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"How's about you suck it nosferatu!" is something I'd completely expect in a 60s/70s B-horror movie.

I know Steve would have forgiven the stingray... But I don't.

No joke an hour ago was playing a hack of Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 and finished an opponent by turning into a T-Rex and eating them..... I did it for you Pete!

*Dobby reached through the glory hole hoping for a sock, but he found something harder and firmer not realizing he was reaching into Peter's chamber of secrets.*

Neat

i think we all can agree santa had this coming for a long time.

It’s a little weird but at the same time I like it!!

Steve would have forgiven the stingrays. But we won't.

Sauron defeated once and for all. Traumatized.

Its impressive that Peter Pubes released this song 2 years before Joanne Rowling even came up with the idea for the first Harry Potter book. He was ahead of his time.

A rubber counts a giving him clothing and he escapes

I have NEVER had to pause so many times out of laughter omfg DUDE my sides hurt-

Damn, I felt that Peter- right in my soul

Benedict JisonmiWOT?? xD

YES!!! You found it! I have told people the movie copied this song for the theme song as Hollywood movies always copy other songs, and nobody believed me! I finally can prove it! ^_^

I don't know man. Steve was kinda annoying. Not that I am happy that he died or anything, but in no way would I waste my time avenging him. There just so many delicious burgers out there.

Shame on you.. giving a T-Rex indigestion like that...

Can't wait to see what franchise he's gonna sexually ass-... I mean, "visit", next.

How did you get it to play the Jurassic Park melodies?

Luke, you might not be a wizard, but maybe you are a magician. Biiiiiig difference.

When the Jurassic Park theme kicked in, I cried, saluted an eagle, and knew I had finally seen peak anything. I think it’s all downhill from here, boys.

Man, that Jurassic Park adventure Peter Pubes had really looked to age him by like 20 years.

OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S A PUBE-A-SAUR!

Even as a robot, I agree with his sentiment towards hobbits.

Isn't AI music great?

DAMN SON!

Wish I could do this to my Ex. Where was a T-Rex when I needed one.

This scratches my dino-austism while helped me to get through my Ex . Thank you very much , Peter Pubes . Better helping nature and its greatest gifts instead damaging the wood-chipper. God bless him !!

Is this the supervillain origin of Sir Rodney Bentcliff ? Or did he threw the annoying dog of his wife at the bear ? In all cases, good crossover.

I would love to be able to pay a tax and do this in a legit way. Like... I would do the NPC man. I would put a box next to me and stay somewhere, preferably near a stop sign and just move like an NPC, never crossing the street. I actually did this once. A stop light was broken. So I just stood there doing the NPC for 15 minutes. It was great. I didn't ask for money or anything. I don't want to talk to anyone. But if I could get a license, that would be great. I might do it just because. I don't have a very demanding job, or even if I did, from time to time I would just do this. Maybe like half an hour a day. I wouldn't do it expecting to get rich out of it, just for the lols. Just so I could go maaaaan... I NPCed for like 5 minutes and got a bird pooping in my head. :)))))) Cause otherwise... I don't know. I might do the NPC, some schmuck would just drop a briefcase of money in my hat then I'd stay inside for like a year, until the police figures out if I was involved in some bizare money laundry operation or not. Just to silence me. It's somewhat simmilar to when I was a courier in my spare time. It wasn't that I was taking the bread out of anyone's mouth. It was that I have a PhD, I did a lot of paperwork in my life and having someone around that knows what's going on... They just don't want that. So they changed the law so that I and people like me could not investigate. And even when getting a permit, it's hard. All sorts of conditions. Just so no educated person joins low tier jobs and starts asking questions. Just think about it like this. Playing the guitar is really hard. It takes years of practice. It's not like someone that studied the law all of his life will all of a sudden become a brilliant guitar player. But if he tries performing on the streets, even if he sucks, that person might get a lot of money just so he doesn't ask any questions.

Makes me mad they cut this song from the theater release of Chamber of Secrets. It was the whole reason I went to see it, too.

Between ET, dragons, Dobby, and numerous other things...is there anything Pubes won't shag? 🤣

Peter is looking rough here, like he aged 10 years overnight... He may need a relaxing weekend at the glory hole.

"That banger's not time travel fan fiction. Dobby's real and he's not what you think at ALL." - Hermes Trismaticus

Foiled by hairless cats lol

If Harry gave Dobby a sock, what kind of sock will he get from Peter?

1:23 Unironically a beautiful quote to use if you ever lay a dwarf person

This song brings back so much nostalgia! I remember this song playing on heavy rotation on the radio during the summer of 1989, during my family’s annual Disney world vacation ! Mom always sang along 😀

It was the moment he was in the Kremlin in the dark, mistook Vladimir Putin for Dobby, and let his desire take hold of him, that is the reason Peter is banned from Russia for life.

I was a roadie for Pete back in the day when you could get money for nothing and the chics were free. Man those were the days. Pete was a visionary beyond his time. He never did get the right stingray though but he sure put a hurting on some other ones. R.I.P Steve.

dumblewhore, lyrical art

Back to back Pubes this Friday!

Why should I give an extra $? Who's giving me an extra $? I work all day at a computer doing research. Who's giving me 1 extra $? I might even get executed if I take it. The taxi driver might run me over for an extra $. And I care a lot about other's lifes, I just care about mine more. And when I say that I don't care about others, I mean that I care more about myself. I hope people will remember that about me, so that I don't have to just repet it over and over again. Btw... How could anyone think that I would mean anything else when I say that I don't care. Is that even biologically possible? Or people are just that ignorant? Just think about it. You see someone on the street. You avoid that person. You care. You don't care as in you avoid? So what? That's not even a moral issue. Everyone does it.

Would be more impressive if the singer was actually a person, but the lyrics are funny.

Thank you for releasing "Pubity" to Apple Music. If you could put everything else you do on there as well that would be peachy.

I think Batman should give Alfred a new bowtie once in a while.

So that's what made the T. Rex go berserk....

"I've always been a big fan of Peter [Pubes]'s work. His mastery over catchy guitar melodies is clearly unmatched. So when Steven [Spielberg] approached me to compose the soundtrack of his incoming film "Jurassic Park", I remembered that song about dinosaurs Peter [Pubes] released a few years back. I decided to take inspiration from its riff to make what's now the famous theme of the movie." - John Williams in « Dino Danger : the Making of Jurassic Park », 1995.

Fucking amazing guitar work in this one! Love it!

Peter is an awfully nice guy not to let that T-Rex go starving