Michael Che's Civil Rights Update | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • @XitsundzuxoHimina
    @XitsundzuxoHimina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6221

    "I don't know if you have seen the news in the past 400 years" 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @DG-bi2yj
      @DG-bi2yj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Xitsundzuxo Himina genius

    • @XitsundzuxoHimina
      @XitsundzuxoHimina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      ​@peter kreisler 😭😭😭😭 the truth is that people prefer to live in denial than facing the truth head-on 😒😒😒😒

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How to fucking pronounce your name?

    • @XitsundzuxoHimina
      @XitsundzuxoHimina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ranjanbiswas3233 She-tsun-dzu-sho 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hope that helps

    • @XitsundzuxoHimina
      @XitsundzuxoHimina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @peter kreisler Are we really going to have this conversation? 😒😒😒😒 Because I am South African, and I can only speak from that perspective. 😏😏😏😏 And I don't want to get into that talk right now 😁😁😁😁
      Anyway, no one care that he is getting paid to say that. A Brother is gonna eat and if he can state some facts while at it, good for him 😎😎😎😎

  • @mileslaw
    @mileslaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4431

    "I'm reaching for the potatos" lol

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Im betting his brother finds it pretty damn funny, too.

    • @evanpoole6751
      @evanpoole6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      You need to reach for the E

    • @najlasmith8933
      @najlasmith8933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Miles Law 🤣😭

    • @fagbag9553
      @fagbag9553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@najlasmith8933 joe BAHAMA MAMA is reaching for my potatoes

    • @ezekielmartin4323
      @ezekielmartin4323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Judging by your icon, you'll be happy to know that you have 666 likes

  • @pectoralis1565
    @pectoralis1565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2488

    Black lives exist
    someone out there: Everyone is entitled to their opinion

    • @fabianel7280
      @fabianel7280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Karen and Kev: ALL lives exist, actually

    • @ricksanchez1079
      @ricksanchez1079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @s b Because over 2000 innocent people died *AT ONCE* and sparked a war. You ever heard of Pearl Harbor? "December 7th, 1941 a date which will live in infamy" You starting to see the pattern here?

    • @jeus_saaa
      @jeus_saaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@ricksanchez1079 ahh that they happened because the US is involved right? That a lot of white folks died during these specific events. Got it.

    • @ricksanchez1079
      @ricksanchez1079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jeus_saaa Overall, 2,605 U.S. citizens, including 2,135 civilians, died in the attacks, while an additional 372 non-U.S. citizens (excluding the 19 perpetrators) also perished, which represented about 12% of the total.[3] More than 90 countries lost citizens in the attacks,[9] including the United Kingdom (67 deaths), the Dominican Republic (47 deaths), and India (41 deaths).
      90 countries, white folks? Read a book.

    • @ricksanchez1079
      @ricksanchez1079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @I leave comments but never read replies. You think I was talking to you pumpkin? That's adorable. Please keep self identifying on the internet. " that got killed when we to get retribution." (Before you edit lol.) Stats? you can't even handle grammar.

  • @Harvester88
    @Harvester88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1441

    "Nah son, I disagree." 😭🤣

  • @ramadjones
    @ramadjones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3148

    I hate the fact that this segment will never be outdated. :(

    • @batmanjeph328
      @batmanjeph328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      It's like watching Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. Even though it finished years ago, all the topics are still relevant today.

    • @jwat3217
      @jwat3217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Damn smh

    • @wilso26
      @wilso26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      We need to make change. This is heartbreaking.

    • @ano_nymous3493
      @ano_nymous3493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Batman Jeph where can I watch this?

    • @VivaCubaRoja
      @VivaCubaRoja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Humanity will get there one day. We’ll all be dead and gone by then but at least our descendants will get to experience it.

  • @ssorcgnuoy
    @ssorcgnuoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5807

    This isn’t just comedy, it’s a public service announcement.

    • @ayosese3005
      @ayosese3005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And i love it. Its gold.

    • @ej6731
      @ej6731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @peter kreisler bootlicker?

    • @ayosese3005
      @ayosese3005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@ej6731 he is an asshole, Racist. He is part of them.

    • @najlasmith8933
      @najlasmith8933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jeffrey Cross factz

    • @piotrswat169
      @piotrswat169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jeffrey Cross it’s not comedy yes.

  • @randommindz6782
    @randommindz6782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2185

    "All Buildings Matter"
    I need that shirt

    • @naiyalexic
      @naiyalexic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      bet it's out there :) Make it!

    • @joec9293
      @joec9293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      teespring.com/shop/all-buildings-matter-june-2020?show_currency=USD&aid=ts-boosted-pla&pid=46&cid=2740&adgroup=69708433615&network=g&device=c&gclid=CjwKCAjwsO_4BRBBEiwAyagRTY1vNvIPydcJGECwVGeJ-aHATZC8bgNGnRnWm3z1yzsQk-W7LY0j9hoCJdEQAvD_BwE&

    • @elchuzalongo4339
      @elchuzalongo4339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@joec9293 that's pretty nice

    • @thenewthought86
      @thenewthought86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@joec9293 never pulled out a debit card so fast in my life

    • @EddieLowenheim
      @EddieLowenheim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yo that's incredible! I visited New York a couple of years ago, even went to the museum. It's treated as such a terrible tragedy which, well it is, but coming from Israel where Hamas blows shit up in the south whenever they please it's not such a big deal. Proportions you know?

  • @marknosrati9128
    @marknosrati9128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1005

    Can we all agree that this is by far the best bit on BLM ever? Hilarious and on point!

    • @anonanon973
      @anonanon973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      have u seen dave chapelles new special though

    • @marknosrati9128
      @marknosrati9128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@anonanon973 I did. It was really raw and intense. I wouldn't consider that even a bit. It felt like a one on one conversation. Too soon to joke like this bit. But still great delivery.

    • @andirandolph8830
      @andirandolph8830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It really is, and so simply put. You can explain to some obstinate jerk what it really means until you’re blue in the face. It’s not exclusionary at all, and that saying “all lives matter” is ignorant and dismissive. That’ll get you nowhere. Besides, I’m quite convinced that people who say that got - and comprehended - that memo long ago; they simply won’t admit they were wrong, and mostly say it simply to troll and get a rise out of people, because they’re assholes. And all Michael Che had to say was: “just matters 🤷🏾”

    • @kingda117
      @kingda117 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does not mention BLM but the theme is very relatable.
      The elephant in the room - Patrice O'Neal
      th-cam.com/video/fVUhaGQtL44/w-d-xo.html

    • @craigkennedy1093
      @craigkennedy1093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tell your wife you love everyone, you love all gods creatures. That's like BLM? Well I mean in that scenario aren't you saying she is extra special and a higher priority then others? Doesn't he even acknowledge that? Where does that comparison come from? Races of people should be treated equally not with a higher priority like our wives. I mean you are right you wouldn't tell your wife that and you should treat races of people different then your wife. All lives matter saying it differently would be like having 2 sons Aj and TJ and wearing a TJ matters shirt everywhere

  • @kurlykayla9013
    @kurlykayla9013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    "Why do black people always have to get over shit so quickly?" I felt that too!

    • @Illumirage
      @Illumirage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      here in reality it's kind of the other way around. Wh1te people get killed and nobody cares, no marches, no protests. We don't matter. Blaque lives matter, everyone else's do not.

    • @kurlykayla9013
      @kurlykayla9013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Illumirage that's rough, buddy.

    • @Gikash
      @Gikash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Illumirage Really !?

    • @diydunder3377
      @diydunder3377 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is some actual bullshit if I've ever heard it. Ya'll need to touch grass, imperatively.

    • @barebasics
      @barebasics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Black people forgive too quickly

  • @alfageneral0077
    @alfageneral0077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    😂😂😂Them police jokes though
    "I'm reaching for the potato"😂

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My little brother is also a cop and I say shit like this CONSTANTLY around him. He doesn't find any of it funny, but Che is right, it's hysterical.

  • @bez1196
    @bez1196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2248

    Very underrated special.

    • @abiola100000
      @abiola100000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Facts

    • @Herosennin
      @Herosennin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Dick Fitswell Uhm .. dude is just trying to say he rather not have racism and just get along.
      If that really motivated you to type that shit, damn dude. You probably have a hard life.

    • @bez1196
      @bez1196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@dickfitswell3437 This one comedian is keeping racism alive.. gotcha lol

    • @Rhekon
      @Rhekon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@dickfitswell3437 wow. Your argument suffers from being wrong a lot. It's also incredibly off-base.

    • @cpjj89
      @cpjj89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@dickfitswell3437 I mean hey if you broke those numbers down into percentages based on number of blacks and whites in the country, you would realize blacks are killed at a significantly higher rate. But hey, you can stick to that weak argument if you like.

  • @user-qu5js9vw9o
    @user-qu5js9vw9o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    He looks so young here. It’s sad that comedians have better arguments than politicians do these days. I’d love a t shirt that says all buildings matter but then I’d get shot.

    • @user-ec2kd8sz3t
      @user-ec2kd8sz3t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It makes sense if you think about it. To be a comedian you have to have life experience. You have to have already done a bunch of shit and be witty enough to present it in a way that is both funny and makes people think. No one ever got a Netflix special because their father was on SNL. You don't get spots at the Comedy Store just because you went to the right school and no one can dig up any dirt on you, you have to actually be good. To be a politician you just have lived boring, pampered life and have a lot of money.

    • @fairy5668
      @fairy5668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@user-ec2kd8sz3t Holy shit the way you broke it down actually reframed nepotism for me. Like I knew it was bad, but I never thought about how that shit doesn't work in some other professions

    • @kosmaslemo
      @kosmaslemo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They always did that. Tv and internet are just newer inventions

    • @dommenicjohnson4507
      @dommenicjohnson4507 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josh R this reply should have 100k likes

    • @masterclassbeatassclapyour7698
      @masterclassbeatassclapyour7698 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This persons comment aged horribly

  • @mariannafalci6434
    @mariannafalci6434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    this stand up was 4 years ago, just clearing things up...
    (we still in the same shit)

    • @garushkahn5857
      @garushkahn5857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daymn

    • @BarbadosBeerFestival
      @BarbadosBeerFestival 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Seriously? This 4 years old? Damn!!!

    • @MADMANB68
      @MADMANB68 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      BLM movement didn’t exist 4yrs ago did it 🤔

    • @bellefemme87
      @bellefemme87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MADMANB68 it started in 2014.

    • @knitra1980
      @knitra1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Watch Richard Pryor comedy, he was even talking about this shit

  • @InvectivePleasure
    @InvectivePleasure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    I always read it as "black lives matter too". That's immediately how I took it. I wish more people saw it that way.

    • @TonyTone12
      @TonyTone12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The statement is supposed to be a reminder, that’s how you should take it...

    • @wredmatic
      @wredmatic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I always thought they would've gotten more support if they called it that

    • @cassteaelle7460
      @cassteaelle7460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@wredmatic but why should they need to put "too"? The statement is already a true fact that shouldn't be offensive to anyone.

    • @wredmatic
      @wredmatic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ​@@cassteaelle7460 ​ "black lives matter too" implies that other ethnic groups are treated as though their lives matter, but black lives aren't, and what the group wants is simply to be treated like everyone else. The phrase emphasizes inequality. Another way to look at it is "black lives matter too" is a comparative statement, while "black lives matter" is an absolute/standalone statement. Absolute statements can be (mis)interpreted in more ways, and are thus more susceptible to criticism. For starters, I guarantee no one would've responded with "all lives matter too." And btw I didn't say they "needed" to do anything, only that they would've gotten more support.

    • @cassteaelle7460
      @cassteaelle7460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@wredmatic I get what you're saying. I'm just saying there's nothing wrong with the statement as it is, and if people are offended by it, then there's probably something off. And I say that as someone who used to say "all lives matter" myself. And I now see that it was stupid of me and ridiculous to need to clarify anything when the statement black lives matter is completely fine as it is.

  • @keiwinnmitchell3212
    @keiwinnmitchell3212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2687

    I love intellectual comedy...that’s Dave Chapelle esq

    • @natashasavage8039
      @natashasavage8039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Keiwinn Mitchell ... Che is no where near as funny as Chapelle,. And never will be!

    • @keiwinnmitchell3212
      @keiwinnmitchell3212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Natasha Savage Well one...that’s a matter of opinion. Second, I never said he was. I said Dave Chapelle esq...meaning similar style/topics. Intellectual humor.

    • @natashasavage8039
      @natashasavage8039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Keiwinn Mitchell ....The only similarities between him and Chapelle are that they are black!
      Other than that,.. nothing! nada! Not even close!

    • @keiwinnmitchell3212
      @keiwinnmitchell3212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Natasha Savage ...that’s a lot of emotion. Comedy is subjective my dear. Feel free to give it a thumbs down and keep it moving. Meanwhile others are continuing to agree with me!

    • @natashasavage8039
      @natashasavage8039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Keiwinn Mitchell .... Well you must be racist just like CHE is! Is that why you like him so much? Your dislike for white people?

  • @certainperson9869
    @certainperson9869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    The joke is still relevant now, unfortunately.

    • @ArthurKnight1899
      @ArthurKnight1899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i mean this was just few months ago.....sadly words of Malcolm X and MLK Jr are still relavant

    • @Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1
      @Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Special came out like a few months ago

    • @wwef6lr
      @wwef6lr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1 This special came out in 2016

  • @mrb6309
    @mrb6309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Michael Che is so polished as a stand up. There are no wasted words or utterances. And you know he's going to get better. Massive talent.

  • @aleahhenderson-carter61
    @aleahhenderson-carter61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    Today, in America, it is 06/02/2020. Nothing has changed.

    • @runrenegade7430
      @runrenegade7430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You'd think this was uploaded yesterday

    • @aleahhenderson-carter61
      @aleahhenderson-carter61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Bo Hunter Sir, you know nothing about my life or who I am. To say to me to stop being a perpetual ‘anything’ implies a familiarity which you do not have. Troll somewhere else. Have a nice day.

    • @ArthurKnight1899
      @ArthurKnight1899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i mean this was just few months ago.....sadly words of Malcolm X and MLK Jr are still relavant

    • @thewife4250
      @thewife4250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Bo Hunter maybe stop being a dick

    • @hunnerdayEDT
      @hunnerdayEDT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Bo Hunter try being black for a while and then you can criticize. Enjoy your privilege.

  • @PowerPuffGurl86
    @PowerPuffGurl86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    It's so refreshing to find out that someone who wrote for a comedy show is actually funny. That's not always the case.

    • @eme.261
      @eme.261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hmmm... It's the other way around. Most people who write for comedy shows are hilarious, even if they don't have the persona for standup. John Mulaney, Larry David, Conan O'Brien, Jerry Seinfeld, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Ricky Gervais, Mel Brooks, Hannibal Burress, Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino, Chris Rock, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Simon Pegg. Louis C.K. (asshole, but funny), etc.

    • @Karll541
      @Karll541 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Totally agree

    • @BhoopeshBhola01
      @BhoopeshBhola01 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eme.261 Ricky gervais special was hilarious,and he ain't an asshole,my buoy

    • @eme.261
      @eme.261 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BhoopeshBhola01 -- Who claimed Ricky Gervais is an asshole? I certainly didn't, so not sure what you're on about in your comment.

    • @faisalhussain2270
      @faisalhussain2270 ปีที่แล้ว

      Historically SNL has had some of VERY funny and talented people, but we don't get to see their true potential until they step outside of SNL.

  • @jeffreyholmes9607
    @jeffreyholmes9607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    He crushed it, the truth is always funnier!!

    • @hansolodolo92
      @hansolodolo92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Facts because it makes you think to yourself wtf is going in the world. Reality is the weirdest shit ever.

    • @diydunder3377
      @diydunder3377 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The real truth, always hurts, and you people are far, far away from it.

    • @astonprice-lockhart7261
      @astonprice-lockhart7261 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @DIYdunder 😂😂😂😂 you said "real truth"

  • @anne8511
    @anne8511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Michael Che you are brilliant! That is some seriously fresh material. So smart.

    • @DG-bi2yj
      @DG-bi2yj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ann E sarcasm

  • @JackBarlowStudios
    @JackBarlowStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    This has aged like a fine wine.

  • @b.sh.1941
    @b.sh.1941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    I was one to say "Well, all lives matter!" and then I read something, that made great sense to me. If I say "I'm hungry." and someone walks up to me and says "Well, everybody gets hungry!" I'd still be hungry and quite annoyed. So by now I don't talk back at the BLM statement. It seemed very "self-centered" at first, but I guess it's good that way.

    • @jayvang7490
      @jayvang7490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @GreenEyedBandit He's saying, when someone says "All Lives Matter", it is comparable to someone saying "well everybody gets hungry!", to you when you're starving to death. It doesn't help and is ignoring the problem.

    • @Renshai32
      @Renshai32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Exactly right. If people don't proclaim a problem they have then who is going to fight for them? It requires a statement centered on self.

    • @avosmash2121
      @avosmash2121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well said!

    • @Ilikemusic1369
      @Ilikemusic1369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jayvang7490 ik he sounded drunk or high or something thanks for clearing it up.. no disrespect all comments matter y'all 😬😬

    • @rais1953
      @rais1953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The people who respond "all lives matter" haven't got the point. "Black lives matter" needs to be said because society acts as if Black lives don't matter.

  • @anthonyzullo
    @anthonyzullo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I showed my white woman this and for weeks I'd see her giggle to herself and mumble "...matters..." brings tears to my eyes she can fully understand the hypocrisy in the racism.

  • @XitsundzuxoHimina
    @XitsundzuxoHimina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    "I love everybody" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @natrlgrl
      @natrlgrl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Genius

  • @arnavkamath9642
    @arnavkamath9642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Hi. I'm from 3 months in the future. This needs to blow up.

    • @Ilikemusic1369
      @Ilikemusic1369 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We've almost caught up to you boss 😅

  • @raymondobouvie
    @raymondobouvie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    All Buildings matter - vicious but accurate)

  • @SaintMartins
    @SaintMartins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    Che's brilliant ! Here before Amy Schumer & Carlos Mencia rips off his jokes.

    • @bigeric1030
      @bigeric1030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Saint Martins Joe Rogan approves this message!

    • @JoshSmith-ek5gk
      @JoshSmith-ek5gk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did they rip off his jokes?

    • @arianadonis4099
      @arianadonis4099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao, and Carlos mencia isn't even his real name it's a stage name that he created. It may be legal for him now, idk

    • @timboslice8559
      @timboslice8559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well Carlos Mencia is irrelevant

    • @georgio3753
      @georgio3753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Derek Gleeson And yet... here you are..

  • @debbieburke3162
    @debbieburke3162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I love Che. I have an old lady crush on him. I love when he cracks himself up and does that little laugh.

    • @fooloo993
      @fooloo993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Scrolling through the comments and just wanted to say this made me smile, Debbie!

    • @AnimeIntrospective
      @AnimeIntrospective 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Early 40s isn't exactly old.. You're only old to little kids and teens

    • @debbyfronke3227
      @debbyfronke3227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HEY,,,im 65 and im crushing hard on che,I love the way he laughs at his own jokes...im a Debby too!

    • @debbieburke3162
      @debbieburke3162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AnimeIntrospective that’s a lovely compliment Terry, I’m 64.

  • @ricardofranciszayas
    @ricardofranciszayas ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Che is brilliant. Such a great writer. The arc of his bits is so dynamic in such a few amount of words before he delivers the punchline. Aspiring standups would do well to study his work.

  • @wolftapesTV
    @wolftapesTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    280 people weren’t invited to the barbecue.

    • @terreb2002
      @terreb2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now 316. Sadly increased since your post.

    • @wwanimalsavers
      @wwanimalsavers 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, whats the horrible context I'm missing here?

    • @salmaal-midani576
      @salmaal-midani576 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      unsmartnerd that’s the number of people who disliked the video

    • @wwanimalsavers
      @wwanimalsavers 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@salmaal-midani576 well... i feel like a bit of an idiot. Guess i should stay out of the comments at 2AM

  • @XitsundzuxoHimina
    @XitsundzuxoHimina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Can we say black lives exist? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @kurlykayla9013
      @kurlykayla9013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Hmmmmmm well ALLL Lives exist, soooooo

    • @fairy5668
      @fairy5668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Nah son I disagree. I don't believe in black ppl

    • @XitsundzuxoHimina
      @XitsundzuxoHimina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kurlykayla9013 can we say it though?🙈🙈🙈🙈

    • @XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
      @XDXDXDXDXDXDXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@XitsundzuxoHimina I mean you got people bullshitting with "I don't see color" so...maybe we do have to say it sometimes

    • @XitsundzuxoHimina
      @XitsundzuxoHimina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@XDXDXDXDXDXDXD I hear you 🤝🏽🤝🏽🤝🏽🤝🏽

  • @ianbettinger1779
    @ianbettinger1779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This is an amazing 4 minutes of stand-up. Not appreciated enough. 4 months later and it''s stuck in my head and I'm coming back to it.

    • @ricardofranciszayas
      @ricardofranciszayas ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely! Che’s writing is so brilliant and his setup is done with such economy of words, so when he caps a bit, it hits hard. I feel the same way you do. You can listen to his stuff months later and it still sounds fresh.

  • @michaelsherron5750
    @michaelsherron5750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I don't know if you've seen the news over the last 400 years." LOL 😆

  • @ybcmedia3312
    @ybcmedia3312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The funniest depressing shit I've seen in a while

  • @MrHarryc727
    @MrHarryc727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    This was such high bro comedy. He basically told the audience they are two faced and hipocrites. They smiled and took it as a compliment. That's humor.

    • @frederickcook87
      @frederickcook87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Alin Ardelean Damn... you missed the point... you were to busy being white and trying to include yourself (as usual) in someone else’s pain..

    • @Shift4g
      @Shift4g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Alin Ardelean Good to know the black men and women wrongfully killed by police were just tourists and not American citizens too. THIS is the very thing that needs to change. People unaffected by something can't even focus on the point being made because they are blind to it.

    • @XxVeexX19
      @XxVeexX19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Alin Ardelean My god, I've never seen someone woooooshed so damn hard. 🤣

    • @XxVeexX19
      @XxVeexX19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Alin Ardelean you're missing the point entirely. He's making a commentary on how American culture generally only gives a shit about you if it's in relation to white people. Before Floyd how many times have you heard "few bad apples" and "not all cops are bad"? Before video? People didn't even believe this was happening to black people at all. You're either being intentionally obtuse or very naive. And when I said someone whooshed, I was referring to you because like it not, racism is very much a problem in America, today in 2020. We're still asking for things our parents and grandparents were fighting for. We are still not considered really a part of America. It's like we just happen to be here but don't actually matter as Che is saying. I suggest you go educate yourself on how deep this really goes. It's more than the police brutality. It's much more than that. As a black person, you're reality and rules for your life are not the same as it is for white people. Hell any person of color, ie someone not white, is likely to tell you the same about their lives. That's what he's talking about. Black people literally want to be on par in every facet of our lives as to white people. The reality is, we're not. Is it as bad as it was for our parents and grandparents, no we have made progress, but we aren't there yet.

    • @ralpharambe163
      @ralpharambe163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Alin Ardelean seriously, go back to school.

  • @diegooliveirabenjamin
    @diegooliveirabenjamin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This is one of the best jokes ever written

  • @gking407
    @gking407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Talking to racists is like describing the
    world to a blind man. Good luck, that’s too much work for me!

    • @krisdang
      @krisdang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      talking to brainwashed BLM sheep feels exactly the same

    • @monstramonstrocity2233
      @monstramonstrocity2233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@krisdang disagreeing with black lives matter just isn't a good look pal, idc it's just not..because if that's the case then we should have just stayed separated

    • @mattmiszewski9577
      @mattmiszewski9577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Disagreeing with the BLM movement is just common sense. The movement lost any credibility as a civil rights movement the second it condoned violence. Also, it was doomed to fail from the jump. Not because black lives don't matter, they do. But because when you specifically say black lives it implies an exclusivity that black lives are the only ones that matter. Not sure how that truth still eludes people....

    • @monstramonstrocity2233
      @monstramonstrocity2233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mattmiszewski9577 that's no way at all is how you can interpret blm being exclusivly for blacks, your just a moran, its the simplest self explaintory thing, and you people still fuck it up.

    • @mattmiszewski9577
      @mattmiszewski9577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@monstramonstrocity2233 so you're part of the problem. Got it chief.

  • @kennedyabed1192
    @kennedyabed1192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Guy is pointing out the obvious and making so much sense.

  • @infg0753
    @infg0753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "We gave you February"
    Meanwhile, Feb is the shortest month out of the year 😒

  • @billyeveryteen7328
    @billyeveryteen7328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The tragedy of this clip is that this routine could be ten years ago, four years ago, right now, or even ten years in the future, and Che wouldn't have to change a single word.

  • @jamunadagaonkar2346
    @jamunadagaonkar2346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Matters.

    • @824kobi
      @824kobi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jamuna Dagaonkar just matters....😂😂😂😂😂

    • @enderhx
      @enderhx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Family Matters

  • @chimdikeogbuokiri1835
    @chimdikeogbuokiri1835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "All buildings matter"
    Preach sir, PREACH

  • @veeedgee
    @veeedgee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's so crazy how this is popular now & this dropped a few years ago. Lol. I've watched this stand up so many times. Guess this is timeless. Way to go Che!

  • @cjrican5
    @cjrican5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Baby...I love everybody. I love all God's creatures." LMAO

  • @tourelevant364
    @tourelevant364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is the type of comedy I would pay to see. It’s just authentic and clean.

  • @burroaks772
    @burroaks772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Che is so damn funny. I wish he had more standup stuff. He always kills it on weekend update, but I like him as a standup so much more.

  • @cndungu
    @cndungu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    This angered the All Lives Matter battalion.

    • @masterclassbeatassclapyour7698
      @masterclassbeatassclapyour7698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah It angers me cause they Mock 9/11

    • @masterclassbeatassclapyour7698
      @masterclassbeatassclapyour7698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @GotAFedInAHeadLock I don’t support BLM
      Cause they done more harm then good
      And if black lives REALLY matter to them
      They would try and stop the shootings in the hood
      Yes I did support BLM in the beginning
      But after seeing looting, Burning of this countries flag, Attacking of political opponents, Burning down small business, AND them Saying “White silence is White Violence” I stopped supporting them
      Because I felt the movement was not heading on a good path
      Yea it’s understandable to burn police stations
      But Burning The Flag and Burning Small businesses and Looting
      Is not justified nor will it ever be
      That’s why I don’t support BLM anymore

    • @iamergoproxy3476
      @iamergoproxy3476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@masterclassbeatassclapyour7698 there have been non black people taking advantage of the chaos just like blacks have. Minus the white silence white violence line everything you stated could be accredited to other groups not just at this point but other points in American history.
      Also, the flag is a symbol...its a piece of cloth. People want so much respect for it but dont want to understand the pain and the disrespect behind it. Under that same flag Black wall street was burned to the ground, Emmet Till was unjustly murdered, Latasha Harlins was killed over orange just and many more people didnt get justice. Yet under that same flag someone like Dylan roof could kill nine people in a church after a 2 hour sermon and live to eat burger king before being taken into police custody.
      So when people keep mentioning the flag do yall ever keep these things in mind or do you just use it as a point of deflection just like people use all lives/white lives/blue lives (which dont fucking exist) as deflection to the issue of black lives not mattering historically in the country?

    • @masterclassbeatassclapyour7698
      @masterclassbeatassclapyour7698 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iamergoproxy3476 They never condemned burning small buisinesses
      They justifed that and When I mention blm I mean everyone that is apart of it
      Not just black people
      Cause I’m confused are those small businesses the police? Is target the police? Cause I’ve seen many juveniles looting and burning small businesses
      And not even protesting or going after the actual Police

    • @GeekProdigyGuy
      @GeekProdigyGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@masterclassbeatassclapyour7698 he didn't "mock" 9/11. he mocked people who think it's ok to criticize people because the civil rights movement took place decades ago, while simultaneously saying "never forget" for 9/11... as for BLM, I won't say that protesters and activists have always done the right thing, but the movement as a whole is still simply to make people agree that black lives do matter. as long as there are people who object to this with phrases like "all lives matter," BLM still has a reason to exist.

  • @yoshiSBX
    @yoshiSBX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This piece is so good & true, it's relevant now more than ever, as time goes on. Thanks Che!

  • @DaWilda35
    @DaWilda35 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    All buildings matter is one of the most intelligent jokes of all time. Absolutely perfect

  • @akshaykadam2222
    @akshaykadam2222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Damn now i have to do some rethinking about my "All lives matters" stand.....
    Thank you for educating me in funny way 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bajanconcepts
    @bajanconcepts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I died when he said, "I don't know if you've seen the news in the past 400 years.." died...reaching out from the afterworld to write this comment

  • @ritathakkar2166
    @ritathakkar2166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    wife : do you love me?
    me : baby, what u talking about ; i love everybody.🤣🤣

  • @MrIlleism
    @MrIlleism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Put Chappelle and the spirit of Pryor in a dryer and you'll get Che!

  • @stop.juststop
    @stop.juststop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Rather than finding this humorous, I found it enlightening. Reminds me of Dave Chappelle.
    Inb4 someone says I can find it both humorous and enlightening, I just didn't this time. Michael Che has made me laugh many times though. This time he made me think.

    • @jauxro
      @jauxro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that a finger that is also a worm

    • @stop.juststop
      @stop.juststop 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jauxro a worm head. My people come from elsewhere. The hole is actually the anus so I'm talking out my ass.

    • @CamJames
      @CamJames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      honestly for me (a Black man) standups like this hit so hard that laughing is secondary. I can see and feel the anger behind these jokes. Nothing he said is a joke.

  • @kyrusbrightfuljr.2830
    @kyrusbrightfuljr.2830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "9-11 never forget"
    On point with that one!!

  • @sportsmillennials9183
    @sportsmillennials9183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    In memory of George Floyd

    • @jcolterh
      @jcolterh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Congratulations on one month soberiety, George!

    • @francobarraza7247
      @francobarraza7247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      F him

  • @ronald8664
    @ronald8664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    We live in an alternate universe where comedians and their opinions matter more than the leaders we have...

    • @AStrangeWindmill
      @AStrangeWindmill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's because comedians can't hide in bunkers...

    • @depressedbreakfast2614
      @depressedbreakfast2614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The last few years feel like an episode of black mirror

  • @lindsayalisonstevens3592
    @lindsayalisonstevens3592 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Michael Che spitting facts and making us laugh - I’m here for it 😎👏🏽

  • @tiffanyreene7955
    @tiffanyreene7955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The “turn the hose off”, “I love everybody”, and “all buildings matter” almost took me out 😂😂

  • @maxithalo7796
    @maxithalo7796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like the way how he slightly changes his tone when he says the word "matters" and it starts to dawn on you how crazy ppl arguing agains't this are

  • @HokiePitcher22
    @HokiePitcher22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Turn the fucking hose off."
    🤣🤣 that is depressingly hilarious

  • @eswyy
    @eswyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Don't say slavery was 400 years ago. It ended in 1863, That's like 3 generations ago and not long at all.
    Some current peoples' great grandparents were affected

    • @Shlki_thmpsn19
      @Shlki_thmpsn19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sang have u heard of hyperbole ?

    • @eswyy
      @eswyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Shlki_thmpsn19 I totally get it but this perception is causing issues in the US. A lot of people are like "get over it, it was super long ago" but it really wasn't

    • @JGoodie02
      @JGoodie02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm no historian at all so I did a little google search and found that some people say that slavery started in the American colonies on 1619 but many say it started earlier. So it's not talking about when it ended. Which makes me wonder why people say it happened 400 years ago in the first place. I think it just stuck because it's a famous phrase or something. You know people don't actually fact check at all.

    • @Brew1dCity
      @Brew1dCity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jason Goodman THIS GUY GETS IT. Thank you sir people like you are really appreciated!

    • @viclor2876
      @viclor2876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JGoodie02 thank you good sir

  • @LezbollahMothra
    @LezbollahMothra ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “All buildings matter” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO SIR SIR SIR, i’d wear that shit so fast

  • @poppachoppa8956
    @poppachoppa8956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I'm reaching for the potatoes!"
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @fatherofpie5763
    @fatherofpie5763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Just matters" and i fall on the floor. Che is a genius

  • @phlarrdboi
    @phlarrdboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    he and pete davidson have a look in common. something about the cheeky smile and the way of looking around the room when that cheeky smile is on.
    Luv micheal che x x x x you go

  • @naiyalexic
    @naiyalexic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love. Made my day. "Apparently, we've hit a rough patch..."

  • @lady3804
    @lady3804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He said lol thanks black lady

  • @marthat2892
    @marthat2892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spot on Michael!

  • @crissyalice4825
    @crissyalice4825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    All buildings matter 🤣🤣🤣🤣hilarious

  • @nanarosex3
    @nanarosex3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “be civil turn the fcking hose off”😂

  • @kmb655
    @kmb655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He's underrated. I hope he's got another special coming out soon. ❤

  • @richardmichael7523
    @richardmichael7523 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This set ascended/descended more than an elevator. Every American floor got a button 😂

  • @sneakerteacher89
    @sneakerteacher89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When he said all buildings matter I screamed lmfao 🤣

  • @AmaSharapova
    @AmaSharapova 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    All buildings matter! So well put

  • @eleshaburgess8567
    @eleshaburgess8567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Perfectly said.

  • @alexia3552
    @alexia3552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "All buildings matter" is the most powerful way to get across the message that I've ever heard. That's brilliant and I do in fact want a t-shirt

  • @walker2101
    @walker2101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Every "joke" stuck the landing PERFECTLY 👌🏽

  • @LUCKYB_TV
    @LUCKYB_TV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    EVERY WORD OUT HIS MOUTH WAS GOLD

  • @laidbackabdool9173
    @laidbackabdool9173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Crazy how it’s still relevant till today

    • @aspebb
      @aspebb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's been relevant. Sadly it'll never stop being relevant.

    • @triscuithebiscuit
      @triscuithebiscuit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aspebb true. Sad how it takes violence to bring this to light

    • @JMS849
      @JMS849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It wasnt filmed that long ago wtf 🤦‍♂️

    • @michael_epp
      @michael_epp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      J.M.$ this was filmed in 2016 lol

  • @justinmattison1465
    @justinmattison1465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is hands down one of my favorite comedic bits. Humour that's meaningful or thought provoking is like peak comedy for me

  • @SWirth-fd4pv
    @SWirth-fd4pv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    love this. The rhetorics and the logic mixed with the righteous emotions. Its so perfect

    • @zeitakulobusta
      @zeitakulobusta ปีที่แล้ว

      And the emotion is a result of the logic.

  • @LifelongAdventist
    @LifelongAdventist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Normally, my critiques can be a bit long-winded, but for this comedy bit, I have only one word, PRICELESS! Thank you Mr. Che!

  • @shalinipabreja
    @shalinipabreja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This shit never gets old. How sad is that.

  • @dominicandream4898
    @dominicandream4898 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Can we just be civil... Turn the fucking hose off" 😂 I hate him for making me laugh at this🤣🤣🤣

  • @Heathers_Handbags
    @Heathers_Handbags 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:48 - Perfect explanation!!

  • @terrellrobinson3286
    @terrellrobinson3286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All buildings matter is HILARIOUS. 🤣😅😆😂

  • @nataliag.s767
    @nataliag.s767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This has never been more relevant than right now wow

  • @danielleandino3065
    @danielleandino3065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amazing - well done 💯💯💯

  • @kuzan421
    @kuzan421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    it's kinda crazy how this is getting recommend to me now

  • @GrandmaCathy
    @GrandmaCathy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very underrated.

  • @Varooooooom
    @Varooooooom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Oh man, this guy’s awesome

  • @officiallistengreatmuzik
    @officiallistengreatmuzik ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of the greatest sets in standup I've ever heard!

  • @user-df9ce4nn4m
    @user-df9ce4nn4m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I always thought he was funny as hell when he was on SNL I’m glad to see him branching out he’s pretty good this was funny.

  • @terryjohnson1250
    @terryjohnson1250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I’m reaching for the potatoes” 😂🤣🤣

  • @DouglasSilva-bi2tg
    @DouglasSilva-bi2tg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When I first saw this video this morning I thought.
    "This guy really caught what has been going on in the last week."
    So I went to see the date the video was posted ... 3 MONTHS AGO?! And we're still in the same shit?

    • @boycottchyna5400
      @boycottchyna5400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Annanymous it's a shame that BLM and racial issues only come up every election cycle.🤔

    • @AStrangeWindmill
      @AStrangeWindmill 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can drop this bit anytime after 1927 in America, and the only way it'd be out of place would be the film quality.

    • @AStrangeWindmill
      @AStrangeWindmill 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@boycottchyna5400 2014 was not an election year, so that conspiracy boat of yours has a few leaks I'm afraid.

    • @oliviaturner7388
      @oliviaturner7388 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Biblioteca Belmonte I think he actually did this about two years ago, not even 3 months ago. And we’re still fighting the same fight. It feels like he did it in response to what’s been happening recently. Isn’t that something?

    • @tellmesomething2412
      @tellmesomething2412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ummm... Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, George Carlin, ect. There's been a plethora of people talking about this since liberal speech was TRULY advocated in the broadcast media.

  • @jimdickinsaw5903
    @jimdickinsaw5903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That bit between saying I love you and white peoples saying all lives matter is spot on man

  • @akirusgauge7094
    @akirusgauge7094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    How is this 3 months old? Feels like it played after the protests.

    • @akirusgauge7094
      @akirusgauge7094 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Too Cool For Cardi It's older than that😳?

    • @khalyleedwards7735
      @khalyleedwards7735 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@akirusgauge7094 this stand up happened in 2016 I believe

    • @oliviaturner7388
      @oliviaturner7388 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s not three months old! It’s from way back in 2016! Isn’t it sad that it’s still as relevant today!

  • @llw53one
    @llw53one 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amen! He was so on point!