Marisha's Honey Heist | Critical Role RPG One-Shot

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  • @simsamsammie
    @simsamsammie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5897

    Matt's "I'm so proud of my wife" energy is so strong

    • @JohnSmith-zf3yk
      @JohnSmith-zf3yk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What else is he going to be proud of? A wasted song on a shitty expansion of an even shittier game? There's a reason more than half of blizzard has left Activision+Blizz.
      Blizzard's dead. Sold their souls and the brains behind their studio have long since left(Even before the dumbass, 7 month old comment I'm responding to). HS/WoW are activision property now, which makes their worth less than shit.

    • @mondelsson
      @mondelsson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +574

      @@JohnSmith-zf3yk weird reaction but ok. Glad you got that out of your system.

    • @BlinkingTwin
      @BlinkingTwin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +579

      @@JohnSmith-zf3yk Sir, this is an Arbys

    • @Kaneisdawicked
      @Kaneisdawicked 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@JohnSmith-zf3yk ummmh wtf?

    • @fey9915
      @fey9915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@JohnSmith-zf3yk I bet you look exactly as you sound :D

  • @ErynIsNotPurple
    @ErynIsNotPurple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2851

    I imagine Keyleth telling this as a bedtime story to Vex and Percy's kids

    • @kloeebanks5113
      @kloeebanks5113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      I’m actually crying it’s too pure!!

    • @xp_generic6284
      @xp_generic6284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      “Let me tell you the story of how Trinket planned a heist. A honey heist. Oh also a bear wearing a bowler hat is in it”

    • @josied2009
      @josied2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      As a person who has watched the one shot for the wedding, little vesper would love that story

    • @aimeepollock2943
      @aimeepollock2943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Josie D I have a feeling Vesper would try to invite these guys over for Trinket’s birthday.

    • @jacobdavis5722
      @jacobdavis5722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Afterwards they're talking to each other about if it really happened and one of them spots Trinket sneaking past their door carrying a pot of honey and he winks at them. XD

  • @thejohnhopkinscompany9599
    @thejohnhopkinscompany9599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    "Started out as a bottom man, now I'm a top man."
    "Worked his way to the middle mostly."
    "Middle man."
    "Top of his field as a middle man."
    "Top of the middle."
    "Worked his way from the bottom."
    "Started from the bottom, now we at the middle man."
    "Top of it."

    • @JubioHDX
      @JubioHDX ปีที่แล้ว +27

      this part had me laughing way harder than it shouldve by the end😭😭😭

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@JubioHDX I think laughing hysterically IS the appropriate response 🤣

  • @PaleoRAS
    @PaleoRAS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3689

    When life gets you down, just remember; we live in a world where a quintet of grown-ass men can sit around a table, wear ridiculous hats, pretend to be four bears and a honey badger trying to pull off a great honey caper, and go on a wacky adventure with one of the grown-ass men's new wife at the helm.

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @27:00 Brian is cast as baby driver 😱😍🤣👏👏

    • @tamato5745
      @tamato5745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@princessblazena such an underrated comment 😂

    • @N3KR0SiS_YT
      @N3KR0SiS_YT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      from 2020 here to say yup

    • @JohnSmith-zf3yk
      @JohnSmith-zf3yk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks for that piece of wisdom. I didn't know if I make a quarter-to-half a mil annually, I too can also start a business to profit off my hobby and live the high life.

    • @WilliamSt.Clair1399
      @WilliamSt.Clair1399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not only that she supplied them said ridiculous hats

  • @Deity091
    @Deity091 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1958

    Is it just me or does Liam look like one of the four main criminals from every heist movie

    • @Titoichi1986
      @Titoichi1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      He's channeling his inner Joe Pesci

    • @Theology.101
      @Theology.101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It's cause he is

    • @kiddo6393
      @kiddo6393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I mean the way he says "of course I am" when designated The Brains...

    • @hammeroftyr
      @hammeroftyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He's the embodiment of every 1960's Irish henchman who's in way over his head.

    • @ansleybailey9133
      @ansleybailey9133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, so much

  • @Avistew
    @Avistew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2000

    Marisha: Waffle, you're the Hacker.
    Me: Doesn't sound like that will come up much
    Taliesin: *proceeds to "hack" things for all of his actions in the entire game

    • @szrsplaythroughs
      @szrsplaythroughs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      i was sooooo glad that Tal got that role XD

    • @chrisrudolf9839
      @chrisrudolf9839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Reminded me of a running joke in the hilarious short series Humans & Households from ZOE. In that series, fantasy characters in a D&D world meet for game night and play a RPG in which they are mundane characters in the real world (without knowing much about it). The rogue plays a hacker and has no idea what computers or electronics are, so he constantly tries using his "hacking" skill on things that definitely can't be hacked. The reoccuring catch-phrase "hacking doesn't work that way!" kept playing in my memory when watching Taliesins shenannigans.

    • @phoenixdzk
      @phoenixdzk 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Taliesin in every game: I'm gonna take this stupid ability and use it so well that the whole damn game hinges on its application

  • @h0lly_blue
    @h0lly_blue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2127

    17:20
    Matt: :)
    Marisha: "Trinket..."
    Matt: >:•(

    • @Iamthecrazyone
      @Iamthecrazyone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Beautifully accurate lol. Matt's Trinket impressions are always adorable.

    • @LadyStarflower
      @LadyStarflower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Sam and Liam immediately burst into smiles and had to hide them, everyone loves watching Matt get so quickly into character

    • @lethargicbobhope
      @lethargicbobhope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Iamthecrazyone Is it an impression if he is Trinket?

  • @scouttyra
    @scouttyra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1876

    "Don't move! Humans can only see movement!"
    Careful Sam, your Nott is peeking through.

    • @CathrineMacNiel
      @CathrineMacNiel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      "It's very true... But I can hear you though. you should take a bath!"

    • @mondelsson
      @mondelsson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@JohnSmith-zf3yk oh ok, I get it. You're just looking for an argument. Good luck with that my dude. I look forward to seeing what comment you've replied to next!

    • @JohnSmith-zf3yk
      @JohnSmith-zf3yk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mondelsson My dude, you need a girlfriend or a hobby or somethin'. I'm but a wee man on the internet. I haven't nearly scraped the surface of trolling enough to earn this level of dedication from an anonymous stalker. :P

    • @h0lly_blue
      @h0lly_blue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@JohnSmith-zf3yk weird flex but ok - why are you so angry? do you need a hug or something?

    • @JohnSmith-zf3yk
      @JohnSmith-zf3yk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@h0lly_blue Gonna give your offer a hard pass. Some little gun-shy douchebag deleted his comments that I responded to.
      Move along, you're only getting half the picture and I honestly can't even remember the details on why I bashed 'em so hard besides that they earned it. :P

  • @TommyHellsing
    @TommyHellsing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2635

    Now in my head canon Keyleth wanted to play Bunion and Flaggons, but no one would let her, so she went out in the forest and played with some bears. Who happened to have done the heist.

    • @Darthmechas
      @Darthmechas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      TommyHellsing I WANT THIS ANIMATED

    • @felipeparra551
      @felipeparra551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Darthmechas ditto! 😙💓

    • @worstghosthunting3466
      @worstghosthunting3466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      YES

    • @alexandercross9081
      @alexandercross9081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Alternatively Auntie Keyleth is baby sitting, and the kids won't sleep unless there's a story

    • @Kasino80
      @Kasino80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alexandercross9081 Vesper's gonna be a druid/rogue.

  • @lukewoodge
    @lukewoodge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4307

    If Marisha does another Heist, they should be cats, with Matt as Frumpkin

    • @WingedWyrm
      @WingedWyrm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Milk heist?

    • @redheadedtyrant6458
      @redheadedtyrant6458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      I feel Liam should be frumpkin

    • @Zombiekiller707
      @Zombiekiller707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Ha! I feel like that would have me laughing in tears!

    • @jamako732
      @jamako732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Great idea! Cat Heist would be awesome :D

    • @yehudagreenfield2272
      @yehudagreenfield2272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Kitty caper

  • @Contrerasj1337
    @Contrerasj1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    Marisha: “I’ll give it to you based off of shitty English language”
    Talesin: “That’s how I get away with everything in my life”
    Never change Talesin, never change.

  • @Sizzox
    @Sizzox 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    Trinket talking to Vex: *Fluffy Teddy bear*
    Trinket talking to other bears: ”Right, listen up losers, we’re bout to swipe some honey”

  • @alphabet222222
    @alphabet222222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1300

    Matt looks so cute and mortal and powerless when he's on the other side of the table awww

    • @apharys8921
      @apharys8921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Azlo The Great Mostly because the source of his power is covered.

    • @stevenbrown5246
      @stevenbrown5246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      The DM screen was the only thing keeping Taliesin from sapping Matt's power

  • @chrisgatton621
    @chrisgatton621 6 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    That whole bottom-top-middle conversation was pure GOLD.

    • @MorganBondelid
      @MorganBondelid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      timestamp because it's genius 21:30

  • @AyoKarrr
    @AyoKarrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Marisha:”I wouldn’t recommend jumping off any cliffs”
    Oh Marisha you would be the best one to say that wouldn’t you

    • @maddywheeler791
      @maddywheeler791 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "Speaking from experience "

  • @retcr876
    @retcr876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    The interpretation of hacking
    “HE CAN SEE THROUGH THE SMELL?!”

  • @ArdanTheHalfDragon
    @ArdanTheHalfDragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1015

    "I'm so glad I married you."
    Not sure why, but this made me laugh and 'awww' at the same time.

    • @ellerealyay1293
      @ellerealyay1293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      FoolishAnonymous
      When was that?

    • @MalakithSkadi
      @MalakithSkadi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Whilst reading out the lock code.

    • @mikeforgie1147
      @mikeforgie1147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FoolishAnonymous time stamp?

    • @second0banana
      @second0banana 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Mike Forgie The lock code starts at 3:06:25 ish.

  • @TheThirdSilence
    @TheThirdSilence 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1471

    My favorite goddamn line of the night: "Alright, here's a question: How do you spell Sunkissed? And I can't read."

    • @dylandriver9942
      @dylandriver9942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Robert Hora

    • @BlackRockRenegade
      @BlackRockRenegade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      1:02:53 for your reference

    • @josiemcmillan5012
      @josiemcmillan5012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It’s amazing how much Waffle IS Caduceus

    • @Banquet42
      @Banquet42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "There's nothing wrong with being vegan, I can get just as much protein from bamboo and I don't have to kill an innocent ani-"
      "You killed a cow back there!"

  • @keikoscorner4176
    @keikoscorner4176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    I love how Matt is playing Trinket, lol! "No one eats the gnome! She will destroy you, trust me."

    • @Peter_Cordes
      @Peter_Cordes 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah, that was great. And also factually true. Bears can get away with poking a hornet's nest, but not this (or any) level 20 war cleric, even if she's without her armor and weapons.
      OTOH, Pike probably loves animals like most of Ashley's characters do. If a bear tried to eat her, she'd probably have fun wrestling it into submission. If she had her gauntlets of ogre power on, her Str score (19) matches a bear's, and she's proficient in Athletics for a +10. Or +7 without her gauntlets which is still plenty.
      But if a bear tried to steal from her, then mama Pike would have to teach a lesson. Which might start with Guiding Bolt up da butt, Spiritual Weapon, or Flame strike. Or Hold Monster if they're lucky.
      Even without spells, she can grab a stick or any improvised weapon and make 2 attacks per round (with action + bonus because war cleric) for 2 chances to hit bear AC11 and do 2d8 extra weapon damage (divine strike). Actually that works with unarmed strikes, too, so she can literally punch bears into submission with the divine power of her bare fists.
      For defense, she's resistant to bludgeon/piercing/slashing from non-magical attacks (level 17 war cleric: Avatar of Battle) and has 172 HP, so even in street clothes she would have no problem surviving several rounds of 4 bears attacking her even without casting Heal.
      And Trinket's seen how she typically deals with enemies (who usually weren't furry animals.)
      In terms of how this translates to Honey Heist mechanics, falling off a cliff might not kill bears, but sufficiently angering Pike might! Or at least put you into full bear after a round or two.

  • @greigclement9081
    @greigclement9081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1783

    If Vox Machina animated series is eventually sold as a dvd, I reckon an animated Honey Heist would be a great bonus extra.

    • @athenearosa
      @athenearosa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      YES! Where's a petition to get that made as an extra along with Grogs one shot and the Perc'ahalia wedding? Heck if theres a kickstarter for it I would pay for that since I missed the kickstarter for the series.

    • @kendrickwhite7104
      @kendrickwhite7104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Along with Search for Grog/Bob one shot.

    • @athenearosa
      @athenearosa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kendrickwhite7104 YES!

    • @Rztro1544
      @Rztro1544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kendrickwhite7104 and the Darrington's Brigade

    • @lethargicbobhope
      @lethargicbobhope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@athenearosa I imagine if they tried to crowd source any sort of animated project it would be overwhelming again. You would def be in good company.

  • @MassiveFoot29
    @MassiveFoot29 6 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    Never in my life did I realise that I needed a one shot of a gang of bears

  • @murlend8455
    @murlend8455 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2146

    Marisha's Vex is spot on

  • @gretahealy8217
    @gretahealy8217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    "Panda's they're... fighters, not lovers" slipped right under the radar but deserves so much kudos

  • @Jorge-jg2jh
    @Jorge-jg2jh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    @26:20
    Marisha: Cookie, you're the brains of the group
    Liam: Of course i am
    That's when i knew i was in for a treat with this One-Shot

  • @rachelporter-chastain6067
    @rachelporter-chastain6067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1427

    I found the phrase "Percy's Boom Boom tube" so much more funny than I should have.

    • @lmj2823
      @lmj2823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Rachel Porter-Chastain oh no I started wheezing coz of that lol

    • @cormorantcolors6791
      @cormorantcolors6791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That reminds me of our home game. Our thing is that we HATE WELLS. We went to the store (later dubbed “the boom boom shop”) and met one of our favorite npcs named Boom Boom man. He’s a pimply teen that has the classic “I dropped my retainer in the fryalator” voice, and sold our gnome (who I believe he thought was a child???) boxes and boxes of explosives.

    • @hasthehighground8560
      @hasthehighground8560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Boom Tube, I know Taliesin is immortal but I didn’t know he was a New God

    • @AnInkStick
      @AnInkStick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Probably because it can refer to a couple of things with Percy

    • @kelseylogas1580
      @kelseylogas1580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All i can think of is Matt saying "Phrasing!"

  • @MrBombsrfun
    @MrBombsrfun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    I think my favorite part was when those kids thought Vegas was a ferret and Brian's response was "I'm not a ferret you little shit. Have some Carnage"

  • @twobakedpotatos
    @twobakedpotatos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1011

    Someone tell Taliesin Jaffe to wear bowler hats more often.

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Tal has worn every kind of hat possible over the last few millennia, that's why he's so excited to wear 2 at a time, that's new for him, and we all know ancient beings love anything new 😌😊😘🤣👏👏

    • @franciscoborjaescobarsuare5802
      @franciscoborjaescobarsuare5802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You know Matt and Taliesin met doing cosplay stuff
      iirc in Matt's between the sheets he said about him cosplaying sephiroth and Tal cosplaying the riddler

    • @Lunarcheese72
      @Lunarcheese72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly of the hat choices, I dare say the fez on Sam works the best of them all.

    • @benjiammin
      @benjiammin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Check out Batgirl: Spoiled he plays the Riddler

  • @khadijasaltaccount2921
    @khadijasaltaccount2921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    0:34
    Sam: "I forgot to write an Ad for Marvel Puzzle Quest"
    Matt:
    [Looks at Sam]
    [Looks down at paper with text right in front of him]
    [Looks at Sam]
    [Looks down at paper with text right in front of him]
    [Looks at Sam]
    [Looks down at paper with text right in front of him]

    • @wintersibrun768
      @wintersibrun768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      QHAHAHAHAHAH THE WAY HIS EYES SPEED UP

    • @SeoulExploration
      @SeoulExploration 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And then his facial explosion after Sam's first "Marvel Puzzle Quest."

    • @christiandeepe6414
      @christiandeepe6414 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Legitimately this is one of the funniest parts of this episode

  • @XxSircampsalotXx
    @XxSircampsalotXx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1516

    Why is Matt Mercer as Trinket the Bear so fucking badass.
    Also, Liam fucking killed me with that voice. I laughed every time he talked.

    • @DetectiveLance
      @DetectiveLance 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Because Matt Mercer was on the fucking dice and he's amazing XD

    • @lukewoodge
      @lukewoodge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Which would you say you like better, Grog as Trinket or Matt as Trinket?

    • @Tammys_tunes
      @Tammys_tunes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The hat made it so much better

    • @Ailieorz
      @Ailieorz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Coming from Jersey I wouldn't be surprised if it was based on someone he knew

  • @NamelessFacelessWhoa
    @NamelessFacelessWhoa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1271

    Marisha’s Vex voice is truly terrifying. When she and Matt have kids they’re gonna be actual doppelgängers

    • @jakelevinson7802
      @jakelevinson7802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I know right

    • @hammeroftyr
      @hammeroftyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I mean. They *are* voice actors.

    • @guyperson7487
      @guyperson7487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@hammeroftyr no way, impossible

    • @CaptPhiI
      @CaptPhiI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It just sounds like generic female British to me...

    • @drystofiscalio7545
      @drystofiscalio7545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@CaptPhiI Which to be fair was Vex from Laura so yeah

  • @DarthRioBarbossa
    @DarthRioBarbossa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    1:24:35 Favorite moment so far: Matt Mercer the Player making a dumb decision, and Marisha Ray the DM almost making him pay for it. The look of realization on Matt’s face as he yells “NONONONONO” is just PRICELESS!

    • @DarthRioBarbossa
      @DarthRioBarbossa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Nope nope, I take it back, favorite moment is 3:05:27 and everything that follows.

    • @Omariclay
      @Omariclay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      she went easy on him

    • @johannfunn6962
      @johannfunn6962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Commenting to boost because this is such a golden moment lol

  • @joekc7114
    @joekc7114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Matt knows he couldn’t survive a one shot so became the one character they couldn’t let die! And it saved him XD

  • @deckssays
    @deckssays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    seeing liam and talisen share a backstory makes me want them to share a backstory in an actual campaign sometime.

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Liam had backstory with Laura in campaign 1, and Sam in campaign 2, so there's a chance he will have backstory with Tal for campaign 3😁😎😊

    • @DParkerNunya
      @DParkerNunya ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@princessblazena Weirdly, his backstory is with Marisha, while also not being with Marisha

  • @harrydavid6070
    @harrydavid6070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +933

    Watching this two years later, and hearing Sam apologise for the length of his Ad segment... oh boy, how times have changed.

    • @BRHency
      @BRHency 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The Nord VPN ads are at a whole 'nother level

    • @lethargicbobhope
      @lethargicbobhope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@BRHency I was just about to say this. To the 1 year old post. lolol

    • @Kfaircloth13457
      @Kfaircloth13457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's gotten crazy lol

    • @oopsie3415
      @oopsie3415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I second this after 2 more years. Riegel digivolved into something we were not prepared for

    • @DParkerNunya
      @DParkerNunya ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He had an ad last for months, he's grown stronger since this

  • @remavpralb7414
    @remavpralb7414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    when Matt flicked that cigarette after they scared those kids, his "nononono!" reaction is of a man that was so caught up in being a player her forgot that there are consequences for your actions.

  • @YamiKit
    @YamiKit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "How do you spell 'Sun Kissed'? And I can't read."
    My favorite line of the whole game.

  • @Jelboo
    @Jelboo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    I had so much fun with this. Tal as the hacker bear was pure gold. "You've been hacked! Say it! You've been HACKED!"

  • @lovelyjzb2994
    @lovelyjzb2994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    Trinket being a thief is so fitting! Especially since he's so close to the twins.

    • @amandaking1463
      @amandaking1463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      When he said "I learned a few things from the two that raised me" my heart grew three sizes

  • @darkroselight3835
    @darkroselight3835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    The second pike is mentioned..."We eat the Gnome!"

    • @alisalevenseller2796
      @alisalevenseller2796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The way Trinket just goes, “She will DESTROY you.”

  • @xanderhazen1883
    @xanderhazen1883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    "She's covered in honey! Look at her hair!"
    One of the greatest overlooked lines in history.

    • @LukeLosiPfleger
      @LukeLosiPfleger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There are so many great lines in this it’s hard to catch them all in one sitting. I didn’t realize this was about her fun buns until just now

  • @curtoegrosso
    @curtoegrosso 6 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    "From one extremely high bear to another." "It's always bear twenty somewhere." Epic.

    • @aureasmortem
      @aureasmortem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it's always 4honey in this neck of the woods

    • @munch15a
      @munch15a 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I like the time when he was like
      whats the time?
      well im not going to say it but the sun is very high in the sky

    • @nervesconcord
      @nervesconcord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think a lot of people miss the joke here, take a look at Marisha's wry smile, I'm willing to bet that she's someone who makes use of California's usage of recreational cannabis law, that's why everyone falls apart. Good on her imo.

  • @theredneckunicorn9752
    @theredneckunicorn9752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    I image the beginning of this as 2 sun bears, a grizzly, a panda and a honey badger just roaring at each other for like an hour

  • @sarahbyrne4610
    @sarahbyrne4610 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Brian: before it gets cancelled.
    Me: ooooh ironic

  • @annafantasia
    @annafantasia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    I started this episode thinking Matt would be the most spot-on with the bear mannerisms, but I've gotta say -- Taliesin's commitment is EVERYTHING.

  • @user-zh3zy3po4m
    @user-zh3zy3po4m 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1128

    I'm surprised we've never heard of High Bear Nation before. They must be some type of an underground organization, probably employ a lot of sleeper agents.

    • @mauricechai9341
      @mauricechai9341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Whaaaaat, everyone knows the High Bear Nation! Have you been living in a cave?

    • @bloodofurtedbear8749
      @bloodofurtedbear8749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *rim shot*

    • @jamesgorman5692
      @jamesgorman5692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Boo.

    • @tomaszskowronski1406
      @tomaszskowronski1406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Goddamnit. It took me 3 times hearing "High Bear Nation" to get the joke. This one shot is too good. Too good i say.

    • @brandonbuchner1771
      @brandonbuchner1771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You haven't? They are led by High Bear Vord

  • @brandonmichaud8047
    @brandonmichaud8047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1755

    High Bear Nation
    = Hibernation omfg
    Hilarious

    • @Raphmatic5000
      @Raphmatic5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Bear Hakuda

    • @MmeHyraelle
      @MmeHyraelle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Watching, toking, laughing. Bear 20 for all!

    • @raicho2766
      @raicho2766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I hadn't twigged until you pointed that out!

    • @DelatoDarion
      @DelatoDarion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      omfg, how did I not realize that. I am dumb. lol

    • @parkerdalrymple4398
      @parkerdalrymple4398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did not realize that’s what it was-

  • @EmeraldVideosNL
    @EmeraldVideosNL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Just love Matt always played Trinket as this really docile relaxed bear to Vex, and once she's away he's plotting heists and all cool. Always loved the face he made when doing trinket, so adorable.

  • @symphony_in_plaid4592
    @symphony_in_plaid4592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    I can't deal with how sophisticated Trinket sounds compared to other bears 😂😂😂 I mean, I guess he really would, being that he's well-traveled, experienced, and hangs out with some pretty high-class people 😂

    • @psychodrummer1567
      @psychodrummer1567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Trinket is a Ranger's Pet, those have a permanent boost to Intelligence stat - and he's 2 points INT better than regular bear.

    • @porowag6613
      @porowag6613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@psychodrummer1567 So Trinket is literally smarter than the average bear??

    • @psychodrummer1567
      @psychodrummer1567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@porowag6613 Yes, because *every* Ranger Companion gets a boost to the stats.

    • @Peter_Cordes
      @Peter_Cordes 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@psychodrummer1567 - What edition of D&D gives an INT boost to ranger companions? It's not part of 5e beastmaster ranger.
      Narratively sure, of course Trinket is smarter, and better at language in order to understand Vex. (Plus I'm sure it helps to have communicated with people via Speak with Animals, as a way to confirm understanding of their speech in Common.)
      But mechanically Vex started in 4e then Pathfinder, but the Vex + Trinket we know use the vanilla PHB ranger class, which gives Trinket a boost to his max HP (setting it to 13x 4 = 52 since Vex is a 13th level ranger; That's not a bonus it's an alternate total, whichever is higher.)
      And a bonus to any skills and saves Trinket was already proficient in (adding Vex's proficiency bonus, +6).
      Also Vex's +6 proficiency to Trinket's AC, attack rolls, and damage rolls.
      Mechanically, 5e ranger companions are supposed to be CR1/4 at most, and Medium or smaller. So Trinket's already outside those limits if they're using Black Bear (CR1/2) or Brown Bear (CR1) stats from the monster manual. Those are both proficient in Perception but no other skills. So Trinket has +9 perception (like a mid-level Caduceus), vs. a normal bear having +3. (The base HP of those bears are 19 and 34, so the HP boost is not that huge.)
      The Tal'Dorei Campaign Setting Reborn book has a statblock for Trinket, though:
      He has an INT score of 5, vs. 2 for standard bears. His "race" is Brown Bear. I think his intelligence comes from his upbringing, being raised by Vex since he was a cub.
      Languages: understands Common but can't speak it
      According to that statblock, the benefit he gets from being Vex's ranger companion is:
      > Chosen Companion. Trinket has an additional 10 hit points, and has a +6 bonus to attack and damage rolls and to Wisdom (Perception) checks.
      So that's odd, his stats don't quite match the standard 5e calculation even apart from the Int score. Trinket has 61 HP (6d10 + 18 + 10) rather than a brown bear's (4d10 + 12).
      Maybe Matt homebrewed some stuff because Ranger companions scale poorly, especially when you multi-class. (The +18 vs. +12 is the +3 Con mod times the number of hit dice: trinket is "higher level" (more HD) than a standard brown bear.)
      Ah I see the impact on some other stuff now; Trinket's own proficiency bonus is +3 instead of +2, from being 6th "level" (6 HD) instead of 4, so his Perception and hit bonuses are higher by 1 more than you'd get from adding Vex's +6 to a standard bear. Trinket's Perception is +10, for a passive of 20. Or 25 on smell since bears have advantage on smell perception.
      Other than INT, Trinket's ability scores are the same as a standard Brown Bear. (Trinket has 19 / 10 / 16 physical, 5 / 13 / 7 mental.)
      Trinket's AC is 18 from plate barding, rather than 11+6 = 17 he'd have just from being a ranger companion. (I guess Matt figured it would be OP and not fit the narrative to have the +6 bonus apply on top of Trinket's barding? Because AC24 would be high enough to matter sometimes even against CR20 enemies.)

  • @NightAuror
    @NightAuror 6 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    Holy shit that really was a great Vex imitation. She got the style of speaking and mannerisms down pat.

    • @Wookie_oo7
      @Wookie_oo7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      It's probably the best other party member impersonation that has been done on Critical Role, the next was the scarily good Travis doing Grog doing Pike in his one shot.

    • @tobythetuna7482
      @tobythetuna7482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Wookie_oo7 Matt's fjord is so good it's terrifying

    • @JEST3R_
      @JEST3R_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@tobythetuna7482 just don't mention his jester..... XD

    • @sydney4814
      @sydney4814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The best thing about it is she apparently improv'd it on the spot, since as she said, she spent over 500 hours playing with Laura at this point, so she knows Vex's mannerisms backwards and forwards.

    • @Squall576582
      @Squall576582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@tobythetuna7482 you mean he is good at imitating someone talking like a cowboy? I wonder where he picked that up from?

  • @erbgorre
    @erbgorre 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1824

    theres 2 things you need to know about DMing
    its terrifying.. and thats it.

    • @tripatomz3441
      @tripatomz3441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      erbgorre and amazingly fun!!!!

    • @HartSickle
      @HartSickle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I thought it would be and the first time I DM'd I was pretty nervous but as soon as I started my first time I was suprised by how comfortable I was at it. I do it all the time now and have a blast. I may just be a natural at it because everyone besides my regular DM who has tried it would agree with you that it is terrifying.

    • @realmofdoors9605
      @realmofdoors9605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      erbgorre I understood that reference

    • @Dargoni
      @Dargoni 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Kaz Realm it was a beautiful one

    • @ignisincendia9430
      @ignisincendia9430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @ HartSickle I think it's more a matter of mind set, a lot of people get wrapped up in their heads but it's essentially just telling a story with your friends and anyone can tell a story.

  • @SootherousNoise
    @SootherousNoise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Trinket: "Trust me, I've seen a lot of battles, and I haven't fallen in a single one."
    I'm done. 😂

  • @nathanmassey8795
    @nathanmassey8795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

    Timestamps
    13:48 Rules
    16:49 Let the game begin
    19:15 The other bears
    23:18 ; 25:58 ; 28:00 The roles
    34:35 Shit flinging and banner hacking
    38:00 Trinket describes the necklace
    38:32 Hats !
    48:40 The 3rd contestant in the honey festival
    58:35 Getting a cart
    1:03:12 Hooves sounds
    1:04:00 Cow-cows, or people-cows ?
    1:07:30 Magical item !
    1:16:26 Honey tasting
    1:48:26 Break ends
    1:59:05 Peddy's plan
    2:11:40 First panda pun of the night
    2:13:32 Fighting the poor guard
    2:25:20 Hacking the mirrors
    2:31:38 Trinket hides the body
    2:33:48 Grog, the ... panda ?
    2:42:39 Teleport
    2:45:30 Panda talk
    2:50:26 A familiar face
    2:56:28 Trinket is optimistic about the heist
    3:05:20 Marisha's puzzle (3:07:05 Cute Matt)
    3:07:30 Awesome challenge time
    3:21:50 Fire
    3:26:10 Cool bears don't look at explosions
    3:28:30 Thanks Sam ...

  • @addiereese8661
    @addiereese8661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1398

    The look of love and admiration on Matt's face as he watches Marisha DM (especially in the intro) is so pure.

    • @yoimedytorres5945
      @yoimedytorres5945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Addie Reese I was thinking the same thing! Get you a guy that looks at you like Matt looks are Marisha

    • @Wookie_oo7
      @Wookie_oo7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@yoimedytorres5945 Or as Laura looks at Travis, she was doing the same for Grog's one shot. I think the Willinghams were cuter only because Laura isnt a professional DM so she interacted with Travis more rather than treating him as just the BM.

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Now we just need an Ashley DM'ed one shot with Brian as a PC.

    • @scouttyra
      @scouttyra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@davidparkes7741 Ashley is doing a oneshot, let's hope!

  • @MementoMorrigan
    @MementoMorrigan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    The look on Matt’s face when Marisha introduces Victor is priceless

    • @alecmitchell9912
      @alecmitchell9912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Is my last name funny enough for ya

    • @MementoMorrigan
      @MementoMorrigan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@alecmitchell9912 eyyyyyyyyyy, I see what you did there

    • @kendrickwhite7104
      @kendrickwhite7104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I applaud Marisha for Victor's voice.

  • @sierracrane5732
    @sierracrane5732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    No image has ever encapsulated Liam's energy better than Cookie's portrait

  • @ashlarta8538
    @ashlarta8538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    If anyone is wondering: the toy is actually singing in Chinese and the lyrics basically means “if you love me please hug me”

  • @nickmoore9653
    @nickmoore9653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    1:02:50 "Alright, here's the question: how do ya spell Sunkist? And I can't read." -Waffles the Hacker

    • @tomaszskowronski1406
      @tomaszskowronski1406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      well, not like that. Its Sun Kissed. But your version goes better with the character not knowing.

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tomaszskowronski1406 I love how you corrected the comment, but still appreciated the content!! 🥰😆👏👏

  • @handsmahoney
    @handsmahoney 6 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    She does a spot-on Laura impersonation

    • @4Shaman20
      @4Shaman20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Well, really it's a Vex impersonation rather than a Laura one, but spot on nonetheless.

    • @Littlecrowfriend
      @Littlecrowfriend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I was like. So the spirit of Vex possessed Marisha

  • @allighoul2179
    @allighoul2179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Trinket discovering his ability as a thief like his mother Vex is priceless.

  • @KatieBirdDisney
    @KatieBirdDisney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    2:55:08 “From one extremely high bear to another...”
    I CANT

  • @farret1972
    @farret1972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    The voice of trinket is literally the voice of mcree

    • @cactoid9281
      @cactoid9281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Garret Maroncelli There's a reason for that you know.

    • @Eunostos
      @Eunostos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      The joke is that he's USING the mccree voice, not that people don't realise mercer's currently highest profile role.

    • @deadseven3474
      @deadseven3474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Eunostos I unno about that, there's a good argument that Leon might be a bit more of a cash-pull in, what with him being a gaming icon at this point.

    • @jamesgillette8544
      @jamesgillette8544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I also got some serious There Will Be Brawl Ganondorf vibes at times. Mob boss bear, y'know.

    • @Introbulus
      @Introbulus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Little known fact - Mercer was originally cast to play Zarya's bear, back when she was supposed to ride a bear and wield AK-47s, and pull out AK-47s as her ultimate.

  • @Daeranilen
    @Daeranilen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1612

    I just started watching this again for funsies after catching up on Campaign 2, and the whiplash of watching Liam play Cookie immediately after watching Liam play Caleb is something else.

    • @theodorehsu5023
      @theodorehsu5023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Cookie gets more in Honey Heist 2 with Liam Las Vegas as he can do pair acts with the honey badger then :P

    • @MarkEdwardRom
      @MarkEdwardRom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@theodorehsu5023 liam playing the raccoon after this. so on point!

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm going straight from campaign 2, never seen vox Machina, to this...omg, I'm DYING at Cookie and Waffle 🤣🤣👏👏

    • @tanktrax317
      @tanktrax317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same here, just caught up with TM9 and decided to check out the one shots before I go back to VM.

    • @fallenaasimar3878
      @fallenaasimar3878 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tanktrax317 same here

  • @nervesconcord
    @nervesconcord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    25:57 "Pandas, they're fighters not lovers." I swear Taliesin thinks of some of the cleverest lines that just get completely missed by the rest of the cast.

  • @deaththeflorist3546
    @deaththeflorist3546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Matt's face when Marisha did Victors voice was classss.

  • @PeaceOnEarth013
    @PeaceOnEarth013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    Marisha runs her games like Griffin McElroy and I love it. Marisha is by far the most underrated CR member.

    • @addieparkinson4879
      @addieparkinson4879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True!!! Love seeing another taz and critical role fan!!!

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd probably flip my ass if the McElroy boys and the CR crew joined forces.

    • @Huffers2002
      @Huffers2002 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@WTFisTingispingis The McElroys did a MaxFunDrive bonus episode with Matt Mercer DM'ing. It was pretty good. It's available to Maximum Fun subscribers only though.

  • @redtxt9206
    @redtxt9206 6 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    I'd like to appreciate how at the beginning of the video Marisha looks like she wants to hide behind the DM screen.

  • @Cmpredieri
    @Cmpredieri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    Shout out to anyone watching this during the quarantine.

    • @daygoeson
      @daygoeson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just finished season 1 because of it. This felt like the right time

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@daygoeson ditto!!

    • @megamegapop12
      @megamegapop12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hope you’re staying safe and positive!

    • @709mash
      @709mash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yup! I've only just got into CR, so I've had a lot to watch! (I just finished campaign 1, and am halfway through the current campaign.)

    • @TrekkieCSI101
      @TrekkieCSI101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Legit!

  • @cyanmanta
    @cyanmanta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    That's a perfectly valid interpretation of "hacker" IMO. The idea is that the muscle would excel at combat, whereas the hacker would excel at manipulating the environment.

  • @NLGriffin3
    @NLGriffin3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Taliesin using the concept of hacking as accurately Hollywood execs

  • @Kari-tu3fs
    @Kari-tu3fs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "Were those Goliaths" was such a good line.

  • @davidcroucher6262
    @davidcroucher6262 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Marisha's impression of Laura was spookily good.

  • @TransoceanicOutreach
    @TransoceanicOutreach 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    21:45 - 'Don't let his personality defects fool you. He's a top man, knows his business. He's a total asshole, but he's really good at his work.'
    An accurate description of Mr Foster.

  • @MojoBeast
    @MojoBeast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    I love that Trinket is the group's treasurer. Vex has taught him well!

  • @spencerhaynes4364
    @spencerhaynes4364 6 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    Why do I feel like that this should just be Keyleth following around a bunch of bears and using speak with animals to ask them what they want to do as the roam the town?

    • @VioletShinobi
      @VioletShinobi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And thier magic items are just normal stuff that keylith just uses druid powers to make the effects.

    • @sydney4814
      @sydney4814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      My favorite theory that someone had is that this is what Keyleth did because she didn't want to play Bunions and Flagons with Grog. which is also why Grog killed off Keyleth in the opening ;)

    • @lvlHive
      @lvlHive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@VioletShinobi keylith didnt make me?

    • @raymonholt69
      @raymonholt69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@sydney4814 Keyleth and Grog definitely fought over being Bunion Master and since Grog won she just went off to play with whatever woodland beings she could conjure up.

    • @ljubomirjuraj9658
      @ljubomirjuraj9658 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      She wouldn't have the leadership skills for it.

  • @bookishdani
    @bookishdani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    Liam Las Vegas the Honeybadger: "I'm 27."
    Cookie: "You're practically dead!"
    Me: *googles how long honeybadgers live*
    Google: 24 years.
    Me: Oh no

    • @jarrettatkins3062
      @jarrettatkins3062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Secretly a litch

    • @harshman6530
      @harshman6530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      A revenant honeybadger.

    • @obi-wank-enobi
      @obi-wank-enobi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Okay so now I'm considering it canon that animals can be revanant's so far we've seen 2 Liam and sprinkle

    • @privatizitat815
      @privatizitat815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Humans have an expected lifespan of 75-80 years, yet people still get pretty far beyond 100 in age, so it's not that unrealistic

    • @obi-wank-enobi
      @obi-wank-enobi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@privatizitat815 I can shorten that down to 5 minutes

  • @MrVidau
    @MrVidau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    If they had magic in this system, Peddy could be a Cleric and call his power Peddy Cure.

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      … now I need it

  • @chrisjordan2219
    @chrisjordan2219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Part of me would have been fine with three+ hours of planning only to have them all clumsily stumble around town causing panic thinking it's going well

    • @Liam-fd4uh
      @Liam-fd4uh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Chris Jordan all of me would have been fine with this

  • @farwahaider5019
    @farwahaider5019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    52:50 I love the slow realization as everyone puts the idea of Fire Ashari + Victors honey. Taliesins reaction is the best tho

    • @Brakkart
      @Brakkart ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The look of absolute terror on Matt's face was so funny!

  • @drewdeckard5753
    @drewdeckard5753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "It's not Delivery it's de-muscle" makes me wish Brian was in the real campaign. That was the best line in the whole thing, and there were a lot of good ones.

  • @MOsesIcan
    @MOsesIcan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    Now I can think in retrospect that for every time Vex missed her hunters mark I can hear trinket yelling "Hunters Mark!". Hahah great episode. So good.

    • @sovereignundead
      @sovereignundead 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Moses Moon Trinket is now officially always playing a better ranger than Vex. LOL

  • @draked8802
    @draked8802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Honey Badgers typically live 7-8 years in the wild. This man is the Queen Elizabeth of wild honey badgers at 27 years old

  • @sonan333
    @sonan333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    At around 1:09:00 ish
    If it was a cow and horse pairing, they could have been Bonnie and Clydesdale.

  • @sweetdreamssleepambience
    @sweetdreamssleepambience ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love the fact that Trinket can't even speak properly but he always says "Thank you", what a polite boy ಥ_ಥ

  • @evertime123
    @evertime123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    SAY IT, YOU'VE BEEN HACKED

  • @TheSvmurai
    @TheSvmurai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Their rolls gave them the *PERFECT* roles!

    • @foolbrightw6589
      @foolbrightw6589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sam is Dead brian would have being amazing muscle

    • @michaelwoolnough6466
      @michaelwoolnough6466 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i think trinkets role was rigged though the others might have been random but that was way to convenient

    • @ObitoI3
      @ObitoI3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yea, but it did line up perfectly since a 5 is a thief looking at the sheet
      This is the actual game posted by creator:
      www.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/5z7yhu/honey_heist_is_a_free_onepage_roleplaying_game/?st=j9yz2vc6&sh=13993166

    • @tommo243
      @tommo243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Would you say they were critical rolls?

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Toombz
      _...Critical Roles?_

  • @richardproper8682
    @richardproper8682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Did anybody else hear the Ralph Wiggum "I'm in danger!" meme play through Matt's head when Cookie and Waffle were trying to convince Trinket to leave Vex for a life of crime, knowing that Laura was probably watching?

  • @buckyistryingtheirbest
    @buckyistryingtheirbest ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Trinket: war torn bear thats fought beholders and dragons
    Random ass pack of bears: so... Honey?

  • @RachelTension
    @RachelTension 6 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    For fanart someone needs to recreate "dogs playing poker" with the heist crew

    • @WingedWyrm
      @WingedWyrm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh yes. Please. This would be a great poster.

    • @randomguy6679
      @randomguy6679 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lotsoninjas and replace the money with honey

    • @Himynameishoodie
      @Himynameishoodie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m on it

    • @darkamora5123
      @darkamora5123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Himynameishoodie post a link to it when you're done. I must see this.

    • @averytrimble2460
      @averytrimble2460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Himynameishoodie status update?

  • @louisyu7565
    @louisyu7565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    So just so everybody knows: the fish game was singing "if you love me, then hug me" over and over again. In Chinese (not Korean)...

    • @charliekim8420
      @charliekim8420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Louis Yu thank you! As a Korean i thought i had to return my Korean badge for not understanding a thing they were singing xD

    • @cdixonweekes
      @cdixonweekes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Literally the comment I was looking for here, thank you!

    • @ikeekieeki
      @ikeekieeki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thank you !

  • @dolphin64575
    @dolphin64575 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:24:38 I love how Marisha describes the letters on top of the mirrors, and as the guys get geared up for a puzzle, goes "it's not important" 😂 You can SEE the rpg player "Oooh, a puzzle for us to solve!" surfacing and Marisha just goes "we don't have time for this".

  • @bradleyjudge8674
    @bradleyjudge8674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    2:31:00 Taliesin:
    "that's the most useful a panda testicle has been in a long time."
    Me: *applause*

  • @caffeinesystem
    @caffeinesystem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Marisha's Vex is so spot-on, I had to look at the screen again to see if Laura had popped in!

  • @orangephanta4514
    @orangephanta4514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Did anybody else notice that Cookie has a C in lighter fur on his chest and Waffle has a W?

  • @Ultrevolous
    @Ultrevolous ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love that I watched an entire bear adventure with talking animals, and the most unrealistic part of this episode is that Vox Machina split the party and were all separate in town 😂

  • @benjobbins8018
    @benjobbins8018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    "jUsT dOnT JumP oF a cLifF is mY reCoMmeNdaTion"
    - Marisha

  • @MythicSierra
    @MythicSierra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    Marisha Ray is a goddamned delight.

    • @TroySpartan247
      @TroySpartan247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Christy Marie she hasn’t played with an accent this whole game and suddenly she pulls a perfect vex out of no where. Delightful

    • @caramelcoffees
      @caramelcoffees 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      i think the most delightful thing about Marisha as DM is the delight she takes in watching them play her game?? they way she laughs and smiles at everything they do is adorable

    • @Wookie_oo7
      @Wookie_oo7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I am so glad that I watched this One Shot, not just for the best impersation of another party member up to this point, but also because excluding one numbty, the comments have been all positive towards Marisha.

    • @RDR911
      @RDR911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@caramelcoffees It's a pretty great way to DM. If you root for the party, everything they do is the best! I have a similar feeling with my Star Wars FFG group.

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Wookie_oo7 Right? Marisha is definitely my fave Crit Role member (sorry Laura, Ashley & the rest). I've never understood the hate Marisha gets.

  • @redtippedthrobrobin6053
    @redtippedthrobrobin6053 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2023

    I loved this waaaay more than I thought I would. Marisha had so much personality and did a super job at letting everyone have sooooo much fun. Also, Liam does a great Mark Whalberg impersonation

    • @JustSomeGeist
      @JustSomeGeist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Joseph Yates *Mark Whal-BEAR-g

    • @christopherziomek9262
      @christopherziomek9262 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But...that's not a Boston accent

    • @Denemil
      @Denemil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Isn't that like a New York Mobster type accent? Idk, I'm not American.

    • @Splaxx
      @Splaxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not Mark Whalburg, Jimmy Cagny See...

    • @Diamondskylinex
      @Diamondskylinex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No....everyone else just saved her because she only knows how to channel her faux felicia day.

  • @ThirrinDiamond
    @ThirrinDiamond 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Trinket going "mommmyyyyyyy im in paaiiinnn 😭😭😭😭"
    At the end is so cute 😭

  • @snoodman641
    @snoodman641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Seeing five grown men get so excited over a kid's fishing game was glorious! This entire one shot was hilarious!!

  • @TBrius88
    @TBrius88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    I underestimated Marisha as a DM, this was fantastic and enjoyable! She had a story, cool improv moments, props and even special voices. It was a great game and I'm looking forward to any future ones she might do!

    • @mikeburkholder9153
      @mikeburkholder9153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Artibius 8/10/2018 baby!

    • @mijaxyl
      @mijaxyl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Not to mention it was a complete story! Some of the others had a little trouble with the timings on their one-shots and couldn't therefore close the story properly.

    • @joeyuzwa891
      @joeyuzwa891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, she DOES live in the same house as Matt fucking Mercer, so (not to downplay her skill as a DM, she IS good) I’m sure he gave her a few tips