Mumps ACTUALLY Gets REJECTED - Stardew Valley

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  • It finally happened, a legit NPC marriage candidate got the Mermaid's Pendant and there was no wedding to be had.. I had no idea this was even possible but turns out it was! Never before has Mumps been rejected by someone.. there's a first for everything! Stardew Valley gameplay with my commentary as always!
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  • @voidterrors
    @voidterrors 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4098

    Coffee and divorce my favorite breakfast

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Broken dreams for dinner, with a nice cold glass of heartbroken tears

    • @minievil9514
      @minievil9514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Dont forget children's blood jello for dessert!

    • @teivery5478
      @teivery5478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      the souls off the dead and rotten flowers for snacks

    • @sidebeef7053
      @sidebeef7053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yum

    • @ebonigalloway7582
      @ebonigalloway7582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mmmmmm delicious souls

  • @blackdownchilis2564
    @blackdownchilis2564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7036

    4:24 before checking mail 26200523 gold after checking mail 26615003 gold you made 414480 gold amazing

    • @Sultan_salt
      @Sultan_salt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Gg

    • @marcettejolly
      @marcettejolly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Nice

    • @c.r.bouton1842
      @c.r.bouton1842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Noice

    • @birdthief4723
      @birdthief4723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That's a lot of money

    • @amyconner2034
      @amyconner2034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Urbestbud 1111 buddy you forgot to include the money after the divorce and memory erasing

  • @Amiator99
    @Amiator99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5102

    That tea set is so rare. And DF just tossed it in the garbage...

    • @j.jtilling1722
      @j.jtilling1722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      I know, I was like WHAT?!!!

    • @t.stewart4354
      @t.stewart4354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +560

      That's awkward cause mine went right to the sell bin. Easy 5k gold

    • @cowgremlin
      @cowgremlin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      5 k g o l d ? ? ? ive never even seen this thing!

    • @Superfammucon
      @Superfammucon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Really?? That was the first gift I ever got

    • @Lucy050
      @Lucy050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      To be fair though, he can just spawn things into existence

  • @emilymonahan5232
    @emilymonahan5232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +985

    Y O U
    T H R E W
    T H E
    T E A S E T
    O U T ?

    • @yukadiangelo
      @yukadiangelo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      When I got it I threw it out because I thought I can't place it anywhere 😂 I should've sold it ... but it won't let me sell the tea set??

    • @kohve9687
      @kohve9687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I sold mine it wasnt worth a lot

    • @yukadiangelo
      @yukadiangelo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kohve9687 I can't sell it, idk why.

    • @kohve9687
      @kohve9687 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yukadiangelo indeed you do not

    • @nirisu6954
      @nirisu6954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      THERESA WILEY tell that to massachusetts on dec. 16, 1773
      (Boston tea party if you don’t get the joke)

  • @GeekVFood
    @GeekVFood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3829

    Can you put a pendant in the soup to 'propose' to the governer?

    • @StarrySkys
      @StarrySkys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      I'm going test that

    • @asura7941
      @asura7941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@StarrySkys did it work?

    • @reddytoplay9188
      @reddytoplay9188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      スモークsmoku no

    • @xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923
      @xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

      @@asura7941 I tested it, he said it was a disgusting soup :(

    • @asura7941
      @asura7941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 :(

  • @logismos9844
    @logismos9844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3225

    Starting gold- 26,200,523
    Ending gold- 26,615,003
    Total gold - 414,480
    Not very profitable for 100+ years.

    • @xxrefunct8545
      @xxrefunct8545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well done!

    • @tomatoe9405
      @tomatoe9405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nice!

    • @Gilhelmi
      @Gilhelmi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      You did not account for the value of the junk....
      I mean items.

    • @tomatoe9405
      @tomatoe9405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Gilhelmi lol

    • @xxrefunct8545
      @xxrefunct8545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@GilhelmiWell he did more work than you

  • @icey244
    @icey244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2311

    i want to see the mumps mod with this. mumps gets rejected by mumps.

    • @nothing299
      @nothing299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Now that is bootifull

    • @danielshepherd6207
      @danielshepherd6207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yes that is an good idea everybody divorcing each other and drinking coffee while sacrificing children while wiping other memories

    • @annakate4495
      @annakate4495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YESSSSSS PLEASE

    • @icey244
      @icey244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      war of the mumps

    • @danielshepherd6207
      @danielshepherd6207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The war was devastating. The mumps destroyed everything, the trees the rocks the houses.

  • @blackdownchilis2564
    @blackdownchilis2564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1902

    2:21 if they rode the bus with pam they would be patients

    • @toneystank
      @toneystank 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      lol, i couldn't agree more.

    • @Tjacobr
      @Tjacobr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Theywouldnt be patients they would be dead at the road

    • @TruKave
      @TruKave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Start a morgue and give Pam a percentage of the profits so she brings you the bodies.

    • @annakate4495
      @annakate4495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good lord you know your stardew valley XD

    • @sionid...8597
      @sionid...8597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wrote this comment then looked down to see you beat me to it.

  • @KiraraLalaYT
    @KiraraLalaYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    Mumps realizes he isnt a gift to everyone....

    • @stevehartkopf9114
      @stevehartkopf9114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Kirara ... Mumps is the gift that keeps giving...

    • @minasion1475
      @minasion1475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ...Divorce.
      Mumps is the gift that keeps giving Divorce.

    • @Henry-ng4li
      @Henry-ng4li 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mumps is the gift that keeps taking

    • @justelliot4870
      @justelliot4870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't know what you are talking about!

    • @Kamexe
      @Kamexe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah we got our STD shots.

  • @evanluck1229
    @evanluck1229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    3:46 he's been going through mail so long that trees grew

  • @PrismCasillica
    @PrismCasillica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Someone needa to make a polygamy mod for Mumps.

    • @oranplan1630
      @oranplan1630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      good news, there is one! Multiple Spouses Mod

    • @missvideocutie
      @missvideocutie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@oranplan1630 oh my god thank you for telling me this exists you are a godsend 😎

    • @oranplan1630
      @oranplan1630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@missvideocutie hey since you're here I should probably mention, there's a new version called the Free Love mod!

    • @missvideocutie
      @missvideocutie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@oranplan1630 thank you for letting me know I hope your pillow is cold/ warm on both sides tonight 😎👍

  • @garfield5983
    @garfield5983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Mumps: -gives mermaid pendant to sebastian-
    Sebastian: -rejects it-
    Mumps: "wait that's illegal"

  • @PaperFlare
    @PaperFlare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1895

    The Tea Set is INCREDIBLY rare. You can only receive it from the marriage candidates during the feast of the winter star (so no children, no old people, no married people, etc).
    You get one chance per year, you have to get one of the potential spouses as your gift giver (12/28 chance), and then you have a 1/14 chance of getting it...and that's ASSUMING they all have an equal chance, and that the chances aren't weighted towards the less valuable stuff. Or basically a 3% chance per year. 3% in itself isn't too bad, but the TIME involved to be allowed to roll the RNG on that 3% draw is staggering, especially on a "normal" playthrough of the game.
    Amazing that you got this during a video.

    • @Charles-yi3mx
      @Charles-yi3mx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@frogslegs9502 AFAIK the Tea Set is on the "default" set of gifts. Some NPCs have overrides, which are Clint (metals), Evelyn (cookies), Marnie (eggs), Robin (wood & stone), Willy (fishing supplies), and the children (dolls, clay etc.). Everyone else will use the "default" list, which includes the tea set

    • @mrscoldarrow
      @mrscoldarrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      PaperFlare I got it in my second year

    • @Cookivirus
      @Cookivirus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Got it first year from sam

    • @boocrimson7720
      @boocrimson7720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I find it funny I got it from Haley in year 1 on my Sebastian romance playthrough

    • @SheeshMaster64
      @SheeshMaster64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jodi gave me mine then I accidentally gave it to Shane 😂

  • @draci9932
    @draci9932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    The Mighty Mumps has fallen.

    • @BreakingNuyt
      @BreakingNuyt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's going to be very scary when he rises again! No one will be safe! Even us!

    • @rz9297
      @rz9297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sebastian the Mumpslayer

    • @Lucy050
      @Lucy050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow! That is a deep theory

  • @noodle8280
    @noodle8280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    My life is complete, you finally checked your mail!!!
    “sobs”
    😂

    • @user-rx7sq8fd1p
      @user-rx7sq8fd1p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Quick tip use * not “ for outlining thing that a person is doing, for example *sobs* not “sobs”

    • @arandomcat9647
      @arandomcat9647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-rx7sq8fd1p *so that's how you do that*

    • @alexhollinghurst3945
      @alexhollinghurst3945 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arandomcat9647 *_cries in DF being rejected_*

    • @noodle8280
      @noodle8280 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Danger Noodles thanks! *I was cheated of a prime opportunity*

  • @BLEARMANATEE86
    @BLEARMANATEE86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    *you get a tea set!*
    _i can't wait to put that on my table_
    *Throws in trash*

  • @noah1535
    @noah1535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    DF the tea set is a gift that you can only get from the feast of the winter star from all but a few of the npc's. You have a wierd luck for getting unique items recently

    • @mpking7565
      @mpking7565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      always on maximum luck i gues😅

  • @UltraDanteKing
    @UltraDanteKing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    You gave Sebastian 987 Mermaid Pendant...

    • @adriennebrown8479
      @adriennebrown8479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know right I saw that and I just like " what the heck?" 🤣

    • @Vesper-
      @Vesper- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      he has mods so he can spawn any item.

  • @GamerAbbylee
    @GamerAbbylee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    When he was checking the mail the tractor kept changing positions and the trees grew...

  • @oliviamuetzel2825
    @oliviamuetzel2825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Okay, so i have a theory! There really isn't a way to prove it though.
    Its hinted that Abigail is the Wizards daughter, which you know. Caroline used to say she'd take walks to the wizards tower, and not to tell Pierre. The Wizard was previously married to a witch. When going to get the magic ink back, the wizard says he made a mistake that drove his wife away, she turned green and started flying around the country side.
    I think, his wife came home and caught the wizard and Caroline in bed, (green hair Caroline, so the witch turned green) and he got Caroline pregnant, thus driving the witch away. Which is why you can use a prismatic shard to get rid of your children at the witches hut. She hates that her husband had a child with another woman. Now Caroline is the reason the witch flies around cursing the country side. Everyone thought Mayor Lewis and Marnie had drama, The wizard and Caroline both cheated on their spouces.

    • @oliviamuetzel2825
      @oliviamuetzel2825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Thank you! I just got to this part in my play through, and i also just rewatched the DF video for Abigail and the wizards Daughter. I thought it was interesting. What else could the wizard have done?

    • @FaiienWings
      @FaiienWings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      To add to your theory, Abigail has dialogue that she once dyed her hair purple...and then after that, it just stayed that colour.

    • @oliviamuetzel2825
      @oliviamuetzel2825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@FaiienWings and Pierre doesn't know, he says in dialog he wished Abby would stop dying her hair.

    • @caros.6072
      @caros.6072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Olivia Muetzel that's really cool!

    • @oliviamuetzel2825
      @oliviamuetzel2825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@caros.6072 isn't it? This game goes so in depth!

  • @baboosrandomvids5390
    @baboosrandomvids5390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    *SEES TITLE* WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY??? MUMPS ACTUALLY GOT REJECTED?!?!!

    • @nickvanalstine1663
      @nickvanalstine1663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was my actual reaction maybe i slight bit more calm but yea

  • @TheAugizzz
    @TheAugizzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The moment he got Penny for winter star gift person thing, I got so jealous, and the moment he threw away the gift, my heart broke

  • @moo690000
    @moo690000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Oh, hey cool! Tea set! I have been trying to get that! You can only get it here and... Nooooooooooooo!!!!!

  • @booot8724
    @booot8724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Hey Wheels, hoping to get a new set of legs????"
    Favorite joke!!!!

  • @tychoonthemoon6824
    @tychoonthemoon6824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    top 10 anime betrals / plot twist

  • @hummingmostbird
    @hummingmostbird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Epilepsy warning for 2:59-4:10

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    You better marry and divorce Sebastian again. Revenge for his rejection.

  • @lightdrgn20
    @lightdrgn20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    What if you gave people their missing items (Robin's Axe, Mayors Shorts, or Linuses Basket) on the winter festival

  • @jakemathews8630
    @jakemathews8630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    It really be like that sometimes

    • @jjnn2
      @jjnn2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What?

    • @crestopticwhite5029
      @crestopticwhite5029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Subscribe for More Quality Minecraft Content it just be like that sometimes

    • @Absenteeee
      @Absenteeee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      roses are red, violets are blue,
      they don't think it be like it is, but it do

  • @JohnDoe-sz9uv
    @JohnDoe-sz9uv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    Dude you legitimately need an epilepsy warning on the mail screens

    • @xcp4518
      @xcp4518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Pete epileptics are weak let them die

    • @nuggettea4510
      @nuggettea4510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@xcp4518 oof

    • @verlexin8398
      @verlexin8398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      123 likes
      It’d be a shame if someone else
      Completely ruined it

    • @enjoyerofnonsense3392
      @enjoyerofnonsense3392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      No kidding, it took me about five seconds to process what was happening and I already felt dizzy/sick at my stomach. Epilepsy isn’t a joke, please put a warning Mumps.

    • @alicine-sims8988
      @alicine-sims8988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah... That was excruciating, and if I wasn't in a well lit room and able to look away fast enough I think I might have had a seizure. :/

  • @ahrifangirl
    @ahrifangirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    OH man, the tea sea, that item can ONLY be found from the winter star festival, so lucky!

  • @nataliateta
    @nataliateta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Hi DF I saw on the last vid someone commented about seeing Demetrius hiding behind a bush near the playground where he normally hangs out, and when they saw him there was just a “...” dialogue bubble above his head. You should look into this for one of your videos!! I believe someone said it was on summer the 20th but idk if there’s a definitive date for it to work. Anyways yeah bye

    • @nataliateta
      @nataliateta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Also I’ve seen this happen to multiple people so I don’t think it’s just like a myth or something lol

    • @sabrinaxstrange
      @sabrinaxstrange 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hes just thinking I believe, it doesn't really do much cx

    • @bbgoldenflower357
      @bbgoldenflower357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He is researching, checking the bushes and being alarmed. Probably a bee haha xD

    • @Yvonne343
      @Yvonne343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I saw it happen two or three times in my game as well. It only happens during summer when Demetrius visits the fountain and walks around near the bushes. I believe what happens is, is that his AI is so clumsy that he walks right into a bush and gets stuck there.
      Because if my memory serves me right, I seem to recall him standing behind the bush for a short while, displaying either "..." or a question mark above his head and after a few seconds walking right through the bush and quickly hurrying home. The same way NPC's behave if they get blocked by someone or something.
      That's just what I recall. I'd have to play my game again to make sure.

    • @petralan
      @petralan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's just Demetrius doing research! But i've never seen anyone else do it, so that part might be a glitch🤔

  • @anotherlonewolf588
    @anotherlonewolf588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It’s an avocado...thANKS....

  • @AndromedaArchive
    @AndromedaArchive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When Mumps threw the Tea Set into the bin while saying "I can't wait to put that on my table at home," I went "/That/ is your home?"

  • @flora6347
    @flora6347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Good morning Mumps! I made us some *C O F F E E*

  • @theendofthestart8179
    @theendofthestart8179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    heres a suggestion: keep doing this, forever, youre so funny its addictive and makes me laugh everytime, and im sure im not alone, seriously keep up the good work man

  • @bizzbell7246
    @bizzbell7246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Do people have different reactions to you passing out in the mines? I’ve gotten a few different ones like Maru and Linus, but I’m not sure if they are all the same? Would u mind if I asked you to test it out? I’m pretty sure that the people you marry have the same dialogue though.

    • @makaylareitman1232
      @makaylareitman1232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Bizzbell I’m married to Shane and died by an accidental bomb placement and he found me and said I was out late and he went to find me. So I think they do have different reactions

    • @j.jtilling1722
      @j.jtilling1722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd love to see this.

    • @loulabell117
      @loulabell117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I only ever get Linus

    • @makaylareitman1232
      @makaylareitman1232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He should also see if they have the same dialogue at zero hearts or if someone else finds them

    • @danielshepherd6207
      @danielshepherd6207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got Demetrius

  • @smartinsmartin1696
    @smartinsmartin1696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Penny: hello umm the weathers interesting don't you think....?
    DF: yes a lot more interesting then you are.
    Me: *bursting tears of laughter*

  • @amyanoidame1861
    @amyanoidame1861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just finished my anime so I was just hoping for something to watch. Good timing!

  • @lisajaxson2021
    @lisajaxson2021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The tea set is one of the rarest gift

  • @Treebucket
    @Treebucket 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You had 26230523 money before checking the mail and you had 26615003 after checking the mail

  • @givemedeath3342
    @givemedeath3342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    $26,200,523 Before mail
    $26,615,003 After mail
    You only made $414,480 from all that mail lmao

  • @skittles2729
    @skittles2729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just found this channel and now I’m addicted. To the stardew valley content but mostly this dudes voice

  • @hellojello987
    @hellojello987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really like that my prevideo ad for a movie called "marry me.". Very appropriate

  • @yay3101
    @yay3101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ah! An avacado! ....thanks...
    WADDUP VINE REFFENCE

  • @mecharex7785
    @mecharex7785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    DF! I found Abigail in front of the wizard's tower on the 7th of spring at 4:10!

  • @Emmiees1710
    @Emmiees1710 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Only found your channel like a week ago and you are SO savage. Your comments about the villagers give me life omg

  • @thegermanpotato5405
    @thegermanpotato5405 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your mail box has probably reached god level because it can fit that much mail

  • @advancedloiterer1820
    @advancedloiterer1820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "It's official, my morning just wouldn't be complete without a hot cup of coffee... that alongside a generous heaping of divorce makes a one balanced breakfast." That had me holding my sides from laughter for ages. I just calmed down and then got: "What is a tea set?" Being a tea drinking Aussie, that had me in stitches again. Thank you, DF.

  • @pyromaniac000000
    @pyromaniac000000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    That wouldve been a much better video xD screw this stupid idea, wait for another hundred years and see how much all that mail was worth! Mumps is already a fossil, being alive as long he has. Might as well add another couple digits to his age.
    You scrapped the tea set??? That angers me way too much! Thats the only rare item i still need to collect, and RNG sucks! My last feast Vincent gave me a lump of clay!

  • @sandblossom598games4
    @sandblossom598games4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    every video i watch i find at least one sentence that describes me to the bone "Coffee and Divorce... It's a good day"

  • @torikinsey1880
    @torikinsey1880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how this ended up in my recommended 3 years after it was made 😂

  • @morichinatsu6096
    @morichinatsu6096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My favorite part is that Sebastian took ALL of the Mermaid's Pendants. "I don't like this" -- takes all of them

  • @yourcrustyramen
    @yourcrustyramen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Coffee and Divorce. It's a good day😂 Only Df

  • @aleriamsoma5792
    @aleriamsoma5792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I can't wait to put it on my table" trashes it.
    I laughed way too hard

  • @gracegirl1086
    @gracegirl1086 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    DF! Your playthrough of 60 parsecs was great. Please do more!!!

  • @thesweetcoco
    @thesweetcoco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    What is when you leave your Girlfriend/Wife when she is Pregnant?

    • @heatherg3162
      @heatherg3162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If you divorce a spouse during the two weeks before the baby arrives, the birth/adoption event doesn't happen. It's basically treated like the pregnancy/adoption never existed. Kinda sad, really.

  • @dammithatty
    @dammithatty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Damn, your having a bad week

  • @chef.bigdog1422
    @chef.bigdog1422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DF made a a whole 414480 while collecting mail

  • @cowboyspit2230
    @cowboyspit2230 ปีที่แล้ว

    “wheels? hoping for a new set of legs this year?” sent me to the fucking moon

  • @ChoccyMilk954
    @ChoccyMilk954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have an idea
    Get everyone to 10 hearts and then skip a couple years and then collect the gifts in the mail to see the value, also count the money you receive from Pierre and mayor Lewis

  • @dalemonshateu6948
    @dalemonshateu6948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Try getting a divorced spouse to ten hearts with the feast of the winter star :)

  • @MetaGrave
    @MetaGrave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Aw, dude, the Tea Set's actually a tough get! XD

  • @mskittygemma
    @mskittygemma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    coffee and divorce.
    Part of Mumps complete breakfast.

  • @lillihrncir3000
    @lillihrncir3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You should play animal crossing switch when it comes out... But I don't know if you have a switch

  • @AriochStarr
    @AriochStarr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That line od dialogue by Linus, "Someone was throwing rocks at my house last night...", do you reckon that's a reference to the Blair Witch Project? That'd be pretty cool.
    Also, rip Mumps.

  • @fleacythesheepgirl
    @fleacythesheepgirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You got the freaking tea set!

  • @kamigeist4181
    @kamigeist4181 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you have a slow day you should do a mashup of all the times you mentioned the decades of mail accumulating together with you finally checking the mail.

  • @shounen1810
    @shounen1810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oofs in the chat

  • @user-xl2ru5dq6r
    @user-xl2ru5dq6r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You just got a letter! xMoreThanYourLoveForCoffee
    Oh you just got a letter! xMoreThanYourLoveForCoffee

  • @Lixxie612
    @Lixxie612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I beleive there are speech bubbles for Linus and the Wizard during the Spirits Eve festival; they stand on top of the cliff that overlooks the maze.

  • @Debloko666
    @Debloko666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how you make a 10 minutes video from a thing that needs 1 minute to do. That's why I like your channel, DangerouslyFunny!

  • @chilly_changa
    @chilly_changa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You earned G 414,480

  • @Alexonyl98
    @Alexonyl98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mail was worth 414,480 gold

  • @jackd5878
    @jackd5878 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching you check that much mail, that fast should have a "May Cause Seizures" warning.

  • @danziglaughlin9747
    @danziglaughlin9747 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    DF: "Shane's pretty forgettable"
    Me: *loads gun*

  • @foxygamer1213
    @foxygamer1213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You had 26,200,523 then after the mail you had 26,615,003 witch means you earned 414,480 from the mail.

    • @JivieBR
      @JivieBR 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stole someone's comment lol

    • @foxygamer1213
      @foxygamer1213 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      M.A.J.22 no I did the math all by myself.

    • @Hd82022
      @Hd82022 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *which* not witch

  • @givemedeath3342
    @givemedeath3342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm calling BS, there's NOOO way in hell that could ever happen

  • @Blubb1ify
    @Blubb1ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love when you say Heeeeelllooo everyone. Your videos and voice is amazing

  • @delaneymontelli7913
    @delaneymontelli7913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    God I love this channel

  • @strawberryshorty2080
    @strawberryshorty2080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    21 likes and no views
    Welp
    Who took TH-cam to the bar

  • @slyceth
    @slyceth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love Sebastian!€€

  • @OfelieArt
    @OfelieArt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:45 you know that video took a long time to make cos two trees managed to grow while you were checking mail

  • @RedBaronHill1
    @RedBaronHill1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first minute of this video is just comedy gold.

  • @rockstarpandayoutube6589
    @rockstarpandayoutube6589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    DF, you made 354 480 dollars. That’s three hundred fifty four thousand four hundred eight dollars. Took me about 15-30 mins to calculate XD

    • @stevehartkopf9114
      @stevehartkopf9114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      rockstarpanda youtube 15-30 to calculate?! That is very impressive for a Panda...hence why you are also a rockstar!

    • @rockstarpandayoutube6589
      @rockstarpandayoutube6589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Steve Hartkopf lol

    • @lem2004
      @lem2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't know friendship also a great income

    • @humppi.2304
      @humppi.2304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stevehartkopf9114 This Panda has talent

  • @kamchaotic6225
    @kamchaotic6225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "That's ok. Shane's pretty forgettable."
    OUCH.

  • @DoubleClutch155
    @DoubleClutch155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did anyone else see the tractor move when he got done checking the mail?!

  • @gumblemutt3495
    @gumblemutt3495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How could anyone resist such a cold, dead smile?

  • @razielm8012
    @razielm8012 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The tea set is a lot better than the wood, and rocks that I usually received.

  • @misfortune1698
    @misfortune1698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    * DF gives Linus coffee *
    Linus=Thank you! This is a great gift!
    DF=It's actually not...
    (DF is addicted to coffee)

  • @happyvocal
    @happyvocal 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "It actually took an alarming amount of work just to get to here, this video idea was terrible for me" lol bless you

  • @juliawilliams8881
    @juliawilliams8881 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The long dark story mode is being revised this December, it’s not like stardew but I’d love to see it on your channel

  • @lucylou5835
    @lucylou5835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's 12 am, I'm going home from Disney world. Should be asleep, buuuut couldn't resist not watching this :^)

  • @sarahtonin07
    @sarahtonin07 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your voice reminds me of Caboose from Red vs Blue, but if he was eloquent and had smarts 😂

  • @brianrobert9493
    @brianrobert9493 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    A tree grew as he was checking his mail, tell me im not the only one to see that XD

  • @katanimefan966
    @katanimefan966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watching DF's videos actually made me like penny more XD

  • @parsa..
    @parsa.. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That tea set is soooooo rare!

  • @a02g73
    @a02g73 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Had to look away when you were actually going through the mail, that flashing gave me a headache 😩

  • @Myriako
    @Myriako 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for this video ! 😊🌻

  • @Rath_9
    @Rath_9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Need a mod made to get gifts from everyone at once at the winter fest so you can experiment and see all the items you can get from gifts