Chris Rock: Every religion believes that God doesn't make mistakes. Ancient Greeks: Our entire religion centers around Zeus doing nothing but mistakes.
I lived in ms an at least the white here let u know their not your friend live in Tx an Fl whites there hide the hate and double cross u any chance they get can handle smiling faces
Yeah. I always describe Mississippi as hell. 100 degrees in the summer, 100 percent humidity, and 100 percent stupidity. Mississippi is like if crack was a place.
The sad part is, this is totally true. We landed on a beach in Haiti...some "private beach" for Royal Caribbean. And there were Haitians hanging on the other side of the fence watching all these cruisers eat at a luxurious buffet. It was horrible at a level I've never forgotten. They just stood there, staring at the opulence that they couldn't be a part of. Never been back.
God doesn't make mistakes. What you don't think Chris Rock makes mistakes? You listen to Rock because he hates the God of the bible, just like you. Chris Rock knows he's going to hell.......wanna join him? Repent or burn!
Don't have that attitude. The goal of humanity, especially relevant in Christianity, is to lift each other up. Even though it may seem unfair, your tourism money actually benefits the local economy. Look what happened after the Pandemic with the drop in tourism destabilizing a crucial part of the already unstable Haitian economy.Maybe join a missionary trip in the future to Haiti to actually help those you saw on the other side of the fence. Food for the soul makes your mind at ease.
@@seanl764 Excuse me, No, that money goes straight to Royal Caribbean pockets. Please, if you are gonna enjoy the buffet while looking at people starve, at least do not freaking delude yourself into believing you are helping them.
He looks like he got some botched surgery and now he is left with that fucked up face and those fucked up cheek bones. Got a man out here feeling good about himself after seeing that shit 😂
Legend? You must be on crack. Dude's always been a hack. He spent most of his career shouting his lame jokes to hide the fact their not funny. Been on to this douche for decades.
Yes. But not because the material is good, but because they are legends. People anticipate the jokes. They are ready to have a good time. It's a bit like everything a beautiful woman says is interesting. Tell these jokes in exact the same manner as a comedian that's just started out and few people will laugh.
My point exactly! He is not on Dave Chappelle level. Dave is naturally funny. Chris is funny from practicing. So he has played out. Dave will last forever.
Carina Carter, I grew up there, in MS in the 1960s thru 1970s. It was Gawd-awful there, especially back then, imo. My town was Quitman County’s county seat. And I remember when the Town started to sell hard liquor. At one small, square building w/big windows,...but that one store closed for the night at 10:00pm, sharp. And didn’t open at all on Sundays. Man! I wonder what year its advanced to. If it has, at all. I went back in 1994 to visit my Parents’ graves. Not much had changed. Maybe there might’ve been a Mickey-D’s (Golden Arches) that was new?
@@thelegacyofgaming2928 triggered by facts. Not a coincidence that Mississippi and Jamaica got lumped into the same joke about a dystopian nightmare just like Sub-saharan Africa is, who still cant figure out the wheel, or agriculture, or anything else. Just look at black people to know god makes mistakes. Chris Rock just confirmed it. lol
@@MrSinister718 It was almost like the joke about Jamaica was mainly about poverty and not racism. Poverty in those areas is in heavy part owed to the crazy amount of colonization that occurred. Also, I find it funny how racists love to blame other people for their racism. Just accept you're racist and move on, why are you even watching a black comedian if you're racist? Southern states are more racist because of the history over there y'know with secession and all.
The Mississippi state bird is the mosquito. Their state motto is: "I can't go any farther. Leave me here. Save yourself. Someone's got to make it back to warn the others."
This is both the funniest and most tragic thing I've ever heard. Only a comedian could point out the vast wealth gap and exploitation of a people while pointing out how we all OK with that and make it funny and sad at the same time.
@@charlesscott27 No it's the moral responsible of everyone to not take advantage of Caribbean poverty. And to help the people who live there rather than using their land as a cheap vacation spot.
What exploitation? The reason they're dirt poor is because there's nobody to exploit them. If some greedy capitalists set up shop there, then they'll have chances to get jobs and make a better living, like the Chinese have been in last decades. Until then, they'll remain bums. I guess it goes for much of Mississippi as well.
Chris Rock is incredible. He's not only as funny as it gets in my view but his comedy leaves you thinking all the time. The guy never strikes out he is nothing but money
Isn't that the truth? A hint: any island nation in the world is impoverished. They have to pay enormous taxes to import things we think of as everyday common items. Even Hawaii is impoverished. Just sleep during your shuttle ride from the airport to your resort and tip well every person that does any service for you. I am a big believer in giving people money for their pockets. Their wages, they have to claim on their taxes. Cash: they can put in their pockets and use for whatever they need.
@@chriskochinsky1102 Japan, New Zealand, Greenland, United Kingdom (not a sole nation, I know, but they got good relationships now), and Australia would like to know your location.
Yes man it's like liking both Robert Deniro and Al Pacino of comedy both geniuses but different style. PS: Al Pacino is waaaaay better of course but Deniro is good too.
@@ryanpulliam8987 well there is massive wealth on the Islands but usually the people who originate from the Islands live in devastating poverty, there is a Lot of violence/rape culture...tourists come, turn their blind eye and live in crazy obscene luxury...but it is extremely beautiful waters, Amazing sea life probably why the likes of Jacques Cousteau, mountbatten and Harrison Ford and others have their summer houses there (on the more remote Islands). So Chris is pointing his own and others hipocrisy.... our flakiness if you Will.
As someone from the Caribbean I can say this is totally on point. My country has a ton of problems: poverty, crime, corruption, etc. But the government and resort companies make damn sure to keep it out of tourist areas.
@@jp-vo2rx you do realize that people still worship greek and other pantheons of gods besides the abrahamic monotheistic God with a capital G you talk about
@@michaelo2535 I don’t condone eating caged animals lol 😂 but through the research uncovered. The bat coronavirus, known as RaTG13, could not bind with receptors in humans or pangolins. Neither was the pangolin coronavirus able to bind to pangolin and human receptors. In other words, the binding affinity of the pangolin ACE2 receptor for SARS-CoV-2 RBD was reported to be too low to bind to either pangolin or human. From SARS and MERS to COVID-19. These severe acute respiratory infections are highly pathogenic human coronaviruses. In other words, it is more plausible that the novel Coronavirus was born in a laboratory considering the lab in question had samples of SARS and MERS. No one knows whether it got out into the world out of malice or negligence. However, Covid-19 wasn’t no animal! Lol 😂 But yes! Let’s blame 1.5 billion Chinese people because they live under a repressive regime we all despise. Trust me! It’s a lot easier! 😂
Chris rock: can’t eat porcupines ….Actually we hunt and eat squirrels , possums , alligators , raccoons and porcupines right here in Mississippi and Louisiana ..we even eat our sisters and mother in laws if they wash themselves right….
I love how he points out that once you're in the nice places, surrounded by beauty and comfort, you automatically forget how badly most of the people live. That's basically how rich people who live in the third world countries get along 24/7. They may feel stressed or afraid when they go out of their neighborhoods and face misery lying around every corner, but most of the time they just don't give a shit. I don't judge them, that's just how people are, although it's sad in a way.
And it's getting closer & closer to home. I was in San Francisco awhile back & within a few blocks of the dignified banking district, people are camping on sidewalks, & that's not ALL they're doing on the sidewalks. In L.A. there's an underpass as you head into Marina del Rey where lots of rich retirees live & park their boats. Clothes are strewn around & a toilet bucket or two's usually visible.
Anyone defending Will Smith is weak minded. You have to understand that comedians are the last pillar of truth in entertainment. If you slap a comedian, you let the truth affect you negatively. Get a grip.
Joking about someone's health is a bad thing too. Verbal abuse vs physical abuse. They are both wrong. But if he did it to my mother, i might slap him too.
@@stephaniecherry7120 He didn't say she's ugly or it looks bad. He basically just acknowledged the fact that she's bald. That's it. There is no verbal abuse.
I defend mr smith but not because he slapped mr chris but because he touched a very sensitive spot of emotion with his wifes HEALTH issues and he's only human. He reacted out of anger and emotions got the best of him. And he also apologized. Even though it took him some time.
The best part was the part where he talked about looking out the window of the resort van at all the poverty and then having instant amnesia after drinking one cocktail at the resort.
As my parents and most extended family lived/live in Mississippi. I can confirm that Mississippi is how he described. My grandmother once told me about how last Easter, the local crackheads were handing out free crack via Easter egg hunts. The cops didn’t even fucking flinch.
sounds like your grandmother is an excellent source of information, cause you know, drug dealers give out free drugs all the time ... no wonder you like someone as lowbrow as rock.
@WorldFlex That's funny you say that. I have a friend thats from Mississippi and she tells me how backwards the state is and how it's still racially divided in some small towns. I was soo curious and amazed that I want to go with her when she goes to visit her family..lol.
@@martinflores1370 I knew a couple from MS, they never hid their racism. I also house sit for a couple who escaped from there 20 years ago, & they go back every Xmas to visit graves & try to make peace with their incestuous relatives. And Chris is absolutely on point. I visited there in the 1990s, & it was like going back in time to 1890.
@WorldFlex as a Hispanic who has walked through Mississippi, your view is greatly exaggerated. Why should someone have to move just cuz someone else has a problem. Hell, naw, stand your ground and hope the next generation is better
C Lockett I was literally born there, I moved recently, and I'd be very happy to never go back to Mississippi. Mississippi is actually a really pretty place, the people are just the horrible part....
He could have said the three monotheistic religions Judaism, Islam, and Christianity, but all that explaination would have ruined the joke. But let's fact check him like anal retentive nerds anyway.
This man and Dave are without a doubt two of the best when it comes to satirical comedy, in the sense that you know it's funny and sad/realistic at the same time.
Porcupine: that's not a mistake, there are good reasons for that. Quicksand: it's not that bad, and also can be used for benefit. Mississippi: aw shit...
The comparison of Mississippi to Jamaica is very similar to my experience traveling from Toronto to New York city by car. First stop The Bronx. I was like "what tha f..... ? Was there a war here?
Yeah this one was more personal and insightful than hilarious. I kind of feel like it was the perfect standup after the years he's had since his last big tour... He needed to have a somewhat cathartic performance.
@@spartax8570 bro, it was part of the joke. this "black" made a joke that went over your head. funny how racists tend to be really stupid. dunning kruger i guess.
@@spartax8570 you right it would be stupid for something to be spelt with ss in it, hey he should make a joke about the fact that missisippi has the same thing.
2020: Prime Ministers in the Caribbean are using America as a worst case scenario to encourage people to follow corona guidelines. Rihanna had to donate money to New York cause y'all needed it more than Barbados.
@@kulikuliurwaha5492 The point isn't about horrific poverty of Jamaica. The point is about how shitty it is to use a country's horrific poverty as a joke when you're from the richest country in the world, gdp wise, that cares so little about its own citizens that you need handouts from Caribbean citizens, who will actually give money to the richest state in the US because they're not morally bankrupt and they care about human suffering. I don't see any American celebrities donating to Jamaica. It's about the irony of making dead baby jokes when you're ruled by neo Nazis who encourage you to die for the economy. We're poor and we shut everything down to nothing to save lives, y'all are rich and your leaders are like, "some people are just gonna have to die to keep this gdp up. Let's cull some poor and elderly. Fuck 'em." When the wealth of your nation comes from slavery, human sacrifice and the worst corruption known to man, it's just looks like a total lack of self awareness to point at the poorer countries like "haha, our capitalist system of oppression is better, more efficient and more ruthless than yours."
@@zennydaye3143 My bleeding heart. This is comedy if u were gonna be a cry baby about it then don't watch it. Not America's fault that the country has poverty issues. People see that when they visit. It is what it is. What they supposed to act blind. GTFOOH!!! Bumpaclat....
@@zennydaye3143 if ur system is so superior why the fuck is it so fucked up. Talk shit about America. Meanwhile begging to be let in. Shut the fuck up. Your a goddam joke! And your country had slavery too. But why is it so poor. Didn't it accumulate wealth like you said America did on the backs on slavery. What the fuck happened? What the fuck are you doing talking shit on here, if you so fuckin smart why you no help your country instead of being a jealous shit talking fool!!!!!!
@@rachelfox8108 He was making a point about how we all ignore the extreme poverty. It was a good thing. You didn't get it. Comedians and many musicians actually care even though they made a lot of money. They use sarcasm and irony to make their points. Chris and Dave Chapelle were very poor at one time, they got lucky working hard. That's the strange unfair system we have. But, if I say socialistic policies are good, everyone labels me a commie and freaks out.
Mentioning Jada Smith's bald head...MISTAKE... Slapping Chris Rock...MISTAKE ...M.i.S.T.A.K.E 😂 Love Chris and Will hope to see them in more positive light in the near future.
Chris Rock is one of the greats. We are about the same age and it's cool to have watch him go from funny guy on SNL to a really, well respected comedian. I love Chris
@@michaelfleming1223 shiva literally cut off his own son's head...by mistake...and then he replaced it with an elephant one when he calmed down...that son is none other than Ganesha...
John Buick I am not impressed. There is much to be said for living in the Caribbean than in Chris Rock’s memory. Most Caribbean people live in better circumstances than Chris Rock did before he became rich. There is abject poverty in the USA on a wider scale than the Caribbean. The Caribbean has produced giant intellectuals who have contributed positively to all aspects of life on this planet. While I understand that it is a comedian’s job to makes jokes, it bothers me when attempts are made by persons like you, who have enjoyed the hospitality of the Caribbean, to mock.
Das Macht naw Mississippi ass backwards. For instance, university of Mississippi grows marijuana but if a citizen is caught with 1 ounce of marijuana it’s a felony.
@@bowen1704 No I'm not. Its dark history is why people view Mississippi as the mecca of black oppression. Same way Germany has a dark history of Nazism. Stereotype? Yes. But it is what it is 😄
Mississippi may not be successful economically, but it has exported a lot of talent throughout the years. Starting with jazz, Elvis, Britney Spears, 3 Doors Down, etc.
Brittany Spears is from Kentwood Louisiana. She was only born in McComb Mississippi. Probably because, at 20 miles away, it was the closest large town with a maternity hospital.
Let’s not forget Brandy Norwood and her brother Ray J They’re also from McComb Mississippi before they went to Los Angeles to become pop singers and TV child actors in Hollywood Of course Brandy had the more successful career as she had her own sitcom “MOESHA” which aired for 5 seasons Ray had his own reality tv show on VH1
As an islander myself, I was highly offended. Are we less fortunate than some other countries...yes, yes we are. Do we eat locks...nope, no we dont. Are we surprised when we see cars...why should we be, after all we don't take the subway to work; how do we popularly commute you ask...cars my friend, cars.
Jay Lewis Scariest thing I ever did in my life outside of combat. I sat in the OH! Shit seat 💺 to. Told everybody in my party. If I get sick here take me to the U.S. embassy. I ain’t going in no dark supposed to be hospital 😲🤬
I’ve never laughed more at a comedy bit than that rude through the Caribbean. 100% true from someone who was born there and went to other islands as well. The car ride to the all-inclusive resort is the scariest shit of your life.
Man, that Caribbean joke hit home when I went to the Dominican Republic. The drive from the airport to the resort was crazy. I saw dead bodies on the side of the road and street with no turn signals. Once I got to the resort and filled my belly with oxtails/plantains/goat , I forgot about everything I saw just 3 hrs earlier.
Jamaica 🇯🇲 is beautiful, in the country side that the government did not pay attention to that is where the smart intelligent youngsters are. Some of them parents get not afford to send them to school.
Reminds me of when I went to Sabah state in Malaysia and Jakarta, Indonesia. I had never seen poverty like that before anywhere in my life. It makes Mississippi look like Shangri La.
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Chris Rock: Every religion believes that God doesn't make mistakes.
Ancient Greeks: Our entire religion centers around Zeus doing nothing but mistakes.
I swear that's the first thing I thought about 😂
Yea but those gods are basically dead now
I was thinking the same!!
Like all the other gods.
That's why they upped and called it mythology.
"ever heard of quick sand.....you can drown dry" 😂😂😂😂💀
This fool Chris Rock think movie quicksand is a real thing. Holy shit. lol
I thought there is a water in quick sand
@@dmitrykim3096 also you can't drown in it. It's been tested. TH-cam it.
MrSinister718 It takes longer than it does in the movies but other than that the portrayal usually seems accurate
He did not make that up. Black folks have been saying that for about 100 years........at least.
I was Born and raised in Mississippi
And I can tell you he's not wrong
I lived in ms an at least the white here let u know their not your friend live in Tx an Fl whites there hide the hate and double cross u any chance they get can handle smiling faces
Yeah. I always describe Mississippi as hell. 100 degrees in the summer, 100 percent humidity, and 100 percent stupidity.
Mississippi is like if crack was a place.
Zack Wyatt Do you have a MLB team?
It has changed since the time I first visited my grandma and they had drinking fountains at the gas station bus stop that were labeled COLORED.
@@sibkiss2009 Wow. That is weird. Here in Canada the water is transparent.
The sad part is, this is totally true. We landed on a beach in Haiti...some "private beach" for Royal Caribbean. And there were Haitians hanging on the other side of the fence watching all these cruisers eat at a luxurious buffet. It was horrible at a level I've never forgotten. They just stood there, staring at the opulence that they couldn't be a part of. Never been back.
Chris never fails to mention class or poverty.
God doesn't make mistakes. What you don't think Chris Rock makes mistakes? You listen to Rock because he hates the God of the bible, just like you. Chris Rock knows he's going to hell.......wanna join him? Repent or burn!
Don't have that attitude. The goal of humanity, especially relevant in Christianity, is to lift each other up. Even though it may seem unfair, your tourism money actually benefits the local economy. Look what happened after the Pandemic with the drop in tourism destabilizing a crucial part of the already unstable Haitian economy.Maybe join a missionary trip in the future to Haiti to actually help those you saw on the other side of the fence. Food for the soul makes your mind at ease.
@@seanl764 Excuse me, No, that money goes straight to Royal Caribbean pockets. Please, if you are gonna enjoy the buffet while looking at people starve, at least do not freaking delude yourself into believing you are helping them.
I thought the goal of Christianity was to sexually assault children and steal money from the poor?@@seanl764
Chris looks older and younger at the same time.
🤣😂
Drugs for sure.
😂
He looks like he got some botched surgery and now he is left with that fucked up face and those fucked up cheek bones. Got a man out here feeling good about himself after seeing that shit 😂
The nigga got 2 different birth certificates and social security cards, that's why👍
People comparing Dave and Chris like there is only room for one black comedian. Both are Goddamn legends.
Amen
@John Nichols You must have Dave and Chris confused. Dave is a mental midget compared to Chris. You need to get educated.
@John Nichols chis >
Both are Kings
Why's everything about race? I didn't even realize Chris was black until you brought it up.
Chris Rock: " Every religion says that God doesn't make mistakes"
Zeus: *sweats in Greek mythology*
sweets? might need another edit jamal
MrSinister718 thank you brother
MrSinister718 let me guess someone stole your sweet role
MrSinister718 wait did you just call me Jamal?
@@donladle6748 is your name really Jamal? 😂😂
He looks like a guy who could take a punch on stage without flinching
literally, Will thought he did something 🤣
@@babyyykyyy Right? Chris didn't even lose his footing. He laughed.
Man's a Gigachad
I love how his stance (Straight and hands behind his back) didn’t change in the photo of Will walking towards and away from him.
That’s why he got slapped. And things will surely get WORSE.
“Have you ever been performing a task, it was going perfect, & then you took a rest?”
**Laughs in ADHD**
are you implying that God has ADHD
@@Hutch2Much I'm pretty sure he's saying he himself has ADHD
@Donnie B same shit here
I have ADD (non-hyperactive) and I agree.
Felt
M-I-S-S-T-A-K-E is low-key one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Works on multiple levels. Man's a genius.
@Olmec Toltec Yeah, no shit sherlock 🙄
Look up "Wretch 32 Redemption (Daily Duppy) if word play is your bag..
Would've been even funnier if he spelled it M-I-S-S-T-A-K-K-K-E
@@kevinmilhim646 I got to admit, that's funny
@@esmooth919 I don't get it , can you explain
Chinese religion: gods & goddesses not only make mistakes but can be bribed too
He was referring to mainstream religions with prophets ie, Jewish, Christian and Islam.
@@chrismoyo1222 He said all religions, minorities count too
xuyahfish c’mooon 😊
Yes...
@@chrismoyo1222 he's dumb
True legends of comedy can take the most mundane and ordinary topic and crack people up with it, and that is why this man is a legend
Legend? You must be on crack. Dude's always been a hack. He spent most of his career shouting his lame jokes to hide the fact their not funny. Been on to this douche for decades.
Yes. But not because the material is good, but because they are legends. People anticipate the jokes. They are ready to have a good time. It's a bit like everything a beautiful woman says is interesting. Tell these jokes in exact the same manner as a comedian that's just started out and few people will laugh.
Chris Rock: You ever been to mississippi? Mistake!!
Me, who currently lives in Mississippi: hmmmmm..... yup
I feel so sorry for you. You next trip shoukd just be out the country.
It’s not that bad
M I s t a k e
I am currently in Mississippi as I watch this
@@claysoggyfries having been to 33 states, it is the worst one so far.
I can't listen to him without imagining a Zebra
If you know you know 😂
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LOL this comment 🤣🤣😍
lol
😅😅😅
"They give you one pinacolada and you forgive the worst poverty you've ever seen". Soooooooo true!
lol the way C.Rock’s stand up comedy career is going he won’t be able to afford to go back to jamaica
That's what happens when Michael Scott goes to Jamaica
So what’s so fucking true about this fucking bullshit bro you racist fuck.
Worst poverty ever????? Really... hahahaaaa yea ok fucking idiot
@@ronaldali4845 Seriously?
“That baby wasn’t really dead, right?” Always cracks me up 😂😂
Same here lmao
Stop comparing Dave and Chris. They have two different comedic style, yet they both respect each other's craft. Stop pitting one against the other.
v t nah this nigga corny compare to dave
Chris and Kevin both say Dave is the best.
Chris and Kevin are funny as all hell but Dave is important for today's society.
My point exactly! He is not on Dave Chappelle level. Dave is naturally funny. Chris is funny from practicing. So he has played out. Dave will last forever.
Some people think everything has to be a competition.
@Claudia Solomon since i was born
lol :D
He's right about not being able to tell what year it is in Mississippi.
True
Up until like two years ago the town my best friend grew up in was a dry County
There's a podcast called Small Town Murder and they highlight the times where they're like "this case happened in 1996 but somehow also 1932".
Carina Carter, I grew up there, in MS in the 1960s thru 1970s. It was Gawd-awful there, especially back then, imo. My town was Quitman County’s county seat. And I remember when the Town started to sell hard liquor. At one small, square building w/big windows,...but that one store closed for the night at 10:00pm, sharp. And didn’t open at all on Sundays.
Man! I wonder what year its advanced to. If it has, at all. I went back in 1994 to visit my Parents’ graves. Not much had changed. Maybe there might’ve been a Mickey-D’s (Golden Arches) that was new?
Striker92 sounds like Calhoun county how a county half way dry
“I went to Mississippi and I could’nt tell what year it was!” 😂😂😂
NEGUS MBARKA that’s Alabama
@@thelegacyofgaming2928 triggered by facts. Not a coincidence that Mississippi and Jamaica got lumped into the same joke about a dystopian nightmare just like Sub-saharan Africa is, who still cant figure out the wheel, or agriculture, or anything else. Just look at black people to know god makes mistakes. Chris Rock just confirmed it. lol
@@MrSinister718 It was almost like the joke about Jamaica was mainly about poverty and not racism. Poverty in those areas is in heavy part owed to the crazy amount of colonization that occurred. Also, I find it funny how racists love to blame other people for their racism. Just accept you're racist and move on, why are you even watching a black comedian if you're racist?
Southern states are more racist because of the history over there y'know with secession and all.
@Kody but you're watching the black guy who you don't like.
@Kody says the black dot.
From God making mistakes to Mississippi to the Caribbean … the man is a comedy genius
The Mississippi state bird is the mosquito. Their state motto is: "I can't go any farther. Leave me here. Save yourself. Someone's got to make it back to warn the others."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 best response I'm laughing so hard
😂 😂 😂
Mosquito would be the MS Delta’s bird. Actual state bird is Hummingbird.
Ok just dont bring your Mississippi bullshit to Louisiana please and thank you, our state is fucked enough
😂😂😂😂 wtf
"You know, like, when you go to the Caribean..."
No, I do not
Don’t be mad. Every area is fucked up to a certain extent
Hes funnier when conversating
I’ve been in that van!! He’s got the nail on the head!!
@@mom2adragon677 not to Jamaica tho
I live there, he's 1000% correct about EVERYTHING he said lol.
This is both the funniest and most tragic thing I've ever heard. Only a comedian could point out the vast wealth gap and exploitation of a people while pointing out how we all OK with that and make it funny and sad at the same time.
Like your soul weeps with laughter from the pain.
@@charlesscott27 No it's the moral responsible of everyone to not take advantage of Caribbean poverty. And to help the people who live there rather than using their land as a cheap vacation spot.
What exploitation? The reason they're dirt poor is because there's nobody to exploit them. If some greedy capitalists set up shop there, then they'll have chances to get jobs and make a better living, like the Chinese have been in last decades. Until then, they'll remain bums. I guess it goes for much of Mississippi as well.
I think that's why "God" created laughter. It is sad, but its so structural you know your best efforts will only look good for a while. So laugh!
And for a second there I thought you felt sad for the poor in Mississippi.
Chris Rock is incredible. He's not only as funny as it gets in my view but his comedy leaves you thinking all the time. The guy never strikes out he is nothing but money
Rock was voted top 5 ever in Rolling Stone and Comedy Central polls. This is why th-cam.com/video/EgZhdEHnKzM/w-d-xo.html
I'm so happy a comedian finally talked about the crazy you see in poverty stricken countries, that just happen to be fantastic vacation spots
Isn't that the truth? A hint: any island nation in the world is impoverished. They have to pay enormous taxes to import things we think of as everyday common items. Even Hawaii is impoverished. Just sleep during your shuttle ride from the airport to your resort and tip well every person that does any service for you. I am a big believer in giving people money for their pockets. Their wages, they have to claim on their taxes. Cash: they can put in their pockets and use for whatever they need.
But when Trump says they're shitholes liberals get mad.
@@nasx618 Trump could literally solve the energy crisis, and liberals would get mad.
@@chriskochinsky1102 Japan, New Zealand, Greenland, United Kingdom (not a sole nation, I know, but they got good relationships now), and Australia would like to know your location.
@@daxbradley4346 Ummm trumptard couldn't even fix leave alone his brain soo that's waaay too much credit 😂😂😂#cantfixstupid
Just stop it - it’s okay to like both Chappelle and C.Rock. I know I do.
Me too they're my top faves, Paul Mooney too..
Faxx!!
Miss G if mr Mooney did my dawg Richard Pryor wrong like they said he did - I gotta cut ties.
straight up!
Yes man it's like liking both Robert Deniro and Al Pacino of comedy both geniuses but different style.
PS: Al Pacino is waaaaay better of course but Deniro is good too.
"They give you one Pina Colada - and you forgive the worst poverty you've ever seen!!!"
Chris you brilliant - I love You♥️✌️♥️
I never understood that one
@@ryanpulliam8987 well there is massive wealth on the Islands but usually the people who originate from the Islands live in devastating poverty, there is a Lot of violence/rape culture...tourists come, turn their blind eye and live in crazy obscene luxury...but it is extremely beautiful waters, Amazing sea life probably why the likes of Jacques Cousteau, mountbatten and Harrison Ford and others have their summer houses there (on the more remote Islands).
So Chris is pointing his own and others hipocrisy.... our flakiness if you Will.
@@dortesandal4303 ohhh. I got you
As someone from the Caribbean I can say this is totally on point. My country has a ton of problems: poverty, crime, corruption, etc. But the government and resort companies make damn sure to keep it out of tourist areas.
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I love Chris Rock, not only is he funny but also a great man.
I feel he missed a trick in not spelling it M I S S T A K K K E
Thought the exact same thing.
Yooo 🤣👏🏾
That's really good👍 Would 've made funny even funnier.
you do know that misstake is already a wrong spelling of the word, do you?
@@rashleonard4069 oh! cause of the kkk! now i see xD
Lol. 💯I went to Jamaica, got off the plane, and the first thing I said was, “this looks just like Mississippi.”
bwahahahahahahahahaa
Agree
How so
as a jamaican i say yall aint seen nth yet
He won't be laughing on judgement day!! Repent! God does not make mistakes. Man rebels against God and brings death and destruction back upon himself.
The ride from the airport to the resort is so true.
MrSinister718 what was the point of that comment ? dumbass .
@@MrSinister718 Bot. 🤢🤥🙄
@@EuphoriaPiana NPC
As a Mississippian, he's probably talking about jackson😂
@@nickswartzfager3928 from Biloxi to tn it's a shithole along with ark and la
Chris Rock is the greatest living American stand up comedian
Chris Rock: Everyone religion believes that god doesn’t make mistakes.
Zeus and Friends: Smile and wave boys!
Smile and wave 🐧🖐
Cute and cuddly boiz,cute and cuddly
*Waves in Wiccian*
That's mythology foo
@@jp-vo2rx you do realize that people still worship greek and other pantheons of gods besides the abrahamic monotheistic God with a capital G you talk about
Rock: Porcupine, you can't eat it!
China: Uhm, actually...
And thus, the porcupvid virus is born
Porcupine is consumable men
Michael O smells like racism to me 😒
@@michaelo2535 I don’t condone eating caged animals lol 😂 but through the research uncovered. The bat coronavirus, known as RaTG13, could not bind with receptors in humans or pangolins. Neither was the pangolin coronavirus able to bind to pangolin and human receptors. In other words, the binding affinity of the pangolin ACE2 receptor for SARS-CoV-2 RBD was reported to be too low to bind to either pangolin or human. From SARS and MERS to COVID-19. These severe acute respiratory infections are highly pathogenic human coronaviruses. In other words, it is more plausible that the novel Coronavirus was born in a laboratory considering the lab in question had samples of SARS and MERS. No one knows whether it got out into the world out of malice or negligence. However, Covid-19 wasn’t no animal! Lol 😂 But yes! Let’s blame 1.5 billion Chinese people because they live under a repressive regime we all despise. Trust me! It’s a lot easier! 😂
Chris rock: can’t eat porcupines ….Actually we hunt and eat squirrels , possums , alligators , raccoons and porcupines right here in Mississippi and Louisiana ..we even eat our sisters and mother in laws if they wash themselves right….
I love how he points out that once you're in the nice places, surrounded by beauty and comfort, you automatically forget how badly most of the people live. That's basically how rich people who live in the third world countries get along 24/7. They may feel stressed or afraid when they go out of their neighborhoods and face misery lying around every corner, but most of the time they just don't give a shit. I don't judge them, that's just how people are, although it's sad in a way.
It's sad bruh
And it's getting closer & closer to home. I was in San Francisco awhile back & within a few blocks of the dignified banking district, people are camping on sidewalks, & that's not ALL they're doing on the sidewalks. In L.A. there's an underpass as you head into Marina del Rey where lots of rich retirees live & park their boats. Clothes are strewn around & a toilet bucket or two's usually visible.
It’s the only way to live happily. Then to worry about the hardships of others. Some caused by others and some self inflicted unfortunately.
STFU... and just laugh
It's funny because it's true.
Anyone defending Will Smith is weak minded. You have to understand that comedians are the last pillar of truth in entertainment. If you slap a comedian, you let the truth affect you negatively. Get a grip.
Joking about someone's health is a bad thing too. Verbal abuse vs physical abuse. They are both wrong. But if he did it to my mother, i might slap him too.
@@stephaniecherry7120 He didn't say she's ugly or it looks bad. He basically just acknowledged the fact that she's bald. That's it. There is no verbal abuse.
@@SumriseHD facts
@@stephaniecherry7120 .
I defend mr smith but not because he slapped mr chris but because he touched a very sensitive spot of emotion with his wifes HEALTH issues and he's only human. He reacted out of anger and emotions got the best of him. And he also apologized. Even though it took him some time.
The best part was the part where he talked about looking out the window of the resort van at all the poverty and then having instant amnesia after drinking one cocktail at the resort.
Alcohol temporarily cancels the reality that life sucks. Chris Rock makes that so funny 🤣.
That baby wasn’t dead right?😬🤭🙈😂
I'm Jamaican and even before he mentioned the name I knew he was talking about me
"THE BEST PART WAS WHEN HE DID HIS ROUTINE" bitch shut the fuck up
Sad and tragically funny
For his age and fame level, he's still raw as hell.
what does that mean?
This dude 54 damn years old and looks like he could be an undergrad.
Undergrad? More like undergradpa
Teddy Bear agree Chris is looking old.
Black don't crack unless you have a hammer.
He has joe Biden teeth
Black don’t crack!!
As my parents and most extended family lived/live in Mississippi. I can confirm that Mississippi is how he described. My grandmother once told me about how last Easter, the local crackheads were handing out free crack via Easter egg hunts. The cops didn’t even fucking flinch.
sounds like your grandmother is an excellent source of information, cause you know, drug dealers give out free drugs all the time ... no wonder you like someone as lowbrow as rock.
Crackheads giving rocks away?
What? What the heck is going on in that state.
I'd ask for your grandmother's sources in that one.
That’s crazy
*Marty is the best stand up comic in the whole animal Kingdom...*
🤣🤣
He likes to move it move it!
*It's a shame that a Pigeon took offense to him and Bitch slapped him in public..*
@@akshaynanthur I see what you did there. That Spies In Disguise reference.
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The scary part is, he ain't lying about Mississippi
Yeah he is. But still, don't come. We're full.
I’m from Mississippi... he right.
@@bailey8441 - Nah. He's running out of topical material so he resorted to overplayed stereotypes. The "-isms".
@J S - Agree.
He sure isnt
stop comparing Dave and Chris and let just be glad that they exist
Not even a comparison
@J D Ya but Dave is like steak, it's the main course and I could eat it for every meal. Icecream, is just a dessert amongst many others
Who compared them? 🤔 They are so different. But both so awesome! Eddie Griffin. 👌
I guess to some people there can only be one black comedian? Can't even understand how there is a comparison. They're just two different comedians.
jaquan123ism word
'' That baby wasn't really dead right?'' killed me.
Side note. Chris Rock and Steve-O kinda look alike. I don't know why but I just saw it. lol
Maybe because Chris Rock had plastic surgery and almost doesn't look like Chris Rock.
I will never unsee that😆
🤣
No shit man wow
Aaand they have them rough type of voices😁
My home state of Mississippi is 37% poverty. He’s not lying
@WorldFlex
That's funny you say that. I have a friend thats from Mississippi and she tells me how backwards the state is and how it's still racially divided in some small towns. I was soo curious and amazed that I want to go with her when she goes to visit her family..lol.
@@martinflores1370 I knew a couple from MS, they never hid their racism. I also house sit for a couple who escaped from there 20 years ago, & they go back every Xmas to visit graves & try to make peace with their incestuous relatives.
And Chris is absolutely on point. I visited there in the 1990s, & it was like going back in time to 1890.
@WorldFlex as a Hispanic who has walked through Mississippi, your view is greatly exaggerated. Why should someone have to move just cuz someone else has a problem. Hell, naw, stand your ground and hope the next generation is better
@@isaacnewton8914 it ain't the only state
Only 37? Wow, MS is doing so much better than I thought
As someone who lives in Mississippi, everything he said about it is true
I use to travel to Macomb back in the 90s. Learned after the first trip not to stop anywhere on the way
All he said was MISTAKE,
M
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He compared it to the area in Jamaica when you leave the airport
C Lockett I was literally born there, I moved recently, and I'd be very happy to never go back to Mississippi. Mississippi is actually a really pretty place, the people are just the horrible part....
Not one word was wrong.
that porcupine bit had me howling and tearing up laughing, my eyes BURN from laughing so much👌👌
“God doesn’t make mistakes”
Greek mythologies: And I took that personally
He could have said the three monotheistic religions Judaism, Islam, and Christianity, but all that explaination would have ruined the joke.
But let's fact check him like anal retentive nerds anyway.
@@wherewereyou4500 the fuck?
@@wherewereyou4500 what was in that video????
@@dispogaming1011 th-cam.com/video/JT5P92pcVfE/w-d-xo.html
@@richardxia1720 what was in the video bro
Old Chris rock just looks like a Black Steve-O
😂😂
Lmfao!
damn it you beat me to it. i was thinking the exact same thing 😆 There voice even sounds a bit similar.
Old Chris Rock looks like old Chris Rock...
As in... The way he used to. Not the way he looked when he was 'in his prime'.
Yeah he do
I died when he said that baby wasn't really dead right 😂
So did the baby...
I love whenever I see a comment just as they are saying it, the stars align
@@mynombreisjon that just happened to me right about the fvck now😂
How do so many dead people manage to write comments?
LMAO
God was fucking up...😂😂😂😂 That line never gets Old 😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a Jamaican I'm offended and this is also true...
Another Jamaican here
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
janice mcleod 😂😂 I wanted to be mad but that shit had me cryin 🤣🤣
THE TRUTH SHOULD NEVER OFFEND YOU! THE BIBLE IS IN THE FICTION SECTION IS THE LIBRARY 4 A REASON.
Pon the ends
my broke ass can't even understand the Bahamas joke.
Your broke ass cant even pay attention to the joke.
Jamaica isn’t in the Bahamas
I couldn't understand too
Just know that its true, Jamaica, Bahamas, Haiti, Dominican republic. The kids look at you like you there next meal.
Think he meant he couldn’t relate common sense
I can’t listen to Chris Rock without hearing Marty
Who's marty?
@@miguelamigo6030 bro! You gotta get out more😂
@@PrinceofPeace2000 I'm assuming Marty is something you saw in a video so how is "getting out more" going to help?
@@miguelamigo6030 how can you not have seen the movie Madagascar, u serious?
Thank God I'm not the only one plagued by this
This man and Dave are without a doubt two of the best when it comes to satirical comedy, in the sense that you know it's funny and sad/realistic at the same time.
Oh my god he's the zebra from Madagascar
and the donkey from Shrek
@@renovatio93 you mean Eddie Murphey
Emma Walton lol
Eddie Murphy was the donkey
😂😂😂😂😂
Damn, I swear Chris Rock found the fountain of youth or some shit.
@JAMES JONES That....wow...that makes a lot of sense.
Yeezy taught him
Black don’t crack.
@@mephostopheles3752 look at Dave Chappelle or Rick James (bitch!)
If it rhymes, its true
Just a guess, this wasn’t filmed in Mississippi....
I wish he would've spelled it
"M-I- Crooked letter-Crooked letter-T-A-K-E"
Or any of the Alabamas.
Trox2018 there’s only one Alabama
Trox2018 “any of the Alabamas.” Right, southerners are the ignorant ones.
No it wasn't in MISSISSIPPI facts
Love Chris more than ever now - Go Chris - you ROCK!!!
Why? Because he mocks God?
Will Smith 4 life.
Porcupine: that's not a mistake, there are good reasons for that.
Quicksand: it's not that bad, and also can be used for benefit.
Mississippi: aw shit...
BA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Perfect!
@Jason Rasmussen So god is powerless to stop evil? Interesting. So much for omnipotence.
Jkilla1371 Humans.. we causing our own extinction😂
@@ddhouston3380 I agree with that completely. We've been fucking up since the beginning.
Please explain to the rest of us in this comment thread how quicksand can be useful.
The comparison of Mississippi to Jamaica is very similar to my experience traveling from Toronto to New York city by car. First stop The Bronx. I was like "what tha f..... ? Was there a war here?
As someone from new york, I been thru the bronx many times and I confirm the accuracy of this comment
there almost was, go learn about Benjy Melendez and how he kept the gangs from starting a war
So funny, my same reaction to parts of the Bronx. I have traveled all across the US, and the Bronx and Mississippi are the most "what da f ???
My sides 😂
The indigent don’t live in Canada. It’s too fucking cold.
Chris Rock is going down the George Carlin path and I love it.
George Carlin is hilarious but at the same time lays down so much facts in his jokes
Vern theres always comedy in the truth
No, I think Chris Rock is going down whatever path will allow his career to pay his alimony.
He’s always been like this
Facts. I always looked at Chris Rock as Carlin’s most devout student
"God doesn't make mistakes"
Noah enters chat.
Well I'm entering the chat, because I sure am one of those mistakes - PROUD TO SAY IT
Tambourine was such an underrated show. Chris dropped some serious life knowledge in this one.
After watching it, i felt as if he was doing his last ever special. He reflects on his life a lot in this one.
Yeah this one was more personal and insightful than hilarious. I kind of feel like it was the perfect standup after the years he's had since his last big tour... He needed to have a somewhat cathartic performance.
A. M. M. Only on Jamaica, not the other ones.
2:38 "M-I-S-S-T-A-K-E"
Blacks and grammar 🤣
As a reference to MiSSiSSipi ...
@@spartax8570 bro, it was part of the joke. this "black" made a joke that went over your head. funny how racists tend to be really stupid. dunning kruger i guess.
@@spartax8570 you right it would be stupid for something to be spelt with ss in it, hey he should make a joke about the fact that missisippi has the same thing.
It's a joke. A mistake for the word mistake along with the word Mississippi
“You see Shabba stabbing a dog……Shabba Shabba”🤣🤣🤣
I love that I'm watching this on a sunday, 30 minutes before mass
I love Mississippi born and raised just not planning on going back anytime soon.
2020: Prime Ministers in the Caribbean are using America as a worst case scenario to encourage people to follow corona guidelines. Rihanna had to donate money to New York cause y'all needed it more than Barbados.
I know right. All that, and the Caribbean is still worse. Lol
That still doesn't come near the horrific poverty of jamaics
@@kulikuliurwaha5492 The point isn't about horrific poverty of Jamaica. The point is about how shitty it is to use a country's horrific poverty as a joke when you're from the richest country in the world, gdp wise, that cares so little about its own citizens that you need handouts from Caribbean citizens, who will actually give money to the richest state in the US because they're not morally bankrupt and they care about human suffering.
I don't see any American celebrities donating to Jamaica.
It's about the irony of making dead baby jokes when you're ruled by neo Nazis who encourage you to die for the economy. We're poor and we shut everything down to nothing to save lives, y'all are rich and your leaders are like, "some people are just gonna have to die to keep this gdp up. Let's cull some poor and elderly. Fuck 'em."
When the wealth of your nation comes from slavery, human sacrifice and the worst corruption known to man, it's just looks like a total lack of self awareness to point at the poorer countries like "haha, our capitalist system of oppression is better, more efficient and more ruthless than yours."
@@zennydaye3143 My bleeding heart. This is comedy if u were gonna be a cry baby about it then don't watch it. Not America's fault that the country has poverty issues. People see that when they visit. It is what it is. What they supposed to act blind. GTFOOH!!! Bumpaclat....
@@zennydaye3143 if ur system is so superior why the fuck is it so fucked up. Talk shit about America. Meanwhile begging to be let in. Shut the fuck up. Your a goddam joke! And your country had slavery too. But why is it so poor. Didn't it accumulate wealth like you said America did on the backs on slavery. What the fuck happened? What the fuck are you doing talking shit on here, if you so fuckin smart why you no help your country instead of being a jealous shit talking fool!!!!!!
"You know what it's like when you first get to the Caribbean?" Why, no, in fact. I am poor.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's pretty much what went through my head when he said that.
The minute comedians tell jokes about problems only rich people have, I start to switch off honestly. I can't relate to those problems.
@@rachelfox8108 The sad thing is that most people just keep buying into it more and more, which is what keeps these people rich.
@@rachelfox8108 He was making a point about how we all ignore the extreme poverty. It was a good thing. You didn't get it. Comedians and many musicians actually care even though they made a lot of money. They use sarcasm and irony to make their points. Chris and Dave Chapelle were very poor at one time, they got lucky working hard. That's the strange unfair system we have. But, if I say socialistic policies are good, everyone labels me a commie and freaks out.
Mentioning Jada Smith's bald head...MISTAKE...
Slapping Chris Rock...MISTAKE ...M.i.S.T.A.K.E 😂
Love Chris and Will hope to see them in more positive light in the near future.
The platapus was the reason god took a break. He made that shit and went whoa, this is gonna escalate quickly, better nap.
He should have threw everything in the garbage and start from scratch.
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"You take one sip and be like..That baby wasnt really dead right"😂😂😂😂😂Funny af..Love you Chris💖Its jokes! Learn how to take 1!
Chris Rock is one of the greats. We are about the same age and it's cool to have watch him go from funny guy on SNL to a really, well respected comedian. I love Chris
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He’s talking but all I’m seeing is a talking zebra lmao😂
Chris Rock: God doesn't make mistakes
Hindus: Which one?
No lie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Braham was a dick head
Shiva too
@@michaelfleming1223 shiva literally cut off his own son's head...by mistake...and then he replaced it with an elephant one when he calmed down...that son is none other than Ganesha...
Kali: *tries to hide head behind her back* Not me
@@assassin9763 😂😂😂 oh my goodness
Chris Rock: Every religion believes god doesn’t make mistakes.
Scientologists: that’s not true. Our whole religion is a mistake
“Every religion claims that God doesn’t make mistakes’
Buddhists:
what is a god?
There are no gods in Buddhism? Have you ever been to a Buddhist country?
Definitely ain’t that fat guy that’s always sitting down
@@jerameelcorporan9974 It really isn't, you need to study some more
🙄
Pecu Alex How it’s going Alex?
“Couldn’t tell what year it was” lol 😂
"Quicksand. Sand you can drown in. You can drown DRY!"
And ironically quicksand is actually sand filled with a shit ton of water lmao
I don't think the average quicksand death is even caused by drowning. It's caused by freezing to death.
Once you sink in it it turns hard
@@ZomBeeQueeen Thats what he said 😂
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“You know like, when you go to the carribean”? Yeah Chris we’ve all been
Rather be a successful black man in the Caribbean than in the USA. Chris Rock , you don’t know shit!
Jeez dramatic much
John Buick I am not impressed. There is much to be said for living in the Caribbean than in Chris Rock’s memory. Most Caribbean people live in better circumstances than Chris Rock did before he became rich. There is abject poverty in the USA on a wider scale than the Caribbean. The Caribbean has produced giant intellectuals who have contributed positively to all aspects of life on this planet. While I understand that it is a comedian’s job to makes jokes, it bothers me when attempts are made by persons like you, who have enjoyed the hospitality of the Caribbean, to mock.
@@Samarian499 dude chill out, you know he was roasting a whole state?!
Alhaji Bah it does not matter. Stuff like than just stops short of calling the Caribbean “shithole countries”
'You ever been to Mississippi? MISSTAKE!' Lmfao😂😂😂😂
Chris Rock :I am legend
Will Smith : I am simp
Damn, Mississippi has such a bad rep that even black people around the world hear the word and shudder
Das Macht naw Mississippi ass backwards. For instance, university of Mississippi grows marijuana but if a citizen is caught with 1 ounce of marijuana it’s a felony.
Black or not, he ain't lying about Mississippi 😂😂😂
Damien Russell Nope he is
@@bowen1704 No I'm not. Its dark history is why people view Mississippi as the mecca of black oppression. Same way Germany has a dark history of Nazism. Stereotype? Yes. But it is what it is 😄
k2datrack it’s not 1960
The true Mistake: The Platypus, webbed feet like a frog, a bill like a duck, venom like a snake, lays eggs like a bird, and no nipples-sweats milk.
... Interesting 🤔
Not a mistake. God just likes to use LSD.
@@whitealroker 🙊💩😨👎
@@whitealroker lol. Ha ha ha ha
I was thinking about a platypus too.
The older Chris Rock gets, the more he looks like a Tamil Indian. It’s kinda cool. Eventually he’s gonna be south Asian
It's weird how accurate you are
Mississippi may not be successful economically, but it has exported a lot of talent throughout the years. Starting with jazz, Elvis, Britney Spears, 3 Doors Down, etc.
Brittany Spears is from Kentwood Louisiana. She was only born in McComb Mississippi. Probably because, at 20 miles away, it was the closest large town with a maternity hospital.
Let’s not forget Brandy Norwood and her brother Ray J
They’re also from McComb Mississippi before they went to Los Angeles to become pop singers and TV child actors in Hollywood
Of course Brandy had the more successful career as she had her own sitcom “MOESHA” which aired for 5 seasons
Ray had his own reality tv show on VH1
Me being Jamaican not knowing if I should laugh or cry.
As an islander myself, I was highly offended. Are we less fortunate than some other countries...yes, yes we are. Do we eat locks...nope, no we dont. Are we surprised when we see cars...why should we be, after all we don't take the subway to work; how do we popularly commute you ask...cars my friend, cars.
Just a joke
@@lisannecharoo From a tourist's point of view, this is exactly how it is.
It’s just fun!
We love Jamaica!! ❤
So Laugh!!!
*nods in trini*
"M-I-S-S-T-A-K-E" I'm dying.
That drive from the airport to the resort is real bro 😩😂😭
Jay Lewis Scariest thing I ever did in my life outside of combat.
I sat in the OH! Shit seat 💺 to.
Told everybody in my party. If I get sick here take me to the U.S. embassy. I ain’t going in no dark supposed to be hospital 😲🤬
Describing the drive from the port to resort at Ocho Rios is spot on haha
"That baby wasn't really dead right?"
Took me awhile but I found your comment
I want this Chris and Dave never to get old. They are just a magnificent gem
Chris Rock is hilarious.
@@ginrod9392 yeah them are
I’ve never laughed more at a comedy bit than that rude through the Caribbean. 100% true from someone who was born there and went to other islands as well. The car ride to the all-inclusive resort is the scariest shit of your life.
Man, that Caribbean joke hit home when I went to the Dominican Republic. The drive from the airport to the resort was crazy. I saw dead bodies on the side of the road and street with no turn signals. Once I got to the resort and filled my belly with oxtails/plantains/goat , I forgot about everything I saw just 3 hrs earlier.
Jamaica 🇯🇲 is beautiful, in the country side that the government did not pay attention to that is where the smart intelligent youngsters are. Some of them parents get not afford to send them to school.
And that's the nice half of the island.
"You ever been to Mississippi? " I kept rewinding to that part 😂😂😂
Carried away?!?
momo mily It’s a beautiful state
momo mily Democrat owned and run for years. I thought Republicans were the racists? HA!
"Every religion claims that God doesn't make mistakes."
Hellenists: Lmao
lmao
Yuuup
Mythological paganists: lmao
He made you people. You're all fucked up.
Most religions: Lmao
Chris Rock seems to think religion=Abrahamic religion.
Reminds me of when I went to Sabah state in Malaysia and Jakarta, Indonesia. I had never seen poverty like that before anywhere in my life. It makes Mississippi look like Shangri La.
loool
Yes, poverty is relative. We American's have it relatively good. The government gives us food stamps, stimulus checks and health care.
If you thought Jakarta has poverty, wait until you see the rest of Indonesia.
@@carlbowles1808 and you still complain lol
0:30 funniest right-on preacher-impersonation sht ever