Dang that warmed my boomer heart. I was falling asleep watching this just now and thought "man, whoever edits these always picks killer music" when the Parappa instrumental started. When it evolved into a cute full blown tribute I was cheering in my bed lmao
while i would really know "peach rice", rice sweetened with fruit is not the weirdest combo, and known all over the world in one way or the other. unlike milk steak 😐
@@leonhardable Been a lot of different places and tried a lot of types of cuisine. never heard of rice sweetened with fruit before so it can't be all that common
@@dead_head arroz con leche in south america/spain, zarda in iraq, pilaf in persia, eight treasure rice in china, versions of chè in vietnam, milchreis in germany and budino di riso in italy, riz a'l imperatrice, you just dont know food. i'd bet "a lot of different places" spanned california to new york?
@@leonhardable I don't know food? I've toured all over europe eating different foods. I've had almost everything you listed and never heard of any of it being made with fruit.
Ive literally watched this video 6 or 7 times since it came out, theres just something so hilarious and rewatchable about it even though all their content is rewatchable. This is probably one of the best videos theyve ever done.
What's the point of doing a challenge video if Max just sabotages everything to the point where chad can't even serve a proper dish. Minor sabotage is funny but completely destroying someone else's dish is just annoying. It's not even that funny anymore when he constantly does this shit every video.
@@Jeff-on7ugyou didn't seriously come on here (at ColdOnes) expecting a serious/fair challenge, right? Because if you did, this ain't the place for that
Cold Ones is on a grind this year, incredible. How rapidly this channel has evolved has been a trip and I think we're in for even greater times. Shout out to everyone behind the scenes giving us this gold too!
9:54 as a longtime Chimbus resident, it's great to see us get some rep on the show. I grew up with Maxley's brother, and saw him around sometimes when the Stanley family was out and about. Always seemed like a good kid and really excited to see him here!
"I didn't expect you to be so drunk at the START of this!" - You'd think Darcy would know by now it's rarer to see them sober at the start of a video lol
Chad using a popcorn maker in the first round to cook all of his food instead of the rice cooker, which is essentially just a bowl skillet once hot enough, is very on brand
Definitely my new favorite Cold Ones Episode. God damn hilarious from start to end. Love how fucking chaotic everything went, especially when Max threw the plate and it fucking shattered 🥸
03:43 we all just going to ignore that...? Peak editing right there. Such skill. Such wow. Speaking of... The RuneScape sound effects were an amazing addition for the peach rice. :)
Cant belive its been almost 10 years since Shock Collar cooking...anyone else feeling nostalgic for How to Basic throwing whatever he can find towards Max and Chad with murderous intentions?
@@ike459 Deadly Twister 2 truely was something else...my favourite moment was Frank getting covered in pasta, Max eating some of the spahgetti and then Frank telling Chad hes eating his noodles...never in my life have a seen a man be so happy about seeing his friend getting belted
when you heat water in a microwave it can go from boiling to a new stage that is super heated. this new stage makes the water stop bubbling and appear cold but once you move it all the energy comes out of it and it explodes super heated water everywhere.
@@JIZZ420 yeah, if max had tried to mess with the water during this stage he would have been seriously burned. im all for these guys having fun but they take it too far with the ignorance sometimes.
Hey guys dunno if you'll see this but incredible job keeping up with a pretty consistent release schedule these past few months!! You guys are fuckin killin it
Where'd yall go I'm stuck in rehab and yall are the closest I can get to beekeeper please upload soon I'm a huge fan and yall keep me going when I'm feeling down I watch yall but I need a new video to watch 30 times in a row please max and chad
Where'd yall go I'm stuck in rehab and yall are the closest I can get to beekeeper please upload soon I'm a huge fan and yall keep me going when I'm feeling down I watch yall but I need a new video to watch 30 times in a row please max and chad
I'm so proud to see how well you guys are doing after the big ''incident''. You guys have a long road to recovery ahead of you but just know that we'll always be here for you. Get well soon Chad and Max!
You know sometimes I watch the stuff they do and say to myself "How are they still alive?" and I think it's a miracle that they keep giving this kind of content to us.
My god, the production value has increased so much from back then, the egg timer was the cherry on top, that must’ve taken a long time to make so props to whoever made it
I don't know if any two people on earth encapsulate the circle of vengeance better than these two. One sabotages the other, so the other gets revenge, and then the first one feels like they need to get revenge, it's like when you ask toddlers whose fault it was lol
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3 Days Only then it's GONE FOREVER 🤯🦐
max and chad
well how the hell did this comment be 2 days ago?
Shrimp weiner
No
@@00arcthat's what I'm saying lol
I'm so glad you guys gave Darcy creative liberty. He's done an amazing job and has proven himself time and time again. Great addition to the show.
ew what’re you his boyfriend
@@HighjawsStudioswe’re all dating Darcy
@@BK-wb3elhahahaha
@@HighjawsStudios OUR boyfriend and slave
@@HighjawsStudiosyou're his boyfriend 😂
I lost it when Darcy was like "I didn't expect you guys to be so drunk at the start of this"
Me and cobson are always drunk when we drink soylent together
I lost it when the shrimp fried the little fella
Darcy's job is to babysit these guys and make sure they don't burn the place down and/or kill themselves
13:08 is why Chad is the GOAT.
So 4 seconds into the video? Tosspot😒
The parappa edit might be one of the best things i've ever seen, thank you cold ones editors
Dang that warmed my boomer heart. I was falling asleep watching this just now and thought "man, whoever edits these always picks killer music" when the Parappa instrumental started. When it evolved into a cute full blown tribute I was cheering in my bed lmao
@@MeAuntieNora boomer? Parappa came out in 1996. What 35-50 year old was playing Parappa? You mean it warmed your Gen X heart?
Max diving over to push Chad's oven off the table like he was trying to make an assassination attempt fucking sent me
Sadly he only hit the oven in the ear
This w@a really good
2 inches off brother
that's what i woulda did
Timestamp?
It feels like we’ve entered a new era for cold ones. Props to Darcy for hosting the chaos that is Max & Chad
Darcy was sent from heaven to master the art of the cold ones
I know that Darcy... will save the world 🌏🔥💧💨
I love when they both have 3 seconds left and Chad is rushing to plate the beans whilst Max is emptying them into the kettle
“You see that little timer?? There’s a little fella with glasses on it… I like that.”
I would buy a little fella egg timer
Cobson will always be a gem hwabag
@@randomblock1_ I would pay big money for that + the 25$ of shipping to Europe
😂😂
i like it when the egg fella spins
I cant get over how many times Max said "wait it smells like peach rice" as if it was a normal thing, gave off the same vibes as milk steak
while i would really know "peach rice", rice sweetened with fruit is not the weirdest combo, and known all over the world in one way or the other.
unlike milk steak 😐
@@leonhardable Been a lot of different places and tried a lot of types of cuisine. never heard of rice sweetened with fruit before so it can't be all that common
@@dead_head arroz con leche in south america/spain, zarda in iraq, pilaf in persia, eight treasure rice in china, versions of chè in vietnam, milchreis in germany and budino di riso in italy, riz a'l imperatrice, you just dont know food.
i'd bet "a lot of different places" spanned california to new york?
@@leonhardable I don't know food? I've toured all over europe eating different foods. I've had almost everything you listed and never heard of any of it being made with fruit.
@@dead_head theres raisins, berberries or mandarins/apples in all of them.
i live "in europe".
"i hate being around you, you're a very unpleasant person." was only half a joke lmao.
yeah sounded like he been wanting to say that for a while lol
When did they say this
@@elizabethreyes4177in the video
@@Jerry_Bean"when did they say this"
Proceed to reply and tell where they said it but not when
@@kirihara147 I think it was a pretty good answer
Chad lost the instant he agreed to to a 10 point swap. He literally couldn’t win unless they gave max 2 0s😂😂😂😂
he even got cheated in the end
the fondue cooker probably could have even cooked the cake mix enough to win too
He's not so good at maths.
@@batt3ryac1d true, lets be real its chad...
Cobson would’ve still won with a 10 point swap
The fact Max’s “cake” turned from soup to waffle in 30 seconds was magic
The bottom slop was acting as insulation, the top was cooking the whole timez basically top and bottom waffle
its not his first cake, google human cake for more recipes
@@wnnetworkah my childhood meal
@@wnnetwork implying people who watch Cold Ones weren't around since the beginning
It's almost like the cooked top unstuck when he slammed it shut!
scott screaming "WHAT IS IT?! WHATS ON ME?!" while a piece of cheese is stuck to him 😂🤣💀
The way scot casually says he has gout like its nothing is killing me
How though he's so young
@@therealmudafuka7200prolly just genetically predisposed or smn
🎶BALENCIAGA DEFENDERS LOOK LIKE I GOT THE GOUT 🎶
@@ajjaiize I bet it's the Chinese vapes
scog
I died when Darcy said the Torch was "Faulty" because he 100% does NOT trust drunken Max with that.
That shit did look faulty no cap
u actually said no cap in 2024 that is beyond 4chan level cringe
@@cntrl1015”u”
Don't even
@@TerryTheSnoop
Max would burn the office down then just smile and say "I have aids."
Please let the "Let em Cook" contest be a yearly thing, it's funny
Well it can only be YEARLY otherwise they would burn down the house 😭
@@mitaskeledzija6269 he was so real for this 😭
But fr tho, they should do it, it's so funny
Max chiming in with the critiques is actually hilarious “not salted Scott! am I right?!”
It’s so hilarious lol, I love the “that’s 2 points off right Scott?”
when max and chad were asked to bake cakes I had some really strange deja vu
I sure am glad they didnt use any ingredients like pubes and vomit in there that wouldve been horrible!!
What a hairy situation they found themselves in
im still sad human cake was removed from youtube due to guidelines.
Especially with the pre eat cake mix bit
pre eat the cake mix
Ive literally watched this video 6 or 7 times since it came out, theres just something so hilarious and rewatchable about it even though all their content is rewatchable. This is probably one of the best videos theyve ever done.
max flinching at 21:38 lol bro is a victim
Lmaoo
This gets said all the time but can never be said enough: the editing on this show is incredible. The boys have put together quite a skilled crew.
chad was definitely the homie that cooked up some fire meals after getting everyone baked
As a Lithuanian I can confirm we make toasts with popcorn machines
another lithuanian here to confirm we also do not use forks
As a Lithuanian I can say we like electrocuting ourselves with popcorn machines while making British breakfast
Unfortunately I am not Lithuanian, but from today in my kitchen there will always be a popcorn machine to prepare breakfast Lithuanian style 😎 🥚
Kaip tikri bahurai
As a Latvian i confirm Lithuanians do be eating that breakfast every day
i love how the egg bit is still living.
he's just a guy
Best bit
20:55 Scott freaking out over a slice of cheese🤣
i love how they are still in the golden age of youtube
i didnt even realize, thanks for making me cherish these videos even more
You mean when he said "that's fucking gay" cause that made me happy. Lol
Yeah, definitely was getting hair cake and rat chef vibes
@@kaelobRsDespite the shitty government’s efforts Australian culture has remained firmly stuck in 2004, it’s pretty nice.
exactly their videos are refreshing ngl
Darcy “my only concern is that that’s probably not a food safe thing”
Max “shut the fuck up”
Darcy “oh 🫡”
It’s been a month please come back i miss you
3:43 what an exceptionally cursed edit, thank you
i don't get that one
@mattisj.419 the egg yolks are marge simpsons nips
@@mattisj.419 Marge TDs
Soyjak got dat bwc doe
bruh I didnt even notice that till you said it 💀
Max throwing the oven over was so heartbreaking, but Chad could have at least haggled for 5 instead of jumping to 10 LMAO
What's the point of doing a challenge video if Max just sabotages everything to the point where chad can't even serve a proper dish.
Minor sabotage is funny but completely destroying someone else's dish is just annoying.
It's not even that funny anymore when he constantly does this shit every video.
@@Jeff-on7ug to be fair, its clear they dont take it seriously themselves. it starts out a competition, but its an excuse for chaos
@@Jeff-on7ug I mean, I would normally agree, but this time it was warranted since Chad intentionally sabotaged him first.
@@Jeff-on7ugyou didn't seriously come on here (at ColdOnes) expecting a serious/fair challenge, right?
Because if you did, this ain't the place for that
@@Jeff-on7ug if chad didn't turn off his waffle iron it wouldn't have happened
31:30 "Have a Shrimp" killed me 😂
Cold Ones is on a grind this year, incredible. How rapidly this channel has evolved has been a trip and I think we're in for even greater times. Shout out to everyone behind the scenes giving us this gold too!
i really liked the part where max said, look at that little fella.
yes
i felt that😢
Spoilers!
@the_peefster it's called watch the video before going to the comments 🤦♂️😂😂😂
@@jamzplayz9389 wod-ivah
9:54 as a longtime Chimbus resident, it's great to see us get some rep on the show. I grew up with Maxley's brother, and saw him around sometimes when the Stanley family was out and about. Always seemed like a good kid and really excited to see him here!
"I didn't expect you to be so drunk at the START of this!" - You'd think Darcy would know by now it's rarer to see them sober at the start of a video lol
Same! :D
They gotta get a weee bit drunk to even START this type of shit😂😂
@@idkcba Weee bit is one thing, Chad was ADHD drunk at the start
your sentence is contradicting, it doesn't make sense.
@@clawwer4404 No it isn't. You just can't read. 😂
The fury in Max's eyes @40:00 is terrifying.
that was real drunken aussie rage XD
Chad using a popcorn maker in the first round to cook all of his food instead of the rice cooker, which is essentially just a bowl skillet once hot enough, is very on brand
7:56 I'm lithuanian can confirm we dont have forks, we eat with our barehands and cook with popcorn machines. Chad is our country's patron saint.
Sounds like American college dormitories
@@MIForrestguysounds like British streets most of the time on behalf of the homeless people
I'm lithuanian and i also agree with my lithuanian brother
Can confirm this
The Kitchen Nightmares/Hell's Kitchen musical stings are killing me
I love it when they call out to Darcy for help with the other, it’s like calling for their parent because their sibling is hitting them.
This is prime cold ones best ep this year
So true
Every time I'm like "about time for a new Cold Ones right !?". There it is.
you should think it more, then
namea chef
The video ideas keep getting better and better kudos to Darcy and Scott and everyone else
40:01 chad laughing so hard that he forgets to be upset
33:55 I had to slow it down to see they added a vape in the random appliances 😂I was like wtf is that
36:31 i love that parappa edit, *chefs kiss*
23:12 had me pissing myself and chad biting max was surreal. This is definitely your most unhinged video so far.
I was genuinely going blind with how much i was laughing.
Definitely my new favorite Cold Ones Episode. God damn hilarious from start to end. Love how fucking chaotic everything went, especially when Max threw the plate and it fucking shattered 🥸
being a cook watching this makes every minute more hilariously absurd, they just freestyle everything and I'm here for it
I love that Darcy and Scott really tried to give a fair evaluation of their food and then Max just does whatever he wants 😂
Because he fucking hates himself and his fans and doesn't give a fuck about anything, max has gotten so annoying
@@TheWastedPaperProject who hurt you bro, you don't have to watch these videos.
@@TheWastedPaperProjectjeez bro. You good? It’s not that deep
The PaRappa the Rapper love in the cake section ❤
woah Jabo also watching Cold Ones
Hi jabo lado
heloo
45:12 the spoon always breaks😭
I'm really glad Chad & Max aren't going to be found dead on September 7th
me too
It could also be December 7th, if they were at Pearl Harbor in 1941
What's then?
Why must you kill them on my birthday😭
Incredibly threatening aura on this comment lmao
16:23 the edit of Chad disappearing into the air made me scream laugh
“I gotta mash these potatoes. AAAUGHH”
alright boys its been a month i check your page daily i mean DAILY PLEASE POST we love you
Darcy was adorable when he said “i tried to be like the guy 😅”
I am SO glad that the microwaved super heated water exploded in the microwave and not when he tried to pull it out.
Angry water is dangerous
I like how Mully just casually appears in closed caption lol. Great audience 😂
03:43 we all just going to ignore that...? Peak editing right there. Such skill. Such wow.
Speaking of... The RuneScape sound effects were an amazing addition for the peach rice. :)
The editor was on point for this video lmao, could say they cooked
his name is prezoh and hes gay
@@TriHardVIIwho the fuck cares if hes gay a good job is a good job
@@TriHardVIIlet him cook
@@TriHardVII no it's doplex check desc
Max being drunk LITERALLY AT THE START is hilarious and I worry for his health.
Max: gives Chad oven
Max: “wAiT hE hAs An OvEn!?!?”
I'm gonna be honest, with every video Chad acts more like a smaller sibling that can't lose.
Love Chads sudden realization as to why hes not feeling pain was that he was smashed.
Cant belive its been almost 10 years since Shock Collar cooking...anyone else feeling nostalgic for How to Basic throwing whatever he can find towards Max and Chad with murderous intentions?
The rare moment of idubbbz being a mediator
@@ike459 Deadly Twister 2 truely was something else...my favourite moment was Frank getting covered in pasta, Max eating some of the spahgetti and then Frank telling Chad hes eating his noodles...never in my life have a seen a man be so happy about seeing his friend getting belted
only ogs remember the original thumbnail
when you heat water in a microwave it can go from boiling to a new stage that is super heated. this new stage makes the water stop bubbling and appear cold but once you move it all the energy comes out of it and it explodes super heated water everywhere.
Cool
@@JIZZ420 yeah, if max had tried to mess with the water during this stage he would have been seriously burned. im all for these guys having fun but they take it too far with the ignorance sometimes.
let them cook 😅
@@FR4NKY666 they do be cooking though
I feel like Chad would F cken do this...
I did NOT expect the Mully jumpscare 😭 Cold Ones x Chonny Jash collab when
THESE VIDEOS ARE SO FUNNY PLS KEEP THEM COMIN, ITS ALL THATS LEFT FROM THE GOLDEN TIMES
Hey guys dunno if you'll see this but incredible job keeping up with a pretty consistent release schedule these past few months!! You guys are fuckin killin it
years ago my mums ex cooked a chicken kiev in our toaster and broke it, we have had 2 fist fights
Do it again
find him and do round 3
who won
i need more cold ones cooking PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE
They actually did a surprisingly good job for being drunk and using the cooking methods they got
43:40 “i’ve been looking for a day where max can beat chad”
this person does NOT watch Cold Ones
on god
even when chad does win, he still somehow loses
Where'd yall go I'm stuck in rehab and yall are the closest I can get to beekeeper please upload soon I'm a huge fan and yall keep me going when I'm feeling down I watch yall but I need a new video to watch 30 times in a row please max and chad
Where'd yall go I'm stuck in rehab and yall are the closest I can get to beekeeper please upload soon I'm a huge fan and yall keep me going when I'm feeling down I watch yall but I need a new video to watch 30 times in a row please max and chad
As Lithuanian i can confirm that we coock with popcorn machines, however no rice cookers here.
I was gonna say something mean about Lithuanians and catalytic converters but it wasnt that funny
@@redmist6630 I think it would've been funny you should say it
@@Faceplanttt well now I def cant
This was the best video today. Please do more, I actually laughed so much this time. I love this
I'm so proud to see how well you guys are doing after the big ''incident''. You guys have a long road to recovery ahead of you but just know that we'll always be here for you. Get well soon Chad and Max!
What happened?
@@jimekx the incident, obviously.
@@obscure.reference what incident?
@@jimekxyou haven't heard?
@@Skrimzy_ No? TT
You know sometimes I watch the stuff they do and say to myself "How are they still alive?" and I think it's a miracle that they keep giving this kind of content to us.
Next episode is gonna be them seeing who can withstand more hits to the head, with a cinder block before one of them dies 3mins in on live camera
Fr
The editing on this was absolute perfection.
i love how the egg bit is still living
Me too
These videos always have such top tier editing. Shout out to the editing team and the people off screen we normally don't see!
The ad going across the video no matter what I do really is the icing on the cake
My god, the production value has increased so much from back then, the egg timer was the cherry on top, that must’ve taken a long time to make so props to whoever made it
You’re telling me a shrimp payed in shrimp shrimped this shrimp
Your videos have saved my life more than you guys know i just want you to know that
Everytime little fella is mention I can’t stop laughing, by far the best bit in history in my opinion
Whoever has to cleanup after these two better be the highest paid employee at Cold Ones
As much as i like chaotic energy, chad throwing f**ing broken glass darcys way is a NO GO!
The amount of patience Darcy has is inspiring
I like when Darcy says "ok" quietly after being yelled at
I don't know if any two people on earth encapsulate the circle of vengeance better than these two. One sabotages the other, so the other gets revenge, and then the first one feels like they need to get revenge, it's like when you ask toddlers whose fault it was lol
"It's actually kinda fucked up the situation we got goin on back there" - Every McDonald's manager if they were overly honest
I feel like this video is straight out of 2016 era
God I fucking love the way they yell for Darcy to tell on eachother like Darcy is their mum 😂
Cold ones is slowly devolving into a Japanese game show and i I love every second of it
I love Scott and Darcy so much, they are amazing additions to these videos.
Chad ur a babitch
Only good part at this point
@@TheWastedPaperProject cry some more
This is the most dangerous thing theyve done in a while lmao
I love that the lil Egg Man keeps making appearances 😂