33:30 "Ohhhh ahh ah ah ah ahhhhh... leather belt" fucking sent me. The fact Chad thinks to reference a 15+ year old WoW meme in that scenario is so good
Kevin Hart owns a tequila brand called Gran Coramino, and knowing how much the boys hate tequila, I was actually a little disappointed when Darcy marked him as an imposter.
Painting your face black isn't actually racist, because that is not blackface. If you are doing it with the intent to blackface and/or draw the traditional blackface onto your face, then yeah it enters the racist territory.
@@Cobalt985 i havent watched in years, im pretty sure i remember him briefly being hospitalized because his body couldnt handle alcohol like it used to.
Cold Ones has honestly restored my faith in TH-cam content, for years everything has felt so stale to me but seeing these two fuckheads just bullshit their way through videos being a hilarious duo is just so refreshing, glad to say I'm a fan
Welcome to what used to be the golden age of YT. Max is from that era. "Anythingforviews" (Chad) was a tag along friend every now and then that would do anything, lol. Those two, HowToBasic, Filthy Frank & Idubbbz used to collaborate and make some really good vids :p Although, back then, HowToBasic would always hide behind the camera.
@@mastershifoo5045It's called Asian flush and it just means that his body cant process alcohol normally. If someone with Asian flush drinks too much alcohol it causes damage to your body much faster than to people without it.
You guys simultaneously have some of the best production on youtube and the lowest effort. You guys hire such funny/quality editors and your assistant host in this video is killing it.
@0:21 Did anyone notice how Chad literally jinxed himself for the future in the beginning “will be the final time that Darcy will is able to make us disable .. for content” 😳😭
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Drinking gog rn
Grog be drinking GROGGG
you guys are the sole reason i practice voice acting with an Australian accent, cheers fam
balls
I looooooove opera gx(not sponsored)
I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.
he’s such a cool little fella
i read that in my head in maxs voice
This is untrue. You are a liar and a fraud!
What a funny little character!
😂 that and the editing every vids it’s awesome
I like that Darcy gets more and more screen time in these videos. Watching him sass Max and Chad all the time is hilarious. Keepin em humble
Could Not agree more lol Loving it
Yes!!!!😂😂😂😂
Plus he’s soo cute hehe 🌸
Nah hes annoying
The knickers ad lib was killer
They were so scared of the “Knicker” jokes 😂😅
my knicker 😂
Max acting like he was gonna move along before dragging Chad back into killed me
Hey man the Beatles got a song banned for the K word.
Knicker jokes and then the blackface bit at the end LMAO
Look up a clip from the Arthur called “Knitter”
I love when Darcy has to run into shot to stop them like a father stopping his infant from eating tide pods.
The knicker sequence is the funniest shit ever
mmmmmmmyyy knickers
Knicker? I hardly know her!
that and then accidental B-Face later on xD
“My knicker” had me dying 😂
Knicker please
of all the things they've done, I can't believe celebrity trivia was what put someone in the hospital
What do you mean?? Who went to hospital?
give that man a grog
@@thomascollocott Did you not see the end of the video?
what they've done on this channel is nothing, after what these guys did with filthy frank they could eat nails and be just fine
Chad fell at the very end not related to the actually vid content. @thomascollocott
26:35
Max: can you help me? as a friend... :(
Chad: No! You Lost!
Max:... as a mate? 🥺
Chad: ok
Fcking drunk astraulians so cute
Adorable 🥺
never ever dog your mates
@@T3rmin4t0rN but mate your dog has "got" you, cant fail him now
Sober Australians dont exist
They like to mate
So much love for Darcy
he prepares all of this madness
and then babysits Max and Chad
Thank you Darcy
chad has become more mentally stable than max
I think it’s been that way for a while now haha
He has a threshold and once he passes it he goes crazy
facts he seemed simultaneously way smarter yet dumber than usual
Marriage effect
Pinky and the brain vibes
Chad always falling over in slow motion 😂
poor chad, cant catch a break lol
They ain’t gonna be releasing a new video for a while now because of that ☠️
cmon mayne
@@RyderL2002He did, he broke his foot
When is the next crossover gonna happen
33:30 "Ohhhh ahh ah ah ah ahhhhh... leather belt" fucking sent me. The fact Chad thinks to reference a 15+ year old WoW meme in that scenario is so good
AHH OHH
level 18??
4 strength 4 stam
@@thepotatoking6876Tis times essence in word form; The holy "4 strength 4 stam leather belt?" meme
VentertainMe, good times ^^
Kevin Hart owns a tequila brand called Gran Coramino, and knowing how much the boys hate tequila, I was actually a little disappointed when Darcy marked him as an imposter.
those ads are so annoying
Yea. Thats like the only guy I knew had an alchohol brand on the list
Agreed
Bought a bottle because I thought it looked neat. It's pretty decent tequila, albeit a little overpriced.
@@aarongilmore4261 there's no such thing as decent tequila
I like how Darcy lovingly wipes the paint off of Chad before Chad attempts accidental racism and then he vigorously scrubs his face like hes a toddler
Lol I haven't gotten to that yet. That sounds hilarious. 😂
Painting your face black isn't actually racist, because that is not blackface. If you are doing it with the intent to blackface and/or draw the traditional blackface onto your face, then yeah it enters the racist territory.
@@idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere yep 👍🏻
blackface legit didn't even cross my mind.. i wondered why tf they were blurring it and rushing to his aid. the woke shit is out of control man
@@reanimationxp lol 😆
I love how Chad is completely fluid while Max turns into a Flip-O-Rama comic at 17:53
Bro that specific scene had me spit my fucking food out! 🤣 I was dying!
Darcy deserves mad love for going above and beyond with these videos, bro did trivia and came in with the hoops for the Lebron question
darcy is an important pillar of society
Being a worker miles away from home, living alone, I play these videos every night to keep me happy. Its like having ur homies with u. Thanks.
🫂💙
I'm in that exact same position right now power to you
Damn. Me rn.
I love the bit where Max and Chad just lose it and start smacking the board with their pointers. No explanation, just violence.
I was dyinggg loll
Autism was making the decisions
Gordon did nothing max gave no fucks
I love how markiplier is 'whose this guy'
yeah it evan funnier if you know that they have a statsu of his head
markiplier is also the most obvious 'impostor' because the dude can't even sample his own alcohol if he made one to see if it's good
@@TheVincenzoGaming sample yes drink no
@@the-official-master-gamerlmao yeah he's on record saying he doesn't drink much because he's Korean and it hits him really hard
@@Cobalt985 i havent watched in years, im pretty sure i remember him briefly being hospitalized because his body couldnt handle alcohol like it used to.
OperaGX pulling their sponsorship after hearing the “knickers” bit
It's okay they still have Oprah gx
hell naw bruh u aint seen what OperaGX be tweeting man they wild like that 😭🙏
operagx doubling down on their sponsorship after hearing that**
The sponsor is the regular opera browser, not gx. Also, they have been caught with Chinese spyware before
but its for gamers, the'd never
The opera sponsor feels like im watching interdimentional cable
"welcome to the internet"
the edit feels like acid
When Max said "My Knicker" I lost it just like Chad did
What's up my Knicker?
@@KomBackHordz all good
The Knicker bit was the hardest I've ever laughed at Cold Ones 😂
Them knickers tripping!
frr😂😂
for me it was probably when they set the office on fire
My knicker 😂 11:37
That was the most i cringed
Cold Ones has honestly restored my faith in TH-cam content, for years everything has felt so stale to me but seeing these two fuckheads just bullshit their way through videos being a hilarious duo is just so refreshing, glad to say I'm a fan
These dudes been here since 2011
Welcome to what used to be the golden age of YT. Max is from that era. "Anythingforviews" (Chad) was a tag along friend every now and then that would do anything, lol. Those two, HowToBasic, Filthy Frank & Idubbbz used to collaborate and make some really good vids :p Although, back then, HowToBasic would always hide behind the camera.
Shut up ur just depressed
@@Xnate13X using ":p" lmao
@@alexstromberg7696 using "lmao"...
Max made the Knicker part so damn funny I can't believe it! And at the endeven Darcy chimed in and damn it's priceless!
“He’d make a cocaine” while pointing at Charlie Sheen was fucking gold. Burst out laughing at that one
Easily the funniest channel on youtube. Darcy is such a good addition to these guys, they work so well together.
its good views but its gotta be a bit demoralizing to work so hard on some of this knowing its gonna be drunk fodder lol
I hate darcy with a passion, worst thing ever to happen to cold ones.
@@hunterstrams8400how come you hate him with a passion ?
boooooooo @@hunterstrams8400
@@hunterstrams8400i hate him with banana
6:20 That whole Lizzo bit had me dying of laughter. Thanks guys!
I will forever remember her unintentional 2800 cal per meal diet videos. She helped me bulk.
@BollywoodNewzzbot
@BollywoodNewzzshut up like begger
If you got bit by Lizzo you’d be in cut in two! I’m just joking I’m just joking
It's funny cuz it is true. That whale......
10:37 "kevin heart doesn't have an alcohol"
guess they forgot about his tequila
That’s what I was thinking
32:30 Darcy knew his job was on the line so he took action 😭😭
What was the issue did he get the paint on his eye
@@theinternetview2401Black face
@@theinternetview2401black face
@@theinternetview2401 By smearing black paint on his face, it could be interpreted as blackface. Obv unintentional but still funny
@@LaEmporoarmy dumbass was thinking he accidentally finished the swastika 😂
I will say it as many times as is needed!
We need Scott and Darcy to drink with Max and Chad on an episode!
They already do by proxy most times
Swap them, Max & Chad run the game and Scott & Darcy drink
i think they should do an old fashioned podcast episode with them
A versus game
What happened to Scott?
Max: wary about Chad’s knicker jokes
2 seconds later: my knicker
So, Rhett And Link in the morning,
Chad and Max at night
real
10:49 this whole sequence paired with the Yakuza 0 sidestory music is perfect
Oh shit, i didnt even recognize it lmao
the editor defo needs a pay rise, its always one of my favourite things about these videos!
fully agree :)
absolutely
He gets paid enough
Used to be twomad 😮😢😮😢😮
The fake Elon in the background totally caught me off guard lol
I love that they put Markiplier on there despite him being deathly allergic to alcohol
I've had drinks with him before tho
real?
he is on a pure milk diet so no alchol
I'm pretty sure all people are allergic to poison
@@mastershifoo5045It's called Asian flush and it just means that his body cant process alcohol normally. If someone with Asian flush drinks too much alcohol it causes damage to your body much faster than to people without it.
28:35 best moment
"yawanohowegot these scars?? paul simmons."
Gigabeer is simultaneously the worst and best name ever
Finally
Gigabeer
Knickerbeer
Giga Beer + Chad.
My brother used to have a crayon box were he kept his allowance the beers I'd buy with his money were so sweet I swear
Very on brand with Elon lol
The knickers joke just keeps goin shit got me crackin up wild, darcy needs to put those shock collars back on
11:20 for a moment Chad and Max returned to their 2015 era and I loved it
When people could take a joke
@@prestachio9601 jesus, shut up
man that shit was so funny, take me back 😭
on the patreon after max said "my knicker" he said that they need to make some waves lol,
2015 might be returning
Idubbbz would’ve melted if he saw that
This episode was insane; funniest one since a long time with the knicker, black face and the other jokes lmao
Editing deserves an award (as always)
idk whos behind these concepts and things but he deserves a raise too
The Chris Chan Axe edit got me good
The amount of glass that's been shattered on that floor must be off the charts by now
This episode had everything, celebrities,a roast, trivia, knickers, black and white face, basketball and friendship 😂
Don’t forget Maxs arse crack.
And a broken ass ankle 😂
And stupid decisions that entail drinking copious amounts of alcohol then setting off a road flare indoors :)
Max becomes a chaotic peer pressure king when he gets drunk it’s ridiculous
Max disgusted and turning into a cyber truck had me rolling. I’ve said it before you guys have the best editors ever
Rip twomad
OMG THE EDITOR
OMG THE EDITS IM FINNA BUST 😩😩💦
My favorite part of a cold ones episode is how max slowly goes insane.
Darcy put so much into planning the basketball game and the lads wreck everything so quickly. 😂
the second a drop of the good stuff hits their veins they break out the golf clubs and start wrecking the place
As a brit I didn't even get why they reacted how they did when chad kept saying knicker, then suddenly realized. That was hilarious 😭😂
Same. I literally had to rewatch the bit to get the joke 😂😂
"British people are fucked up" - Chad
The Knicker part and the thing that almost made Darcy lose his job is Golden.
11:39 that’s the maxmoefoe we know and love
Had me laughing like he once did
Idubbbz would’ve exploded if he watched that scene
@@merucrypoison296guy is a fekkit
You guys simultaneously have some of the best production on youtube and the lowest effort. You guys hire such funny/quality editors and your assistant host in this video is killing it.
23:32 chads doing math saying “7x7=14” gets me every time (he was cooked not cooking)
Chad roasting lizzo cracked me the fuck up.
Holy fuck and the knicker bit was amazing
He just kept going in with the Lizzo roasts I didn't want it to stop LMAO
I was surprised the "circumference of Mars" question wasn't followed up with a Lizzo roast, lol.
“It smells like cake…” “LIZZO LIZZO LIZZO LIZZO”
hmm i wonder why…
@@LaurynAli27 you gonna add anything or?
23:38 "7 times 7 is 14"
Sounds about right
.
**Whisper** its 49
'by my calculations' lmaoooo nailed it
Such fast calculation! He must be a math wizard 🧙♂️🥴
“AWARD! Most candy bars eaten on a night out” fucking killed me 😂
The way he screamed “AWARD?!” incredulously 😭
5:09 the Chris Chan art was a mental flash bang I was not ready for 😂😂
11:00
The yakuza music playing in the back ground during the knickers incident 😂
YESSSS IM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED, THEY ALSO HAD THE SUB STORY COMPLETED SOUND
I'm not even kidding I'm playing Yakuza 0 and I thought the sound was from the game
I am surprised it took this long for someone to actually get seriously injured on this show.
And it didn’t involve any external object, just drunkenness lmao
The fact that it was him stumbling and not when he put the glass down and shattered the stem is wild.
Take a shot every time Chad calls a flare a fire extinguisher
Yo, the editing on this video goes so fucking hard. Good job editor person. Hella proud of you.
11:45 okay that whole bit was golden!
The knicker vs. knickers killed me it works out that they’re Australian 😂
We need an episode where Max and Chad pick the alcohol and Scott and Darcy drink
Yes
watching Cold Ones sober makes you laugh. watching Cold Ones drunk makes you jealous they can beat and break everything.
Bro whoever edits their videos is a GENIUS. Literal comedy gold
17:54 is peak editing LOOOL
17:37 finally finished my 80hr edging session
Ok that’s good cool you got it? 👍🏻
🫡
Gotta start the streak over and don’t forget to jelk daily king 💪
@@merucrypoison296cool, sweet
Darcy is a gem, love that dude
This episode felt different. I felt more energy and raw humor was put into it. Lots of heat of the moment scenes
i love chads partial eyeliner for the last part of the video
20:30 Bro a fight just broke out of nowhere
30:45 Max as the Joker, oh my god HAHA 30:50
this is my favorate yakuza substory
The amount of Yakuza music and SFX is incredible
Honestly kinda surprised that they’re aware of Yakuza or at least the editor
I wasn't expecting a Chris Chan cameo in a Cold One's video, but there he is at 5:07. The mayor of Quickville himself!
Fr, I had to rewind to confirm that I saw the mayor of cwcville
Memento mori
I had said the same thing, but I think maybe in Australia its not sold there as of yet
Fun fact, Chris actually believed / possibly still believes that axe bodyspray works just like the advertising.
18:57 Man, I always forget that Max has actually really good aim, whenever he's trying at least
chad does racism twice, goes to hospital
"that means you've killed two people now"😂😭😭 32:02
13:50 Hahaha these are coordinates to the Colonel Sanders KFC Museum in Kentucky USA
The knicker bit was amazing 😂
The chaos after every smallest movement between the two is hilarious
Loved Cold Ones since day one, and the fact EVERYONE is involved and interactions are premium among the crew is top tier 🍻
I really shouldn't be laughing at him falling like that but holy he fell in such a comical way 😭
roblox guy
Me when I promote a robux scam site:
With coom 😂
MAX, you dead ass laughed like Joker ( 30:45- 30:58 ) NOT EVEN JOKING
This is easily one of the best episodes of recent times. Max going off the rails always makes for a great one.
Chad killed with the Lizzo bit, damn near pissed meself
“Kevin Hart doesn’t have an alcohol”
Actually, yes, he does. He has a tequila. I was at one of his comedy shows, and he was promoting it there. LOL
Exactly what I was thinking when Darcy said he was an imposter
But none of the ones Darcy had picked for the video were made by him
Ive had it. Not terrible
same! promoted at a show I saw too
AkTuAlLy YES!!!111 hE dOEs LOL!!!!!111
🤣🤣🤣”My knicker”😂😂these dudes are wild 🤩🤩🤩
Max... I miss the days when you did TH-cam for fun. Love you, bro.
@21:04 chad dropping deep metaphors about celebrities without even realising
THE SHOENICE REFERENCE AT 22:24 IS EVERYTHING LOL Forgot about that guy.
@0:21 Did anyone notice how Chad literally jinxed himself for the future in the beginning “will be the final time that Darcy will is able to make us disable .. for content” 😳😭
I still can't get over how fkn good the editing is.
i love this channel sm lol just good friends getting drunk being goof balls and tbh thats a whole vibe lol
20:07 max just loves the butter dog meme
32:54 chad sounded like Peter griffin 😂
That knicker scene has to be the best comedy
Rowie just saying, “I quit” absolutely killed me
This might be my favorite video yet!
17:55 that laugh animation got me good