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Editors so good at their job. I can’t tell what’s real and fake for the whole first 4 minutes
EXACTLYYY
Same reason I hate it, it's overdoing it. Couldn't tell if the sound of dancing cactuses was real or edited (likely edited).
@@laden6675 Dude those things sound demonic, you just if you get a feedback loop going, eventually it just devolves into hellish sounds
@@laden6675 nu uh
I agree it's crazy but bit overdone
Darcy is a good dude he’s keeping the toddlers in check
Put respect on Darcy for trying to set up a bit with the cacti. My guy needs a raise
Haha he blew his raise on the robot that doesn't robot
The cactus also plays music btw
YES! 69 People liked my post!! ohhh yeah...
Over the course of Darcy joining, we’ve gotten to see him grow a lot which is super awesome. He used to be seem relatively camera shy and didn’t know what he could get away with saying, and what he could, but now he’s brilliant. Great job Darcy.
than the bastard blew 4k on robot that doesn't work.
@@ktrn6713thats content baby
If Darcy hadn't stopped Max, he definitely was going to swallow that camera and watch it go down😂😂
certified toddler moment
Lol 😆
when he immediately says "I'm swallowing that" after seeing the tiny camera his tone sounds so remorseful, like he wishes he didn't have to swallow it, but he knows there's no way he can stop himself from doing it.
I love Darcey's confidence recently; we actually see his personality now lol
I can't believe he got fired and replaced by a robot. sad world we are living in mate
Ok
I believe in Scott supremacy
@@connordelaney6254 tjsts facz
He’s getting too confident. No chance he’s not embezzling
8:48 the part where the cactuses are just screaming in horror as their bodies are strewn across the ground made me burst out laughing in a silent classroom. worth it.
I wanna talk to you ❤️.
Hahah, i'm the guy at the end using the tiktok gun!!!😂
Didnt expect appearing on your video being a fan of yours...
fkng lov u guys❤
Cool bro
@@austins.2495 thnx buddy!
I have pirate aids
Faaaak te amo Ratta
How much the CCP pay you boy
Yo for the failed robot, im like 1000% sure you can find someone to modify it to be programmed to follow a path system, then convert the holding space into a mini cooler so you got a robot grog server
Totally. Worst case it doesn't work so.... New potted plant
i agree! we need to see the robot be revived!!! ^w^
@@mikayla_collie We need to fight for a robot revival
@sleepyebbie2267 yes! Absolutely! I agree! :3
give it to michael reeves
Literally all that alarm clock needs to be an actual good product is to start making the coffee 5 minutes before the alarm is set to go off
idk, in that case I feel like I'd burn myself if I tried to switch it off
that would probably wake you up too so it's a bonus.@@juliamavroidi8601
the thing is 99% of coffee makers already have a alarm setting that brews at a certain time, it's just a shitty mr coffee
Ah yes, malfunction and you wake up to burnting hot water on your face
@@honkycat5442 damn really I want one
The editing is honestly top teir in these videos. Even the subtle things for fans such as the "I have water aids" subtitle. Its just perfect 😂
Thought the same lol
6:51 When Max said he hated the subtitles, I felt that. I did too.
Heckin rude.
The only duo more iconic than Max and Chad is Max and the fear of electric shocks
bro will eat plastic and chinese cancer strofoam, but is afraid of a tiny little shock
if ur wondering why Max is afraid of electro shocks, it's cuz he has ptsd from the filthy frank vid with idubbbz with a shock collar
@@John-Xa true classic
@@Mexiturtle345 i've never understood why he's such a pussy when it comes to electricity but how with anything else he's probably about as insane as steve-o
8:37 *THE SCREAMS OF HELL*
Torture at its finest
Max's tipsy hysterical laughter always puts a smile on my face
Not even 5 minutes in and Max is already covered in milk and cereal
Shit got me rolling
@@dantechatterton-armstrong2262 a goron said this
Love how Darcy cares for the special men
14:57 I love this type of stuff. You dont knwo how nice it is until you have it. The ability to pause literally any drink and come back at any time. Soda, beer, I use re-usable corks for glass bottles for cola an stuff. It means you no longer feel obligated to drink more than you need because you know it wont ever go flat.
Those tiny rc cars with the cameras look like so much fun I’m actually going to order some 😂
let me know how it goes, I want to order so bad 😂
If you find where to get them from lmk
Where do you find them
Max and Chad never fail to fill us up to the brim with their content
max and chad never fail to fill me up with their long content
Jesus Christ get a new joke
Ok
@@NoooiiiissseeeNo
@@dafuzzbear7711 Imagine being proud of being an NPC your whole life lmao
Darcy is becoming such a solid addition to the videos love his personality rn
Darcy should remain as a long term side character always cool to see the guys behind the scenes having fun too.
17:39 "nah this is fucked up, im seeing the back of my own head" got me cracking
Darcy fighting for his life in this video 😂
"who the fuck eating cereal in the car"
dennis from always sunny would like to have a word
As a Darcy myself, I have to give credit to the amount of effort Darcy puts into these videos. Truly inspiring stuff.
Chad looked genuinely upset at how much that robot cost lmao
I would be terrified if I was Darcy 😂
I love how Darcy is the only sensible and responsible adult here 😂
was gonna disagree a bit but with the water guns i agree 100% now especially when he said "stop fucking around" he sounded like a pissed off parent lol
Kind of his job
Minus the part where he blew $4,000 on a paperweight
which one is that, the guy who spent $4k AUD for the scam tiktok robot?
@@timothyvongremp5282 yeah
3 Cold Ones videos in the past 3 weeks?!! Mr Beast is real!!! My prayers have been answered!!!
I always root for Chad to win any challenge since Max wins them so easily. But now after seeing him win the water gun fight, I understand why he was nerfed to rarely win anything.
8:26 LMFAO OUT OF EVERYTHING HE COULD’VE SAID💀💀💀
when the mini cacti started screaming when Max was slashing is sword had me dying hahahaha
Max needing adult guidance is the best thing about this channel.
Lol yep 😅
I swear that max and chad are the example of a toddler in a grown man's body. Poruing food over themselves, swallowing small objects, hitting each other's faces with water guns, smashing toys on the floor and table breaking them for no reason. It's unreal.
lmfaooooo @ 4:35
"can you not like.... build this for us or something"
"well I did... ya fucker"
LMAOOO
Cold Ones has been giving like old school achievement hunter vibes for me lately haha. Keep it up boys.
Ikr its so good
5:06 The metal gear rising music is top tier lol
Max always managing to find a way to eat something in every video is hilarious to me😭 of COURSE he would eat the plastic bag that contains the cereal
Yep lol 😅
Imagine living a long, quiet life as a prawn and then ending up skewered on an electric kids toy by a couple of drunks
these editors need a raise lmfao
Best video, definitely have watched all of it already on 30x speed
So many good moments in this one. Max pouring milk and cereal all over his face was probably my favorite
16:26 the maniacal laughter kills me
You're telling me a shrimp electrocuted this man?
That bit with the Cactii had me laughing hysterically. My sense of humour is fucked.
The dynamic between them all is so good I feel this is gonna be the best year of cold ones yet
Australia needs to make their motto "you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?" already
If you could hack that robot to be remote controlled, it'd make an excellent "mobile ice bucket" for grogs
All the things Max puts in his body in these videos and he's worried about a novelty electricity toy 😂
8:39 the cold ones made murder a group of singing cacti while they scream
from the last week i have watch 30+ of ur vids from trying drinks around the world 1and 2 and videos from 2 years ago and honestly its been amazing my recommended is always filled with you and its great
the glass over the rc car like a spider was a stroke of genius
The milk en cereal part of Max made me cry of laughter
16:43 Max’s dead eyed smile kills me
I'm majoring in electrical engineering if you want someone to fix up the robot for y'all, or at the very least make it remote controlled or something
disabled Rhett and Link
3:02 YOU DID NOT JUST DROP SUBWAY SURFERS YOU DIRTY DAWGS, props to editors as always
Max is the reason small toys have warnings saying not to swallow
I love them, the whole crew. Yall are great, and your content is GREATLY appreciated!
I love that cold ones spirals into chaos every episode
Max cutting down the screaming cacti 🌵 destroyed me lol
the cold ones crew is the best, never let them go
23:36 max having a flashback
"EGG"
Chad never fails to put an obese smile on my face
Toddler when they see small objects: 17:10
Their friendship is just wonderful
And now we know where the Marge plush came from
i cant stop laughing max being the weird kid eating "the skin" aka PLASTIC BAG on the bus 4:17 fucking brilliant edit
Their studio filming sessions are amazing
8:48 The screaming noise with it had me in tears.
FYES!! I really like how they bring back the good old times of yt! Max and Chad didn't changed at all!
I love how Max is the only one concerned about touching a literal lightning rod.
then he eats plastic
@@Devilish__ Hes also eaten vomit. The man is a human garbage disposal.
its literally NOT a lightning rod.
@@newp0rtidk bro. That comment has 55 likes. Yours has 0. That means they are correct and you're jealous.
Does one of you know what that thing is called by chance?? Haha 😅
That thumbnail is amazing - its like an old horror VHS cover! It needs to be a print!
This is exactly the right level of madness.
you guys post a lot lately it makes me really happy, thank you fr
5:25 - When max goes NOOO with the flying boss 😂
Had me dying
I wanna talk to you ❤️
After reading that title I'm surprised you didn't have to tie max up in chains to get him to do this vid
This is why I'll never stop watching either of these two goobers, classic cold ones
I just wanted to say thanks for making me laugh and feel like I'm clowning around with some friends. Its been hard these days and your videos gave me some relief. 🎉
We are four minutes into a video and Max has already coated himself in milk
9:30 imagine stealing a cop's gun with this
It's super nice seeing Darcy a lot more!! ❤❤
I just love Darcy's cackling in the background at the beginning
1:27 Max bolted so fast as soon as it started 😂
3:54 "Here ya go gEnIuS..." 😂😂😂😂😂
THE best channel on youtube. Nostalgic as hell.
Water gun instructions: “do not shoot at faces”, Max and Chad, shoots at faces… 😂 cannot be trusted ahahaha!
I have Water aids lmao
21:41
Nah seeing max’s facial expression after getting shot in the face followed by “I’m gonna take your f***ing retina out” I’d be horrified if I was Chad 💀
The insane part is why didnt the coffee maker just start the process five minutes before the alarm
Max slaughtering screaming cacti with a katana while Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 music plays in the background goes hard
21:32 "Chequen"
-Max 2023
18:42 genuinely a fun asthetic. Could be turned into a music video.
Agreed! Lo-fi/phonk vibes
@@JJ_0134late 90s style horror core definitely.
the best cold ones the entire year
rip chad. fly high king 🕊
7:49 Darcy's inner kindergarten teacher coming out
7:14 is some great foreshadowing
I love how the crew shout at Max and Chad like parents lmfao
My serotonin levels spike when I see a Cold Ones upload