A coupla quaaludes And a cup of coffee in my butt Just another Glorpsday morning A picture of Karen Her golden hair and tentacles Just another Glorpsday morning Another morning’s endless freeway Traffic thicker than my junk Some forget-you-juice might take away the pain But my liquor’s in the trunk Finally in makeup But it can’t cover up my sins Just another Glorpsday morning Instead of “I love you” My children kick me in the lungs Just another Glorpsday morning I wish I could feel it Wish I could feel anything at all Just another Glorpsday morning I’m sick and tired of social workers They treat me like a fool If the law allowed I’d ship them off for good To their mother’s in Yaghul I guess I’m a loser I guess I’d rather be alone Just another Glorpsday morning A place I only dreamed could be real The Earth in summertime But I can never smell those honeysuckle winds ‘Cause it dissolved into primal slime So I guess all I’m good for Is the analysis that makes me whole Just another Glorpsday morning
Alien's Guide you captured the essence of life in a sock be proud go forward carefree and enlightened but go gently my friend I hope your next glorpsday morning is bright
It always amazes me that Garyx is one of the very few aliens in the universe that puts hard work and dedication to making these video in an ancient dead language.
You keep making them and I'll keep watching them. From the past though, because I along with all humans are, of course, nothing but disembodied void crumbs.
Just another glorpsday morning. Why isn't this on Spotify? I want to play this for my friends and act like it's a normal thing. Please let me take this joke to the world.
Transportation coordinator and supervisor- a train and still a bus... All those credits, I have to applaud the attention to detail there, they were freakin' hilarious... All that work I felt guilty at the thought of skipping them! LoL!
_Toot-detoot-toot-toot-toot!_ Welcome to Duloq - such a perfect town! Here we have some rules let us lay them down: Don't make waves, stay in line, and we'll get along fine! Duloq is a perfect place! Please keep off of the grass, shine your shoes wipe your... *face!* Duloq is... _Duloq is..._ _Duloq is a _*_perrrrrrrrrrfeeeeeeeeeeeeeeect PLAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!_*
"I'm sick and tired of social workers." This social worker was just trying to enjoy this video, but now I'm sad. And running away, because I don't want to be shipped away. Lol
@@user-jv7gr1jb3r this primary care doctor was just trying to enjoy this comment, but now I'm sad, and running away, because I don't want to be shipped away.
As an earthling watching this for a quantum field generated computer powered by eight contain neutron star from the four of the universe began. I find this to be wonderfully accurate and the really entertaining. Like one of my colleagues once said 17 Years is nothing when we have already mastered the quantum realm so keep up the mastery of cinematic realm of understanding sir! Long life and good day sir :)
I know it's probably just because Shrek, but the song here feels like it has thematic similarities to All Star. Another song about accepting that you're not the brightest, and working on being happy with what you have.
As soon as I saw Shrek I knew this is either going to be the most liked or hated episode with the commentary provided by some of the internet's most interesting individuals.
Anyone else notice that that Shrek guy looks exactly like the Nebulon who works in the mail room? Steve, or something? Come on.. he totally does! Tiny head trumpets and everything!
If I ever run out of names for my planescape/star wars crossover fan fiction characters, I've now got an endless treasure trove ripe for the pickin'! thanks garyx :)
Gifter: Santa Claus-brilliant. Production Finance Executive: Ben Franklin-haha! I see what you did there. By the way, Mr. Wormuloid, you wear many hats. Respect. Also, Karen's last name is Shmool. And that's canon. Yep, those were my favorites.
@6:33 _Sprll Checker_ LOL :-) Head of Visual Department Body of Visual Department **SAME GUY** Drone Operator 1 _BUZZZZ_ Drone Operator 2 _ZZZZZZZ_ Classic. :-)
That's one way to inflate the length of your video to match what the TH-cam algorithms demand. It's all good. I respect you guys and it's difficult to create really solid content that's so long.
Lyrics, please.
A coupla quaaludes
And a cup of coffee in my butt
Just another Glorpsday morning
A picture of Karen
Her golden hair and tentacles
Just another Glorpsday morning
Another morning’s endless freeway
Traffic thicker than my junk
Some forget-you-juice might take away the pain
But my liquor’s in the trunk
Finally in makeup
But it can’t cover up my sins
Just another Glorpsday morning
Instead of “I love you”
My children kick me in the lungs
Just another Glorpsday morning
I wish I could feel it
Wish I could feel anything at all
Just another Glorpsday morning
I’m sick and tired of social workers
They treat me like a fool
If the law allowed I’d ship them off for good
To their mother’s in Yaghul
I guess I’m a loser
I guess I’d rather be alone
Just another Glorpsday morning
A place I only dreamed could be real
The Earth in summertime
But I can never smell those honeysuckle winds
‘Cause it dissolved into primal slime
So I guess all I’m good for
Is the analysis that makes me whole
Just another Glorpsday morning
Are you okay sir?
@@AliensGuide Social Workers, already an all time classic
@@AliensGuide YESSSSS on point!
PLEASE make this song it's own video!!!! i want this as my FKing ringtooooooonnnnnne!!!!!!!
Alien's Guide you captured the essence of life in a sock be proud go forward carefree and enlightened but go gently my friend I hope your next glorpsday morning is bright
It always amazes me that Garyx is one of the very few aliens in the universe that puts hard work and dedication to making these video in an ancient dead language.
I appreciate the retro Aesthetic, and the fact he sends them back in time for us earthlings to watch.
3:04 Uncensored eating, blech. Someone think of the children.
One would think that after an episode 17 years in the making they would have taken some time to do a correct editing. Sad
This were not humanoids though
@@MarkWaner Oh, so it is better when it is dogs? You make me sick!
@@madhippy3 It is slightly less disturbing, yes
I'M OFFENDED!!!
Thanks for watching everybody! New episodes return April 19!
So, this is the last video I click on with the super nice eyebrows... unless I see the shitty rectangle ones I no longer watch...
Keep your foot steady. Help is on its way.
You keep making them and I'll keep watching them. From the past though, because I along with all humans are, of course, nothing but disembodied void crumbs.
On my birthday!
Oooh, what a great birthday gift to me! Thank you! :)
"Lighting Technicians THE SUN" Finally that guy gets some credit for all the work he does
but garyx is always inside
And sentient lamp haha
I bet it took more time to write the credits than the entire filming and editing of the whole thing (and I'm not talking about the 17 years joke)
Gotta stay till after the credits finish
I too wanted to be sure no Wormuloids were harmed. I wouldn't care about killing a bunch of owls if needed. Really who cares about owls?
Was looking forward to post-credit scene. 😂
A 15 minute masterpiece about my favourite ancient human masterpiece of all time. *This day just got a thousand times better*
"Director of Photography - Take a Look At This Graph" God dammit Wormuloid.
Just another glorpsday morning. Why isn't this on Spotify? I want to play this for my friends and act like it's a normal thing.
Please let me take this joke to the world.
I'm with you. I would jam this on a hungover Sunday, while cleaning up from the night before.
The Senior Costume Make was Senor Senior. Glad to see ex-Kim Possible villains getting honest work. 8:19
He has to pay for Senor Junior somehow.
Especially after the live action travesty.
Judging by the credits, there’s a lot of nepotism going on at Earthling Cinema.
I just watched NINE MINUTES of end credits on a FIFTEEN minute video.
Is there something wrong with me?
Yes. Yes there is.
The Globi family really went above and beyond for this one.
"Director of Photography - LOOK AT THIS GRAPH"
Well played, very well played.
Congrats on joining the Marvel cinematic universe, I didn't even know👍
Oh my. This was hilarious. Thank you guys! You outdid yourselves with the titles
Just another Glorpsday morning!!!!
“Have you seen my mummy?” This is why you watch the credits, you never know what you’ll find!
"When we shooting the next?"
*whispers*
"Tomorrow?!" LMAOOOO Garyx needs a vacation
Broley and Gokou are your Postvis supervisors?! no wonder your VFX level are above 9000!!
This was a lot of work for that one joke..... This pleases me
8:12 the binary says "why are you translating this, nerd?"
It's just like a Marvel movie - the end credits are longer than the actual movie itself.
soooo true
14:00 Griphook Malfoy, huh? Glad to see Draco is committed to redeeming the family name by marrying into a respectable goblin family.
17 years!?!
It’s all KARENS fault.
Just wanted to let you know that your VFX / Animation entity got it's foot stuck and needs help.
Damn that songs good
*Shrek:* One of the best animes of all time next to Cory In The House and the N-Word Pass Saga.
*Alien Guide:* Hold my beer.
@Niŋin turdl已 wtf?
@Niŋin turdl已 can you even read?
I said i hope that he'll die
Nothing about the video itself
@Niŋin turdl已 it was about the original commenter
Can we get a 'Another glorpsday morning' upload?
Where is Karen in the credits?
Oh sh$t, you are right.... fu$% it, i'm not watching the credits again.........until a rewatch of entire series.
There is a Karen Smhool credited as a cast produuction assistant. Maybe she didn't take his last name.
She's in there. Regrettably.
your easter egg videos are cool
but no wc3?
I know it's a super smaller thing but I love the drone operator names. I laughed, backed it up to make sure I saw correctly and laughed harder
I've never encountered an upload 10 minutes fresh.
Transportation coordinator and supervisor- a train and still a bus... All those credits, I have to applaud the attention to detail there, they were freakin' hilarious...
All that work I felt guilty at the thought of skipping them! LoL!
"...and The Genie Saves Hanukkah."
"OY!!!"
LMAO!
Omg i loved the 10 minutes of credits, loved it
_Toot-detoot-toot-toot-toot!_
Welcome to Duloq - such a perfect town! Here we have some rules let us lay them down: Don't make waves, stay in line, and we'll get along fine! Duloq is a perfect place! Please keep off of the grass, shine your shoes wipe your... *face!* Duloq is... _Duloq is..._ _Duloq is a _*_perrrrrrrrrrfeeeeeeeeeeeeeeect PLAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!_*
NOOOO not The Sneezing Picture
Way too long of a comment for me to read at the moment, but liked anyway cause of Bojack
"Head Chef - Gordonix Ramsis" XD These are the best credits
Can we just give a
round-of-a-plause to Kayla Monteiro for that end crawl!
I'm happy no Wormuloids were harmed.
"I'm sick and tired of social workers." This social worker was just trying to enjoy this video, but now I'm sad. And running away, because I don't want to be shipped away. Lol
Social workers are okay. It's primary care doctors that suck!
@@user-jv7gr1jb3r this primary care doctor was just trying to enjoy this comment, but now I'm sad, and running away, because I don't want to be shipped away.
@@anthonymedina9425primary care doctors are okay. It's bus drivers that suck!
I keep forgetting Mike Meyers cosplayed as shrek for these movies. REALLY good costume
8:13 Binary translation: "Why are you translating this, nerd?"
Wow, tha's brilliant.
Dang, Garyx had five kids during the production. Congrats man!
You should DEFINITELY * NOT * be the weapons supervisor on ANY of these productions!
Major Dick The weapon in question is the one used to create Garyx Wormuloid, Jr.; G.W., Jr. 2-4; and G.W., Jr. 4.1-aka “The Glorpsday Night Special”
OMG!! A singing voice that makes angels cry tears of blood. And a songwriting genius to boot.
8:12 - "why are you translating this nerd". They got me good.
We gotta give momma Wormuloid credit for keeping those eyebrows on point. No one else cares but I’ve got your end credits in my heart.
Director of Photography: Look At This Graph
Incredible.
This is one reupload I’m gonna always watch
The credits! OMG, the credits! Brilliant!
CG Supervisor T Pose!
I was wrong you knocked this one out the solar system!
Now that we see how Garyx's productions are REALLY done, the next artifact is sure to be either "SOLO" or "Apocalypse Now".
LMFAss off all, Thank you!
General Foreman: RED
That 70's Show references in those credits?!
Y'all knocked this one out the park!
You go sentient lamp!
Holy shit this was worth every second.
Garyx how many people are in your security team?
You guys Rock! That was a kick ass analysis and a very funny one too! A ton of love from greece
You did a great job, The Dirty Abnormality!
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
I watch "Active Self Protection" every morning... And when he introduces himself as host, I silently say Garyx Wormuloid, to myself...
Digital Colorist: CHOCOLATE!
Associate Digital Colorist: WHATARETHEYSELLING?
Digital Colorist Assist: CHOCOLATE!
That was fucking hilarious! Thank you so much Earthling Cinema for making me happy in this cruel universe
“And another cup of coffee in my butt”
So that’s why consumption is censored
Epic as always!
As an earthling watching this for a quantum field generated computer powered by eight contain neutron star from the four of the universe began. I find this to be wonderfully accurate and the really entertaining. Like one of my colleagues once said 17 Years is nothing when we have already mastered the quantum realm so keep up the mastery of cinematic realm of understanding sir! Long life and good day sir :)
I do not mean to imply any of your other videos are less than stellar, but this may be my favorite you've done.
Best. Credits. Ever.
Cast production assistant. WE FINALLY KNOW!!!!!!
I know it's probably just because Shrek, but the song here feels like it has thematic similarities to All Star. Another song about accepting that you're not the brightest, and working on being happy with what you have.
Worth the wait.
The time jumps are crazier than in Endgame!!! Love your show!
*SHOUT OUT TO ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR YEET! I SEE YOU MAN*
Lol why am I most haunted by the credit " less important Luke" so much?!
"Dead broad off the table!!"
"Though, to be fair, I do have the same rule about my kitchen table."
As soon as I saw Shrek I knew this is either going to be the most liked or hated episode with the commentary provided by some of the internet's most interesting individuals.
Can you release another Glorpsday morning music video? I wanna jam to that.
Omg the credits I'm screaming
The hilarious credits are worth the watch alone
better release that song by itself xD
Anyone else notice that that Shrek guy looks exactly like the Nebulon who works in the mail room? Steve, or something? Come on.. he totally does! Tiny head trumpets and everything!
If I ever run out of names for my planescape/star wars crossover fan fiction characters, I've now got an endless treasure trove ripe for the pickin'! thanks garyx :)
Can't wait for it to come out on Spotify
So Garyx is the weapons supervisor now? Sounds very dangerous (9:19)
Gifter: Santa Claus-brilliant.
Production Finance Executive: Ben Franklin-haha! I see what you did there.
By the way, Mr. Wormuloid, you wear many hats. Respect.
Also, Karen's last name is Shmool. And that's canon.
Yep, those were my favorites.
@6:33 _Sprll Checker_ LOL :-)
Head of Visual Department
Body of Visual Department **SAME GUY**
Drone Operator 1 _BUZZZZ_
Drone Operator 2 _ZZZZZZZ_
Classic. :-)
I love that Saag Paneer got in the credits
director of photography LOOK AT THIS GRAPH
th-cam.com/video/sIlNIVXpIns/w-d-xo.html
10:32 Animatronic Designer: THEY MURDERED ALL THE OWLS
Best credits ever 🦉😂😂😂
Director of Photography: LOOK AT THIS GRAPH
...I love his previous work
It's 1 minute in and this is wonderful
Garyx gives me life
I didn't know Shrek has a first name.Garyx is really thorough in researching this movie for 17 years!
That's one way to inflate the length of your video to match what the TH-cam algorithms demand.
It's all good. I respect you guys and it's difficult to create really solid content that's so long.
Weapons Supervisor: Garyx Wormuloid
Glad to know all the weapons were in good hands
tons of cool names in the credits
Soo Good!
The ending credits made me cry.
Congratulations on the babies!!!
Wow, Garyx went all Jim Carrey there.