When Pierre Finds Out The Wizard Is Abigail's Father in Stardew Valley Expansion Mod

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 พ.ค. 2019
  • First Abigail finds out thanks to Junimos. Then Caroline realizes she knows, and then Pierre finds out and isn't immediately thrilled about it. This amazing mod adds a ton of great content and some very fleshed out heart events all while maintaining the charm of Stardew Valley. If you want more Stardew Valley while waiting for the 1.4 update this mod is what you want! Stardew Valley gameplay with my commentary as always!
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  • @EmeraldForester777
    @EmeraldForester777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5988

    Imagine the new guy coming into town, moving in, disappearing for three years, then reappearing to expose someone.

    • @bayurukmanajati1224
      @bayurukmanajati1224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      Probably an intelligence unit sent by the neighbouring country to destroy the village.

    • @CutestChinchilla
      @CutestChinchilla ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lol

    • @windego64
      @windego64 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Absolutely Chad

    • @D4rkkay
      @D4rkkay ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I laughed so hard at this i comment

    • @mrdarkloc1161
      @mrdarkloc1161 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @CallMeKevin please Come

  • @ZredArts
    @ZredArts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10292

    "When Abigail started developing special... Powers"
    Well no shit Caroline she eats rocks what did you expected?

    • @michealyoutube4911
      @michealyoutube4911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Zred Arts also a rock with a hardness level 7

    • @zedboiii
      @zedboiii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@michealyoutube4911 *deeper grove

    • @michealyoutube4911
      @michealyoutube4911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Zaldhy Darwin I have no idea what you mean, but sure.

    • @yunyun711
      @yunyun711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      jerryrigseverything?

    • @giannyferrari5770
      @giannyferrari5770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Wait when she says she is starving when u gift her minerals is literal??? I just thought was another strange line

  • @retromomose7535
    @retromomose7535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5358

    “I told Sebastian too he just laughed at me”
    *Wrong Sebastian never laughs.*

    • @drawer7558
      @drawer7558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      If he literally laughed what would he look like-

    • @celestedivine131
      @celestedivine131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Sebastian makes a "hm"

    • @tangycitrus7645
      @tangycitrus7645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

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    • @blccdyveins
      @blccdyveins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      He actually has a line that says “Nothing makes me smile or laugh anymore… Yes I know, I’m being dramatic.” BUT! He smiles half the time your married to him

    • @bravelittleroomba
      @bravelittleroomba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Yeah that line in this mod jumped out at me too as out of character for him. The mod seems to get Abigail's character well though.

  • @chileshems88
    @chileshems88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4958

    "Everyone cheats on everyone in this town." Holy shit, that's true. It's like a goddamn soap up in the valley.

    • @yourlocalpunkposer8107
      @yourlocalpunkposer8107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's true? Who else cheats on who?

    • @chileshems88
      @chileshems88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +474

      @@yourlocalpunkposer8107 Your farmer at any time they want.

    • @yourlocalpunkposer8107
      @yourlocalpunkposer8107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +774

      @@chileshems88 😤😤 i take my fake video game relationship with penny very seriously what are you trying to accuse me of buddy

    • @lilyshyperfixations1786
      @lilyshyperfixations1786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @@yourlocalpunkposer8107 I mean Penny had it going on with Sam while you were courting her (remember her 8 hearts event? ;) )

    • @yourlocalpunkposer8107
      @yourlocalpunkposer8107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      @@lilyshyperfixations1786 the creator of stardew valley is apparently really pissed off at people assuming that and says at that point in the relationship with the player character she no longer has feelings for Sam at all

  • @Abayas.
    @Abayas. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14675

    I just want to bring to attention something the wizard said: "I always thought one of the children in stardew valley were mine." This implies that he did not know WHICH child was his, meaning he slept with more than one of the mothers there- without protection nonetheless!

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +921

      Including Mumps'...

    • @aquamarine23456
      @aquamarine23456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1106

      Pam....

    • @suprafatadecontact
      @suprafatadecontact 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1953

      Robin? Well, Sebastian is as interested in the dark things as Abby. It makes sense...

    • @TheSpy149
      @TheSpy149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +597

      Abayas it’s Jas. Her mother is dead because of the witch

    • @arrancar5489
      @arrancar5489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +962

      Like someone else mentioned, the other mother could be Robin... Sebastian's into adventure/fantasy and has purple hair.....

  • @GodfatherPuppy
    @GodfatherPuppy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9995

    "Juminos are harmless, but they can be harmed"
    You wanna go?

    • @corgimaster6333
      @corgimaster6333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

      Picks the little thing up and yeets it into acid*

    • @Skittles0520
      @Skittles0520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Ruh roh.

    • @dayalasingh5853
      @dayalasingh5853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@corgimaster6333 * picks the little thing up and yeets it's acid

    • @GodfatherPuppy
      @GodfatherPuppy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@corgimaster6333 I'll just yeet myself out of existence and I'll get my brethren

    • @corgimaster6333
      @corgimaster6333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@GodfatherPuppy he puts a binding spell on the creacher*sorry but quantum physics dose not allow that

  • @garfield5983
    @garfield5983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +996

    "Pierre stop"
    "You never told the wizard to stop."
    *w h e e z e*

  • @requiescantenpace
    @requiescantenpace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    "dad, you're one of the strongest people I know". He did uppercut a full grown fat man through the community center roof.

    • @omnibeta1876
      @omnibeta1876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      At that moment, I feel like the Farmer just looked to the side and handled an extra Construction Bundle to the Junimos just to fix that Morris-shaped hole on the Community Center.

    • @SallinKari
      @SallinKari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@omnibeta1876 "God dammit, I literally just had that fixed!"

  • @Endergamer-ff2qn
    @Endergamer-ff2qn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9602

    Caroline: stop
    DF:she never told the wizard to stop

    • @m6riiaa
      @m6riiaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      :sob:

    • @Endergamer-ff2qn
      @Endergamer-ff2qn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Wow over 100 like thx so much i didn't think it would get this much

    • @keo6385
      @keo6385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Shit

    • @winnipeginstinct
      @winnipeginstinct 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pikachuisloveandlife *763

    • @marblebongos2794
      @marblebongos2794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Probably even told him to not stop

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9145

    "YOUR THE WORST! I TRUSTED YOU!"
    "Your husband trusted you. how do you think he feels?"
    That line was genuinely kinda badass, funny.

    • @ShinyTyranitarz
      @ShinyTyranitarz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Wasn't that a comment you sent on one the sl1pg8rs video exactly?

    • @entothechesnautknight1762
      @entothechesnautknight1762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      ShinyTyranitarz who the fuck is that

    • @jasminehagey1463
      @jasminehagey1463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      not really, Pierre was fooling around with some other girl as well. What caroline did wasnt the smartest but Pierre is not innocent either.

    • @sofakingimmature
      @sofakingimmature 5 ปีที่แล้ว +426

      @@jasminehagey1463 Cheating and breaking up is one thing, but getting back together and having the man believe that the child he's raising for 18+ years is his is something completely worst.

    • @scream4me253
      @scream4me253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that line is most savage :))

  • @fortysvideoarchive
    @fortysvideoarchive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    "How long have you been standing out here, Trouble?"
    "You're the magic one, you tell me."
    "I see... you've overheard everything."
    it fits so well

  • @zerrierslizer1
    @zerrierslizer1 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Pierre: *Get's to learn that Abigail is not actually his daughter*
    Also Pierre after he learns of it: *Is AbIgAiL eVeN mY oWn DaUgHtEr?*

    • @Nyotasu
      @Nyotasu ปีที่แล้ว

      After that he tripped on a rock and got brain damage

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Nyotasu are we talking about Pierre or Goku right now?

    • @magic8girl
      @magic8girl ปีที่แล้ว +11

      he aint the step father , hes the father who stepped up

    • @therm_isthebest
      @therm_isthebest ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THATS WHY WHEN I GAVE HER AMETHYST SHE SAID "yum! these are my favorite"

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@therm_isthebest Abigail kindof a kinky bish.

  • @minim-ms
    @minim-ms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3353

    I thought the reveal was gonna be that Rasmodious was sleeping with both Caroline AND Pierre when DF saw Pierre hurrying into the woods.

    • @kitmakin289
      @kitmakin289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      Same. How bad is it that I kinda wanted that to happen...???

    • @theoretical_chaos7712
      @theoretical_chaos7712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      now THAT would be funny as hell

    • @leviphilippines5588
      @leviphilippines5588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      DAMN I ACTUALLY WANTED THAT.

    • @ZeeManStan
      @ZeeManStan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Same! Especially when he was all like, "It's me.."

    • @shyre836
      @shyre836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Pierre's wife's boyfriend

  • @winnipeginstinct
    @winnipeginstinct 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5352

    wait... hold up... your character can see the forest spirits, can have a permanent hair color, is well versed in combat, and can use magic... does that mean caroline isnt the only mistress of the wizards?

    • @nyabis8044
      @nyabis8044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1194

      Chris Nicho
      That’s concerning cause the player character can marry Abigail.

    • @dr.health1688
      @dr.health1688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +567

      Despair Melody incest is wincest.

    • @haileyroberts1103
      @haileyroberts1103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      @@dr.health1688
      Incest is relative.

    • @hologeist7284
      @hologeist7284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +595

      i'm guessing the wizard isn't the only one with magical capabilities. i mean, your grandpa visits you in spirit form... and i highly doubt that concernedape is into incest lol

    • @gottaketchamall
      @gottaketchamall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Or you're also Caroline's child!

  • @hunterwright96
    @hunterwright96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Pierre: "It... sure is a lot to take in all at once.."
    DF: "🎵 *That's what your wife said.~* 🎵"

  • @a3u132
    @a3u132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    Rhasmodius: "may I speak"
    TH-cam: *AD TIME*

    • @hi-bi8gd
      @hi-bi8gd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yep

    • @coretinker
      @coretinker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Rasmodius: what? You never played tuber simulator?

    • @dannyboygregory-mccormick9157
      @dannyboygregory-mccormick9157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally happened as I was reading this. Then my Wi-Fi bugged for half a minute.

    • @duck_5903
      @duck_5903 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye me too

  • @Forkez
    @Forkez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1824

    DF: "I should have done this on his birthday, I wasn't thinking."

    • @missgrinch5940
      @missgrinch5940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Pure gold 😂😂😂

    • @FourthDerivative
      @FourthDerivative 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He's such a lovable sociopath

    • @Perrypool09
      @Perrypool09 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love that line so much

    • @famine3141
      @famine3141 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      hahaha

  • @emberhydra7621
    @emberhydra7621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10731

    For being a mod. It's very convincing lore wise. It really fits

    • @kerollaynemoreira7536
      @kerollaynemoreira7536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +636

      i saw this on my phone so i couldn't see the full title and i was straight up googling this cause i thought it was part of the 1.4 update 😭😭😭

    • @gemtail3125
      @gemtail3125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Oh wow! That's one helluva mod!

    • @TheSpy149
      @TheSpy149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Ember Hydra except wrong person. It’s Jas. Her mother died, because of the witch, which was wizards wife before Caroline

    • @bernarditojoselaurente7018
      @bernarditojoselaurente7018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@TheSpy149 right on mate. I thought at first it was Abigail too because her hair is violet. But then Caroline told me in a line said that Abigail have a chestnut hair when she was young just like Pierre. Then that only left us with Jas.

    • @kitkat6572
      @kitkat6572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      LIGMA BALLS but Sebastian ?-

  • @certifiedspacebisexual
    @certifiedspacebisexual 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    it’s literally canon that abigail doesn’t dye her hair anymore and it never fades

  • @wilddragonflyinggames9029
    @wilddragonflyinggames9029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    "... a moment please" -disappears-
    "I think I'm in trouble"

  • @alexanderbaker1883
    @alexanderbaker1883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2928

    "It sure is a lot to take in at once"
    "That's what your wife saiddd.."
    DF, I do enjoy watching you very much.

    • @GoLD-ec1bw
      @GoLD-ec1bw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      CrazyFishGames I appreciate your comment. Most comments like this just quote the vid and gets tons of likes. But you added dialogue and I appreciate that. Thanks for making my day stranger that 🤔I don’t know😂😅💗

    • @CallieRoseMartinsyde
      @CallieRoseMartinsyde 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I had to pause the video after that line because I was laughing so hard.

    • @damudkip2115
      @damudkip2115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s what she said but it’s mairrage

    • @xcubie
      @xcubie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

  • @gotoveritlmao8202
    @gotoveritlmao8202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4449

    I feel like over time DF is slowly getting more evil and then he takes over the world.

    • @cyanl.2245
      @cyanl.2245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Yes, but we have front seats.
      And he probably will accept us as his minions.

    • @grepgrok8735
      @grepgrok8735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Or we can become unpaid interns

    • @madisyri957
      @madisyri957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...

    • @onionman500blin8
      @onionman500blin8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@grepgrok8735 next soviet union?

    • @adrieltinghenghui6205
      @adrieltinghenghui6205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's another comment like this.

  • @ghost_kitsune
    @ghost_kitsune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Pierre: Trying to punch the wizard
    The game: *Happy music intensifies*

  • @MartialArtsCat101
    @MartialArtsCat101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "I made a mistake. I shouldve done this on his birthday" LMAO

  • @Firefly_serenity
    @Firefly_serenity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1656

    9:53 Plot twist, Pierre is also seeing the wizard!

    • @carriesmith7225
      @carriesmith7225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      Everyone wants that wizard staff.

    • @Midnight-Starfish
      @Midnight-Starfish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Guess you can say that the Wizard knows how to make a night...
      *puts on sunglasses*
      ... magical.

    • @carriesmith7225
      @carriesmith7225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@Midnight-Starfish *the theme song to CSI starts playing*

    • @Midnight-Starfish
      @Midnight-Starfish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@carriesmith7225 I really wanted to put that in my comment but decided not to but I'm so glad you did that.

    • @charlotte-7700
      @charlotte-7700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I thought that too😂 maybe they're both cheating with the wizard? 🤔😂

  • @ashleysauce9867
    @ashleysauce9867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1316

    **makes a video about Caroline's baby daddy drama and inserts himself in said drama **
    11:57 "don't drag me into this , this is your guys' train wreck"

    • @gwyneth8306
      @gwyneth8306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      technically he didn't want to insert himself into anyone's troubles he just wanted to watch as things burned

  • @emmaalbers6320
    @emmaalbers6320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    “she never told the wizard to stop” I was sitting here thinking “what,? he didnt try to hit pierre back... OH” 😂😂😂

  • @hircinehowls6810
    @hircinehowls6810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    “don’t worry everyone laughs at sebastian” me: i love him

  • @Gerpar_
    @Gerpar_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    "She never told the wizard to stop."
    *MY SIDES*

  • @YesImSev
    @YesImSev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Pierre: The Wizard may have been your father, Abigail, but he wasn’t your daddy.

    • @dananaditya9347
      @dananaditya9347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Pierre before jumping intu the cauldron XD

    • @patton3081
      @patton3081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Pretty sure the farmer is Abigail's daddy

    • @Nicolas-lz6pg
      @Nicolas-lz6pg ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's Marry Poppins

  • @leviphilippines5588
    @leviphilippines5588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    Edited this just to stop any more comments :]

    • @Pocket_Crab
      @Pocket_Crab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      That must have been a gut punch since he basically said “you are my child but you mean nothing to me”

    • @leviphilippines5588
      @leviphilippines5588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Pocket_Crab tru

    • @nightdrivenen7909
      @nightdrivenen7909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I don't understand this logic. This sounds more like a concept of what a Parent is compared to a Birth Giver or Baby Daddy. I don't know it just may be the fact I am a Surrogate child who was made with a Sperm Donner from a bank; that its not who gave birth to you and that it is who RAISED you that is your parents. This just sounds like Social Justice BS.
      The Wizard never raised Abigail, she may never see him as anything more than a Biological Father. Maybe someone to form a relationship too but never someone whom she will call Dad one day.
      Pierre raised her, took care of her, provided for her, taught her how to live mostly in the world. That is a true Father, one whom she most definitely will always call "Dad" even into her older years.

    • @theonejackal89
      @theonejackal89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No. Basically, I feel like the wizard doesn't want to change Abigail's mind on who her father is. Yes, he is her biological dad. But Pierre is the one who raised and loved her. Who doted on his wife and tried to raise both of them in stable conditions. The Wizard admires that. In any other circumstance, I'm sure he would most likely take Abigail as an apprentice of some sort.

    • @RynerAGL
      @RynerAGL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not really, but only because the milk has already spilled and spoiled looooong time ago, Abigail's an adult.
      But if this was said when she was a child....yeah, this would be rude.

  • @mimidavies3240
    @mimidavies3240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    14:20
    Pierre: “It sure is a lot to take in all at once.”
    Mumps: That’s what your wife said.

  • @ledestriati
    @ledestriati 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    This is getting telenovela level, and I can't believe I was extremely invested

    • @randomsandwichian
      @randomsandwichian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      No, Carolina, por que? *weeps in telenovela*

  • @gamesanime268
    @gamesanime268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2969

    Can you please investigate the fact that Abigail says that she's pregnant during the medical visit?

    • @harps235
      @harps235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      YAAAAAAAS

    • @skye6590
      @skye6590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      PLEASE 🤧🤧

    • @shy_ro3448
      @shy_ro3448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      OMG WHAT??!

    • @Nanasponk___
      @Nanasponk___ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      What?

    • @souadw3746
      @souadw3746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      SHE DOES?!

  • @khfangirl1
    @khfangirl1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    “She never told the wizard to stop”
    NOOOO THATS ENOUGH THAT WAS TOO FAR 😂😂😂😂

  • @adroit4104
    @adroit4104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “Dad, I know it’s confusing”
    DF: no this isn’t your dad, that’s your dad. This one is Pierre

  • @randypants0072
    @randypants0072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    DF as Pierre: "This is a lot to take in at once"
    DF as self: "That's what your wife said"
    Me: Laughing head off.
    DF you savage man.

    • @lilyw5246
      @lilyw5246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how about those apples lmfao

  • @No1Uno690
    @No1Uno690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    Happy birthday Pierre! You are not the father!

    • @gonkdroid8391
      @gonkdroid8391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *caroline starts running*

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@gonkdroid8391 Pierre: "Why are you running?!"

  • @jart1984
    @jart1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    12:26 "no no no, that's not your father, he's your father, that is Pierre.." 😂👌

  • @RedStrongDwarf
    @RedStrongDwarf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Best part here is "you never told the wizard to stop"
    11:05

  • @KiraraLalaYT
    @KiraraLalaYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1690

    I feel like this totally could be canon ALSO DF is the Wizard your dad too? I mean you see Junimos too. Might need to send your dad a letter.....🤔

    • @aperson8792
      @aperson8792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Cneuba I thought this was a mod

    • @starsstorms9918
      @starsstorms9918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      So if you marry Abigail it would be ... incest ?!? XD

    • @BlackWolf2056
      @BlackWolf2056 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How you put that emoji?

    • @dr.health1688
      @dr.health1688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      So basically, Potion to understand and see Junimos. It’s literally stated that’s why he can see them.

    • @GoldStarLord
      @GoldStarLord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Kirara Lala this is a mod but the Abigail thing is most likely cannon because there is stuff like Abigail says she can’t remember the last time she dyed her hair implying it the natural color and some other stuff.

  • @cheerioanimations
    @cheerioanimations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    This whole video had me screaming “DIVORCE DIVORCE DIVORCE!”

  • @mane8063
    @mane8063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Cheating on someone who's cheated on you might not be the best reaction, but honestly, Pierre has absolutely no right to complain :D

    • @cyntdestroyer69xd
      @cyntdestroyer69xd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why it's not the best reaction? Cheat and breakup if somebody's betraying you, there is 100% justified reason

    • @gwyneth8306
      @gwyneth8306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cyntdestroyer69xd i think "breakup and cheat" is better, as it's no longer cheating in that case

    • @cyntdestroyer69xd
      @cyntdestroyer69xd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gwyneth8306 I don't see a reason why eye for an eye is a bad thing - it's totally fair to me

    • @lord23_80
      @lord23_80 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cyntdestroyer69xd once you enter a sewer , you would not be able to consider yourself clean. if things like that happen to you rather than doing the same thing your partner did , please breakup first and 'SEARCH' for a better man rather than sleeping with random people. your partner will be labelled dick sucking slut , or a shitass ducking bastard [depending on the gender] but please remember who YOU are. you are not a cheating asshole or a dick sucking slut. don't go and act like one. believe me when i tell you your life will take a wayyyyyyyyyyyyy darker turn if you take the path of 'CHEAT AND BREAKUP' because after that even you won't be able to consider yourself innocent in public. I dont understand the current generation at all. i mean find a suitable partner damn it! don't just go out there and date any random dude or dudett [i dont know if that is actually a word] and most of all dont lose your virginity to anyone except the person with whom you are going to spend your life with. this will help you to stay away from the shitty buggies in the society. believe me when i say looks doesnt matter at all in the society , it didnt matter for a long lonnnnnnng time . A good looking guy can be a rapist and a beautiful woman can be a full on slut. so be on guard everytime you want to date a person or are dating a person. Heart is a fragile thing. keep it safe . dont let other people break it as it might take a very long time to fix or might actuallt get so damaged, it might be impossible to heal at all........

    • @RuSosan
      @RuSosan ปีที่แล้ว

      He absolutely does have every right to complain though.
      Cheating vs. cheating is one thing, but literally cuckolding the guy and then hiding that from him until there's no chance of doing that anymore?
      Pierre shouldn't have tried to _punch_ the wizard, he should've gone for a *shotgun instead* and then set the entire tower on fire when he was done.

  • @wovendogsocks7618
    @wovendogsocks7618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I dont get how he makes jokes without laughing at himself, im currently dying of laughter

  • @PsychoMantisss
    @PsychoMantisss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    What if we were wrong all together and Sebastian is the true love child? I mean, he doesn't have a dad at all. What if this is all misdirection?

    • @ladygremlin8287
      @ladygremlin8287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      And he is dubbed "The Wizard" of the synthesizer by Sam and he role plays as a Wizard for their DnD equivalent.

    • @ThatSunflowerQueer
      @ThatSunflowerQueer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      jas doesnt have amy parents around either

    • @basicwitewitch2308
      @basicwitewitch2308 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Abigail, Sebastian, and Jas are all his children😅

    • @rae9510
      @rae9510 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@basicwitewitch2308 doesn't Abigail have a crush on Sebastian tho....ᵃˡᵃᵇᵃᵐᵃ

    • @basicwitewitch2308
      @basicwitewitch2308 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rae9510 oh god I’m from Alabama 😂

  • @KenzupForReal
    @KenzupForReal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    caroline: abigail is not your daughter
    DF: (Happy) SURPRISE!!
    me: death by laughter

  • @SuperSkyhorse
    @SuperSkyhorse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    When Abigail, Caroline and the Wizard talked about keeping it a secret, the first thing that came to my mind was the song Secret by The Pierces, specifically the sentence "two can keep a secret if one of them is dead". I have a feeling that after telling DF any secret, this sentence becomes true.
    Btw, the way the wizard talked, according to caroline, that "one of the children are his", it sounded way too much like the wizard wasn't getting it on with just Caroline.

  • @okami-chan9772
    @okami-chan9772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    So that explains her constantly winning during the Easter egg hunts...

  • @dangerous_tumor3
    @dangerous_tumor3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Remember how there was that clipping of a newspaper that said “Owners of (I forget the name) farm murd-?” There was another clipping up in the top right of the house.

    • @ladygremlin8287
      @ladygremlin8287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yeah but its not actually that interesting. I married Sophia and the story is eh

  • @kippythegamer6161
    @kippythegamer6161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Abigail : Sorry Dad-
    DF : *No the wizard is your dad not Pierre*

  • @emily-xi3em
    @emily-xi3em 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Abigail: 'She even forbids me to go near the tower, I never understood why.'
    DF: 'That's probably because when she went near the tower she ended up with you.' Had me dying 😂💀

  • @sunilpermaul7876
    @sunilpermaul7876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Pierre is going to need more "stash" to deal with this.

  • @lorcanhowell
    @lorcanhowell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    This channel is the sole reason I haven't gave up on humanity

    • @lePirateMan
      @lePirateMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      haven't GIVEN up on humanity.

    • @muffin8473
      @muffin8473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lePirateMan Did you really have to correct them?

    • @lePirateMan
      @lePirateMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nope

    • @muffin8473
      @muffin8473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lePirateMan Then why did you?

    • @lePirateMan
      @lePirateMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because I did

  • @speedys.6545
    @speedys.6545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Best part of the whole video is when he say "That's what your wife said" at 14:21 lol lmfao I'm dying because of it

  • @goldenex9741
    @goldenex9741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "This town would be full of random kids..."
    Scariest... dialogue... ever... X'D

  • @BlackCover95
    @BlackCover95 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    16:46 Either that or the Wizard wiped his memory.

  • @gumblemutt3495
    @gumblemutt3495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    The highlight of this mod is the lack of improper grammar!

  • @danieljames1868
    @danieljames1868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "May I speak?"
    DF: "Mmmmmm-"
    TH-cam: [Ad time!]

  • @foxxwars1593
    @foxxwars1593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Look at me I'm so good at sneaking up on people with my giant glowing radius. Youd never know I was there by the sun that's emitting from me" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gamingwarlord9184
    @gamingwarlord9184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When he said "Aww i shoulda done this on his birthday i wasnt thinking" i started dying

  • @melisa_moore
    @melisa_moore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Ahhhh I love it when people make mods for our theories. Well, facts in this case.

  • @virtualartms
    @virtualartms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Stardew valley should actually get dlc or an in game mod menu

    • @NeonRahkshi
      @NeonRahkshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      something like tmodloader is to terraria perhaps?

    • @JCarey1988
      @JCarey1988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SVE deserves official DLC status.

  • @brookeholmes1458
    @brookeholmes1458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:47 don't drink strange drinks from wizards
    Me: but u drank a strange drink from a wizard that make floating trees pop up on your screan

  • @witchyjaycee
    @witchyjaycee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Not you. Never you."
    I lost it.

  • @dranelnosmas5511
    @dranelnosmas5511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Your sadism never seizes to amaze me.

  • @katy4523
    @katy4523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I went on to Nexus to find some new SV mods and found this one. When I got it installed I finally realized which mod you were using in the previous video and got so excited. I'm still working on going through all the content, but it's amazing!

  • @abi21891
    @abi21891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "It sure is a lot to take in all at once."
    tHaT's WhAt YoUr WiFe SaId...
    I died lol

  • @nekodacat
    @nekodacat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    DF in every video: I AM GREAT IN KEEPING SCRECT
    Sec later:LISTEN, I GONNA TELL EVERYONE WHAT MISTAKE U HAVE MADE

  • @juggymad7938
    @juggymad7938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Omg I never thought we'd still be blessed with SDV content. It's been raining foragers for weeks.

  • @scarm7129
    @scarm7129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I'm ready for the wizard to be yeeted out of his castle. Actually no. Yeet pierre out instead.

    • @Munden04
      @Munden04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeet them both out of existence.

  • @beemiles
    @beemiles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:45
    The cheery music kicking up, as this family is falling apart-

  • @Nanamowa
    @Nanamowa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Wizard: "May I speak?"
    TH-cam: *plays ad*

  • @hanindhira
    @hanindhira 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "this look likes fun"
    I feel the boredom

    • @BambiCambi
      @BambiCambi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah.
      .... "This looks like fun" owo... I dunno if he said what you said or not but it disturbed me

    • @hanindhira
      @hanindhira 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BambiCambi he said it in the beginning when he showed the table outside that have food or im being delusional at 2am

    • @RinrinFran
      @RinrinFran 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lo..look likes...????
      GRAMMAR NAZI SELF INTENSIFYING FURTHER!!!

  • @scullydanax
    @scullydanax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Is there any mods that reveal the green witch's history with the wizard? 😂

  • @pingpongofoz2267
    @pingpongofoz2267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Pierre STOP!” “You never told the wizard to stop.” I freaking died omgggg!

  • @lady_miia9345
    @lady_miia9345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    16:58 husband just found out his daughter ain't his ,may not be the best idea to have him cook dinner

  • @viperasong
    @viperasong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Ye, and I cant stress this enough , haW

  • @OsamaNajar
    @OsamaNajar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    To be honest
    i like all of you'r content
    But i love Stardew valley content ..
    i've played this game for 192hours
    and i quit but i still see your videos on it
    Keep it up bro :D

    • @FinrodFelagund5
      @FinrodFelagund5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only 192 hours, huh? ;)

    • @DeadDemonDude
      @DeadDemonDude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't know why, but this brings me some comfort after finally returning to Stardew Valley, almost a year after I stopped playing, when I reached 384 hours. I have constantly watched his videos though even through my hiatus away from the valley.. Never give up on Stardew Valley!

    • @jacobrose4972
      @jacobrose4972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think the reason his Stardew Valley content is better than other content is the nature of the game. This game contains a lot of wholesome dialogue and DF is great at twisting it in unexpected hilarious ways.

    • @christinegermundson4286
      @christinegermundson4286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm at 400+ hours and I'm nowhere near ready to give it up 😂

  • @hasgames3231
    @hasgames3231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    13:00 "may I speak."
    "Mmm"
    To be continued

  • @Willowpaw14
    @Willowpaw14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Abigail: "Dad..."
    DF: "No no no no, HE's your Dad, this isn't your Dad, this is Pierre."

  • @CosmicDreams13
    @CosmicDreams13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    ooh! Sweet a new video and mod to possibly test out! Love ya vids

    • @neuba2380
      @neuba2380 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Forager was fun

  • @buddyart-
    @buddyart- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    *put a hands together* perfect my plan has gone well

  • @venusbabixo
    @venusbabixo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i was having a bad day/night and your commentary made me hold in my laugh at 3am lol

  • @Freebo63
    @Freebo63 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok I’ve just binge watched all your episodes, and you sir have earned my subscription

  • @cryinginnihongo
    @cryinginnihongo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Caroline: He comforted me and gave me words of wisdom
    DF: if that’s what you wanna call it.

  • @M3GANR053
    @M3GANR053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "And if we're really lucky..."
    *sees old man still alive
    "...Nope"

  • @terreliv
    @terreliv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:05 It's short for "Monsieur", or a typo of "Mr." The question is, should there be an R, or no period

  • @Blossemfall
    @Blossemfall 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg I absolutely love this. Both your attitude and voice. Amazing.

  • @Dexfan1995
    @Dexfan1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Maury: "And Pierre... you are NOT the father!"
    😂🤣

  • @tatewaggoner6546
    @tatewaggoner6546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    caroline casted a spell with the wizard's staff, and ended up with Abigail

  • @izakiisdead
    @izakiisdead ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:36 I CANTTTT

  • @paytons.1828
    @paytons.1828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Caroline: I still don’t know if I should tell pierre or Abigail.
    DF: don’t worry yourself about it. I’ll tell them both!
    Moments later...
    Well time to tell them!😂😂

  • @strawrat4669
    @strawrat4669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    DF's Voice With His Roasts Makes This The Best Channel Ever XD

  • @open-rhythm
    @open-rhythm ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:00 uhh. Caroline? I need to tell you something important…
    See that cow up there? It’s a witness.
    So destroy the evidence.

  • @winterwitch8914
    @winterwitch8914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I should have done this on his birthday, I wasn't thinking."
    I have subscribed

  • @lucindaboo6318
    @lucindaboo6318 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your content so much! great work!

  • @stampedebuffalozz2024
    @stampedebuffalozz2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pierre: *learns child is not his*
    Pierre: *gets mad at person she cheated with, not the person that cheated*

    • @mico5536
      @mico5536 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, poor writing. Caroline should have been yeeted

  • @kiwi5534
    @kiwi5534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how DF's outro is just 'ok bye.' Really quickly

  • @MrPankeru
    @MrPankeru 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your commentaries are the best man! keep it up...

  • @rileysherrard
    @rileysherrard 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how there is all these cutscenes and then the background music is so upbeat