@@2-_-V-_-.2 I wish my friend would have this level of self-awareness... But he just thinks everyone's just too dumb and basic for his great sense of humor...
A coyote is when one of your animals gets locked outside over night and it has a 50% chance it will get killed. If you go pet the the other animals they will have a message saying they are scared because of the attack
You missed an opportunity with "this is no place for a young lady". My first thought was "Of course it is, the only issue with it is that she's still alive.".
So fun fact, Pierre isn't Abigail's father, the wizard is, and sometimes she tells you that her hair never fades from that color, so the carpet most likely matches the drapes.
loser-by-choice Oooh I wanted comment in the wizard love child but didn't wanna do spoilers but it's on the wiki I was like Stardew drama like the games incredible but then the one guy made all these deep people problems and its incredible
anigail dyes her hair different colors, but she says for some reason it always goes back to purple on its own. no matter what she does. added to may other hints, she is the nearest likely child of the wizard, not Jas
Wrong, she never says that. Her mother says her hair was a brown variant, and Abigail says her hair never fades from purple. This is the easiest way to make a character with dyed hair not have a million different fading color portraits. Jas however, is the most likely child of the wizard. The wizard says he has a child in town, and both of Jas's parents died mysteriously.
what about Caroline saying that she used to visit tower on the west before she meets Pierre? And Pierre mentioning about worries that he isn't biological father to abigail?
It's actually kinda touching to see that Abigail used to hide her sword in her clothing drawer, but then is able to keep it out in the open once she lives in your home
Of course you choose to show all the heart events for abigail, the person i married, but only like the 10 heart event for all the other characters i haven't married
I subbed to this channel a few months back and didn't leave a comment yet. I just wanted to say that your videos are great and I can't wait to see this channel grow. Have a good one.
"She has green hair, and that's just wierd." Do you, or have you watched anime? Typically in anime, green hair is a red flag that there's something _off_ about them.
When I got to the 4 Heart Event with Abigail, It had just gotten Spring. And I chopped the Tree just before the Winter. "Come stand under the Tree." And I was like: There is no Tree, there was no Tree for like a quarter Year, and that little Sprout that is like half your height does NOT count... ._.
I have some suggestions: try to marry someone, divorce and propose to someone else on the same day. Another suggetion is propose to someone and after thy accept try to drop their hearts by goving them stuff they hate and throwing something nasty in to the pot durring lu lau on 11th of sommer.
I really thought she was a child at first...like 15-18 years old? Lol. Pierre and Caroline kept mentioning her as their daughter so I really thought she was too young to be married. But I really like Abigail! 💕
The howling means that one of your farm animals was locked outside overnight and killed by a coyote. One time a coyote ate my precious lil baby goat and I legitimately cried for ten minutes RIP Grover the goat, you were an inspiration to all the other lil goats
the Ouija boards work because your sub-conscious controls it for you :D also, can someone please make a mod that adds responses DF would use? like the do a flip
I married Abigail i have been working on it for like most of year 1 and then i completed the bridge repair, thinking it was the one to get the Mermaids Pendant, but nope, so in summer i got 300 wood and repaired the bridge, waited for it to rain, and gave it to her. She was already at 10 hears and upgraded house, and im happy with my decision.
I've developed this habit where every time I hear DF laugh (6:34) I scroll down into the comments to watch everyone freak out I think I've found a straggler, no DF's laugh comments in sight.
Why not just give them that Light Green Wallpaper? Everyone seems to love that one, and you dont need to worry about getting different gifts. Unless they patched it, then Im just talking out my ass. I actually think you did a video about that.
Grimgrol They haven't patched it, although it's a bit annoying to carry 8 of them and have them slowly fill up your inventory. Considering amethyst actually stacks and can be replicated fairly quickly, I don't blame him.
The thing with that is, he can just get one of them and gift it. You can only gift an item once a day, and with that only twice a week. So he wouldnt really need to even have a stack of 8+ when you will only be using one item a day, 2 items a week. When it comes to the flowers though, he can just shove those down her till she takes the hint.
Well, if you set the wallpapers on the table, you'll see what item they're each associated with. Most of the time it's breaking textures of some sort. Anyways, it's pretty easy to find out that the green one is a prismatic shard. Also, one of them is a lost book that when picked off the table will add to your books in the library, so that's great.
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I love how he uses his sense of humor in a blank expression kind of talk
It's cool but in rl it's an absolute mood killer
I know this because I am also a very sarkastic person
Love how three years later he still has that lovely charm of humor 💀
@@2-_-V-_-.2 I wish my friend would have this level of self-awareness... But he just thinks everyone's just too dumb and basic for his great sense of humor...
lol
"I am a very busy person."
He says as he's bombing the trailer park.
He doesn't like free range animals 🙂
the howling is a coyote attack on your farm animals
phil carp is that a real thing? I've never heard of it
It was added the 1.1 update.
phil carp it's a good thing he doesn't give a fuck! Lol
It's actually been a thing since before 1.1 as far as I know, it's just super dooper rare. I've personally never experienced it.
Mini Manta It only happens if you lock one of your farm animals out of the barn/coop. (Shut the gate while they're still outside)
"Tie it to yourself and take a swim, the sky is the limit"
DangerouslyFunny 2017
2:42 "And I don't have time for that, I'm a busy person." *Decides to blow up Pam's trailer* lmfao
Lol
MrZicle lol
MrZicle DF will never be able to defeat the legendary PAMMMM BUM BUM BUM MWAHAHAHA
"Well I was just married to Shane.." That dirty joke though
Chappy Thime the purple curtains one aswell
joystick
penis
A coyote is when one of your animals gets locked outside over night and it has a 50% chance it will get killed. If you go pet the the other animals they will have a message saying they are scared because of the attack
Shoobydoobydoo333
I hate it when I post a comment explaining something and then scroll down to see someone already posted what I said.
Kieran Ennis I hate it when people reply to year old comments
Helmie so u hate yourself? *and me :c*
THATS WHY I CANT FIND MY CAT!?
@@helmie4118 ya I mean whats the point right? It's not like anybody cares at that point.
"You really seem to know your way around a joystick"
WELL I WAS JUST MARRIED TO SHANE SO THAT SHOULDVE BEEN OBVIOUS.
Mariah Raines :D
It’s okay,one of your animals died when you heard the howling
6:34 did he laugh?! *IVE SEEN THE IMPOSSIBLE*
Laughed at the joy stick part, haha. Love your sense of humor.
At least Abigail had more conversation to contribute than some of the others. LOL
That feel when you sink 12 hours into Stardew watching this lovely creature and as soon as u stop and crawl in bed theres a new video.
Been there...quite recently!
You missed an opportunity with "this is no place for a young lady".
My first thought was "Of course it is, the only issue with it is that she's still alive.".
So fun fact, Pierre isn't Abigail's father, the wizard is, and sometimes she tells you that her hair never fades from that color, so the carpet most likely matches the drapes.
Zombie C06 Yes there IS, THE WIKI IS THE PROOF!!!!!!!
Took me a moment to realize what you meant
Dude, Pierre is Abigails real dad and there is no legitimate proof that the wizard is. Abigail is just rebellious from her parents.
Colette Johnson just a theory
Steven Cummings tell that to the wizard. he has a line where he says he thinks that one of the townspeople is his daughter
Maybe you should do Maru and then break her heart and then marry her step-brother and break his heart.
Then they'll finally have something in common! :D
@@astolfofansunny4047 🍵👀
@@astolfofansunny4047 I know that. I just meant like, tea? You know?
69 likes nice
@@-Moonlitskys- do you even know what 69ing is?
_Abigail: I didn't know you were so good with a joystick!_
*_Me: Yeah, I have a husband to practice with_*
There has been speculation that the Wizard is Abigails dad..... so maybe the carpet does match?
Abigail actually mentioned that she dye her hair and Jas is the most nearest speculation of the Wizard's daughter as she has a junimo book in her room
loser-by-choice Oooh I wanted comment in the wizard love child but didn't wanna do spoilers but it's on the wiki I was like Stardew drama like the games incredible but then the one guy made all these deep people problems and its incredible
anigail dyes her hair different colors, but she says for some reason it always goes back to purple on its own. no matter what she does. added to may other hints, she is the nearest likely child of the wizard, not Jas
Wrong, she never says that. Her mother says her hair was a brown variant, and Abigail says her hair never fades from purple. This is the easiest way to make a character with dyed hair not have a million different fading color portraits. Jas however, is the most likely child of the wizard. The wizard says he has a child in town, and both of Jas's parents died mysteriously.
what about Caroline saying that she used to visit tower on the west before she meets Pierre? And Pierre mentioning about worries that he isn't biological father to abigail?
tfw dangerously funny finally gets to your waifu
dangerously funny already broke mine's heart rest in pieces
Papa John I think he's left penny alone...
chucktowski yeah he didn't marry penny
Yet...
what is tfw?..
"Im a busy person"
*proceeds to plant bombs around the village*
What happens if you knock her up and then divorce her?
This needs exploring!!!!
misoman he tried it already i think nothing really changes
Something's Amos What do you mean by "knock her up"?
Like an Alistar pulverize. Duh...
Something's Amos cause that is avaible to do in stardew
It's actually kinda touching to see that Abigail used to hide her sword in her clothing drawer, but then is able to keep it out in the open once she lives in your home
I love the commentary. Always makes me laugh
i love your videos. your blend of serious humor is refreshing. i find myself excited everytime i see an upload from you!
AijoBunny it's called dry humor FYI 👍
Of course you choose to show all the heart events for abigail, the person i married, but only like the 10 heart event for all the other characters i haven't married
Everyone's saying "not penny" Now its gotta happen 😂
Also this guy is hilarious, I love his humor. Just subbed
I subbed to this channel a few months back and didn't leave a comment yet. I just wanted to say that your videos are great and I can't wait to see this channel grow. Have a good one.
I downloaded a mod and now I'm dating the wizard
graslund did u download the cleavege mod 2?
"She has green hair, and that's just wierd."
Do you, or have you watched anime?
Typically in anime, green hair is a red flag that there's something _off_ about them.
"I don't Know Put it on something? Tie it to yourself and go for a swim, the sky's the limit"
When I got to the 4 Heart Event with Abigail, It had just gotten Spring. And I chopped the Tree just before the Winter.
"Come stand under the Tree."
And I was like: There is no Tree, there was no Tree for like a quarter Year, and that little Sprout that is like half your height does NOT count... ._.
I really appreciate the sarcastic voice over you do, it truly makes Stardew Valley special ^-^
I like how Abigail made a cat face when he made a gay joke about himself, hope she uses incognito.
"I appreciate the enthusiasm but it not that fun being married to me"
**Cast Spell**
ive been loving these recent videos keep them coming!!!
I have some suggestions: try to marry someone, divorce and propose to someone else on the same day. Another suggetion is propose to someone and after thy accept try to drop their hearts by goving them stuff they hate and throwing something nasty in to the pot durring lu lau on 11th of sommer.
6:33 - you're welcome.
I. Can't. Get. Over. His. Laugh.
"I was just married to shane.... so that should be obvious" i LOLed pretty hard
I like Abigail the most out of all the people you can marry in SV, but i think she´s actually underaged xD
if I had to guess, she's anywhere from 18-20. It seems most of the single ones who are in her age group are about 18-24, really.
Dr.Kuhmilch She talks about taking online college courses and yells at her mom that she's an adult now so I think you're safe lol.
One of the other girls mentions her graduation.
I really thought she was a child at first...like 15-18 years old? Lol. Pierre and Caroline kept mentioning her as their daughter so I really thought she was too young to be married. But I really like Abigail! 💕
The howling means that one of your farm animals was locked outside overnight and killed by a coyote. One time a coyote ate my precious lil baby goat and I legitimately cried for ten minutes
RIP Grover the goat, you were an inspiration to all the other lil goats
Actually after you marry her she eventually from time to time goes into the caves and gives you one thing she gathered
lol, didnt know videos from Stardew could be so funny xd
probably beacause of his jokes
Yea I guess so
I also had the sounds of wolves howling.. I lost a chicken when I woke up 😭
Never have I laughed at a video so damn hard!! I can't even breath!!! Love it!!!
6:32 That laugh was too adorable
the Ouija boards work because your sub-conscious controls it for you :D
also, can someone please make a mod that adds responses DF would use? like the do a flip
I tried with Abigail but bitch just eats everything and I eat everything too so instant divorce
oooh that grave yard scene
Emily give it a go again my god heartless
spenstarr he doesn't like the parrot
6:34 No! No breaking the laws of the universe in the house! Outside!
wait....
I married Abigail i have been working on it for like most of year 1 and then i completed the bridge repair, thinking it was the one to get the Mermaids Pendant, but nope, so in summer i got 300 wood and repaired the bridge, waited for it to rain, and gave it to her. She was already at 10 hears and upgraded house, and im happy with my decision.
Just wanted to say that I absolutely love your videos.
And I died laughing at your joke about the dog xD
I just came back from the Shane video and now its Abigail's time. You are an unstoppable monster and I love it.
ive never played starbound but i just love the way you talk and sound, you are amazing!!
Omfg this vid was so funny legit started coughing still loving the content like always keep up the good work
Living up to your channel name, even with the most casual voice I have ever heard. So many games would be amazing with commentary from you.
Also, I break into a laughing fit every time I think of the dog walking around in the void area,
Thanks for the double upload today. Love your content, and keep up the awesome work!
Abby x Muffins
I love how this guy is so heartless. Perfect!
I have become addicted to your videos. Your so funny yet informative how do you not have more subscribers? x)
I’m glad that amethysts are such good gifting tools
This video legit makes me crack up so much! I love you man!!!!
*Baby Girl
*David Jr.
Fucking great naming along with Baby1 and Baby2.
Abigail- "Last night I dreamt that my left hand had turned into a gigantic buffet. Does that mean anything?"
DF- "yeah it means your f*cking crazy.
I laughed so hard at the carpet being purple.
roasting skills:105 percent
I've developed this habit where every time I hear DF laugh (6:34) I scroll down into the comments to watch everyone freak out
I think I've found a straggler, no DF's laugh comments in sight.
New quote to live by: "I've got a bunch of coffee, but I'm not going to share it with you." ~DangerouslyFunny 2017
These videos are absolutely hilarious. You are a perfect motivation to buy the game
i love that last comment about the carpet
3:37
You have lost an animal overnight.
The other ones hate you.
These are hilarious! Loving all of them keep it up!
The subtle way he drops jokes are hilarious
Abby is out if collag, in one of Emily's hear seems she says "I haven't sweated this hard since Abby's graduation fiesta"
- What am i supposed to do with this rock?
- idk tie to your leg and go for a swim or something. The sky is the limit
"Abigail’s favorite gift: sedating flowers!" lol
Why not just give them that Light Green Wallpaper? Everyone seems to love that one, and you dont need to worry about getting different gifts. Unless they patched it, then Im just talking out my ass. I actually think you did a video about that.
Grimgrol They haven't patched it, although it's a bit annoying to carry 8 of them and have them slowly fill up your inventory. Considering amethyst actually stacks and can be replicated fairly quickly, I don't blame him.
The thing with that is, he can just get one of them and gift it. You can only gift an item once a day, and with that only twice a week. So he wouldnt really need to even have a stack of 8+ when you will only be using one item a day, 2 items a week. When it comes to the flowers though, he can just shove those down her till she takes the hint.
I gave both Abigail and Clint nothing but replicated Amethysts. Nobody was the wiser...
wow u rlly hacked the game
Well, if you set the wallpapers on the table, you'll see what item they're each associated with. Most of the time it's breaking textures of some sort. Anyways, it's pretty easy to find out that the green one is a prismatic shard.
Also, one of them is a lost book that when picked off the table will add to your books in the library, so that's great.
That closing line... LOL!
Keep abigail so that you two can play super nentendo while making ur other child
"i guess tou really know your way around a joystick huh? i guess that makes sense"
"well i was married to shane so that should have been obvious"
1:44 I had a heart attack
6:30 Legends Say,This Is The Only Time DF Ever Laugh
The howling happens every time it rains.
"Pierre's is closed on Wednesdays..." boi, you've been playing for 50+ years and never bothered to complete the community center?
@gaminglegacies I'm 4 years late but I think he went the joke route
JOJA
Your laugh is so cute!
Coyote howling must be wolfes. The eat chickens left outside.
5:47 Does that mean anything? Yeah it means your f****** crazy. 😂😂😂
"I dont have time for that im a busy person."
*destroys the neighborhood with bombs*
The spirt board moving was from on of mumps past loves
Your voice is really calming :)
Df is also dating haley and leah!!Poor Shane!!And Abigail said I love Mu!!😂😂
>Everyone complaining about shit tier waifus getting creamed harder than canned corn
>Linus is the best
>Abigail is overrated
haley is better than abigail
KodoKou Bogdan okay
KodoKou Bogdan I cant choose between those two
wolf can eat your animals when you hear the weird sound
Did anyone else think of cheese the fish when reading the title? I did.
Why do I find this so entertaining
I did not think this could be funny. But holy fuck this is good.
The howling sound ate your animals.
AbstrctIgwana 84 not the wolves... the sound itself devoured the animals
Yes.
The howling was something that attacked your farm so u might have lost a blue chicken..
Funny thing is, when you give her a diamond, her reply is same as when you give her food :)
this is his funniest video ever
the sound is the coyotes killing your animals
the wolf howl usually means that one of your animals was attacked and eaten