I Wanted To Catch Them All, But Now I'm Doing Time For Animal Abuse - Rare Lost 80s Hit Song
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- I Wanted To Catch Them All, But Now I'm Doing Time For Animal Abuse - Rare Lost 80s Hit Song - Released by Ronaldo Bigdeek 1989.
AI Song, AI Music
Lyrics
[Verse]
The time was nye, and I was ready to become a legend
gripping my balls in the park, my big fat pokey balls
I was gonna complete my pokedex, catch them all
become a master trainer with my fat fudging balls
my big fat fudging pokey balls
[Bridge]
I was gonna be the hero
I was gonna catch them all
With a heart full of courage, nothing held me back,
I was on a journey, following the track,
I was a legend, with glory in my sight,
I was the greatest, the shining light
[Chorus]
I wanted to catch them all
So I rounded up all the squirrels at my local park
I shoved them in pokey-balls
and when I released them
they all had suffocated & died
What the hell did I do?
I wanted to be like ash ketchum
but now, i'm doing time for animal abuse
[Chorus]
Forgive me peek-a-chu
I never meant to hurt you
That's the name of the squirrel That i killed
Since I've been in prison
I've had counselling
Now I know peek-a-chu isn't real
and my big fat fudging pokeballs
has landed me in jail, for animal abuse
[Chorus]
I wanted to catch them all
So I rounded up all the squirrels at my local park
I shoved them in pokey-balls
and when I released them
they all had suffocated & died
What the hell did I do?
I wanted to be like ash ketchum
but now, i'm doing time for animal abuse
[Bridge]
My big fat fudging pokey-balls
My big fat fudging pokey-balls
My big fat fudging pokey-balls
My big fat fudging pokey-balls
ahhhhhhh yeeeeaaaaaaaah baaaaaaaaby
[Chorus]
I wanted to catch them all
So I rounded up all the squirrels at my local park
I shoved them in pokey-balls
and when I released them
they all had suffocated & died
What the hell did I do?
I wanted to be like ash ketchum
but now, i'm doing time for animal abuse
Lyrics By me.
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This touched me in ways my uncle never could
Was it Uncle Ray?
This hits harder than it did in ‘89
Pokémon GO straight to jail
This goes way harder than expected. Balls to the wall you could say 🤘⚡️
I'm sending this to the guys I know who still play pokemon.
That is how I came across it lol
Everyone at the park: 👀 😨
The guy playing Pokémon Go without a smartphone: 🫡⚾️🐿💀
"Rounded them up" As in caught them in person? Is anyone gonna comment on the fact that this man is catching and stuffing live, angry squirrels into balls by hand? The love child of usain bolt and a cirque du soile gymnast being mentally ill and obsessed with pokemon is the mental image that I am deeply amused by right now.
I love the reboot theme so much. At last, a theme fitting of the actual pokemon demographic!
First. Lol
It started with Pokémon Hunters,the worst number one threat of the entire Pokémon Franchise.
JUSTICE FOR PEANUT!!!
Ah, yes, a song about Pokemon 7 years before Pokemon was even made.
Ummmmmmm I don't think you know alot
Where do you think they got the inspiration for Pokemon?
nintendo have alot to answer for
Real life Ash Ketchum was a famous (and also the last) Pokeymon trainer (a special titles only given to great animals handlers back then) before his tragic passing.
The Pokémon anime is actually an hommage to his life and work, he inspired many, sometimes for the better and sometimes... Well, that song tells you all you need to know.
I'm a big Pokemon fan and this is hilarious
"I'm a big Pokemon fan." ...So you abuse squirrels?
...Dick.
And the local bobcat goes... "You know I could have eaten those squirrels you killed, damn you..."
Ronaldo Bigdeek was going to be Brock's singing voice for Pokemon 2000, in its early planning stages, but Ronaldo responds to them, by sending Game Freak a refrigerator box full of dead squirrels and hungry snapping turtles.
Definitely going in my workout playlist
This should be in the next anime's opening.
Ronaldo Bigdeek name was too much of a pressure to handle.
Absolute banger after banger!
Best A.I. channel hands down 😂
this is the best sub of 2024 so far
Never thought I'd see someone make this joke!
Everyone has done...
happened to me when I caught salamence worth the years inside federal prison lol
Nice ❤❤❤
Why is this not on iTunes yet?
Is this a prequel to trust fund kung fu?
This sounds like it's done by steel panther at times
Pretty suspect language with his balls ngl
🤣🤣🤣👍👍
If you turn on the subtitles, the first time the song the song gets to the chorus, he says "I wanted to be like Ash Ketchum but now I'm doing time for anal"
LMAO
LMAO
this is fuckin hilarious
This guy needs a girlfriend!
...are rapists even allowed to catch pokemon??
The real question
"There's no laws against the Pokemon, Batman!"
"No Joker, don't do it!"
I mean. Terrorist teams have pokemon.
absolutely inspiring