These "As Seen on TV" Cooking Gadgets SUCK
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Nice nuts.
Ok
Mitä?
Joe
Nice nuts
I don't think a lot of people noticed this but there's a lil egg fella in the pamphlet and he has sunglasses on
What a funny little character
i like that
He even had sunglasses on!!
My name is deez
@@slumby7067 Who?
Little Charactah, a Play:
12:30 - An Innocent Introduction
12:37 - Quick Reappearance
12:46 - Three's a Crowd
12:53 - Overstaying his Welcome
13:08 - Ire and Expulsion
13:41 - Expectations and Contempt
14:42 - Thrown Out and Forgotten
15:18 - Unexpected Return
19:57 - One Last Hurrah
Thank you, from the bottom of my heart
forgot 14:42
This makes me so happy
@@mckaelbear7883 I have fixed the error of my ways, and reflected them accordingly.
@@domojestic4155 respect brother. Your comment made my day when i scrolled through the comments
well that's a funny little character
He even had sunglasses on!
He's got sunglasses on!
please wake up astari
GOAT x
Peep forever
I love how max is literally one of the incompetent people from the informercials
genuine war flashbacks
Shit got me tearing up
man
chef
@@cobalqt literally, they say anything remotely wry and they get likes. lol
Why don’t they make vids together anymore
max obsessing over the egg with glasses is one of the funniest bits on cold ones yet
I love how he doesn’t stop either, “you see this little fella with the glasses” 😂
Even reading your comment had me laughing
I agree
Shit had me dying 😂😂
Ong
That throw back to the old days actually made me bummed out
OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on TH-cam. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear gare
@@AxxLAfriku Does this actually work for you? Do you actually get idiots who read this and go "YEAH LEMME GO TO THEIR CHANNEL AND FIND OUUUUT"
@@vincentjonesvr it worked for me, I’m sold!
@@AxxLAfriku wOh I SHOuLd DefiNATLyy CLiCK oN Dat AND FINd ouT HTats WAccKKY
@@vincentjonesvr well he somehow got 33k subs out of it so i guess it kind of works
The fact Chad seems more mentally present then seemingly anyone else on set is deeply concerning
It's only because Max is stuck in a trauma response state brought on by the chef outfit
Cooks do get like that in kitchens
because theyre all drunk lol
except scott
Chads definitely a fry cook by nature
Also Chad licking Max's arm
max in a chef costume actually brought back memories. just me and the boys at a sleepover watching hair cake for the 1st time and just laughing our asses off and also being grossed out.
absolutely
Chef Boyardee's been real quiet since Max brought back the chef outfit.
@@Ech0Chamber chef boyardees nuts
Fucking ptsd more like
Is this a common thing? cause i showed the boys some hair cake back in the day and also laughed our asses off while being grossed out
Bro, the close-ups of Chad ripping the flyer with the egg dude out of Max' hands are genius
They got me cracking
Ya bro, totally bro!
Maxmoefoe instantly summoning a pamphlet to show the little egg fella is an iconic duo.
11:58 little fella appears for the first time in cold one’s history, little do they know the effects that this little character will have on their channel
The whole running joke with the little egg man has to be one the best subtle ads I've ever seen
the chef costumes were one thing. Then the music started and got goosebumps
I fucking died
Broooo yeah
Fuck i miss the old times
i cried like legit yo
rip...
@@jiyama 💀💀💀
I can't wait for Max to randomly bring up the little egg character out of nowhere in a future video.
Nice profile picture, brother
Te
Yes please lmfao
HE SAID IT LIKE ZACH FROM ONEYPLAYS
@Mercury RoachDoggJr!
I came back to this vid just for little fella, and im still laughing till this day. Max comedic genius
@@lobster52 i like that
i’ve rewatched this video several times just to see it, that’s why i’m here, replying to your comment lmao
@@sierra.ml02 me 3 i love little fella it makes me giggle🤓
10:31 i dont know if you seen but there is a funny lil fella and get this he HAS shades
Here to make you watch the lil fella again
“That’s an interesting little character, i like that”
He likes that
do u like the little character?
he clearly likes it.
@@bruh-tw6gj do u like the character
@@coryg-yw8mg he clearly likes it.
@@coryg-yw8mg he clearly likes it
When they put on the outfits and the French accordion started playing, im not even kidding I cried a little.
Same here, nostalgia really is a bitch! Miss those days
true story
That egg boy bit was the best thing in a while
I got a slap chop for Christmas when I was like 7 cuz I wanted one for some reason, and I put a rolo in it and ruined it within half an hour of getting it
💀💀💀
that made me chuckle
I legitimately can't imagine a 7 year old writing to Santa for a Slap Chop lmao
"have you seen Chef?" Max said as a single tear dropped from his eye
we all did
What happened to chef
🥲 memories man memories
Love Max’s ability to make a running joke even funnier each time he tells it
Max ?? Do you mean DEEZ?
@@STARMAN-it8zb what the fuck is deez nuts?
Look at this!
It’s a little egg dude with sunglasses
"When was the last time you put a chef outfit on"
Sanctuary beings to play while memories flash everyone crys
Good times
I'm so happy they did the edit. Cant wait for the Jojo song edits.
everyone felt that one ;(
The real ones remember ):
16:32 Max’s stuttering and then just *yes* was funnier than the actual joke would’ve been
What do you mean? Sam is back and bigger than ever. World Peace Season 2 is in the works and Charls has returned to MDE.
@@lordofmalicehe spittin facts
“yeah there’s this little egg fella with glasses, funniest shit i’ve ever seen”
ok
Fax
he even had sunglasses on!
Seeing Max in chef whites with French music literally sent me back in time
Bro i felt something when I saw that
**PTSD INTENSIFIES**
A better time. A happier time. Why am I crying?
And erect?
Can't believe he went through with the divorce, he was such a pretty bride 😔
When they mentioned the chef outfit, I couldn’t tell if Max was having feelings of nostalgia or feelings of trauma
Both
@@Stella.22g bofa 😳
Boffum
@@joeges07 bofa deez
Traumastalgia
Compilation of Max's obsession with the little egg fella with sunglasses:
12:30
12:37
12:46
12:53
13:08
13:43
14:43
15:18
19:57
see this lil fella?
He has cool little glasses on
He has cool little glasses on
He has cool little glasses on
He has cool little glasses on
He has cool little glasses on
Max constantly bringing up the little egg with the glasses is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
Nice profile pic
If you look closely there was a little egg that Max showed Chad throughout the video
"I've turned myself into a little egg character, Morty!"
I was cracking up so much HAHHAHA I love it
Pickle Rick has been replaced
The haircake reference genuinely made me shed a couple tears.
Is this what old feels like. 😔 it hurts
Wasn't the last time the human cake tho?
@@jorgeloredo100 the clips were human cake i believe
me too
You and me both bud.
This show is turning into a drunken, raunchy and uncensored version of Good Mythical Morning…. I LOVE IT!
I always say I outgrow GMM and into Cold Ones
@@upforellieyou mean you just became an alcoholic 😂
“i have arthritis” is one of the funniest unintended one liners lmfaoo
The new "I have osteoporosis"
Is it though?
5:35 if you wanted to see
@@Blernster It is.
Max : *wears chef outfit*
literally everyone who has watched their content in the last 4 or 5 years : **intense flashbacks**
i know right...
Well, getting emotional wasnt on my To do list for today. But here we are! Sobing like little girls!
Exactly.
Max actually getting flashbacks feels like the ratatouille scene with the old man.
I think all of us had flashbacks for those good old times when they were making those delicious cakes.
...my name...my name is chef.
That plastic part of the slap chop yall removed was supposed to be there to keep the items in the lower part. The problem I had with slap chop was the blade not spinning/advancing after you slapped it.
Was looking for this comment, I have a slap chop and it actually works amazing
2:08 the clothes,that song and the chaos. so much fucking nostalgia man, I actually shed a tear. I'll forever love you guys for what you gave us
‘I have arthritis’ merch line coming soon
Lmaoo
And thus, a little fella was born.
Damn the nostalgia from seeing max in a chef outfit.
The editing is so clean that it’s sometimes hard to tell what’s even real
I think I watched them repeat the shot of Chad ripping the eggman pamphlet out of Max's hands multiple times before I finally realized they were all the same shots lmfao... clean asf
Chad getting genuinely mad at the egg fella by the end is the funniest shit I've seen all year.
That chicken looked raw af. Can’t believe he ate it 😂
I had a big ass grin on my face when Max started to look at the chef outfit
old woman: "ive got arthritis"
Cold Ones: *fucking dies*
Nice Franzj picture bruh
Was literally thinking of getting a slap chop the other day. Thank you so much for helping me not waste my money!!!
Change your PFP bruh
@@Dwax2 why im a fan of franzj
@@daveyraff4286 buy it anyway.
or at least buy me one.
Max and chad are like those uncles that you only see at christmas that are amazing and I'm all for it.
I wish they were my uncles
"You're gonna love my nuts" is always the first thing they say
lmao they're officially old now then I guess
Your fun Drunk uncles Hahaha
@@Painless_ it’s gonna be like that every Christmas dinner
i just noticed that the last time they both wore chef outfits was max's last video on the main channel
it truly does come full circle
2:06 The second the song starts, everything starts to come back so smoothly and lovely
Ahhh such beautiful memories
@@saraz.1561 There were chills instantly down my spine
Chef
Seeing Max dressed as a chef gave me flashbacks of the good old days... ngl almost cried :']
i am crying ;-;
@@Ari-ez1vj Same
Lol same
Chad: raging over products
meanwhile
Deez: well that’s a funny looking character
Deez what sir?
@@PhoDLazy dee snuts
@@drgold4102 Neez Duts
@@PhoDLazy darude sandstorm
@@o0julek0o spell stun seed backwards
i thought the CAKE videos were a weird bad dream, but now that i’ve watched enough cold ones…. i’m realizing it wasn’t. my childhood trauma was real.
max fuckin around with that egg mascot had me dying, also its great to see them in a chef outfit and getting kind of close to home with the old videos they used to make.
Im watching this during a trip right next to my Portuguese grandma and the moment she saw Max she asked "Who is this pretty girl, is this your girlfriend?". What a lovely day this is.
Max's obsession with a tiny egg man is too relateable
I just realized because I've used a slapchop once or thrice, but I believe that plastic bit was the guard to keep food from getting stuck in the blade lol, however it also seems the spring was not strong enough to pull the blade from a potato.
I like how Chad can actually cook while Max is just chaotic in the kitchen
I like how max is unprofessionally drunk
Show me how much u like it
@@noided4230 wot
Chad - "it's ok the chicken can be a little raw"
@@knoxy5969 rare and raw aren't the same
I like how chad seems like he has serious cooking skills
How you think his ass got that big
HowToBasic?
Why do you think he is called 'Chef Big Dog'?.
@@fujitivefilms it was max see how that boy threw the egg
he used to work as a chef before he did youtube
Bro wtf that’s literally our kitchen
bruh you guys let them in ngl kinda sus
Shut up you are called "I nut"
After i watched it a second time i noticed all the times max reached over and grabbed the packet will the cool egg fellow lol and the look on his face every time is perfect
Dude this was funnier than it had any right to be. The obsession with little egg man and the edited in fart sounds... I’m in tears
this video was chaotically funny, I had to keep going back and re-watching to catch everything because it was just such fast paced hilariousness.
"When was the last time we wore a chef outfit?"
(max having intense traumatic flashbacks): "Chef?"
Timestamp?
@@jollimaiahtacksworth 1:50
Frankuuuuu
WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE, THAT'S AMORÉ!
It’s because he has CANNNCCEEER
the "Have you seen this lil character" scenes killed me xD The way it was always in the same POV and how Max always got the piece of paper without Chad noticing xd
@ceerw buty ya Chad seems like he knows what he's doing
its an entirely separate take that's used again and again, it's hilarious
2 year anniversary of the little fella today lmao
Damn you can tell Chad actually cooks. He has the proper knife techniques
You can tell he eats too
@@brucemcginty9751 lmao
@@brucemcginty9751 LMFAOOOO
@Wakka Flocka They lost track of time because they forgot to set the timer.
He just watched a Gordon Ramsay video on how to cut.
The nostalgia :(
The uniforms, the music, and them. God, I miss the old TH-cam
Hair cake, human cake, and vomit cake. The good times.
Simpler times 😔
Sucks that they were taken down
@@flea3745 They should work with children of poseidon and other gross-out, so-random shitposters to release a DVD with a special commentary track or something
would probably make a nice penny
same
“The family is disappearing” I felt that
Ayyyy Æneima
You okay bro?
@@lee_s0a I’m good you?
I literally fucking am deceased
I love watching Cold Ones and suddenly the Spirit Temple music from OoT starts playing then suddenly 10,000 nostalgic memories start running through my mind
THIS IS THE CLOSEST WE’LL GET TO ANOTHER HAIR CAKE VIDEO😢
This comment gave me flashbacks that I'm not sure I wanted.
I miss Frank
😏
Franku y wood u leave us
This comment plunged me into the nostalgia that is 2012-2016 TH-cam
When Max reminisced over the chef outfit...
Shit made me cry too :'(
Never again will there be content like that. That was the best stuff on TH-cam, and now it can't be uploaded, or it'll be demonitized/taken down. It's really sad. I miss the boys.
@@linkaster2873 Its not quite as edgy but OFFCANNY still have the same kinda chaotic vibes as old Frank stuff, you should give the channel a try
@@Jerseff I'll look into it. Thanks!
So are we just supposed to ignore Chad's excellent knife skills
He's like the last person I expect to be good at cooking since he seems so scuffed otherwise
It’s literally sexy
You can tell he can actually cook based on that & how he admonished max for fucking around with the eggs
He's been learning from the WoW cook book.
@no or maybe yes you comment like someone who holds grudges forever
As your typical "mother hen" when everyone is drunk, watching this show has me feeling like I'm babysitting my grown adult friends all over again.
It is a great comfort since covid happened, to feel like I have toddlers taller than me, playing with sharp things, and I have to check on 8 of them at a time. Thanks guys
Max's bit of showing chad the pamphlet and saying "have you seen this little character?" it easily my favorite part of the vid
My most favorite part is how he sneaked it for the last time even if they're no longer using the egg thing
I've never seen as much commitment as Max has for that little egg fella joke
Bruh the chef outfits and music literally hit me in the nostalgia feels
watching max get more and more drunk throughout this is incredible
“When was the last time you put a chef outfit on?”
*max has hair cake flash backs*
I too watched the video...
Only veterans know
Good thing it shows everyone that at the beginning of the video
Bring papa franku back
@@left4milkk it was literally in the video. No "veteren status" was needed.
"look at the lil fella" that skit had me dying bruh 😂😂😂😂
So true yo
bro i didnt even realize i was rewatching this episode till the "look at the little guy "part
"I've got arthritis."
" *HAH! SHES GOT ARTHRITIS.* "
@yasio bolo are you real?
Holy shit when the chef music hit it was like a blast from the past
Chad: when was the last time you wore a chef outfit
Max's Mind: Hey waiter, there's a hair in my cake
"At first it smelled pretty good but now it's starting to smell a bit like...
...c a n c e r ?"
@@greekfire995 The Good Ol Days
Lmao
I read there’s a cake in my hair
“Hoy Chad, look at this lil fella!”
Did you guys notice the little egg character with the sunglasses? I like that.
The fucking cut to the little character is genuinely one of the best bits I've ever witnessed.
ayo you again!
Kiryu chan!
Max's obsession with characters printed on cardboard has now crossed over to paper
That sandwich maker is decent for making multiple eggs and sausage at the same time. We never used it for full sandwiches, but we use it every weekend. We even got the double one
No wonder the Slap Chop doesn't work, it was advertised by the same dude who did "ShamWow" which was an actual sham
got the whole squad laughing 🗿
His name's Vince Shlomi, by the way. No wonder he's so good at selling cheap things.
if you can slap a hooker you can slap a chopper
oh my god why does everyone hate this guy
@@henro5151 ?
That flashback to hair cake hit me harder than my dad
I always wonder if Joji sees a chef suit and remembers about the cake trilogy
100% ptsd lasts a lifetime
The birth of an iconic cold ones character
woman : has arthritis
max and chad : funniest shit i've ever seen
My name is deez
It has so much meme prehension
they should make a shirt that says that lmfao
@@saulbadman2530 deez?
chad eating raw chicken gotta be the worst moment on the show boys
It ain't raw thou
that clearly wasnt raw, the dark meat always looks a little pink
not the one, where he stuck a camera up his ass?
It's not raw, it's medium rare
Not the one where they almost killed eachother with oil?
"I have arthritis" sounds like it would have been a meme in 2014
i instantly thought of idubbbz
I have osteoporosis
It’s 12:06. I’m alone and feel like I’m going insane. Too many times have I been here. For here on I vow to do everything in my power to live a life worth living. It’s not going to be perfect but if I’m here for even one more night on this floating depression seeped rock drifting alone in space and not be happy doing it, then I’ll end it. I’m so sick and tired of not enjoying life like these men. Thank you, and wish me luck.
As soon as the music started playing, I cried.
The way Max obsesses over the little egg character is similar to how old ladies get obsessed over cute little porcelain figurines. What a cute old lady Max had become !
Hey of you look closely they show a small egg in the instructions throughout the video
Prezo went absolutely insane with this one. Constant laughs all the way through. Give that boy a raise!
In addition to whomever has the lucky job of.... cleaning up after them & that crazy mess! ;) $$$ BIG raise definitely deserved, imho! Stay safe & be well.
This video has become a certified hood classic
“check that out, i like that” 12:30
“well that’s a funny little character, i like that” 12:34
“aye, have you seen this lil guy?” 12:37
“holy shit, have you seen this lil character, look at that, no” 12:46
“look at this lil fella on there” 12:53
“have you seen this,he’s got sunglasses on” 13:08
“huh, hahaHAHa, theirs a lil feller on this” 13:41
“huh, look, check this out, looks like a lil egg with glass on it, they put on there” 14:43
“no, it’s got a lil egg on it, it’s got glasses on“15:18
“remember they, uh, that lil egg character? i made a pin of him, he says , you’re gonna lOve my nUts” 19:58
Thanks for that, I always miss him so this is a very useful guide.
Gets funnier every time
This chit hD ME CRYNIG
Thanks for the time stamps lmao
Loved this bit