When you're in Sam's room for the 10 heart event and he says "Goodnight mom", they should've included an option to either stay silent or say "Goodnight, Jodi"
My character had Robin expand the house to add the nursery. On the night before the day it was finished he asked for a child. I was like "Wow, that was far more easy than I thought." Two days after it was born he said he wanted another one. And I thought "Boy. Chill."
AnSo Luett I’m married to Alex. It’s my 10 year. He asked me for a baby the 2nd day we were married. The same day the baby was born, he asked for another. I was sitting there like “boi chill ur horny ass out.”
that is strange because for me it took like a whole year, he was 13 hearts and i had the nursery, and it took until the other kid was grow for him to ask for another. WERE CAN I FIND UR SAM
DangerouslyFunny Hey df i figured out how you can get full stack of golden pumpkins in spirit's eve event. I managed to dodge the glitch where you start losing golden pumpkins after certain amount.
What’s funny is your spouse doesn’t notice your cheating on them, I’m out at night doing the 10 heart event with both Sam and Sebastian and Alex doesn’t have a clue 😂
I'm...Really attached to Stardew Valley characters. Like, don't get me wrong. I have a girlfriend, am a grown up man but this game makes me feel as bad as one can feel. When Elliot asked himself whether you're doing the right thing I felt bad :I It's virtual I know. Also Good job shooting a war vet with explosives. He probably appreciates it :D
I've got an interesting idea. Go to the wizard's place and change into a female, then wait to get pregnant. Then head back and swap into a man. Would you somehow birth a child or would it swap to adoption agency? I think it could be an interesting idea.
I’ve swapped genders using the get dressed mod. If it was a gay relationship before and you swapped during adoption either you or your spouse end up having the baby naturally. If you were pregnant before you’ll adopt.
Don't worry about the quality, it sounds and looks great and your monotonous deadpanning is just as seductive as it was before. No but actually, the difference is hardly noticable but everything does sound and seem a bit smoother.
Omg lmfao while Sam seems like a sweetheart it's just not a proper Mumps video without him being a huge buttwipe. "And because Elliott loves reading in bed I got him a soggy newspaper 😀" had me laughing so much my gut hurt
8:16 Hey, you don't say nothing. The town probably has more than enough for that considering how many times you have gotten divorced. TIMES 50.000! I think the town can even afford Nasa at this point!
I still have to get through your videos, so it *better be the final marriage* . Sam is a cute and funny snugglemuffin who *did nothing wrong and *doesn't deserve a heartbreak* . (You may guess whom my character married as soon as possible.)
Well mods are all you have left. Are you going to start a new game? Work on the stardew completion one? I know you said you considered don't starve. I think that's a good one. Vid quality was good.
I bought stardew valley because of you but I haven't watched your videos in quite a while. coming back to this video really made me appreciate your Channel so much more! XD
Derpy Atack you can put them in your stall for one of the summer festivals (can't remember what it's called smh) and Mayor Lewis gets mad and gives you some star tokens to keep quiet about it
Dude, I think I've watched one of your videos before...but I watched this one, and you had me laughing out loud at some points. I'll check out the rest of your stuff too.
Your new setup is seriously why I subscribed. Though I enjoy your comedy, there was a weird problem with audio where there was a slightly high pitched ring. Now, it is great. I look forward to more... blatantly flat comedy I love.
Fantastic video, didnt a little while ago you say you were going to do a full feild of ancient fruit and turn it all into wine? i would love to see that or really just anything from ya, keep up the good work!
Really love your videos they make me laugh and are educational too- very new to Stardew Valley. Love your sense of humour. Who has been your favourite spouse?
"Even though hes 10 hearts in-love with me, he still doesn't have time to talk to me while hes playing!" AKA the girlfriend of every guy who plays video games.. lol
When you're in Sam's room for the 10 heart event and he says "Goodnight mom", they should've included an option to either stay silent or say "Goodnight, Jodi"
YES
should have been real lmao
😂
I love that omfg 😭
damn sam is on the ball its like he knows your relationship has a time limit so he's like 'let's have babies NOW'
then he wants more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My character had Robin expand the house to add the nursery. On the night before the day it was finished he asked for a child. I was like "Wow, that was far more easy than I thought."
Two days after it was born he said he wanted another one. And I thought "Boy. Chill."
AnSo Luett I’m married to Alex. It’s my 10 year. He asked me for a baby the 2nd day we were married. The same day the baby was born, he asked for another. I was sitting there like “boi chill ur horny ass out.”
that is strange because for me it took like a whole year, he was 13 hearts and i had the nursery, and it took until the other kid was grow for him to ask for another. WERE CAN I FIND UR SAM
We're called the Alfalfas, this song is about marrying, divorcing, and getting your children turned into birds.
Oh my unholy goodness
"That's what he gets for trying too feed me a raw egg"
lmfao i Know that this commet was THREE years ago but I just wanted to say........ LMFAOOOOO!!!!
I gotta say, getting proposed to in bed doesn't seem all that bad. We can't all be sky diving lesbians like my coworkers.
im a lesbian but i dont skideevelol
@@hellworm Then you aren't doing it right.
@24magiccarrot
... I know
@@hellworm I'm just glad you got my humor, some people would read my comment and be sharpening there pitch forks.
@@24magiccarrot
Exactly
"write a song about it!" as he's jumping out the window lol
You shot an explosive slingshot ball at a War Vet with PTSD. This is the only thing I have a problem with, you monster! XD
dont worry, that isnt even close to extreme behavior by his standards.
The fact that that's all you have a problem with worries me more
This guy have a really cute laugh.
I know right
don't all psychopaths do
proudpaen yay he really does
proudpaen yay cute right?
Yayoi Vixen yes
"Good news! I'm in your bed."
15:18 Was that genuine laughter from you? Who are you and what have you done with the real DF?
BigBooty 3;50
Ill treasure this for eternity.
Rocky IV ... 3:50
Both times he was in Sam's room. Sam is the key!
R Robertson SO TRUE!
Dangerously funny:you mean by "mess" you mean leaving a trail of bombs to the door? *places bombs while going out the door*
Kent:*Vietam Flashbacks*
"Hi Marnie! You smell like Mayor Lewis." Oh my god that had me dying. XD
Dammit dude! Watching all of your videos makes TH-cam give me divorce advice adverts...
Symbro no actually you didn't search that, that's just crap you saw on cow chop. And I bet you're not even old enough to drink.
calm the fuck down, you dont have any fucking proof if hes old enough yet, but i know you probably are as i can see your unfunny channel description.
i can just imagine the confusion on someones face if someone climbs into bed with you and gives you a pizza
Magik_man I can imagine the joy of somebody climbing into my bed and giving me a pizza.
It’s a tiny, tall bed.
They will fall.
Magik_man And I’ll still get the pizza.
Esp pizza bought a week ago.
15:17
I have seen this cat millions of times
This is the first I hear you laugh in the channel
This was fantastic
Frr
Sam: Did you know that my little brother loves 'Grape'? it's his favorite.
You: Just one though, anymore and he has a seizure.
I fucking lost it
Sam: Should we adopt a baby, Mumps?
Me: Yes the world always needs more doves
OH MY GOD I KNOW YOU DONT KNOW BUT SAM'S DAD KENT WAS AT WAR AND ALL THOSE BOMBS OH BRAVO
I pretty sure he knows.
spenstarr dem flashbacks must've hit Kent hard.
spenstarr he knows
i don't think he cares about Kent at all
Bombs? its another universe, the war might have been with swords and magic for all you know lol
11:30 is that guy to the right of penny constantly twerking?
Redrar is that actually real(no mods)
omg thank you for bringing that to my attention it made me laugh so hard :D
That's left.
Yes
*Left of penny
Your voice is so fucking pleasant.
He is awesome. No disrespect but all i hear is the guy from Office Space. The one with the stapler.
Milton!
DangerouslyFunny Hey df i figured out how you can get full stack of golden pumpkins in spirit's eve event. I managed to dodge the glitch where you start losing golden pumpkins after certain amount.
p l e a s a n t
ShonkyLegs noice
Dude, I married Emily and Clint keeps trying to get with her XD
I think you gave Kent a Vietnam flashback when you shot him.
What’s funny is your spouse doesn’t notice your cheating on them, I’m out at night doing the 10 heart event with both Sam and Sebastian and Alex doesn’t have a clue 😂
i mean, alex is the dumb jock of the bunch, so him not having a clue isn't surprising.
Right 😭😭
the first 10 heart scene i got was Shane's and i felt so guilty that Alex was in the crowd watching the game with us 😂
13:11 - Eliot said he was excited to dance with Mumps at the flower dance. Nope sucker you get divorced.
I'm...Really attached to Stardew Valley characters. Like, don't get me wrong. I have a girlfriend, am a grown up man but this game makes me feel as bad as one can feel. When Elliot asked himself whether you're doing the right thing I felt bad :I
It's virtual I know.
Also Good job shooting a war vet with explosives. He probably appreciates it :D
Aww
OK I KNOW IM 3 YEARS LATE BUT SAMEE
Every second is either burn or sarcasm.
"He’s probably just a little upset because I fed the children to that witch" 🤣 Subscribed.
"All the trash is probably inside her trailer..." LOL
"Make a mess? You mean by leaving a trail of bombs out the door?" *About 20 explosions as he exits their house*
You could try to play some marriage mods sometime! :)
I know everybody secretly got the hots for mayor Lewis ;)
Leonie R HE GOTS THE HOTS FOR MARNIE
Griff C Is there by any chance a threesome mod?
It's all about Linus ;)
Captain Kidd You... I like you ;)
hahahaha XD sure
I've got an interesting idea. Go to the wizard's place and change into a female, then wait to get pregnant. Then head back and swap into a man. Would you somehow birth a child or would it swap to adoption agency? I think it could be an interesting idea.
Jacob Radske you cant turn into a woman
Oh that's fair. I thought it was one of the options. There's definitely a mod for it though which would still be interesting to see!
actually, when you change appearance you can change gender, too.
Soylu Oyuncular You can be a woman..
I’ve swapped genders using the get dressed mod. If it was a gay relationship before and you swapped during adoption either you or your spouse end up having the baby naturally. If you were pregnant before you’ll adopt.
I think hearing bombs go off around town all of the time isn't good for Kent's PTSD. Then again, it does fit in with your style of play.
i love how you talk idk why
Elmo003 ._. Its what I call Sips Syndrome. Saying funny/awful things in a deadpan tone multiplies the effect and makes it hilarious
Sam made DF laugh, he's the best husband 1000% confirmed
This looks fantastic. I noticed the quality difference immediately. Love it. Well done, and cant wait to see more :)
LOL when you said "she will probably turn you into a bird" OMG couldn't stop laughing!!!!!!
Don't worry about the quality, it sounds and looks great and your monotonous deadpanning is just as seductive as it was before. No but actually, the difference is hardly noticable but everything does sound and seem a bit smoother.
You run around with bombs and swords while sam just skates and he is considered the villain
You notice Linus staring at the dumpster at sam little band concert hah
"Why is there hay on the floor?" I lost it right there. XD
It's always funnier when something happens and you try to repress your laugh. Makes me laugh too :p
Omg lmfao while Sam seems like a sweetheart it's just not a proper Mumps video without him being a huge buttwipe. "And because Elliott loves reading in bed I got him a soggy newspaper 😀" had me laughing so much my gut hurt
8:16
Hey, you don't say nothing. The town probably has more than enough for that considering how many times you have gotten divorced. TIMES 50.000! I think the town can even afford Nasa at this point!
"thats sounds like a you problem "
AHAHahah
at 9:07 you can hear df using slingshot to shoot harvey once more, but df decided to cut the video for some reason xD
You're the reason that Lewis and Marnie tried to keep their relationship a secret in the first place, omg.
who is Sam??? don't chu mean goku????
I love how he calls his next person to marry “victims”, and how he deadpans. It’s so hilarious
That was hilarious. Also everything sounded great and looks great.
I still have to get through your videos, so it *better be the final marriage* .
Sam is a cute and funny snugglemuffin who *did nothing wrong and *doesn't deserve a heartbreak* .
(You may guess whom my character married as soon as possible.)
Quality is great! Fantastic video as always
1:01 I LAUGHED SO HARD
*he chuckled again that was cute.*
the mic quality is really good :) and when he laughed....ahhh so cute! love your videos
Well mods are all you have left. Are you going to start a new game? Work on the stardew completion one? I know you said you considered don't starve. I think that's a good one. Vid quality was good.
he has a few different game files
I didn't mean another stardew play through I meant a different game. :) I write like I think jumbly.
The new software and setup are awesome! Quality jumped up so much, it's great!
Everything was perfect. Can't wait to see more videos!
I've been waiting in anticipation for a new video by you for like ever!!!!!!
and Sam likes Joja cola especially the ones you fish out of the ocean
I laughed too much when you named your baby Mom 😂
Yay! An upload! I absolutely love this series! (stardew in general not just the marrying people)
Sir Guinea Pig MARRAIGE IS THE ULTIMATE FORM OF SELF HARM
Griff C true and it also harms another person who (hopefully) willingly entered into a binding contract with you
I bought stardew valley because of you but I haven't watched your videos in quite a while. coming back to this video really made me appreciate your Channel so much more! XD
Love the cut throat humour... It's what keeps me coming back for more
Please play the Sims in this style of gameplay :)
Half of his videos would be about a house where people go to be haunted to death
You should put the mayor's pants from Marnies bedroom in your grunge(?) display.
Then make a video when you get to the sewers.
i had a question, what happens if u give the mayor's shorts to someone?
or to marnie??
Derpy Atack you can put them in your stall for one of the summer festivals (can't remember what it's called smh) and Mayor Lewis gets mad and gives you some star tokens to keep quiet about it
lololol, rly?
Hahaha. That is so funny.
Hi DF! I'm binging your old videos and every time I hear your little laugh in them I keep coming back here :((
I just found your videos, and they're so great. Really glad I found them hahaha.
Dude, you were downright savage. So many lulzy moments! Keep up the awesome.
Dude, I think I've watched one of your videos before...but I watched this one, and you had me laughing out loud at some points. I'll check out the rest of your stuff too.
As for feedback, everything is great. I don't normally watch random internet videos like stardew valley ones, but this was totally worth my time.
This was one of your best ones yet, jeez.
At around 3:50 you hear DF slightly laugh in the middle of his sentence. Cute.
XD I swear every time you make a new video, it gets funnier.
When it says "Head for the window" I thought mumps was gonna yeet out the window lol
Yes sam is my kind of guy
Really good quality video. Keep up the good work.
i liked the fade away cuts better then then regular cut aways now
I love how that one guy in the front at the concert is just constantly twerking lol.
Love your videos! You truely are Dangerously Funny..;P
Looking forward to your next projects.:D And Congrats on the new computer.:)
Your videos are great dude. And hilarious! Keep it up!
This was hilarious!! First time viewer. This is great. Love you
Sam and you were made for each other
I've been following you since you have 3k subs. Your videos are hilarious and good. Keep up the good work! :D
Amazing and very funny video as always!!
LOL! Awesome video! The quality is great!!
This was a good video and the quality was better than before too keep it up!
oh yeah you should laugh more :) it's nice
6:05 Also, why are there two cursors???
This video was so funny
some would even say its Dangerously funny
Riley Stevenson *claps slowly*
Riley Stevenson your prof pic fits in with what you said so much
This video actually made me laugh so much I started crying.
Your new setup is seriously why I subscribed. Though I enjoy your comedy, there was a weird problem with audio where there was a slightly high pitched ring. Now, it is great. I look forward to more... blatantly flat comedy I love.
SWEET! I'm so glad he gets to keep Sam! Sam is the best! :D
Give him more pizzas and you'll unlock new dialogue just so you know!
good video quality. And finaly we are done with the marage montage.
"Good news, I'm in your bed!" trying that on the girlfriend next time...
Fantastic video, didnt a little while ago you say you were going to do a full feild of ancient fruit and turn it all into wine? i would love to see that or really just anything from ya, keep up the good work!
Really love your videos they make me laugh and are educational too- very new to Stardew Valley. Love your sense of humour. Who has been your favourite spouse?
"Even though hes 10 hearts in-love with me, he still doesn't have time to talk to me while hes playing!" AKA the girlfriend of every guy who plays video games.. lol
Everything is lookin good my dude
I saw the title and went-
“It can’t be.....no...NO-
😂😂😂
you should have picked iridium cactus fruit in the desert for sam ;)
My favorite part of the video is the 'hello everyone '
Quality is good, sound is good, editing is good and a funny video.
I love this guy. He is amazing. Can't stop watching him.