I Tried To Marry So Many People That It Broke Stardew Valley
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ส.ค. 2024
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I always enjoy finding new ways to break a game. Today is no exception, and we even get to do it by adding some new spouses and features around the town. It actually didn't even take that many spouses before the game broke up on, and that's just one more corrupted file in my library. Stardew Valley gameplay with my commentary as always!
Ultimate Harem Mod - www.nexusmods....
**While seething in anger** "You want to get more serious? I feel the same way."
Checometer * *clenching teeth with fury* *I’m kind of nervous , aren’t you?”
Me when I get asked for the first time when I’m 64
**Ears fuming, brows furrowing** "I'll see you in 3 days!"
Enemies to lovers. Slow burn.
What if you
wanted to get married
but they said
*Your pickaxe isn't strong enough to break this yet*
I would make all the jokes. Starting with puns.
**Insert lennyface here**
Married?
Your pickaxes isn’t strong to break this yet
@@curiousreplier7373 yah like y'all even had a chance lmao
"By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you completely unplayable. You may now reinstall everything"
"Your pickaxes isn't strong enough to break this" poor DF, they have pills for that
Haha why does this not have more up votes.
Pills?
OMFG, I normally don't laugh when I read the comments on TH-cam videos, but, this was fucking hilarious, if all your jokes are this good, you should really consider a job as a comedian. 🤣
@@lolad7779 upvotes?
@@djdee6386 you heard the man, upvotes.
When DF installs mods on his own......
Yeah
He forgot to install the one that gives him a stronger pickaxe.
The Diaz XD 😂😂😂😂🤣 true
Your pickaxe isn't strong enough to break this yet.
Essentially, he needs to learn which files are portraits versus overworld sprites, as mixing them up creates the abominations seen in the video.
Lewis' getting serious face though. XD
*Louise
“...YOU WANT TO GET MORE SERIOUS? I FEEL THE SAME WAY.”
@@charliewegner YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS RELATIONSHIP OUTSIDE?!
And Demetria's
I love it 😭😂
“Catch and release program” I’m dead lol
Your pickaxe isn't strong enough to break this yet.
I'm gonna say this next time I'm in that situation. Bet they're gonna be absolutely hyped to try harder lol
@@caros.6072 ooooor you'll destroy them internally! Who knows? ^w^
your pickaxe isn't strong enough to break the outer shell of their hearts!
He needs to upgrade to a diamond pickaxe!
@@pepeh.3632 *A magic, diamond pickaxe.
I would subscribe, but your pickaxe isn’t strong enough to break this yet
Isn't?
BUT I HAVE AN IRIDIUM PICKAXE!!
Is it strong enough now
Lol
@@ChloekabanOfficial u need a mc gold pick
"Demitria"'s walking is my fave thing ever it has me DEAD
your going to love it here in stardew vallev, oh wait youve been here 6 days already, and youve maried the entire town? ... ......................
i guess ill mary you if i wanna see my family and friends again
I just realized he downloaded a mod that turns all the boys into girls
That's why their sprites are different and names are different
That was the Combined girls mod.
Shiko: "You're really attractive up close!"
DF: "And you look better when you're sleeping."
DF: "I'm going to put you in my basement"- ROFL
Wha-
5:01
“I need a palace for my harem”
I’m dying lol.
DF doesnt have a strong enough pickaxe to install mods corectley...
You don't have a strong enough pickaxe to write correctly yet.
Have?
**DF:** *Installs mods on his own*
**Everyone Else:** Your pickaxe isn't strong enough to break this yet
*you haven't married a junimo yet (;*
and just what are you getting at... _Junimo!_
@@Goobers-gf3um (;
ohshit.jpg
Junimo?
Ooo junimo marriage
Goddamn that Demetrius amalgamation was terrifying.
“You know you’re having a rough day when Pam calls you strange” 😂😂
"You need a better pickaxe to break this"
Seems like the game is taunting you. Well, the joke's on it, since you have multiple pixelated abominations as spouses and your house morphs every day.
I think he put the portrait files in the characters file...
(portraits is what displays when talking to them and the Characters is what holds the non-portrait sprites)
@@DevynGreen5 so he broke the game
@@systemoverrider4270 yes,he did
Taunting?
At first, I thought the quote "your pickaxe isn't strong enough to break this yet." meant that you couldn't break the emotional bond the person had with someone else... And then I realized that was just the thing that pops up when you strike a big rock with a low level pickaxe.
Marriage: * exist*
DF: That's free real estate
Your pickaxe isnt strong enough is the new equivalent of you need to construct aditional pylons
Im spooky now this coding job I have the
Spawn more Overlords!
pylons*
Pylons?
Your Pickaxe isn’t strong enough to break this yet.
I was in tears😂😂
I will forever say when someone proposes to me,“YOUR PICKAXE IS NOT SRTONG ENOUGH TO BREAK THIS YET.”
Ashley Playz that’s IF someone proposes to you
"So... ya like eggs?" *pulls out a raw egg- "yeah you like eggs" *sensually forces the raw egg into the person's mouth-
Linus went from worst boy to best girl in five seconds.
What do you mean? He was already best boy.
I think you meant to say that the other way around
Dude that sprite is hella ugly, it’s the other way around, best boy to worst girl
@@TheWither129 agreed
That flickering mess of spouses was so disturbing. 😂 Well done, DF!
3:52 jas is "single"
I think I know what's going on here.
Give me my strongest pickaxe. I need to do something very important.
So is Vincent
What if "pickaxe" is slang for something else...
Like a boys you know what?
@@AshzieWasTaken Why should it be used to break people?
@@limecyanizer4394 are you implying that it _shouldn't_ be used as a pickaxe?
@@--46200 excuse me
It's slang for commitment
0:34 "Can I offer you an egg in this trying time"
DF marries the entire town to compensate for his soft pickaxe
He needs to go deep down into the mines for a stronger pickaxe.
I would love to see someone make a mod for stardew, that fills in all the characters speech (plus cut scenes) with conversations they would have with DF.
E V E R Y B O D Y G A N G S T A U N T I L T H E W A I F U S S A Y
*Your pickaxe isn't strong enough to break this yet*
*I feel like if you where actually in this game, there would be a lot of bodies*
*pam would probably be scattered everywhere*
Kinky
DF being a usual Anime protagonist who are set in High School and having harem.
I need a stronger pickaxe before he marry me, it makes sense.... LMFAO 😂😂
6:33 BUT TOMATOS ARE FRUIT
Omggg you're right didn't think about this
That's the whole point of that heart event. You ever heard the saying "knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad"? Basically Demetrius is arguing the former and Robin is arguing the latter, and he forces you to pick a side, gaining or losing relationship points with him based on your choice.
*goes into Clint's*
"Hmmm... No thanks."
😂💀
1:08 marriageBoss.exe has stoped working
Good lord the "your pickaxe isn't strong enough yet" had me rolling :D
"I'm gonna put you in my basement."
You should marry the child dove statue, it should be easy with the amount of prismatic shards you give it, and while your at it, marry the divorce book
divorce the divorce book
Poor veronica she was shaking in fear when u asked to marry her
I lost my shit at "catch and release program!"
Your pickaxe isn’t strong enough to break this yet.
Interesting that DF has changed the purpose of this game from farming to the marriage challenge lol. I've watched almost every Stardew video he's made and he seems to have the most fun with the multiple dating/marriage ones.
*“The wizard on the other hand”*
DF: *marrys everyone*
Also DF: oops I divorced everyone
I'm pretty sure Liny was expecting you to move in with her. Lol. Sharing a tent..
1:46
I’m not sure they meant your actual pick axe...
I think they meant something else needs to be stronger to break through...
Shania Twain is shaking in her Shaneia boots
i was looking for smth to watch while i eat lunch and this got uploaded right after i finished icb
Just found channel... This is the quality content I’ve been looking for 😂
Mayor Louise's serious face. I'm dying XD
"Your pickaxe isn't strong enough"
Which pickaxe do you mean tool or under my belt
I mean wrap lollipop pickaxe shape in pant
Im spooky now this coding job I have the
I now understand why I was bad at talking to girls. My pickaxe wasn't strong enough yet.
That broken image is the typical bug of putting the portrait mods in the sprites folder
Your pickaxe isn't strong enough to break this yet? Are they refer themselves as a stone? Then your TRUE pickaxe might be...
The pickaxe thing is a legit glitch, I get that in the PS4 version when an item can't be used.
congrats on 400k dude !
There were so many perfect moments in this video. Awesome editing, quality vid DF. 👍
Just subbed and immediately got a notification
Marz Melon how did you just sub you should’ve subbed a long time ago.
Noah Lemon hehe well I just found his videos
I don’t think he knows that Wendy is the fast food mascot
Oooooohhhhh
everybody gangsta til you pull out your pickaxe that’s strong enough to break this
"Where's the screen going? It's escaping!" -DF, 2019
I think we just found the perfekt pick-up line for DF. "Your pickaxe is strong enough."😉😉
This part made me laugh 4:23
4:24 😂 He looks so pissed!
I fucking snorted at "I already have...two girlfriends."
I really enjoy watching your videos your mysterious and I can’t get enough of it it’s amazing how many videos I watch of yours...you are just so addicting I love you mannnn ❤️❤️ keep up the videos you should do some other games I would love to see your reaction to them maybe do a poll or something that’ll be amazing ‼️❤️❤️❤️
Later today....
New video: I Tried To Divorce So Many People That It Broke Stardew Valley (I Need A Stronger Pickaxe)
It seems like the game is taunting DF by saying his "pickaxe" is not strong enough to break Stardew Valley yet. (Your mods aren't enough to break this game yet DF.)
Oh snap Shiko be looking good
*YOU WANNA GET MORE SERIOUS? I FEEL THE SAME WAY* 4:25
Yep this guy is never up to something good 😊
That is definitively an euphenism
when this is the last stardew valley video.
It's 3am finnaly wanna to go to sleep
Df :*uploads
Me : immediately watch
What is wrong with me
I love how you treat the other characters 😂😂😂 it's sooo funny :)
If your pickaxe is not strong enough to marry anyone try using megabombs
4:28 I burst out laughing hysterically
Yay! You're back!
🎊🎁Congratulations on 400k🎉🎁
Im spooky now this coding job
Pickaxes are strange.
Your pickaxe isn't strong enough to break this yet. *WANT SOME MOD???* heh *DWARF VALLEY!!!*
**I LOL THIS A LOT** ( 2:17 ) for someone who don't understand or want it her :P
Love all of your vids
Mayor Lewis is one of those crazies lol
Grats on 400 000, DF
Your pickaxe isn't strong enough to break their hearts.
“Again”
I missed the "Hello everyone"
I was playing earlier, and I noticed Linus and the wizard standing together on top of the tunnel to the golden pumpkin during the Spirits Eve festival.
Pickaxe is that what we are calling it now
The Demetrius....thing is amazing
The glitch with the sprites looks like a pretty easy fix, it looks like the file for the portrait sprite got put where the character model sprite was supposed to go so it’s *freaking* out.
I gotta say, Linus is looking pretty kawaii right now.
There's a mod that let's you transform your dog into mighty Pam.
Yay my favourite TH-camr
Congratulations, you finally broke Stardew Valley.
Your pickaxe isn't strong enough to break this yet
😏