Orcas vs Yachts, I give the Ick, and more - Josh Johnson - New York Comedy Club - Standup Comedy

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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Hi Friends! Make sure to subscribe! Upcoming shows in Arlington VA, Cedar Rapids IA, Burlington VT and more at www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour

    • @jashanestone
      @jashanestone ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Always funny and on topic with what's on all of our minds.. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😂😂

    • @iprincemajestic2.0
      @iprincemajestic2.0 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Man - you are funny as HELL!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sullivanmaxwell6764
      @sullivanmaxwell6764 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thx for more laughs when I really needed them. Come to Seattle! You'll kill it... and pick up a ton of great material possibilities, too.😅😅😅

    • @acovenofmany333
      @acovenofmany333 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have so enjoyed watching you evolve over the years! You are by far my favorite storyteller-comedian! I’ve been telling friends you’re on your way to GOAT status 🥰
      Hopefully you will come play Portland, Oregon next year! 😂🎉

    • @Ares08080
      @Ares08080 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude!! I guess I need to get my click looked at. Fr I know that story.

  • @Ramberta
    @Ramberta ปีที่แล้ว +920

    "there's no quicker way to look like you have an iron deficiency that to push a pull door" this is so incredibly specific and also hilarious

    • @TonksTheFool
      @TonksTheFool 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      me with iron deficiency who looks exactly like he did, full action, when the darkness hits. it was so specific I was in stitches

    • @beagle808
      @beagle808 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂😂

  • @Laura-mi3nv
    @Laura-mi3nv ปีที่แล้ว +2449

    Josh, you're an icon. Most comedians do the same material for a year and you come up with new material every week. Its awesome, thanks for sharing your comedy with the world!

    • @mavigogun
      @mavigogun ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This week is an example of why that is a risk.

    • @nessax5136
      @nessax5136 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@mavigogunwhat do you mean?

    • @avianartis-fleary7660
      @avianartis-fleary7660 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Amazing!

    • @DontAssume123
      @DontAssume123 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      His mind is too active❤❤

    • @Eoin-B
      @Eoin-B 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@DontAssume123 He's like a late night host only he writes his own jokes. I see him working for one.

  • @verballynonverbal
    @verballynonverbal ปีที่แล้ว +1314

    "I think I just live like this now" -The feeling of everyone without health insurance

    • @aychbhomas6608
      @aychbhomas6608 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That part was TOO real

    • @callmecharlie99
      @callmecharlie99 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Oh god I feel this.

    • @girlybutch
      @girlybutch ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or just old age..

    • @munkithestoopid
      @munkithestoopid ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@girlybutchYo🤟🇦🇴 why not both😅

    • @Mozzarella-and-Tomato
      @Mozzarella-and-Tomato ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This is the most devastating part, and even so, he managed to make it so funny. Comedic genius, such a good way to have a laugh while spreading awareness and relatability about really fucked up problems.

  • @phillykat36
    @phillykat36 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    😂😂😂 “He’s sweet but he don’t understand doors.” I’m in tears. I guess I would’ve given the ick cuz I woulda lmao when he started slipping.

    • @MsDezB1
      @MsDezB1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      That part! I'm listening at work and up until that point, was able to chuckle quietly.

    • @OwlishGeorge
      @OwlishGeorge 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That shit killed me. I wanted to pretend that that isn't me... but it is ☠☠

    • @orko714
      @orko714 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      "It's a inny!"

    • @maralanghals8719
      @maralanghals8719 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That’s the reason I try to figure it out while approaching the door.

  • @urge_it
    @urge_it ปีที่แล้ว +2488

    Josh is not pregnant but he never fails to deliver.

    • @Kalyse.
      @Kalyse. ปีที่แล้ว +18

      😂😂

    • @johannasildam3835
      @johannasildam3835 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Josh tell me about your feelings when it comes to Matt rife getting a special... what it was... vs what you could do with the same stage 😅 hope you get your big break soon! you really deserve it!!! constant new material!

    • @reneejett6509
      @reneejett6509 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      ​@@johannasildam3835 I don't usually like to compare celebrities, but in the case of someone as disgusting as Matt Rife... He's nothing compared to respectful comedy gold like Josh Johnson

    • @holifae
      @holifae 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@reneejett6509and josh glowed up naturally + doesn't look like he swallowed a bike seat

    • @jamekatenort4123
      @jamekatenort4123 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@johannasildam3835Josh has a special on Peacock!

  • @aliceparsons6854
    @aliceparsons6854 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    😂 I strode confidently into a wall of mirrors on a date once. I had to pee really badly and didn't want to look like it, and the mirror was set up to make the space look bigger. It was REALLY effective. 😅 We wound up married. Please don't feel too badly about the doors. 🥰

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      😂😂 congratulations!

    • @aliceparsons6854
      @aliceparsons6854 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@LindaC616 We wound up divorced, too. My chronic ick syndrome might have been a factor. 😂🥰

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@aliceparsons6854 oh, no, I'm sorry to hear that! Been there

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @MaxineShaw_84
      @MaxineShaw_84 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Oh no! Lol I was smiling wide at the original comment, then...🥴
      I'm so grateful the only time this happened to me was in an empty room, but I also definitely said "excuse me"...and even waited a beat before it clicked. 🤦🏿‍♀️

  • @januaryhymn
    @januaryhymn ปีที่แล้ว +605

    the “like a horse on cobble” i can’t get over it 😂

    • @januaryhymn
      @januaryhymn ปีที่แล้ว +43

      PAUL REVERE. real tears lmfao

    • @ItsChristyLove
      @ItsChristyLove ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I ROLLED!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @moxiebombshell
      @moxiebombshell 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I have never laughed so hard and so loud in a room all by myself 😆💀

    • @laurabmayron9325
      @laurabmayron9325 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      My stomach hurts from laughing, it’s too funny

    • @adamschank7703
      @adamschank7703 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They don't call it cowgirl for nothing.

  • @BuruIgeru
    @BuruIgeru ปีที่แล้ว +1251

    Gather round once again friends for the Weekly Josh News Roundup 😍

    • @Dzokhar
      @Dzokhar ปีที่แล้ว

      We don't deserve him. He deserves better than us TH-cam cretins.

    • @mycology5242
      @mycology5242 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Damn straight

    • @tclm
      @tclm ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Completely!

    • @octiiXpies
      @octiiXpies ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He could be the assistant host for "last week tonight with john oliver" at this point

    • @keisharice6713
      @keisharice6713 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or he could get his own show ​@@octiiXpies

  • @bandilenzimande4235
    @bandilenzimande4235 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +163

    “Look, I understand doors like, I got a door in my room.”😂😂

  • @jakerz0
    @jakerz0 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    “He’s sweet, but he don’t understand doors” 😂😂😂

    • @JulieeEliz
      @JulieeEliz 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂😂😂 ☠️☠️☠️

  • @ChristopherWilley1
    @ChristopherWilley1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +203

    “It’s an innie”
    “Horse on cobble”
    So many good phrases! That clicking bit is killer

  • @TW4165
    @TW4165 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

    When he said , "Now I started clicking off rhythm 😂😂😂, I was even more done😂😂😂😂

  • @hollisblinn7910
    @hollisblinn7910 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    When Robin Williams died I thought, 'well, that's it, I'll never find anyone who can make me laugh that hard again.' I was so wrong. Their comedic styles are so different, yet both make me laugh till my stomach hurts and the tears are flowing!

    • @tessiepinkman
      @tessiepinkman 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      They aren't *that* different. Sure, their comedy style is different - but they both mix in a lot of heart and thought-provoking things into their routines. Not to mention that they both are extremely humble and grounded and very, *very* good at physical comedy. So I'd say they are more alike than what one first would think :)

    • @margaretweller5684
      @margaretweller5684 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@tessiepinkman : Yeah, for me it's George Carlin. So good to find someone to make me laugh like that again. Thank you, Josh.

    • @CherylThacker-p2s
      @CherylThacker-p2s 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I love this kid (at 78, everybody's a kid) I laugh til I'm in tears, he's fantastic

    • @myrahj1482
      @myrahj1482 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I'm really enjoying Josh! If you're looking for clean, funny also check out Sinbad's old shows. He is also great!

  • @aychbhomas6608
    @aychbhomas6608 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    "It's an innie" and "this tastes like work" absolutely SLAYED me

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "How is it for you? We should talk" had me snorting out loud.

  • @quentinbrown9635
    @quentinbrown9635 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    I look forward to Josh Johnson premieres. Still hoping for a Netflix special.

    • @dylanmaxey2531
      @dylanmaxey2531 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He has a new special on Peacock TV

    • @AlwaysLisaLisa
      @AlwaysLisaLisa ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Netflix is so dull to me now. This would be a great add

    • @ra_bi_ah
      @ra_bi_ah ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dylanmaxey2531 Thanks!

    • @kimicappiello5480
      @kimicappiello5480 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      TH-cam is free... for now.

  • @hanzohattiori1737
    @hanzohattiori1737 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "That's not good foreshadowing..."😅😅😅😅

  • @Drekromancer
    @Drekromancer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    Decades from now, future generations will talk about the classic Josh Johnson set: _The Ick and the Click._

  • @CJ-gi1jh
    @CJ-gi1jh ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "She sounding like a full Paul Revere!" 😂 Good shit man

  • @MommyOfZoeAndLiam
    @MommyOfZoeAndLiam 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    I like that when he is self deprecating it is in a vulnerable relatable way. It feels like a friend telling you a story about something they are embarrassed about.

  • @cattmartyr8156
    @cattmartyr8156 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +557

    Crowd missed the punch line “You should work for the cops where you can make money being bad at what you do”

    • @betsyolsson-mackowski7682
      @betsyolsson-mackowski7682 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      😂I caught it. Very nice! Sic burn! 🔥

    • @michellehawley9255
      @michellehawley9255 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      IKR? I thought it was very clever :)

    • @JillK.-vv6uh
      @JillK.-vv6uh หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I missed it but dang!

    • @keisharice6713
      @keisharice6713 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@JillK.-vv6uhbut you did finally get it right and I'm sure you then burst out right 😂😂😂😂

  • @joykinser3444
    @joykinser3444 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    I love when Josh makes himself laugh. It is so adorable.

    • @margaretweller5684
      @margaretweller5684 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sharing stuff he truly finds funny.

  • @beachpreachr1894
    @beachpreachr1894 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    I’m feeling better listening to Josh battling depression and anxiety.

    • @salchipapa5843
      @salchipapa5843 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Same here. He's definitely my new favorite comedian.

  • @kathybell6268
    @kathybell6268 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Ah Josh I was laughing so hard at your ick experiences that I started to choke and cough hard and I became my own ick sitting by myself watching you! You are a gifted performer!

    • @Relativecalm2
      @Relativecalm2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Totally did the same. Had to pause the video to recover - on the up side if no one is there to witness the ick moment, then maybe it doesn’t count! 😂

    • @mowmowmcleod
      @mowmowmcleod ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂 same

  • @leomarilyn4232
    @leomarilyn4232 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    His story telling quality his voice is so calming you almost forget that this is the setup he's saying a joke

  • @Unfortunately_Mickey
    @Unfortunately_Mickey ปีที่แล้ว +687

    Orcas are incredibly intelligent. They speak different "languages" and have bigger emotional parts of the brain than us. If anyone is gonna take us down, I'm glad it's them 😂

    • @nethkenm
      @nethkenm ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Also, they never attack people. They just attack the boats

    • @Fernando31611
      @Fernando31611 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We need to eat them in higher quantities.

    • @zljmbo
      @zljmbo ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ok but do you know about boars? I personally cheer for both sides equally as the age of men is at its end

    • @HisameArtwork
      @HisameArtwork ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zljmbo 90% of violent crimes are comited by men so you have point. Us women can just go parthenogenesis style.
      fraud however will be the same, as it's 50-50 now.

    • @zljmbo
      @zljmbo ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Fernando31611 do you think ....humans eat killer whales?

  • @feraljane
    @feraljane 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    “That tastes like work!” You killed me with that.
    And I want to know what kind of magical life that girl has lived that she never struggled with an electrical outlet and plug…

  • @jameshall4382
    @jameshall4382 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    That throw away "...then i pulled a push" 😂

    • @simond.455
      @simond.455 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Right when you think "well, can happen, could be worse.." 😆

    • @margaretweller5684
      @margaretweller5684 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ogden Nash a 50s doggerel writer, had a poem about pushing doors marked pull and pulling doors marked push.

  • @micaelawearne
    @micaelawearne ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Without a doubt my favourite comedian right now. The quality and quantity of content is so good.

  • @kiraweaver8039
    @kiraweaver8039 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    😂😂😂 He's hilarious he needs more of his own full-length specials ❤

  • @zxggwrt
    @zxggwrt 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This guy is way ahead. I can’t imagine what it takes to be so fresh for an entire show and to look at what he’s doing now just WOW

  • @TheIncredibleJounan
    @TheIncredibleJounan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Your door anecdote is by far my absolute favourite. It is amazing.

  • @daisyabyaru9311
    @daisyabyaru9311 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I live for Josh's storytelling..... I often feel like sending him information about some of the stranger-than-fiction stuff that happens in my country just so I can hear the JJ take on things....... keep rising, Josh!

    • @thestormlscoming
      @thestormlscoming ปีที่แล้ว +4

      not a bad idea! I'd love to hear it

    • @daisyabyaru9311
      @daisyabyaru9311 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thestormlscoming dear Lord where do I begin???? I have to send you links or something. That ok?

  • @AHDBification
    @AHDBification 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    It's been a long ass time since I was literally laughing out loud. My god. Amazing.

  • @whispermason8052
    @whispermason8052 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    I liked this so much. I gave it a thumbs up. It starts in 4 hours. It could be his best work yet, or not, will find out in 4 hours. Smash that like button!

    • @whispermason8052
      @whispermason8052 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      I just shared this with all my contacts. 4 hours from now. It's like I'm sharing the future. I think now maybe the title should be upgraded to " highly anticipated"

    • @staynlesjl
      @staynlesjl ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He is definitely 🔥 but stop being a groupie u going out sad bud

    • @JoshJohnsonComedy
      @JoshJohnsonComedy  ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Appreciate it!

    • @whispermason8052
      @whispermason8052 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@staynlesjl ok, but now works over and I'm seeing there's 33 minutes left to post. It's like an Amazon package that's between 12 and 4 pm delivery time. You're by the door so it doesn't get snatched and you know it's not showing up until 3:53 but because the notice was early you though just maybe it'd be 1pm. So you ran out of things to do at the door , you don't want to go to the bathroom because you know it's gonna come when you're away from the door. So now you're half mad because it should just be here already and you're sure the driver's been parked around the corner alphabetized boxes just so he doesn't get there sooner. Your wondering I'd the dog should be somewhere else because he could like or not like dogs. You're thinking how to make you're door the most deliverable to, then yelling at you're phone because there's 32 minutes left now

    • @whispermason8052
      @whispermason8052 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@JoshJohnsonComedy now I went with you're on everything because just once I want someone to complain "it's your and not you're". Then I can say. That's not what yhe other guy said, can you're group get together with your group and work it out and tell everyone from there. All this cross correcting is throwing us all off and it's you're your faults.

  • @robindoucette9711
    @robindoucette9711 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Oh my God, I am completely home by myself and laughing out loud like a crazy person. For real my favorite comedian!

  • @willsx2
    @willsx2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Josh is so funny. I love the way he tells stories,his timing is great.

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes his timing is great... except when he hits the 1 & the 3 on the clicks. 😂

    • @willsx2
      @willsx2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@themaggattack🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @halhewell7769
    @halhewell7769 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Handsome, charming, intelligent- my husband and I love this young man. Keep it up, Josh.

  • @candigirl62
    @candigirl62 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    As a person who has a knee click from a fall this was hilarious. I hate walking fast it’s like echolocation. People can know exactly where I’m at and where I’m going they just follow the click . I was shocked that being in your 30s could feel like this 😂

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      The 30s are a humbling experience, to be sure. The most humbling thing since the 20s.

    • @TonksTheFool
      @TonksTheFool 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I'm almost 31, and used to crack like a glowstick just getting up when I was in my 20's. I'm one fall away from becoming a clicker.

    • @theletterm8865
      @theletterm8865 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      i have a knee click too ... but i'm not even 20 yet so i'm. not sure where that gets me lmao

    • @JulieeEliz
      @JulieeEliz 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@TonksTheFool
      Ditto!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍🏼

    • @robynvanhorn
      @robynvanhorn 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      My jaw clicks when i eat
      So it sounds like im chomping on my food.

  • @lolasmom6489
    @lolasmom6489 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Nothing like being able to always confidently hit the LIKE button for Josh before you watch.

  • @chadhumbert1791
    @chadhumbert1791 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Dude is soooo comfortable on stage 💯

  • @tutinn_
    @tutinn_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    "Can i borrow a couple dollars till i get paid" is the most relatable ish ive ever heard 😂😂 because i too know some guys from high school who have CHOSEN to be dealers and yet have hmu to borrow money! 😂😂😂

  • @HazelwithaZ
    @HazelwithaZ ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This feels like classic Josh and also an elevation of his style at the same time. He's an artist.

  • @reubenlee6438
    @reubenlee6438 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    This has to be in his top 10 best routines. Each story was so well timed and worded perfectly. These were masterful jokes from a well seasoned comedian. He's in my top 5 best comedians this year without question. Amazing stand up again

  • @ForZBirds
    @ForZBirds 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Always laughing until tears are flowing! Josh is so very funny & yes he needs a Netflix special. Now that he is on the Daily Show, perhaps the right people will see him & start getting this guy out there!

  • @dunwitch
    @dunwitch ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I can't believe how much this dude slays. SO gat-damn funny. Best young comic in the USA.

  • @robinedwards8796
    @robinedwards8796 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Josh, your comedy helps me not feel so much doom for a bit. I love that you put out such great content frequently. Keep gettin' it! ☺

  • @sullivanmaxwell6764
    @sullivanmaxwell6764 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Got some of the worst news of my life today, and I'm sitting here literally laughing out loud. Getting old and didn't think any naturally great comics were still out there. Josh be like Pryor Rickles and Hope all rolled into one amazingly funny guy who really knows the meaning of timing and delivery. Keep it up, Josh, we need you! ps, come to Seattle, please!

  • @rosemarywilliams9969
    @rosemarywilliams9969 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    There is no payroll! 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dieing❤ "you sell, you get paid" ...Life!

  • @nonyabidness5708
    @nonyabidness5708 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "That's not good foreshadowing"... how did this not get an amazing response? That was hilarious.

  • @jiloujensen2498
    @jiloujensen2498 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "You clicking on the 1 and the 3, everyone know it's bad" ahahah

  • @whatabouttheearth
    @whatabouttheearth 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    😂 the Orcas be like "South Sea Cetaceans, straight out of the benthic"

    • @roadlesstraveled34
      @roadlesstraveled34 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Omg I really saw and HEARD an orca gang do that while I was reading it😂 This comment hasn't gotten nearly enough likes.

  • @donnashomin357
    @donnashomin357 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Here I am a 65 year old white Republican conservative woman of Southern ancestry laughing my ass off. I love this guy my Grand daughter turned me onto to Josh. She just turned 13. Just shows we can and should laugh at ourselves and listen to all sides of every issue!

  • @andrewwebb604
    @andrewwebb604 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    This guy is becoming one of my favorite new comics.

  • @mfcurations
    @mfcurations 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    ..."so I moved my bed..." 🤣

  • @pri_shay_dior
    @pri_shay_dior ปีที่แล้ว +75

    That ick part reminds me of how no one ever truly talks about their "toxic trait". It's always something that's not really bad at all. Lol.

    • @Tamara-ju3lh
      @Tamara-ju3lh ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Haha yeah it's like the "what is your weakness" question in job interviews. No one really says what they suck at.

    • @gz5405
      @gz5405 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      “My toxic trait? I just love too hard🥺” - a psycho

    • @nikistevenson1550
      @nikistevenson1550 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@gz5405I was taught in school to always put a positive spin on "my weakness", so this comment does that perfectly. 😅

    • @ColdSprite
      @ColdSprite 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I laughed when he brought it up cause on my last date I dropped a cup of water and it landed on my pants and I just knew it was over. Lmao I didn’t even try to “win “ her over I seen it in her face 😂😂

  • @rebeccatomlin3916
    @rebeccatomlin3916 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I am peeing myself in laughter this is too good

  • @GOODINTENTIONS24
    @GOODINTENTIONS24 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love....how you give us live, new stand up every week! I look forward to this! Every time....lol
    You spoiling us Josh...
    Another great set!!💞

  • @elfari100
    @elfari100 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Low key story teller that finds funny everwhere, every day. Thanks for the regular dose of chuckles

  • @tareemacombs6525
    @tareemacombs6525 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I love Josh he is really that guy you wait for because he tells jokes with social media news! Honestly he never misses a beat just like the internet when they post memes and gifs😂 Keep going handsome

  • @nashse7en
    @nashse7en ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Bro you are relly good, the way that you change the subjects and keep the energy is flawless. Amazing performance.

  • @HavaWM
    @HavaWM หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Omg, I laughed until I cried. This was an amazing set. I can’t wait to watch you IRL!!

  • @clairlaa
    @clairlaa ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Literally the funniest man out right now!! 😂 usually I have one or two funny segments that I really like but since I’ve been watching all his videos, literally every segment he does is hilarious and a favorite of mine. Can’t wait until he has a show in North Carolina

  • @shmazpootaz4331
    @shmazpootaz4331 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Full Paul Revere" is wild XD

  • @lyndellrobinson3611
    @lyndellrobinson3611 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Gotta love Josh! "Ooh that tastes like work." 😂😂😂

  • @SaneKoi13
    @SaneKoi13 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I havent laughed that hard in so long *the plug joke got me crying

  • @teresasavi8821
    @teresasavi8821 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The Full Paul Revere - Josh’s special move 😊 😂. Great show. TY!

  • @sb-b3071
    @sb-b3071 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Just came back from 3 weeks away and have 30+ mins of Josh Johnson to watch and laugh my ass off 😂😂.
    Thank you Josh.

  • @yoshilulu2321
    @yoshilulu2321 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I'm at work laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes. My coworkers probably think I'm nuts 😂😂😂

  • @toma5153
    @toma5153 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Came here on a recommendation for the orca v. boat skit. The whole show was great. Glad I found this.

  • @ayamempress1579
    @ayamempress1579 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I know many have said it, but the comedic timing is too good.... imagine hanging on the edge of one of his grumble-pauses just before the punchline, it teases and sends me. The awkward pauses are hilarious too... we know its going left, but always more left than we think, lol. Like how can you be soooooo laid back in demeanour and full of energy at the same time. You bring us along for any story you have to tell and we are immediately, fully invested. I look forward to each installment you give and see you refining and improving your craft.

  • @D415h4n34
    @D415h4n34 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Great set Josh! Love that these get posted for us fans outside of NY🙌🏿

  • @CinemaLaHuerta
    @CinemaLaHuerta ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is a wild episode of hold up!

  • @khendamustafa8373
    @khendamustafa8373 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Josh Johnson should be the new host of The Daily Show.

    • @AllunderHispurview
      @AllunderHispurview ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He's already a writer for the show. Give him a chance, Comedy Central!

    • @cameronjadewallace
      @cameronjadewallace 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Good news, everybody... He's a correspondent now

  • @theblackrabbit2011
    @theblackrabbit2011 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Dude this was great. I spit my coffee on my desk. I appreciate you sharing your talents with us and giving us something to laugh at.

  • @dremillz3241
    @dremillz3241 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My new favorite comedian!!! His comedy style is awesome and the fact he stays up with current events is great!

  • @TheDragonRuler-
    @TheDragonRuler- ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Orca v Old Money is a trial I would pay money to see.

  • @leonessity
    @leonessity 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    "...I got a door in my room!" OMG!! I almost died laughing, when I suddenly had the epiphany that I've been looking at myself all wrong for years. I shouldn't be with someone who just watches me push on most any door, until I figure it out for myself.
    I should be with someone who pulls on doors, as often as I tend to push on them, so that way we both look like mental midgets who belong together, when we're out in public!! I could write a book about it and title it: 'Idiotic Equality as it pertains to a healthy, happy relationship.'

    • @solhaher9114
      @solhaher9114 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yess it’s so sweet

  • @nancyb.430
    @nancyb.430 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Bro JJ, the Ick and Click, almost gave me a heart attack 😂😂😂

  • @Lady.Thirteen
    @Lady.Thirteen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I love that he uses a different $5 word every set, just one, slips it in there. It’s beautiful and subtle.

  • @ra_bi_ah
    @ra_bi_ah ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I love that not only was I laughing because I push "Pull" doors at random, but also that I have an iron deficiency 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @therealdeal3672
    @therealdeal3672 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Always excited to find a new Josh Johnson set! Makes me laugh hard and then all of a sudden it ends so fast! More, more! 😂❤ 👏

  • @SushiPaiPai
    @SushiPaiPai ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The orcas part was just good.😂 Hearing that while being attacked would definitely make it scarier.
    Also, I kept remembering that orcas like to play with their food, which includes throwing them in the air and practically playing pass with each other. That coupled with the sounds...☠️😅

  • @karens346
    @karens346 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    It’s so great to laugh out loud. Love Josh.

  • @anitapallenberg80
    @anitapallenberg80 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Josh, I love you and your work so much! You're my favourite comedian and truly a blessing to this world! ❤

  • @sometimesising1016
    @sometimesising1016 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I needed this today, dude, thank you

  • @aick
    @aick ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Josh Johnson is so good he makes me want to visit NYC for the first time in my life. Well done dude, you're hilarious.

  • @maryelizabeth2751
    @maryelizabeth2751 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You are legit making my life better Josh. I’m going through a hard time so I watch one of your videos every single day, and you never fail to make me belly laugh! Thank you for bringing so much joy into the world!

  • @vs1399
    @vs1399 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The orca jokes had me out 😂😂😂. So silly I love it. Great work ❤😂❤

  • @gl1723
    @gl1723 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    @joshjohnsoncomedy
    I 💚LOVED💚 every moment of this! She's clickin' like Paul Revere! 😂🤣😂 OMG! That's not ok!
    My favorite comedians have the best thing in common...they laugh at their own jokes. You get the biggest smile! And I automatically smile back, duh! Thanks for the laughter! 💚

  • @sistersistera
    @sistersistera 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Josh, you are so funny. 😂 😅 😂

  • @jayvinwilliams8508
    @jayvinwilliams8508 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "youre sweet but you don't understand doors" lollllll

  • @adamaloof1334
    @adamaloof1334 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Dude you kill me every drop but this has been one of my favorites so far. Keep Killin bruh

  • @fawilliemontgomery9429
    @fawilliemontgomery9429 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Very talented, very funny 😂

  • @sophiamckenzie5173
    @sophiamckenzie5173 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I laugh till I was in tears he's really good 🇯🇲

  • @Stevestevestevestevestevesteve
    @Stevestevestevestevestevesteve 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This guy is great love his funnies😅

  • @myrealnameisnorhing458
    @myrealnameisnorhing458 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It’s crazy I found you like two months ago and I’ve watched every one of your shows. Favorite comedian hands down

  • @shanecampbell5100
    @shanecampbell5100 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m so glad I found you! You are so witty but the intelligence you have is impeccable!!!! I used to only watch Matt Rife but I now I listen to you both!!!!! Thank you for making me laugh ❤😂

  • @nitamckeethen6986
    @nitamckeethen6986 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    So so funny. Josh is simply brilliant.