We can extend this to the 12 days of Christmas too! (Starting in the middle off the top of my head…) Something like: “5 MORE INCHES!!! 4 Fingers and Thumb 3 Inch Hole 2 dangling balls And a BRAND NEW GLORY HOLE!!”
"All the family gathered next to the fire for Christmas, and we witnessed Peter put his dong in the wrapped present I gave him. That's when I started to realise that all of the stuff he sang about in his music might not be artistic metaphors after all." - Peter's brother, Patrick Pubes, in the documentary "Pubic Enemy Number One", 1990
'Hearing Peter's use of multi-tracked vocals on his Christmas song made me wanna take the platinum disc I received for Bohemian Rhapsody off the wall and snap it into five pieces' - Freddie Mercury, 1989.
"Yeah, this actually happened. It was the middle of December '87 at the King of Prussia mall outside Philadelphia. Peter was tipsy on mulled wine and decided to make it the mall santa's problem. So he took a seat in santa's lap, cutting in line and throwing away the kid already seated, and proceeded to describe loudly and in great detail what kind of glory hole he wanted for Christmas. The mom of the kid he threw was the first to try to pull him off santa's lap and yelled at him over his unacceptable behaviour. Peter just stared at her, picked up a folded sheet of paper from his pocket which had a four inch hole cut in the middle when folded out, held the paper out in front of her face and said 'Saturday June 14th 1986, The Mann Center, third toilet stall from the left. four minutes and eight seconds.'. The woman's face turned to stone, so she took her kid by the arm and stormed off. Then security came and escorted Peter out the building." Kyle Skinwhistle (Bassist/Vocals) VH1's Behind the Music: Peter Pubes
Oof, this one is one of those songs I always feel conflicted over. While I know that it was an industry standard for every artist to have their own Christmas themed single, and I applaud Peter Pubes for not selling out and doing a typical cover, I still feel like he missed his opportunity to do a classic Pubes move and pivot to a Thanksgiving themed song first to give thanks to his loyal fan base for being almost feral in their devotion to lining up and making sure there was always something on the other end of each and every glory hole
I was literally driving home last night wondering if Suspect and Peter would grace us with a Christmas banger. A new tradition has been born, thank you Santa for answering my letter. 😉
Ahhhh....I remember this Christmas Episode of "Peter Pubes' Adventures". This was the prolonge before Peter went to get ready for the Salty Runback vs Satan for his soul. Good times~
"Y'know, the boys and I were surprised when the label asked us to make a Christmas album. Of course, Peter threw himself into it with the same enthusiasm he does when he sees a Gloryhole. So, we all decided that writing up ideas for songs, like a band-wide Christmas list, would be a fun idea. Pete obviously wanted a Gloryhole. I wanted to write something about a '72 Ford Pinto with a built-in margarita maker. Kyle? I think he said something about a big tiddy, pole-dancing robot - or something like that. What about the other members? Well, I can't spoil everything; you'll have to listen to find out what the boys and I wanted for Christmas." ~ Johnny 'the Rooster' Cockburne (Drummer/Songwriter) Interviewed on Oprah promoting Peter Pube's Christmas album, *Jingle My Bells of Glory*
Nice kids get presents
Naughty kids get coal
"Naughty" kids get a gloryhole
Most epic song ever and the best Christmas song. Need more of this kind of music.
I remember receiving this one Christmas. Those were the days 😂
In his 1988 music video for this song, Peter Pubes started the trend of having a Mistletoe Belt Buckle.
We can extend this to the 12 days of Christmas too!
(Starting in the middle off the top of my head…)
Something like:
“5 MORE INCHES!!!
4 Fingers and Thumb
3 Inch Hole
2 dangling balls
And a BRAND NEW GLORY HOLE!!”
"All the family gathered next to the fire for Christmas, and we witnessed Peter put his dong in the wrapped present I gave him. That's when I started to realise that all of the stuff he sang about in his music might not be artistic metaphors after all."
- Peter's brother, Patrick Pubes, in the documentary "Pubic Enemy Number One", 1990
Levels of family's disappointment passed 2000.
My grandparents went to Patrick’s medical practice. Said he was the nicest guy and an even better surgeon.
'Hearing Peter's use of multi-tracked vocals on his Christmas song made me wanna take the platinum disc I received for Bohemian Rhapsody off the wall and snap it into five pieces' - Freddie Mercury, 1989.
Peter Pubes and Christmas are a match made in heaven, I'm listening inside my 1987 Toyota Corolla 🚗
hope you not in japan
"Yeah, this actually happened. It was the middle of December '87 at the King of Prussia mall outside Philadelphia. Peter was tipsy on mulled wine and decided to make it the mall santa's problem. So he took a seat in santa's lap, cutting in line and throwing away the kid already seated, and proceeded to describe loudly and in great detail what kind of glory hole he wanted for Christmas. The mom of the kid he threw was the first to try to pull him off santa's lap and yelled at him over his unacceptable behaviour. Peter just stared at her, picked up a folded sheet of paper from his pocket which had a four inch hole cut in the middle when folded out, held the paper out in front of her face and said 'Saturday June 14th 1986, The Mann Center, third toilet stall from the left. four minutes and eight seconds.'. The woman's face turned to stone, so she took her kid by the arm and stormed off. Then security came and escorted Peter out the building."
Kyle Skinwhistle (Bassist/Vocals) VH1's Behind the Music: Peter Pubes
I wouldn't wish a glory doxxing on my worst enemy!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the Peter Pubes universe. It's far more interesting than any real celebrity!
Harambe shout-out! (Also Steve!)
Im seriously thinking about blasting this during the Christmas Eve for my neighbours to hear. Everyone deserves a bit of Pubes this Christmas.
Can you imagine if this was played on the Christmas song station? That would be awesome.
Oof, this one is one of those songs I always feel conflicted over. While I know that it was an industry standard for every artist to have their own Christmas themed single, and I applaud Peter Pubes for not selling out and doing a typical cover, I still feel like he missed his opportunity to do a classic Pubes move and pivot to a Thanksgiving themed song first to give thanks to his loyal fan base for being almost feral in their devotion to lining up and making sure there was always something on the other end of each and every glory hole
My man Pubes has a singular passion, I like that
Rip Steve Irwin ❤️
Peter was easy to shop for... hell he was just easy
I was literally driving home last night wondering if Suspect and Peter would grace us with a Christmas banger. A new tradition has been born, thank you Santa for answering my letter. 😉
Ahhhh....I remember this Christmas Episode of "Peter Pubes' Adventures". This was the prolonge before Peter went to get ready for the Salty Runback vs Satan for his soul.
Good times~
Christmas is early, baby! Oh yeah! 👍👍👍
It’s the gift that keeps on giving
This was awesome! Haha.. what a sense of humor.
Wait, I thought Godzilla smashed Pete's 1987 Toyota Corrola! Ask for a new one of those!
This feels like the culmination of the Pubes saga, or something, I don't know
Tipper Gore would have hated Pubes.
So is steel panther gonna cover this
"Y'know, the boys and I were surprised when the label asked us to make a Christmas album. Of course, Peter threw himself into it with the same enthusiasm he does when he sees a Gloryhole. So, we all decided that writing up ideas for songs, like a band-wide Christmas list, would be a fun idea. Pete obviously wanted a Gloryhole. I wanted to write something about a '72 Ford Pinto with a built-in margarita maker. Kyle? I think he said something about a big tiddy, pole-dancing robot - or something like that. What about the other members? Well, I can't spoil everything; you'll have to listen to find out what the boys and I wanted for Christmas."
~ Johnny 'the Rooster' Cockburne (Drummer/Songwriter) Interviewed on Oprah promoting Peter Pube's Christmas album, *Jingle My Bells of Glory*
Needs more cowbell
AI Song idea: The Weegee Board from the Mushroom 🍄 Kingdom (like a Ouija Board but it summons a demonic Weegee)