imagine if someone moved into your town, starting taking literally all of the clay from under the earth, talk to nobody except haley and perform rain dances every thursday to keep marnie from talking to them, and in 3 weeks has a wife
“By manipulating the number of steps, I can make sure the humidity and position of the stars as well as my luck is perfect that the 20 tickets I buy will all give me jackpot winnings. This is crucial so that I can buy hundreds of square watermelons which will be crucial in my quest for world domination”
"I hear the new farmer arrived, I hope they enjoy a new pet to keep them company! :)" 3 hours later, still outside the door: ">:(" I can just imagine them looking in the windows and just seeing your character vaulting over chairs and walking in circles just killing time. Overhearing them muttering "God I hope it rains today so they don't show up"
At most that has a 0.00000001024% (1.024×10^-7%) chance of happening (without manipulation), and at worst a 0.000000000000001048576% (1.048576×10^-14%) chance of happening. Not impossible, but extremely unlikely.
beginner level mistake: i cut all the grass before having a silo. (very) semi hardcore level mistake: i sold all the fish night before getting the level 10 buff. haboo level mistake: i deleted all the jades on a day i didnt wanna reset. blade level mistake: i met emily. O.o
@@decentgrocerybag4003 The video shows that meeting Emily makes her a candidate for billboard quests, which is bad because he only wants them for Haley
It's funny how an innocent farming game has so much stuff that can be abused for the player's benefit, but in the long run these things aren't more useful than the straight and narrow path. This video taught me that basically everything in Stardew Valley has a cause and effect. Great video!
A game with lots of stuff to do and ways to be enjoyed = more stress. A game meant to relax you and played at a slow pace causes prolonged stress which leads to burnout.
@@stray8876 that doesn’t make any sense though? It’s not stressful BECAUSE there’s so many ways to play it. It’s only really stressful if you micro manage and want to get perfection. But you don’t have to do any of these.
@@louisaniathemagnificent8246 Can you really expect the first timers who bought the game to not explore all the avenues of Stardew Valley? It's understandable to the people who already explored most of the content to not play sweaty on their 2nd or 3rd save. Yes you have a choice, but you're really missing out on things that Stardew Valley can offer.
Fun fact: If she was a marriage candidate, *Pam* would actually be the absolute easiest girl to marry. This is due to one of her Favorite gifts being Parsnips(the first crop you ever get), and her Birthday being in Spring.
Something tells me she’d accept a strong, young millionaire with their own land as well as means of producing vast quantities of high quality wine as a husband any day.
I loved all the information that was packed into this video. It makes me want to learn how to clay farm. Here I was spending all day just trying to get enough to make two silos.
@@bashfulcookie Don't know if they changed getting hay out of the silo or not, but if you have a farm house (coop, barn etc.) you can take hay from the feeding box until your silos are empty. To do this, you need spaces on the feeding bench that doesn't have hay on it. fx. you go to take hay out of the silo to feed your chicks. you get 1 hay at a time pr animal you have. But you can keep going 'forever' if you don't put the hay on the bench for your animals ^^ Again; you just need one empty space where you would put hay for your animals. Then you can empty your silos into your inventory, and then keep it in a chest.
Very cool video, love the technical explanations. Story time: My favorite professor would lecture in the same tone the entire class and he had an excellent accent so you got lulled into just vibing, but every now and then he'd slip in a joke in the same tone so you only really Got It if you were Really paying attention and that made it even funnier... "crop circles in Elliot's yard" has the EXACT same vibes it was so funny
That sounds almost exactly like a professor I had! Mine, instead of telling jokes, would have barely disguised sarcasm and disbelief in his voice but he talked the exact same way you describe! It made it hard for others to pick up that he totally thought some of the in/famous psych people he was teaching about were absolutely bogus. 😂 It was my favorite part about him. That and his pierced ears with small hoops and bands in the shell of his ear. He always struck me as a rebel, especially since he was quite old (pierced ears for a man probably wasn't anywhere near the norm then).
I always knew Haley was the most optimal spouse. 💖🥥 Really impressive stuff, and very well explained too! That stutter-stepping Egg Hunt was also one of the most ridiculous and hilarious things I've seen in a while, haha. Might have to learn all of these strats and try this out myself someday.
This video makes me think about how quickly I could’ve actually married Shane. I did one single fish quest and got him 2 beers and suddenly I’m 2 hearts away from dating
I would love to see how long it takes to marry the character with the next closest birthday: Shane I've gotten 7 hearts with him before the flower dance as a personal record just by giving him beer. I'm curious to see how long it would take to marry him, and if you could manage before spring ends.
if there was a magic farmer that harvests 20 potatoes each plot, id also marry them as soon as i could i always wondered how you did it ever since i heard you saying so in the trials. awesome stuff!
My head cannon has always been that without player intervention, some of the bachelor/bachelorettes would get together, with Alex getting with Haley Meaning in this run, some new person moved in, and sighing three weeks married the girl Alex has a crush on
Another unreal BlaDe video! I was literally shaking my head at some of the next-level strats here. I can't tell what my favorite part was: the running tally of things to explain, Sassy Editor Blade making an appearance in the predictor box, the Gordon cameos, or the money making montage. I can tell you my least favorite part was definitely the stress incurred trying to watch you win the Egg Hunt while step manipping. Thanks for another fantastic video BlaDe! Looking forward to the next one, as always!
this was so fun and informative. im a total humanities person but the RNG talk and everything never felt condescending, its so cool how much you know about this game
Very impressive! Makes me wonder what the earliest day is that you could get the community center restored on a seeded farm to get around those pesky seasons
I have done a challenge on this. I will be making a video on it at some point, but it is a daunting one. I am doing my smaller challenges first to give me editing experience.
I remember one playthrough I found a pink cake in Evelyn's bin mere days before Haley's birthday. It seemed like a sign from Yoba. But this is on a whole other level, amazing.
It would be funny if the game gave away quests but it did in a random way, like giving out a quest to the new farmer and the farmer has to decipher everything about that, who is Sebastian, where does he lives, he can't be the son of Robin and Demetrius, wait he is, ok when does he leave his room, and finally where do I find this item.
its fairly easy to romance anyone before winter, especially leah since you can buy her favorite gift for 200 at the saloon. also really easy is maru since she loves strawberries so you can make a bunch of gold ones early on
maybe if she wasant the most annoying person ever.... like, she always complains when you give her anything. something along the lines of "oh, its not a diamond?? :/ ok then"
BLADE! This video is ELITE!! I love how you explained even the most technical things in a very understandable & entertaining way *claps* Congratulations on your run and amazing work with the video
This is incredible. I'm very impressed at the sheer amount of knowledge of the game's mechanics here. There's times where I wish I could manipulate game mechanics like that, since I'm one of those people that enjoy pushing the boundary on game mechanics and finding/using glitches or the in-game mechanics to break the game without using cheats.
Ah yes, wait right outside a girl's bedroom to give her a cake the moment she exits it the first time that day. Marry her like two weeks later. I see no flaws in this logic whatsoever.
This should be a speedrun category, sort of a low% style thing where number of days trumps the time but within the same number of days it’s about how fast it can be done
There is something almost eldritch about this run in the traditional sense of the word. The strange jerky way you move, the way you just know something is going to happen, the random patterns of digging, the odd crop harvests, the way you learn or meet people and desperate avoid certain outcomes. It's nearly faustian how you use it to profit, but more than that, how all the things in the world (including the money) aide you in making a particular woman (chosen for her specific birthday) fall in love with you... of course just so you can make a video breaking it down.
It's very interesting that a stutter-step doesn't count as an actual "step taken" according to your Step Counter mod. Have you created a MOD or would you know of a MOD in existence that keeps track of the total number of tiles that have been tilled while playing the game? Such a MOD would go along great with your Stardew Map Predictor.
We found the biggest simp. Went to town, talk to only 1 girl, bring her gifts, earn like 50k gold just to go and give her nice gifts, and it actually worked. Got married in 2 and a half week💀
"At least they can talk to each other" Demetrius starts feeding the pet mushrooms and fruit, eventually adopts it, names it Batty after the farmer who seems to be slightly insane.
i manged to max out haley on the first flower dance by luck too went the game started i ironacly allways belive haley was just this rude at first but very kind girl bit later on LOLLL
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“Did you hear about that farmer who married Haley?”
“What farmer?”
LMFAO
@@lopsie7479 I actually married Abigail on my first year around the 1st of winter.
@@freezelordplayzrgb311 ok?
@@bajsrovkuksson4143 okay who's your favorite spouse
@@freezelordplayzrgb311 abigail
imagine if someone moved into your town, starting taking literally all of the clay from under the earth, talk to nobody except haley and perform rain dances every thursday to keep marnie from talking to them, and in 3 weeks has a wife
This is fvcking witchcraft.
Sigma grindset
@@fontainebreaks yeah is based
i do the same with fishing clay and caroline to get tea sappling on day 8-9, easy 30k first week
Fuuuuuck dude
BlaDe buying a lottery ticket: "The numbers on lottery tickets can be fully predicted."
“By manipulating the number of steps, I can make sure the humidity and position of the stars as well as my luck is perfect that the 20 tickets I buy will all give me jackpot winnings. This is crucial so that I can buy hundreds of square watermelons which will be crucial in my quest for world domination”
@@nathanatoragaming8075 The fact that 20 Jackpots can buy you only hundreds of Square Watermelons is accurate
@@nathanatoragaming8075 *Removes "Lottery Ticket", "Watermelons" and "World Domination" from Things to Explain list*
@@sanjeevsinghrajput5593 this is the most underappreciated comment thread in this comment section XD
"Hey, you heard about that new girl that just moved in?"
"Yeah, apparently she's getting married tomorrow."
"WHAT?!"
"to who???"
"haley..."
"THE **FARMER** PULLED HALEY?"
"yup, 3 weeks"
That could be possible if they had a long distance relationship beforehand and the MC moved in to marry her :p
@@Siinory who the heck in Stardew Valley would buy phones and computers from JoJo mart?
@@Solrex_the_Sun_King LoL JoJomart
@@honkstheclown8631 well obviously Haley would 0/10 would not date again. Although I’ve never dated Haley.
I like the part where Elliot calls you a weirdo.
wait why does he do so? it seems out of character lol!
@@hanabixobsidian1100 it's edited in
@@paracame8162 ohh it seems so real! I was just about to ask if he actually says that lol
@@paracame8162 oh thanks 😭
@@hanabixobsidian1100 Reigen Pfp
Haley at the wedding: See everyone they're not a figment of my imagination
"I got a boyfriend, he's just from another school" vibes
LMAO FUNNIEST COMMENT
HAHAHSHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHSAHH
19:06 Imagine being so disliked that your neighbors magically teleport away every morning just to avoid having to talk to you
"I hear the new farmer arrived, I hope they enjoy a new pet to keep them company! :)"
3 hours later, still outside the door: ">:("
I can just imagine them looking in the windows and just seeing your character vaulting over chairs and walking in circles just killing time. Overhearing them muttering "God I hope it rains today so they don't show up"
@@Winasaurus Social anxiety level 203
@@Winasaurus this sounds like cult action tbh
@@ravingraven1988 There is no cult.
Now leave me alone.
These chairs need climbing over.
I was thinking the same thing lol. literally defied physics just to avoid seeing you
Imagine someone getting 20 potatoes from their first harvest on their first playthrough
At most that has a 0.00000001024% (1.024×10^-7%) chance of happening (without manipulation), and at worst a 0.000000000000001048576% (1.048576×10^-14%) chance of happening.
Not impossible, but extremely unlikely.
@@rulliantheskunk2091 "not impossible" are the key words there
@@Tom-vx7qh "extremely unlikely" are the other key words.
@@rulliantheskunk2091 "imagine" is yet another key word
@@rulliantheskunk2091 “bet you’re fun at parties” are some other key words
Haley seems like the exact kind of person to marry someone she's only known for two weeks, and who almost none of the town even know about.
Well, who wouldn't want to marry a wizard making crazy money just by tilling the ground and who knows how to make potatoes erupt from the ground ?
Almost none of the town, including her sister, know about
she's the exact opposite mate
@@Gravity_304 yeah she's one of the best characters. Shane is similar, great when you get to know him.
Man, the Sims 4 looks better than ever.
“Making crop circles in Elliott’s yard.”
(elliot yells “weirdo!” from the distance)
I loved that part lmao
beginner level mistake: i cut all the grass before having a silo.
(very) semi hardcore level mistake: i sold all the fish night before getting the level 10 buff.
haboo level mistake: i deleted all the jades on a day i didnt wanna reset.
blade level mistake: i met emily. O.o
Wait what WHAT IM IN LOVE WITH EMILY WHAT ARE YOU SAY8NG IM NOT DONE PLAYING WHATS GONNA HAPPEN-
@@decentgrocerybag4003 nothing, i get married with emily twice and its a normal character
@@decentgrocerybag4003 The video shows that meeting Emily makes her a candidate for billboard quests, which is bad because he only wants them for Haley
Deleted jade's on a day I didn't want to reset? What does that mean?
@@jossies451 its a reference to a clip from haboo
It's funny how an innocent farming game has so much stuff that can be abused for the player's benefit, but in the long run these things aren't more useful than the straight and narrow path. This video taught me that basically everything in Stardew Valley has a cause and effect. Great video!
It genuinely has so many ways to be enjoyed!
A game with lots of stuff to do and ways to be enjoyed = more stress. A game meant to relax you and played at a slow pace causes prolonged stress which leads to burnout.
@@stray8876 not necessary.. just play rust and learn
@@stray8876 that doesn’t make any sense though? It’s not stressful BECAUSE there’s so many ways to play it. It’s only really stressful if you micro manage and want to get perfection. But you don’t have to do any of these.
@@louisaniathemagnificent8246 Can you really expect the first timers who bought the game to not explore all the avenues of Stardew Valley? It's understandable to the people who already explored most of the content to not play sweaty on their 2nd or 3rd save. Yes you have a choice, but you're really missing out on things that Stardew Valley can offer.
Fun fact: If she was a marriage candidate, *Pam* would actually be the absolute easiest girl to marry. This is due to one of her Favorite gifts being Parsnips(the first crop you ever get), and her Birthday being in Spring.
Something tells me she’d accept a strong, young millionaire with their own land as well as means of producing vast quantities of high quality wine as a husband any day.
Running away from Marnie and Demetrius as optimally as possible everyday had me rolling 😂
Optimal racism
Marnie*
@@Kindred... whoops
optimal introvertedness
I love how marnie dances after ya’ll are married despite you intentionally staying in your house to avoid her multiple times
I like the idea of winning the Egg Hunt and Abi just being like "wtf who the fuck ARE you!?"
"She accepts my gift and then ignores me."
Ahahahahaha
*teenage trauma flashbacks*
Ahahahahaha
I loved all the information that was packed into this video. It makes me want to learn how to clay farm. Here I was spending all day just trying to get enough to make two silos.
Second silo is a waste, isn't it? You can just put extra hay in a chest for a miniscule fraction of the cost.
@@michaelleue7594 You can take hay from the silo? Early game I try to make up to four, before I have the money to just buy hay.
@@michaelleue7594 not in mid game tho,i would prefer to just make 2silo then keep reffiling every few days
@@bashfulcookie Don't know if they changed getting hay out of the silo or not, but if you have a farm house (coop, barn etc.) you can take hay from the feeding box until your silos are empty. To do this, you need spaces on the feeding bench that doesn't have hay on it.
fx. you go to take hay out of the silo to feed your chicks. you get 1 hay at a time pr animal you have. But you can keep going 'forever' if you don't put the hay on the bench for your animals ^^
Again; you just need one empty space where you would put hay for your animals. Then you can empty your silos into your inventory, and then keep it in a chest.
@@bashfulcookie I believe you need to have at least one coop or barn that isn't fully upgraded, because you can't take the hay out of an auto feeder.
I wanna watch this so bad but Em wants to watch it with me so I need to wait
TH-camr admits he comments without fully watching the video
@@BlaDeSDV Update: we both liked the nerdy math, but Em particularly liked Gordon
You should do a speedrun sketch based on this video!
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@@BlaDeSDV how do I get ginger island In the game exactly
When you break the game apart into all mechanics and stuff just to marry someone in 18 days, nice one
Very cool video, love the technical explanations.
Story time: My favorite professor would lecture in the same tone the entire class and he had an excellent accent so you got lulled into just vibing, but every now and then he'd slip in a joke in the same tone so you only really Got It if you were Really paying attention and that made it even funnier... "crop circles in Elliot's yard" has the EXACT same vibes it was so funny
That sounds almost exactly like a professor I had! Mine, instead of telling jokes, would have barely disguised sarcasm and disbelief in his voice but he talked the exact same way you describe! It made it hard for others to pick up that he totally thought some of the in/famous psych people he was teaching about were absolutely bogus. 😂
It was my favorite part about him. That and his pierced ears with small hoops and bands in the shell of his ear. He always struck me as a rebel, especially since he was quite old (pierced ears for a man probably wasn't anywhere near the norm then).
I always knew Haley was the most optimal spouse. 💖🥥
Really impressive stuff, and very well explained too! That stutter-stepping Egg Hunt was also one of the most ridiculous and hilarious things I've seen in a while, haha. Might have to learn all of these strats and try this out myself someday.
Why did I expect you commenting 😭
Maybe a stutter-step garbage run would help for the cactus fruit 🌵🍐
Why does "Optimal Spouse" make me so uncomfortable-
ew no, haley worst girl
@@DamageMaximo y’all just gotta give her a chance, she gets a really good character arc but everyone hates her because of first impressions ☹️
This video makes me think about how quickly I could’ve actually married Shane. I did one single fish quest and got him 2 beers and suddenly I’m 2 hearts away from dating
I would love to see how long it takes to marry the character with the next closest birthday: Shane
I've gotten 7 hearts with him before the flower dance as a personal record just by giving him beer. I'm curious to see how long it would take to marry him, and if you could manage before spring ends.
Bruh you're giving beer to an alcoholic man to lure him into dating you that's fucked up 🗿
@@snaildude268 eh this is stardew after all
@@snaildude268 eh i gave Abigail rocks to eat to marry me so yeah its the stardew formula
@@snaildude268 It’s cheaper than buying the pizza
I've managed to marry him before Summer 1 I believe
if there was a magic farmer that harvests 20 potatoes each plot, id also marry them as soon as i could
i always wondered how you did it ever since i heard you saying so in the trials. awesome stuff!
I think if you divorced her you could've beaten waligug's record for divorcehailey% as well
*Farms clay at the Beach*
Also Elliot : Weirdo
It's funny lol, very out of character for him so it's funny
I think the real question is; "What is the Daffodil for!?".
you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i like to think she’s trying to get emily to make it into a perfume for her
For the ritual each week! Us girls go into the woods with daffodils and meet up, obviously Hayley is our high priestess.
Consumption
To eat, of course!
Daffodils have historically been used as contraceptives. So Haley's wording on the quest is... strange.
I totally love the cat-cam! It's not easy to maneuver through this game with a cat sleeping on your arm like that. Fun stuff here. : )
My head cannon has always been that without player intervention, some of the bachelor/bachelorettes would get together, with Alex getting with Haley
Meaning in this run, some new person moved in, and sighing three weeks married the girl Alex has a crush on
Alex don’t know what he wants, he admits to having a crush on you if you’re a girl
My head canon:
Alex-Haley
Sebastian-Abigail
Harvey-Maru
Shane-Penny (she can try to fix him)
Leah-Elliot
Emily-Sam
Pierre-Pierre (his 'secret stash')
Wizard-Caroline
Willy-Robin (she prob hates Demetrius)
Linus-Leo (he's homeless for a reason)
I don’t see Penny going for Shane after her experiences with her mother.
@@nova10029linus-leo?????
@@nova10029Leo is a kid.
Another unreal BlaDe video! I was literally shaking my head at some of the next-level strats here.
I can't tell what my favorite part was: the running tally of things to explain, Sassy Editor Blade making an appearance in the predictor box, the Gordon cameos, or the money making montage. I can tell you my least favorite part was definitely the stress incurred trying to watch you win the Egg Hunt while step manipping.
Thanks for another fantastic video BlaDe! Looking forward to the next one, as always!
And I thought I was really doing something when I got Harvey to dance with me at the first flower dance..
“Make sure I click on Hayley and not the trash can” yeah, I know, I always get these two mixed up as well ;)
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You sound like Waligug lol.
I think you mispelled Shane.
that's ridiculous and totally unfair. Haley and the trash can couldn't be more different.
it's actually possible to get items from the trash can.
@@JohnDoe-vy6ju and trash cans like when you give them Prismatic Shards
this was so fun and informative. im a total humanities person but the RNG talk and everything never felt condescending, its so cool how much you know about this game
"nice makeup"
"....thank you :)"
favorite part hands down
Feels like im watching sheldon cooper playing stardew valley
Very impressive! Makes me wonder what the earliest day is that you could get the community center restored on a seeded farm to get around those pesky seasons
Leapalot did a video on that recently!
I have done a challenge on this. I will be making a video on it at some point, but it is a daunting one. I am doing my smaller challenges first to give me editing experience.
@@BlaDeSDV This are very well edited and narrated! I know it's a lot of work, so I hope you know we appreciate it!
I remember one playthrough I found a pink cake in Evelyn's bin mere days before Haley's birthday. It seemed like a sign from Yoba. But this is on a whole other level, amazing.
And I thought I knew at least a bit how the quest rng worked. But no, we are counting steps while egg hunting 😂 very nice video!
It would be funny if the game gave away quests but it did in a random way, like giving out a quest to the new farmer and the farmer has to decipher everything about that, who is Sebastian, where does he lives, he can't be the son of Robin and Demetrius, wait he is, ok when does he leave his room, and finally where do I find this item.
That would be great as a toggle for new players, honestly.
This reminds me of my first playthrough where I'm pretty sure I married Leah before the first winter
On my playthrough where I got unlimited spouses, I romanced every girl aside from Emily and Maru in year 1 lmao
its fairly easy to romance anyone before winter, especially leah since you can buy her favorite gift for 200 at the saloon. also really easy is maru since she loves strawberries so you can make a bunch of gold ones early on
3:02 "Weirdo!" Lol
This is so well planned and executed. My brain is filled with cursed knowledge.
being a cottage core farmer girl and marrying the hottest woman in the game 3 weeks after meeting her is literally #lesbianrights
@Shoka Lgbt leah is great but Robin is better
I love Abigail the most. Bubbly but down to earth goth girl with eccentric hobbies. She's the best~
@Shoka Lgbt Ew
maybe if she wasant the most annoying person ever....
like, she always complains when you give her anything. something along the lines of "oh, its not a diamond?? :/ ok then"
@@alexisventura7191 Haley is kind of a bitch, yeah. I kinda avoid her simply because I don't see her as worth my time
As a casual SDV player, this messed with my brain
I had a blast with this one! Educational and fun
I love hearing about all the details of the code. It makes me appreciate CA’s hard work so much more
This is fascinating! I'm sure this was a lot of editing, and you explain everything very concisely
i am literally mind blown by the potato thing
“… Favorite thing. I know, i looked it up on the wiki. :)” I LOVED THAT PART
This was so great! I was so invested in the egg hunt.
I can't imagine the dedication this took to figure out & play through. You wild for this one.
I am so impressed by the depth of knowledge, planning and execution to achieve this.
"And this is how I met your mother"
10:50 Haley truly is the marriage candidate for cat owners😂
BLADE! This video is ELITE!!
I love how you explained even the most technical things in a very understandable & entertaining way
*claps*
Congratulations on your run and amazing work with the video
Your videos are criminally underrated! This is so impressive
This was fascinating, I love speedrun type videos where they explain the mechanics and why they do it
This video is a masterpiece. The determination, comedy and unhinged behaviour is unparalleled.
this is so well edited + commentated!!! deserves a lot more views
This is actually the coolest stardew video I’ve ever seen
The amount of dedication, research and execution deserves a sub! I tip my hat to you sir.
"is that... distant banjo?" tell me why im watching into the stardew cc verse LOL
So entertaining yet still so full of useful info. Absolutely loved it!
quick, sapphics! START TAKING NOTES!
I’m obsessed with your kitty cam it has made my day exponentially better. Good video!!
I must’ve watched this video 6 times, I love how you describe every mechanic in such detail and the editing is so lovely. Thank you for making this :)
This is incredible. I'm very impressed at the sheer amount of knowledge of the game's mechanics here. There's times where I wish I could manipulate game mechanics like that, since I'm one of those people that enjoy pushing the boundary on game mechanics and finding/using glitches or the in-game mechanics to break the game without using cheats.
"i warp to the desert to avoid demetrius" rofl
"I know I looked it up on the wiki" The thing that's been said by all stardew players
Ah yes, wait right outside a girl's bedroom to give her a cake the moment she exits it the first time that day. Marry her like two weeks later.
I see no flaws in this logic whatsoever.
this was so great! been waiting for this video since you mentioned it in your Trials intro :)
Is that up and coming TH-cam star emkeaanee?
Hailey: OMG this is my favourite thing
Players: I know I looked it up on the wiki
Hailey: the what?
this video is SO GOOD!!! So well planned, edited, this is so good!
This should be a speedrun category, sort of a low% style thing where number of days trumps the time but within the same number of days it’s about how fast it can be done
I´m trying to remember the last time I learned this much in 20 minutes. Great video :)
Fantastic explanation of the Clay Farming mechanic.
There is something almost eldritch about this run in the traditional sense of the word.
The strange jerky way you move, the way you just know something is going to happen, the random patterns of digging, the odd crop harvests, the way you learn or meet people and desperate avoid certain outcomes.
It's nearly faustian how you use it to profit, but more than that, how all the things in the world (including the money) aide you in making a particular woman (chosen for her specific birthday) fall in love with you... of course just so you can make a video breaking it down.
That's impressive, I will say I married her b4 summer and thought it was good, you married her almost a full week b4 i did well job
I guess Lesbians really do move fast
Waligug can be seen shaking in the bushes during the wedding
Right on!! I always wondered if you could beat the marriage% speedrun with Shane! Awesome work!
It's very interesting that a stutter-step doesn't count as an actual "step taken" according to your Step Counter mod.
Have you created a MOD or would you know of a MOD in existence that keeps track of the total number of tiles that have been tilled while playing the game? Such a MOD would go along great with your Stardew Map Predictor.
We found the biggest simp. Went to town, talk to only 1 girl, bring her gifts, earn like 50k gold just to go and give her nice gifts, and it actually worked. Got married in 2 and a half week💀
Gee this is so informative and super cool at the same time 🥳🥳
"At least they can talk to each other"
Demetrius starts feeding the pet mushrooms and fruit, eventually adopts it, names it Batty after the farmer who seems to be slightly insane.
You should tell Waligug that this is doable. I'm sure he would want to know!! This is great - amazing what you can do with a little knowledge!
Ive learned more about this game in the 20 minutes of watching this video than i have in the 500 hours i played it.
I super appreciate the visuals for the bulletin board! Great vid!
Great stuff Blade!
Omg the engagement on this vs the rest of your videos is crazy! Finally some growth for our RNG overlord
Clicked for curiosity, stayed for cat cam.
My very first time getting excited of seeing Haley marriage video XD
This'd be an insane speedrun category, amazing vid!
talk about min-maxxing 💀wife speedrun
This was an awesome video, I love the technical explanations of everything
i manged to max out haley on the first flower dance by luck too went the game started i ironacly allways belive haley was just this rude at first but very kind girl bit later on LOLLL
Very nice video, informative, entertaining and in-depth. Loving the content so far!
and I’ve been out here wasting half an energy bar in spring of the first year just trying to find 5 clay so I can build a silo…