Escaped Convict Caught! - Misplaced Male Confidence - Josh Johnson - Comedy Cellar - Standup Comedy

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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  ปีที่แล้ว +1032

    Hi Friends!! We’re almost at 100k subscribers!! Thank you all so much for supporting me!! Hope you enjoy this video and just a reminder about my shows in Chicago and Brooklyn coming up!! Go to my site for tickets

    • @lwandlezondi9658
      @lwandlezondi9658 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I m in South Africa,hope one day you come through,will definitely bring my whole family to your show.

    • @Kagome12987
      @Kagome12987 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's a damn shame you're not past a million. You are beyond brilliant. I feel like I think a thought and you spit it out verbatim how it's in my head on stage. Delightfully creepy!

    • @TheDylls
      @TheDylls ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Canadian fan here: I'm about to get aggressive...
      Unless I just haven't found the information - in which case I apologize profusely - I am PISSED...
      That I still don't see a link where we can just send you a few bucks personally (other than subbing to your Patreon)!!
      I don't know what a ticket to The Cellar costs, but I owe you at LEAST that much by now.
      You're one of the most entertaining and witty comedians in the game right now, and I get to see so much of it for free on TH-cam?! Doesn't sound fair to me...
      P.S. Sorry for getting so aggressive 🇨🇦❤️🇺🇲

    • @rushfan1970
      @rushfan1970 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I love you so much, Josh!! You're too funny & so brilliant!! 👏🏼💯💖

    • @MadMage1993
      @MadMage1993 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Love your delivery and laid back attitude. As someone also born and raised in Louisiana, hope there are big things for you!!! This "backwoods kid" is rooting for you!!! Go, Josh!! Go!! ❤

  • @izzaanimates9041
    @izzaanimates9041 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +393

    “Was he in between two blades of grass?” 😂😂😂

  • @zeniascreativespace3890
    @zeniascreativespace3890 ปีที่แล้ว +1961

    I love how in his description of the fugitive, the guy gets progressively smaller and smaller 😂

    • @mairarodriguez1525
      @mairarodriguez1525 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😂😂😂

    • @thisishiztorybaby
      @thisishiztorybaby 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Watch the whole vid just to see how small he ended, off this comment.. Accurate

    • @bernieheartdragon1888
      @bernieheartdragon1888 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      It's like the opposite of a tall tale. Like the reverse Paul Bunion.

    • @CosmicBeing538
      @CosmicBeing538 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Went from the dog had his whole head in his mouth to him hiding between 2 blades of grass 😂

    • @natalienelson8681
      @natalienelson8681 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Now that you pointed it out, I’m laughing even harder.

  • @catalinarondini6235
    @catalinarondini6235 ปีที่แล้ว +3142

    Bruh that scream response to “he was in my parents’ back yard”, fucking mood. Y’all know you’d have the same reaction if you saw a man had escaped from prison nearby and then SAW A STRANGER IN YOUR BACK YARD!

    • @JB-bm1to
      @JB-bm1to ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I almost peed myself laughing at that reaction 😂

    • @Taricus
      @Taricus ปีที่แล้ว +128

      That part seriously cracked me up too 😂 --but dude! There was this escaped murderer that people were looking for. I think he escaped in a different state and he had murdered at least a few people--like a serial killer or something. I just kept seeing his face on the news, cuz they kept talking about it and I didn't think much of it. Then, later, some guy messaged me on grindr and was all being like, "What's up?" "You want to hang out?" and I looked to see who was messaging me and I was like @_@ It looked like him and I was like, wtf?! So, I didn't respond and then googled the news story and it seriously looked like this serial killer dude... He messaged again and was like, "Look, I'm just down on my luck right now and need a place to stay for the night... Is that cool?" and I didn't respond LOL! and then he went "Can I come over right now?" I still didn't respond...
      I thought I was just being paranoid, because the prison wasn't even near where I live.. I seriously think it was in the next state over or something, but I wasn't taking any chances.... Three days later, he was caught in my city... It was him the whole time, trying to get me to let him come over.... 😳 That creeped me the hell out.. like getting goosebumps and chills when I found out he really was in my town.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@Taricusoh my gosh calm down man 😅
      How would he have had a phone?
      Plus if he's been away for that long, his account would have been deactivated.
      Also this is just a pet peeve but can ppl just reply to messages out of common decency pls? Just politely say you're not interested rather than reading and ignoring their messages.

    • @Taricus
      @Taricus ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TCt83067695 it's easy to get a phone. He also escaped with someone else. He can make a new account. and nah, i'm not required to respond to a serial killer lol or to anyone for that matter. especially if their initial message isn't hello....

    • @LezbollahMothra
      @LezbollahMothra ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lmaooooooo both the audience’s + Josh’s reaction to that had me on the floor laughing, incredible set

  • @NextToToddliness
    @NextToToddliness ปีที่แล้ว +631

    "He little, and he was here.' - there's your one sentence horror story 😂

  • @rinpaisys
    @rinpaisys ปีที่แล้ว +797

    “He was in the my parents’ back yard”
    WHAT ARE THE CHANCES

    • @RoarinRoots
      @RoarinRoots ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He was caught a little over half mile from my home

    • @philliptrotter9660
      @philliptrotter9660 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      I mean from where he escape from the chances are pretty high. Unless you mean what are the chances that she was in the audience and was connected to the incident, then chances are definitely smaller.

    • @kwullums
      @kwullums 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i think one of them is a rapper or something

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Six degrees of separation.
      Makes sense.

  • @mimij5015
    @mimij5015 ปีที่แล้ว +1549

    The way Josh said "little". 😂😂 The prisoner is 5ft, 120 pounds. "Little" is accurate AF.

    • @iridiumSerpent
      @iridiumSerpent ปีที่แล้ว

      I could punt this dude to Jupiter 😂

    • @monishaaraj6614
      @monishaaraj6614 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      I am 5 ft and this is devastating to me

    • @brandonWilliams-yr4re
      @brandonWilliams-yr4re ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@monishaaraj6614you’re also not a prisoner

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@monishaaraj6614 why? because that's news to you?

    • @callmecharlie99
      @callmecharlie99 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      I'm 5'2 and I've only met one adult male who is shorter than me. Ironically enough, he was my HS's quarterback (we weren't good) 😅

  • @ItsBooToYou
    @ItsBooToYou ปีที่แล้ว +974

    Dude, that convict was close to every fucking location I was at in the duration of his escape. Every day they’d update the location, it’s where my job was sending me. Like yup, today is the day I die 😂

    • @SolaceMcfly
      @SolaceMcfly 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      your job was in on it

    • @svadilfari644
      @svadilfari644 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

      He in the back of your car 😭💀

    • @tanisha.r.thomas
      @tanisha.r.thomas 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Did they carry insurance on you?🤔

    • @ricileigh88
      @ricileigh88 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Glad you lived to tell the tale. 😊

    • @paulorganisation1
      @paulorganisation1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Love is a beautiful thing😢😂

  • @stilltainted922
    @stilltainted922 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +175

    "he was in your parent's baCK YAAAAARDD?!!?!?!" got me so weak

  • @orphanelf2590
    @orphanelf2590 ปีที่แล้ว +1457

    "Just to make the story feel full" is such a great hidden gem of a line, had me dying!

    • @SeeStuDo
      @SeeStuDo ปีที่แล้ว +44

      His throw away lines are golden.

    • @Barbarossa-heir
      @Barbarossa-heir ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@SeeStuDotrue, this shows how smart he is .

    • @Cheese_crackers
      @Cheese_crackers ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Idk I was like ok I get it he short ... anything else?

    • @kellawiki
      @kellawiki ปีที่แล้ว +2

      11:39

    • @patriciapeters7604
      @patriciapeters7604 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can you explain? I don't get it 😭

  • @leesmac404
    @leesmac404 ปีที่แล้ว +1339

    YOU HAVE TO keep this “in the news” stand up going because it is like nothing out there. You comin with new shit every time and WE LOVE IT!!!!

    • @magicknight13
      @magicknight13 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yesss totally agree!!

    • @directiveme7592
      @directiveme7592 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      wheres waldo with ur life on the line! dont f up!

    • @erinpatterson9543
      @erinpatterson9543 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yesss!!! I love how he tells stories!

    • @AdaraAhab
      @AdaraAhab 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yasssssss

    • @theflowerhead
      @theflowerhead 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      For real.

  • @afrieea
    @afrieea ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Him backing up trembling then screaming at 2:30 almost killed me 😭😭🤣🤣 it was so accurate for the new information

    • @purrehype
      @purrehype ปีที่แล้ว +63

      “Let me tell them…OOOH”

    • @privateprivate5302
      @privateprivate5302 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Legit heebeejeebies

    • @LuckyBones77
      @LuckyBones77 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Never heard this man raise his voice like that, took me out 😂

    • @user-ki1vd3ti8j
      @user-ki1vd3ti8j 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@LuckyBones77😅😅

  • @AstarteWhispers
    @AstarteWhispers 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +485

    THE SCREAM THAT HE SCRUMPT 💀

    • @natalienelson8681
      @natalienelson8681 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      SCRUMT! 😂dead

    • @imaginelovepeaceandhappine3281
      @imaginelovepeaceandhappine3281 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      HA!!! I’m so mad at you right now. I had to look at your profile because of the SCRUMPT. Is SCRUMPT the past tense of scream? If so, I’m really mad at you I was not expecting that. 😂, ❤it,😊

    • @shamelessstacib7351
      @shamelessstacib7351 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🍋

    • @user-ki1vd3ti8j
      @user-ki1vd3ti8j 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😅😅

  • @suzandouglass5241
    @suzandouglass5241 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    Storytelling is a lost art. This guy is a GREAT storyteller. Funny too.

    • @tarzina
      @tarzina หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      he reminds me of Ron Shock who was also a great storyteller!

  • @link1117
    @link1117 ปีที่แล้ว +1168

    Josh is always on point. The constant little jokes had me dying

    • @rocioiribe5841
      @rocioiribe5841 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It was a little rapid fire 😂

    • @bertilhatt
      @bertilhatt ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "He little."

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Absolutely correct! He's too quick for me sometimes, and I have to back it up and rewatch

    • @donnawheeler6283
      @donnawheeler6283 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean 'little convict' jokes?! Had me rolling!

    • @vsen9218
      @vsen9218 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg I was in tears, it was sooo funny!!

  • @scottbutler5421
    @scottbutler5421 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    Josh, look up the escaped prisoner in STL. Dude got the 2 guards to take him to the hospital... no handcuffs... no shackles... one of the guards went to use the restroom ... and the other guard FELL ASLEEP.
    He was out for over 8 hours...

    • @NikkiRichNYC
      @NikkiRichNYC ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😂😂😂

    • @ekdaufin1485
      @ekdaufin1485 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So THEIR short man dissing made THEM lax.

    • @scottbutler5421
      @scottbutler5421 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ekdaufin1485 no.
      It was a guy that escaped.
      I never said he was short

    • @denisemcdougal6445
      @denisemcdougal6445 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Someone (2 people) need new employment opportunities

  • @ThePeteriarchy
    @ThePeteriarchy ปีที่แล้ว +252

    I love that he had that one last "OH" to let out when he heard the girl in the crowd saying the convict was in her parents' backyard. He was so overwhelmed he couldn't let it all out at once lol. Fr we'd all have the same reaction, that's some scary shit lol

  • @Kagome12987
    @Kagome12987 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    I'm 4'9½ and I always felt like it would be a bit easier for me to evade the po simply for my ability to hide. I'd still be caught for sure, but it might take them longer. Hiding in weird places has saved my life numerous times. I live in the south with aggressive crazy men so you have to run and hide sometimes.

    • @rushfan1970
      @rushfan1970 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Understood, & sorry you've had to live that life, but yeah as someone used to being "invisible" to many, I can relate. Stay strong, & remember small is mighty!💪

    • @Kagome12987
      @Kagome12987 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@rushfan1970 Thank you! It's all good. I get some great stories to tell my grandcats. There is a great saying of : I'm delicate. . . like a bomb, not a flower. It also helps to be raised by veterans of war and red heads. Takes me a while to snap but when I do. . . . . I've taken out college football players, and not out on a date! I'm far less wild now and running and hiding is now my go to now. Being "invisible" can be a great boon! You get to hear everything! No one has more information about everything, then the invisible people. Information has more value then almost anything. I hope you have a wonderful day/evening!

    • @JB-bm1to
      @JB-bm1to ปีที่แล้ว +62

      What's the craziest place you've hidden in? My 4'10 bestfriend got in the damn DRYER once and my soul left my body when she popped out!

    • @Vancev99x
      @Vancev99x ปีที่แล้ว +41

      My gf fits in suitcases and clothes hampers. And thats not something you wanna find out after a double into a graveyard shift. She hopped in a box for a tall stepping stool once you think i would learn but the intervals she pulls pranks... i just live waiting for her to pop out... I'm convinced she was created by the personification of DEMON TIME sent here to torment me! 😅

    • @rushfan1970
      @rushfan1970 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Kagome12987 Thank you, you are just amazing, thank you!!💖💪🤟🏼✌🏼

  • @melaniehall8848
    @melaniehall8848 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    That smile is contagious

  • @sheltonalexander6785
    @sheltonalexander6785 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    Man, bro out here dropping brand new quality material every other night.

    • @butchbaker68
      @butchbaker68 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Right!!

    • @_Woo
      @_Woo ปีที่แล้ว +10

      His special bout to be 2 days long

    • @l.harper6097
      @l.harper6097 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Facts! I’m convinced he just has a comedy club in his house! lol

    • @taylor75663
      @taylor75663 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For real. Is he on tour or something. I constantly see content from him.

  • @MLiesel
    @MLiesel ปีที่แล้ว +129

    2:28 The response to “he was in my parents’ backyard” is AMAZING.

  • @ot7stan207
    @ot7stan207 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Josh has now replaced my evening news hour.

    • @growingoaks
      @growingoaks ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean your evening propaganda hour? 😂 If you willingly watch the news in 2023 where we know for a fact the news is propaganda, that’s wild. You’re a rare breed tbh

    • @deedeesaidso5910
      @deedeesaidso5910 ปีที่แล้ว

      ikr

    • @angelique7250
      @angelique7250 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly 😂😂😂

    • @ysmithriley
      @ysmithriley 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Frfr‼️🤣🤣🤣

    • @jadedone6900
      @jadedone6900 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Josh is now how I get my news and it's what I've been missing in my life. Pirate tries to set a tourist on fire in San Francisco... see Josh for details. 🤣

  • @rubyslippers6716
    @rubyslippers6716 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    He handles interruptions FLAWLESSLY

  • @JB-bm1to
    @JB-bm1to ปีที่แล้ว +435

    Josh is becoming my favorite comedian. 😂

    • @cruxmind
      @cruxmind ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fax 😂 since his debut, his delivery has me rolling every time

    • @grlegrl
      @grlegrl ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh my god SAME!!

    • @magicknight13
      @magicknight13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here!!!

    • @garylee4315
      @garylee4315 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Liked him before he was cool

    • @lesleyd2448
      @lesleyd2448 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      💯💯

  • @marlasinger1808
    @marlasinger1808 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    The way you said IN YOUR PARENTS BACK YAAARRRDDD😂😂😂😂

  • @exhaustedhomo7059
    @exhaustedhomo7059 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    homicidal thumbelina out there in these ppl’s backyard and they’re like Oh The Doors Are Locked MF HE’S LITTLE HE CAN GO THROUGH THE KEYHOLE GET UR SHIT TOGETHER

    • @Vespertinemarmalade
      @Vespertinemarmalade 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      "homicidal thumbelina"🤣🤣🤣

    • @nomadqueen1111
      @nomadqueen1111 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂

    • @lizabee484
      @lizabee484 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      This killed me almost as much as Josh’s set about the guy. God that was some funny shit

  • @AnastasiaPlantlegs
    @AnastasiaPlantlegs ปีที่แล้ว +235

    For anyone curious, he's about 5 feet tall. My height, to give extraneous details. This dude is my height. And lemme say we can be fast and elusive. One time I won a game of hide and seek by hiding in some ferns

    • @jhart1127
      @jhart1127 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      " we can be fast and elusive" 😂😂

    • @missus2416
      @missus2416 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I almost thought you were talking about Josh 😭😂

    • @Acinnn
      @Acinnn 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Reminds me how clever I felt when, during hide and seek, I hid under the table but back enough so I wasn't visible when you go by and it worked!

    • @jadedone6900
      @jadedone6900 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣🤣 Chucky!! lol

    • @reneep388
      @reneep388 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂😅

  • @JungleJuliaDP
    @JungleJuliaDP ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Josh could pull up on me on a busted bike, and I'd be leaving with him on his handlebars. Nothing beats cute AND gut-splittingly hilarious. Idc. 😂

    • @wiljanhopeable
      @wiljanhopeable ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Right! He is a cutey!!

    • @JungleJuliaDP
      @JungleJuliaDP ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @katelynbrown3404 cone sorbet is really weird. Lol. And don't get me me started on that man's SMILE! 😫

    • @shannonwestley6895
      @shannonwestley6895 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me too!! Present 👋❤😂

    • @Iamhere829
      @Iamhere829 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Same..if there’s a 6’3 dude with a million dollar and Josh…I’d still choose Josh.. he’s my comfort human 😭

    • @terdragontra8900
      @terdragontra8900 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm a guy and I agree, his smile is the best

  • @MrOuest
    @MrOuest ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Every time he says 'he little' the funnier it gets. F*ckin' hilarious.

  • @volumecontrol7434
    @volumecontrol7434 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Good recovery as woman in audience stole your story line ❤

    • @user-bc6bq7tn2y
      @user-bc6bq7tn2y ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Can you imagine having to sit on a "he was in my parents backyard" info??? We'd all do the same fr. He handled it perfectly too

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Ya, I can't blame her for speaking up about it. Idk if I could have held that in, and I'm super annoyed when audience members try to pitch in

  • @elsvaughn7959
    @elsvaughn7959 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    The confidence... it never fails to shock 😂

  • @henryjohnson8661
    @henryjohnson8661 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Bro idk if you remember me, my name is Daniel Johnson my first name is Henry but we used to hang out in high-school with Jacob Menache, riding around in that red Toyota Corolla. With Jacon and Mali. in Alexandria Louisiana. It's so cool to see you up there bro. Keep killing it much love! Proud of you bro bro.

  • @shayboogie3682
    @shayboogie3682 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    “Don’t go on your run because he could be In your pants leg when you return…” is… about the best excuse I have heard for not exercising 😅😂🤣

  • @TheeIntrepidTaurayon
    @TheeIntrepidTaurayon ปีที่แล้ว +67

    JOSH!!!!! That reaction was EVERYTHING!!!!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have never seen or heard him so Excited

  • @saborokichannel4946
    @saborokichannel4946 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    When he screamed and backed up when he said "they was in your parents backyard?!?!?" Lol oh my goodness ... I am absolutely bingewatching these I can't believe like how greatful I should be and am like basically this happened on the other side of the world and like I get to enjoy it ! Thank-you so much for uploading !!!! This feels to good to be free lol

  • @TheGbelcher
    @TheGbelcher ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I have two German Shepherds that I bought from a police and military breeder. Believe me, catching a little person on the run would be the Super Bowl for them. They would enjoy that way too much.

    • @squee599
      @squee599 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I mean I have a French Bulldog and she LOVES kid, cyclists, runners, anyone going fast. She would have a field-day chasing a short guy on the run and she's in no way trained or even remotely obedient lol.

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Last week my Uber driver and I talked about how funny you are... Keep kickin' ass, Josh... SO great.

  • @maleturtle4040
    @maleturtle4040 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Hey Josh I hope you see this, Ive been a fan for a while and I just realized how far your confidence seemed to have boosted. I hope you can be proud of yourself for getting to where you are! Youre my favorite comedian and I hope things are going well for you!
    Peace and love from North Carolina ☮️✌🏻

  • @AnnaAnnaTT
    @AnnaAnnaTT 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Josh Johnson you bring a HUGE smile to my face - I love what you do - you are unique and utterly amazing.

  • @carlaaxelson6338
    @carlaaxelson6338 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Josh has the best smile

  • @mikecrecordingandmusic6594
    @mikecrecordingandmusic6594 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    I’ve honestly come to believe that you should be the host of the daily show. You’ve gotten that good!

    • @tangoangel2782
      @tangoangel2782 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes!!

    • @cloefauna
      @cloefauna ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OH WHAT . . . 💥🔥⭐️

    • @Anil18834
      @Anil18834 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yessss!

    • @BrendanCalliesComposer
      @BrendanCalliesComposer ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That would be a waste of his talent

    • @Yodalemos
      @Yodalemos ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Huh? The Daily show is nowhere near this quality. I want him to get Daily show bags though.

  • @ruyijingubang582
    @ruyijingubang582 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Josh should be famous famous, this is a definition of underrated, dude just woke up and decided to drop 10 hours of material in 10 minute clips

  • @sherryboswell4388
    @sherryboswell4388 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Josh you have become one of my favourite comedians. I just think you are hilarious! Can’t wait to see you live.

  • @alexisrose3836
    @alexisrose3836 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    😂😂😂 The scream is exactly how I felt when she said that. That is exactly how I would scream if I saw him in my backyard🤣

  • @marcevanstein
    @marcevanstein ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Just such a genuine comedic energy. You must be great live, because it feels like you really invite the audience in to what you're saying.

  • @christinah6532
    @christinah6532 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Josh is how I stay up to date on current events. This man kills it!

  • @M1ManOwaR
    @M1ManOwaR 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The description of the dogs' excitement sent me!

  • @thistodo
    @thistodo ปีที่แล้ว +39

    to me, this audience interaction explains Josh so much

  • @Kcali111
    @Kcali111 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The walking part lol 🐤
    and the manhunt dogs reaction ❤
    🚲, love your range of comedy.

  • @Katiedora122
    @Katiedora122 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Ngl, it kinda reminds me of the Boston bomber being found hiding in a boat in some guy's backyard because was also a smaller dude (and only a mile from my house, but at least 20 minutes given traffic time, which still wasn't reassuring during a lock down).

    • @CatyBee
      @CatyBee ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What always amazed me about that was that the cops told the WHOLE city to go inside.... And y'all just.... went inside. Can you imagine that working in Providence or Philly? It's like y'all were like, 'nah, fam, we remember the revolution - we're gonna go ahead and sit tight for a minute while these cops do what they need to do. '

    • @Katiedora122
      @Katiedora122 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CatyBee Lol, I think some of the timing helped it, too. The marathon was on Monday, we spent 3 panicked days talking about nothing else, and then the lock down happened first thing Friday when we all needed a break. I knew at least a few people who just went to work anyway, but I think it would have been different had the weather been nice or if it was already the weekend. And I'm not sure about Providence, but I imagine Philly would have just joined in the search haha

  • @sarimira
    @sarimira ปีที่แล้ว +33

    He needs to be on the daily show! He's always on top of the news and always entertaining!

  • @JoyStLouis-xm9wo
    @JoyStLouis-xm9wo ปีที่แล้ว +76

    😂😂😂 G-sus Josh! The confidence it took to attempt that pivot from the escaped convict to Leroy the Lothario! Man, keep bringing these hits!

  • @jennymarie4803
    @jennymarie4803 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Almost feels weird to change the subject now but I'm gonna try" is a great comedy tactic

  • @BrooklynJPakathi
    @BrooklynJPakathi ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Josh is literally writing and delivery fully fleshed performances in real time. all hits no misses.

  • @thenativegamer4053
    @thenativegamer4053 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    “He little.” Is gonna be in all the times that guy gets roasted forever

  • @purodeathcore
    @purodeathcore 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    this man genuinely might be my new favorite comedian

  • @sparky4194
    @sparky4194 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    one of the best and smartest story telling comics around.

  • @CharlieApples
    @CharlieApples 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    This reminds me of when I was an autistic child in Florida public school in the 1990’s and lost patience for it around age 8, I was constantly trying to escape just to aimlessly wander the streets, I painstakingly destroyed a section of chain link fence by stealing one piece of wire tying it together every day at recess until there was a hole in it big enough for me to fit through when nobody was looking, and it didn’t take long, because I was little

  • @ultimumpower
    @ultimumpower ปีที่แล้ว +48

    LOLOLOLOL, imagine the cops coming to your house and your like "yeah we havent seen no murderer but theres like this weird doll someone threw out back." Her parents werent scared, just went and put the child locks and baby proofing stuff around the house.

  • @HazelwithaZ
    @HazelwithaZ ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "Confidence is not a meritocracy." 🤯

    • @DrunkComments
      @DrunkComments 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We really think it is some days though!❤ *Kardashians and other celebrities...

  • @cas4040
    @cas4040 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I followed this story for weeks with my friends. Teenie houdini. It was so funny, but it really isn’t. It was just so hilarious and so many jokes to be made. They found out he changed his shoes. I mean, the set ups! 😂😂

  • @rxbeckett
    @rxbeckett ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I haven't laughed as hard as I did when you said "the chain broke" since April. My stomach hurts. I fuckin needed that. Thank you.

  • @Morgaine
    @Morgaine 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I love it when Josh can't keep a straight face. 😊

  • @shanetaylor761
    @shanetaylor761 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I went through the same emotion drop where I was kinda rooting for him and then I heard what he did. Really took the fun shawshank vibe away. He was on the run for a while too. The most terrible people always got the best luck lol.

  • @xgreydovex
    @xgreydovex ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The Daily Show is blessed to have you as a writer.

  • @MeghanMakesaComment-st1st
    @MeghanMakesaComment-st1st 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:08 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the little killer walk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Moe-Talks
    @Moe-Talks 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    between the informant and the little murderer 😂 😂 😂

  • @sandyt4597
    @sandyt4597 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You make me wonder what you were like as a little boy. Were you able to get away with things with your humor? Your storytelling skills are great! Your facial expressions, hand gestures, just everything, makes me, literally, laugh out loud. You are truly a bright spot in my day. 🤣🤣🤣❤

  • @deedeesmexilife861
    @deedeesmexilife861 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    He is the prettiest boy man child ever! I absolutely adore his wit, and how he pulls his stories together 🎉🎉🎉❤

  • @DblTap317
    @DblTap317 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Josh never disappoints getting funnier all the time

  • @Dustyfogz
    @Dustyfogz ปีที่แล้ว +23

    My dude.... I love your frigging segue lol. You're absolutely hilarious

  • @LadyJanae1
    @LadyJanae1 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Always hilarious! I love to see him laugh at his own jokes. Great smile!

  • @dimestorepoet
    @dimestorepoet 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Honestly I think this might be my favorite bit of yours. I replayed your scream about 50 times.

  • @HappyStar441
    @HappyStar441 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Oh can’t wait! My favorite comedian on a very, very local subject. Yippee!

  • @lindat9522
    @lindat9522 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You are so funny!!! I saw you on the Daily Show and laughed so hard!! Your delivery is amazing. 😂😂😂😂🎉

  • @PotooBurd
    @PotooBurd 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    ⭐️ This Is A Timeless Masterpiece ⭐️

  • @microwraptor4774
    @microwraptor4774 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    always watching as soon as the video drops!! its amazing how you keep the energy going no matter what

  • @dommaxie4084
    @dommaxie4084 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    There’s nothing like someone randomly being able to validate one of your crazy unbelievable stories 2:32 😂

  • @CountGremlin
    @CountGremlin ปีที่แล้ว +28

    As a short king i do admit we gotta Naruto run just to catch up with tall people 😂😂😂

  • @OwlishGeorge
    @OwlishGeorge 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hands down one of Josh's best shows. No doubt!

  • @dusty8261
    @dusty8261 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    We use to climb the walls in my grams hallway the way that escapee did. She would come around the corner my cousins and i would all be up near the ceiling lmao

    • @InAHollowTree
      @InAHollowTree ปีที่แล้ว

      We used to _try_ to do that when I was a kid, but core muscles were not strong in my household.😂😂

    • @Erica-en2qz
      @Erica-en2qz ปีที่แล้ว

      My sister used to climb the doorjamb in our house and sit up towards the top with her legs stretched across to keep herself up. She did it at our babysitters house too, which drove our sitter crazy. We used to say she was climbing the walls 😂 That video brought back memories!

  • @GabrielCsaba
    @GabrielCsaba ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's almost scary how good this guy is.

  • @MsAshleyCulp
    @MsAshleyCulp ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love the jilted segue 😂😂😂

  • @angelaglaros
    @angelaglaros 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You’re such a good storyteller!

  • @JessicaC-x4v
    @JessicaC-x4v ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Josh, thanks for another gem! I love seeing a fellow Louisiana expat doing good! Hopefully see you in Seattle soon!

  • @solarpixiejournals
    @solarpixiejournals 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Damn, I just discovered you a few months ago and I think you are amazing. You are such a talented comedian.

  • @HYMC868
    @HYMC868 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Bro I love seeing how you have evolved. Stage presence,confidence and overall presence on 100 bruh. The little murderer noise you make killed me lol

  • @mimij5015
    @mimij5015 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I keep watching this! News stories and over confident men stories should have big segments of a show. ALWAYS masterfully told. 😂

  • @hopeiswherethehomeis9606
    @hopeiswherethehomeis9606 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This is really funny. I live in Pennsylvania and apparently my uncle (alcoholic and isolated but not a bad dude; it's more like he married early, had a divorce, and it went downhill from there,) called my mom, normaly a thing he does once a year on her birthday, to make sure she was okay. He wasn't, in fact, near either of us. But it's sweet that he checked.

  • @JessicaWagner-wz9cf
    @JessicaWagner-wz9cf 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've watched this multiple times. It's one of my favorites of yours!

  • @CyborgDrummerOnBass
    @CyborgDrummerOnBass 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So good. I hope you have as much fun preforming as I do watching. Keep killing it

  • @crystalhazer7246
    @crystalhazer7246 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I've never seen a comedian be soooo excited about an audience member speaking up about a topic being talked about. 😂

  • @kathyheavner3585
    @kathyheavner3585 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You are so much fun to watch 😂😂😂❤
    I hope God blesses you in all your endeavors ❤

  • @roadlesstraveled34
    @roadlesstraveled34 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That's "my" jail. I used to go there... I was on the women's block, it's the only block that had a cage over it; the men's blocks needed a cage. The yards are just triangle concrete dinky little things. The helicopter was going over my house, it was so crazy!

  • @cmichellesummers
    @cmichellesummers ปีที่แล้ว +10

    On point! And, how weird the small criminal ran through an audience members parents' backyard! Creepy.

  • @pearl9184
    @pearl9184 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I was listening to just the audio while cleaning. Hilarious!

  • @ConservativeHippie001
    @ConservativeHippie001 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This dude is definitely one of favorite newer comedians.

  • @Zman44444
    @Zman44444 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:39
    I love that “ooo” he gives. I love Josh Johnson

  • @WaypointOverland
    @WaypointOverland ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Never heard of you but youtube suggested a clip. I've been binge watching your work for the last two hours and just subscribed. Refreshing to hear a "thinking" comedian. Break a leg.

  • @53v3n_L1v3z
    @53v3n_L1v3z ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That was some electric boogaloo shit 😂