting new videos. The reviews are always so much fun!
Yessss, same!
The way his wife smirked when he said the game needs to last longer lmfaoo
damn this video has a more chaotic unpredictable vibe than where most of the brain rot originated. It's the perfect mix
The subtle "deez nuts" after he says hades at 8:55 always gets me
The editing is so fast paced and unpredictable that I just have to give it a like😂
To be fair, Sifu has less letters so it's better and you're bald.
Can't argue with that 👿
Oof size: MEGA
Man, your french is on point. It is as if you come straight from saint denis. The funny thing is i'm SURE you learn it from rap but DAMN even the accent is good.
Tu gère grave frero.
mdr j'ai du revenir en arrière parcque j'avais pas capter qu'il lachais des petit "suce ma bite" oklm entre 2 phrase chui mort
This is literally one of the funniest videos I have ever seen in my entire life
1:55 had me screaming
3:03 😂
Can we just please take a second to appreciate how long it probably takes for him to make these videos? lol. Einfach ausgezeichnet🔨
Ranton ballert als englischer über 1 mio sub TH-camr casually 18 Karat lines in seine Videos LMAO, ich liebe diesen Mann einfach!
The amount of videos he's done on sifu, somehow made me think he's reviewed it already. But more Ranton is always a good thing :)
The editing was superb, the comedy still slaps and i still cant understand half the languages he speaks
First of all @Ranton you're amazing. I'm not big on watching reviewers by random youtubers, which you technically are, but not only that, you're also a polyglot. Your German was amazing, not to mention your great grasp on English as well as your own Chinese dialects. You have this energy, this explosiveness about you that gets people like me, who enjoy a calm and nice day, up to your speed. You pump them up so to speak. Anyways, my point being at the end of all this, you've got yourself a subscriber, just because you're unique. Now, tell me who is editing your videos for you, because I hope not this huge workload falls into the hands of you or your wife. :D Have a great day!
The newest update now has an option for a Cantonese dub
Been waiting for this one!
Dude has so much energy, thats crazy
And the editing is on poooint 🔥
"does anyone get what im saying cause i really dont" is the greatest quote of all time
1. Long unnecessary editing - Check
2. Insane humor - Check
3. Sexual Insult towards my mother - Check
4. Retarded sexual jokes overhaul - Check.
This is what I subscribed for. I missed these reviews xD
Lil bit passive agressive there hey. its a love hate relationship huh ? hahah. same, they are back!
4:33 imagine some bully threatens you with this face lmao
is it just me or is it just so entertaining to watch his Sifu review over and over when I'm bored
3:12 is that splits sound effect the “I fell off the podium while smooshing grapes with my toes” lady?!? You absolute mad lad. 😂
I missed the insane editing style. Couldn't stop laughing as soon as the video started
i can imagine his brothers monks in the temple watching this ... '' did we realy teached this guy ? ''
great video mate as always ... keep up the good flow and energy
Ranton talking about the game: 😪
His gf laughing at him saying 'last longer': 🤣
Anybody knows the name of the song here at 1:01 ?
Commenting on the mention of how "everyone fights the same but of course, indie studio has limitations": Sloclap's last game Absolver had TONS of moves inspired by multiple different martial art forms, more than Wing Chun - namely "drunken master" shit, more northern Kung Fu shit, even some Katate and a style specifically made to emulate Bruce Lee's. There's a MASSIVE amount of potential for them to add fresh new types of fighting in future content.
To hell with karate and Bruce Lee.
"I'm an amazing video editor"
Ranton:"Hold my beer"
Hey ranton what was that song at 1:02
Man aknowledges Curse of the Dead Gods, that video game knowledge right there!
Another masterpiece of a review once again . They never fail to make me laugh 🤣 and also fun to learn more Shaolin tidbits
2 minutes in and you already fixed my month ranton holy shit i dont care if you take breaks of 3 years between videos as long you keep coming back to the rescue
I love the" was war das" perfect confusion in her voice
Ranton doesn't abandon his channel. He just goes into deep meditation after every upload.
Dude I have watched 45 seconds of the video so far, had a seizure from the overwhelming editing and let me tell you one thing - I enjoys it so mucho!
Great job as always - love you :)
That was a lovely start for a video, had to watch it 4 times before watching the actual video.
That was a crazy video, but the Arabic part is the last thing I would expect, it came out of nowhere 😂😂
The French speaking and the slurs... I can't lmaooo
I’m convinced this man doesn’t exist.
He is an entity of another world.
Every vid is a masterpiece
THANK YOU SO MICH FOR BEING THIS ILLEGALY FUNNY AGAIN I MISSED IT SO MUCH
Actually glad you did this one, I had meant to get Sifu when it came out and forgot because the game preview was out so long before the game and I am burnt out on GTA and Hitman again.
goddamn do i miss this energy its so funny to see ranton again
ranton, i want you to know that your videos are very entertaining and beautifully crafted. it goes to show how much effort you've put into them and we truly appreciate your work.
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It’s like two accents fighting for dominance
I guess they use Simplified Chinese while speaking in Cantonese is supposedly to make it more relatable to overseas Chinese, I am a Chinese that was born and raised in South East Asia, of course we speak Hakka, Hokkien, Cantonese but we usually follow the Simplified Characters, which could be the same for ABCs as well since the world seems to take place in a very Western enviroment.
Replayability comes through on how much more there is to learn about tech - Stunning and punishing enemies, animation cancels, etc.
Though I think a better difficulty system and boss rush would be great.
1:50 that genuinely surprised, the spelling is perfect too 💀
Wife laughing at the Last longer made me crack