Dave Chappelle's Drug Sniffing Dog | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • @paulmwilson62
    @paulmwilson62 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13946

    "He's a black dude's dog, so he doesn't come right away. He peeks first to see what's going on." Died.

    • @austinblackburn2008
      @austinblackburn2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      My dog is the same exact way, he's from a place that would have killed him if no one wanted him. He is an absolute badass on a daily basis. But when something sounds sketchy around the corner he always has to peek around the corner to check the situation

    • @cynthusinfinite
      @cynthusinfinite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Priceless! Seriously, doesn't get better than DC.

    • @cynthusinfinite
      @cynthusinfinite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Jonny Karr kinda like relying on intelligent design which is not your case.

    • @cynthusinfinite
      @cynthusinfinite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Jonny Karr you're mor on like a bot

    • @thedr34m7
      @thedr34m7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Jonny Karr mmmm at least we stay with our kids?

  • @edabakb
    @edabakb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5731

    "...like this dog had gambling debts." 😂 I LOVE THIS MAN.

    • @netflixisajoke
      @netflixisajoke  5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      🐶💰

    • @Nighhhts
      @Nighhhts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      When he said that shit, I just said, “brah...” 😂😂😂

    • @Nighhhts
      @Nighhhts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      altec8100
      She look out of place and lost! 😂😂😂

    • @patronman777
      @patronman777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Catdog, right?😂😂😂😙

    • @Nighhhts
      @Nighhhts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Patrone Man
      One word to describe Dave: LEGEND!

  • @pmaii7707
    @pmaii7707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10158

    “Crying and screaming like the dog had gambling debts” this joke went over everyone head and is underrated 🤣🤣

    • @Solaaaaa
      @Solaaaaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      PMA II I don’t get it...

    • @xxdeathxxnols5434
      @xxdeathxxnols5434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      @@Solaaaaa you're being sarcastic and although funny I don't think this went over the majority of people's head... at least I hope not

    • @cynthusinfinite
      @cynthusinfinite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Murder she wrote...

    • @kanishk2643
      @kanishk2643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      It didn't go over anyone's head lol

    • @blackwingdragonmasta
      @blackwingdragonmasta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      No it didn't lol

  • @cyrilfoday
    @cyrilfoday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1310

    “Kids started crying and screaming like the dog had gambling debts.” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @coachhbosoccer
    @coachhbosoccer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7031

    He said "kids are acting like the Dog has gambling debts. Dad, they're gonna kill him!"😂

    • @themclovin51234
      @themclovin51234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      No way you watched the video too?

    • @bayman50cal
      @bayman50cal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Uh, I think we all heard him.

    • @parkerjeans5777
      @parkerjeans5777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Gotta love punch line killers

    • @coachhbosoccer
      @coachhbosoccer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@parkerjeans5777 yea sorry we all do it 🤦🏾‍♂️ And it isnt any less funny hearing it again lol

    • @coachhbosoccer
      @coachhbosoccer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@themclovin51234 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @rabguk
    @rabguk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15729

    Dave looking jacked these days

    • @BoqPrecision
      @BoqPrecision 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1108

      Making his head look TINY

    • @nationradical
      @nationradical 5 ปีที่แล้ว +925

      Back in his CC days he was just a skinny dude, he’s really bulked up!

    • @BSJDynasty
      @BSJDynasty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      TRT

    • @djovel10
      @djovel10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      rabguk it’s all that weed😂

    • @robertafrifa8813
      @robertafrifa8813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +623

      He's a clone, they killed the Real Dave !!!!

  • @kefkapalazzo1
    @kefkapalazzo1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1889

    “Your dad is Dave Chappelle you can trade that for something better” lmao

    • @chuchuokeke
      @chuchuokeke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      That attitude..imagine dave as the Godfather😂

    • @teeneshverma
      @teeneshverma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      GOAT!

    • @filipsebest2170
      @filipsebest2170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like for Nick Cannon? Or?

    • @UwU_Blaster
      @UwU_Blaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      c o s m i c b r o w n i e

    • @titsmcgeeyolanda3755
      @titsmcgeeyolanda3755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sony wants half Disney wants half

  • @thedemoman88
    @thedemoman88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    “Dad bit my sandwich! Oh, shiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!”
    I fucking died at that part, man.

    • @1986SouthPaw
      @1986SouthPaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Literally gets me every single time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @davidsteinberg2120
      @davidsteinberg2120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Their dad's Dave Chappele, the can trade that shit 4 something Better...😅😁😂

    • @charliebee4338
      @charliebee4338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😹

  • @hunterklugh5067
    @hunterklugh5067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3080

    "What I'm doing is adding value to their lunches"

    • @MrJDLEGG
      @MrJDLEGG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I love his honesty in these moments 😂

    • @slin1225b
      @slin1225b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      thats actually so true

    • @jackrichard3882
      @jackrichard3882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂 Dave is such a smart comedian...

    • @jackrichard3882
      @jackrichard3882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      one of the funniest comedian in the world in my opinion.... he literally never disappointed me... I'm not kidding it's ridiculous...

    • @tylercouture216
      @tylercouture216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jackrichard3882 smart comedian is a good description lml very genius in what he says fosho

  • @trailersforfun2669
    @trailersforfun2669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3447

    Dad: Doesn’t want dog
    Family: gets dog anyway
    Dad and Dog:

    • @AverageDoomer69
      @AverageDoomer69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Well since the dad is the alpha male the dog is gonna submit to him and they form a bond .

    • @ng23242
      @ng23242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      My dad: I DIDNT EVEN WANT THIS DOG!
      Me: You’re literally rubbing her belly while she’s laying in your arms.

    • @ng23242
      @ng23242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That’s just how the game goes

    • @jasminehouston-burns1691
      @jasminehouston-burns1691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Apparently, this is a classic love story

    • @jrsmith3344
      @jrsmith3344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm in it right now

  • @palepro3511
    @palepro3511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6378

    Dave looks like CJ from san andreas after you type in the buff cheat code

    • @nikola7802
      @nikola7802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Lmao u right

    • @Abekrampe
      @Abekrampe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Who tf used cheat codes in San Andreas you casual

    • @jlbbmt
      @jlbbmt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      He was skinny AF back in the day.

    • @palepro3511
      @palepro3511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@Abekrampe An intellectual.

    • @robinmaeotibap5397
      @robinmaeotibap5397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      and u wrote this comment in 1994?

  • @SOMEBROAD1
    @SOMEBROAD1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2662

    When did Dave get so buffed? Damn he’s filling out that shirt

    • @Moxp04
      @Moxp04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Right?

    • @senju755
      @senju755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Ohh shit i had to watch it again to see, i saw him skinny at first. Idk why 😂

    • @zoddsonofthor5576
      @zoddsonofthor5576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      two types of weed smokers those that work out and get buff or those who become one with the couch

    • @Getitgirlllll4717
      @Getitgirlllll4717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yessss honey he really is! And its a good look!! 😆👍lol...

    • @clintonkildepsteen3982
      @clintonkildepsteen3982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hes got the dad bod

  • @brittanybonnie1478
    @brittanybonnie1478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6387

    idk why people keep acting like this isnt who dave has always been.i see nothing wrong with his jokes

    • @RiderZer0
      @RiderZer0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      Personally I think he lacks the excitement and energy he had when he was younger. Still a funny guy though

    • @revendaig9843
      @revendaig9843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@RiderZer0 has a point. He's not hungry anymore...
      Who would be after devouring all these sets?

    • @brittanybonnie1478
      @brittanybonnie1478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @@RiderZer0 true but i think that happens to most people ...he has seen way to much to still be the same...he changed when he came back for sure i just understand why

    • @tylercouture216
      @tylercouture216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      it's not that it's that people have changed and gotten soft he still is who he always been but now politics are are having to be correct now

    • @revendaig9843
      @revendaig9843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tylercouture216 respect...
      But...
      He's aware.
      Lol.
      I was going to explain the nuanced aspects of Dave's work but was struck humbly self-aware.
      I'm sure that he doesn't need me to explain.

  • @JD..........
    @JD.......... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1332

    0:40 - clueless blonde lady 😆
    “Oh, was that funny?”

    • @jinvid
      @jinvid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      J D you saw that too huh?! I love how uncomfortable she is!

    • @tobyhel0
      @tobyhel0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      damn you beat me to it

    • @JD..........
      @JD.......... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jin Luncheonmeats LOL, how could you not ;)

    • @mikemccag
      @mikemccag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Too dumb to have a sense of humor...

    • @nattybrigade5783
      @nattybrigade5783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      There she is again at 2:12

  • @sonofgod3511
    @sonofgod3511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2113

    Whenever he smells weed, he just comes on running. LOL

    • @tollelege5635
      @tollelege5635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just like biggums when he smells cocaine

    • @kev3024
      @kev3024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruh my dog is really like that lol

    • @boxerfan2
      @boxerfan2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      pavlovian theory. lol

    • @profesorius2675
      @profesorius2675 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      smart dog :DDD

    • @VincentGonzalezVeg
      @VincentGonzalezVeg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i have a black cat and a thicc russian blue cat
      and both of themon my lap and they wereloving to be on my lap

  • @EverettBurger
    @EverettBurger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    0:38 favorite part of the bit. Looks around and sees others laugh. Ponders if she should laugh.

    • @samsneadd
      @samsneadd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mean while, her dude is totally losing his shit in laughter

  • @Jordie_42
    @Jordie_42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16387

    And Amy Schumer wanted equal pay to Dave Chappelle? 😄😄😄😄😄

    • @retiredmanager510
      @retiredmanager510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1970

      Give her equal pay. $1 per verified view. I guarantee the pay is equal but the outcome won’t be. Dave has a brain, Dave has comedy and reason. Dave can see the comedy in the world.

    • @whitedastardly2938
      @whitedastardly2938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +837

      So she wants the title but none of the effort? Typical

    • @mgiebus1869
      @mgiebus1869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      Funniest thing I've heard all night

    • @hariharansasidharan5115
      @hariharansasidharan5115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +476

      @Yall bitch made Fake even the worst if Dave is better than the best of Schumer.

    • @jackhammer8364
      @jackhammer8364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      🤣Bitch! please,lol

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5256

    The only man that can leave show business for 10 years, come back and have the same clout.

    • @karendoyon2258
      @karendoyon2258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      More clout

    • @marvinm4676
      @marvinm4676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@karendoyon2258 fam not clout

    • @Xadethor
      @Xadethor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You're wrong. There's a bigger comedian that influenced Dave and did the same before it was cool.

    • @Omar13t
      @Omar13t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Xadethor ??

    • @ጭስዋሪማና
      @ጭስዋሪማና 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Xadethor sam kinnison?

  • @NextSound170
    @NextSound170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8133

    In an age of hyper sensitivity and touchy people. We need Dave.

    • @8-BitHeart79
      @8-BitHeart79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      NextSound Dave needs Matt Stone and Trey Parker to write him a folk hero theme song! 😂🤣

    • @NJames-dh6kz
      @NJames-dh6kz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Have you listened to the way that people talk to/about each other recently? One thing is certain, we do not live in a world of hypersensitive people. We live in a world of dicks. That being said, Dave is a GD genius.

    • @winomaster
      @winomaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@NJames-dh6kz Your message seems confused.

    • @joelalexander5338
      @joelalexander5338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn right!

    • @MrSamwiseable
      @MrSamwiseable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@NJames-dh6kz your comment proves that you're one of those hypersensitive and touchy people

  • @DSW_314
    @DSW_314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "My dog knows all my habits. When he smells weed in the house, he knows I'm gonna eat, so he comes running, cuz he knows I'm a messy eater. And that's how we became friends."
    ~ Dave Chappelle

  • @Martin-or4gt
    @Martin-or4gt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1183

    We have to protect this man at all costs. He legit doesn’t even try to be funny, he just is. Like, he’s Dave Chappelle god damn it

    • @slantdwave
      @slantdwave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He does try tho. He's been working at it since age 15?14?

    • @leiat7259
      @leiat7259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is not Dave Chappelle.... rip

    • @Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733
      @Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Martin Suarez He’s a comedian. He’s trying to be funny

    • @Martin-or4gt
      @Martin-or4gt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He literally has said that he doesn’t even try any more.

    • @emanandchill
      @emanandchill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@leiat7259 you're an idiot.

  • @coachhbosoccer
    @coachhbosoccer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1659

    DC looked like he did 300 pushups before the show 😂

    • @MattyFatty365
      @MattyFatty365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      All those sandwiches!

    • @Fukei_Mono
      @Fukei_Mono 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He has to burn them somehow.

    • @kellyjackson6548
      @kellyjackson6548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Dave has bulked up big time!

    • @Labcabin96
      @Labcabin96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@robaxl3088 he didn't smoke crack where did you hear that bullshit

    • @nicolejones5905
      @nicolejones5905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rob Axl he did not smoke crack 😂

  • @dade8053
    @dade8053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    That blond at 0:40 did not appreciate the joke!! Which makes it 100 times funnier 😂😂😂

    • @lunaseur327
      @lunaseur327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lmaooo ahead was sitting there like *Eeergh*

    • @bryananofa7165
      @bryananofa7165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She was cute

    • @orangeaustronaut606
      @orangeaustronaut606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@bryananofa7165 yea but not a good sense of humor

    • @bryananofa7165
      @bryananofa7165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@orangeaustronaut606 well everybody has different sense of humor so you can generalise

    • @edentyler-moss1157
      @edentyler-moss1157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Btw blond is male, blonde is female :)

  • @charlieangel9705
    @charlieangel9705 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "David" Everytime Dave mentions how his wife calls him. It tugs my heart. It sounds like "Babe" to me.

  • @SpacedAiroh
    @SpacedAiroh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    "Their dad is Dave Chappelle, I'm adding value to their lunch!"🤣🤣

    • @dontrll947
      @dontrll947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Id trade anything for a sandwich Dave Chappelle bit off

    • @anythingbutmyrealname
      @anythingbutmyrealname 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dontrll947 hahha

  • @supaflyyowen
    @supaflyyowen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Lmao “what I’m doing is adding value to their lunch” such a legend 😭😭😂💀

  • @acrobaticjesus6416
    @acrobaticjesus6416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This guy is absolutely amazing. We need more Dave Chappell style comedians in this world.

  • @thatprincedbo6451
    @thatprincedbo6451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "when you're dad's Dave Chapelle you can trade that sandwich for something better"🤣🤣🤣

  • @viewmaster617
    @viewmaster617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    And this is why he is the best and worth 60 million+

    • @mralabbad7
      @mralabbad7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      According to wiki🤷‍♂️
      They say he signed a contract where every special is worth 20 million
      He's done 5 till now🐦
      Quick mafs

    • @mralabbad7
      @mralabbad7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What i'm really wondering is how much did netflix gain!
      Are they breaking to the Bs with his specials?
      Or how else are they cool with giving him that much🐦

    • @mar10ssj1
      @mar10ssj1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Seeing how much fire he is spitting out, I say he is worth > 100 million. Netflix got a great deal.

    • @cmorrell1031
      @cmorrell1031 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meanwhile,Amy asking for the same money, and can't pass a sandwich shop... LMAO. No judgement, ijs

  • @joshphilander6147
    @joshphilander6147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    Dave "The Rock" Johnson 😎

  • @lights4bre890
    @lights4bre890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Among the greatest stand-up comedians of all times.. LEGEND

  • @ismaelgarcia7292
    @ismaelgarcia7292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1319

    Anyone peep white girl offended over the dog joke as her bf dies laughing 😂

    • @rontayan
      @rontayan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Maybe her dad got killed over gambling debit?

    • @reallyhappenings5597
      @reallyhappenings5597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      I think she was just spaced out for a second, her boyfriend's laughter made her snap out of it. It's not really a joke that's even remotely offensive.

    • @-alleycat-1778
      @-alleycat-1778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rontayan thatd be something

    • @Ba_con55
      @Ba_con55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ya I know wasted seat at the show right there ....

    • @Pillowcars
      @Pillowcars 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timestamp

  • @kentokimalaza352
    @kentokimalaza352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Dave makes my stomach hurt all the time. he is all of us and that's why we love him.

  • @KhoPhi
    @KhoPhi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    0:39 The face you make when you're still downloading the joke!

    • @senju31
      @senju31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The download completed after she looked at what I suppose is her partner

    • @darkskinwhite
      @darkskinwhite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmaooo the chick in the middle. thats geeked

    • @tewaewae
      @tewaewae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      no, when you have gambling debts your hubby next to you has no idea about.

    • @standardbrah
      @standardbrah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lolllll this almost the new funniest part of the bit

    • @Neeroking
      @Neeroking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tewaewae lmaoo that's the face of guilt

  • @mrmysterycake
    @mrmysterycake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1902

    Dave done went into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber and came out to battle Cell and snowflakes!

    • @c.di.9034
      @c.di.9034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      well said lol

    • @judgeholden9942
      @judgeholden9942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      more like anabolic time chamber

    • @amerlad
      @amerlad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      if you think dave gives two shits about the left or right views, you havent been listening.

    • @HO-os8ry
      @HO-os8ry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He got off the crack finaly

    • @kase_one5720
      @kase_one5720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Love it snowflakes suck

  • @c.c.3.3.3
    @c.c.3.3.3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I love when Dave goes, “Hm?” 😂

  • @blackcosmos
    @blackcosmos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    "David, don't eat the kids lunch"💀

    • @CuntLucifer
      @CuntLucifer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought he said "Don't let the kids watch"
      Both works tho..

    • @meatballsandwich5329
      @meatballsandwich5329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@CuntLucifer not even funny. 4 months and no likes.

    • @CuntLucifer
      @CuntLucifer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@meatballsandwich5329 ur mom

  • @juls7582
    @juls7582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    Get a dog and you’ll never have to talk to another human again! They’re good listeners, they agree you’re always right, they don’t argue with you, and they always have your back.

    • @hiro7489
      @hiro7489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@imbi9580 uh yes? It's called beastiality but would most? Probably not

    • @arkeshn729
      @arkeshn729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@imbi9580 sadly for some people.. yes

    • @imbi9580
      @imbi9580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As depressed as i am, i wouldnt be able to fuck a dog to save my life

    • @imbi9580
      @imbi9580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean, fuck is wrong with people?

    • @tamiesmith8855
      @tamiesmith8855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah as long as you feed them 😂

  • @yussufhussein9636
    @yussufhussein9636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    “They can trade that sandwich for sum better.
    I’m adding value to their lunch.”

  • @Janellabelle
    @Janellabelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Lord, me and my husband been together 11 years and he ain't lying about all that chatty shit gone. We just IN THE ZONE now.

    • @Phyrre56
      @Phyrre56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      It's like steering a ship. When you first leave the harbor, there's a lot of shit to do. Get everything organized, figure out where you're going, make a lot of maneuvers. That's the first 10 years. Then after that you're out at sea just staying the course. You only need to talk about shit if something crazy happens, otherwise you're cruising.

    • @leothalion3983
      @leothalion3983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would love to talk to you 😍

    • @justaguywhogotlostintherec1527
      @justaguywhogotlostintherec1527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@leothalion3983 down bad Mariana trench

    • @Mebble
      @Mebble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@justaguywhogotlostintherec1527 down bad magma core

    • @FATillery
      @FATillery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Phyrre56 Indeed my friend...indeed.

  • @rizzybasar5709
    @rizzybasar5709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    Bill Burr, John wick and Now Dave
    Moral: Get yourself a DOG

    • @AKickassDuke
      @AKickassDuke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didn’t Burrs wife make him give away the dog?

    • @Blood0cean
      @Blood0cean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      An emasculated man, an imaginary man and a clone.
      Moral: Get a cat

    • @farley9255
      @farley9255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All I could think about was Bill's skit about getting a dog. Still good though.

    • @Ravengagepvl
      @Ravengagepvl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Blood0cean A clone?

    • @frootfantom
      @frootfantom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AKickassDuke
      No, Bill did it himself because the poor thing got too old and agressive

  • @Triunity4
    @Triunity4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1455

    he looks so strange now that hes jacked up af

    • @nutellaninja4667
      @nutellaninja4667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @junekid629 Don't be so glum, chum.

    • @rtreyk
      @rtreyk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh yeah yeah

    • @rafaeltrivino1790
      @rafaeltrivino1790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      He works out and eats his kids lunch. Also Flintstone vitamins.

    • @krumlovskystokar6485
      @krumlovskystokar6485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rtreyk oh yeaaaaah yeaaaaah

    • @atomisedman6235
      @atomisedman6235 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@krumlovskystokar6485 Ded mim

  • @currycountysavage
    @currycountysavage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Blonde girl at 0:39 has no idea what's going on or even why she's here

    • @castletalks6943
      @castletalks6943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CurryCountySavage understand comment lmao 😂

    • @mariamikaella
      @mariamikaella 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      CurryCountySavage she’s Russian and doesn’t get jokes.

    • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
      @SamarIqbal1-2-1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      CurryCountySavage She’s looking at the guy on her right and thinking why is he laughing so hard?!.
      I guess, she’s not used to this kind of humour culturally.
      She looks very European to me, so it could be understandable! Not everyone gets the joke the first time.

    • @ZazVocals
      @ZazVocals 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @samar if she was European she probably understood it before he even finished the joke. Not exactly rocket science mate

    • @FranktheTank70
      @FranktheTank70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ZazVocals What part of Muslims will destroy Europe are you missing? Not rocket science, dick

  • @werewolfgirl1995
    @werewolfgirl1995 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    you have no idea how hard i started laughing when he said "like the dog has gambling debts" lmaoo

  • @great567
    @great567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Hands down the best comedian ever

  • @nakeasimone13
    @nakeasimone13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This fool said the kids start crying like the dog had gambling debts🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dave still got it👌🏾

  • @user-ss8st5jj8x
    @user-ss8st5jj8x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "That dad Is Dave chapelle Man, You Can trade that sandwich for something better" i Really love this Man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mayson123456
    @mayson123456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Their dad is Dave Chappelle, they can trade that lunch for something better 🤣🤣🤣🤣I love how Dave is aware of his stardom and how comfortable he is. He doesn't play it down in some modest is no big deal way.

  • @PappaMustafa
    @PappaMustafa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    Dave has been smoking that anabolic weed! 💪

    • @mmacaine
      @mmacaine 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @XIAXCI
      @XIAXCI 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i need some HGH too.

  • @catcrapinahat
    @catcrapinahat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Always was a cat person, my ex wife wanted a dog and we rescued one for her birthday. I didn't want anything to do with the pup, 4 years later we split and the dog was the only thing we fought over. I mean literally the only thing we couldn't agree on. God I miss that pup, she was a mix breed, 50% love and 50% fun.

  • @joseyeastwood
    @joseyeastwood ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That little clip had me laughing so hard my wife was like " Will you stfu " !!!!!!!!! So i definitely know about going through the motions 😅

  • @MrFord2024
    @MrFord2024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    He hit beast mode when he took time off.

    • @cutty02
      @cutty02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TRT

    • @memesfromdeepspace1075
      @memesfromdeepspace1075 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I bet he just go wakanda

    • @2023awakening
      @2023awakening 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cutty02 why are there always someone claiming TRT on any middle aged man in shape?

    • @cutty02
      @cutty02 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@2023awakening Im not claiming he actually already talked about it.

    • @2023awakening
      @2023awakening 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cutty02 i tried searching but can't find anything regarding him talking about TRT. I know its necessary for some but ive seen way too many of these types of comments without any proof. If he did talk about it and i missed it then ill delete my comments

  • @Tony-112
    @Tony-112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Could listen to his stories all day, so chill talking about his life.
    He doesn't need to force comedy on to you, and you can also relate to alot of his stories
    👍

  • @magixnn
    @magixnn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    0:38 Blonde girl looked around trying to see if anyone else laughed.

    • @dirtyicontarot
      @dirtyicontarot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Theee Legend i cringed when i saw that

    • @bho-lj1jk
      @bho-lj1jk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think she’s way too high. Trying to hold it together and answer the query “where the frack am I??”

  • @Gobackto4chan
    @Gobackto4chan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I’m so glad Netflix gave Dave the platform to make his comeback. He definitely deserved it.
    Well done Netflix, keep Dave around and you’ll definitely keep this subscriber.

    • @tmst2199
      @tmst2199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah. I hope there's a culture there that deserves the millions he brings in and it's not just payola.

  • @osmanmedhat7524
    @osmanmedhat7524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    That blonde in 0:39 had a gambling debt. Lol

  • @vaughnshantel
    @vaughnshantel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    This man is so consistent..it's amazing how he is just naturally funny 😂 love him

  • @keef_cheefr3110
    @keef_cheefr3110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I laugh EVERY time I watch Chappelle, no matter how many times I've seen him before, I always laugh. I'm in my study hall right now watching this with earbuds and everyone is super confused why I'm laughing

  • @bmosley62
    @bmosley62 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    LMAO! Dave, u never cease to amaze me, always makes my day! ❤️

  • @thedood7930
    @thedood7930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Daves standup is like medicine for me. Sometimes life can really beat you up.

  • @joshtetras5797
    @joshtetras5797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    The face the lady made at 0:39 has me crying 😂

    • @randomv3iwer
      @randomv3iwer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol what’s up with her

    • @Forsaken860
      @Forsaken860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Her & her friend looked at him while he's laughing. The wife is either fed up or scared. I believe it's the " I hope you heard that motherfucker" look😂😂😂😂

    • @gunkanjima3408
      @gunkanjima3408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She has no sense of humor

    • @nicolejmarie
      @nicolejmarie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol cuz either she has gambling debts or her dude does

    • @IXvSakuravXI
      @IXvSakuravXI 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Papito Diaz LMAO

  • @double_j3867
    @double_j3867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    @0:38 Blonde Girl: "Oh, I'm supposed to laugh right now.....?"

    • @midnight246810
      @midnight246810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Stephen Murphy Who hurt you? Damn, that's harsh lol. Honestly, looked to me she zoned out, turned to her man and smiled/laughed at his reaction.

  • @smiley3012
    @smiley3012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One of the greatest comedians ever. Thank God for this man.

  • @damianval4626
    @damianval4626 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Effortlessly funny.
    Just up there talking.....The goat!!!!

  • @picklevoncrunchnmunch7946
    @picklevoncrunchnmunch7946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    Dave's gettin swole. Wtf he was always a stringbean

    • @ratseducer5126
      @ratseducer5126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pickle Von CrunchnMunch thats what I was thinking

    • @rolandblaise1149
      @rolandblaise1149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fo reals

    • @strtfghtr88
      @strtfghtr88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Cocain is a hell of a drug!

    • @HeroAndReporter
      @HeroAndReporter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He had to do something since he ended his show.

    • @missionpupa
      @missionpupa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Thats what happens when you retire and become a dad. He could have just been fat by eating all those school lunches, but at least he decided to work out.

  • @mastermovesmakermartin
    @mastermovesmakermartin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *STILL fvckin got it!*
    *No comedian can do facial expressions like Dave🤣😂🤣😂*

  • @nandesimon3538
    @nandesimon3538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “What I’m doing is adding value to their lunch”

  • @NapolianMusic24
    @NapolianMusic24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Dave is one of those comedians that make you laugh before he finishes the punchline💯

  • @truth959
    @truth959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This guy is the funniest comedian of them all.

  • @ismailmohamud12
    @ismailmohamud12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:00 that classic Dave Chappelle face 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Jaisean
    @Jaisean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “He peeps first to see what’s going on” my mom, telling her friends what I do when she says “dinner is ready”

  • @bigj3086
    @bigj3086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Like the dog had gambling debt's!" Legend

  • @FoshoTheOne
    @FoshoTheOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Lol People will pay 10 racks for a Dave Chapelle eaten half sandwich like they some game worn Jordan’s... he the Goat

    • @markdelgado7130
      @markdelgado7130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pathetic ass people maybe.

    • @philconnors1522
      @philconnors1522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's definitely not the goat of standup

    • @SESK98
      @SESK98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like it's any better to use that money on a sweaty pair of shoes that another man wore during a basketball game.

    • @FoshoTheOne
      @FoshoTheOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alfred Prufrock I’m obviously not talking about an elementary school kid. Jeez you’re overthinking this, apply yourself into something else, arts and crafts maybe or something. This doesn’t need for you to be so pressed, it’s a freaking joke

    • @FoshoTheOne
      @FoshoTheOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alfred Prufrock oh dang my bad I didn’t realize you were joking lol my apologies... maybe I didn’t find it that funny...

  • @Alexander196210
    @Alexander196210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    0:39 She's looking at him like: "You really think this is funny?" Dude you ain't taking me out no more!

  • @jimsmith9912
    @jimsmith9912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    David Chapelle is a legend. He is so funny and cool all at once. Thank you Netflix for bringing us Dave. Cool y'all.

  • @greensky01
    @greensky01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @0:38 the blonde is like “what’s the big deal about liking a damn dog?” “Oh, everyone is laughing, better imitate them so to not let people know I don’t care”.

  • @c.galindo9639
    @c.galindo9639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dave Chappelle is such a well liked person his dog instinctively knows how to get along with him

  • @blacqueen8743
    @blacqueen8743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Gotta love a dog thats a good smoke buddy!🤣Dad bit my sandwich o shiiit!😭 Love dave Chappelle!

  • @Akirah1231
    @Akirah1231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Dave is the Best since Pryor 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @kamicloudss
    @kamicloudss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    dave chappelle was blessed with the talent to deliver any line of a joke and have it be funny just because of how great his delivery is

  • @scottcarey5635
    @scottcarey5635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The blonde at 0:39 LOL "I don't understand.....do I laugh now?"

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "What I'm doing is adding value to their lunch." 😅

  • @CJ-wn5vh
    @CJ-wn5vh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That Blonde lady in the middle at 0:39 is like: "Oh, ha..ha.. funny.."

  • @michaelestrella8675
    @michaelestrella8675 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah they give that unconditional no judgement Love

  • @hackedstalked6371
    @hackedstalked6371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Like the dog had gambling debts..."...
    Too damn funny

  • @bobhunt3197
    @bobhunt3197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Frkin funny, as usual. So what's to dislike about this ???

  • @UNYQUE707
    @UNYQUE707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love when Dave makes that face. You know what I’m talking bout.

  • @robdog7915
    @robdog7915 ปีที่แล้ว

    "please dad.." that line is sooo good !!great actor!!!and loves dogs!!!!

  • @councofoofo8525
    @councofoofo8525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "probably something wrong with him."
    way he expresses it is golden.

  • @diptimangautam5533
    @diptimangautam5533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    In Assamese (part of India) baba means weed.

    • @oetsu
      @oetsu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Ok Rajesh

    • @akumunokami3477
      @akumunokami3477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Explains a lot

    • @diptimangautam5533
      @diptimangautam5533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@oetsu lemme take a guess. You're the prick to whom nobody passes the joint in a weed circle.

    • @SoulKisses76
      @SoulKisses76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@diptimangautam5533 Yep. 👆🏾

    • @oetsu
      @oetsu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@diptimangautam5533 i bet you smell like curry

  • @krisofdeath01
    @krisofdeath01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how glossed over the "Why can't she just make another sandwich in the morning?" joke was. Like that was a super legitimate point and he didn't even acknowledge it but for a second lmao

  • @SM-pr1qt
    @SM-pr1qt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    ‘Nearly wrapped sandwiches’ is sooo funny lmao

  • @heathermckenzie1649
    @heathermckenzie1649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Love Dave Chapel he doesn’t care about PC and doesn’t back down and I love every minute of it.

  • @makesense3442
    @makesense3442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I’m happy to see all the likes bra got. He deserves every one of them.

  • @jennakarpe2783
    @jennakarpe2783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Dave Chappelle is so confident in the age of hyper sensitivity! Respect!

  • @ayoubtihami3883
    @ayoubtihami3883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ''What I'm doing is adding value to their lunch" LMAO 😂😂

  • @bulumkomponco9599
    @bulumkomponco9599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Gambling debts"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @KnownAsChris
    @KnownAsChris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Must of been one of the dogs from the famous poker dogs painting. 😂

  • @pmm4177
    @pmm4177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I've been watching Dave since Chappelle show season 1 and he never disappoints, 20 years later he still isn't afraid to say shit that makes people laugh and at ALL races and walks of life! If everyone had his sense of humor the world would be a better place and racism would not exist! ❤ Dave Chappelle 👍

    • @mattg6975
      @mattg6975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Been watching Dave since Killin em softly

    • @mattg6975
      @mattg6975 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Early hbo special. Way before Chapelle show. Check it out

    • @jordanlaine7412
      @jordanlaine7412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mattg6975 I've been watching Dave since Half Baked.

    • @jordanlaine7412
      @jordanlaine7412 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mattg6975 It's a movie. WAY before Killin em softly. Check it out

  • @Makethetruthyourown1990
    @Makethetruthyourown1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "It's cheaper to Keep Her." 😂