Dave Chappelle - I'm Not Taking Advice From A Convict

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  • @BennieValentine
    @BennieValentine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3179

    "What time you leaving?" 😭😂😂

    • @AzucenaJulietta
      @AzucenaJulietta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You are so beautiful!I hope this doesn't come off as creepy, but I'm a 19 year old girl, just so you know XD

    • @abdsnomadicescapades7773
      @abdsnomadicescapades7773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@AzucenaJulietta lol wtf being a girl doesn't make you creepy? Besides that's a 2 year old comment, you're not going to have any luck with that.

    • @AzucenaJulietta
      @AzucenaJulietta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@abdsnomadicescapades7773 I know thats it's creepy even if I'm a girl, I just wanted to make her a compliment without her thinking about too much because as a woman myself, I know for fact, that we get worried quickly

    • @kossiscott1002
      @kossiscott1002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bennie Valentine u cute Bennie. Had to throw in that

    • @laleau92
      @laleau92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Don Juanito this is random... why Don "Juanito" and not "Juanita"?

  • @AceKWM
    @AceKWM 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9888

    "While you're here, you do fit a description"

    • @clarkparker4860
      @clarkparker4860 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +AceKWM Thanks for the iterations Ace

    • @artemnoelgames
      @artemnoelgames 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      the*

    • @user0-c5v
      @user0-c5v 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      AceKWM that is my biggest fear

    • @vincaso
      @vincaso 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Its crazy cause thats pretty much how the kid from the central park 5 got convicted

    • @Rockahfellahh
      @Rockahfellahh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      true

  • @jimmydivicio838
    @jimmydivicio838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2326

    "Eh shut up, convict" is my favorite line in this bit

    • @getthiswork210
      @getthiswork210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jimmy Divicio Sounds like Nick Nolte in 48 hours talking to Eddie Murphy threw out the movie.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I gotta be out by 3...

    • @monsieurcondottiero2685
      @monsieurcondottiero2685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      “What time you leavin?” delivery was absolute perfect

    • @Respect2theFallen
      @Respect2theFallen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao

    • @Mercenary-1914
      @Mercenary-1914 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@monsieurcondottiero2685 Yes...the inflection in his voice and timing was awesome!

  • @jaydee1511
    @jaydee1511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3648

    “ unless you change David Chapelles grades”😂🙌

    • @MachineGunMouth
      @MachineGunMouth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      "I dont know how he caught me" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Snakeeyes757
      @Snakeeyes757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lol I can relate I used to tag the walls up in Davis middle school then I got bored and started writing threats on the wall to the janitor that kept cleaning it off lol

    • @pieceofschmidtgamer
      @pieceofschmidtgamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jamesanderson6373 *Chappelle's

  • @jawn7025
    @jawn7025 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8924

    "what time you leaving."

    • @llama6633
      @llama6633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      hahaha!

    • @lupilou888
      @lupilou888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Not gonna like til it hits 999

    • @jefferyhellerjh
      @jefferyhellerjh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😭😭

    • @xuchia117
      @xuchia117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I died laughing at this point 😂😂😂😂

    • @ODoyleRulez_
      @ODoyleRulez_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Fucked up 😭😭

  • @brandonbrooks5754
    @brandonbrooks5754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    "Ahh shut up up convict, think imma take advice from you? You look like the right person who made all the right choices" 😂

    • @iiTzLurks
      @iiTzLurks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol and i thought i was the only one thinking that lol

    • @ladypain7856
      @ladypain7856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @sohrab.moazami
      @sohrab.moazami 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Imma leave at 3 , what time do you leaving?

    • @AnnaPxx
      @AnnaPxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sohrab.moazami that was just cruel! 🤭

    • @sohrab.moazami
      @sohrab.moazami 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AnnaPxx I knoww😂

  • @4antastic956
    @4antastic956 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6995

    Dave voice is unique

    • @vylestyle2749
      @vylestyle2749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      Sorry to say he's lost it now. Its all raspy these days

    • @josephblanchard6248
      @josephblanchard6248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He actually sounds like the rapper "Sadat-X" right here tho man. Which coincidentally Sadat-X actually sounds alittle more like Dave Shapel tho too tbh.

    • @aneshk2337
      @aneshk2337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Not anymore 😂

    • @danyalkhandakar6564
      @danyalkhandakar6564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Miscellaneous Mind he’s a smoker lol. That’s what happens

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Danyal Khandakar Well I don’t smoke and I have a raspy voice :(

  • @springtime1009
    @springtime1009 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2925

    We need more Dave Chappelle's comedy.

    • @tomcarlson1654
      @tomcarlson1654 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Spring Time He's been doing alot of shows lately not sure if he'll being doing specials anytime soon

    • @ThePhoenix3712
      @ThePhoenix3712 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Tom Carlson he's a clone.

    • @JacaboBlanco
      @JacaboBlanco 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Tom Carlson he got a 3 special deal with Netflix for 60 MILLION dollars this past week.
      so pumped

    • @mychloebaby1
      @mychloebaby1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ThePhoenix3712 . Yes, that's not the same person.

    • @SlaveOfAllahTheRestorer
      @SlaveOfAllahTheRestorer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mychloebaby1 It may come as a surprise people's appearance & voice chance over time, Y'all think he's going to look 24 forever.

  • @JeremyWinter
    @JeremyWinter 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5089

    I've never heard these jokes. Just awesome Dave being Dave. 10/10

    • @javiersaenz9515
      @javiersaenz9515 10 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      "I'm right behind you. Turn around and ask me for a heffer with cheese, yo. Why you gotta make me feel inferior cause I'm on the grill, B? Damn!" - Half Baked

    • @johnmichaels1607
      @johnmichaels1607 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Whopper nor waffle.

    • @callmeishmael4659
      @callmeishmael4659 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Jeremy Winter I want to say the "you fit a description" joke is from his "killing em softly" special

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      shut up and pass me the joint.....

    • @gb1709
      @gb1709 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SeinItUp isn't that special from a few years later?

  • @raziele92
    @raziele92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5265

    "I was suspended 23 times, during February."

    • @raziele92
      @raziele92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      @Hamad Alsuwaidi He had the month of February off from school.

    • @mariohnroper8206
      @mariohnroper8206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Raziel Moreno no cuz it was black history month

    • @kennymichaelalanya7134
      @kennymichaelalanya7134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Truancy huh lol

    • @XiaolinDraconis
      @XiaolinDraconis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @Grant420 you really think it was just coincidence that he picked black history month...

    • @lolgamez9171
      @lolgamez9171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@XiaolinDraconis you really think it's a coincidence that he picked the shortest month of the year...

  • @Novous
    @Novous 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1142

    If you watch his earlier versions from 1993/1995, the same joke, he's SO MUCH better at telling the same joke as the years go by. Little tweaks, little changes in pauses, and it kills.

    • @a.i.videosandcryptoworld9025
      @a.i.videosandcryptoworld9025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Chris Katko I am glad he does that because out of the years he can use the same joke but add some new style to it.

    • @erikrivers1927
      @erikrivers1927 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris Katko like when he was a guest on connans show he makes jokes about 2 sketches that weren’t made yet but were still hilarious

    • @Gamer831crossfire
      @Gamer831crossfire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@a.i.videosandcryptoworld9025 most comedians tell new jokes at small comedy clubs and over time they improve the joke. Sometimes a joke could take a couple of years finding ways to improve it before they put it into a comedy special

    • @NEMtvOfficial
      @NEMtvOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yea comedians usually polish a joke over years...by the time we hear it as a classic, its been worked on for years

    • @jamierice2336
      @jamierice2336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He put in the hours, master craftsman

  • @remkojerphanion4686
    @remkojerphanion4686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Dave Chappelle is priceless! Men like him are a gift to humanity, and I mean that. We need more humor and wayyyy less BS in this world!

  • @mikeymartin4575
    @mikeymartin4575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Chappelle is the Pryor of our generation. Hes too good at his job!!!

    • @samathyos1277
      @samathyos1277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      relax man, dave chappelle was on his own lane.

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2956

    His white guy voice is whiter than my white friends.

    • @reinerbraun898
      @reinerbraun898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That literally makes no sense

    • @uncharted7againblackking256
      @uncharted7againblackking256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ha🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @uncharted7againblackking256
      @uncharted7againblackking256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@reinerbraun898 it makes sense...a mind is a terrible thing to waste

    • @Scratchingforcash
      @Scratchingforcash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Joseph Joestar

    • @reinerbraun898
      @reinerbraun898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Scratchingforcash To understand why it makes no sense, first you have to define what a "white" voice is. From my understanding, a "white" voice is a sound that is uttered from a person of Caucasian descent. If this is the case, how can one who is not of Caucasian descent sound more like one of this heritage then one who is actually of this lineage. It's like saying diluted milk tastes more like water than actual water. It's really not that deep but I hope you have a better understanding of my previous comment now.

  • @tommcdermott3233
    @tommcdermott3233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    “While you’re here, you do fit a description” lol

  • @AngelHxze
    @AngelHxze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “While you’re here you..do fit a description” LMFAOOOOO it’s so fucked up. Love Chappelle

  • @hritikmhj7687
    @hritikmhj7687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "You look like the person that made all the right choices in life " got me dead 😂

  • @saif162
    @saif162 9 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Arguably the best comedian

    • @mbulelombali3856
      @mbulelombali3856 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Arguably" makes it an opinion you dumb ass

  • @koreaindahou
    @koreaindahou 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1468

    why he sound like the cookie monster when he was calling his old english teacher?

    • @ryanb2369
      @ryanb2369 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      prank call

    • @kinglos3004
      @kinglos3004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I thought he sounded like Kermit lol

    • @thataaronb
      @thataaronb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kinglos3004 definitely cookie monster

    • @elemaire86
      @elemaire86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol he's trying to sound like he's using a voice scrambler

    • @carolea1629
      @carolea1629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He did make a skit about the cookie monster though haha

  • @genibushati964
    @genibushati964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dave Chappelle the G.O.A.T. Whenever in a bad mood, I turn to this guy to cheer up.

  • @williegrowit6181
    @williegrowit6181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Love his white guy voice, it's the best!

    • @Spiritus1130
      @Spiritus1130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His white guy voice sounds like his voice i dont see the difference

    • @emekao502
      @emekao502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi how are ya😀

    • @rad1cal300
      @rad1cal300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, oops sorry to bother you.

    • @unclejesse4271
      @unclejesse4271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Chase Green it’s a voice the a non white person would assume a white person speaks like. Kind of like how most people make a black voice and automatically make it deeper and more rhythmic? Let’s not act like we don’t joke about that.

    • @ARedMotorcycle
      @ARedMotorcycle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mc LOVIN
      You must be McDeaf.

  • @TheLimeJuicy
    @TheLimeJuicy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1735

    Top 3 comics all time easy

    • @Hal2718
      @Hal2718 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bill Cosby? George Carlin? Jerry Seinfeld? Richard Pryor? Dave Chappelle is funny and all but top 3? I don't think so. He's what I like to call a demi-god of comedy. Sure you may have heard of him and you love his comedy, but he in no way rivals the gods.

    • @SUPD100
      @SUPD100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Sevir Rosis I don't support his actions, but I don't see how that deters an audience away from his comedy.

    • @YesYES-no8kf
      @YesYES-no8kf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Rebecca98463
      Jerry Seinfeld is a matter of opinion because honestly his comedy is only meant for a certain group of people. Dave Chappelle is arguably top 3 even if his career has been very short. He had the biggest show on TV, we need to remember that.

    • @Hal2718
      @Hal2718 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No NO Every other comedian I listed off also plays/played to particular demographics. Jerry Seinfeld might not be for you and Richard Pryor might not be for another guy. It doesn't change the fact that their names are synonymous with comedy. Dave Chappell was well on his way to becoming a comedy god, but he simply jumped ship too soon and it won't be long until he's completely forgotten.

    • @YesYES-no8kf
      @YesYES-no8kf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Rebecca98463
      Good point, I guess I just meant his standup comedy is too inclusive for me too call him a top 3 comic but he has accomplished enough to get his name up there.
      Dave Chappelle left in his prime so for sure we didn't get to see all we could have seen from him but what he accomplished in that amount of time is beyond all of the greats. The guy was being offered a 50 million dollar contract after only 2 seasons of his show being on air when he decided to leave.
      Lets not count him out as far as the future goes though. To say he will be completely forgotten is completely ignorant to the fact that his name is still relevant in comedy today. He has yet to release a special since he left his show; however, he was just named Man of the Year by GQ and is starting to blow up again in his stand up career. It is no where near what level he was at before but that doesn't make what he is doing now any less impressive, it just makes what he did before more impressive. He is definitely arguably a top 3 comedian all time.

  • @Arconz-Official
    @Arconz-Official 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hearing the whopper joke about being right behind him gave me mad nostalgia back to Half Baked.. Dave is the goat of stand up

  • @dominique.gonzalez622
    @dominique.gonzalez622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    I wish I can see the beyond scared straight epsidoe with young dave chapelle🤣

    • @nochill9475
      @nochill9475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      So would I, but it's not real! That would be funny though, actually imagine all of the comedians younger on scared straight?

    • @bigjoneschillin
      @bigjoneschillin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You know it’s wild that’s they don’t have the footage 😂😂😂

    • @gkl153
      @gkl153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I DIDNT DO ANYTHING COPPER

    • @dominique.gonzalez622
      @dominique.gonzalez622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@gkl153 nyeahh see nyeahhh

    • @Mzwambedu
      @Mzwambedu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nochill9475 doesnt mean its not real
      whats next you gonna say any crime thats not shown on the show "Cops" is not real??
      The program existed before and beyond the cameras, still a crapy program but for some reason it exists, teachers and parents think its needed

  • @favrerules04
    @favrerules04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    A great human being and one hell of a funny guy

  • @JoseRamirez-et5di
    @JoseRamirez-et5di 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “What time you leaving” 😂😂

  • @marvinmclean789
    @marvinmclean789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “While you’re here you do fit a description” 🤣🤣🤣 that shit kills me every time lol

  • @wayarco
    @wayarco 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Dave Chappelle, you're 1 of da best ever. 1 love.

  • @TheyWantUSilent
    @TheyWantUSilent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The very first time I ever heard Dave doing Stand-up in the early 90's, he did a similar joke. From that one 15 minute or so routine, I knew he was going to be one of my favorites. That same set, he did a skit about why Batman never fights crime in the hood. Absolutely hilarious! Dave is still one of the best today!

  • @jaycompany4886
    @jaycompany4886 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Dave Chappelle funniest man on the planet!

  • @cewboo2633
    @cewboo2633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Over the years his voice has got deeper I could listen to it all day 💚

  • @samiyi4896
    @samiyi4896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “ like I’m gonna take advice from youuu you like a person that made all the “right” choices in life” 😂

  • @timelessthee
    @timelessthee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Lmao the end of this video makes it seem like Chris Rock bombed with that clock joke

    • @RawMonkeyKnuckle
      @RawMonkeyKnuckle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because he did, that shit sucked 😂

    • @nukepacifista9188
      @nukepacifista9188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RawMonkeyKnuckle Its not that bad actually, but when you just watched Dave and then watch the others they seems to be .... shit as hell

    • @RawMonkeyKnuckle
      @RawMonkeyKnuckle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nukepacifista9188 nah, without watching Dave that shit sucked homie

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody is hilarious when they start out

  • @vulcaniso1943
    @vulcaniso1943 7 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Daves really changed from his Montreal stand up in 1993.

    • @NiggasDrinkin40s
      @NiggasDrinkin40s 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah. Because people change. Thing called life

    • @vanillajack5925
      @vanillajack5925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hard to believe it's been over 25 years...

    • @cezrok1
      @cezrok1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah because its not the real dave chappelle in 2019

    • @Tapiael_
      @Tapiael_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cezrok1 this is a clone

    • @dredgewalker
      @dredgewalker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wonderfonder4279 I usually have to wear thick mittens before I read the posts so I don't hurt myself due to the many inevitable facepalms I will incur due to the utterly stupid and insane things that people type here. People saying Dave has changed due to him doing more shows is completely batshit crazy and stupid. Dave has a family to support so of course he needs to go on shows and mo
      ake money. Also you can see how his style evolves through the years if you keep track of his comedy so it's not surprising he seems different from what he was 20 years ago. Comedy us a craft and evolving is part of the craft. I doubt these nutjobs go outside to talk and interact with people as it sounds like they're stuck in the basement somewhere only reading conspiracies and internet trash all day which turned them into paranoud delusional idiots.

  • @turq1824
    @turq1824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "A person who made allllll the right choices in life"

  • @collinhennessy1521
    @collinhennessy1521 8 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    So that's where they got the idea for that scene in Half-Baked.

    • @jackgabriel4282
      @jackgabriel4282 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yeah they went back in time to make that scene happen

    • @nathano6247
      @nathano6247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Other way around. Movie inspired the joke

    • @solarfreak1107
      @solarfreak1107 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The movie came out 1998, this clip says its from 2000.

    • @hendrixjoe555
      @hendrixjoe555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No in Dave's head

    • @BlessedLighty9
      @BlessedLighty9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or maybe.... The story is true and the inspiration for both the movie and the joke. And it happened long before Chapelle was doing stand up

  • @schopenhauerassplower4223
    @schopenhauerassplower4223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Anyone else love the “EH, AY WHOPPER WID CHEESE!” Bit for reasons they can’t explain?

    • @NotYouRichard
      @NotYouRichard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do too 😂😂😂
      But it's mostly because of the "you SOB I'm right behind you, just turn around and ask me for a whopper"

    • @quentinwolff4238
      @quentinwolff4238 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just can't explain why. It gets me everytime

  • @alexcampcomedy
    @alexcampcomedy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Classic skinny, high-voiced Dave. What a legend.

  • @gabriel_kyne
    @gabriel_kyne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I need to be out of here by 3, what time do you leave?" lmao

  • @roonaldinho87
    @roonaldinho87 10 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    u can tell he is high as the Eiffel tower lol

    • @TheAdamlans
      @TheAdamlans 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      yes for sure

    • @gggfff685
      @gggfff685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can't tell? Doesn't look high to me

    • @jaykay3512
      @jaykay3512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gggfff685 he ain't that high. All these dumbass kids say that.

    • @markwall298
      @markwall298 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah what is he high on im very curious

  • @kingtshilobo1849
    @kingtshilobo1849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    One time I was taking a walk on my street and got hit with the you do fit the description

    • @apexone5502
      @apexone5502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @avalanchesoul you don't know if he lives in the hood. It could be that he lives in a white neighborhood and is stereotyped by racists who live there.

    • @burpostockings
      @burpostockings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You could blame that on all thugs in your suburb.

    • @kingtshilobo1849
      @kingtshilobo1849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Apexone yeah I lived in Shaker height it’s a white neighborhood

    • @kingtshilobo1849
      @kingtshilobo1849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      avalanchesoul no bruh I lived in shaker heights it’s a white neighborhood in East Cleveland

    • @PrettyPaintedRecords
      @PrettyPaintedRecords 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      avalanchesoul your probably know what parsnips are

  • @hyperbolicraider4848
    @hyperbolicraider4848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Dave Chappelle: I am not taking advice from a convict.
    Beyond Scared Straight: NANI?

  • @rickrolled1918
    @rickrolled1918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:32 "what time you leaving?" underratted line💀💀💀

  • @mattieskemoevie
    @mattieskemoevie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I’ve never laughed harder than the “Uh, a Whopper with cheese” microphone bit 😂😂😂😂

  • @gc9376
    @gc9376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    😂😂😂😂😂 I was suspended from school 23 times., during February

    • @JanWynd
      @JanWynd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The comedic genius of that joke is *next level* . Only a few people will get that joke. Dave is a well-polished machine of a comedian.

    • @gc9376
      @gc9376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JanWynd Yes he is. You know you're good when those in your arena give you props for your comic genius

    • @titanproductions3628
      @titanproductions3628 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      JanWynd can someone explain the joke...

    • @gc9376
      @gc9376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TITAN productions There are 28 days in February and he was suspended for 23 of the 28.

    • @JanWynd
      @JanWynd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@titanproductions3628 I'm going to stay on code.

  • @zorojuro03
    @zorojuro03 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Hes HIGH!! 😂😂

  • @deathstarresident
    @deathstarresident 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dave’s comedy just keeps getting better with time

  • @jarrellefreeman811
    @jarrellefreeman811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love tht he laughs at his own jokes😂😂

  • @timothyotoole9748
    @timothyotoole9748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He sounds like Unforgivable when he was calling Mr. Johnson. 😂😂😂

  • @ashantinyongo7632
    @ashantinyongo7632 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    It's cool how he referenced the Burger King mic issue in half baked.

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ashanti Nyongo most likely he brought up the idea in the movie from actually working at Burger King before

  • @Ash-cg9bi
    @Ash-cg9bi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Voice impressions... killed me!!!!😂😂😂

  • @MrWinnieP
    @MrWinnieP 10 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Dammit I wanted to see the whole thing :(

  • @dayle.johnson6683
    @dayle.johnson6683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    6/24/19 still watching.😂😂😂

  • @Just_Hu
    @Just_Hu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    When he's being funny, his jokes carry laughs, and when he's being serious, his words carry weight.

  • @lurchlogan
    @lurchlogan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That Burger King mic joke was used in "Half Baked". When Scarface worked at the fast food restaurant!!
    "I'm right behind you, B"!!

  • @carlbowles1808
    @carlbowles1808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Really with humor works Dave Chapelle delivers 100%.

  • @shawngilliland243
    @shawngilliland243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dave does so many great voices

  • @cg3394
    @cg3394 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    0:35 Half baked haha Scarface

  • @michaelvince6489
    @michaelvince6489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Well you do fit a description 😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @MikeyRB77
      @MikeyRB77 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He said that! Cool.

  • @followjesus9955
    @followjesus9955 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    funniest comedian ever lol

  • @Gloabl
    @Gloabl ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rest in peace david 💐✌️

  • @Totmorgen0
    @Totmorgen0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    It's true what he says about bailing someone out. Scary as shit.

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      no....

    • @lesfaul4924
      @lesfaul4924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're afraid of an administrative office at a jail?

    • @HarrisonCountyStudio
      @HarrisonCountyStudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You would be smart to be weary of any government agent.

    • @bejentle7774
      @bejentle7774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lesfaul4924 Yes go watch when they see us movie then you will understand better

    • @LexpressionQc
      @LexpressionQc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bejentle7774 yeah, movie from netflix thats race baiting, imagine my shock...

  • @chrishargreaves8016
    @chrishargreaves8016 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Hi, can I get a whopper with cheese?"
    "Sure...UHHH!! GETAWHOPPERWITHCHEESE!!!"
    I nearly died

  • @QueenB28348
    @QueenB28348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just love his special face expressions

  • @xtubby420x
    @xtubby420x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Why you gotta make me feel inferior because I'm on the grill B! Damn!"
    - Scarface

  • @llewellynnolan
    @llewellynnolan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hes got more and better jokes in this 3 mins than comedians today have in their entire routines. Effortless comedy

  • @Bards.98
    @Bards.98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy fuck scared straight existed like 40 years ago and DAVE CHAPPELLE was there?!! Boy I wished I could've been there to see this xD

  • @andrewlaco1776
    @andrewlaco1776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Kind of hilarious he's in a Canadian tuxedo. I hope he keeps making specials. America needs it wise men and most people don't listen to Gilbert Gottfried.

  • @kaelinrenegonzales540
    @kaelinrenegonzales540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dave chappelle is on the list for one of the best comedians.😅👍

  • @jhcvb1
    @jhcvb1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love this dude

  • @kwilcox1126
    @kwilcox1126 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    shut up...convict lmbo

  • @growingwithjoy
    @growingwithjoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What time you leaving? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @FalcomNPC
    @FalcomNPC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This man has come such a long way. 😂

  • @cbfour12
    @cbfour12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That’s true, when I went to the sheriffs department once upon a time to get a county report on myself to give to a landlord, one of the deputies was typing my description into a computer to see if I fit the description

  • @JohnDoe-cd6ro
    @JohnDoe-cd6ro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love how that's in Half Baked.

  • @couchmayne4351
    @couchmayne4351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “While your here you do fit a description if you’ll just walk this way and we can process you”

  • @ronjakallioinen5132
    @ronjakallioinen5132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "what time you leaving?" lmaoo

  • @ismailwarsame539
    @ismailwarsame539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well you do fit a description 😂😂😂😂😭

  • @Louis.DeGuzman
    @Louis.DeGuzman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    TOP 5 COMEDIANS OF ALL TIME
    1. Dave Chappelle
    2. Dave Chappelle
    3. Dave Chappelle
    4. Dave Chappelle
    5. Dave Chappelle

  • @natti4723
    @natti4723 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "What time are you leaving" 😂

  • @DarylFord
    @DarylFord 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Unseen stand up from Dave Chappelle..

  • @ghostface4250
    @ghostface4250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Idk why, but for me, early 2000s Dave Chappelle is my favorite

  • @VarialFlipz
    @VarialFlipz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Damn, he took that first joke about burger king and put it in half baked, made his mexican friend say that line

    • @cambino310
      @cambino310 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Austin Martineau he's Cuban, B!

  • @josephchurchill6720
    @josephchurchill6720 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how that first gag made the movie Half-Baked! Cool knowing the origin!!!

  • @christineschnitzka823
    @christineschnitzka823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You look like a person who made all the right choices in life! 🤣

  • @Shagadelicjon
    @Shagadelicjon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Finally after listening to him on Apple Music have I seen the footage of the performance 😂

  • @DanielinAction
    @DanielinAction 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    this is not rare its in youtube since 2006 or something like that, the original is 15 min long..
    all this jokes are from the conan o'brain show..
    still, the greatest...

    • @kylecoucke943
      @kylecoucke943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His jokes r from his acts, when comedians go on late night shows they use some of their material to promote themselves

  • @BERNARD7269
    @BERNARD7269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man is a legend 30 years of being funny

  • @skylarrweaver3239
    @skylarrweaver3239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    00:10 - 00:14 basically admitting to the whole Dave beating up microphones meme

  • @ziodav7490
    @ziodav7490 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know it’s a great day/week when you discover a new Chappelle Video

  • @crustyeezy6198
    @crustyeezy6198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Once you watch enough Dave Chappelle, other comedians just arent funny anymore. He sets the bar too high with everything he does.

  • @thadicus
    @thadicus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:46 that dude laughing probably mows the best lawns on the planet

  • @mirraw697
    @mirraw697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How am I just seeing this 😂😂😂

  • @adamcruz3172
    @adamcruz3172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Itz funny how when an audience member laughs at his use of the word " nicer". He leads into taking teachers numbers and calling the English teacher and saying " IM going to kill you" 😂

  • @MrVictor555
    @MrVictor555 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You can notice people's faces at the end of the video, some of them are smiling, some just have a kinda sad look in their eyes, probably thinking "well, it might be funny, but it's sad".

    • @abdullahithebest
      @abdullahithebest 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They're are french canadians they probably didn't understand english./. Il sont francais ils ne comprennent pas l'anglais

  • @adriancline-bailey3301
    @adriancline-bailey3301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know the end of the joke about the police man going "whilst your hear you do fit the description" and thats exactly what happened to one of the central park five, crazy that jokes a reality.

  • @ultradude5410
    @ultradude5410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Interesting to see how his style has changed over 20 years.

  • @dest151
    @dest151 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    the start of it, the burger job bit, thats from half-baked scarface burger job scene lol

  • @bandguy360
    @bandguy360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    His white person voice always makes me laugh

  • @ifolahi974
    @ifolahi974 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The goat of comedy