Hi Friends, thanks for watching. Make sure to like and subscribe. I have shows coming up in Albany, Nashville, Raleigh, Austin, Buffalo and more. Tix at www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour
Shower sex is for rich people with rainfall showers and separate shower stalls and jacuzzi tub... the rest of us need to avoid going on disability by testing our bath mats.
Dude got a injury that required him to be tucked in by a homie lol. That right there is a friend for life, if they are willing to tuck you in every night and help you out of bed every morning.
My ex-husband and I bought a house from a retired lady who is going into an assisted living facility. There were three solid metal stability bars in our shower.🤣. That was the only time this was possible.
I've been disabled my whole life but only became a wheelchair user in the last 5 years. There's nothing quite like depending on another person for the most basic things. I spend most of my time bedbound and that "Heeeyyy!" Is too real 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My niece would make growling sounds as a baby. I didn't know this until my sister asked me to babysit her. I heard noises coming from the room that she was in and was too scared to go check it out. When the noises stopped, I peaked my head in the room. There was nothing except her. I told my sister the story. She laughed and said that was the baby. That's something _very important_ that you need to tell someone before you leave your monster-noise-making baby.
Did you ever get asked to babysit her again? Not to be rude, but if someone told me they heard growling noises from the room my baby was in and didn't rush in to save my baby I'd be pretty upset! 😄
My niece did the same thing and her little face was bruised from birth. The whites of her eyes was red from broken blood vessels. I had never had a baby scare me up until that point.when she started growling I woke my sister up and said sorry I ain't watching Rosemary's baby lol. Then my grandson woke up laughing like the dolls in haunted houses. I had my husband go to the crib with me. I had never seen a baby wake up laughing. Trust me when I tell you that when a baby wakes up crying it's a blessing lol.😅😅😅
@@radhiadeedou8286Right?!? The number of growling things that could suddenly appear inside a house and also harm an adult are few and far between, but basically anything bigger than a slug could harm a baby.
Somewhere out there, there is a dude telling a joke like "I told my friend my kid couldn't walk yet, just to get him terrified when the boy walked up to him with a creepy stare"
after I heard josh swipe off the "so high he thought he was a glass of orange juice" joke I have to doubt the legitimacy of anything he says but i still love him
"We need to talk about the small muscles!" I once pulled my back, pulling a small bag of produce out of a grocery bag that was sitting on the couch. I spent the next two days wandering around my house groaning like a Victorian ghost.
@@Cologram I used to be an alcoholic, which meant I just might fall down. I also work at a nursing home, so I knew what a shower fall could do. That's why I put three grab bars in a 6x6 bathroom, two in the shower, even though I was able bodied and 35. I don't drink now but I still use those bars. No interest in falling
I think the odds of falling might go up more than just double. Because there's your risk, your partner's risk and the additional risk because there's an extra person there with you.
The “keep your eye on the ball” segment is so relatable. As a kid, I was watching tv in my Cajun grandma’s living room, she’s reading the paper. She says to me, “baby, go look at the clock.” I get up, walk to the kitchen, look at the clock, come back to the living room, sit down, watch t.v. Eventually she says, “well, what time is it?” How the hell was I supposed to know? She didn’t tell me to *read* it, just to look at it, which is exactly what I did.
Yep. Watching this, as funny as Josh is and as much I love him, I kept thinking this would go in a different direction if this was a female comedian talking about how shower sex doesn't work.
I have always said that showering together is not anywhere near as good as it sounds for that exact reason! You’d need to have two separate shower heads at opposite angles or one of you is always wet and cold!
Thank you. LIke... women think it'sgood cuz they're in front. I'm in the back with soap in my eyes trying to thrust with a bathtub's width worth of wet footing while shivering. Is it the shivering that does it for them? Never again.
1000%, when I first tried shower sex I was like "I have been lied to and bamboozled" specifically I was lied to by Don Johnson, there's this scene from Nash Bridges that's been stuck in my head since I was 13
And no one tells you how important it is that you have the same relative hip height, or that HE’S the shorter one, or else he better be able to stay in a drop stance better than an Olympic wrestler!!!
I have heard your news and am so so proud of you. I know your Mother is beyond proud of you. I have been watching you and you are ready. I wish you all the best. Be safe.
And get your balls blasted with super hot water? I'll past. Done this multiple times and hated the experience. My lady and i leaned our lesson. Im too cold and she's too hot. 😂😂😂
Shower action is crazy 🤣 Showering together is fun though. Especially if you got a huge shower. Do not, I repeat, do not try anything with 2 in a tub because- Watch the video again 😂
😮 I'm glad you were there to get him the help he needed. Not that what happened is funny at all, but I do wonder if it would have happened without the activity you were attempting in such a stressful spot. Like which came (no pun intended) first, the chicken or the egg. Wish you both health and peace though. 💝
@@DanielleSamoneJohnson77from best we can tell it was the exertion. We had planned to go walk some trails that afternoon, so it could have happened then. Basically when was the exact right exertion going to happen.
I almost passed out in the shower a few times after kneeling down to give some attention to a one eyed monster. Low blood pressure from the hot water. Tunnel vision, hearing loss, THIS close to passing out. Lol
This was a great show in person! Shower bit had us dying of laughter. So great. If you are on the fence about getting tickets to a show, just do it. 100% worth it!
I think I can top everyone's shower stories. I once came close to drowning taking a shower in a hotel. It was back when my epilepsy was really severe and I was taking a shower instead of a bath per doctor's order. I felt a bit dizzy during the shower so I sat down in case I had a seizure. Next thing I know, I come to in a tub of water that had overflowed covering the bathroom floor with a couple of inches of water. During the seizure, I had somehow knocked the drain plug down into place, blacked out, the tub filled and overflowed. Ever since then the first thing I do at a hotel or new place to live is march to the shower and take out the drain plug and put it in another room:)
Omg that is terrible. I got injured getting dizzy in tub/shower but because I clumsy. I was taking shower and got overwhelmingly dizzy and nauseous. I kneeled down trying to avoid throwing up (my back was to faucet on tub). When I started feeling better I stood up too quickly. Top of my ass hit the bottom edge of faucet and sliced a long strip of flesh up by my crack. I don't do blood well. I see blood running down my leg and start to panic. I turn the water on cold and get woozy. I yelled out and my boyfriend came in and caught me right as I fell backwards passing out. He said my eyes rolled back in my head and I just went limp. So glad I didn't hit the tub when I fell back or my head probably would have cracked against tub.
Do you know what I find to be the most amazing thing about your comedy? In today's age of comedians cussing almost constantly in their effort to "be funny," you're up there slaying it without saying any cuss words. Keep up the great comedy!
I love every set, every joke of Josh. But this bit is gold. I have fallen out of the shower, not just in. Cleared quite a distance just two weeks ago. And if you like irony... One time, after another fall, i thought buying a bath mat would be the right move. Every time i moved an inch on that thing, it shot right out from under my feet, and i would fall even harder! WTF? Needless to say, i will never have sex in the shower. That will kill me for sure. And i don' t wanna die naked. That' s one of my goals in life.
The T-ball story got me! My youngest daughter tried so hard in every sport/activity you could think….. but alas she wasn’t so coordinated. Lastly we tried fast pitch softball. I learned she took things literally. So they put her as catcher. We explained “this plate is yours, protect it….” Probably not the best thing to say to someone who takes things literally. She became the most aggressive catcher I have ever seen! Other players began to fear her behind the plate. That was hers! You gonna have to play rent to cross that plate!
My girls play fast pitch too, since maybe 3rd grade, both in travel and varsity now but the aggressive catchers are the absolute best, that’s the personality/attitude you have to have for it =) hope she enjoys it!
I am so late to the party but I REALLY needed this tonight. What a work week so far & Joshy is the antidote. Thank you Josh. Come to Nor Cal please. North of SF
Hi Friends, thanks for watching. Make sure to like and subscribe. I have shows coming up in Albany, Nashville, Raleigh, Austin, Buffalo and more. Tix at www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour
Congrats on the new position on The Daily Show. No longer in the back rooms all day during rehearsal!! 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽🎉
Josh was disappointed recently 😔 and he owns a bathmat
josh i really gotta borrow $50 man seriously
Well polished and current, that man is a force on the rise. What a career to watch
@@medusareigns😂😂😢😂😢6
Also, sex on a beach is not as romantic as we’ve been told. Anakin wasn’t lying - sand gets everywhere
Mostly on a hot, muggy night
USA a towel. What's wrong with you? 😂😂😂😂
Did it once. One Urinary Tract Infection later I'm not ever doing that again.
obi wan’s squeeze was Mandalorian royalty - he smashed on the high ground
EVERYWHERE. 💀
I fell in the shower once, alone, and tried to grab the water for help. It did not help.
I love that you admit that. For me it was the shower curtain on a tension rod
😅😅😅
Learn to waterbend.
I don't understand why I am giggling so hard but at the same time not trying to wake up my bae
No help at all!! Lol
Shower sex is for rich people with rainfall showers and separate shower stalls and jacuzzi tub... the rest of us need to avoid going on disability by testing our bath mats.
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
There's no amount of money that will make a wet surface not slippery
Omfg 😅
Agreed.
Disability?
Dude got a injury that required him to be tucked in by a homie lol. That right there is a friend for life, if they are willing to tuck you in every night and help you out of bed every morning.
Well, almost every morning... 😄
@@korganrocks3995 It's the thought that counts
Homie’s not a friend at that point, he achieved a one way ticket into the family
You don't tuck your homies in? Next you're going to tell me you don't kiss them goodnight. 😂
That slow-mo close up from the side view right after he said: "WHOAWAW!" 💀 Made it seem like such a thoughtful and poetic interlude! 🤣
Yes, the camera is so awkwardly cinematic, I keep thinking this is a febreeze commercial
I snorted so hard 🤣🤣🤣
Phenomenal editing tbh
Those eyelashes tho.
@joelleweetjewel9948Yeah, it looks like Josh is slowly losing it with the audience's laughter😂
My ex-husband and I bought a house from a retired lady who is going into an assisted living facility. There were three solid metal stability bars in our shower.🤣. That was the only time this was possible.
😂😂🎉
@@DD-vf9ow She hasn't been retired all her life. That's why she had them installed 😂
Good on that lady! What a life!
Too much work. Bed.
That’s funny but I totally see your point!
I've been disabled my whole life but only became a wheelchair user in the last 5 years. There's nothing quite like depending on another person for the most basic things. I spend most of my time bedbound and that "Heeeyyy!" Is too real 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hi dear, I don't know you but you got this! Sending warm days and happiness your way.
The perk is shower chairs and grab bars 😝
Hi 5 very nice
😊😊😊
This made me think of Louis cks bit about the wheelchair in the pharmacy window.
I like the zooms on Josh’s face like he’s a great philosopher of our time
Isn't he though?
He definitely is
😂
1:54 Those towel racks pull out of the wall pretty easily. 😂
😂😂
Without grabbing them as you're falling on your ass.
“If I fall during shower sex, I better die” 😂
My niece would make growling sounds as a baby. I didn't know this until my sister asked me to babysit her. I heard noises coming from the room that she was in and was too scared to go check it out. When the noises stopped, I peaked my head in the room. There was nothing except her. I told my sister the story. She laughed and said that was the baby. That's something _very important_ that you need to tell someone before you leave your monster-noise-making baby.
Did you ever get asked to babysit her again? Not to be rude, but if someone told me they heard growling noises from the room my baby was in and didn't rush in to save my baby I'd be pretty upset! 😄
My niece did the same thing and her little face was bruised from birth. The whites of her eyes was red from broken blood vessels. I had never had a baby scare me up until that point.when she started growling I woke my sister up and said sorry I ain't watching Rosemary's baby lol.
Then my grandson woke up laughing like the dolls in haunted houses. I had my husband go to the crib with me. I had never seen a baby wake up laughing. Trust me when I tell you that when a baby wakes up crying it's a blessing lol.😅😅😅
Lol kids are terrifying
So you thought there was something dangerous in the baby's room and instead of rushing in to make sure she was safe you waited outside?
@@radhiadeedou8286Right?!? The number of growling things that could suddenly appear inside a house and also harm an adult are few and far between, but basically anything bigger than a slug could harm a baby.
I love the intense dramatic closeups followed straightaway by "If i fall during shower sex, i better die" 😂
Somewhere out there, there is a dude telling a joke like "I told my friend my kid couldn't walk yet, just to get him terrified when the boy walked up to him with a creepy stare"
I knew I couldn't be the only one🤣
"Even if you got the bath mat." 😂
Those suction cups are a lie
Josh Johnson on stage, all cute and well-spoken, but his stories are just HAY LADIEZ I AM A DISASTER. 😂
I CAN FIX HIM
@@Boops1111the pussy is therapyyyyy 🎵 💀
... It's so relatable
He so cute
The problem is? Lol
.... sounds like Josh is speaking from experience on this.... lolol
And he's clicking the whole time
Nah, you ain't grabbing that towel rack. Those small screws aren't supporting your weight. You gonna rip that right out the wall....or so I've heard.
@@DrHDoofenshmirtzphd😂, telling on yourself like this is crazy
@@samreddig8819 Lmfaooo
after I heard josh swipe off the "so high he thought he was a glass of orange juice" joke I have to doubt the legitimacy of anything he says but i still love him
Congrats on finally becoming a correspondent on The Daily Show, Josh! 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
I was surprised, but then I was like “Actually, that makes sense.”
And doing a great job!
I thought he's been writing for them since before the pandemic.
@@bardnightingale You are correct.
loved his Sesame Street bit.
"We need to talk about the small muscles!" I once pulled my back, pulling a small bag of produce out of a grocery bag that was sitting on the couch. I spent the next two days wandering around my house groaning like a Victorian ghost.
"Right ass" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
One of my favorite jokes to make for quite some years. Thanks for immortalizing it in a much funnier fashion than I ever could.
CONCUSSED!!!! 😂😂
😅😅😅😅😅
I don't know anyone that can get away with the pacing you have, Josh.
You've really got the audience.
If I can’t even take a shower by myself without slipping then another person will just double the risk and casualty levels
@@Cologram I used to be an alcoholic, which meant I just might fall down. I also work at a nursing home, so I knew what a shower fall could do. That's why I put three grab bars in a 6x6 bathroom, two in the shower, even though I was able bodied and 35. I don't drink now but I still use those bars. No interest in falling
I think the odds of falling might go up more than just double. Because there's your risk, your partner's risk and the additional risk because there's an extra person there with you.
@asafoetidajones8181 Dude, me too. If I dropped soap or shampoo my head would explode trying to bend to get it. Glad those days are behind me.
"What in the Boss Baby is going on?" LOL
The “keep your eye on the ball” segment is so relatable.
As a kid, I was watching tv in my Cajun grandma’s living room, she’s reading the paper. She says to me, “baby, go look at the clock.” I get up, walk to the kitchen, look at the clock, come back to the living room, sit down, watch t.v. Eventually she says, “well, what time is it?” How the hell was I supposed to know? She didn’t tell me to *read* it, just to look at it, which is exactly what I did.
Some fluids don’t mix well together. What women naturally produce and water don’t mix. You will have a weirdly dry feeling.
Yes
You’re washing off all the good stuff
YES
Yep. Watching this, as funny as Josh is and as much I love him, I kept thinking this would go in a different direction if this was a female comedian talking about how shower sex doesn't work.
Years ago I heard it described as feeling like the inside of a balloon lol.
One of you is always freezin'.
This shit. I'd rather be warm and alone than naked and afraid together
Men can't be cold with a pair of tiddies right in front of them. It's physically impossible
I have always said that showering together is not anywhere near as good as it sounds for that exact reason! You’d need to have two separate shower heads at opposite angles or one of you is always wet and cold!
Thank you. LIke... women think it'sgood cuz they're in front. I'm in the back with soap in my eyes trying to thrust with a bathtub's width worth of wet footing while shivering. Is it the shivering that does it for them? Never again.
Or the shorter one is always drowning with the water straight to the face
His delivery of the word "concussed" had me lolling
My grandma always said, “ God only gives you one body, you better take care of it!” I’m 60 now and wish I had heeded her words lol
Even til this day me and this girl laugh about how we almost died in the shower trying professional moves
I noticed you said this girl. She took the out? Lol 😂
@@superbiaantthey separated f buddy’s that always looked for better partners 😂
as someone who's in their early 20s and body is falling apart [for me bc of a genetic defect] I died laughing at that part 😂 too relatable LMAO
1000%, when I first tried shower sex I was like "I have been lied to and bamboozled"
specifically I was lied to by Don Johnson, there's this scene from Nash Bridges that's been stuck in my head since I was 13
So fuggin true 😂😂😂 it was a totally dangerous rip off
And no one tells you how important it is that you have the same relative hip height, or that HE’S the shorter one, or else he better be able to stay in a drop stance better than an Olympic wrestler!!!
The opposite part of the slippery tub problem in shower sex is that water isn't a lubricant 🤣
Conditioner can be
@@samanthavanscoder9536 i don't think they make conditioners with vaginas' ph levels in mind
@@samanthavanscoder9536 ouch???
Okay that's not right; you got to WARN somebody about the first five minutes - cause I think I HURT something laughing so hard!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😊
I laughed snorted coffee through my nose 😂😂😂
Was it your right ass?😂😂😂
@@kmampa😂😂😂
I had a handicap bathroom, so there were safety rails and a bench! That was my favorite place to hit it!
He said "energy" instead of "injury" and perfectly kept going with the sentence as if he meant to say that 😂 1:30
I have heard your news and am so so proud of you. I know your Mother is beyond proud of you. I have been watching you and you are ready. I wish you all the best. Be safe.
He’s getting confident enough to riff between jokes and is killing it 😂🙏❤️
2:40 that dramatic angle at the strangest moment lol
It’s gotta be to rub in how long his eyelashes are. 😂
So much fresh content and it hits every single time. Josh is such an underrated performer right now. He's amazing.
😂 "OOOOOOOO! OOOOOOOO! CHAIR!!" Got me😅
"Still got good knees, good hips..." 😂😂😂💯💯💯😂😂😂
When he said "sound it out" and started screaming "OOOOOOOO!!!" I had to pause for a few minutes because I was CRYING LAUGHING and couldn't stop. 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😅
That got me good
I love when comics make themselves laugh.
“Anything with porcelain…that’s too freaky for me” ahahahahaha 😂💀
“Hopin you don’t slip and accidentally do somethin good”
That Christian line got me!!😂😂😂😂
Wow, the quality 👏 the laughs. The Tuesday funnies. The suction cups will not save you 😂 love the opening scene !
8:01, even if he was known to be walking...that's possessed, that's creepy killer vibes 🤣
Shower together… save water 💧
Yes, apply the conservation method
I’ve never been this down bad 😭😭😭
And get your balls blasted with super hot water? I'll past. Done this multiple times and hated the experience. My lady and i leaned our lesson. Im too cold and she's too hot. 😂😂😂
This only works if you share the same showering conditions
That's what my dad taught me.... Right before earth day. I was in first grade. I told the whole class.
Boy got tucked in by another grown ass man, after he messed his shit up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I've been there
Still can't stop laughing about that scenario
Were you in the military? I've been there, too. Lol
I AM SCREAMING. That “woah woah waaaahhhh” HAD ME and everyone. 😂😂😂 The sound alone is enough… 🤣🤣
The new cinematography choices are gold!
The fact no one knew that kid could stand but Josh is so eerie!
It kinda sounds like the kid wanted to impress Josh, or keep a new cool thing he learned a secret for fun.
He was trying to go after the parent who had just left
Josh speaking from the heart on this one 😂❤
Also shout out to whoever edited this one. The slowmo shots are cool. 💯
It's not just about slippiness. Showering together means that one person is always standing shivering out of the warm water.
Yes
The person laughing the loudest just had this happen lol
Thanks, look forward to your videos!
Toni Braxton made the black community wanna do this. That unbreak my heart mv scene had us all in a chokehold
Dude I'm brown and that scene made me feel like I'd be so sexy with just some water on me.
Looking forward to the day, Josh goes international and comes to UK! 🇬🇧. This had me in tears😂
Shower action is crazy 🤣
Showering together is fun though. Especially if you got a huge shower. Do not, I repeat, do not try anything with 2 in a tub because-
Watch the video again 😂
My husband and I had shower sex and he had a heart attack. (I saved him) True story. Happened last year. So I know for a fact they could be deadly.
😮 I'm glad you were there to get him the help he needed. Not that what happened is funny at all, but I do wonder if it would have happened without the activity you were attempting in such a stressful spot. Like which came (no pun intended) first, the chicken or the egg. Wish you both health and peace though. 💝
@@DanielleSamoneJohnson77from best we can tell it was the exertion. We had planned to go walk some trails that afternoon, so it could have happened then. Basically when was the exact right exertion going to happen.
I almost passed out in the shower a few times after kneeling down to give some attention to a one eyed monster. Low blood pressure from the hot water. Tunnel vision, hearing loss, THIS close to passing out. Lol
I can be having a bad day but Josh always makes me laugh and not take it too seriously.
Your comment about porcelain... and "but I was raised a Christian"... was hilarious. Excellent, sir. :)
Simply put, what people do in X-rated movies don't work in real life.
The greatest lesson one can learn when it comes to that subject: separate porn from real life.
Counteroffer - I will just get better at shower sex
@@moralityisnotsubjective5
I sense a distinct lack of strength, flexibility, endurance, imagination and adventurousness.
Hitting your head on the towel rack ends any sexy time. 🤣
Especially the scenes when they're speaking!
I love to see a Louisiana brother winning
Yo ass need to do a show down here but it's all good
This was a great show in person! Shower bit had us dying of laughter. So great. If you are on the fence about getting tickets to a show, just do it. 100% worth it!
"Don't neglect the small muscles" mentions one of the largest muscles in the body
the whole shower thing is very contingent on how much space you have
and whether or not there’s a bench
😂😂@@napajwolf13
@@napajwolf13and support bars
And grab bars. Universal design for the win.
Hence the rich people showers
Thanks!
Two words: rubber bathmat.
Okay, I spoke too soon. Guess my suction cups were safer!
I’ve only seen one shower in person that a couple could legitimately use together with zero issues. For the rest of us poor people, no dice
I think I can top everyone's shower stories. I once came close to drowning taking a shower in a hotel. It was back when my epilepsy was really severe and I was taking a shower instead of a bath per doctor's order. I felt a bit dizzy during the shower so I sat down in case I had a seizure. Next thing I know, I come to in a tub of water that had overflowed covering the bathroom floor with a couple of inches of water. During the seizure, I had somehow knocked the drain plug down into place, blacked out, the tub filled and overflowed. Ever since then the first thing I do at a hotel or new place to live is march to the shower and take out the drain plug and put it in another room:)
Omg that is terrible. I got injured getting dizzy in tub/shower but because I clumsy. I was taking shower and got overwhelmingly dizzy and nauseous. I kneeled down trying to avoid throwing up (my back was to faucet on tub). When I started feeling better I stood up too quickly. Top of my ass hit the bottom edge of faucet and sliced a long strip of flesh up by my crack. I don't do blood well. I see blood running down my leg and start to panic. I turn the water on cold and get woozy. I yelled out and my boyfriend came in and caught me right as I fell backwards passing out. He said my eyes rolled back in my head and I just went limp. So glad I didn't hit the tub when I fell back or my head probably would have cracked against tub.
Josh's parents and family ought to be proud
God bless that kid "soundin' it out" in his own way 🤣🤣🤣
I love him so much, he cracks me up every time, I'm so happy he is on the Dauly Show.
His cadence reminds me so much of Donald Glover when he talks.
Do not watch this at work. I repeat. Do not watch this at work. 😂😂
This enchanting young man is absolutely, wonderfully, hilarious!
Do you know what I find to be the most amazing thing about your comedy? In today's age of comedians cussing almost constantly in their effort to "be funny," you're up there slaying it without saying any cuss words. Keep up the great comedy!
You say this on a video entirely about sex lmao
Shower together AFTER! If u must
Before! Lol 😂
My son was 7 months & walking & that used to freak people out. 😂😂😂😂
What are these dramatic closeups lol you tryna make us fall in love 😻
🤣🤣
😂😂😂I get so excited every time I get a Josh Johnson Notification 😂😂👍🏽👍🏽😂😂
This guy is hilarious! I look forward to all of the updates. Amazing career ahead. 💛
I live for these uploads
He is just so charming
TRUTH! LAY DOWN PIPE! 🤣😂😭😭👑❤️🔥🔥🍾🥂
The fact that who ever falls will definitely take the other out with them...the treachery ! Unforgivable 😂
Tee ball is classic. I love it. That and the sound it out!😂
I love every set, every joke of Josh.
But this bit is gold.
I have fallen out of the shower, not just in. Cleared quite a distance just two weeks ago.
And if you like irony...
One time, after another fall, i thought buying a bath mat would be the right move.
Every time i moved an inch on that thing, it shot right out from under my feet, and i would fall even harder!
WTF?
Needless to say, i will never have sex in the shower.
That will kill me for sure.
And i don' t wanna die naked.
That' s one of my goals in life.
Oh Josh with the production value this week!
The T-ball story got me! My youngest daughter tried so hard in every sport/activity you could think….. but alas she wasn’t so coordinated. Lastly we tried fast pitch softball. I learned she took things literally. So they put her as catcher. We explained “this plate is yours, protect it….” Probably not the best thing to say to someone who takes things literally. She became the most aggressive catcher I have ever seen! Other players began to fear her behind the plate. That was hers! You gonna have to play rent to cross that plate!
My girls play fast pitch too, since maybe 3rd grade, both in travel and varsity now but the aggressive catchers are the absolute best, that’s the personality/attitude you have to have for it =) hope she enjoys it!
Love his authenticity 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣@ everything but the glute story KO 🤣
Thanks!
I am so late to the party but I REALLY needed this tonight. What a work week so far & Joshy is the antidote. Thank you Josh. Come to Nor Cal please. North of SF
I was so conflicted during this set. I'm like do I laugh or do I feel bad?? 😂
I'm so glad someone has said it! Shower sex is the worst
😂I didn't even hear the video and I automatically hit the LIKE THUMPS UP😂😂
Hilarious!
Loved every line.
I laughed EVERY single line of the segment😂😂😂😂😂.
Couldn’t stop