How to Escape a Serial Killer

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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +915

    Hi Friends. Thanks for watching. Make sure to like and subscribe. I have shows coming up in Albany, Raleigh, Austin, Buffalo, Oxnard, and many more cities. Tix available at www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com

    • @samryan180
      @samryan180 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      When you coming to St. Louis? We love you here

    • @dovesoapsmellsgood
      @dovesoapsmellsgood 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      please come to Toronto again!!

    • @melissabrown6254
      @melissabrown6254 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      YES I didn't know he had been here. I would go for
      sure.@@dovesoapsmellsgood

    • @CBusCP
      @CBusCP 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      What's the venue's age restriction? I'd love to bring my kids. (16&20)

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You know one of the heroes of our time (though I think he's perhaps too reluctant to take on the role) Trevor Noah.
      I still wish he'd passed the torch to Roy Wood Jr. More of that reluctance to take up the call. But so am I in too many ways, I know. We do our best, but I just want people to know there is hope, and a portion of that potential is in each of us. Solidarity fellow Earthlings!❤🌍🌎🌏🌐

  • @chrisdavis2161
    @chrisdavis2161 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3176

    When the serial killer don't want you... you got some soul searching to do

    • @driggs2109
      @driggs2109 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

      If I was her I'd be asking myself if I smelled bad or looked sick or something. lol

    • @angeldr1987
      @angeldr1987 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Facts

    • @kimclark1352
      @kimclark1352 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +168

      Usually when they reject an easy kill its something about you that makes them see you as human. Something you said something about you made them turn on their humanity. Which is far and few between. She was very lucky he saw her as something special.

    • @depleteduraniumcowboy3516
      @depleteduraniumcowboy3516 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      IDK, from what I have read serial killers are like "they wanted to be kilt".

    • @DeadInside-ew8qb
      @DeadInside-ew8qb 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Serial killers with standards?

  • @richardsimon4135
    @richardsimon4135 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2234

    Josh is quietly becoming one of the best comics of his generation.

    • @Sonicman415
      @Sonicman415 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      No doubt.

    • @Tired.but.trying
      @Tired.but.trying 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I told my parents I predict he would be coming up soon as one of the next great comics. I totally agree with you . 😊

    • @terrenceduarte5348
      @terrenceduarte5348 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Yeaah he really popped in the last two years and came into his own.. owning his shit, talkin about anything and everything comfortably with nice deliveries.. it almost seems like improv now. Movin away from the shy role, it feels he knows he can get a crowd to laugh and is good at his craft. He got some good potential if he keeps goin like this, hoping the fame doesn't affect him too much.
      Cause i don't see him walkin incognito much longer

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Absolutely

    • @tonyp6631
      @tonyp6631 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Yeah I just stumbled on to his stuff today. He's hilarious and always topical. He's gunna blow up soon probably

  • @surrealistgirlx
    @surrealistgirlx 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +739

    Cops to woman who escaped death by a serial killer - "Maybe he's not that into you."

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      the funniest part is her assessment about how GREAT everything was and they had SUCH a connection. i'm thinking her assessor might be a bit busted.

    • @chromicapop4595
      @chromicapop4595 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Also cops: chased by turkeys 🦃

  • @yudeen979
    @yudeen979 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +944

    "Serial killer that made it"😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DeadInside-ew8qb
      @DeadInside-ew8qb 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      As former military, this hits a little different 💀

    • @Nibiru3600X
      @Nibiru3600X 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DeadInside-ew8qbI’m sorry for what you’ve been through ❤️‍🩹

    • @robinsonshe06
      @robinsonshe06 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@DeadInside-ew8qboh…wait… oooohhhhhh 😅

    • @Julanta
      @Julanta 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do tell​@@DeadInside-ew8qb

    • @787GX
      @787GX 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “This could’ve been you”

  • @sadiejoncic681
    @sadiejoncic681 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1118

    The second he said something was buzzing I knew what was up lol 😂😂

    • @cocoace7587
      @cocoace7587 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

      Me too. She's a better woman than me , I would've passed out or walked off 😅.

    • @queenreg7
      @queenreg7 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I feel so bad for laughing at that.

    • @sadiejoncic681
      @sadiejoncic681 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      @@cocoace7587 right?! I think I’d just have to move at that point. But luckily for hypothetical me, I’m already at the airport.

    • @driggs2109
      @driggs2109 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      Same! For the life of me I CANNOT figure out how that TSA guy couldn't piece it together and still managed to be so utterly taken aback.

    • @christineheminger7762
      @christineheminger7762 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      I knew, too. I’m just surprised the guy couldn’t tell from the look on her face what it was-cos you know she knew. Not making judgments, but if she wasn’t embarrassed there was no reason to lie.

  • @nothingtoseehere7554
    @nothingtoseehere7554 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +430

    “We are all hopelessly human” is so profound

    • @raidcrhonos
      @raidcrhonos 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Thought so too

    • @MelissaFortune
      @MelissaFortune หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yep. same.

  • @Ms.Delphine1204
    @Ms.Delphine1204 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +726

    “I can’t even EAT this bish!” 😂🤣😭

    • @bhamg918
      @bhamg918 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Took me out😂

  • @KateNewell1
    @KateNewell1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +592

    "I bit my lip the other day and it was FIRE." 😂

  • @futumukafulangenge9863
    @futumukafulangenge9863 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1347

    99% of comedians will write one set of jokes to last them 6 months and they would repeat the same jokes in every city they go to every night, not Josh, every week he has different material for a different week and a different city. He is tje most prolific writer out there and his material is hilarious.

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      it's AMAZING. i'm so psyched he has so much content.

    • @hlumelomrali4081
      @hlumelomrali4081 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Yeah , that’s how you build an hour. Everyone does what josh is doing . You tell a joke and you just keep the ones that kill and disregard the ones that don’t . And through time the ones that really kill accumulate and the hour gets stronger. (Andrew Schulz literally documented this in 2017) . Once the hour is strong enough you tour that hour to prove to Netflix or hbo that it’s good enough to buy. Trust me when josh sells a special you’ll see some of these jokes in there . This ain’t new , the ain’t special josh is just post more to build his following. Again same thing Andrew Schulz did 7 years ago

    • @michikoomalandro
      @michikoomalandro 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hlumelomrali4081way to discredit a fantastic comedian lol dontt watch then

    • @craig5908
      @craig5908 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Oh Jerry Seinfeld milling the same set for decades

    • @abasdarhon
      @abasdarhon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@craig5908 After watching Kat Williams tell the same weather joke while changing it to fit the city he was in three different times in three different cities I couldn't watch him anymore. I get that this is how comedians build a repertoire over the years, but it wasn't even that great of a joke; which was disappointing because I thought he was quite funny before that occurred.

  • @redpalace2494
    @redpalace2494 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +872

    Thank goodness. Josh single-handedly saves second shift every Tuesday.

  • @bjdefilippo447
    @bjdefilippo447 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1241

    My Russian teacher had a great, but dry, sense of humor. However, she hadn't learned that the TSA do not have a sense of humor, dry or otherwise. It took some explaining when they asked her what was in the bag, and her response was, "Exactly one bomb."

    • @therealdeal3672
      @therealdeal3672 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +158

      Oh damn. That'll get you not on the flight immediately! ✈️

    • @latoyathomas6544
      @latoyathomas6544 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

      ​@@therealdeal3672Not only NOT on the flight, but on the No-Fly List, in the database, and with your own personal "Ten Most Wanted" Flyer!😂

    • @therealdeal3672
      @therealdeal3672 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@latoyathomas6544I don't doubt it one bit! I'm sure you're right. TSA does not take kindly to the word bomb uttered by anybody. 💣

    • @jusgie
      @jusgie 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      😂😂😂 I would have been crying in the line.. then said well at least she is honest lol

    • @tanisha.r.thomas
      @tanisha.r.thomas 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      So, she flucked up her whole flight and the flight for everyone😂

  • @noahkirschtein8169
    @noahkirschtein8169 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1515

    “every generation of people has always been hopelessly human” idk if i’m watching stand-up or public speaking cause DAMN

    • @lanestovall1715
      @lanestovall1715 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      Then he just casually dropped the line at like 10:09 , "I know y'all think I'm being hyperbolic" dude is funny AF and eloquent!!

    • @Rahwriteswords
      @Rahwriteswords 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Seriously; what a beautiful line! ❤

    • @CallMeGailyn
      @CallMeGailyn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Being human can be hard at any age. Josh is an astute observer with a brilliant sense of humor. He's exactly what we need more of in America. ❤

    • @catherinesanchez1185
      @catherinesanchez1185 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Honestly , it’s comments like these that make me think he’s got huge potential . Most guys in comedy are just comics , they tell jokes which is fine . But , the guys that reach the next level bring a lot of humanity to their performance.

    • @Jim_The_Fish
      @Jim_The_Fish 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      He has a lot of great public speaking moments in a bunch of his stand-up. It’s one of the reasons he’s one of my favorites. He makes you laugh AND he makes you think.

  • @bobbleheadhoboGAMES
    @bobbleheadhoboGAMES 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +582

    The VOLUME of amazing content this guys puts out is insane

    • @quietnerdything
      @quietnerdything 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      For real. I’m always telling people how astounding it is. Like, a lesser comedian would coast for a year on one of these sets but he’s out here putting out new, fresh jokes consistently.

    • @jbone877
      @jbone877 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fr! Like unreal

    • @djmarbll1
      @djmarbll1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He's literally changing the paradigm of comedic creativity.

    • @SpinDoc420
      @SpinDoc420 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🎉🎉 ABSOLUTELY 🎉🎉

    • @SpinDoc420
      @SpinDoc420 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's putting out content like he knows something bad is coming 😮😮😮

  • @katmicco1
    @katmicco1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +363

    He is such a gem of a human. Love the jokes, but it's the insight and commentary on humanity that makes it so good.

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      you know, it's not unlike what george carlin did. it's the 'comedian who is also a philosopher' kind of thing. i think we really need people like this.

    • @Sednethal
      @Sednethal 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'm going to keep saying it. He's the next Carlin.
      His style is completely different, but the substance is the same.

    • @karenagugliaro7316
      @karenagugliaro7316 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@Sednethal I came here to say that!

  • @vedadalsette1453
    @vedadalsette1453 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +887

    I remember when Eddie Murphy first appeared on SNL. I said, "This guy's gonna be a star." Last year, when I first saw Josh on YT, I said the same thing. Just you wait. This guy's gonna be a star. I rarely get that feeling.

    • @kathleensullivan4547
      @kathleensullivan4547 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Same

    • @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951
      @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      He better! He's always has something fresh. I have loved comedy for decades and watched a lot of comedians make it milking two hours of material for their entire career. Can't do that anymore 😅 and this kid is on top of it.

    • @depleteduraniumcowboy3516
      @depleteduraniumcowboy3516 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      While maybe we didn't see it in this set, but he is so quick when you look at what he says about current events.

    • @stephaniejefferson6566
      @stephaniejefferson6566 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Yes! I had the sweet opportunity to see him LIVE last year, was stunned that he actually does the whole chat and selfie thing afterwards, … and all I could do was show my age by telling him the same thing … You’re to this new generation what greats like Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor … were to my generation. What a thrill to meet you NOW!” (Really do look forward to him getting his due … e.g. The Mark Twain Award … someday … for real)😊

    • @BubbleCrack
      @BubbleCrack 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      You only get on SNL if you are a star😂

  • @maxmatthews1753
    @maxmatthews1753 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +456

    The twerking joke is actually spot tf on about society

    • @PurpleHazePro
      @PurpleHazePro 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      Yeah like people aren’t allowed to have fun especially not in their 20s, I guess lol

    • @desireeholloway3353
      @desireeholloway3353 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      LEGS UP ON THE WALL! 🤣🤣🤣 I was rolling!!

    • @MoonShadowWolfe
      @MoonShadowWolfe 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      He said something very much like what I've thought about without exact words for a long time. We know each other's mistakes better than we ever did before and we are NOT dealing with it well. Definite errors in judgement in public shaming, whichever exact ones you pick because there have been hundreds in the past five years, have been made.

    • @kw9568
      @kw9568 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I heard about a teacher who got fired because she was rapping part time and tweaking in her videos 😅😅😅

    • @Endubis
      @Endubis 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@PurpleHazePro only after you've done your revolution or you're good at hiding your mistakes.

  • @ellis7796
    @ellis7796 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +345

    The airport story was hilarious 😂 And mad respect for not revealing the woman's name! Absolute class act!

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Nah I wanna know or it’s not real but still funny 😂

    • @ssgg23
      @ssgg23 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Umm highly doubt that’s a true story lol

    • @InsomniBuddyTiny
      @InsomniBuddyTiny 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      ​@@ssgg23 would you name drop a famous person? And possibly get into legal trouble when your career is just getting started?

    • @ssgg23
      @ssgg23 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@InsomniBuddyTiny that’s…not the point lol. Comedians often make up stories for laughs. It’s such an absurd event that I doubt that specifically happened to him. Maybe took inspiration from a less exciting real life airport experience if anything

    • @janethoward2155
      @janethoward2155 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bossyboots5000
    @bossyboots5000 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +121

    I recommend the book Lies My Teacher Told Me, it talks about how we do ourselves a disservice by sanitizing our heros.

    • @tanisha.r.thomas
      @tanisha.r.thomas 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Great book

    • @junbug73
      @junbug73 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Thanks for sharing, I think I found the next book I'm going to read!

    • @WarmestComputer
      @WarmestComputer 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      That's an excellent book.

  • @gray7433
    @gray7433 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +387

    The funniest thing about that story is that the x-ray operator probably knew what they were sending that guy into the bag for. Wonder if it was trolling or training 🤣

  • @demetriusmixon4141
    @demetriusmixon4141 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    "An executioner as a serial killer who made it" is what makes comedy unique. They think outside the box.

  • @brandoncardona652
    @brandoncardona652 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    Philosophical comedy is my new favorite genre

  • @tyronelong9399
    @tyronelong9399 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

    Man, look. I’ve been trying to battle the “fear over social media killing any chances of our next leader” thing for years. So comforting to hear it said by someone else.

  • @pxmonkeederp
    @pxmonkeederp 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

    This subject is actually something I talk about all the time with my friends - the humanity being on display portion, not the serial killer part, ha. So often you hear folks say "Oh, things are so bad" or "We're so divided now" or something else along those lines, when the fact of the matter is things have always been this messed up. It's just that with the advent of the internet and everybody having instant access to the sum of human knowledge and experience in their pockets, everything is now on full display for all to see. Instant access to information has provided us with a full view of that humanity.

    • @traditionalnative
      @traditionalnative 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I agree with this a lot

    • @margaretgarana911
      @margaretgarana911 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Now we see that We all kind of suck

    • @Justwatching-q6s
      @Justwatching-q6s 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And this is why he’ll never run out of content

  • @missmalaika4466
    @missmalaika4466 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2846

    who is doing these thumbnails 😭

    • @treeeva
      @treeeva 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      Lol ikr?

    • @alisashepardpensacolarealt1242
      @alisashepardpensacolarealt1242 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

      His director, Eric Shepard, does the thumbnails.

    • @TwoPossumsInAJeanJacket
      @TwoPossumsInAJeanJacket 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

      I know, right? Whoever they are, they're killing it!

    • @ArtLeona93
      @ArtLeona93 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Midjourney

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Yeah thumbnail had us scared Josh was starting to take things too literally

  • @kdub3871
    @kdub3871 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +800

    Hurry up and hop on this train. This young man is comedic 🔥👴🏾👍🏾👏🏾 Catch him while you can. 👏🏾Netflix are you listening?!!!👂🤔😆🤣😂👏🏾

    • @kinsmed
      @kinsmed 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      You know he's a correspondent for The Daily Show now, right?

    • @cocoace7587
      @cocoace7587 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@kinsmed Today was my first time seeing him on the daily show . 😂🎉

    • @marcybigfan2016
      @marcybigfan2016 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Yeah, Netflix, it's Josh's turn!

    • @lauriejones4507
      @lauriejones4507 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Some of us showed up at the station years ago ❤ 😂 🚄

    • @dianeatpeace337
      @dianeatpeace337 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@cocoace7587just FYI -- he's been writing for The Daily Show since 2017

  • @ortiznikko
    @ortiznikko 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    Josh is quickly becoming one of my favorite comedians alive. He never misses

  • @ShannonTheMojito
    @ShannonTheMojito 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +195

    I kinda believe that eventually everyone will have a "this you" moment and they won't be a big deal anymore.

    • @MilkyWhite1
      @MilkyWhite1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I hope not. I hope people will learn to keep their "this you" moments private from jump. Everyone doesn't need to see your whole life.

    • @monicarenee7949
      @monicarenee7949 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@MilkyWhite1 well, when I was in college it was right when social media was forming. I started the year after Facebook was created and you still needed a .edu account to get on. I went to the college parties and even remember being “tagged” in a picture of me dancing, “twerking”, at a party. It wasn’t something I posted of myself. Back then it was just friends from the same school interacting with each other. I don’t have any shame about that, but I can see his point. It’s like you have a separate side from your educated and professional side and you don’t want to conflate the two.

    • @Matt-xc6sp
      @Matt-xc6sp 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      That level of self awareness on a societal level would be a literal utopia. We aren’t making it that far

    • @LC-sc3en
      @LC-sc3en 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Right let people have their fun and give grace to children and others ❤

    • @hannahk.598
      @hannahk.598 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      At some point AI video generators will be so good and slfreely accessible that we can't trust any video anymore. And then we are back to plausible deniability, which will be a blessing and a curse on its own, like every tech advancement it seems.

  • @theglem4
    @theglem4 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    I had a pocket knife fall into a box of band-aids in my backpack. I couldn't find it for like a month, but then I went through TSA and they found it.

    • @monicarenee7949
      @monicarenee7949 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I got through tsa with a box cutter one time and hair cutting scissors another time and both times I didn’t realize it until after.

  • @sailincat2822
    @sailincat2822 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    OMG! I was laughing uncontrollably during the TSA story!😆🤣😂 You know that agent earned his locker room nickname that day!

  • @VelvetJazz
    @VelvetJazz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    I love how comfortable you are talking to crowds, listening to you feels like listening to a good friend. ❤

  • @melissabrown6254
    @melissabrown6254 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +192

    I laughed so hard I was crying.... My bag was also flagged by security, for a bottle of sunscreen which was the allowable amount of liquid. 🤣😂

    • @cehaver
      @cehaver 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Back in the early days of TSA cracking down (I’m old), they just kept trying to confiscate my Lancôme mascara, Clinique face cream, and Lancôme juicy lip glosses. I don’t wear much makeup, but I still splurge on these items once a year. Like one good mascara, two juicy tubes, and a large thing of face cream. Funny how nobody ever tried to take my miracle whip foundation😂

    • @melissabrown6254
      @melissabrown6254 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@cehaver well you know the dangers of mascara you take someone's eye out with that LOL

    • @tanisha.r.thomas
      @tanisha.r.thomas 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You know what you would do with it, Macguyver😉

  • @brandonjustis
    @brandonjustis 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +125

    oh god, i was at this taping, and when i tell you my stomach was hurting from laughter and my face was in a smile for that whole last bit. for sure one of the best sets i've seen live, and i damn sure would love to see him again.

  • @thesitcomaddict
    @thesitcomaddict 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +267

    Everyone knows airplane mode is the most aggressive mode on a vibrator :P

    • @JamesKite-r9o
      @JamesKite-r9o 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      That's funny

    • @jirachiteaminstinct4310
      @jirachiteaminstinct4310 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      She just wanted to join the mile high club DIY 😂

    • @kw9568
      @kw9568 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @janethoward2155
      @janethoward2155 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂

  • @catharineorellana3522
    @catharineorellana3522 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Still one of the greatest quotes ever: "Every generation of people has always been hopelessly human."

  • @MrSmith-bw5qk
    @MrSmith-bw5qk 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    Bruh ... a noise I never heard before came out me when you demistrated the brakedancing vibrater 😂😂😂😂

  • @metaltorso
    @metaltorso 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    the Hopelessly Human stuff gave me goosebumps ngl

    • @Relativecalm2
      @Relativecalm2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I just loved ‘hopelessly human’ as an astute, layered and delightfully alliterated piece of phrasing. 😊

  • @leonelcadet3833
    @leonelcadet3833 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    I am such a fan of comedy. I see Josh releases a video, I click.

    • @ellanina801
      @ellanina801 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Especially when it’s Josh 🙌🏻

    • @driggs2109
      @driggs2109 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I am not simply a fan of comedy. I am a fan of Josh Johnson. I have been ever since his "Catfishing the KKK" video dropped years ago.
      I can't speak for anything else, but when it comes to comedy, this man never disappoints!!

  • @plansandpens8844
    @plansandpens8844 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

    I look forward to these videos every week because I know you'll discuss a current news cycle and I can't wait to hear your take. Then I'll watch it again at work the next day 😂😂

    • @elenawilliams32
      @elenawilliams32 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Yes! He's hilarious. I found him years ago with his infamous KKK story. He's such a clever and hilarious comedian. I'm in Australia and really hope he tours internationally in the future. I'd pay good money to see Josh live.

  • @elijahhood7788
    @elijahhood7788 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    My girlfriend packed kinetic sand once so they kept scanning some sort of metal. It took an hour and three tsa agents to figure it out.

  • @Brandon-os3qr
    @Brandon-os3qr 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    Ive watched so much of Josh's material that even during his set ups of each story, I've developed a sense for which ones are going to kill me the most

  • @83gemm
    @83gemm 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Every time I go from being a casual fan of a comedian to really paying attention, there is always one joke that makes that shift. It’s not that it’s the funniest joke on the planet or that particular comedian’s best. I remember the joke with Carlin was the Rice Krispies joke which is such a throwaway for that amazing man, but it was just the first joke of his I heard that made me really crack up and then get very interested.
    I have been watching clips of this young man for a couple of weeks now and each time I’m like, “Oh, good, he’s funny.”
    Today the shift was made. “Aren’t executioners serial killers who made it?” was the moment I said, “Ok. I’m going to be enjoying this guy’s material at a new level now.”

  • @RedonkulousCaptious
    @RedonkulousCaptious 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +193

    100% the executioner has always been a creepy guy that's way too into death XD Like all the way back to the Kings headsman with the big ax. Its that one serial killer who has figured out his lane lol

    • @jojoadeyemi8239
      @jojoadeyemi8239 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Right? Like who would apply to that job? 😂

    • @RedonkulousCaptious
      @RedonkulousCaptious 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      @@jojoadeyemi8239 The King: "I need someone who is comfortable severing heads in non combat scenarios"
      Everybody looks at Mort, the tall weirdo who sometimes bats enemy heads into their lines to kill their morale and gave himself a round of applause with severed hands one time.

    • @driggs2109
      @driggs2109 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@jojoadeyemi8239That guy looking for a legal loophole or license to kill. He wants heads to roll, of course, but not his own.

    • @tanisha.r.thomas
      @tanisha.r.thomas 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      And why he wear a nacho libre mask?😂😂😂 The dead man wasnt gonna tell😂😂

  • @ConservativeHippie001
    @ConservativeHippie001 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    Absolutely look forward to the video every Tuesday

  • @robkoper841
    @robkoper841 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Those of us who are Fight Club fans knew the spoiler, but it was still great. The storytelling ability is righteous.
    "We never *imply* ownership..."

  • @hannahmore9118
    @hannahmore9118 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    Lesson learned: ALWAYS REMOVE THE BATTERIES!
    Also: always pack your clothes in clear gallon zip bags. So much easier to repack after a tsa "search".

  • @christina-clairegeorges3661
    @christina-clairegeorges3661 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    Vibrating with laughter 😂❤

    • @driggs2109
      @driggs2109 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      🤣🤣🤣☠️

  • @NozUrbina
    @NozUrbina 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I think the No More Heroes Anymore / Hopelessly Human bit isn't just great comedy, it's some of best social criticism I've heard in years

    • @ashdluciangurl
      @ashdluciangurl 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      True! It was incredibly profound

  • @steevenhyde3505
    @steevenhyde3505 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    This guy is so refreshing. He does smart comedy and is not just on stage interviewing the audience. He is actually telling jokes.

  • @CluelessGardener444
    @CluelessGardener444 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    "I'm delicious" 😂

  • @lurklingX
    @lurklingX 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    your delivery is just impeccable. the pauses with facial expressions going back and forth between the smiles and the serious like "alright, you aren't gonna believe this..... gimmie a sec. HOW DO I PHRASE..." but also the awesome pauses where you give *juuuuuuuust* enough time for things to sink in (like aren't the executioners just serial killers who made it?) and then continue. it's a talent. so many people do not seem able to manage stuff like this. you had me dyin on the buzzing TSA story. 😂😂😂😂 the agent's reactions, and then the dancing buzzer on the table. holy hell hahaha.

  • @tywayne3
    @tywayne3 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    His TSA friends set him up! They knew what they were doing.😅

  • @aplaceinthestars3207
    @aplaceinthestars3207 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    Oh lord, I had embarrassment flashbacks! I'll tell ya, take out the batteries and they'll STILL take it out and make sure everyone knows what you've packed 😳

    • @tanisha.r.thomas
      @tanisha.r.thomas 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Strap it to you like the studs do, maybe?

  • @sophiageorge-nj2oz
    @sophiageorge-nj2oz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I stumbled across Josh last night, talking the Drake and Kendrick beef, and I kept clicking on the other videos. Safe to say, this kid is 🔥 I recon he’s the next Dave Chappelle, Katt Williams, George Carlin … he has such a way of delivery and thought, you can see he’ll be having his own Netflix special in no time. Definitely, one of the greats … in no time xxxx

  • @zakkholguin3942
    @zakkholguin3942 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    I love how this dude can get you to think on a deep level and then hit you with the human atrocity that was the Tide Pod challenge 🤣

  • @veriety6228
    @veriety6228 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    When he started shaking the mic that was HILARIOUS. I could easily see that becoming a meme

  • @marvlsp71
    @marvlsp71 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Bro....I truly love your comedy!!! Your take on everything is original and refreshing.

  • @botticelli728
    @botticelli728 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    At this point the universe is looking for Josh Johnson to give him material.

  • @katc6128
    @katc6128 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Good lord, every clip I watch of this guy never ceases to amaze me of how funny and talented he is. I hope only amazing things for him ✨

  • @RIPvizzini
    @RIPvizzini 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    I bet the people laughing the loudest have accidentally switched on their hitachi on a hard surface. It's truly one of the loudest most violent sounds you can make

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      or they are simply imagining how loud it'd be. HHAHAHA. i know i was! (ugh, can you *imagine* tsa agend brandishing it like excalibur and for the world to see, as they yoinked it from the bag? deeeead.)

  • @ChrisM-tn3hx
    @ChrisM-tn3hx 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    He expected a certain pattern of behavior from her, and she didn't display it. Some pattern that is his trigger. I don't really know anything about his case, but I do understand aberrant psychology. When she didn't exhibit the pattern, he couldn't dehumanize her completely. For whatever reason, she didn't fit in the mental stereotype that he had constructed to represent his victims and in some twisted fashion allow him to rationalize what he was doing. I don't know if he had a history or rejection, but it wouldn't surprise me. Maybe he didn't receive the rejection he expected, and that rejection was what it took to trigger his violent reaction. Like the proverbial dog that catches the car, he didn't know what to do, so he just let her go.

  • @thatonegirlelaine
    @thatonegirlelaine 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Josh is the only person that can make you laugh about a serial killer😂

  • @carolyndarnton3304
    @carolyndarnton3304 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Josh you are a great hero. You've been working so hard and your material just keeps getting better. You're an amazing example for a person interested in a performance art. And you have brought me out of many a dark mood. Thank you, we need more heroes!

  • @elsvaughn7959
    @elsvaughn7959 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Put her clothes back in like he was trying to kill it... 😅😂😂

  • @solarpixiejournals
    @solarpixiejournals 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Wow, you have got to be one of my favorites. Your humor and intellect are so on point.

  • @alexsmith6070
    @alexsmith6070 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Brotha your comedy is genius...a young Angela Davis twerking..😂😂😂😂

    • @dustyking8851
      @dustyking8851 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That line made me think of every, well almost there were so many, stupid things I did ! I was crying laughing & embarrassed at the same time. 😂😂😂😂

  • @jdprettynails
    @jdprettynails 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I love his deadpan style of humor, but damn he can really do physical comedy too. The airport security bit had me dying!

  • @6kat103
    @6kat103 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I lived to see Pryor, Williams, Carlin. This guy is walking in their footsteps in terms of relevance, social observation and sheer brilliance. Haven’t seen his like in a long time.

    • @macdieter23558
      @macdieter23558 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And he doesn´t even have to curse to be funny!

  • @jessicageorge9136
    @jessicageorge9136 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    "Y'all probably won't like this."
    Except we ALWAYS do, because you are hysterical!!! ❤❤❤

  • @fotc1313
    @fotc1313 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Very funny! Definitely someone to watch!

  • @LesleeWilliams-zd4uz
    @LesleeWilliams-zd4uz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Omg! I laughed so hard! Thank you! You just know since that was on camera his TSA buddies ran it on loop laughing at & making him relive it!

  • @lisamartinbradley1039
    @lisamartinbradley1039 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    OMG Josh, I love you so much! You're one of the most hilarious comics I've ever seen and I turned 60 this year so I've seen some hilarious comics in my life.

  • @PotooBurd
    @PotooBurd 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!

  • @neither4me
    @neither4me 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I admire his way of expressing himself and his thoughts so much, it is such a breath of fresh air to hear someone whose thoughts are captivating

  • @Theimmortalmisfit
    @Theimmortalmisfit 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +169

    George Carlin would have loved that first joke lmao

    • @embreis2257
      @embreis2257 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      maybe he would have loved the whole person delivering the joke

    • @Theimmortalmisfit
      @Theimmortalmisfit 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@embreis2257 most likely lol

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      lol i just got done comparing the two of them. there is a similarity in the type of humor which also is commentary on society. so i totally agree with you. :)

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@embreis2257 why do you have to make it be a THING? let someone just state something without jumping to assume things and then mounting a defense. you're allowed to say someone would like a joke without bringing it into the arena of 'yEaH bUT wHAt aBOUt THe pErSoN??'

    • @tanisha.r.thomas
      @tanisha.r.thomas 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Absolutely!😅

  • @jbone877
    @jbone877 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    You're constantly putting out good, original, work, dude - and I really appreciate it. I genuinely get excited when I see you've posted

  • @rosegeaber7533
    @rosegeaber7533 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You are doing great! Love your stuff, keep going!

  • @PibsMegie
    @PibsMegie 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I think like she might have turned it on as a distraction and so she could smuggle drugs lol it would be a genius move he was to scared to look through the bag lol

  • @KOVIK
    @KOVIK 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    How tf does a comic have me laughing this hard WEEKLY! WEEKLY!
    Bro raising the standards for stand-up, seriously! Love this man! 👏👏

  • @nitamckeethen6986
    @nitamckeethen6986 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Hilarious! I am still actually laughing out loud. Love you, Josh.

  • @fizzles5
    @fizzles5 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    I hope whoever it was in the TSA line is also a comedian and we'll get to hear this story in another set 😂

  • @mr.mister873
    @mr.mister873 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    the best I've seen from you so far. Tons of great physical stuff. I can tell you've been either practicing this material for a while or have done it a ton before cause it is smooth.

  • @May_Flowers696
    @May_Flowers696 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Anybody who can handle that kind of power, I will follow them anywhere. I respect a kitty that doesn't get destroyed by that kind of action.

    • @moniquej369
      @moniquej369 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Most guys are threatened by them. Smh. That’s a hard act to follow.

  • @TheREALQueenJay
    @TheREALQueenJay 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    "adding up the jail time" is so accurate 😭😭😭

  • @aeroferret
    @aeroferret 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Thanks Josh, I needed this laugh today.

  • @ladyiota
    @ladyiota 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I generally look forward to Josh's posts, but this one made me laugh harder than I've laughed in a bit. Thank you so much for that.

  • @anitralarae_mahjacat
    @anitralarae_mahjacat 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Herbert Richard Baumeister (April 7, 1947 - July 3, 1996) was an American businessman and suspected serial killer. (I live in Southwestern Indiana)

  • @ATLGAMER47
    @ATLGAMER47 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    8:03 My bag got flagged for a sex toy. It was a masterbaitor, but it looks like a Bluetooth speaker. They tossed it. That was a frustrating week out of town...

  • @signdebb
    @signdebb หลายเดือนก่อน

    It is so refreshing to listen to real comedy! THANK YOU! We really need it right now!

  • @lurklingX
    @lurklingX 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    6:53 bruuuuuh hahahahaaaa i was not expecting "....... TWERKIN' " 😂😂😂

  • @hollisblinn7910
    @hollisblinn7910 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Seriously, I laughed till I cried! I want to adopt this young man so he'll attend every family function. The first time I saw Josh perform on TH-cam was a few days ago and now I can't get enough. He's brought a lot of laughter and cheer into this lonely old lady's life!

  • @Rorshach94
    @Rorshach94 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The delivery of everything is immaculate very rare....you are up next most definitely...love from the motherland.

  • @tai9705
    @tai9705 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    that's the hardest I've laughed at yet and I always laugh at your stuff! this and the Alabama boat brawl set are my favorites of yours so far!

  • @yourgamersource123
    @yourgamersource123 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    The undertaker is just a serial killer who found a way to never work a day in his life. Gotta love what you do.

  • @beet_feet
    @beet_feet 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "I bit my lip the other day and it was fire." 😂😂😂😂

  • @dshepherd107
    @dshepherd107 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Omg that was def one of your funniest sets. I was rolling
    😂😂😂😂

  • @aaronfaucett6442
    @aaronfaucett6442 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    A black guy saying "Maybe I'm just vanilla..." has me dying 😅

  • @LilByrdFly2
    @LilByrdFly2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I get all my news from Josh! 💯
    Love ya! 🤣🤣

    • @tanisha.r.thomas
      @tanisha.r.thomas 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's more credible than the news

  • @janahartnett1891
    @janahartnett1891 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You are a very gifted and, adorable comedian! Your smile makes me smile.❤

  • @Datpart100
    @Datpart100 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Lol I think he's talking about Ed Gein, the guy that Buffalo Bill in "The Silence of the Lambs" is based on.
    I saw a movie based on his life, and I remember them portraying the date. It seemed like he actually liked her and got mad about it.
    I love Josh's take on it! 😂😂😂

    • @anitralarae_mahjacat
      @anitralarae_mahjacat 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Herbert Richard Baumeister (April 7, 1947 - July 3, 1996) was an American businessman and suspected serial killer.

    • @carterchaotic
      @carterchaotic 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@anitralarae_mahjacatas far as we know, he killed exclusively men most of which he met at gay bars. he was also married to a woman.