its kind of sweet to see chad actually go on passionate tangents and breaking out of the usual constant state of mild confusion, like a senile grandparent that you only knew when they already were senile suddenly having a clear day and being able to keep a conversation
The quality of the production of cold ones is seriously underrated. The lighting, costumes, set, planning and editing. I have an idea of what it must take and it’s impressive that they can create them so often.
For real. Their stuff isn’t anything crazy special in regard to production. But the fact they uphold an effort to successfully produce a quality video on a timely basis is insane.
I think the only reason I keep watching Cold Ones is for those moments halfway through the videos when you realize how sloshed they already are and then you're hooked to the end because you can't believe they'll just keep drinking.
this is the first cold ones video i watched and im not really. around drunk people ig. so it was extra funny to just seem like a normal video and then all of a sudden the guy on the right is just barely speaking or talking about bacon or breast milk
I SO wanna see chad and max try to follow one of How To Drink's recepies like a bob ross painting. No pausing, no rewind, just trying so hard to keep up
Now it’s doplex but i feel like it used to be someone else who kind of pioneered the look of the channel. The older videos were always crazy. I could be wrong but that’s what’s in the back of my head
Thanks for pretty much always putting out good content while avoiding conflict and generally being yourselves. You guys stay pretty wholesome while still acting like fools and I am all for it
Chad obviously takes his WoW lore very seriously. As a champion of Azeroth, he spent a great many years of his mortal life hearing the lore be told again and again and then seeing his own story unfold before his very eyes. He is a part of it because he was there.
How to drink is a fantastic channel! Greg makes amazing recipes from pretty much every era, franchise, and base ingredient. Would love to see you guys drink more of his recipes I swear by many of them!
with them nicking the slurm recipe from How to Drink, i kind of want to see Greg as a podcast guest the two channels are so tonally different but i'm just imagining a podcast with him making a series of intricate cocktails that are then disrespected and downed until everyone devolves into absolute chaos
I've been wanting to comment for a while, after seeing yesterday's video and rewatching this, I still don't know what to say. Paul, you were such an incredible part of my life and my family's lives; know you will forever live on through your educational style videos, and the love and compassion you put into all of them. Thank you for everything you've done, you will be thought of, you will be missed.❤
😂😂😂 max is so fucking quick wit it when chad says his “penus dementis” and he doesn’t miss a beat and says “that’s a circumcision spell” 😆 fucking perfect
One, I love it when they kiss; two, the fact that Max will engage for 6 hours with Chad in absolutely dumbfoundingly retarded WoW talk is the most beautiful example of fellowship.
I laughed for like 5 minutes straight at Lazer in the extended cut, and watching the edited version added another 5 minutes. Also Soda's "what the fuck am I doing here" energy was fantastic.
I never really thought of it until now, but Cold Ones created the perfect format for TH-cam. If a viewer gets a little bored of the direction the video is going they'll keep watching because they still get progressively more shitfaced and it makes everything 10x funnier.
Because for 80s-90s kids it was one of the biggest cultural phenomenons worldwide and was probably the main show you wanted to watch. And then when it waned in popularity it was still constantly repeated on TV at convenient times to also be popular with 00s kids. It may be different for Americans who seemed to all have pay TV since forever, but it was relatively uncommon in Australia so you'd only have a handful of channels at best, and chances are the Simpsons was the best thing on any of them.
Us 80's/90's kids were horny for shit from the US and UK. Probably starts with cartoons which program you in a culturally similar way, helping to degrade cultural barriers. Which is why I'm now a weeb who doesn't speak Japanese.
Not too be so serious but I’m glad you guys are still kicking keeping your energy going 💙 You guys have always been funny and I am grateful that you guys matured yet still dont forget what made you, you. Thanks for the great content constantly
DRINK GROG 👉 grog.shop/
hello cold ones
Grog
I have Grog aids
‘Yes cold ones’ we all said in unison
bro i need grog in the US, HURRY UP, I NEED IT
The guests darcy got together for this video actually made it so good
yeah way better than the last guest they had...
@@doombade9960 who was it? legit can't remember, guess that shows how interesting they were.
@@BioshockDrill No one knows for sure what happened in that episode. Everybody seemingly forgot
@@BioshockDrillidubbbz lol
Solid snake guest appearance was the best
"Ill drink anything but a beer" is honestly one of the best quotes from max
**Tequila enters chat**
I like how scott always laughs extra hard with max's jokes
its kind of sweet to see chad actually go on passionate tangents and breaking out of the usual constant state of mild confusion, like a senile grandparent that you only knew when they already were senile suddenly having a clear day and being able to keep a conversation
Chad home teleported straight into my heart (I am dead)
When you goin on the pod
This changes everything
can't wait for you on the pod, please make it happen
Settled on Cold Ones would blow my mind omg
settled on the pod when?
The quality of the production of cold ones is seriously underrated. The lighting, costumes, set, planning and editing. I have an idea of what it must take and it’s impressive that they can create them so often.
For real. Their stuff isn’t anything crazy special in regard to production. But the fact they uphold an effort to successfully produce a quality video on a timely basis is insane.
yes a team is very useful 😅
The herpes cover up with multiple band aids was impressive
I am genuinely impressed on how much max and Chad know about the Simpsons
Channel 10 6pm every night the Simpsons was on, everyone in Aus watched it back in the 90's, early 00's
And nothing about James Bond lol
@@blastfiend7478 so fucking true. Fuck Neighbours
@@blastfiend7478and 8pm in germany 🙏 i miss those times
Simpsons was huge in Australia
I think the only reason I keep watching Cold Ones is for those moments halfway through the videos when you realize how sloshed they already are and then you're hooked to the end because you can't believe they'll just keep drinking.
no actually
this is the first cold ones video i watched and im not really. around drunk people ig. so it was extra funny to just seem like a normal video and then all of a sudden the guy on the right is just barely speaking or talking about bacon or breast milk
@@blehh_maebacon or breast milk😂😂
@@cracksmoke7315
😂
bacon 15:46
breast milk 17:16
I SO wanna see chad and max try to follow one of How To Drink's recepies like a bob ross painting. No pausing, no rewind, just trying so hard to keep up
this is a great idea actually. they should bring how to drink on the podcast
that would be so funny
@@piyo744nah, as far as I know he never leaves his studio for a video.
I love how max actually remembered somewhat of the WOW lore chad taught him despite being wasted
they really are such good friends huh
Good to see Chad from Joji doing well in his retirement
is that joji, goggy. or is it joggy bog
@@adrianleiba566it’s pronounced gif
Lmao filthyfrank would be dying rn 😂😂 idk about that joji guy tho
Filthy Frank from jojivlogs
“Man the fat guy from hair cake is doing good” would’ve been funnier
That cameo from Lazarbeam was so well done.
fr !
fr that shit was so funny
oyasumi punpun pfp! fantastic manga
@@babymaaaancringe
The sheer confusion of max and chad completes it lmao
Great video, cool to see our recipe of the chug jug being made in other peoples video 🍹
Thank u guys for the shout out🤩
fornite
fortinaiti ila babaji
4nite!!!!
Max's bandaid on his face is a result of eating a sharp hamburger
It's herpes
“You wanna know how I got these scars?”- that one twitch guy
Or it could be herps
Oh it's you never knew you watch this channel as well
goated reference
Man, Darcy really put out all the stops for the production and accuracy of the drinks. Serious props, this is probably the best video yet!
even the sound design is amazing! In almost every video! The Goldeneye64 graphics and sound effects were so nostalgic haha
the whole team contributed valuable talent to make this episode feel like a true project
'it goes with your suit, sir' is an underrated bit 😂
I’ll put some in your pocket for later
Im ngl, whoever does the editing on these is amazing. Nothing like it on youtube rn
Yeah right? It's kinda weird no show has this kind of quality montage with memes on YT other than this
It’s a creator named Doplex! He makes some fucking awesome content, if infrequent
Now it’s doplex but i feel like it used to be someone else who kind of pioneered the look of the channel. The older videos were always crazy. I could be wrong but that’s what’s in the back of my head
@@Gundumb_guy It used to be Prezoh I think
@@Ravio_Lee this is correct
Thanks for pretty much always putting out good content while avoiding conflict and generally being yourselves. You guys stay pretty wholesome while still acting like fools and I am all for it
Max’s fixation with Ludacris genuinely has me in tears
babe wake up, grog
Gog
gorg
It he, gog
g
babe wake up. Gog.
9:53 "Minge" as a British person this is very funny
It's the most important word my British friend taught me
Chad obviously takes his WoW lore very seriously. As a champion of Azeroth, he spent a great many years of his mortal life hearing the lore be told again and again and then seeing his own story unfold before his very eyes. He is a part of it because he was there.
All hail monkrage
RIP Monkrage
He for sure plays ever expansion and remake
as he should
GO MONKRAGE
As an alcoholic myself making breakfast, this brought a big grinch smile to my face seeing this video.
Cheers brother
how devilish was the grin
@@blehh_maemy balls grew two sizes that day
@@blehh_maegrinchlike in nature brah
make sure to never stop drinking because people who love somethin never give up ❤️❤️
How to drink is a fantastic channel! Greg makes amazing recipes from pretty much every era, franchise, and base ingredient. Would love to see you guys drink more of his recipes I swear by many of them!
Max has a bandaid on his face to hide the evil smile that lies beneath
Lol ifag didn't attend his wedding because his weird mouth having girl said no
He got those scars from sharp hamburger.
I hope they never explain why it kept getting bigger.
As someone who watches occasionally... What's up with that?!
@@Sr.DudeGuysyphilis
Lazerbeam being on set was absolutely amazing lol
Loved everything about this video. All the special guest, drink transitions, and the parks and rec theme song. So. Good.
"Settle for some bitches" lmfaoooooo. That got me. I love Settled and his videos.
SETTLED IN A COLD ONES VIDEO???? GET HIM ON THE POD
YES PLEASE
editors plz make it happen
this
I LOOOOOOOOOVE SETTLETED1!!!
yoooo id watch the shit out of that
can we give some props to the editors music and sound effects pure intelligence, brilliant timing and use
28:49 i love that, even when chad is really drunk, he’s still focused on the theme of the video
with them nicking the slurm recipe from How to Drink, i kind of want to see Greg as a podcast guest
the two channels are so tonally different but i'm just imagining a podcast with him making a series of intricate cocktails that are then disrespected and downed until everyone devolves into absolute chaos
Would be awesome
Wow I did not expect the Settled crossover! Caught me off guard aha.
My sides were hurting when Chad was going ape shit mode on darcy during the Wow questions 💀
max saying "maybe you have seen the whole thing in 47 parts" at 14:42 killed me.
paladin pfp spotted
@@MrTavrosNitram ;D
I’m actually insanely impressed at the quality of this video, them boys been stepping it up recently.
Y’all have stepped the editing up mad crazy. And i would like to not only acknowledge but also applaud it!
I love how to this day Scott still cannot keep it together when Max makes a dad joke
actually one of my fav videos so far
i have dementia
Good pfp
Deathmetal is a great album
Are you sure though? What if you forgot.
i love panchiko
i have dementia too!
2:24, 21:47, 26:12 for anyone curious, the song is On Your Way from the Ridge Racer Type 4 soundtrack
26:38 is Pearl Blue Soul
ballin choices
INCREDIBLE, NOBODY CAN CATCH YOU, YOU ARE THE REAL RIDGE RACER
It doesn’t appear anyone at all was curious
@@slightlynativei was
What is the song at 28:15? I know it's from a show but I forget which.
@@luxursunsets you are not a person
“Deeper” has got to be the funniest joke I’ve ever seen in one of these videos
seeing max and chad getting gradually more fucked up is the reason i will never stop coming back for every upload
bro got a herpes outbreak from sharing drinks with chad too much
Naw, you can track the infection, it was Tyrone and Jamal> Anisa> Ian> Max
@@strangerofthe2067 bruh 😭
@@strangerofthe2067 Lmaooooo
@@strangerofthe2067 Wild
welcome to another episode of Cold Sores
I've been wanting to comment for a while, after seeing yesterday's video and rewatching this, I still don't know what to say. Paul, you were such an incredible part of my life and my family's lives; know you will forever live on through your educational style videos, and the love and compassion you put into all of them. Thank you for everything you've done, you will be thought of, you will be missed.❤
i think you meant to comment on a Paul Harrell vid not this
😂😂😂 max is so fucking quick wit it when chad says his “penus dementis” and he doesn’t miss a beat and says “that’s a circumcision spell” 😆 fucking perfect
10:58 bro lazarbeam was priceless 😂😂
I love how max’s bandaid gets progressively more visible
Best Cold Ones videos are when they drink themselves to oblivion 😂🎉
yoo the Settled bit is great, legend.
its probably been said before, but the music they choose for background noise or what have you is amazing.
Nice to see Max finally redeeming himself after not guessing Ludicrous correctly in the famous alcohol vid
Make some toilet wine brother
HOW TO DRINK REFERENCE! YEAAAH! GREG'S MOVING ON UP, BABY!
Every time I drink alone there is a Cold Ones video, thanks for the company, guys!
One, I love it when they kiss; two, the fact that Max will engage for 6 hours with Chad in absolutely dumbfoundingly retarded WoW talk is the most beautiful example of fellowship.
I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.
SETTLED AND OSRS THE GOATS!!!
Darcy, bro you did it again with your great hosting skills! Love these vids man and they always make me laugh.
Blinking one eye at a time, by the end of this video. Perfect.
I‘VE BEEN BLESSED WITH A NEW COLD ONES VIDDD
Nothing makes my night like having a couple drinks and watching a cold ones video🍻cheers boys
Max falling on the floor and speaking absolute gibberish made my week 😭 28:15
Pll asking why max has a bandaid on as if he doesn't smash glass every 2.5 seconds 😂
Humming the baseline from Jet Grind Radio @ 13 minutes was AMAZING.
Fuck yes. You guys have used MvC2 a couple times as well, also amazing.
my wife left me
I’m sorry Ian
congratulations ur free now 🎉
Damn… what a wench
Luckyyyy... 😞
lol
Bro i needed this right now
I got an alcoholics anonymous four minute long ad before this bid
The fact that they got settled in this is crazy. great colap.
Cold Ones is my number one favorite TH-cam channel !
13:52 I know that’s a park and rec refrence but all I can think of is Vanoss gaming whenever I see that.
I laughed for like 5 minutes straight at Lazer in the extended cut, and watching the edited version added another 5 minutes. Also Soda's "what the fuck am I doing here" energy was fantastic.
Having Settled in this vid is an absolute fever dream, an amazing one.
Watching this while playing runescape really warms my heart. I am so happy they know about osrs.
Would have been cool if they got H2D (How to Drink) to do a collab for this.
Man is a fucking wizard.
“That sounds like a great paint tool” had me in tears lol
This is such a banger. The best episode yet.
FINALLY!
COLDS ONES VIDEO
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What’s up with Max’s face lol. First he had bandades on, now fucking duct tape hahaha
Face aids has to be contained somehow
Judging by the comments he probably just has a Coldsore and was trying to avoid aids comments
@@hey_crabmanhe’s trying to avoid herpes comments.
@hey_crabman but Chad kept kissing him tho 👀
Face aids from that weirdo Ian
Bring back the Pokémon card openings!!!!
Max is hiding his jonkler scars from a video they're working on called "We Became Alcoholic Batman Villains"
I was 100% not expecting Settled to show up lol
Thank you for the FF reference 19:36
Max taking, like, 10 minutes to realise they were both dressed as Fry. 😂
The Runescape part made my day... I mean my month....
Didn’t notice Darcy wearing the mindware workshop hoodie been watching those shaggers since the tattoo video
Some of the best cameos of cold ones 10:41
25:06 Actually, the answer is "slurm". The average slurm customer is looking for slurm in their slurm can
I never really thought of it until now, but Cold Ones created the perfect format for TH-cam. If a viewer gets a little bored of the direction the video is going they'll keep watching because they still get progressively more shitfaced and it makes everything 10x funnier.
29:16 is that meat canyon is crazy
Why do all Australians know so much about the Simpsons?
Because for 80s-90s kids it was one of the biggest cultural phenomenons worldwide and was probably the main show you wanted to watch. And then when it waned in popularity it was still constantly repeated on TV at convenient times to also be popular with 00s kids. It may be different for Americans who seemed to all have pay TV since forever, but it was relatively uncommon in Australia so you'd only have a handful of channels at best, and chances are the Simpsons was the best thing on any of them.
Us 80's/90's kids were horny for shit from the US and UK. Probably starts with cartoons which program you in a culturally similar way, helping to degrade cultural barriers. Which is why I'm now a weeb who doesn't speak Japanese.
Not too be so serious but I’m glad you guys are still kicking keeping your energy going 💙 You guys have always been funny and I am grateful that you guys matured yet still dont forget what made you, you. Thanks for the great content constantly
You azzholes make a grumpy old lady laugh hysterically. I cant thank you enough.
new cold ones right when my food got done 😫
Chad is literally the enbodiment of Y'shaarj. Man he pulled off
I think this is the drunkest I've ever seen them lmao
i always say that to myself every video they release, lol. last cold ones episode has a hospital vlog!
No way bro, Max in the "World's Strongest Beer" video takes that easily, dude pretty much passed out. Straight up nursing-home look
Only max seems to get drunk
@@donovanchilton5817where
@@donovanchilton5817timestamp it
just in time for the daily bong rip
Rips*
Their last video was the first I’ve never watched, glad just the lads are back
Step Brothers is a CLASSIC.
Classic piece of shit movie
Been binging their contect for the last few days and am rewarded with a drinking themed video. What a delight.
for real