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  • @peacelove5873
    @peacelove5873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23391

    The pinnacle of Jussie Smollet's career is being in a Dave Chappelle joke.

    • @MihzvolWuriar
      @MihzvolWuriar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +644

      There will be one day, people will be laughing about this asking "Who TF is Juicy Smoliet?"

    • @drak3661
      @drak3661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

      Juicy Smooyay*

    • @Gurbeable
      @Gurbeable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Damnnnn that was good,LOL.

    • @wolfwang8464
      @wolfwang8464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@drak3661 are you dumb? The way he is pronouncing it it’s “juicy smolliet”

    • @drak3661
      @drak3661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@wolfwang8464 are you chinese🤣

  • @beachguyla
    @beachguyla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8813

    "Clearly lying" says Dave. The jury agreed.

    • @steve41557
      @steve41557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Jussie Smollett found guilty of filing false police report for hoax attack - Jury decided after deliberation only 10 hours!

    • @jasona9
      @jasona9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      2:30

    • @tvs9978
      @tvs9978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I bet you he'll sue Chapelle for "corrupting" the jury pool

    • @jbwwwwwwweadle244
      @jbwwwwwwweadle244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      CNN tried to save face with a headline saying “Smollet convicted on some accounts”😂

    • @ithilnin123
      @ithilnin123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      He’s forever gonna be Juicy Smulliet!! 🤣🤣

  • @ethanmorgan3806
    @ethanmorgan3806 ปีที่แล้ว +5602

    “It SOUNDS like something…. That I would say” kills me every single time

    • @yazzzlet3549
      @yazzzlet3549 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      That part is my favourite because I see it more as something that he specifically would say not because he's black and it makes even funnier

    • @andreas956
      @andreas956 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Best part lmfao

    • @roadchordbeats3903
      @roadchordbeats3903 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      even the pause was funny damnit

    • @kellyb3540
      @kellyb3540 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @Yazzzle T
      I like the very end the best.
      "Find out where Kanye West was last night."
      It was so unexpected!
      Absolutely brilliant!

    • @canefan17
      @canefan17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So good

  • @gavingarza6387
    @gavingarza6387 ปีที่แล้ว +4893

    "Find out where Kanye West was last night..."
    This joke aged well.

    • @TheAntiTrope
      @TheAntiTrope ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Little did Dave know that Kanye was busy evolving into Obergruppenführer Westlich 🤣

    • @thelaxlair6727
      @thelaxlair6727 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Crazy times

    • @toastyanon8902
      @toastyanon8902 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kanye has moved well beyond attacking Black People, he's set his sights on sweeter prey.

    • @125discipline2
      @125discipline2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@HotepOurobo america needs shock therapy, and kanye is there to shatter the illusion

    • @HotepOurobo
      @HotepOurobo ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@125discipline2 we didn’t need to love Hitler in order to do it.

  • @mikeymodrau2478
    @mikeymodrau2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9321

    "If you were racist and homophobic you wouldnt even be watching empire"
    Dave Chappelle facts!! So true 😂😂

    • @barbee0715
      @barbee0715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      haha-that was funny. That's actually what I was thinking when I first caught this on the news.

    • @mikeymodrau2478
      @mikeymodrau2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      I know right...! also anther good point dave uses is the noose. Who even owns rope anymore ?? 😂😂

    • @guydutoit61
      @guydutoit61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      “It’s not how white people talk...
      It sounds like something .. that I WOULD SAY” fuck I can’t stop laughing at this whole series

    • @ayejay8862
      @ayejay8862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That actually is not true. Many homophobes are gay. And racists have always been entertained by black people. So much for that silly theory. Next....

    • @SpockvsEgon
      @SpockvsEgon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@ayejay8862the homophobes watch gay porn, not dramas.

  • @charlesblack9959
    @charlesblack9959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5810

    From the moment he said "Juicy Smooyay" Jussie would never have respect on his name again. He is "Juicy Smooyay" forever now.

  • @asia.williams94
    @asia.williams94 ปีที่แล้ว +1037

    The “Subway… Sandwiches?!” line gets me every time!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @mattanderson6672
      @mattanderson6672 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can you please explain the significance to me please?
      My dumb ass doesn't get it?

    • @kealunleday3948
      @kealunleday3948 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @matt anderson who walks in 16 below weather at 2am to get a sandwich

    • @lossypooh
      @lossypooh ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@mattanderson6672with all these food delivery apps, what celebrity going to walk to subway, for sandwiches, 2am below 16 degrees 😂😂😂

    • @Luke101
      @Luke101 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It can be first assumed that he means the subway transit system, but then when it's the subway restaurant the cop is like wtf @@mattanderson6672

    • @mattmckeown3139
      @mattmckeown3139 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      i think he said subway manwhich.?

  • @thebigphish3652
    @thebigphish3652 ปีที่แล้ว +2244

    The crowd did not stop laughing for the rest of the set after he said "Jussie Smulliet". It's unreal how funny a person can be from uttering just 2 words. One of the GOATs man.

    • @brianramirez8255
      @brianramirez8255 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      yeah, that was golden. Just mispronouncing the name of someone who was so ridiculously wrong created the whole energy.

    • @haiderkhan3007
      @haiderkhan3007 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      THE GOAT

    • @mox9076
      @mox9076 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Impeccable comedic timing

    • @Stewdaddy87
      @Stewdaddy87 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You could audibly hear the audience reaction growing from slightest confusion to almost immediately realizing who he was talking about. Went from private chuckles to roaring outbursts from not bein able to contain themselves. There wasn’t a dry eye in the house everybody was tearing up laughing so hard. That’s why he’s the GOAT

    • @BuddWolf
      @BuddWolf ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Pronounced:
      Juicy Smooyay😂😂

  • @RaleighLink
    @RaleighLink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16810

    Who else is watching this again after his verdict lol

    • @TotyVale
      @TotyVale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      🙋🏻‍♀️

    • @josephdesenclos2769
      @josephdesenclos2769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Checking it out again now.

    • @darrengodbee3435
      @darrengodbee3435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Who isn’t is the better question I think here this guy is close to being genius He’s do a much better job than Joe Hiden Biden could ever do

    • @LeeLee-ux8gh
      @LeeLee-ux8gh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      🤣🤣

    • @PoleFelonyFitnessMiami
      @PoleFelonyFitnessMiami 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Meeeeeee

  • @bigtymerebfan
    @bigtymerebfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27595

    This joke is more famous than Jussie Smollet ever was or ever will be.

    • @lkcdarzadix6216
      @lkcdarzadix6216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +914

      You mean Juicy

    • @MutarFuqueer
      @MutarFuqueer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      LOL, damn Frenchman!

    • @Afrimusican
      @Afrimusican 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Faxx.

    • @adryanredbeard699
      @adryanredbeard699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      bigtymerebfan Yet everyone keeps talking about Juicy I think his plan worked 😁

    • @N3ZYorK
      @N3ZYorK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Your 400th like for speaking the truthXD

  • @AlexPressure777
    @AlexPressure777 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

    "Its sounds like something i would say" -Dave Chappelle 😂🤣 ROFL

  • @sarahborders2348
    @sarahborders2348 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Had to revisit this when the two brothers hired by Juicy to attack him came out with their story 🤣

    • @veronicagallo2624
      @veronicagallo2624 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      same here 🤣🤣

    • @GregOrCreg
      @GregOrCreg ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I hope Dave does a follow-up.

    • @ripta1146
      @ripta1146 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same😂

    • @crater044
      @crater044 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "I gave him a noogie."
      *DRAMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES* 🤣🤣🤣

    • @yomommashaus
      @yomommashaus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@crater044 omg like Korean Manhwa lmao i never not laugh at the intensifies

  • @ussliberty109
    @ussliberty109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9429

    The most unbelievable part of Juicy's story was that two MAGA hat wearing, rope carrying, white dudes watched Empire and recognized him in the dark.

    • @WillAnderson3rd
      @WillAnderson3rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1247

      In Chicago

    • @inalavalamp
      @inalavalamp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1054

      @@WillAnderson3rd In the dead of winter

    • @jandavis5403
      @jandavis5403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +837

      Who carries bleach at 2am ?

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +492

      And yet some people still believe it
      SMH

    • @vivisect53
      @vivisect53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

      I live in Chicago and have honestly never actually seen a Maga hat in person. Just between that part and the neighborhood he was in, that was enough to know it was bullshit when it was on the news a few hours after it didn't happen.

  • @grifballa
    @grifballa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15899

    Jussie's story is a perfect example of why you don't let actors write the script...

  • @philgillen1
    @philgillen1 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "Sandwiches?" is one of my favourite Dave lines.

  • @samuelthomas4590
    @samuelthomas4590 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Justice for juicy kills me every time lmaoo

    • @heygoodbyee
      @heygoodbyee 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It’s the fist pump for me lmaoo

    • @roe6075
      @roe6075 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pmwiky
    @pmwiky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9439

    Dave reduced Jussie's whole career to a punchline in a special. 🤣

    • @manclass3
      @manclass3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Even the judge said it😂 i know he was ref to dave

    • @jackquentin1950
      @jackquentin1950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      A well-deserved punchline for a clown

    • @williammunny9916
      @williammunny9916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      *_John 10.17 “Therefore My Father loves Me, because I lay down My life that I may take it again. 18 No one takes it from Me, but I lay it down of Myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This command I have received from My Father.”_*
      _Jesus Christ loves you. Only Jesus Christ saves. Repent and be saved. God bless you, and the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you and your family._
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    • @Itswateva
      @Itswateva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Right this will b the height of his career

    • @andreas956
      @andreas956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      It was actually Juicy smoliet who reduced his own promising career to a punchline in a special.

  • @loltom3703
    @loltom3703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6438

    Coming back to watch now that the trial's started. Aged like fine wine

    • @mayhemjr.803
      @mayhemjr.803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Oh absolutely. 😂🤣👍

    • @louchat333
      @louchat333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Me too. The first thing I thought of when the trial started.

    • @shershan254
      @shershan254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Same 😂❤🇯🇲

    • @shira_yone
      @shira_yone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      me as well

    • @leemoney3203
      @leemoney3203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Indeed 😂😂

  • @dragonflydolemite
    @dragonflydolemite ปีที่แล้ว +48

    03:35 lmaoooooo. 100% the truth. You left the house at 2 am. Minus 16 degrees. Lmao

    • @boohoo7176
      @boohoo7176 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      For a subway sandwich 😂

  • @jackbauer8498
    @jackbauer8498 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    It was 2 am ok - 16 degrees alllllllright !!!! 😅😅😅😅

  • @Luke-xi2pq
    @Luke-xi2pq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1861

    "He is gay and he is black, not just French.", I can't stop laughing!

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    • @Yautah
      @Yautah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm french and black, we don't claim him.

    • @defencebangladesh4068
      @defencebangladesh4068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂👌

    • @Meth24096
      @Meth24096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm french too but obviously the part of him being french is a joke (he is american from an american mother and a polish father) ... the thing is that I don't understand that one, is there a cliché about french that could explain the joke ?

    • @Luke-xi2pq
      @Luke-xi2pq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Meth24096 Americans love the Frenchies, but we give them and their accents a hard time cause they are all gooey and... Well cause their French, lol! I bet you guys also like to joke about American stereotypes and voices all the time but is obviously of lighthearted humor, not out of insult.

  • @gusvonstupen1897
    @gusvonstupen1897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2688

    The prosecution needs to show this in their closing arguments.

    • @HavocMaster
      @HavocMaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Why 26 and one half million people on this video alone seen it. LOL

    • @Philo-ul2uq
      @Philo-ul2uq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Case closed

    • @dianegron
      @dianegron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @MrVariant
      @MrVariant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      lol grifter Juicy wouldn't let the prosecutor say the n-word reading his texts, "out of respect to black people".

    • @LightStreak567
      @LightStreak567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@MrVariant Funny that he said "out of respect for black people" when he is willing to throw his hired help, who ARE black men, under the bus to save his skin.

  • @markl5562
    @markl5562 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

    He kicked 95% of Hollywood in the nuts with this bit pointing out how predictably gullible they were latching onto the idea that JS was telling the truth

    • @tomoth77
      @tomoth77 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As soon as I heard the story I knew ot was fake. Bleach freezes at that temperature. And as chappelle said white racists don't watch empire.

    • @cspan1993
      @cspan1993 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      no he didn't.

    • @markl5562
      @markl5562 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@cspan1993 How do you figure he didn't? He explicitly cites how many show business celebrities jumped right on the Justice for Jussie bandwagon. Am I telling you something you didn't notice yourself?

    • @cspan1993
      @cspan1993 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@markl5562 it's not that deep. you took all of that from a story in a comedy bit? seek help.

    • @markl5562
      @markl5562 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@cspan1993 You're not too bright, eh? Re-watch the segment --- DC called out the Hollywood nincompoops who didn't stop for one split second to assess the validity of Smollet's claims before hitching their wagons to him

  • @natemyers4946
    @natemyers4946 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

    Came back to this after an appeals court upheld his conviction 😂😂

    • @AEMoreira81
      @AEMoreira81 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because they understood that this n***a was CLEARLY LYING!

    • @NevaG2190
      @NevaG2190 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same 😂

  • @no-name4u
    @no-name4u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9272

    I don’t wanna hear one damn apology from chapelle for this special. Pure brilliance.

    • @zannahhannaz6857
      @zannahhannaz6857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      Dave won’t apologize cause he doesn’t give a shit! Love this guy!!

    • @DubG9
      @DubG9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      He wouldn't dare. He said what he said on purpose.

    • @lionessfruits1543
      @lionessfruits1543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      He doesn't apologize! Lol

    • @LC-uz6em
      @LC-uz6em 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I agree the special was brilliant

    • @Lord_Bibulous
      @Lord_Bibulous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@zannahhannaz6857 And now that NetFlix has giving him F-U money, hell no he ain't sorry.

  • @princez413
    @princez413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6099

    Only a black comedian with balls could get away with saying this today. Thank you Dave Chappelle.

    • @MrArjunchoudhary
      @MrArjunchoudhary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Pure right if he was white blacks would be angry

    • @jackrich884
      @jackrich884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      @@MrArjunchoudhary "Blacks would be angry" So many people made fun of Jussie and "Blacks" laughed. Stop making up crazy assumptions.

    • @MrArjunchoudhary
      @MrArjunchoudhary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Jack Rich Making assumptions? Lol if it was a. White perosn making fun of lgbt ad Jussie etc it would not be the same. Only a block person could get away with this due to having their own sort of privilege.

    • @thisisbrakspudonttouchit4208
      @thisisbrakspudonttouchit4208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@MrArjunchoudhary white people can talk about its. It's just a lot of white people when they do talk about it they follow it up with see this is why you can't trust black people. That's why black people are upset when white people talk about that lying piece of shit.

    • @MrArjunchoudhary
      @MrArjunchoudhary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Jack Rich I’m indian and this is what I’ve seen after living in the west fr a long time. Both white and black ppl have privilege.

  • @morganmonson4776
    @morganmonson4776 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    “ Sandwiches “ 😂😂😂😂 The man said “Sandwiches “ and had the audience rolling. Goat ‼️

  • @Andrea1542
    @Andrea1542 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +323

    I always keep coming back to this. I've seen it a hundred times, I know all the jokes and punchlines, but it's still hilarious every time.

    • @izzyslizzy11
      @izzyslizzy11 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      its a good laugh every time I need one lmao

    • @Evil_Befall
      @Evil_Befall 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same here

    • @karens1156
      @karens1156 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same here 😂

    • @voshtt
      @voshtt 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The algo calls to us all,

    • @antitoxic2302
      @antitoxic2302 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😅😅 Same here.. Dave is GOAT

  • @zenmasterorwhatever
    @zenmasterorwhatever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3285

    Chappelle. Never the kind of guy to leave out them Jussie details.

    • @zenmasterorwhatever
      @zenmasterorwhatever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Bort Stimpton I left that one for you my man. You're welcome. 👍

    • @madscientistshusta
      @madscientistshusta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *Knee slaps*

    • @FeyTheBin
      @FeyTheBin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And of course, the Grench actor's story was empirically false.

    • @hephzibah8854
      @hephzibah8854 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @lew3034
      @lew3034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bort Stimpton 😂👌🏾

  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18157

    He'll always be Juicy Smooyay from now on.

    • @poolq422
      @poolq422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      Because Dave said it! #🐐

    • @yonatanalem9343
      @yonatanalem9343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      Juicy Fruit Smoothie

    • @elat9635
      @elat9635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Savagemister
      @Savagemister 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@yonatanalem9343 I figured his middle name would be "Fruit" lol. Nice one.

    • @oliveoil3917
      @oliveoil3917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Mate his dms are on fire

  • @MJHdesproj
    @MJHdesproj 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    I honestly feel like this is his single most brilliant bit - not only does it multiple layers of running jokes overlaps - it continually evolves to the point you completely forget it started as a joke about identity by stressing him being French - and ends up a joke about six different topics entirely. It’s crazy how much is packed into that less than 5 minutes…

  • @christophervalentin1486
    @christophervalentin1486 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    “Subway……….SANDWICHES” kills me every time

  • @brow276
    @brow276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25845

    We must protect Dave Chappelle at all costs. He’s the only man in Hollywood left with the balls to make fun of everyone.

    • @stephanied6711
      @stephanied6711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      100%

    • @allsmilesguy
      @allsmilesguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1018

      Bill Burr as well

    • @robt3407
      @robt3407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +477

      Proud that he chose my country (South Africa) to retreat to during his darkest hour. And now he looks and sounds like a man with 100 times more testosterone! Dave is no ordinary comic, he is a therapist. ✌🏾

    • @allsmilesguy
      @allsmilesguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Soweto MGTOW ZA Gonna have to take my ass down there if I can come back like Dave lmao

    • @dub2536
      @dub2536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Bill Burr and Owen Benjamin also got big ball's.

  • @auto1640
    @auto1640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1718

    “We understood that this ni99a was clearly lying” 😂

    • @jahimuhammad
      @jahimuhammad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😂😂😂😂

    • @KelsiKouture
      @KelsiKouture 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂🤣🤣😂😂🎯

    • @libragamesreviews
      @libragamesreviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Shit lol everyone knew that ni99a was lying

    • @nubastyle
      @nubastyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@libragamesreviews nah... the rest of yall jumped on that bandwagon later on in the reports after like Dave said, they noticed how quiet we were.

    • @Infidel1990
      @Infidel1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      NIGGA

  • @danrodrigues3531
    @danrodrigues3531 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I never get tired of this bit. I can't count how many times I've watched it...

  • @Leelz247
    @Leelz247 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Supporting him with our silence, LMAO even when you know someone's lying to the police, you still don't rat them out.

  • @thehopeofeden597
    @thehopeofeden597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9078

    It is a testament to how long this year has been that I completely forgot about Jussie Smollett.

    • @webstar118
      @webstar118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Was that this year 😳

    • @scrapplesamwich7910
      @scrapplesamwich7910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Yes it was to distract you sheep in America so they can do other things while you're paying attention to something else.

    • @dnlaqkl2412
      @dnlaqkl2412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@scrapplesamwich7910 The American DREAM. The idiots here cannot decipher truth from lie. The news has turned the general population into morons. Nobody understands.

    • @b_uppy
      @b_uppy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @Juud Chimaoge
      #WalkAway

    • @walkaway6353
      @walkaway6353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @Juud Chimaoge TRUMP !!! Standing on the neck of LibRETARDed DEMONrats since 2016 !
      And wont get off till 2024!!! Suck it up "snowflake".

  • @dannypalin9583
    @dannypalin9583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9310

    The media said this show was terrible. No wonder nobody takes the media seriously anymore.

    • @IlDeimos
      @IlDeimos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

      @d00bZubElEk That's the point he was trying to make. This entire special was about making fun of all the dumb shit thats been happening. The point he was trying to make is, he's an American, he can say what ever he wants to say, while at the same time making it funny.
      No one should be censored for thier speech, no one should have to be careful of what they say due to maybe offending people with words.
      The critics rate his new Netflix special very low, while the rest of people, you know, the majority of the people, rate it 99 out of 100%. Almost a perfect score from the majority.
      It goes to show you that the critics ratings are solely based on a political bias, and a political agenda. For thier ratings to be so far off of what the majority rated his show, it shows that the critics live in a bubble, not in reality.
      I never trust the words of critics, I rather read through a handful of normal people ratings and reviews. Because the normal people ratings are not bought and paid for by company's and corporations that has a political bias and agenda.

    • @carlosr2356
      @carlosr2356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      The media is basically nothing but """Democrat party propaganda""

    • @laysdong
      @laysdong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@IlDeimos This person clearly doesnt understand the first amendment. NOBODY will stop you from saying whatever you want, that doesnt mean youre freee from the consequences of the dumbshit you say though.
      The CONSTANT conservative victim complex is unreal.

    • @laysdong
      @laysdong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@carlosr2356 Youre a fucking moron

    • @tigerroselili5765
      @tigerroselili5765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Danny Palin This comment hurts my head 🤦‍♀️

  • @Crookqt
    @Crookqt 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    "Black people never felt sorry for the police, but this time we even felt sorry for the police." Martyrdome

  • @timpower4922
    @timpower4922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5261

    As a white dude living in that area at the time, it was literally -16 degrees. Nobody went outside. Especially for sandwiches.

    • @GreenGlo1991
      @GreenGlo1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      Especially from SUBWAY

    • @nicolascaballero1320
      @nicolascaballero1320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      And especially not with a MAGA hat on, unless you’re suicidal.

    • @kevinconnor2888
      @kevinconnor2888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      @@nicolascaballero1320 I have lived in Chicago since before Trump began his political rise, and I have not seen one MAGA hat the entire time. Not one.
      And if you're gonna find one anywhere, it's definitely not gonna be in that neighborhood.

    • @elijah8011
      @elijah8011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tim Power yeah me too

    • @SonnyJCrockett84
      @SonnyJCrockett84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nicolascaballero1320 why suicidal?

  • @Squiffy1025
    @Squiffy1025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3335

    As a guy who lived in Chicago at the time, him being found guilty makes me feel good. He made everyone who lives in Chicago look like a bunch of assholes.

    • @CJLOVE23
      @CJLOVE23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So proud of Chicago!

    • @jacknesty1691
      @jacknesty1691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Yeah Chicago has assholes but not anymore than its fair share. I was shocked at how nice people were.

    • @3star2nr
      @3star2nr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@z0ee996 Y'all are though but the pizza is fire

    • @3star2nr
      @3star2nr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Kumar Ankit i don't give a fuck its delicious

    • @MikeNaples
      @MikeNaples 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I can say this. I have a newfound respect for Chicagoans and don't think those who live there look like bunch of a-holes. The people of Chicago prosecuted this fraudster and found him guilty.

  • @sickset
    @sickset ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Never fails to make me laugh. I love watching the crowd figuring out at the beginning who is he talking about. You see people totally unsure and others already caught on and start laughing. Even the couples you'll see one half get it and the other doesn't. Then the laughter gets louder as everyone realizes who he's talking about.

    • @roywilkowski2326
      @roywilkowski2326 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Exactly. In the beginning there's this eerie quiet. You can almost see the wheels in the audience's heads silently thinking, "What the hell is he talking about?" Then, it starts to dawn on those of a quicker wit, and by the time he delivers the "Juicy Smooyay" part; everyone gets it and the laughter is deafening, even from those trying their best not to laugh. That's the genius of guys like Dave and B. Burr. The audience knows it's funny, but Dave and B.B. know that YOU KNOW it's funny; even if the audience doesn't want it to be funny. The audience simply can't help themselves because the humor is undeniable.

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    “Justice for Juicy!” 😂

  • @michaelelliott2194
    @michaelelliott2194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2889

    "It sounds like something...that I would say!" fucking kills me every time. One of my all time fav Dave bits.

    • @glennarcher6
      @glennarcher6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      His delivery of that line is classic Dave
      He didn't have that kind of delivery in 'the closer'

    • @chrishernandez3473
      @chrishernandez3473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Seriously, I watch it about once a month. Classic

    • @ernstthalmann4306
      @ernstthalmann4306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's truly a jarring line
      I laughed hard first time i heard it 🤣 💀 😂 legendary 😂 🤣 💀 😆 🙌

    • @ocan1033
      @ocan1033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Best line in the whole thing. Defiantly Dave Chappelle.

    • @xihuantiyu
      @xihuantiyu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That line is gold

  • @arammeraz4269
    @arammeraz4269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4994

    “That doesn’t sound like something white people would say, that sounds like something *I* would say!”
    That part had me dead lmao

    • @gurgamous
      @gurgamous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      me too hahaha

    • @riripari2042
      @riripari2042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Hearing it made me think it was something a black person would say, especially after playing the statement in my head with the actual hired guy's accents. This coming from a black woman of course.

    • @dg5028
      @dg5028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Aram Meraz that’s when he scored my like lmfao!

    • @tandekangoma5715
      @tandekangoma5715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @rox6303
      @rox6303 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@riripari2042 xllcmmcmaatanmmgmnfa

  • @lessthanthreemetal
    @lessthanthreemetal หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    "It *sounds* like something....THAT I WOULD SAY" the single best delivery on a joke I've ever heard.

    • @Mia-qt4th
      @Mia-qt4th หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's brilliant

    • @BLUEPELICAN234
      @BLUEPELICAN234 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      My favorite part I laugh so hard everytime

  • @aurawarrior1367
    @aurawarrior1367 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Find out where Kanye west was last night” lol

  • @Durandous
    @Durandous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9053

    I find it funny how no one cares about his "offensive jokes" except for the media.

    • @ACDC4LIFE
      @ACDC4LIFE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      U must be talking about the FAKE NEWS 😂

    • @JohnSmith-ef6sv
      @JohnSmith-ef6sv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +462

      For real I googled him yesterday to look up his biography and every top article on his new stand up reads like a literal hit piece where they just trash him for being insensitive and inject identity political jargon into their articles. All this in spite of the crazy high reviews and praise the stand-up is getting from normal people. The agenda these media sites are pushing are so blatantly obvious nowadays.

    • @andrewolivetreemixing
      @andrewolivetreemixing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      And literally in his first bit he jokes about telling his old friend to commit suicide, one of the worst things ever, but everyone knows that's a joke. And no one is outraged for his friend.

    • @notthefather3919
      @notthefather3919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      And the outrage section of Twitter.

    • @notthefather3919
      @notthefather3919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@andrewolivetreemixing what are you talking about? You clearly did not watch it because he didn't joke about telling anyone to committ suicide.
      And even if he did, why would anyone be outraged about a joke? You do know that these jokes are not autobiographical accounts of how things occured in these comedians' lives, right?

  • @jesusjones1024
    @jesusjones1024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1653

    "In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act". -George Orwell

    • @PetterNe
      @PetterNe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Beautiful quote, friend, and far too reflective of today.

    • @dawb86
      @dawb86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Prophets don’t give us messages delivered from above. They’re simply telling us the truth in a world full of lies and most don’t believe them until it’s too late. Not a quote, I freestyled that one. 😁

    • @AlteraLin
      @AlteraLin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Don't Run with scissors" - Elbert Einstein

    • @michaelwilson5114
      @michaelwilson5114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "I drank what?" - Socrates

    • @dawb86
      @dawb86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Who let the dogs out?" - Baha Men, 1998 (Since the rest of y'all just want to be dumb lol)

  • @thomashauguel6811
    @thomashauguel6811 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    I must have watched this skit a thousand times by now...
    ...and it keeps getting funnier, every time I see it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @katiesdumbvideos5418
    @katiesdumbvideos5418 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    JUSTICE FOR JUICY! 😂😂😂

  • @GeeksOasis
    @GeeksOasis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8810

    After finding out this got a 0% on rotten tomatos, I instantly went on Netflix and watched it. I havent laughed that hard in a while.

    • @OlderG0ds
      @OlderG0ds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +853

      If Sjw hate it you know it’s good shit

    • @nebelungcat6117
      @nebelungcat6117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +564

      Rotten Tomatoes is truly rotten.

    • @EnoVarma
      @EnoVarma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Although, it's only based on 5 reviews. I thought this was very funny.

    • @KevinRoehler
      @KevinRoehler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You need to get out more

    • @KevinRoehler
      @KevinRoehler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@OlderG0ds what if Dave sold out and these jokes are to trick people you into thinking he's not a sellout. Dave sucks now.

  • @califinn
    @califinn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5114

    "It sounds like something...that I WOULD SAY." best delivery ever

    • @kevinconnor2888
      @kevinconnor2888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      You can see him fighting a smile right before he says it because he knows it's hilarious.

    • @ryanurban1
      @ryanurban1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yeah. Just perfect. Killer line, perfect delivery.

    • @CJLOVE23
      @CJLOVE23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I agree.. Absolutely best delivery ever!

    • @vinnikodiak4779
      @vinnikodiak4779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I can't stop replaying it. He captured lightening in a bottle with that line.

    • @hoyit
      @hoyit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It’s the funniest thing he could’ve said there. Like he’s needlessly admitting that he can be an insensitive a-hole that can’t help himself. It’s so funny 😂

  • @georgecoletraintv
    @georgecoletraintv หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The “It sounds like something that I would say” is one of his best delivered lines of his career. the timing and inflection is sooo good. it kills me everytime 😂

  • @balipan09
    @balipan09 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Such perfect timing and delivery leading the crowd into this bit. Dave is a true master of his craft ❤️

  • @nik4546
    @nik4546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4332

    Imagine being such a successful comedian that your joke becomes more popular than the person you're making fun of

    • @NeuroNinjaAlexander
      @NeuroNinjaAlexander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Lmao for real though! I type in the guy's name looking for this joke and it's the first option. No searching or nothing. Beautiful 😂

    • @garlandvincent3742
      @garlandvincent3742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Keeping it real and funny only Dave can do

    • @Sponge420
      @Sponge420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Great comment,was gonna like this but 420

    • @bashirsheikh7322
      @bashirsheikh7322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      imagine being a gay dude and being named juicy where his parents fucking physic

    • @bashirsheikh7322
      @bashirsheikh7322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Sir Soy Gato the Second juicy those that sound straight

  • @COLORBLASTER
    @COLORBLASTER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3413

    Dave Chappelle: "When Keeping it Real Goes Right"

  • @GGnooREE
    @GGnooREE ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The fact you position a word like “sandwiches” and make everyone laugh is just talent lol

  • @Globalizmas-Keiksmazodis
    @Globalizmas-Keiksmazodis ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Dave disowned Juicy on behalf of entire black community

  • @626Pennywise
    @626Pennywise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6472

    A year later and "Justice for Juicy" is still freaking hysterical

    • @lavielemond
      @lavielemond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      How awesome is it?! And as usual with Chappelle, it's not just the quality jokes but the timing & the tone with which he says everything...

    • @gerhardvaneeden5615
      @gerhardvaneeden5615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@lavielemond How true! It's the first time I've seen Dave perform (sad, I know), and I'm already a fan, and mostly for those two reasons. Brilliant timing.

    • @LinkMcStink
      @LinkMcStink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Though, it's weird that Dave cared about the facts of the Smollett case but not the George Floyd case. 👀

    • @androgynousmaggot9389
      @androgynousmaggot9389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@LinkMcStink right? Seems facts aren't important anymore,as more important is circlejerking and pat ourselves on the back how much"white man bad" we can repeat...

    • @tolkienblack
      @tolkienblack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SirGarforth what facts about the George Floyd situation did he not care about?

  • @dereksmith2034
    @dereksmith2034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12623

    Subway needs a new sandwich called the Smollett sub plenty of Bologna and only available after 2 a.m.

  • @mechengineer4894
    @mechengineer4894 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The only thing funnier than this is the bodycam footage of Jussie walking around his apartment with the rope around his neck like if it was a tie.

  • @omalley5196
    @omalley5196 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    This is one of the absolute best few minutes of comedy. He put this all together in such a unique and hilarious way!

  • @miscellaneousstuff8362
    @miscellaneousstuff8362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1945

    we were supporting him with our silence, because we undestood he was clearly lying.. that was my favorite bit

    • @SomeBaldDude
      @SomeBaldDude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Subway?!.... SANDWHICHES???!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jamsstaylor2348
      @jamsstaylor2348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Miscellaneous Stuff black guy was okay with 2 white people going to jail for being racist and ruining life’s.... that’s what nbc and twitter and Reddit has brought this world to... blacks pile up dead...#freekodak right ?

    • @Redddee
      @Redddee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @vevebertrand254
      @vevebertrand254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@jamsstaylor2348 but he didn't say two white people atracked him. He said two trump supporters. Also they were black. Plus there's plenty of black people that are in jail because they were falsely accused by white people and the police go search for the nearest nigga.

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Except many prominent black voices did support him long after it was clear that he was lying.

  • @exoticclegend1524
    @exoticclegend1524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    "Subway............SANDWICHES!"
    That line kills me every time lol

    • @Ash_G
      @Ash_G 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      An Irish court even ruled that Subway bread is not bread. Hoax upon hoax.

    • @kamire6559
      @kamire6559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same 😂

    • @t.d4143
      @t.d4143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nope ....eggssss 🤧🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BrianSmith-yq7ys
      @BrianSmith-yq7ys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Last time I ate subway I got physically ill never again

    • @Warfarenuggetz
      @Warfarenuggetz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes i am dead rolling at that!

  • @Nando_Hennessy
    @Nando_Hennessy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    “Sandwiches?” 😂

  • @michaelscottland4239
    @michaelscottland4239 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The way he gently pushed Frank goodbye is a brilliant ASMRistic art 🎭.

  • @Saturdayz_In_The_Fall
    @Saturdayz_In_The_Fall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3893

    I love how the crowd laughed when they realized who he was talking about. That’s basically all of America laughing in Juicy’s face 😂😂😂😂

    • @Saturdayz_In_The_Fall
      @Saturdayz_In_The_Fall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@z0ee996 yesss 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dxtesen8380
      @dxtesen8380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Goosie Smellit cooked! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @DAGATHire
      @DAGATHire 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@z0ee996 Its rubbish

    • @shenbeuv2616
      @shenbeuv2616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DAGATHire juicy smolley fan

    • @DAGATHire
      @DAGATHire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shenbeuv2616 haha NO NO! im no fan of juicy.
      But the video link here is amateur shite. neither funny nor well made. Its rubbish, Deal with it.

  • @everworldjalil2165
    @everworldjalil2165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2669

    "Justice for Juicy!" Makes me laugh every time.

    • @TheKingOfRuckus
      @TheKingOfRuckus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tell Nanba I said "Sup", bruh😎

    • @TheKingOfRuckus
      @TheKingOfRuckus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@z0ee996 That was hilarious, thanks for the link

    • @everworldjalil2165
      @everworldjalil2165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is my favorite version of the reenactment. th-cam.com/video/tEpZzvSzYfI/w-d-xo.html

    • @livefreeprintguns
      @livefreeprintguns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Justice For Juicy! ✊😜

    • @earlnoli
      @earlnoli 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is even appealing bru 😅😅

  • @rafaelunplugged
    @rafaelunplugged 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    1:55 "justice for juicy" 😂

  • @composercode
    @composercode ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Bro I never cease to laugh out loud at the “CLEEEEEARLY LYING” 💀

  • @reiil4785
    @reiil4785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2824

    his "white man" voice is just .. priceless

    • @kellyc4975
      @kellyc4975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Facts!!!!

    • @pumpkinseeds8990
      @pumpkinseeds8990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Reii Layy white man voice is so proper

    • @mattlevine5662
      @mattlevine5662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eddie Murphy did it first

    • @Hyperion856
      @Hyperion856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sometimes sounds like Obama to me sometimes

    • @milton5417
      @milton5417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m pretty sure the audience paid a price for the entrance.

  • @NorrisJohnsonii
    @NorrisJohnsonii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4289

    Dude the crowds reaction as everyone is realizing who he’s talking about is beyond hilarious!!!!!

    • @user-zy9yg2eu5t
      @user-zy9yg2eu5t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Due the cloww reactoo whee he reealiiisin who hee talkin bow eh beeyyooo hilaarino

    • @jeffdrum5541
      @jeffdrum5541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@user-zy9yg2eu5t uhhhh.... whut?

    • @sabeloshikwambana6472
      @sabeloshikwambana6472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@user-zy9yg2eu5t ?

    • @user-zy9yg2eu5t
      @user-zy9yg2eu5t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sabeloshikwambana6472 anon?

    • @OPgrits
      @OPgrits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@user-zy9yg2eu5t ?

  • @dRoscoAZ
    @dRoscoAZ ปีที่แล้ว +19

    HERE after the Osundario brothers came clean??? Juicy still maintaining his "innocence". What a loser

  • @degaulle30
    @degaulle30 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Probably one of the most perfect bits in history. It never falters for a second.

  • @Luke101
    @Luke101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5426

    This is one of his best bits ever 😂
    “Subway…. SANDWICHES!?”

    • @Ed-sh8jt
      @Ed-sh8jt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      why would rich guy walk at 2AM in -16 degrees weather to go buy a subway sandwich

    • @keenanicole23
      @keenanicole23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Is Subway even open at 2AM? Lol.

    • @malcdogg412
      @malcdogg412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Kills me every single time

    • @JL-uo1di
      @JL-uo1di 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Well now he is out so eat it. He was convicted, alright, but 5 months and 30 months of probabation, yet the guys who stormed the capitol hill get 75 days, that is some BS system, not justice.

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@JL-uo1di are you a bot ?

  • @ABG8090
    @ABG8090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4312

    This right here is a masterclass in storytelling, acting, writing, pacing, and truth telling. I have seen this clip more than 20 times and Im just in awe of his craft.

    • @fellowdanbarber3323
      @fellowdanbarber3323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Man, you don't talk like that. LOL

    • @ABG8090
      @ABG8090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@fellowdanbarber3323 not sure what you mean. 🙃

    • @pleaseNthanx
      @pleaseNthanx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ABSOLUTELY!!!!!

    • @Notreallyme377
      @Notreallyme377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So true.

    • @ladyhawke7034
      @ladyhawke7034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I really never considered comedy a real craft until I listened to him. You are absolutely correct. It's hard work, and it takes years to hone the craft .

  • @ciscocabral9890
    @ciscocabral9890 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The way Chapelle says “sandwhichh” gets me every time:
    “Just fix ‘‘em a sandwhichh”
    “Subway??? Sandwhichhes?!?!” 😅

  • @mackenzieneal1660
    @mackenzieneal1660 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love how Dave can't help cracking up.

    • @RadioMarkCroom
      @RadioMarkCroom 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think the man loves it when his jokes land as he planned!

  • @45-Lampkin-Lane
    @45-Lampkin-Lane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2626

    Man this dude has always taken my mind off the bullshit and replaced it with laughter. Without fail. Much love Dave Chappelle

    • @a.j.8004
      @a.j.8004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      he is a national treasure for sure!!!

    • @GJLCreativeStudios
      @GJLCreativeStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what do you mean? He's joking about the BS you're referring to.

    • @michaelangeloright704
      @michaelangeloright704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Comedy Genius. Lmao thank you Dave Chappell

    • @JdoubleU1222
      @JdoubleU1222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@GJLCreativeStudios He's making fun of a lying P.O.S. that got caught trying to frame Trump supporters and having it blow up spectacularly in his face. Understand?

    • @Cj-hj6rm
      @Cj-hj6rm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      FACTS
      Glad he's back

  • @jonmemmott7532
    @jonmemmott7532 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Probably the single best stand up routine in the history of comedy, DC is electrifying 😂

    • @richardcranium5801
      @richardcranium5801 ปีที่แล้ว

      Top 25% of the millions is.. top 1000? I think your math is off a bit there mean guy 😂

  • @swigword
    @swigword ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Lmao that Kanye West at the end aged like fine wine.

  • @frederickfairlieesq5316
    @frederickfairlieesq5316 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    I love how Dave gave the whole audience time to catch up with the people who understood Juicy Smooyay immediately.

  • @erenjaeger3537
    @erenjaeger3537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    Being roasted by Dave Chappelle will always be Jussie’s greatest accomplishment.

    • @mayhemjr.803
      @mayhemjr.803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Justice for Juicy!....Justice for Juicy!!🤣😂😂😂🤣

    • @ninamartinez5171
      @ninamartinez5171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't know about that ? The juries are done deliberating a verdict is going to come out he is an actor after all we're about to find out how good his acting was during his trial ? i certainly don't believe him i definitely don't respect him an regardless of weather he's found guilty or not ? he's a low life who has made it horrible for real victims of hate crimes ? of course he's hollywood and they tend to have a different set of rules then all the rest of us ? they need to seriously make an example out of jussie Smollett, for lying an deceiving so many . They found him guilty hallelujah thank you Jesus, please i pray to God almighty that they make an example so that the next lying deceitful hypocrites will think twice before making up such a senseless horrible story about being attacked when clearly it never happened ? i actually fell victim because i stupidly believed him when it first happened I am guilty for believing him

    • @reroutedsoul1753
      @reroutedsoul1753 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      whenever I see the name Jussie, I immediately say juicy

  • @kentinson1670
    @kentinson1670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2246

    "Gay and he is black, not just French."

    • @kingofthejofundies9080
      @kingofthejofundies9080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Funny, he not even black lol

    • @jeandidierly4536
      @jeandidierly4536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kingofthejofundies9080 ???

    • @kingofthejofundies9080
      @kingofthejofundies9080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jeandidierly4536 You probably wouldn't understand if I explained, people today are so dull headed they don't like to listen, NOT SAYING YOU ARE. If you'd like an explanation lemme know

    • @kingofthejofundies9080
      @kingofthejofundies9080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Lin K Let me explain to y'all people.. There is no such thing as being biracial. Your race comes from your father, because he plants the seed, the mother just carries it, yes he dna goes to the baby, that doesn't determine the babies race, It's just like a plant, if you plant an apple tree in any type of dirt (race) still an apple tree.. Why you think in slavery the killed the males and not the women, because they knew if they killed all them men and boys we couldn't reproduce as a nation...

    • @thehoodlen
      @thehoodlen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lin K according to his logic, Cameron Boyce is 100% black

  • @neilmartin7776
    @neilmartin7776 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That pause before "find out where Kanye West was last night" just kills me 😂😂

  • @apocalypsepow
    @apocalypsepow 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Jussie going back to jail 😂😂

  • @rudeboymon3177
    @rudeboymon3177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1709

    No rich gay black man would eat at Subway at 2am. That was the only clue I needed 😄😄😄

    • @diamondback4522
      @diamondback4522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That is facts

    • @maliciousclouds1614
      @maliciousclouds1614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blahaha. Good point!

    • @giant8644
      @giant8644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yes he would. If he wanted a luxurious foot long.

    • @JesusChrist-uu2te
      @JesusChrist-uu2te 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Actually almost no one of in any financial range or of any race eats at Subway anymore. It's the Blockbuster of food.

    • @Baileys100
      @Baileys100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That and the ball crunching temperature. Brothers guard they sacks with recklessness.

  • @AI-tc8fv
    @AI-tc8fv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1087

    *"We were supporting him with our silence"* 😭😂😂 true AF!

    • @xmochix604
      @xmochix604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I love that you guys supported him... in silence 🤣🤣🤣

    • @branbranshenanigans1693
      @branbranshenanigans1693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      We didn’t believe shit he said !!

    • @atrainofthought99
      @atrainofthought99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Brandi Mims me either! I’m glad we don’t!
      Justice for Juicy 😂😂😂 lmao
      This is MAGA country in Dave’s Nigerian accent had me roflmao

    • @loveyamungo9064
      @loveyamungo9064 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      EXACTLY!

    • @daviekuklatv
      @daviekuklatv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      justice for juicey lol .... although i never ever knew the klan had a chicago chapter...... They sure it wasent Al Bundy and the no maam crew?

  • @joshuapatrick682
    @joshuapatrick682 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    that was an incredibly well constructed joke..... props to the master.

  • @Bone260-xs2sy
    @Bone260-xs2sy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Carlee Russell lead me back here.

  • @mickev1020
    @mickev1020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3607

    Subway?!? Sandwiches?!? That line was so underrated.

    • @derekweinerttv4163
      @derekweinerttv4163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Not really everyone laughed really hard and a bunch of people are quoting it in this very comment section

    • @SR-vl6ql
      @SR-vl6ql 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Underrated? Exactly who’s doing the rating? Stupid.

    • @skachor
      @skachor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@SR-vl6ql rotten tomatoes?

    • @DS-wk1kn
      @DS-wk1kn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Why are there always the "underrated" comments? I don't get it.

    • @iqless7313
      @iqless7313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I don't even understand why him asking "sandwiches??!" so surprisedly is so funny, but it is...

  • @rebekahshipp3624
    @rebekahshipp3624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    The way he emphasizes "clearly lying" always cracks me up 🤣

    • @sunnytoppo7466
      @sunnytoppo7466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Was looking for this comment.
      C L E A R L Y LYING😭😭😭😭

    • @Adderallyall
      @Adderallyall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I rewatched that part 100 times!! It’s so funny!!

    • @leahg3926
      @leahg3926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes!!

    • @seanlynch8084
      @seanlynch8084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And the part where he pauses and says "it sounds like something.......I WOULD say"...... pure comedic gold!

    • @Bluelightcheaphotel
      @Bluelightcheaphotel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@seanlynch8084 my favorite too. Amazing timing

  • @alyssajones4368
    @alyssajones4368 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Justice for Juicy!" Lmao Dave is a trip ⚖

  • @leequinn2733
    @leequinn2733 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Juicy Smoy Ye, that's friggin hilarious!

    • @ooogabooga7955
      @ooogabooga7955 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am so lost lol is the joke his name?

    • @JamarD421
      @JamarD421 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ooogabooga Obviously yes. Don't you hear the crowd collectively losing their shit in laughter? That's not how his name is pronounced.

    • @leequinn2733
      @leequinn2733 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JamarD421 Really? Na you fkin with me hahaha

    • @JamarD421
      @JamarD421 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leequinn2733 Seriously bro. His name isn't pronounced like that. I have heard Dave Chapelle say his name that way so many times. I had to remember that's not how it is.

  • @shadogen
    @shadogen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    He couldn't get past calling Jussie a victim with a straight face.

    • @robajohnson
      @robajohnson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Neither could the crowd.

    • @sushigimme
      @sushigimme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@robajohnson They knew, they knewww themselves that Juicy was full of crap 😂

    • @hopehasnoplacehereabandona3068
      @hopehasnoplacehereabandona3068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What up brotha from another mother......soul sista here😘😘

    • @shadogen
      @shadogen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hopehasnoplacehereabandona3068 hey sis!!! I miss ya! Hope yall are doin alright!

    • @willdickens7712
      @willdickens7712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Everyone knew he was a liar except the gays

  • @Nats.87
    @Nats.87 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "You were walking..........😮aaalllriiight"😂😂😂😂

  • @jamesdep8128
    @jamesdep8128 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Still Hilarious after watching 100 times

  • @92godswill
    @92godswill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2571

    Had to come back and watch this now that "Juicy" has been indicted. 😂😂

  • @tonykavanagh9764
    @tonykavanagh9764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2999

    The delivery of each punchline is a pure masterclass, audience hanging on his every word. Genius.

    • @MrOuchiez
      @MrOuchiez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The tag hits over and over, never once ceasing impact. Pure brilliance

    • @sarahholland2600
      @sarahholland2600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Natural, instant audience rapport & perfect comedy timing.

    • @Skyguy243
      @Skyguy243 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      P p

    • @skoto8219
      @skoto8219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The punchline that would've justified the entire bit even if everything up till then was only half as funny as it was. Incredible

    • @emil7088
      @emil7088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "find out where Kanye West was last night" so good lmfao