Michael Che: “Marriage Is for Poor People”
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 พ.ค. 2019
- Michael Che explains how he and his friends came up with nicknames and breaks down why love and marriage are overrated.
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“People kill loved ones all the time. Nobody ever kills somebody that they like though. Nobody’s watching you sleep through your bedroom window because you’re pretty cool.”
And I’m sold.
A X shut up
A X liberal
@@gigaimpactor981 LOL
I didn't get the last line.
You must have a job being a stenographer. We heard him!!
“Nobody ever killed anyone they liked” lol that’s oddly profound
Ryan Burchfield & not true😂
@@mrbantumusic The guy wanted to be famous. He resorted to killing someone famous to be infamous.
In no way is that profound.
Yea actually they have, it happens all to often when a gun misfires
@@thomastobin1492, doesn't mean he didn't like him. He had got his autograph an hour earlier at the same spot.
I like how he constantly looks like "goddamn you people think Im joking" lol
Stand up comedy is almost never about jokes. It's about talking about how fucked up the world is. So you can forget how fucked up the world is for a few minutes.
@@themaharishi8160 Thats bullshit, but okay if it makes you feel better.
@ImmaPlantMeaDumbassTree 47 No, I disagree. Not "basically". Yes, stand up comedy (like all sorts of comedy) CAN bring up actual issues in a funny way. It CAN happen, but it is not automatically so. And its not only stand up comedy (all sorts of comedy can do that)
He's a psychiatrist turned comedian
If Comedy wasn't relevant to Some truth then jokes wouldn't be funny.
This is why Dave Chappelle is the GOAT of stand up Comedy
The way he brings up important issues, and turns them into deep jokes is really an ART. He has a way with the audience and his timing is perfect. Love it
You summed it up perfectly.
That's literally what all comedy used to be until the political correctness woke crowd started whining
@@jenni0278 What you said makes no sense. You just made it political. Lazy argument.
To couch it the way you have is art itself!
@@jenni0278 I'm glad I'm not alone. My friend told me to watch this, it's hilarious! I haven't laughed once in 5 mins. He's not edgy in any way, he's not original about anything and it seems like hes barely trying. I swear the zombies who like this paint by numbers woke-safe nonsense are just braindead SNL viewers.
His execution is perfect, dude knows how to deliver his jokes
Young_Savage 2016 : He’s on that Dave Chapelle-Trevor Noah-Chris Rock-Patrice O’Neal-Robin Williams level with delivery.
Inebriatd : His monotone delivery is his trademark. He’s going to be a big star!
@USA EAGLE7 found the racist
peace or power what do you get out of saying this? Everyone has the right to say what they want, so let them.
Elena Panova he’s racist for having an opinion? 🤡🤡
He's absolutely brilliant...you just can't predict his punchlines. 🤣
Reminds me of Dave Chapelle. In a good way. He is not copying the style, but seems like Dave was a influence. As in all of us ;)
So refreshing!!
👌🏾
@@sewilotrio Franklyn Ajaye
Man I'm fucking dying!! I know I'm only commenting because I'm white and you're not BUT that don't mean we cant be friends?!
The fact that everybody got the 80085 joke is so beautiful.
At some point in our evolution, our race developed the seven segment display and somehow we all collectively decided that spelling the word "boobs" is the single most important thing everybody needs to know how to do with it.
Unless they were bi
Evolution is a bullshit theory, and only a theory
@@sanjayw9878 @Sanjay W It's really not. The issue is that people don't know what evolution means. Even some accomplished scientists. Look at it this way.. If evolution is nonsense... Why are our mouths now too small for our wisdom teeth and children are now being born without them? It's evolution. It's basically "life" coming up with different ways to better prolong its existence based on what is happening within the environment of that specific species. You are also probably thinking evolution takes place on an individual level. It does not. It's the future generations that will show signs of evolution and it happens across populations not just to an individual. Evolution also doesn't mean people "came from monkeys".
@@sanjayw9878 You clearly don't know what a theory is... th-cam.com/video/h0H-amOti_o/w-d-xo.html that should help you out
It’s bc we have priorities!!
“nobody ever killed anyone they liked.” Che's answering the questions I wasn't asking
Bullshit though
Julius Caesar & brutus
Lol right!
@@fast6232 Brutus loved Julius, but felt that his loyalty to Rome was greater...
@@cetti4405 lmao nah, his wife convinced him. Julius killed her father
“We pick the worst part of your life and make it your new nick name” - The Somali way 😂😂
So true walahi😂
mahad x it builds character lol
Faxxs
Lmaooo there was this dude we used to call 'goal posts' because he had a very large gap between his teeth. 😆
He copied that from Mexican comics they say that all the time
“There’s some white dudes I could see myself going racist for” is truly a hilarious punch line.
Kyle Robert only because we already know he's racist towards white people. He just semi copped to it and played it off but I guarantee it runs deep. That whole fucking routine was funny though. I can't hate him for a thought for the same very well worded reasons he gave for his homophobia. I just don't give a fuck. He's good. Maybe the next Chappelle or Eddie Murphy, but both of them are obviously racist too. It just is what it is. We still love them. I hope this guy sticks around. I'm going to go look for more of his standup.
I'm sure he would say it's racist or homophobic if you don't give in to his undercover gayness lol.
@@nunyabidness2661
Everyone is racist
I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes. Never heard him before, but the guy's great.
MrElionor ain't that the truth brother. All I'm pointing out is that I'm reading between the lines. I won't hate the man for it, but I ain't fucking stupid. It is what it is. It's gotta start getting called out too.
“Na son get the Fiji Evian is gross” 😭😭😭😭
JayMadeKMT it is 😄
Yo that was me in the store!
@@GSSoulTV Fr?
But it is!
So true
Man's dressed like every year of the 21st century at once.
Nice🤣
He pulls it off tho, can’t lie
Create an original thought Einstein
So, from 2000 to at least two years ago (or whenever this was recorded).
@@canaisyoung3601 I think this was from 2011 or 2012. His style is definitely from that era.
People be sleeping on this dude for real...truly underrated!
Emmanuel Okebugwu dude, I for once was!!! I didn’t know he was that good!!!!!
He's pretty cool...
He's on one of the most mainstream shows ever.
Yeah, so underrated that he got away with using another comic's joke lol
@@ZSMVids which one
“I bet you half my $h!£ I’ll never cheat on you!”
Could not stop laughing!
wassup with that weird ass censorship?
you seem like you’re a middle school teacher
Jet I actually was a high school teacher! 😂
@@sarajames2503 ha
Ain't that the damn truth
@@sense7074 I mean the comedian practically censored it himself in the bit.
Bro his face 0:30 when they laughed when he said “Homeless Dave” haha
This is why he is three time winner of the "Round Tabler of the Year" award.
Give it up for Michael Che!
“His real name was Crippled Greg, but we called him Robo Cop!”
Colin Zwiebel 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
There was another Greg 🤷🏾♂️
😂😂😂
Ingram Peters b
“We had another Dave” 😂😂
In college, our group we had two Dans. Dan and White Dan. And yes, I Know it's wrong. I said if the group were mostly white, they wouldn't have called them Dan and Black Dan. No one cared about my logic. Not even White Dan. 🙂🤷🏾♀️
"Black Matt and his roommate Native American Matt"
Just call me Matthew damn lol
@@katrinab7657 they would have called him Black Dan, just not to his face lol.
IDK how I've never seen this dude's standup before, but man he hits hard
This dude should be on the road. He’s underrated!
Clever with a slow methodical pace reminiscent of Chapelle. His punchlines have punchlines making the timing unpredictable. One of my fav comedians.
Calm down there cowboy, he's not that good.
Relax, put your stan card back in your wallet. No one said he was. Chapelle is an anomaly.
@J Dolo dont care, fuck you to
Why can't he just be a funny comedian. Why does he have to be compared to Chapelle....
Typical narrow mindedness.
Glenton Samuels well said!
His real name was "Cripple Greg" 😂😂😂
Yo, what's up Robo Cop.
They might have another greg
@Gregory Cesar lol
His delivery is so damn casual it's perfect
Hey Capn Salt…thanks for not just rewriting his jokes in your comment. You’re alright!
His humor is very intelligent, love it
OMG "Bigotry Curious" LMFAO funniest real shit I have ever heard
Bi*
Yea bigotry curios people will want their own bathrokms and right to get married now.. black and white rainbow flags are coming. Lol
@@BluEx22329 1 year reply, but he said bigot curious at the end, so you shouldn’t have corrected him.
The race and gay flip was GREAT
"Anytime a rich dude proposes to a woman I feel like he's saying; hay I bet you half my 💩 I'll never cheat on you" DED🤣🤣🤣
This dude is hilarious!! Also, speaking truths up there... it's refreshing.
These homeless people bringing down projects values lmao 😂💀
Vinny T. It’s funny but it’s true
His dumb ass don't know shit. Fuck him with his insensitive ass.
Richard Salmon it's fucking comedy stop taking it up your ass
@@richardsalmon2134 shut your lame ass up and laugh
@@richardsalmon2134 he said he was a kid you humorless rock
Che is brilliant. Truly underrated.
Only by SNL.
Truly. He should be at least as famous for his stand up as for SNL. Dude is hilarious. And smart.
GRASSROOTS p
Who said his underrated
He is definitely, witty, confident, funny, and got stage presence for real.
After a long time, enjoyed a set which is equally perfect every minute. Love the whole set bruh
I’m starting to think SNL May be holding him back.
mario lewis you know he’s a writer right?
He is one of SNL's head writers.
I’m pretty sure he means comically because there’s a lot of things he can’t do or say on television and in a lot of his interviews he says that most of his skits don’t go through because they’re kinda controversial
He's definitely funny!
@@josebravo3979 So he's not willing to "go full Chappelle" then?
“If a guy told me he was bi-curious, I’d be like nah you just gay” lmao! Perfect delivery.
Dude once told me he wasn't happy but a mouth is a mouth and I laughed in his face
@@keetopuffs Gay is a culture now.
Bisexuals are a thing though.
@@KB-pd9yh you feeling offended ? Lmao
That's the joke, that bisexual is a thing but most guys just think you're gay
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Che dressed up like the school’s public speaker that pretended to be a student and then stand up and say, “I’m really not that different from you guys”
It’s weird that I watch his comedy and don’t really laugh that hard but he has so many lines that I’m like “damn he’s right”. Smart dude.
It's because your black I think it hits us different.
Same
It’s just because your watching on your phone by yourself. Just Like me. Loving it inside, but not laughing out loud in the dark like a psycho.
lmfao i didnt want this to end
@@dronetrucker *that's
@@mrDblackguy thanks
"Nah son get the Fiji, Evian is gross"
This shit has to be sampled tho 1:15
bet
That would be dope in a rap song
That goes hard af. Will be someone's tagline soon.
The Legacy of Gaming Yung Fiji
Evian is naive spelled backwards...
that amazing moment when they knew what he meant by typing 80085 on a calculator lmaooo
AND I still don't get it.
@@luvbig41 80085 appear to be BOOBS on a digital calculator.
It’s 5138008
One of the most talented comedians I’ve ever heard.
This was masterful, funny on so many different levels, with the right touch of fresh perspective and real shit
Justin Walker felt the same but I kinda get that one of his jokes sounded like Patrice O’Neal jokes about love and like
“80085”.... Ha! Ha! Now that brings back some good laughs! 😁🤣
I'm feeling ancient here wondering how long it'll be before that joke will fly over younger heads.
@jayjaylen75 gotohell. 1134209 but it looked right on the calculator upside down
55378008 upside down = boobless
@Gus Scott boobies
Oh I get it now
Love Michael Che, always something deeper in his jokes
Best new comic I’ve seen in awhile. Beautiful
This guy is one of the first comedians every joke he cracks I laugh
Lol! "nobody's watching you sleep through your window because you're "pretty cool"" lol!!!!!!!
I don't get it lol
@@ArkhamDeluxe try using your brain
@@seviche100 maybe English isn't their first language, dumbass.
@@primecreator5257 LMAO english isnt my first language either but i wouldnt watch this if i didnt understand it.
@@ArkhamDeluxe When ppl are in love they can do crazy shit.
Wow so underrated this guy is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾
Amazing execution. Rarely do I chuckle at these comedy videos but I was throughout the whole thing
There is definitely a lot of brilliance in this.
Thank you TH-cam for finally a good recommendation this was really good. I love this guy on SNL but I have never seen his standups before.
I watched this like 5 times and laughed every time, he got a good comedic style
Does anybody know other comedians with a similar style, he’s so chill with his punchlines it’s like he’s really conversing with you
I am new to Michael Che. I just appreciate how he retells common childhood experiences, in a non-judgement and perhaps enlightening perspective. I think finding a way of adding humour to this is just brilliant.
You know when comedians tells those stories it's 80% made up right lol
Plus it's great to see a comedian have smart thoughtful jokes. Most comedians think they have to be crude to be funny.
Facts
Yes TH-cam that's what I want, 3 ads on top of the two non-skippable ones in the beginning AND the other two at the end for a video clip of a partial stand-up
Brendan Treynor slide to end of video like last couple seconds. Let it play til it end then hit replay usually a bunch or all of the ads will be gone.
"I bet you half my wealth I won't cheat on you" this is so true. Marriage is not a good idea for rich people.
Not a good idea for any man. All the risk and the reward is lost once you marry them. Its like winning a live grenade with no pin...it will blow up in your face eventually and while you hold it and pray it doesn't you wonder why you ever thought it was ever considered a prize.
🙄 Kids
@@issecret1 ikr
@@m2goofy760 Actually studies show that married men are consistently happier than their single counterparts. *mgtowsdonotlikescience
@@karinpowers1018 post a link to these studies. I have yet to meet a man who's been married more than 5yrs who doesn't regret it and would marry his wife again if he had to do it all over.
Every married man wifed up an amazing girlfriend, I have never met a man with an amazing wife...
I knew this was going to be good when the first thing he said was "I grew up in the projects"
"Nah, you just gay" is a perfect punchline, MC is too good.
Yeah, I forgot that bisexuality existed too, silly me.
@@thatonewhiteguy991 What? Is that a bad joke or are you actually salty?
@@thatonewhiteguy991 it doesnt
@@McNottagoose Che's joke doesn't make any sense in context, he makes logical leap that if a man is attracted to men they're gay, which doesn't follow. For example: I see a brown bird, then conclude all birds are brown. Yet black and white birds still exist, meaning I've made an improper ad incorrect leap of "logic". Hope that clears up any further ignorance.
@@thatonewhiteguy991 lol so it was option B: salty af.
I haven't laughed this hard for so long. This was solid
His stand up is so good.
Gaad damn! This dude is hilarious....and that straight face he pulls just adds to the mix
Man, I've been sleeping on this guy. He's got some jokes lol
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You must be bi-curious
@@scapingby HAHAHA
@@marsgal6028 nah he just gay
Love it! Really cheered me up :)
That like and love thing was spot on 👏👏
Man he ain't lying. I used to look up "dirty" words in the dictionary at school. Oddly enough, I learned a lot when I'd hit words like vagrant and pentameter while I was looking for the naughty words.
You were a little word-curious
Oh my god and here i was thinking i was the only one that did that hahaha
My brother and I did the same thing. I will never forget looking up "fuck" and learning the word "fuddyduddy," which will now forever be my favorite English word
Same bro, I discovered the spanish word for pubes that way
Vagrant and pentameter. Lol Top notch!
"There's no exit strategy! Lol!😁
Amazing 🤣🤣
Been looking for this for a long time
"I watch Fox News, and the Jersey Shore, there are some white people I could see myself going a little racist for."--- Fantastic
I am bigot curious
The hell he watched Fox News. He does not have enough brains to watch real news .
@@cjordan1161 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
zactly
@@cjordan1161 that’s part of the joke, he’s making fun of Fox News. Maybe u don’t have to brains to be able to tell the difference tho haha
One of the best sets I've ever watched! Amazing.
I don’t know why we don’t see more of Michael Che on SNL. I love’d the line, Love has no Exit Strategy.”
"We had another Dave"
Amazing
Che’s stand-up is killer! and weekend update too, i love his laidback delivery
LMAO no one ever killed someone they liked OMG LMAO! Love has no exit strategy.
He’s hilarious! Love him!
Fantastic delivery 👌
Great homage to the Late Patrice O’Neal with the Like vs. Love bit
Just because he’s gon doesn’t mean the subject shouldn’t continue to get fleshed out!
🙌💪
Patrice O'Neal (God rest his soul), that man changed my life. After listening to him on O&A and BP Show, it's like he took the filter off "how to think". I stopped thinking how society told me to, and started seeing life for exactly what it is.
@@OffNas still listening to his BP to this day. That's like man's Bible for life
MrRcheulishvili “her power is your fear of whatever she gone do” lmao timeless
@Plebian Bargain "who had the herpes?!" 🤣🤣
That final punchline was absolutely *GOLD*
YOU are good! Great material and delivery!!!
I genuinely think che might be the funniest comedian ever he is just too good
This is one of my favorite standup sets ever
the 'bigget-curios' bit was genius lol
Great set!
I have a friend that, TILL THIS DAY , we still call Diabetic Dave.
And yes, I hope you read "till this day" in Deontay Wilder's voice.
Cap Hill Lmfaoo
The camera cuts the "c" out of Canal St in the background...
I immediately saw it 😂😂😂😂
U funny asf 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 Jesu!! Fada lord!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Some asshole definitely did that on purpose..
80085, 😂, I remember that from the 90's, we were easily impressed back then.
@Todd Foret Maybe, I was born in the 80's so I only noticed it in the 90's, nearly the same era though.
it was actually a whole story originally, about a girl going to see the doctor. it had a sequence of numbers you typed in and you ended up with 55378008 (boobless) (no boobs)
@@omp365 Haha, I think I remember something like that.
Used to wait 30 minutes for one super pixely naughty pic to show up over an AOL trial disk over dial-up line using a 28.8 modem, after pushing the "turbo" button on your 386 powered POS Compaq
Get up, make a sammich, take a dump, come back, and it's still half loaded, maybe see a fuzzy nipple in there somewhere....then save that shit to a 3.5 floppy with the 8 _other_ pics it took you a week to load and fit on there, along with a single song. Then pass that around to your friends at school to copy
@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing The struggle was real 😂
Wild, that background map is where I lived in the Alfred E. Smith Housing Projects.
Excellent set
Lol the title is “Marriage is for poor people” and I still laughed when he said it.
This was comedy GOLD!!
I know who you are now Michael Che! :D
Hilarious 🤣🤣 brilliant 👊💯
He is hilarious!
"You want him to focus? He can't, he's got titties in his pockets!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂
"Marriage is for poor people." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMGoodness! 😂😂😂😂
This just made my evening. 🙌🏼👏🏼
@5:49 Maybe I'm not a bigot. Maybe I'm just a little #BigotCurious. lol
sanjuansteve yeah I liked that one a lot. That was deep
sanjuansteve oh thanks i totally missed that one after having just watched the video.
@@TheDewaltBoy wow! Just when I thought sarcastic comments couldn't get any better. And I'm not even being sarcastic, or am I?
One of the most underrated comedians out there!
Good stuff. Made my morning! I like him.
First time hearing about Michael Che! This guy is hilarious! Can’t want to watch more videos/ hopefully attended one of his shows 😂😂😂😂 strive brotherman! Strive!
"We had another Dave." I laughed so hard I almost swallowed a makeup wipe.
Spooky Mama explain lol
This was great haha
This is top comedy. Thanks, Love from Kenya.
THANK YOU TH-cam for the recommendation.....he's awesome!!!