“At first we thought Pete was just crazy. I mean we’ve all knew about his….activities outside of the stage. But then we just got mad. I mean of all the reasons to sell your soul, he sold it for a gloryhole. I mean Peter knew the location of every hole in the Continental United States and Toronto, he could have gone to any of them.” Testimony from Peter’s long time manager and childhood friend Dick Richards from his unauthorized biography, Pube Perfect, the story of Peter Pubes.
"That dude was hanging around the seven eleven all week, just trying to sell somebody on his glory hole in the back. It wasn't even a real wall he just rigged up some plywood in the alley and painted it. I was sure his horns were clipped on. But danged if he didn't come in and buy a 40 oz slurpee before disappearing in a puff of sulfur about half an hour after going back there with that nine fingered dude in the leather jacket." -Buford William Smith Johnson, assistant mgr at seven eleven, fired for adding extra hoses to the gas pumps for degenerate reasons.
This song will always be special to me. I was conceived to it back in 1989. Afterwards my dad zipped up his pants, stepped out of the toilet stall and drove away in a 1987 Toyota Corolla. We never heard from him again, but I always wondered what he was like..
Once there are enough of these songs to fill 75+ minutes of running time, I'm gonna burn them all onto an audio CD and Sharpie it "The Best Of Peter Pubes".
Seeing this performed live in Berlin as the Wall came down was a once in a century experience. I'm so glad I digitized my old Betamax camcorder tape from that night so I can relive the experience for the rest of my life.
That opening set of screams! Peters voice is legendary, what a range lol. Also the guitar solos on these tracks are epic. I appreciate your sense of humour and musical taste. Thanks so much. 👍
It’s funny how the devil can always point you toward a johnson that needs attention so you’re away from what really matters, 400 pounds of sweet lovin on the Adriatic waters.
Hahaha! This could possibly be the most influential song of modern times. Thankyou Peter for making the world a better place! Such a great tune with hilarious lyrics and great guitar work. 🤣🤟
Pubes, such a great artist! I saw him with his band in early 2000's on their northern Europe tour Frozen lakes and glory holes. I even got splashed by the bucket of semen they throw in to the crowd when they play Harambe, such a great show!
When most rock stars sell their soul, it's for fame, money, or adoration. Peter Pubes merely had to sell his sense of shame for these things (a bargain), as he was saving his soul for something that truly mattered to him...
I saw Peter back in 2005, opened for Alice Cooper and Insane Clown Posse. Weird show He was looking clean after I’d heard he’d had a rough patch. Tried to get his autograph after the show but he punched me in the balls before telling me he only talked in the privacy of bathroom stalls. I’d still see him again.
Mr. Pubes, you're my greatest influence. I've taken my first crack at writing music aimed at crushing my enemies, to see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women (in a shitty mobile game.) Please stop by some time and check it out.
As if Satan can hold Petey down. When Pubes finally gets bored of eternal damnation, he'll look into Satan's eyes and remark "Who do you think taught the Doomslayer how to fight?" Now that's a single that'll shake pillars of heaven when it drops.
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“At first we thought Pete was just crazy. I mean we’ve all knew about his….activities outside of the stage. But then we just got mad. I mean of all the reasons to sell your soul, he sold it for a gloryhole. I mean Peter knew the location of every hole in the Continental United States and Toronto, he could have gone to any of them.” Testimony from Peter’s long time manager and childhood friend Dick Richards from his unauthorized biography, Pube Perfect, the story of Peter Pubes.
"That dude was hanging around the seven eleven all week, just trying to sell somebody on his glory hole in the back. It wasn't even a real wall he just rigged up some plywood in the alley and painted it. I was sure his horns were clipped on. But danged if he didn't come in and buy a 40 oz slurpee before disappearing in a puff of sulfur about half an hour after going back there with that nine fingered dude in the leather jacket." -Buford William Smith Johnson, assistant mgr at seven eleven, fired for adding extra hoses to the gas pumps for degenerate reasons.
This song will always be special to me. I was conceived to it back in 1989.
Afterwards my dad zipped up his pants, stepped out of the toilet stall and drove away in a 1987 Toyota Corolla. We never heard from him again, but I always wondered what he was like..
Once there are enough of these songs to fill 75+ minutes of running time, I'm gonna burn them all onto an audio CD and Sharpie it "The Best Of Peter Pubes".
@CysmaWinheim there's an album on the way, which will be uploaded over the next month or so (for free)
@@SuspectAISongs Here's hoping Cliff Sherbert has an album on the way too!
Satan was the reason Peter was unable to save Harambe!
His opening ceremony at the Glory Holeympics in `89 is unforgettable.
He prepared by practicing the 69 meditations of the Shaolin Monk Goa Tse
Peter Pubes strikes again!
YES HE DID
If Pubes was a real guy, I'd have endless respect for hitting those opening notes.
Peter Pubes is the most real mf in the game what are you saying
@@Alacard0malley 🤣
@@Ieatpaste23SACKRILEGE!
What do you mean "if"?
Pubes never missed
Seeing this performed live in Berlin as the Wall came down was a once in a century experience. I'm so glad I digitized my old Betamax camcorder tape from that night so I can relive the experience for the rest of my life.
There were many holes in a wall that night!
@@rowanc88 And they were all full of glory!
That opening set of screams! Peters voice is legendary, what a range lol. Also the guitar solos on these tracks are epic. I appreciate your sense of humour and musical taste. Thanks so much. 👍
The way the scream effortlessly melds into the guiter is just chefs kiss.
Now I finally know where Beast in Black got their sound.
It’s funny how the devil can always point you toward a johnson that needs attention so you’re away from what really matters, 400 pounds of sweet lovin on the Adriatic waters.
Hahaha! This could possibly be the most influential song of modern times. Thankyou Peter for making the world a better place! Such a great tune with hilarious lyrics and great guitar work. 🤣🤟
Pubes, such a great artist! I saw him with his band in early 2000's on their northern Europe tour Frozen lakes and glory holes. I even got splashed by the bucket of semen they throw in to the crowd when they play Harambe, such a great show!
Any day with new Peter Pubes released is a good day!
When most rock stars sell their soul, it's for fame, money, or adoration. Peter Pubes merely had to sell his sense of shame for these things (a bargain), as he was saving his soul for something that truly mattered to him...
Pubes with another banger🤌.
Let's hope Peter will challenge Satan to a rock off to get his soul back.
Knowing Peter, he'd sooner challenge him to a *cock off. And he'd probably win.
I saw Peter back in 2005, opened for Alice Cooper and Insane Clown Posse. Weird show He was looking clean after I’d heard he’d had a rough patch. Tried to get his autograph after the show but he punched me in the balls before telling me he only talked in the privacy of bathroom stalls. I’d still see him again.
I’m so glad I discovered this channel
ROCK ON FREAKY BRO !!!
New Pubes was the first thing I saw this morning.🎉
Straight banger! 🤘
Mr. Pubes, you're my greatest influence. I've taken my first crack at writing music aimed at crushing my enemies, to see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women (in a shitty mobile game.) Please stop by some time and check it out.
Keep them coming!!
The devil has no clue about Pete's capacity for glory holes. Some say he's there to this very day.
Surely each of us has already done so😁
🔥🔥
Pete.... you got some S'plaining to do
Waitaminute... is that a Tiefling???
I'm okay with this.
If I had a nickel for every song about a gloryhole I've heard, I've have two nickels.
Which isn't much, but it's weird it's happened twice.
YEAH BUDDY
Petey's weakness: GLORY HOLES!
that first 30 seconds is crazy, he must've been practicing with giuni russo back then
I said it before, I say it again:
WHY IS YOUR STUFF NOT ON SPOTIFY?
THIS SONG'S A FUCKING BANGER MOTHERFUCKERS! WHOOOOOOO!
As if Satan can hold Petey down. When Pubes finally gets bored of eternal damnation, he'll look into Satan's eyes and remark "Who do you think taught the Doomslayer how to fight?"
Now that's a single that'll shake pillars of heaven when it drops.
Where can I get the original 80s lyrics for my Hazbin Hotel fanfic?
Steel panther feat. The Ghouls from Ghost…
oh well Pete at least you inspired steel panther 😂