We Tried REAL vs. KNOCK-OFF Alcohol
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Baiting us with Grog and Worldwide in the same sentence
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If only...
I need some grog on the UK 🇬🇧
Thanks for having me, Chad and Max of Cold Ones!
Omg
You bricked Chad up
Who are you?
You look breedable
What’s up jackass
I love how Ted swindled his way from last all the way to having Max and Chad rock paper scissors over that wretched pint while he sat in the middle smugly watching. A true American~
americans playing aussies like fiddles once again, they can't keep getting away with it!!!!!!!!
@@Frank-qn7de The rock paper scissors was nothing but a smoke screen!
Treachery is the Merican way
I also love how Ted goes murder mode when he gets drunk enough
American craftiness
Chad the MVP this video. Dude finally won one of these quiz videos and still drank the slop without argument. Mad respect for the commitment cuz he knew the other 2 weren't doing it.
DaRoachDoggJr
Ted made this video unwatchable for me
Brother
*rubs big belly*
*scrunches toes*
Is that a RoachDoggjr I see?
crazy seeing da roach dogg jr in the wild
"back when you guys used to be good"
"at least we fucking post videos"
jesus christ that comeback 😭
Japan vlogs when
It’s been 11 months since max opened the cardboard on that channel
Legit curious but is there a reason as to why Ted stopped uploading videos like he use to?
@miirico5398 felloff
@miirico5398 the efoort he puts into it is definitely one, but i dont think youtube is a major priority in his life, and if i recall, he might have said that. he also does podcasts and stuff that tske up a lot of other time.
How did ted avoid being in contention of drinking the kings cup by just saying you two should play rock paper scissors lmao
acahol
Realpolitik
the power of alcohol
level 10 charisma stat build
Deadass deflection at its finest
Chad drank that because he is a man. He did not have to give away a point, he won the impromptu competition that he did not even have to partake in, and he agreed to the bonus round thing for some reason.
He defended his friends from pain by taking it upon himself, Chad is Jesus.
he salvaged the video, a hero to us all
Jesus fucking christ how big was the cross?
“Pick an American time”
Max - “9.11” 😂😂😂😂😂
He aint wrong
I mean, that qualifies
He's technically right tho😂😂
Somebody must be trolling you. They sent 3 parrots to your replies lol.
Ted is a true negotiator. He talked his way out of that drink so damn well.
Poor chad, actually won that one fair and square and still ended up getting the batch of shit
This made me so sad 💔 bro drank the most, guessed the most, and still got hazed 😔
Bullying😅
wdym, he lost
@@bobclack3256 You reading comprehension sucks.
@@Sugarpeach222 and he was running the ship the whole time too !
I actually feel bad for chad. I never thought I would experience this emotion but seeing him truly confused saying “but how? I’m 3 points ahead...” really tugs on my heart strings.
Same, just want to see my boy win for once...
Poor guy got totally dismissed
I swear 🥺 that was fucked up. He’s a goat for taking it tho
I felt the same way and then recalled him adding in extra bullshit the entire time when he was ahead and felt less bad 😂
@@marcelly715 but that's also chad's whole role in this channel is to make things extreme and interesting, sometimes takes it too far but that's what gets views
Honestly so cool to see that Cold ones is still improving every video. This was honestly my favourite as was the last one before that. I also really like it when guest just get intergrated into a video like now!
I also really love how Darcy is becoming a main presence in video’s as well. I was rolling watching him whisper to Max.
Imo no one’s gotta puke or be flat out drunk to make a good vid. Stay healthy and keep up the good work!
Ted randomly being there for the choas is like a fever dream
is chad getting skinnier or is ted getting fatter
@@redmist6630 Chad does look pretty thin I didnt even notice till you meantioned it
@@JKennedy0204drugs
@@redmist6630 ched
ted was the chaos
i didnt expect him to break everything
MaxMoeFoePokemon saying "At least we upload videos" is peak comedy. 😂
MaxMoeFoeJapanVlogs
As soon as he said that, I thought the same thing
Literally any of his channels, he only does cold ones now
Just upload the Japan vlogs Max!!
He said “we”
31:18 I've never seen Chad this mad LMAOOOOO
Ted casually exiting himself out of the Rock Paper Scissors while Chad and Max don’t even give it a second thought.
He cheated so obviously on 14:50 😭
@@grahh7234wait how is that cheating
@@kirihara147 Look how long it took him to select his answer, Ted was definitely waiting for Chad and Max to answer first
@@grahh7234 I get what you are saying but it's not like they know for sure themselves lol. And also he's competing against them so at best he's just getting a point along with them. I think it was more of a foggy drunk brain moment
Ted saying “your audience is gonna hate me” is funny because it’s the same audience
Is it really? I’ve seen him but would never watch him I wouldn’t have guessed there’d be much overlap
Exactly lol
Fr
I watch both so I guess it’s right but I don’t consider him in the same realm as max and chad. Both the channels are vastly different and their friend groups each make way different videos imo
In my case he's right. But who the fuck's askin
Chad got SHAFTED in this video haha. Bro was winning the whole time but somehow lost in the end
It's so cool you got Television on the show! I remember when I saw him in person at a baseball game, and he took one of the players' bats and smashed in my kneecaps! That's a day I'll always cherish.
A Kentucky bourbon from Buffalo Trace Distillery being called the knockoff of Jack Daniel's Tennessee whiskey. That one hurt. lol!
i saw it in the thumbnail and was hoping it wasnt gonna be the case lmao
Benchmark is pretty ass if it’s not barrel proof or bottled in bond tbh
@@pastortroy4life but it is neither a Tennessee whiskey or an Aldi generic
@@pastortroy4lifebenchmark is a great well bourbon at bars generally though lol
@@pastortroy4lifedespite that it’s still better than jack imo
23:08 pick a number between 1 & 10. Max- "Pick a time that's American, 9/11"😂
20:00 Ted just throws the beer at his open mouth and spills half of it 😂
he did do the gullet thing tho
You guys HAVE to get Schlatt now. That's just how the world works.
Feels like that should’ve been a double whammy
Schlatt would be totally down ,but he can't because of his alcohol problem.
@@empty_set_he has no problem with drinking wym
"Schlight Risk" isn't allowed to leave the country to head down under after what he did in '99.
I don't think he's allowed back into the commonwealth since the incident...
Chad is surprisingly the chill one this time around 😂
or you could say COLD ONE ;)
Editing Max's teeth to be yellower was class, nice one editor!
Really? I thought they were edited as whiter than usual to cover up max's grimey cheese teeth
Or when he mentioned his tooth breaking, you could actually see one of his teeth missing for a moment.
The subtle editing is amazing as always
(13:50)
I fear for Max and Chad's safety, they're acting as if everything's fine while sitting next to a crazed felon!
Hope tedd left them with their kneecaps in tact
He broke my both my kneecaps
what? thats ted not jerma???
@@Beefaroni_Bert jerma wasn’t the first person to commit violent assault you know
@@Troshock wow so original
Chad and Max are such an unreal team. I love them together! Ted was great to see on the show! Feel bad for Chad for getting teamed up on this time around lol.
Idubbbz is looking much healthier in this one
I spat my drink when I read this
You were lobotomized
this could've been idubbz w/o the tattoo appointments
The Idubbbz hatetrain is never going to stop, all aboard choo choo (_)_)======D~~~
@@myboysd5772 its all braindead turkey tom fans and incels
go figure the fans of the extreme alcoholics are better at being normal people
16:13 “I need five seconds to have a brake for five seconds is that chill?” New sound bite
14:13 “hey Jaime pull that up” killed me
"Hey Jamie pull that up" was definitely slept on, great comedy
27:33 the noise they added for Max opening his mouth killed me😂
This guy looks like he’d skip his wife’s tattoo appointment for the boys wedding, what a fun dude
Darcy's acting as the bottle of Vodka was impeccable
For the first second I thought max wasn’t in the video and my heart dropped lmao
I thought they’d do a bit where Ted was Max for a bit
I thought he just drastically changed his appearance ngl lol
I thought he got a haircut
You can tell Chad was annoyed as fuck when he started breaking those glasses lol
I was skeptical when I saw the thumbnail but Ted was a way better guest for this than I thought he’d be. He has the rare talent of being able to get super drunk and still make legitimately good jokes
its nice having someone that isnt a straight up alcoholic like max and chad. his reactions are similar to mine. idk how they skull the nastiest alcohol and not react.
@@newp0rt That's a weird way to spell Australian, there's too many c's in there
Better than Ian
@@kibsz7509 rent free
im Tedding my Nivison rn
I'M TEDDING SO HARD RN
@@personstandingup oh hell yeah
i ted so hard i started seeing nivisons
Who up
me too
13:48 why is nobody talking about the flawless editing here, props to the bloke editing the video.
"pick a time that's american; 9 11?" Holy shit, Max, the underrated joke of the video.
Also, for once. I feel bad for Chad, he got gaslit into drinking that slop. And never heard of Ted, but he was fuckin funny, glad you guys had him on
I watch Ted and he surprisingly fit right in with the vibes of the show. Great episode.
timestamp?
@@milkhandler can't quite remember, sorry m8, it was near the middle-ish of the video.
@@milkhandler 23:09
@@ShinyEevee39 no, you're very childish.
I never thought Ted's accent was strong but hearing him next to Max and Chad is so jarring
"Pick a time that's american... 9:11" KILLED ME
next video with nivison gonna be "GOING TO EVERY STORE THAT SELLS GROG IN AUSTRALIA"
“Smuggling grog into the US”
The fact that Chad got 1st place but still got the punishment is the most cold ones thing ever
It's been fuck ton of years since human hair cake and vomit cake, yet these guys still manages to make me gag and feel nausous.
Love you.❤
17:36 "It's because we have all the nukes :)" damn you Ted that killed me
Didn't see Max in the thumbnail. Y'all almost gave me a heart attack thinking he got replaced
The Cold Ones editor got to be one of my favorite characters during this arc.
arc? what?
23:34 this edit was incredible, i had to go back and rewatch it because it went by so quick
the little kissy in the beginning was adorable LMAO
No
@@BANDODEZ yes
There’s no way those niggas kissed💀💀💀💀💀💀
Gay as fuck
Goddamn max being a G for the guest at 16:45 and Chad is just being the usual menace! It’s a classic cold ones dynamic
chad needs an award for being that chill about completely being screwed at the end when he technically won. 11/10 chad but side note we need to see more of these three getting absolutely wasted cause what a trio: chad actually being sane while ted and max just smash shit all over the set had me choking
bread bivison
true
Max makes me feel weird feelings I've never felt before
hes a married lesbian
I read this as the most unflattering frame of max possible was on screen
Machinarium
Long live machinarium
@@ilikefood1609 which one WAS flattering
it's been literally a year since i've watched cold ones and as soon as i watch the newest video i see ted and for context before i watched this the last TWO videos had ted as a guest
ted refusing that he's bisexual on chuckle sandwich but kissing max and chad in the first minute of the video
MAX CHAD IVE BEEN EDGING FOR A NEW VIDEO THANK YOU SO MUCH
I would never expect them all to be in the same video, but I think they have great chemistry
15:44 "Yeahhhh" Lmaoooooooo fkinnn iconic
Ted really said he's getting his kisses in with the cold bois ASAP
Kudos to Chad for being a team player even though he won by a mile, sorry, I mean a kilometer!
its funny how ted has a better dynamic with the two than idubbbz who's literally been their friend for years.
Love Ted, love cold ones, love comparing name brands and store brands. Great day for me personally
Max and Ted in the same video isn’t the collab I expected but I so desperately needed
This hilarious because I literally just started my new job at Aldi this week. I actually think it's super slept on as a store. Cold Ones x Ted Nivision was the collab I've always wanted
In America Aldi is such a good deal and a lot of the products omit chemicals that name brands use. Produce and meat are so fucking hit or miss though
I cannot stress enough how unexpected the Ted cameo was, and i am HERE for it
I honestly like this Ted better than video Ted where he's "on". He's so funny naturally
I was thinking the same thing
I don’t usually laugh out loud to videos but this one had me cackling! Loved the vibe of Ted with the boys, I’m praying for a Schlatt colab after this!
agreed we need "Schlatt" on this lmao
Max's jaw sounding like screeching metal is the editing im here for.
Ted getting shit faced is something I haven’t seen on TH-cam since he put out his greening out video 😭🖤🖤🖤
8:55 deck 16. Good choice editor, I see you 👌
My heartrate doubles when 'Go Down' starts playing
Chad won the chugging competition hands down. He didn't spill a single drop and basically finished it as fast as the other guy. I'd also argue that the other guy didn't drink as much liquid so he finished prematurely.
Glad Ted and Chad decided to bring in Max as a guest. He meshed well with them!
that kiss in the start reminds me of the good old days with filthy and idubbbz
1:18 jokes on you ted, I'm a fan of both of you
Benchmark is a Buffalo Trace product, and their distillery was founded in 1775, while Jack Daniels was founded in 1886. Benchmark was made in the 1960s as a tribute to the 3 brothers that started Buffalo Trace, and they actually have 4 or 5 different blends. It's not the best in the world, but has a reputation for being decent for the price. It's far from a knockoff, just budget friendly.
that's actually really interesting, ill have to let my brother know cause he likes whiskey! i wont be able to tell the difference
If you told 15 year-old me that in 2024 a Cold Ones video with Ted Nivision had more chemistry than a video with IDubbz, I wouldn’t believe you one bit
Thank you for getting me into drinking and alcoholism. Has helped with the pain recently. 👌🏻
I thought the thumbnail was chad and max with a haircut 😂
New cold ones episode dropped! Finally more drunk guys doing stupid shit.
Best video yet. Pure comedy and some of those lines 😂
Normalize lovingly kissing your homies, it just happened for me and guaranteed my favorite part of the episode
I saw the thumbnail and my first thought was
"Why does max look like ted nivison"
max is such a cutie patootie, hes so nice to his guests
Ted's Aussie accent is amazing, had me in stitches
The look of anger and lack of professionalism when Ted went back to break that final glass bottle was a moment of glory. It screamed “I will never have him on this show again” but Chad please. Please bring Ted back.
23:11 "pick a time thats american; 9-11?" 😂😂😂
31:12 my stomach is wrenching 😂
chad pulling through like a king.
INSANE collab, please keep doing more of these
I love cold ones. I wish Australia was real
JUSTICE FOR CHAD!
paddle pops were easy to tell because they’re always a sort of gradient of colours mixed together but the aldi one was very distinct seperate colours
"This smells like Forever-chemicals" had me in stitches for some reason.
As an American, that American time graphic with the eagle screech and guns was absolutely beautiful
Ted saying get effed b and smacking shit was so funny
me gettin kinda mad when ted FALSELY claimed that there are no beer sommeliers (around 18:00) made me realize what a fucking NERD I am.
Chad was done dirty 😢
Ted is the LAST guest I expected on Cold Ones, but I'm fucking HERE for it! Cheers lads.
Chad shouldn'tve had to drink for real. He won the chug with ted hands down, still gave up a point and was still 3 points ahead. Y'all did him dirty AF
You just want his big Australian meat