Alien's Guide to SHREK 2 [NEW!]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ก.ค. 2019
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What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Shrek 2? Welcome to Earthling Cinema, where we examine the last remaining artifacts of a once-proud culture and try to understand what human lives were like before their planet was destroyed. I'm your host, Garyx Wormuloid.
This week's film:
Shrek 2 (2004)
Stars: Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameon Diaz
Directors: Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, Conrad Vernon
Production Co: Dreamworks, Pacific Data Images (PDI)
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"Instead of using her UNLIMITED magic"...
Palpatine: UNLIMITED POWER!!!
@@dragoninthewest1 UNLIMITED POWER BOTTOM!!!!
"All Male Ghostbusters Prequel" Damn.... lmfao.
The asswipe-Prince Charmin joke is definitely one of the more subtle masterpieces of this channel.
That had completely flown over my head until I read your comment, nice!
BRUH 😂
I don't get it...?
@@jum3392 Charmin is a brand of toilet paper in the US,
Garyx at 4:35 :"I will not say that word!"
Also Garyx at 7:33 : *Says that word*
Garyx* :)
He says "aliensguide" not alien
@@cainharris8505 it's the same as me saying n*****sguide, still has a offensive slur.
@@RockNRolla1212 thanks.
@@cainharris8505 it's the most offensive type on my planet.
Last time I was this early, Disney was a film studio on Earth and not a Galaxy wide mega-corporate regime.
Last time I saw someone make a joke like this was the last video I watched...
Oh? When are you usually scheduled to watch these videos?
Yet...
Last time I found a comment this early, Disney was yet to own a 51% share of the universe
There's an entire cover of livin' la vita loca at the end and you just ignore it like it's not painfully seared into your mind for eternity?
Sir Splintfast the Pungent lmao seriously!
5:23 Blech...Uncensored eating in your video AGAIN! If I catch you a third time I'm going to have to report you to the Space Decency Council.
Yeah, they really messed up with that one
How else is supposed to stay edgy? :p
You see him with his mouth close, not actually taking a bite. So I think it’s all good. Barely.
His mouth made no on screen contact wigh food
Brendan Skinner yea report them to the SPC! The Space Disney Channel for such racey content.
"What better way to mute the constant emo interior monologue in your head than with Audible" - so real
I liked Shrek more before he became one of the Avengers.
He at least used shirts
Shut up hipster
the irony
Garyx :“I will not say that word!” (The movie Alien)
Also garyx: “alien guide.. alien guide” (promo at the end 😅🤣
Prince Charmin ultra soft is the best name ever
Calling the fairy god mother a power bottom was the right choice
Garyx calling every animal a horse and then not knowing what a horse is called is the greatest running joke in any channel.
“It’s all ogre now” lol
Shrek is love
Shrek is life
Garrix is trapped in Area 51! Let's free him, guys!
Nah. He's from the future. Probably escaped A51 a long time ago.
Earth was destroyed by Disney in Garrix's lifespan.
Garyx escaped the Area during the Great Massacre of 51.
Iirc raiding Area 51 led to the events that destroyed Earth
Go first. 20mm Vulkan easier your dumb head 😂
4:50 " The shallow nature of Hollywood, I love some much ... "
Humans didn't appreciate though ...
This channel is so slept on. Great!
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It's a shame that they aren't uploading new videos anymore. No other channel has such dry yet witty jokes and clever dialogue.
Super insightful to see all these allegories in a silly shrek movie that completely went over my head when I was a kid. Great job! Also, the dental joke killed me XD makes me curious about healthcare either in Garix’s future or at actual Wisecrack HQ
"Fairy godmilf" oh damn dude I thought I was the only one who thought the fairy god mother was smoking hot in this movie she could give me a happy ending any time tbh
Man I can't wait to break you out of Area 51.
4:35 You can say that word. The humans became aliens when they set foot on the planet where they picked up the Xenomorph hatchling, as defined as non-native to the nation or country, or in this case the planet. The Xenomoph, on the other hand, is alien to them, as defined as something unfamiliar.
In your case, can probably just call the movie by it's proper title: "Racist Caricature Gets Killed by an Illegal Alien and Her Pet Gopher."
The "genius" bar lmao
The best animated sequel dont @me
@Ricky
It's a perfect movie and a perfect squeakuel
It's good but come on, Toy story 2, toy story 3, how to train your dragon 2, kung tu panda 2, the incredibles 2... there are quite a few really good animated sequels.
@@xanderellem3646 Toy Story 2 and 3 and HTTYD2 were good sequels, I'll give you that. But Kung Fu Panda 2 wasn't that good, it was basically the same plot as the original but now Po had some martial arts training. And Incredibles 2 missed the mark for it's villain
Consider yourself @ed
TIL: Garyx doesn’t know how to please a woman.
UltimateKyuubiFox he’s divorced for a reason.
all the women died with their human race, there are only femoids now.
@@notjocelyn What?
Allen's guide should be much longer. I could watch them for ages
Of all the Earthling Cinema's I have watched, this is the one with deeper meaning
This is the best thing I've ever seen.
this serious is so wonderful, never stop!
Garix, you've outdone yourself this time. That was hilarious
This has been the funniest one I've seen so far, thank you
Ok, no dental.. I get it.. sheesh.
Does the HMO cover Carpal Tentacle Syndrome though?
Best shrek film
Garyx for President 2020 (time travel to the past I know but eyebrows > wigs)
oh man this gotta be the best one of the series you made so far
this had some of the best alien culture in a while
you deserve so many more subs. these reviews are the best on youtube
Staaaahp it!
You said "pet horse" earlier. You know what those "dogs" are! 😋
The thumbnail is surprisingly adorable. 💗
Keep it coming, garrix!! You beautiful beast
This is gold. Lol
You guys should do the x files
The jokes on this series are so good
When he said he would never have dental, I was expecting him to scold Karen...
3:02 Fish, the word you looking Garyx is fish.
shrek is love
shrek is life
Video starts at 1:22.
Damn im only now getting that bronco reference😂
I was gonna ask what Garyx's thoughts on that Ridley Scott film, but you answered that like you were reading my mind... wait...
Do alien’s guide to JoJo’s bizzare adventures
more than 1 minute for the video to start, damn
This one’s real good
I will not say that word!!!!!! Classic
She tries to homewreck the Shreks
Shrek 2 is unironically amazing
“Opting for a life of hate crimes on the reg”.
So happy this is real
8 minute video with an ad? No wonder this channel bombed
I find it funny how they keep calling the fairy godmother a milf.
2:54 Squirrel, that's a squirrel
Garrix, that wasn’t a horse, that was a ugly dog
You guys better give this guy some dental! He deserves it!
I still groan each and every time I hear that "White Bronco" line.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Over the hedge next please
I guess Garyx can relate to Shrek's experience with his in-laws
Why doesn't this series get more views ?
"Its all ogre now". Ty for this. And now do part 3! :)
Ha! prince charmin ultra soft, made my day
Alien’s guide to “Zombieland”
Shreck 2 is my favorite.
Do The Abyss!!
I like Garyx's old eyebrows better.
Anyone ever wonder what happened to donkeys dragon during this one, like I'm not a furry but I thought it odd as a kid they never made any reference to what she went through during the potion fiasco.
Smh look at this Normie not even staying for the after credits scene
Godmother of Hoolywand looks like Merryl Streep, at least Devil have some style and taste and wears Prada :)
Did Garrix get his eyebrows done? Looking blorp, Garrix totally blorp!
Best movie
What's the green line behind Garyx?
Do ya mea' DOnkEy?
Garrix, the large white animal with Shrek was called a "Dog" in ancient earth culture.
Affectionately known as "Man's best food", for some reason.
Garrix: What better to listen to than audia-
Me: *Coughs* SOMEBODY once told me the world is gonna roll me...
even better the glorpsday song at the end of the shrek 1 episode
Here’s hoping that there’s some 2060’s film I’ve never heard of called “The Good Man” that Garryx accidentally mixed into the title, because such senseless misplacement of organic spinnerettes doesn’t make for a good anything. If there is no such 60’s film, Garryx has a ways to go before considering himself beyond the primitive species that created the movies he reviews.
Yes, they also created me, but that’s beside the point.
Hold strong Garyx the Roman legions will bust you out of Aria 51 soon
Oh, now I know what a "power bottom" is.
Can we do Call Me By Your Name next please?
Classic...
Garyx, do the alien's guide for ALIEN
@ 6:44 so that's why your wife is so unhappy.
Cx another great video
Hey yeah what is Shrek last name?
Is it like Mario Mario?
Those eyebrows remind me of The Monarch, from Venture Bros.
I do wish the Martin Shkreli (so? IDNGASF, oh did I get it right?) would have lasted a LITTLE bit longer... Strong work. Now I hafta go finish watching
Do they demand you have a whole minute of plug? That word from our sponsor was brutal...
And an extra minute at the end??? Wow...
Still... loved the video
Is this the onion
How is no one talking about when he said "It's all Ogre now" at the end.
This fucker referenced Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life!
They have Shrek 5 why do they need a guide to Shrek 2?
What's theat animal's name?! It escapes me!
Ad ends @1:23
You’re welcome
Would you kindly do "Return to Oz"?
does wormuloid know that the word alien is in the name of his series?