Somebody watched a science show about how earth's moon formed. Earth (mark 1) got whacked by a planet the size of mars, the two came together to form a single planet, Earth (mark 2) and formed 2 moons from the leftover debris. The two moons did a slow motion impact and formed the single moon. Hmm... I guess I still don't know what he meant by Earth's first moon.
Not really. She represents the Gotham citizenry. Bane wouldn't have gotten anything had he not dangled the illusion of redemption and revival over both Selina and the people of Gotham.
You're just getting better and better. How are your videos not getting boring or repetitive or anything like that? Shit's crazy entertaining. Thanks so much for this.
It's a holiday where we must give enough people to feed Splord, the world destroyer. If he gets full, we get a year of peace as he sleeps. Hence, Splordsgivin
@@PaleGhost69 Ugh. Splordsgivin has become so commercial. Back when I was a gertling it was all about family, friends, and sacrificing a few virgins. Now, it's all about the bottom line. By which I mean the line that you have to stand in to be sacrificed.
@Luc Robillard The first one can be The Dark Knight, then The Dark Knight Rises, then maybe just Endgame. I like the chess theme, but I feel it would've been better fitted to a trilogy where Harvey Dent was introduced since the beginning, not in the second movie and then killed off in said movie.
@@spacepopeXIV The dark knight The white knight Endgame And yeah, Dent should have been in the first movie, that would have made it more convoluted, unless you somehow replace Gordon with Dent. Or maybe both of them as a team with batman from the beginning. He could have been in IA while Dent remained the same.
it is homage to The 2 cities book where there is a chapter called 'the fire rises' and is also quoted in the film by Bane. And Nolan always connects the ending to start like Batman begins was shown when Batman 1 ended...
"Your punishment must be ????" Marsh Veneer? Mouseketeer? Mouth Career??? I think I got it! Tom Hardy was doing an impression of Shaun Connery mumbling into a vacuum cleaner hose! It's perfect
I would love to see a batman movie where Bruce Wayne gets his personal info and credit card stolen by two scruffy russian hackers. I imagine him spending countless hours trying to file complaints, talking to lawyers, at the bank, in a plane to russia and finally walking into an old trailer, discovering that the villain is an old guy in his underwear watching crappy russian pop music on tv. Dressed as Batman, of course.
Matthew Modine from Full Metal Jacket "Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?" it is me Joker :))))))) Perfect timing, all symbols must live even Joker have Born to kill slogan on his helmet and have hippy peace pin up on his jacket. Fool metal jacket Joker :)
Please see if you can find some 70s or 80s films in the wreckage. Or maybe something older. Would be interesting to see an Alien's view on older cinema.
Oh, you think Eyebrows are your ally. But you merely adopted the eyebrows; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!
4:40 I think that is called a "depression beard" 4:50 wait.. _when did Batman have the time to create that?!_ 5:02 funnily enough, the Act didn't put a dent in crime. At all.
The earth's first moon? The hell does that mean?.. funny enough wasn't there a movie where they build a new mechanical moon? and the first moon was like blown up pieces just there..
hmm nope? I just remember something like that happening in a movie and they just build a new one. I don't remember what movie it was however. Do you remember the moon blowing up?
Okay I love the way you explain so I want you to make one for re:zero cause I think I I'm a little confused with it... I mean I got it but I can't explain it to others so please do it
Can you please do Rosencranz and Guildenstern are Dead? I know it’s not very popular and that it’s a strange sort of comedy, but I think there are deeper things happening in the play/film that I’m completely missing.
"Realizing it's been 2 1/2 hours, the villians just sort of die"
Perfect.
2:00 To be honest, it looks more like she just fell asleep.
Haha ikr that was my favorite line in this vid 😂
And when the checks start to bounce, so does Alfred
LOL A Tale of Two Cities..."London and Weird London" LMAO
Before I watched the video I looked down here to see if they referenced this, and it didn't disappoint.
😂
Now that we have the Nolan Trilogy, I can’t wait for Garyx to review Shaq’s Steel
Let's green egg and ham it! Oh, wait. Wrong Shaq movie.
“Set 8 years after the good one.”
No cap
Wait, hold up.
What was that about our Moon????!!!!!
Don't worry, he said "first moon", which means there'll be a replacement(s).
Somebody watched a science show about how earth's moon formed. Earth (mark 1) got whacked by a planet the size of mars, the two came together to form a single planet, Earth (mark 2) and formed 2 moons from the leftover debris. The two moons did a slow motion impact and formed the single moon. Hmm... I guess I still don't know what he meant by Earth's first moon.
Lol they took catwoman completely out the movie and i didn't even notice till the end 😂😂
In my head I said oh yeah Catwoman WAS in this movie😂
“And if you play your cards right, you might find a little Garyx within yourself too” IM HOWLING
That Wilhelm scream gets me every time 🤣
rachel ghoul hahaha
The plot synopsis really shows how sadly expendable Cat Woman is to the film.
Not really. She represents the Gotham citizenry. Bane wouldn't have gotten anything had he not dangled the illusion of redemption and revival over both Selina and the people of Gotham.
This video is comedy not an accurate synopsis of plot lol
You're just getting better and better. How are your videos not getting boring or repetitive or anything like that? Shit's crazy entertaining. Thanks so much for this.
"Set eight years after the good one."
God fucking damn shade throwing off the charts.
Tell me more about Splordsgivin!
It's a holiday where we must give enough people to feed Splord, the world destroyer. If he gets full, we get a year of peace as he sleeps.
Hence, Splordsgivin
@@PaleGhost69 Ugh. Splordsgivin has become so commercial. Back when I was a gertling it was all about family, friends, and sacrificing a few virgins. Now, it's all about the bottom line. By which I mean the line that you have to stand in to be sacrificed.
I lost my coffee at "London. And weird London"!!!!
Thank you thank you for not ending the videos in a rush. I always get a laugh at the pause that precedes "For earthling cinema"
I really like that parallel to A Tale of Two Cities; I never realised the parallel before...
Do Sherlock BBC, please.
Please.
Since this documents the end of Batman it should have been called the The Dark Knight Sets
He did rise out of that pit tho
@Luc Robillard The first one can be The Dark Knight, then The Dark Knight Rises, then maybe just Endgame. I like the chess theme, but I feel it would've been better fitted to a trilogy where Harvey Dent was introduced since the beginning, not in the second movie and then killed off in said movie.
@@spacepopeXIV
The dark knight
The white knight
Endgame
And yeah, Dent should have been in the first movie, that would have made it more convoluted, unless you somehow replace Gordon with Dent. Or maybe both of them as a team with batman from the beginning. He could have been in IA while Dent remained the same.
it is homage to The 2 cities book where there is a chapter called 'the fire rises' and is also quoted in the film by Bane.
And Nolan always connects the ending to start like Batman begins was shown when Batman 1 ended...
Eh. The point is that he "set" at the end of TDK. In this one he "rises" again.
"Your punishment must be ????"
Marsh Veneer?
Mouseketeer?
Mouth Career???
I think I got it! Tom Hardy was doing an impression of Shaun Connery mumbling into a vacuum cleaner hose! It's perfect
Rachel Ghoul got me. 😂
Awesome! Can you make one on Yellow Submarine, please? The movie of course
I don't know why I laughed so hard at the princess diaries joke 😂 got me right in the millennials
It's the Garyx we deserve, but not the one we need right now
Man alive, I didn't initially realize that you were EDUCATING me. Well played, Wurmulon.
"It's not who am I underneath, it's the car I drive that defines me"
Please, PLEASE do Alien's Guide to Johnny English!
The Dent act gave law enforcement teeth (I think the Dentist act fits better)
"If you can't spell or read" gave me quite a chuckle.
But doesn’t spell dot com.
Keep up the good work; this channel has a great views to subscriber ratio.
Oh yeah! Friday gift right on our faces!
i would not rather not have Garyx inside of me
Yes, The Dark Night Rises, this should be interesting, and man you are great at making a simple plot hilarious! 😂😄😁👍
“Set 8 years after the good one...”
😂👏🏼🤣
Great content as always.
Batman is a symbol, it could be anyone. Except dudes in hockey pads.
I thought that line was "hockey _pants_" for the longest time
@@doctaflo To be honest, so did I.
I love wisecrack and their continued analysis it TDK series
Now I'm rewarded for never having seen this movie. I truly feel like I know everything I need to about the movie now.
Wow, I didn't think the film was this well thought out, but now...
Garyx splort you for this great work.. we need more weekly tho
I still can’t believe Nolan allowed that death scene from Marion Cot. Absolutely horrendous.
I would love to see a batman movie where Bruce Wayne gets his personal info and credit card stolen by two scruffy russian hackers. I imagine him spending countless hours trying to file complaints, talking to lawyers, at the bank, in a plane to russia and finally walking into an old trailer, discovering that the villain is an old guy in his underwear watching crappy russian pop music on tv.
Dressed as Batman, of course.
The rich don't have those problems. They just hire a person.
The rich are completely removed from society.
Alien's Guide to Beavis and Butthead Do America.
great episode lol do Reservoir Dogs now, pwease!
Thank goodness it is back.
I imagine Tom Hardy as Bane with your eyebrows - just amazing
Do “The Rundown”!!
Ayyyy thanks!
I liked this video before it even started. I loved the video after the line, "Set 8 years after the good one..." ROFL
Please do Mars Attacks.
Matthew Modine from Full Metal Jacket "Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?" it is me Joker :))))))) Perfect timing, all symbols must live even Joker have Born to kill slogan on his helmet and have hippy peace pin up on his jacket. Fool metal jacket Joker :)
3:35 How did Garyx get a map of Earth, when it and every map of it, was destroyed?
gotta love the wilhelm scream.
I still love this Content so much
How about Vampire's Kiss for some Nic Cage???
Yeeesh Garrix, I see we changed our lighting to freaking sun lamps.
Dunno why but I found 1:48 incredibly funny
Yeah, do a guide for Citizen Baine, Bridge Over River Kiwi, Lawrence of Naboo, the Malt Tease Flacon, Psycho, and Frankensteen.
A very wordy comic book with no pictures. 👍👍
Please do every movie ever. This is an awesome show. Jummon Lee.
5:26 😂😂best one👌
“destroyed like earth’s first moon.”
Hahahaha - Wait, what?
Merry Splortsgiving everybody.
Garyx's eyebrows on FLEEK
Please see if you can find some 70s or 80s films in the wreckage. Or maybe something older. Would be interesting to see an Alien's view on older cinema.
Nickname game on point this episode
Genius!
😂😂😂 'melty face'
Mayor Anthony Garcia (Nestor Carbonell) played "Batmanuel" in The Tick tv show [2001]
You should make "earthling anime"
The first episode is JJBA
followed by Akira and Evangelion
Yes!!!
umm they already have one on Akira
Oh, you think Eyebrows are your ally. But you merely adopted the eyebrows; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!
i personally have mentat worthy eyebrows...coworkers are both impressed and frightened by them
Thanks
You should do a guide on "Signs".
I feel so stupid. I for some reason never realized Bane was stealing Bruce's money.
understandable...the scene was very subtle and easy to miss...had to watch the movie over three times before i caught it
4:40 I think that is called a "depression beard"
4:50 wait.. _when did Batman have the time to create that?!_
5:02 funnily enough, the Act didn't put a dent in crime. At all.
I still love this movie, Bane is awesome, the score is awesome. I fucking love it
YES the score is amazing. It's great for all three, but really sticks with me in this one.
Wow, Bane sure is a big guy
Me: Should I subscribe?
Brain: Super Easy, Barely an Inconvinience
Me: Huh? 😵
The earth's first moon? The hell does that mean?.. funny enough wasn't there a movie where they build a new mechanical moon? and the first moon was like blown up pieces just there..
You don't remember when the moon got blown up?
hmm nope? I just remember something like that happening in a movie and they just build a new one. I don't remember what movie it was however. Do you remember the moon blowing up?
still my favorite of the trilogy
Okay I love the way you explain so I want you to make one for re:zero cause I think I I'm a little confused with it... I mean I got it but I can't explain it to others so please do it
Please do Bill and Ted's excellent adventure
please do so
PLEASE!!!
Philosophy of Code Geass
Awwww they snuck in literature.. I feel like I learned something. Dammit.
No one cared who i was until I put on the eyebrows
*Bane voice*
Hey review starship troopers
id like to see your take on cloud atlas
Please do zardoz
that would be awesome
Apocalypse Now Please
Just right off the start you got me laughing with the porn parody: the dark Knight rises :D
Would love to see step brothers. Feel like that would be hilarious
@5:49...I don't think I can be a "Garyx" with that kind of eyebrows while walking at the street.
Do Venom next!
You are a big guy
You should do "Deep Throat" ... or - at the very least - "Boogie Nights".
Alien's Guide to Twin Peaks.
maybe the Expanse?
5:01 wait a minute. How did he draw both the bat wings and the ears in one swoop??
Can you please do Rosencranz and Guildenstern are Dead? I know it’s not very popular and that it’s a strange sort of comedy, but I think there are deeper things happening in the play/film that I’m completely missing.
Does Garyx run his errands on the Sam's Club?
Garyx please do 1994 Stargate!