Sam Riegel's Crash Pandas One-Shot

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  • Thanks to generous Critter donations to the Pablove Foundation, game master Sam Riegel takes his friends on the ride of their lives in Grant Howitt's Crash Pandas! Join (most of) the Critical Role gang with special guest Blair Herter in this hilarious one-shot that originally aired live on Friday, September 22nd on the Critical Role Twitch channel at: / criticalrole
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  • @flandomaltrizian4603
    @flandomaltrizian4603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3385

    HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing
    3:50 Caveats
    5:00 Episode Starts
    7:35 Reggie Burns
    8:20 Rhinestone (AKA Traci)
    9:45 Ringo
    10:35 Izzie
    11:50 Gooba
    14:55 And now the car names
    21:05 The back hood
    32:30 Race starts
    37:50 Fact checked- raccoons really are mostly colorblind
    42:05 Front window kill
    48:00 A stunt in the next Fast and Furious movie
    50:00 The social media presence is real
    52:30 Voltron
    53:20 Sprocket Raccoon, the banana-eating Frenchman
    55:05 The rules are clear
    56:30 Blair Herter
    57:20 Meta voice
    1:04:10 Sam guesses car parts
    1:04:45 Clear communication is important for GMing
    1:05:40 Raccoon paternity
    1:09:35 Rat intimidation
    1:10:40 Don’t read into it
    1:13:15 Giving the fingers
    1:19:10 The catching game begins
    1:25:35 Sam guesses more parts
    1:28:55 Secret skunk
    1:33:20 Fact checked- apparently, Travis is right
    1:34:40 Big Paulie
    1:37:30 More racer intros
    1:41:40 Sam knows what a gas cap is
    1:45:05 Second race begins
    1:45:55 Poor Planning
    1:47:55 Izzie fixes it
    1:50:20 Throwing insults
    1:53:50 The dad save
    1:55:00 The LAX orphan walls
    1:58:40 Ringo is bad with rockets
    2:01:00 Rocket jump
    2:03:10 More car parts
    2:04:25 Sabotage and assassins
    2:13:10 Confronting Roadkill
    2:18:10 The banana peel maneuver
    2:20:00 Character assassination
    2:25:45 Jamba Juice always finds out
    2:26:50 Skunk pouch
    2:28:40 I was really waiting on that impression
    2:30:50 Criss cross
    2:34:25 Rabies
    2:36:25 Benign tentacles
    2:37:30 Chicken with a plane
    2:38:55 Two engines?
    2:39:50 Oh right, we fixed it
    2:42:10 The blowing begins
    2:46:00 Everyone gets what they want
    2:50:05 Adorable child
    Between Twitch and TH-cam, live viewership of this episode peaked around 12,000 people.
    Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. See you tomorrow

    • @rictoectol9814
      @rictoectol9814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Flando Maltrizian your the best homie.

    • @OmniValor
      @OmniValor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      HOW?! lol

    • @GameMasterToolbox
      @GameMasterToolbox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thank you.

    • @GameMasterToolbox
      @GameMasterToolbox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@OmniValor I suspect he or she is on staff.

    • @Deathven1482
      @Deathven1482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Scott we don’t question gods here. Only believe

  • @puettwillcox2250
    @puettwillcox2250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2480

    "The car does not explode... FOR A MOMENT...AND IT DEFINITELY EXPLODES"

    • @everithh
      @everithh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      42:53 for those who need it

    • @danielnesland8014
      @danielnesland8014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Also kudos for the green flame effect on the exterminator's car somewhere around 44:30

  • @MythicSierra
    @MythicSierra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2068

    I love that Sam doesn't know the basics about cars, but knows off the top of his head roughly how much of the raccoon population is rabid.

  • @benycollins4458
    @benycollins4458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1289

    Sam Riegel looks like he woke up, POUNDED a cup of coffee, and was like "Let's play raccoon D&D! I'll play the auctioneer!"

    • @happythoughts700
      @happythoughts700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @brandendierker5873
      @brandendierker5873 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He looks like he missed shave day because he was planning for 6 days straight

    • @Mikeztarp
      @Mikeztarp 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He didn't even drink coffee; he injected 1500 mg of caffeine intravenously.

  • @calebmcintosh1991
    @calebmcintosh1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    Ah, they're playing Crash Pandas! What a refreshing little break from the heaviness of the M9!
    "I'm Ringo, my cousin was brutally murdered, sending me on a self-destructive revenge rampage"
    Oh right, Liam's here, he brought the angst

    • @dreamtween1495
      @dreamtween1495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      When ever I think of Liam angst I think of this
      Grr grr gar grr ger ger
      Love, Liam

    • @kalamander8563
      @kalamander8563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Brought? He IS the angst!

    • @TheFiddleFaddle
      @TheFiddleFaddle 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      *furrows brow*

  • @ebony1442
    @ebony1442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1658

    "Greetings, fellow humans. I am a race car driver, much like yourselves. I am definitely not five raccoons in a coat."

    • @spacetearable
      @spacetearable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/17/giphy-7.gif

  • @user-kt9mu2fo7f
    @user-kt9mu2fo7f 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4557

    Watching Matt play as a character in any form of roleplay and having to hold himself back from describing everything around him is so entertaining

    • @Gldenbunny
      @Gldenbunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      ありいArlee omg yes I said the same thing in the dimension 20 series he was in. Honestly he was amazing as he always is. You should definitely check it out if you haven’t just be warned you will become addicted to all content involving Brennan Lee mulligan if you’re not already.

    • @jamesmaceaveli6679
      @jamesmaceaveli6679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I need more stuff with Matt as a PC, where can I find moar, pleeeease.

    • @SiNFPVGUAM
      @SiNFPVGUAM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      🤣😂🤣 He's Killin me🤣😂🤣 "you got a pickle?"

    • @ClaireDuhLune
      @ClaireDuhLune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I have to do this since one of my players decided to DM for me and some extra spots for other IRL friends not in my campaign and sometimes I have to stop myself to respect how he handles his game.

    • @urktheturtle2988
      @urktheturtle2988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dimension 20, Escape the Bloodkeep

  • @canniloni
    @canniloni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2519

    “I take my grappling hook..”
    “what the hell?? you have a grappling hook?!? I have a banana!!”
    i’m not even 30 mins in and i’m already dying

    • @jerryharris876
      @jerryharris876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She does use the banana though.

    • @HedaLexa
      @HedaLexa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seeing your profile pic I need a Lexa Crash Pandas AU now 😄 🦝

    • @canniloni
      @canniloni 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HedaLexa lol lexa would be perfect for this

  • @danielgies3541
    @danielgies3541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1742

    "It's take-your-orphan-to-work day." was far funnier than anyone fully acknowledged.

    • @izstrella
      @izstrella 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I KNOW! It’s comedic genius with several puzzling levels, haha!

    • @ceathedragonsaver1429
      @ceathedragonsaver1429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      One of the best quotes 😂

    • @norvillesdingus3917
      @norvillesdingus3917 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed!

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like, "MY orphan?" How does that work?

    • @mitchellwilliam95
      @mitchellwilliam95 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@elbruces So many strange things are implied -- lmao. Take your pick.

  • @jay-jaysantiago2190
    @jay-jaysantiago2190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3579

    Sam Riegel is chaotic good in its purest form

    • @709mash
      @709mash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      With a capital C lol.

    • @Colley_co
      @Colley_co 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Now I understand what that means lol

    • @nathanrosich6584
      @nathanrosich6584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      That’s what happens when a bard/rogue player becomes a GM

    • @beafbuger
      @beafbuger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      good.....?

    • @drbritishdude
      @drbritishdude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chaotic neutral

  • @JustinWPruett
    @JustinWPruett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3211

    This is a perfect example that having fun is the most important thing. Sam didn’t know half the rules, they added and subtracted some of them as they went. But it was a blast because everyone was totally on board and having a good time.

    • @TheTrueRandomness
      @TheTrueRandomness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      The best thing about it is that it's a one page game. All the rules are on a single page xD

    • @nathan8268
      @nathan8268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      Sams complete lack of knowledge when it comes to cars makes this a million times better.

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@nathan8268 it helps that he leans into it too. He doesn't shy away from describing things, he just makes shit up and, as someone who also knows NOTHING about cars, it's the BEST.

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      This is what A really good rpg group can do. Unlike what you might believe according to most commenters it's not about knowing everything and doing everything "right."

    • @rdmissey2084
      @rdmissey2084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@elbruces love this

  • @wickedpissa25
    @wickedpissa25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +989

    Watching this at 150% speed is the closest thing to cocaine I've experienced since the 1980s.

    • @johnpaulcross424
      @johnpaulcross424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Good god you’re right

    • @margaritastrateva6291
      @margaritastrateva6291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Amazing

    • @beccalami4967
      @beccalami4967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It’s even better on double speed! 😂🤣

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Double speed for a bit, and then X.25 speed.

    • @nikosaarinen3258
      @nikosaarinen3258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's been a year and nobody has asked what happened in the '80s

  • @lilypad.7485
    @lilypad.7485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    liam : are you the top or the bottom
    matt, knowing exactly what he's saying and how the internet will take this : for you, I'll be the bottom

    • @JRTIntervencion
      @JRTIntervencion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @purplerains 2:40:45 ;)

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I appreciated how flattered Liam was by Matt's answer😌😘

  • @branchtree448
    @branchtree448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3042

    *rolls dice*
    "0 succeses"
    "That is exactly what you needed"

    • @Sintarzus
      @Sintarzus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Well, it's like 10 on d20, not bad nor good

    • @XpVersusVista
      @XpVersusVista 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@Sintarzus not really, 0 successes is like a 1

    • @sinsinchi6239
      @sinsinchi6239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@XpVersusVista getting more than half your max die pool in failures is a 1. A 1 on a d6 is a failure and anything above is just no success.

    • @benshepherd2419
      @benshepherd2419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@sinsinchi6239 you are more clear on the rules than Sam 😂

    • @sinsinchi6239
      @sinsinchi6239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@benshepherd2419 lol so yeah depending on your skill say if you have a 5, you can only fail on a 1 but if you have a 3 you can get a no success on a 3 or lower and pass on a 4 or higher

  • @lalalight1551
    @lalalight1551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2967

    7 grown ass famous adults blowing a toy car across a finish line was the greatest thing I didn't know I needed to see

    • @user-py3kp9yl8l
      @user-py3kp9yl8l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I had to watch it again and my roommate just looked so confused while I was laughing on the ground.

    • @leodarknesshelm
      @leodarknesshelm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm late getting into this but that shit was wild

    • @Highwaym4n
      @Highwaym4n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ....SPOILERS....!?!!?

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@Highwaym4n the comment section is for people to talk about the video. Don't blame others because you lack either the self control or the common sense to stay out of the comments until you've finish the video.

    • @DetectiveLance
      @DetectiveLance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Highwaym4n spoiled without context

  • @tiffany02020
    @tiffany02020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    11:38 “I’m not saying trash can’t get hammered, I’m just saying you can’t make little cubs that way” is such a fucking underrated line hahahaha

  • @bigdream_dreambig
    @bigdream_dreambig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    "Look, I'm in a-- I'm in a bit of a pickle. Uh, I'm in a--"
    "You found a pickle?"
    "You have a pickle?!"
    🦝😝🦝

  • @Mongward
    @Mongward 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3031

    I love how much ad-libbing goes into Sam's DMing. "I have no idea what I'm doing, this story makes no sense, let's get ridiculous, guys!". He's like a big child enthusiastically making stuff up for his best friends. This is fantastic.

    • @edwinfrerichs8674
      @edwinfrerichs8674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Where is the lie?!

    • @TheLearningDroid
      @TheLearningDroid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      pretty much every DM adlibs like HELL. I remember sessions I ran where players went off plan 5 minutes in and then next 6 hours was me ad libbing. :D it comes with the job

    • @Mongward
      @Mongward 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      I know, but compared to Matt or Liam Sam just makes shit up as he goes, with just a passing glance at a "plan" or "rules". Sam's entire style seems to be "sure, why not". Which is great, make no mistake. Much as I love Matts of Liam's style, Sam is just so animated and enthusiastic about it all.

    • @babyplaneswalker341
      @babyplaneswalker341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      It's because he is a big child enthusiastically making stuff up for his best friends. And that's why we love him.

    • @alecchristiaen4856
      @alecchristiaen4856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      i love how they all have their styles
      Matt has his detailed epic fantasy
      Taliesin is good with horror
      Liam takes interesting concepts to play with (like an IRL campaign, or the screw job (especially the secret agendas)
      and i am yet to see the other various one-shots, so i'll save a comment for those ones i've seen honey heist and bunions & flagons.

  • @TheBubblypumpkin
    @TheBubblypumpkin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1820

    "look for the red button!" "RED BUTTON"... Sam:, "Raccoons are color blind" "CRAP" LMAO

  • @tuesdaynext7370
    @tuesdaynext7370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    "very empathetic tentacles"
    Now hang on, I thought Taliesin wasn't in this one.

    • @evanafter
      @evanafter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @MrMrabcdefghijkl1234
    @MrMrabcdefghijkl1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    “Nope. You were very clear about that. I’m sorry.”
    The delivery was perfect 😂

  • @grahamfenn9060
    @grahamfenn9060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1967

    “I’m looking for something to kill a man”
    Ringo the accountant is out for blood

  • @Ristro44
    @Ristro44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3192

    Sam: I don't know anything about cars.
    Me: that's ok. Very few people do
    Sam: describes Travis' character getting into the engine of a car.
    Me: oh.... he really doesn't... That's quite impressive...

    • @sarahs.6667
      @sarahs.6667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You seem interesting.

    • @StoneCorazon
      @StoneCorazon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      The back hood lmaooooo

    • @StoneCorazon
      @StoneCorazon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      A ball peen he says

    • @ConvoyBebop
      @ConvoyBebop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      "Afterburner?"
      *evrryone shaking their heads*

    • @MrDrumStikz
      @MrDrumStikz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      At some point I was thinking, "Has Sam ever SEEN a car?"

  • @TankCollinsProtectionSquad
    @TankCollinsProtectionSquad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    I love that at the very beginning Sam says flat out 'THERE AIN'T NO RULES!' because this is the most chaotic no rules just right thing I've ever seen.

  • @nbv6975
    @nbv6975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I think we need to appreciate that in this game Vin Diesel was a core part of not 1, but 2 people’s backstories

  • @pieman1227
    @pieman1227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    Wow. That carbon monoxide hallucination bit was one of the greatest moments of improv explanation for player insanity that I’ve ever witnessed...

  • @tylernelms4695
    @tylernelms4695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    I seriously spent the first hour of this game waiting for Sam to reveal that this was one of his elaborate D&D Beyond gag advertisements.

    • @animaetmateria3578
      @animaetmateria3578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      HAHAHA
      Plot twist, you are Sam, and this is your way of advertising it. This video was created solely for this comment

    • @jpumbaa1
      @jpumbaa1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Another plot twist! Its Black Willow hacking back in from the Ultracodex!

  • @digginsaurousrickrickdiggi928
    @digginsaurousrickrickdiggi928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    Please God someone timestamp the part where matt mercer says "I look at this demented raccoon and think back to all the people who've screwed me over and done me wrong, and then I say okay sure" please. It's too perfect.

    • @lunasutcliffe
      @lunasutcliffe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      1:17:16 is where the quote starts

    • @digginsaurousrickrickdiggi928
      @digginsaurousrickrickdiggi928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@lunasutcliffe thank you, you beautiful person you. You've made my day. All the best to you.

    • @scandalousbeans2591
      @scandalousbeans2591 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i love your username digginsaurousrick rick diggins man about town

    • @digginsaurousrickrickdiggi928
      @digginsaurousrickrickdiggi928 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@scandalousbeans2591 thank you! Made my mornin friend. Tiny heist is the best

  • @elpunk4463
    @elpunk4463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    matt: maxine was beautiful, she had a lifestyle we had to maintain
    liam: notice the name starts with M
    marisha: HEY
    I FCKING LOST IT SKDNDJKSKKSK

  • @sirdubberz8297
    @sirdubberz8297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1108

    "we should trade this game for campaign 2" Matt: *"Well that makes it easier on me"*

    • @ising2liv
      @ising2liv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      BIG MOOD

    • @dragontruth3701
      @dragontruth3701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I laughed so much at that

    • @joelortiz3084
      @joelortiz3084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We need a timestamp for this

    • @Hilidude
      @Hilidude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      13:26

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      - he says in his character voice...

  • @rykadawnreaver2075
    @rykadawnreaver2075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1990

    Whoever drew their raccoon portraits is automatically amazing for somehow making Ringo look exactly like Liam! Dying laughing before game even starts :D

    • @DTux5249
      @DTux5249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know XD

    • @corvus1253
      @corvus1253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I actually laughed out loud at that!

    • @evaahh9584
      @evaahh9584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Jack Hart it’s his fursona

    • @RamonCerrat
      @RamonCerrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      the art is crazy good ! i love all of them, very talented artist

    • @DurandalsFate
      @DurandalsFate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The artist was Hugo Cardenas: twitter.com/criticalrole/status/1043320234805841921

  • @sebbat9575
    @sebbat9575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    Matt and Travis losing it when ther wives are talking= GOLD

  • @Eirud
    @Eirud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    45:00 the tiny touch of the green fire for that camera angle on the exploded exterminator is absolutely gold. Such a small detail but it had me absolutely rolling. So good!

  • @thehumangerm
    @thehumangerm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    2:40:33
    Liam: "Are you the top or the Bottom?
    Matt: "For you I will be the bottom!"

    • @makom2405
      @makom2405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      As Liam said, way back in the first campaign "And that is the sound of one thousand artist's pencils beginning to draw."

    • @SatyreIkon
      @SatyreIkon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@makom2405 Have a 69 likes for that (nice!)

    • @SatyreIkon
      @SatyreIkon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@makom2405 Have a 69 likes for that (nice!)

    • @leticiagraca1099
      @leticiagraca1099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And then Sam smile disappear for 5 seconds XD

  • @DJhayesify
    @DJhayesify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1679

    Marisha: "Rhinestone, it's like jewels but trashier" got me bad

    • @stella1996able
      @stella1996able 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Marisha, but yeah same :D

    • @DJhayesify
      @DJhayesify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stella1996able didn't notice the mistake, thanks

    • @Altyrell
      @Altyrell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Marisha's "Rhinestone" is the Raccoon version of "Tracey"

    • @XerrolAvengerII
      @XerrolAvengerII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell yes!

    • @obscurredstar
      @obscurredstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *DED*

  • @ruthannemarie2668
    @ruthannemarie2668 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    I’m dying because as soon as Sam starts his beginning monologue it’s like Matt is IMMEDIATELY possessed by a raccoon

  • @taylordwyer7253
    @taylordwyer7253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    They really missed the opportunity to use “Vin Weasel”????

    • @benbauer3426
      @benbauer3426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's my next crash panda character.

  • @EmmaW5
    @EmmaW5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    1:13:50
    Matt: "Two in the granny one in the panty!"
    *Cast groans in disgust*
    Sam: "MERCER! This is for CHARITY!!"

    • @michaelbonyak3517
      @michaelbonyak3517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Yeah. I expected that from sam or liam. Maybe Laura. But from mercer? He needs to let loose more often cause that was hilarious

    • @TheSpencermacdougall
      @TheSpencermacdougall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh so that's what he said! Lmao.

    • @dranesummy6007
      @dranesummy6007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "The car does not explode... FOR A MOMENT...AND IT DEFINITELY EXPLODES"

    • @trikkinikki6843
      @trikkinikki6843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was eating when he said that. I was not eating afterwards.

    • @TXfreakmagnet
      @TXfreakmagnet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This made me do a legit spit take with my adult beverage of choice. Mercer-as-player is my favorite.

  • @omatt2469
    @omatt2469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    I love how Vin Diesel (who voices Groot) ends up teaming up with a raccoon (who keeps using Rockets)

  • @apharys8921
    @apharys8921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    "He'a got a grappling hook and duct tape, he's a tinkerer!"
    "Why do I have a banana?!"
    Omg this is amazingly ridiculous.

    • @centaurian90
      @centaurian90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And that banana saved Vin diesel

  • @archaros
    @archaros 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    7:19 When you see Matt making this face, you know that he is more in character playing a racoon than you ever did playing your own D&D characters.

  • @BingoWizard
    @BingoWizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2305

    I've never wanted something animated more than this oneshot.

    • @erintomlin8147
      @erintomlin8147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Kenneth8112 I would say true but I so want that dnd beyond cartoon lol

    • @Taurusus
      @Taurusus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I was just thinking about how amazing the Fan Art potential is for this episode. Can't wait!

    • @yordletheater9989
      @yordletheater9989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hold my beer...

    • @Hawkerra
      @Hawkerra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I started thinking halfway through that this would make an incredible animated movie.

    • @DTux5249
      @DTux5249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Hawkerra I think that's kinda the point of this entire system

  • @darenmitchell5960
    @darenmitchell5960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1347

    “I know nothing about cars, racing, engines or tires!”
    Says the GM about to run a car racing RPG. Oh man this is going to be good!

    • @darenmitchell5960
      @darenmitchell5960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      “You pry open the backhood!”

    • @ussyv3578
      @ussyv3578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      "It goes right through the front window"

    • @TheDanielcs
      @TheDanielcs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Tyres* ;D

    • @BlueEyesWhitePrivilege
      @BlueEyesWhitePrivilege 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheDanielcs we're Americans. It's tires

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think Daniel was referring to the intro, where Sam was reading the description and noted that he didn't understand the instructions because it was referring to 'tyres'.

  • @OniNoFro
    @OniNoFro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    This one-shot absolutely reaffirmed my affection for Marisha and Sam.
    Sam's a comedic genius for running such an insane fun and entertaining story where giggle fits took priority
    Marisha for giving into the humour and laughing like a maniac. I'm so used to her playing Beau that this was amazingly refreshing.

  • @clockworklullaby8295
    @clockworklullaby8295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    "it's 2018 now, there are alot of interspecies relationships, you should get woke"
    dear god Marisha, split my sides

    • @Wertzuio
      @Wertzuio 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      i mean we arent far off from corps and media promoting bestiality as well...

  • @frostyenderman13
    @frostyenderman13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

    "Criss cross! Kill Vin Diesel!"
    "The guy who told you kill Vin Diesel is dead!!"
    *pause
    "ALRIGHT!! WE'RE FINE!!!"

  • @J.Devitt
    @J.Devitt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1393

    I love how amazingly quickly and heavily Matt gets into his character. When Sam started and the rest were still relaxed, Matt already got his face and mannerisms into his character there and then, and mostly doesn't seem to break character thereafter that much (even between time when he doesn't necissarily need to semi-constantly hold his character). Holy shit Matt is good at what he does!!

    • @ScoptOriginal
      @ScoptOriginal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I find it much more impressive when they switch between characters and their normal voices without a break and like it's nothing, which Matt does all the time too.

    • @ambskater97
      @ambskater97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@ScoptOriginal Liam on the other hand owns whatever voice he has for his character the whole time. I remember how shocked I was to find he wasn't really English in Campaign 1.

    • @shannononeill482
      @shannononeill482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ambskater97 Right?? I was like wait...He's a New Jersey boy and not actually from Jersey?

    • @shannononeill482
      @shannononeill482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Matt's concentration face is the most adorable thing ever.

    • @lightspeed4173
      @lightspeed4173 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine how fun his and Marisha's house much be

  • @magsq193
    @magsq193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Gooba, Izzie, Rhinestone, and Reggie all come out of Pixar then along comes Ringo from HBO.

  • @gwynething
    @gwynething 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Everyone leaning in together and blowing air all over eachother is so deeply pre-covid

    • @JordanAK907
      @JordanAK907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah them all blowing the car over the finish line at 2:42:00 would never happen today, but it was so hilarious lmao

  • @Accolonian
    @Accolonian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    "It's 2018, there is a lot of inter species relationships. You should.." [Travis laughs and drowns out Marisha]
    "I'm not saying that trash can't be hammered, i'm saying you can't make cubs that way".
    How does he just come up with that!?

    • @Altom85
      @Altom85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Marisha said "you should get woke"

    • @WaveShock007
      @WaveShock007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because....he is Travis Willingham.

  • @IHateHandleNames
    @IHateHandleNames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Sam's lack of car knowledge is hysterical. He described a rear-engined work van with a nitrous system and a modified exhaust.

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Even funnier is the fact that this thing would have to be refrigerated… not a great place have an engine.

    • @LuciferTheBloody
      @LuciferTheBloody 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      it had 2 engines m8

    • @Vrym42
      @Vrym42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      What’s even better is that I, like San, have no idea why this is funny - and I love it.

    • @isaacmiller3386
      @isaacmiller3386 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its clearly a Toyota Previa lmfao

  • @ofanichan
    @ofanichan ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I love that Marisha played an Instagram user and Laura played a Tumblr user

  • @itzzbowserjr
    @itzzbowserjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    44:58 Whoever put that green fire over the wrecked car during the live stream deserves a raise

    • @corgiw7281
      @corgiw7281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was hoping it got noticed by more than just one or two!

    • @jurlew4111
      @jurlew4111 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what we said! XD

  • @animefan3794
    @animefan3794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    Guy on motorcycle: “I’m oka-“ *gets hit by rocket and dies*

  • @lilorlybear1146
    @lilorlybear1146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    This was absolute chaos from beginning to end, nothing made sense, Sam was like a kid tweaking out on a sugar high..... and I loved every single second of it lmfao.

  • @hedonisticmilk
    @hedonisticmilk ปีที่แล้ว +45

    not enough people are acknowledging how accurate liam's raccoon growl was

  • @najadetwo22
    @najadetwo22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Blair when he has to seduce the old lady: "It's still Sam, you know what I mean? How do you guys do this?"
    Liam: "It's really not a problem for me."

  • @vampiric13
    @vampiric13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    "Back hood" is Sam's "Reverse Math" moment.

    • @spacetearable
      @spacetearable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      When your butler brings you your car in the morning, what does HE call it??

    • @mattrobinson5479
      @mattrobinson5479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@spacetearable the boot?

  • @munchkin5679
    @munchkin5679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    As a brand new Critter I'm working through the oneshots and Good GOD this was fucking chaos... My stomach hurts from laughing so much and I have fallen even further in love with these dorks.

  • @Made2Monk
    @Made2Monk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    Liam’s quiet “It’s really not a problem for me” when Blair/Baldpaw is talking about how uncomfortable it is to rp getting intimate with Sam at 😂😂😂
    Edit: 1:14:50

    • @zgblanche1815
      @zgblanche1815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      UNDERRATED MOMENT

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I had to go back and watch it again, it's such a cute moment 😍😊😊

    • @canniloni
      @canniloni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      the cr guys are generally so comfortable with that which is one thing i really love about them. there are never any “ohh no what about masculinity!!” situations with them

    • @1SunnyDaze0
      @1SunnyDaze0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      To be fair, Sam is Liam's husband

    • @sturdyblastoff9300
      @sturdyblastoff9300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@canniloni That guy is Sam’s brother, it’s pretty weird nothing to do with “toxic masculinity”

  • @aStudyInTeal
    @aStudyInTeal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    I love absolutely everything about this one-shot but Sam's non-existent knowledge of cars had me in stitches pretty much the entire time. Quite sure “FRONT WINDOW?! I don’t even know the word ‘windhield’!” is the best sentence I have ever heard and I will cherish that memory forever :")

  • @eddiegalvan6284
    @eddiegalvan6284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1644

    Show idea, Sam talking about things he doesn't know about. A Brief Explanation with Emmy Award Winner Sam Riegel.

    • @zacharymathis2815
      @zacharymathis2815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Everything is content!

    • @MythicSierra
      @MythicSierra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      10/10 would watch

    • @rarazalproductions519
      @rarazalproductions519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Make this a thing. Nothing too big, maybe about the lenght of a Handbooker Helper episode, but I'm sure it would be glorious. A Brief Explanation is also a great title.

    • @seraphlord
      @seraphlord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes please and thank you

    • @MassiveFoot29
      @MassiveFoot29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes all of this

  • @SaintDorado
    @SaintDorado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    TH-cam decided to make this video the first Critical Role content I've ever seen. I'm in.

    • @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll
      @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bold choice by the algorithm, but it seems to know you well!

  • @bdj_tvk
    @bdj_tvk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    1:11:13 Holy shit, Matt put some real strength into that line. It just shows how much fun games like these can just have some amazing moments.

  • @Cinema_Treats
    @Cinema_Treats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    matt's face was so red for the entire game from laughing so hard. im pretty sure they all cried from laughter at least once.

    • @RDR911
      @RDR911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They’re all drinking lmao. Their faces are red because they’re drunk. Just listen to Marisha lmao, she’s giggling and shouting like a frat girl

  • @trezalkapeliskova2121
    @trezalkapeliskova2121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This one-shot has exactly the same energy as me and my sister sitting on a floor playing with action figures when we were kids and I couldn't be happier with it.

  • @philliptivis3082
    @philliptivis3082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "2 in the Granny, 1 in the Fanny." Damn you, Mercer, that about killed me.

  • @katekursive1370
    @katekursive1370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    It's always so sweet to see how serious/excited Mercer gets about getting to be a player! :D

    • @elijahford8915
      @elijahford8915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I've also noticed how proud he is to see his friends who when they started had never played dnd, to now Dming a social platform.

    • @t.r.l.9818
      @t.r.l.9818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Always give your DMs a chance to be a player every once in a while. I love how our DM runs the game but because he's so good, it's always such a joy to have him as a player.

  • @natalieflores7468
    @natalieflores7468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    26:23 ‘YOU HAVE A GRAPPLING HOOK?!?.... I HAVE A BANANA...’ 😂🤣

    • @Bah56
      @Bah56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Little did she know how that banana would save the day in the end.

  • @grandturtle2786
    @grandturtle2786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    You're in LA.
    Everyone: New York accent 😅🤣

    • @NamelessWilkins
      @NamelessWilkins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nothing more LA than people that aren’t from there.

  • @sadiemcc9363
    @sadiemcc9363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Sam is the best GM--he just says yes to everything that will make the game more awesome

    • @annemichelle8660
      @annemichelle8660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Love that you wrote GM instead of DM, because we all know who gets the best DM title!

    • @jeroen92
      @jeroen92 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@annemichelle8660 Ashley

  • @AksentNethariaFilm
    @AksentNethariaFilm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    1:00:26 "Got a lot of friends that don't actually exist, so I've learned to... love everyone" is possibly the best one-liner I've ever heard.

    • @frusteratedpenguin
      @frusteratedpenguin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      abso-fucking-lutely. wifey and I laughed and awwed at this simultaneously.

  • @iPhoneeditor
    @iPhoneeditor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Liam goes straight homicidal in one shots xD

    • @taviebrown2271
      @taviebrown2271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well, critical roll is too PG to let him do that. Also, Matt would hold him responsible.
      Lets all be honest, though. Caleb would kill given the chance.

    • @jash51772
      @jash51772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He has nothing on chutney

    • @FosterF.
      @FosterF. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@taviebrown2271 “PG” need i remind you of the gelded dick-handed Traveler cleric?

    • @1SunnyDaze0
      @1SunnyDaze0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@taviebrown2271 Friendly reminder of Vox Machina's campaign against the elderly lol.

    • @hawkmore
      @hawkmore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@taviebrown2271 This aged well
      Caleb DID go straight homicidal when he got the chance

  • @hotshot590
    @hotshot590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Marisha plays the Valley Girl part SO FREAKIN WELL that I honestly just didn’t recognize her at all.

  • @croberts576
    @croberts576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Im so painfully aware that Sam is the only one not drunk and I kind of love it because he may as well be.

  • @Maharetr
    @Maharetr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Okay, for all that Sam's playing the "I don't know what i"m doing" card, 1:29:43 is a freaking masterful "...welp, THAT went weird, let's dial it back some" level of GMing. A+ work, Sam

    • @ckannan90
      @ckannan90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Yes!! That was such quick thinking, pulling it back on track while still incorporating a game breaking player decision into the narrative

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      And we got a bonus "Sam doesn't know shit about cars" gag when he said carbon dioxide XD This whole one-shot is just chaotic chaotic and it is gold all the way to the end

    • @kaizen5023
      @kaizen5023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ohhhh now I see what he did there! Thanks for pointing that out... yeah that was getting uncomfortable for a minute

  • @shawn6745
    @shawn6745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    "Two in the Granny, one in the panty"
    Sweet innocent mercer, what happened to you?

    • @MaDmOnStErQr
      @MaDmOnStErQr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Who’s mercer? I only see 5 raccoons on there racing for dear life.

    • @BluethunderNo1
      @BluethunderNo1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I thought it was 2 in the granny one in the fanny? :D

    • @ambskater97
      @ambskater97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@BluethunderNo1 That's even worse xD

    • @manaphy0993
      @manaphy0993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Well it is probably liam forcing Matt to write smut for him

    • @matthewthomson6466
      @matthewthomson6466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *we* did

  • @jacksonrigdon652
    @jacksonrigdon652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    It's a shame Matt can't play more often. His acting in this episode is incredible

  • @wasitum
    @wasitum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I think we all need to send good thoughts (and money) to Grant Howitt, because thanks to his one page games, we got this magnificent moment of mayhem (and also the 3 Honey Heist one-shots)

  • @dhammer5842
    @dhammer5842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    Vin Diesel must be the special guest for the next Crash Pandas.

    • @Touven85
      @Touven85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This needs to happen!

    • @JohnA...
      @JohnA... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He has been on before, that isn't outside the spectrum of possibility.

    • @dhammer5842
      @dhammer5842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When has Vin Diesel been on Critical Role? Are you thinking of Joe Manganiello?

    • @JohnA...
      @JohnA... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      they did a one shot with him called "D & Diesel" for that witch hunter movie he did a couple years ago, turns out he is actually a D&D fan

    • @dhammer5842
      @dhammer5842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh, one of the CelebriD&D things. I had not seen that one. Thanks man, and now this proclamation should definitely happen :)

  • @cardboard-boxgames9308
    @cardboard-boxgames9308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    I love how Matt’s character has a twitching eye. Such nice attention to detail.

    • @FriendlyNeighborhoodDM
      @FriendlyNeighborhoodDM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      And how he holds his arm as if in a cast? Mercer, king of the little details!

  • @jasmineregnier3075
    @jasmineregnier3075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This is the greatest thing I've ever watched! The fact that Sam hardly knew what was going on, the complete lack of car knowledge, and the randomness of being raccoons and the random items they all had at the beginning made for a hilariously chaotic one-shot.

  • @TheFiddleFaddle
    @TheFiddleFaddle 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I appreciate that Sam appears to have raided his kids' toy chest for props 😂

  • @ussyv3578
    @ussyv3578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    I love how Sam being a GM it's like playing Make Belief when you were 9.
    Well, I guess that's tabletop RPGs, right?

    • @Laekri
      @Laekri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      UssyV except tabletop RPGs have rules. When your friend pretend shoots you, you cant say "nuh uh! I blocked it with my invincible armor!"

    • @ussyv3578
      @ussyv3578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Laekri Make Belief with rules then

    • @dahobdahob
      @dahobdahob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When it's done right, yeah :)

    • @sabinrawr
      @sabinrawr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm pretty sure that blowing the truck over the finish line was not part of the plan. You can see Sam facepalming when he realized exactly what his off-the-cuff weird thought produced... and it was epic!

    • @annafantasia
      @annafantasia 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!! All the car movements and random obstacles and stuff were SO much like little kids playing cars. Made me so happy

  • @heinrichbestbier5458
    @heinrichbestbier5458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

    We need more of Matt as a player!

    • @michaelmewhorter9942
      @michaelmewhorter9942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I think Sam has great potential for DM as well.

    • @greganderson6691
      @greganderson6691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed!

    • @6p-ss9
      @6p-ss9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yess

    • @jerryc2475
      @jerryc2475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @JR Thomas the pirate campaign could happen soon >.>

    • @greyborg3846
      @greyborg3846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It's always one shot characters though. I'd love to see what he'd make for a long form d&d campaign.

  • @slate.and.camera04
    @slate.and.camera04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Now we need Crash Pandas: Refueled.

  • @GamingSinz
    @GamingSinz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    “LOOK DOE THE RED BUTTON!!!!”
    “RACCOONS ARE COLOR BLIND!!!!!”
    I can’t lmao.

  • @kevins9205
    @kevins9205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    27:54 Matt literally said “I can certainly try”

    • @ziforyu
      @ziforyu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i lost it when i heard that

    • @thehumangerm
      @thehumangerm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Still beaten by Matt saying, "For you I will be the bottom!" and everyone managed to refrain from comment.

    • @moanilsson3448
      @moanilsson3448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      When you realise you DM too much

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You can take the Mercer out of the DM...

    • @gabrielnovakk
      @gabrielnovakk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They're getting self aware

  • @TimdeVisser86
    @TimdeVisser86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    In this game I learned that Vin Diesel is a furry and Matthew Mercer is a bottom.

    • @lunatrans424
      @lunatrans424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      He specifics that he is a bottom for Liam so probably a switch if anything

    • @cherry-bk2yr
      @cherry-bk2yr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      this collection of words is something i never could’ve predicted reading but it’s brought me such joy

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Vin Diesel is a furry? More like Vin Wiesel.

    • @FatalHog
      @FatalHog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@lunatrans424 I mean.... to be fair, i dont think marisha would let him be a top... just sayin

    • @henryfender5408
      @henryfender5408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In this game I learned that Vin Diesel is a furry and Matthew Mercer is a bottom.

  • @ScorchHellfire
    @ScorchHellfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I hope that Matt watches the ping pong ball section again just to see how much Travis was messing with him. :P

  • @jebnordost7487
    @jebnordost7487 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I cant believe that Liams Racoon is instantly recognizable as Liam

  • @Shu-sama
    @Shu-sama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    This was the best disney movie i ever saw.

    • @tylerdmcgilvery
      @tylerdmcgilvery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh shit..... that would be epic.....

    • @JCGver
      @JCGver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'd pay good money to watch a movie of the pixar team animating a 2 hour voice acting improv by critical role

    • @TheDanielcs
      @TheDanielcs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its because its Pixar's

    • @tomaszskowronski1406
      @tomaszskowronski1406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This... actually would be a good one. Over the Hedge crossed with Fast & Furious

    • @DTux5249
      @DTux5249 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tomaszskowronski1406 actually the summary of this game

  • @ZachTangen
    @ZachTangen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Welcome to Sam Riege's Crash Pandas where the everything's made up and the points don't matter. ;)
    These one-shots are so much fun. This one had me laughing so hard. Thanks for putting this together Sam!

    • @photogirl894
      @photogirl894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best. Comment. EVER!!

    • @RoyalT400
      @RoyalT400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The points don't matter. The points don't matter. The points don't matter.

  • @Basketball92485678
    @Basketball92485678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    omg the emotional rollercoasters sam takes us on during this
    "the car does not explode,,,.......... for a moment..... THEN IT DEFINITELY EXPLODES" 42:53
    and
    "he could definitely be blind if he used eyes to see..........WHICH HE DOES SO HES TOTALLY BLIND!!" 2:27:37
    im dying lmaooo

  • @averagegirl7113
    @averagegirl7113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "And our last racer...this guy on a motorcycle!!" Why is that so funny to me????

  • @21cracer21
    @21cracer21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    21:05 "Back hood" is Sam's "Reverse Math".

    • @QemeH
      @QemeH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well... since he then described the engine to be there, it actually WAS an engine hood in the back. As Travis commented, this is very unusual for american build cars, but there are some german and italian models (most notably Porsche and Fiat 500) that have their trunk/boot in the front and their engine housing in the back.

    • @spacetearable
      @spacetearable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      When your butler brings you your car in the morning, what does HE call it!?

    • @tomaszskowronski1406
      @tomaszskowronski1406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@QemeH It was an ice cream truck. with a back door that many pandas jumped through during the game. He immediately forgot that the engine is in the way, until it was relevant becouse the "front one" got destroyed. It was hillarious. I loved it.

  • @rebecca6565
    @rebecca6565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    1:19:10 why do I get the feeling this was just an excuse to throw things at Matthew Mercer?

  • @Ryucopasetic
    @Ryucopasetic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love the moments when Mercer gets super into character and excited about something. Then he attempts to regain composure but immediately gets excited again.

  • @williamdavis7906
    @williamdavis7906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This would make an amazing disney-esc. animated movie. It's got sweet, relatable characters, who just so happen to be talking animals, clenching plot twists, is full of sam's child like fun, and crescendos beautifully into a gripping climax and a satisfying ending.

    • @thgiEytnewT
      @thgiEytnewT 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You'd need to keep at least some of the violence and language, though, so I'm thinking ... B-side to LoVM.

  • @blairbird8022
    @blairbird8022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Sam: Any questions before we start guys?
    Laura: Where do babies come from?

    • @ellerealyay1293
      @ellerealyay1293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Blair Bird says the woman has had a kid

    • @blairbird8022
      @blairbird8022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ellerealyay1293 Pretty sure that was the joke.