Disparate Pieces | Critical Role: THE MIGHTY NEIN | Episode 4

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  • The party presents evidence of the devil toad’s corruption at a midnight trial, and Beau confronts an envoy from her past...
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  • @Virtualmess32
    @Virtualmess32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4143

    "Shes had a bad night"
    "I'm at one hit point i understand"

    • @nathanbaileigh9210
      @nathanbaileigh9210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Poor Caleb.

    • @leonw5956
      @leonw5956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      It's the mages life

    • @lauravturner
      @lauravturner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      “It’s a hard knock life - for us!”

    • @vanish2884
      @vanish2884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Most under rated joke of the episode imo

  • @m.ed.g2000
    @m.ed.g2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5904

    Beau - "MY FIRST NEMESIS!!"
    Matt - "A 12 YEAR OLD GIRLLL"

    • @TheManowarcraft
      @TheManowarcraft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Beau-I just give her a little eh you know one of tho-
      Travis: SHE GOES UNCONSCIOUS 💀

    • @TheFlynCow
      @TheFlynCow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@TheManowarcraft Beau:"I give her a little push"
      Matt:"Okay, How do you want to do this?"
      the Party: 👁👄👁

    • @jacktom3799
      @jacktom3799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@TheFlynCowbeau:i punch her mortal combat style and destroy her skull

    • @MrSDPlayer
      @MrSDPlayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@TheFlynCow LMAO

    • @qerupasy
      @qerupasy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Ambrose Contreras To be fair, expecting her to go easy on Vecna to protect Velora is complete nonsense. If you go easy at that point, you deserve the TPK.

  • @quakeroats2007
    @quakeroats2007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4287

    Everyone: "How do we prove our innocence?"
    Caleb running directly to the authorities: "I have killed a man!"

    • @kida4313
      @kida4313 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also look at my piss goblin!

    • @safi6749
      @safi6749 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Mamaaaa,just killed a man

    • @sobinir7933
      @sobinir7933 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

      @@safi6749 put a spell against his head, rolled advantage now he's deeeaaaaaad

    • @justaghostinthesea
      @justaghostinthesea 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      ​@@sobinir7933MAMAAAAAAA, OOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @foxisconfused
      @foxisconfused 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @secretsaresafe9399 DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRYYYYYY

  • @carlarivera3058
    @carlarivera3058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2257

    caleb: most towns don’t like goblins, most people don’t
    also caleb: THIS IS MY FRIEND SHE’S A GOBLIN

    • @rowanharbour
      @rowanharbour ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Omg, yeah, lolz!

    • @G.F.SF55
      @G.F.SF55 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Maybe he thought it was best to be honest, but in retrospect it is funny 😂

    • @Wendeta-hq2cp
      @Wendeta-hq2cp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Well technically they already realised she was (the guards I mean) and I assume Caleb saw how she didn't have her mask on and was in more chains than everyone else, so being the smart cookie that he is he concluded that it would be best to just be honest.

  • @Nessmess001
    @Nessmess001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5890

    Loved the scene of Beau making the demon's corpse mouth things while jester and fjord cackled, Molly just walked off disturbed, and nott pointed her knife at it thinking it was alive. All the whole with Caleb throwing up in the background.
    Truly a group bonding moment

    • @haydenmorgan8156
      @haydenmorgan8156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      someone draw this now

    • @phantomgrape
      @phantomgrape 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      This is a complete draw the squad prompt

    • @thesandman1385
      @thesandman1385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      This would be one of the best illustrations ever.

    • @lakedoessomething702
      @lakedoessomething702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I can see my players doing this lol

    • @TrashDeviant
      @TrashDeviant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Sounds like a Friday night.

  • @andyenglish4303
    @andyenglish4303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10015

    Gustav: Don't make the same mistakes as your forefathers.
    Jester: Wow they had four fathers?
    Nott: I know that's really progressive!

    • @tomasroque3338
      @tomasroque3338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      when was that?

    • @jennifermk4059
      @jennifermk4059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      1:41:25

    • @tomasroque3338
      @tomasroque3338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@jennifermk4059 Thank you! I can't believe I missed that, I honestly spent 15 minutes clicking through the video to find that and failed.

    • @brendaturner6831
      @brendaturner6831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol

    • @robrojas8790
      @robrojas8790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      ty so much! in the Spanish subtitles this joke not make any sense.

  • @M00nSlippers
    @M00nSlippers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2437

    The Gang: We should steal 2,000 gold from somewhere to get NPC Gustav out of trouble!
    Matt: Dear GOD, please don't.

    • @thelocaldork
      @thelocaldork ปีที่แล้ว +121

      lmaoo fr he was like "ah shit how am i gonna fix this, please dont go stealing stuff"

    • @Amon2323
      @Amon2323 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      In fairness putting an NPC at least 2 of them have a history with into indentured servitude for 2 years would make any non Evil group pause. Nice to see even the pro DMs sometimes make little errors of foresight, gives hope for the rest of us!

  • @Xcimeister
    @Xcimeister 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1791

    I love that Liam takes his german accent so far as to say "A Centimeter of my Life" rather than "An Inch"

    • @wouldiwasshookspeared4087
      @wouldiwasshookspeared4087 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      And straight up calls someone an arschloch!

    • @Inno4138
      @Inno4138 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It was definitely more impactful though

    • @GermanyIsNotReal
      @GermanyIsNotReal 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      1:55:58 he did say "every inch of my body" tho

    • @G.F.SF55
      @G.F.SF55 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@@GermanyIsNotReal well the people around you rubb off 😂

    • @zqueen3871
      @zqueen3871 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Reminds me of the scene in Inglorious Basterds where the undercover American counts to 3 on his fingers incorrectly. Liam did the homework 😂💯

  • @mosssenter2977
    @mosssenter2977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3526

    "Is the goblin pissing in my court" had me in tears

    • @allblazing1160
      @allblazing1160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      kicked it in the cotter Ra Ra Ra

    • @hexpsyche
      @hexpsyche 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      1:15:46

    • @funsize69
      @funsize69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Srsly thou what's he doing

    • @thomassmart4088
      @thomassmart4088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MVP

    • @Lathlaer
      @Lathlaer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@funsize69 Yeah Sam's and Laura's characters are clearly not right in the head :D

  • @olimara1647
    @olimara1647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14605

    Caleb explains that he is a hero: I murdered a man, I did it, he is dead, I killed him. He was a frog, and now he is dead. I killed the circus man.

    • @schwany6703
      @schwany6703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

      2 days ago, on this old ass video, still managed to get 14 likes, that's incredible

    • @Amnesia1998
      @Amnesia1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      And now you have 100 likes.

    • @117chronicles
      @117chronicles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      And then there was 200 likes

    • @Chrismarzek
      @Chrismarzek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@schwany6703 same. im trying to catch up so i can make sense of whats happened on other episodes from when i first found this channel.

    • @baxterwilhelm8114
      @baxterwilhelm8114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      This is straight up the funniest comment I've seen in my life.

  • @julianaayu
    @julianaayu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1056

    "Is that goblin pissing in my court??"
    Rules of improv: Yes, and...

    • @endel12
      @endel12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      What *is* Sam doing???

    • @julianaayu
      @julianaayu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@endel12 He's pissing

    • @wouldiwasshookspeared4087
      @wouldiwasshookspeared4087 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@endel12 he was refilling his flask lol

    • @go44yeah
      @go44yeah หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@wouldiwasshookspeared4087 With piss

  • @izzybella3409
    @izzybella3409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +923

    "I am either a clown, or a frog-killer."
    Incredible.

    • @peteralexandergraae2830
      @peteralexandergraae2830 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Sam's just like: clown to the right of me, jester to the left. Here I am, stuck in the middle of it all

    • @sdagoth3037
      @sdagoth3037 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He is both.

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3288

    In the bathhouse:
    Caleb: _actually taking a relaxing bath_
    Nott: _eating off the floor and stealing everything_

    • @bartholomewjenkins164
      @bartholomewjenkins164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      DeathnoteBB He’s casting “Find Familiar” again

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bartholomew Jenkins Who Caleb? I was wondering what the book was for.

    • @FrostyTheSnowPickle
      @FrostyTheSnowPickle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      When Nott takes a bath, she *takes* a bath.

    • @crungler
      @crungler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @DarthLesbian420 stealing is easy! originality is hard.

    • @FrostyTheSnowPickle
      @FrostyTheSnowPickle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cookie the Fabulous - Precisely. Just learning from Nott.

  • @battleborn7672
    @battleborn7672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4343

    "roll a deception check"
    ...
    * looks up at DM * "zero"

    • @outerheavenman
      @outerheavenman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      I died laughing at that

    • @puddlesdadawgcow3547
      @puddlesdadawgcow3547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      I also died laughing. I mean how does he get so unlucky that he rolls a 3 and has a modified or -3

    • @puddlesdadawgcow3547
      @puddlesdadawgcow3547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Of*

    • @michaelklog
      @michaelklog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      i loved that matt choked on his cola XD

    • @Beamankylo
      @Beamankylo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@evaahh9584 47:45

  • @haasgaming
    @haasgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1449

    Caleb realizing something has finally gone right in his life, while on the other side a goblin devours cucumbers off the floor. Wonderful.

    • @bumbledy_bee
      @bumbledy_bee ปีที่แล้ว +40

      A truly historic momment

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Each having fun in their own way!

  • @seancain2216
    @seancain2216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    It is unreal how every persuasion, intimidation, and deception check is a failure (when it matters) for an ENTIRE TEAM.

    • @Wendeta-hq2cp
      @Wendeta-hq2cp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      The team has no rizz. They completely suck at actually throwing their personality around. 🤣

    • @peterrose5373
      @peterrose5373 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      At least partly because they're more interested in being amusing than sensible, and they have a lot of faith in their plot armor.

  • @devinawe9102
    @devinawe9102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6368

    Sam Riegel playing a character with -3 charisma is everything I never knew I needed

    • @zachary5833
      @zachary5833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Zero

    • @xOIwa
      @xOIwa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      I was laughing so hard when he said "0", but then i remembered my character has -4 charisma so.... :D

    • @jamesborn3603
      @jamesborn3603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@xOIwa please tell me you've rolled a -2 before

    • @xOIwa
      @xOIwa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@jamesborn3603 I did. But my character's name is Kay Oss so it's kinda suitable :D

    • @LP-iy5mv
      @LP-iy5mv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That part was so funny

  • @SooperDingo
    @SooperDingo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1629

    When your party members bully you so much that you incorporate taking a bath into your downtime

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I do not understand these types of comments. As a DM, the biggest challenge I find is having enough story prepared to keep the players entertained for a full session, without them chewing through all the plot in under an hour (my group is very goal oriented). As such, if a player wants to eat up fifteen minutes of play time on something simple, or on having a conversation among themselves, that's a huge help. You can sit back and coast for a bit and let THEM tell YOU the story, which is delightful. I cannot imagine what kind of DM would be upset by their players giving them a break and picking up the narrative slack.

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@elbruces I think 1: It's because the thing he chose to do, out of all the things possibly available to a creative player like him, he chose to bathe because his party members made up the fact that he was smelly. So instead of preparing potions, writing scrolls, shopping for spell ingredients(which he needed at one point), he chose to RP taking a bath. It's funny. So people comment on it. 2. You're taking jokey observations about RPing a bath too seriously.

    • @wesleyw7908
      @wesleyw7908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@elbruces That's because these type of comments are jokes, and you apparently failed spotting the joke.
      Must have been a natural 1

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Not always. I see a LOT of comments seriously suggesting that Matt should be annoyed when the characters want to take time to RP themselves without following his story. That's the context I'm coming from.

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@elbruces No you don't.

  • @TheDevilsOwl505
    @TheDevilsOwl505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    47:55 has to be my favorite Sam moment so far (finally watching Campaign 2 from the start) The way he rolls, sits back with the look of a natural 20 then goes "Zero" with just as much confidence is fucking hysterical

    • @CasualApostate
      @CasualApostate ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I just got to this part and I agree lmao.

    • @juiciethebox1564
      @juiciethebox1564 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And Liam pointing and laughing “look at him look at him look at him” is the icing on the cake

  • @cuttlefish6839
    @cuttlefish6839 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    I hope Beau keeps the gag of spamming help everytime she's being dragged to jail and sees her friends lol kills me everytime

  • @Tiffany_jade_m
    @Tiffany_jade_m 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1900

    “I’m at one hit point, I understand.” I need that on a t-shirt.

    • @kungfuskull
      @kungfuskull 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Tiffany Drudy i would totally buy that as merch. Hint hint, producers

    • @LP-iy5mv
      @LP-iy5mv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think that and zero would be good on a T-SHIRT

    • @erikwilliams1562
      @erikwilliams1562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

  • @joom3004
    @joom3004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3001

    "Is that like a magic tric-"
    "What's your armor class?"
    *nervous laughter*

    • @zennamok5428
      @zennamok5428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Didnt she take enough damage to be knocked out...

    • @codyvandal2860
      @codyvandal2860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Zenna mok no she had 18HP

    • @olliecon5385
      @olliecon5385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      *chuckles* Im in danger

    • @expensivemagic4754
      @expensivemagic4754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmfao

    • @beluga_soup7285
      @beluga_soup7285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      best part. she was getting too big for her britches.

  • @neutwho
    @neutwho 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +213

    Mollymauk saying “there’s nothing wrong with living your life. You only get one of em. Well, mostly….” is excellent foreshadowing.

    • @matthewherndon6488
      @matthewherndon6488 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      It's my first time watching this series, but honestly this isn't that much of a spoiler at all. 😆
      Death and resurrection is just how Critical Role operates.

    • @aaronhopple5551
      @aaronhopple5551 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah...

    • @neutwho
      @neutwho หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@matthewherndon6488 I did not say “excellent spoiler,” I said foreshadowing. Totally different! And totally unintentional on Taliesin’s part, as we later learn in the campaign 2 wrap-up, which only proves he is an ancient eldritch being of unfathomable knowing.

  • @Im-Not-a-Dog
    @Im-Not-a-Dog ปีที่แล้ว +325

    No One:
    No One At All:
    Caleb: "I HAVE KILLED A MAN!!! I HAVE KILLED A MAN FROM THE CARNIVAL AND MY FRIEND IS A GOBLIN!!!!!"

  • @Klatubarada1979
    @Klatubarada1979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1788

    "I thought you were Nott, the brave?"
    "Nono, there is no coma, I'm just not the brave." LOLOL

    • @leciii7831
      @leciii7831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Your grammar went into a coma when you made this post.

    • @duraemakye1384
      @duraemakye1384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmfao

    • @Lord_Numpty
      @Lord_Numpty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And heartbreaking later on.

    • @krishnajain4391
      @krishnajain4391 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      *comma

  • @ishouldfindagoodname2416
    @ishouldfindagoodname2416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3345

    3:04:38
    “Let’s go all of these places!”
    *Matthew makes the face of a DM that has not prepared all of these places*

    • @XcZeus3469
      @XcZeus3469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      Matt has begun plotting how he can murder Jester and pass it off as "part of the plot" to stop her antics.

    • @Rembanspellsong
      @Rembanspellsong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@XcZeus3469 A good DM will never murder a PC just to stop some antics. Especially not when there are times when he can't keep a straight face because of said antics.

    • @XcZeus3469
      @XcZeus3469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      @@Rembanspellsong Sarcasm. A good commenter knows how to identify it.

    • @fashionsuckman4652
      @fashionsuckman4652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@XcZeus3469 gotta put a /s for the retards

    • @bjminyard563
      @bjminyard563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My God that’s funny!!!

  • @KinToInferno
    @KinToInferno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    43:05 Nott: gets stealth of 26
    Caleb: “That’s my girl!”
    My heart: 💥💗💥💗💥💗

    • @JacobHeaton-tx4gd
      @JacobHeaton-tx4gd 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      an exploding heart doesn't sound healthy are you okay.

    • @AMediumSizedKodiak
      @AMediumSizedKodiak 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@JacobHeaton-tx4gd I believe the doctors call that “dead”

    • @JacobHeaton-tx4gd
      @JacobHeaton-tx4gd 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@AMediumSizedKodiak indeed

  • @giuliagrosso1804
    @giuliagrosso1804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1260

    Ashleigh c1: the moral compass of the group
    Ashleigh c2: goes missing for two episodes and rocks up arrested

  • @trashlord6447
    @trashlord6447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4222

    Caleb, standing in front of the police covered in blood: I killed a man lmao

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      Not just "I killed a man." It was "I murdered this carnie and that proves us all innocent."

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Matt had to do some quick thinking to keep Liam from having to make a new char lol

    • @joshuarubenstein2298
      @joshuarubenstein2298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Cha cha real smooth

    • @alexfox6232
      @alexfox6232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I'm A mUrDeReR! I'lL dO iT aGaIn!

    • @anamitraroy1681
      @anamitraroy1681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mamaaaaa uuwwwwuuuu

  • @colebecker7832
    @colebecker7832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3223

    and caleb pulls the classic "you caught us, she's a goblin." this time in court while the judge's race is a sworn enemy to goblins

    • @Ihileath
      @Ihileath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Trash Panda better they find out by admission.

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Another instance of Caleb's oversharing. For a man with so many secrets they're really bad at keeping them

    • @urando3042
      @urando3042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@Pundae makes him better at keeping the bigger secrets. They'll never know.

    • @micryt.
      @micryt. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      She was literally arrested for being a goblin.

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@micryt. that's not why she was arrested lol

  • @shadowelii
    @shadowelii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1193

    So you’ve got Nott using her body as a shield when Caleb’s down for the count last episode and now we got Caleb doing the same against a whole Lawmaster. I’m just very 🥺🥺🥺 about them both.

    • @TheKazeetie
      @TheKazeetie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Especially consider (possible spoilers for Caleb's backstory)
      How terrified he is of being locked up, this is like facing his worst fear if he failed

  • @joshuarubenstein2298
    @joshuarubenstein2298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2363

    "We gotta prove our innocence"
    Caleb: "I killed him, Yea I killed him, got the head to prove it"
    *Cha cha real smooth*

  • @alexfirefly1956
    @alexfirefly1956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5264

    No one:
    Literally No One:
    Caleb: Alright, you got us. She's a Goblin.

    • @reedk2402
      @reedk2402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Alex Firefly ya but when she was arrested it was because the mask fell off. I mean town guards are stupid but not that stupid so its better to admit it than to try and talk your way out.

    • @partialbullet2215
      @partialbullet2215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      I hope this becomes a running theme in the series
      *imagine*
      Royal guard: The goblins in this area are extremely dangerous and cleaver, we will give you 2 silver pieces for every goblin you slay
      Caleb: Okay you caught us, Nott is a goblin

    • @ryanmc6756
      @ryanmc6756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      No one:
      Literally no one:
      Not a single person:
      Not an animal:
      Not me:
      Not anyone in the comments:
      Literally no one at all:
      You: haha no one funny

  • @ymir7447
    @ymir7447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9191

    Matt just played four npc's in a courtroom by himself like a beast.

    • @davidmauro8947
      @davidmauro8947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      1 take! xD

    • @kyndreds
      @kyndreds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +644

      Matt played like 12 characters in one scene near the end of campaign 1, that man is really talented

    • @catherinereed8977
      @catherinereed8977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@kyndreds That was by and far an amazing scene.

    • @corvus1253
      @corvus1253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      That's because Matthew Mercer is a DM god!

    • @lucindatheartist6435
      @lucindatheartist6435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Bassicaly me when I'm alone.
      Self roleplay

  • @jenbrown4097
    @jenbrown4097 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Caleb: “I am injured to within a centimeter of my life.” Liam is so in character that he uses the metric system!

    • @Sizzox
      @Sizzox 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ”And it was the meteic system!” - Taryon Darrington

  • @DaVeganZombie
    @DaVeganZombie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    You can immediately tell how much this strange, new group means to Caleb by how incredibly blessed he comes off for having a moment of peace with his best friend where he’s now in a position to read in silence, and in peace for even a little while.
    Just two days ago in character he was starving. Wanted. Scared. Not just for his own safety but for Nott’s. And now he has friends waiting for him, his best friend is safe by his side, and they can exist in peace.
    It’s incredible storytelling.

  • @Jotunn96
    @Jotunn96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2850

    I love how Caleb is literally a light breeze away from death for the first half of this episode yet no one suggests that he gets medical attention for two hours

    • @AnxietyRat
      @AnxietyRat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Gotta love being the quiet friend. You get forgotten about sometimes. But more likely they just forgot he was at 1 hit point from the previous session.

    • @lazynoodle6739
      @lazynoodle6739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@AnxietyRat That's very likely they forgot. Even the time of the day changed - whole last battle was in a middle of the night and it was suddenly just 10pm when they rested here XD

    • @coolerthanoranges
      @coolerthanoranges 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He rolled some hit dice when they realized the boat ride was a short rest, so he at least wasn't at 1 hp

    • @sleepy6613
      @sleepy6613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@coolerthanoranges he declined the hit die, he wanted to stay at low health to show off his wounds

    • @bayarea_pyro4159
      @bayarea_pyro4159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Caleb: “I’d like to jump for joy after acquiring these new spells in the bath-house!”
      Dm: “roll for agility because the floor is wet now that naught spilled the pitcher”
      Dice: “1”
      Dm: “you sprain your ankle and fall into a coma”

  • @azanthal
    @azanthal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2012

    DM: "make a deception check"
    Nott: ".......zero......."
    everyone but nott : dies with laughter including me

    • @virginiamooney4105
      @virginiamooney4105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Highlights: Matt disappearing behind the screen. Liam brazenly pointing and laughing at Matt. Sam's nearly folded hands and gestures with "3 minus 3 = zero."

    • @chrisspiers1
      @chrisspiers1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Nott could Star in her own film... ‘Deception Failure’.

  • @DoubleK0802
    @DoubleK0802 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    Yet another episode of Caleb revealing his friend is a goblin without anyone asking

    • @NerdHerdForLife
      @NerdHerdForLife ปีที่แล้ว +63

      *Caleb* : Goblins aren't very well like, we need to keep you hidden
      *Also Caleb, every 10 minutes, completely unprompted* : MY FRIEND IS A GOBLIN!!!!

    • @slvaltva1392
      @slvaltva1392 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      he is like that one very protective friend who accidentally makes everything about race
      "This girl is kinda weird"
      "How DARE you say something wrong about her just because she is a GOBLIN???"
      "I didn't even know she is"
      "Oh"

    • @ArkbladeIX
      @ArkbladeIX 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Persona 5 Ryuuji if he liked to read

    • @averystevenson7155
      @averystevenson7155 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They already knew at that point

  • @natashawylie7555
    @natashawylie7555 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    Okay but Sam helping Laura hide her pregnancy because they hadn’t announced it yet was like the cutest thing. 2:11:49 and 2:33:49

    • @thespankmyfrank
      @thespankmyfrank ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Thank you for pointing it out! That's so sweet.

    • @natashawylie7555
      @natashawylie7555 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@thespankmyfrank Isn’t it!!!!!!

    • @Lord_Forehead
      @Lord_Forehead 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Well spotted, that's awesome!

    • @mirandactl
      @mirandactl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I would have never noticed! So sweet!

    • @uli11
      @uli11 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Honestly the moments of sweetness, caring and thoughtfulness between our ragtag troup is so incredibly wonderful to behold...

  • @joshprice4855
    @joshprice4855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1036

    "I kinda want to punch you back"
    "Then do it."
    Beau.exe has stopped working

    • @LookieLoki
      @LookieLoki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      When the dom tells the switch to take control 😂

    • @Chameleon_Cat
      @Chameleon_Cat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Josh Price mac curruption noise du du du du

    • @caca95cb
      @caca95cb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@LookieLoki god yes that's exactly what I thought

  • @neuroinsect1944
    @neuroinsect1944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1014

    Caleb is by far the most sane of this party. And that is terrifying. I love it.

    • @TheAlienGinger
      @TheAlienGinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Looking back, this is DEFINITELY not true

    • @MrWTFgameplay
      @MrWTFgameplay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The Alien Ginger huh... sane you say..?

    • @codyrm86
      @codyrm86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah you wana rethink that bud?

    • @megashark1013
      @megashark1013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Yeah, Fjord is the most sane. And he barfs up saltwater every night.

  • @themurc6391
    @themurc6391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Lol. I love that they all kinda hint at like “yeah I’m wanted for crimes so let’s avoid like 60% of the world”

  • @lillyschneider2036
    @lillyschneider2036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Matt to Marisha: You approach the Baumbauch family brewery.
    Me, a German learner: Ah, yes. The tree stomach family.

    • @simongiles9749
      @simongiles9749 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      I assumed it was the Baumbach, which would be like a tree-lined brook.

  • @sebastianbennette5727
    @sebastianbennette5727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3811

    Favorite Caleb quotes:
    "I'm either a clown or I'm a toad killer!"
    "I'm a dirty hobo and I reek like yesterday's garbage."

    • @scottlucas5003
      @scottlucas5003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      I'd totally buy a "I'm either a clown or I'm a toad killer T-shirt

    • @FlyingButterHorse
      @FlyingButterHorse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      And I'd Totally buy a "I'm a dirty hobo and i reek like yesterday's garbage" t-shirt. LOL.

    • @John-rb8gb
      @John-rb8gb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      You’re forgetting some prime Nott T-shirt quotes like “All Magic Kills Goblins”

    • @the_well-known_stranger2275
      @the_well-known_stranger2275 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      A TH-cam Commenter I LOVE TRINKETS SOOO MUCH!!!

    • @Leviathis_Krade
      @Leviathis_Krade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "Why's this crowbar seven gold?"

  • @ErikaWeiss633
    @ErikaWeiss633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    "Here."
    *Pulls off one of the many rings they looted off of the toad's corpse*
    "This is an old family heirloom."
    XD, Jester is just amazing.

    • @SorchaSublime
      @SorchaSublime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      "Thanks, it looks a lot like one I lost a few days ago" either the toad stole it or it wasn't one of those rings and jester stole it. Either or.

  • @joshuarubenstein2298
    @joshuarubenstein2298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3113

    Beau: *insults Dairon*
    DM: "What's your armor class?"
    Beau: 👁👄👁

    • @eternasapphiremoon81
      @eternasapphiremoon81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      ...why do I hear boss music? in Latin? O_O

    • @yannismpa3701
      @yannismpa3701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@eternasapphiremoon81 Anything specific? Like.....
      VENI VENI VENIAS
      NE ME MORE FACIAS

    • @FuugaNatsu
      @FuugaNatsu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@yannismpa3701 Gloriosa, generosa! :P

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *Boss music intensifies*

    • @steeveewuzzheer1992
      @steeveewuzzheer1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      FITHOS
      LUSEC
      VITHOS
      VENOSEC
      Or whatever

  • @glass_jaws
    @glass_jaws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Feels like the Circus master totally knew what was up with the devil frog, and was letting him feed on healthy people in the circus since they wouldn't likely die. Hence why the elderly were banned, but one got through and got eaten and started this whole mess.

    • @megans4211
      @megans4211 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +

    • @2g33ksgamingttv3
      @2g33ksgamingttv3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I'm pretty sure in a talks machina or something Matt admits that the circus master made a deal with it, this was probably something similar to the arrangement

    • @gabrielleblack4328
      @gabrielleblack4328 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes exactly what I was thinking

    • @gabrielleblack4328
      @gabrielleblack4328 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It’s so obvious Matt basically handed to them on a platter but they did not get it per usual 😂

    • @Wendeta-hq2cp
      @Wendeta-hq2cp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Oh absolutely! Gustav absolutely fucking knew and accepted it! "No sick, no elderly" aka "no easily killable people".

  • @Drekromancer
    @Drekromancer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2185

    47:42 "I was just a bystander!!" *rolls a 0 for Deception*
    Nothing will ever surpass the joy I feel when I see Liam *point and laugh* at Matt for choking on his drink.

    • @worldbuilder3262
      @worldbuilder3262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Best part

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I live for these moments

    • @at.myrthe
      @at.myrthe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It's one of the rare times Matt raises his glass and actually decides to drink, and he immediately regrets it

    • @mb2001
      @mb2001 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks for the timestamp!

  • @josephbarker7933
    @josephbarker7933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    I love how Sam OWNS his low rolls. "Zero."

    • @mme.veronica735
      @mme.veronica735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      To be fair that's impressive. How many people can roll a 0 with a 3

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@mme.veronica735 A fair few, -3 modifiers aren't that hard to come by.

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Felicia Day rolled a negative 1 on initaitive last campaign.

    • @StrapMerf
      @StrapMerf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mme.veronica735 I have a character I rolled that could roll 1 0 from a 3.... dice gods hated me this day with 5, 8, 4, 7, 8, 12... (4d6, highest 3) i tried to sacrifice a d6 to the gods under my car tyre.. they did not accept my sacrifice, the dice lives..

    • @allblazing1160
      @allblazing1160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      were the hell is bo the breaker

  • @Lyonatan
    @Lyonatan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "Injured within a CENTIMETER of my life" unassuming sentence showing how deep in character he is

  • @EyeAM138
    @EyeAM138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Finally started Critical Role and now I know why Matt is held in such high regard. Holy shit, he is amazing.

    • @DarkDecimus
      @DarkDecimus ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He is like a Tolken or RR Martin, who not only creates these incredibly detailed and full, lore rich worlds, but also then acts them out and all the the npcs who populate those worlds! Amazing indeed!

    • @bloodybutterflygaming1242
      @bloodybutterflygaming1242 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Fellow newbie (both to CR and as a DnD player). He really is great. The only thing that sucks is there are so many people acting like if their DMs aren't on his level that makes them inherently bad. 😔

    • @jasonryba2126
      @jasonryba2126 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bloodybutterflygaming1242 Trying to be a DM to a bunch of kids that have binged all of Campaign 1 is difficult at best.

  • @juliustausch7377
    @juliustausch7377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    I like the contrast of Texas Ranger Ford and German Hobo-Wizard Caleb. It's amusing.

  • @glanni
    @glanni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    Legend has it that the old gnome is still waiting for the strange man to return to buy the music box.

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      And the guy who held the farming books

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Elsa Frost This is why people at yard sales don’t hold things without payment XD
      Everyone knows you aren’t coming back

  • @scottwagner2566
    @scottwagner2566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    I’m starting to think Laura Bailey is just a character Jester plays...

  • @MandyCummins
    @MandyCummins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    We learned of Yasha's book where she puts flowers this episode and we thought hey that's a cool little idiosyncrasy for a character like her...and then plenty episodes later we will be smacked in the heart by the real reason she collects flowers.

    • @wardalafef5705
      @wardalafef5705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      İ like comments like yours they don't spoil but rather excite by not mentioning what actually is there to be discovered

    • @theglasswolf3206
      @theglasswolf3206 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@wardalafef5705 - same, they make me try to guess as to what the reason could be & that’s so much fun

  • @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275
    @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2569

    "I thought you were 'Nott, the Brave'"
    "No, there's no coma. I'm just 'Nott the brave'"

    • @danielvalentino3675
      @danielvalentino3675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Ricardo Rodriguez phenominal line

    • @MaddBass7
      @MaddBass7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I appreciate your correct use of quotation. I don't know why, but it's nice to see in a TH-cam comment for once.

    • @valkoharja
      @valkoharja 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      comma, but yeah.

    • @ReptarTheUgly
      @ReptarTheUgly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      " H'ey "WhA'Ts up"'" mY+-";! guys

    • @NullCodeMusic
      @NullCodeMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ricardo Rodriguez comma*

  • @berrybunnyprince811
    @berrybunnyprince811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2844

    Caleb never mentioned that he removed the braids so I love to think that form now on that they are just there forever now.

    • @toasted_equestrian
      @toasted_equestrian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Honestly if his hair is as greasy from lack of bathing, the braids probably stayed in really well.

    • @louie8483
      @louie8483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I WAS THINKING EXACTLY THIS

    • @pixelcat5725
      @pixelcat5725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hahaha thats true XD

    • @HosannaReign
      @HosannaReign 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      My favorite thing about this is that those braids were actually over 2 years ago. Most of us are caught up on the campaign and in the know by now. Those of us rewatching the first episodes and catching up to the actual campaign through Christmas break are coming to know these small details. Even after all this time this show has managed to capture our hearts and our imaginations. Watching these episodes for the first time and in many cases for many other people re-watching these episodes, it is exhilarating to see. Oh how the continuity of this content doth spring forth, much joy for d&d fans.

    • @zebur4170
      @zebur4170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Due to his poor hygiene they slowly become dreadlocks

  • @dolphin64575
    @dolphin64575 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    55:48 Marisha bringing back the manacled "help. help. help." 😂

    • @golik133
      @golik133 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It needs to be put in the upcoming show😂

  • @masonwheeler6536
    @masonwheeler6536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    It's still weird, after years of Grog, to see Travis being the one with the intelligence and common sense for the party!

    • @CabageBeans
      @CabageBeans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He still kinda was, he just couldn't voice it in a way that wasn't in line with Grog's stats.

    • @JadeReloaded
      @JadeReloaded ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Grog had common sense, it was just the common sense of the average five-year-old.

    • @dennisn5308
      @dennisn5308 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      what impresses me is how well he plays are character with super high charisma, high intelligence but sub-par wisdom. It really shows how he is both crazy smart but also very gullible and naive.

    • @ore0hn0
      @ore0hn0 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I love it for him. He is having the best time

    • @Gregatron13
      @Gregatron13 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Also Sam having no charisma 😂

  • @CathodeRayKobold
    @CathodeRayKobold 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2882

    Nott the Brave was waiting for 4 episodes to make that punchline.

  • @BashStash
    @BashStash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1631

    “Sorry for choking you with my stick.”

    • @ChitenBugMan
      @ChitenBugMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hahaha GAY

    • @wonderlandartwork3579
      @wonderlandartwork3579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      ... and I'll never do it again?

    • @sita1871
      @sita1871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lies! All lies!

    • @astonlynch1591
      @astonlynch1591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Her large wooden stick

    • @gayfoxxx7229
      @gayfoxxx7229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Both Beau or Marisha could choke me with a wooden stick anytime... 😏

  • @WolfHeathen
    @WolfHeathen 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +162

    TIMESTAMPS 2023, BACK TO THE TOP:
    00:30 - Sam Presents the DnD Beyond Awards
    4:45 - Foreshadowing this episode’s rolls
    8:50 - Episode Start
    14:30 - No Respect for the Dead
    19:40 - At level 2, you don’t kill kids, you just traumatize them
    35:05 - A heartfelt apology
    37:30 - Travis with unlimited Disguise Self is OP
    44:00 - Jester, priestess of trickery
    47:40 - Nott a rogue
    1:11:10 - Caleb is the actual worst lawyer
    1:14:50 - Yasha ran to get to the set of Blindspot, Fridays on NBC
    1:24:50 - Yasha on the lam
    1:38:20 - Nott and Jester Buddy Cop movie please
    1:43:20 - This girl’s gonna be the final boss
    1:46:25 - No comma
    1:49:05 - This feels like an actual Monty Python sketch
    1:50:20 - That 18 Wisdom score
    1:57:55 - Beau is into ladies confirmed?
    2:00:02 - Break Starts
    2:11:24 - Break Ends
    2:19:30 - I gotta use that sometime
    2:42:20 - Old Man Matt
    2:50:05 - Nott a German
    2:54:15 - The Bathhouse Caper
    3:03:25 - Map Hype
    3:15:30 - …Spice?
    3:33:50 - But why though?
    3:40:40 - Yippee Kiyay

    • @danielsandefur7364
      @danielsandefur7364 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bump

    • @mightyxt
      @mightyxt 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      7:30 intro

    • @mightyxt
      @mightyxt 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      3:01:55 “Why is this crowbar 7 gold?”

    • @Salemgray
      @Salemgray 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      2024 now is crazy

    • @ReallyJustADude
      @ReallyJustADude 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Boost

  • @timd4524
    @timd4524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    1:58:20 Marisha " I smell bad ya'll ". Travis sneaks a sample sniff. " You smell like girl ".
    Cracked me up.

  • @evandenison5310
    @evandenison5310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1788

    Jester: “They have four fathers?”
    Nott: “That’s progressive!”
    Iconic duo XD

    • @irishpanic
      @irishpanic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I want to watch an animated series of nott and jester detective agency. As long as Sam and Laura do the voices

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Meh, Intelligence is a dumb stat anyway. XD

    • @Siricerasi
      @Siricerasi ปีที่แล้ว

      @@irishpanic e t t trying ttt t t ir heyday is up it the your part time firstly u it t to be it use a Then y and you it will the The re the Ute The and t try tie yeye in

    • @Zizan931
      @Zizan931 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol i totally missed that joke

  • @DivaCosplay
    @DivaCosplay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1719

    Jester: "Life does need things to live."
    Molly: "That's a terrible phrase, who said that?"
    Me: *Lost it beyond recovery*

    • @maxharter5716
      @maxharter5716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      (casts Mass Cure Wounds and directs all 700 points to Eva)

    • @sandrafunacc1
      @sandrafunacc1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So did Bren, supposedly.

    • @Ultrabutters
      @Ultrabutters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@maxharter5716 you're thinking of the level 9 spell Mass Heal

    • @rickyish
      @rickyish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      In that same moment Molly also said "you only get one life...mostly" 1:50:07

    • @MadnessHEROReverend
      @MadnessHEROReverend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ah, the lesser known follow up to Shiro Emiya's famous "People die when they are killed" quote.
      fun fact(s): Sam Rigel was the voice of Shiro Emiya, with Liam O'Brian as the Voice of Archer Emiya from Fate Stay/Night.

  • @andyfernandez3288
    @andyfernandez3288 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I love how Laura brought up "life needs things to live"...lol Talesin is never going to live that down.

  • @enquires_state_building
    @enquires_state_building ปีที่แล้ว +140

    laura giving liam sideeye when he's (really dramatically) describing caleb in the bath is giving me life

    • @jweather66
      @jweather66 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I loved that crazy scene. You know he smells like absolute crap, but he still refuses to scrub his body or even get his head wet when he just PAID for an expensive bath

  • @addaptinginthedark
    @addaptinginthedark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1954

    Caleb: "You are young. Sometimes, you will meet someone you think is good, and then it turns out they are not." Me: *just quietly sobs*

    • @nutterbirdy1983
      @nutterbirdy1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Katia K I’m rewatching due to lockdown and I’m noticing sooooo many things I missed before.

    • @addaptinginthedark
      @addaptinginthedark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@nutterbirdy1983 It's crazy, isn't it? Matt is the most insane planner I have ever seen! And the rest of them are so amazing at dropping the smallest of hints about their backstories. It's truly a mastercraft.

    • @muttzoone
      @muttzoone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      this makes me think of Essek oh wow

    • @henrybach7865
      @henrybach7865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Katia K that’s happened to me before...

    • @pechum7361
      @pechum7361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Timestamp?

  • @Crensler
    @Crensler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1841

    "We literally cut off Barney's head and just shoved it in her face."
    I'm dying right now xD

    • @sandrafunacc1
      @sandrafunacc1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Let the children rejoice.

    • @Zander_Schilling
      @Zander_Schilling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Joy to the world, Barney's dead
      We've barbecued his head.
      Don't worry about the body,
      We flushed it down the potty,
      And around and around it went.
      And around and around it went.
      Around and around the body went.

    • @Phoenixfox-og6el
      @Phoenixfox-og6el 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Zander_Schilling singing this was an absolute joy thank you

    • @Zander_Schilling
      @Zander_Schilling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Phoenixfox-og6el I do my best to provide incredibly grotesque and messed up song to little children all over the world

    • @BobBob-pj3qo
      @BobBob-pj3qo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      in the campaign i play i’m a half ork barbarian that every enemies race/species we haven’t fought yet i say a fine addition to my collection then steal their head i have traumatised numerous shopkeepers because of this and anything we have fought i get advantage on intimidation rolls so far i have a goblin head an ork head and an ogre head we have only played two sessions but im gonna get a human head soon because we are the good guys

  • @ActivistSpider
    @ActivistSpider ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "Welcome to level 3 tonight"
    'If we live'
    *Matt's evil giggle*

  • @TheNapLover
    @TheNapLover 2 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    noone:
    Caleb: SHE'S A GOBLIN, OKAY, YOU GOT ME.

    • @jgamer2228
      @jgamer2228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It simply astounds me at the amount of copycats in the comments section of every critical role video

    • @henrymartinvo
      @henrymartinvo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@jgamer2228If something is obviously observable, lots of people will point it out. Copycats are the people who literally copy-paste comments for views. These folks are just pointing out the blatant reoccurring thing Caleb did

  • @EverythingNerdifying
    @EverythingNerdifying 6 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    The character dynamics Liam and Sam put into Caleb and Nott never gets old.

    • @joshsmithhart8891
      @joshsmithhart8891 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      EverythingNerdifying i feel the same. Nott and Jester as well. The good cop bad cop bit and Nott trying to run off blaming people is hilarious! Still early bit i see this campaign going in all sorts of new and exciting directions. The first campaign *teams* are erased! XD

    • @janexylin
      @janexylin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I absolutely love Caleb and Nott's friendship.

  • @fvux5393
    @fvux5393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    I just love it how Travis once was a not so intelligent goaliath, running into hordes of mobs. And now hes the one making the smartest of moves

    • @warsson1
      @warsson1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I wish my players would make these types of character changes. This one dude in my group always thinks he made a different pc but they all act the same. Run face first into everything and treat everyone like shit. It should be no suprise that he's died multiple times.

  • @mrangsta
    @mrangsta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    At 1:02:50 when Norda calls them criminals and Sam says we're not criminals just travellers since Nott and Caleb broke out of....... (prison) but goes silent was brilliant!

    • @jweather66
      @jweather66 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      THANK YOU! I totally missed this moment. When Beau asked Caleb (seemingly out of nowhere) when they broke out of prison I was SO confused. I reread 4 episode synopses to make sure I didn't miss the reveal, but couldn't find it! Felt so crazy.

  • @lilymaguire6473
    @lilymaguire6473 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

    omg Nott asking "are you still gonn be the same Caleb?" when they're going into the shower hits so different when you know her backstory. Sam really loves leaving little tid bits for the re-watchers

    • @alexhuettl1716
      @alexhuettl1716 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      He and Liam REALLY started their RP early and rewatching it is AMAZING.

    • @sophietinnefeld-wilson2924
      @sophietinnefeld-wilson2924 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Actually, Sam didn’t have that part in his backstory at this point. He knew that Nott didn’t like water, and had never known Caleb to be clean in any way. I’m hindsight, though, maybe Sam’s subconscious was already working on that but.

    • @allmight8127
      @allmight8127 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@sophietinnefeld-wilson2924 oh I was wondering about this cause. (Spoiler)
      Laura calls him/nott a half ling as a lie to the boat men.... wonder if that was the idea....

  • @theamazingfuzzy5913
    @theamazingfuzzy5913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +987

    When Nott is taking a bath, she's TAKING a bath!

  • @A2Ztigers
    @A2Ztigers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2778

    Fucking love that during the court scene, everyone failed so many persuasion checks that Matt eventually had to throw them a bone and say "alright I believe you" hahaha

    • @vohnjaajnhov9368
      @vohnjaajnhov9368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      Hahahaha as a dm, i always have to be careful what i ask the players to roll- like, there's a balance between having fun with game mechanics and adding a sense of risk versus accidently having the party natural one themselves into hours of unintended jailtime fun or bureaucratic nonsense 🤣

    • @Lyonatan
      @Lyonatan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Would have been fun if he sends all of them to the quarry for a session. XD

    • @tgodd
      @tgodd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I don’t think the dc’s were very high. She probably has a high insight score and everybody but Nott rolled above a ten.

    • @DaVeganZombie
      @DaVeganZombie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Just because they roll low doesn’t mean the characters won’t believe them. Poor presentation =/= non belief.
      They are trying to persuade someone who was trying already to believe them, if she weren’t, she would simply execute them like she threatened dozens of times.
      They just did a really poor job of saying the things they had said- like a person laughing during a serious moment out of nerves. It was actualy kinda cool and said a lot about the character that she could see past that and remain objective.

    • @Riverfall_
      @Riverfall_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I think that's the reason why there was no reward for their service to the town.

  • @felixrosales922
    @felixrosales922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I think Talisen, as Molly, acting like a big brother to Toya is everything I needed in life.

  • @sleeplessgames1677
    @sleeplessgames1677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Jester repeatedly just rearranging entire stores in minutes? Yeah, she's making the Traveler proud.

  • @derblobinmeister3006
    @derblobinmeister3006 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1243

    It occurs to me that Nott can deny pretty much anything and fool a detect lies/ zone of truth. 'I'm Nott, a theif! I'm Nott .I'm Nott!!!'

    • @sircastic959
      @sircastic959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      if they don´t know her name.

    • @kierancharlebois8040
      @kierancharlebois8040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Too bad that deception roll

    • @darkamora5123
      @darkamora5123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Who stole the priceless gem? Nott, me!
      Who murdered this man? Nott, me!
      Yeah, checks out.

    • @Wookie_oo7
      @Wookie_oo7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh hi Mark

  • @MrNoahTall
    @MrNoahTall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2053

    Caleb to a concerned Nott: "It was you and me. Now it's you and me and them. Take your blue friend's hand." Heartsqueeze.

    • @jonathansims967
      @jonathansims967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Their relationship is just really amazing, i just started so i dont know anything yet

    • @albertnormal6834
      @albertnormal6834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There's a story about a wolf pack in there somewhere. And yes I know I'm responding to a 1 year old comment.

    • @1989v9
      @1989v9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@albertnormal6834 oh hey! thought i was the only one who's late here

    • @captainrex-cx9uv
      @captainrex-cx9uv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@1989v9 nope

    • @bensavedbychrist
      @bensavedbychrist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@captainrex-cx9uv I'm the latest!

  • @katunderattack
    @katunderattack ปีที่แล้ว +101

    After watching Campaign 3 and being new to Campaign 2, hearing the gang all say “making my way” and no one singing along afterwards is very weird.

    • @veronicanaumov2981
      @veronicanaumov2981 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Agreed. I started with Campaign 2, then began Campaign 1, and then started Campaign 3. Now I have finished Campaign 1 and 2 and am keeping up with 3. I've started a rewatch of campaign 2 and a lot of the jokes that are now iconic are overlooked but there are also a lot of things that are different. Slight spoilers, but uh watching the 3rd episode of campaign 2 and seeing how close the party got to a TPK really surprised me because of the events of campaign 3. I found it really interesting that a lot of times when I play D&D the party often gets dangerously close to a TPK. Granted I'm still a new player but seeing the party have to strategize changed my perspective. For me, I've played several sessions where my character goes unconscious very fast because I usually play sorcerer and so seeing Liam struggle because Caleb goes unconscious almost instantly in battle really made me understand the game a bit better. I think I have a better perpective.

    • @ore0hn0
      @ore0hn0 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I sing it in my head almost everytime. Otherwise it just feels like it's missing 😅😂

    • @localterror
      @localterror 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’m doing the exact same rn. It’s so strange!

  • @jacksquatt6082
    @jacksquatt6082 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "There's nothing wrong with living your life. You only get one of them... mostly." *- Mollymauk*

  • @AlibifortheAfterlife
    @AlibifortheAfterlife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4906

    **After seeing Beau's character portrait for the first time**
    Me: Ah, yes, Beauregard of the southern water tribe.

    • @TheArtistLuna
      @TheArtistLuna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      I thought the same thing

    • @sofiabasile3132
      @sofiabasile3132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      SAME

    • @immortalsnail-xd7zv
      @immortalsnail-xd7zv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Nalwoir you alright there?

    • @chipperdrewski
      @chipperdrewski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      YUP. Sokka lookalike!

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Marisha feels about ATLA, the way I feel about Princess Tutu 😍😌😁 It creeps into my character building, I can't help it 😭🤣🤣

  • @ScorchHellfire
    @ScorchHellfire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    The way everyone lost their shit when Matt pulled out the real physical map was priceless. :D

  • @chuckn4851
    @chuckn4851 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Caleb: "We're not robbing a store Nott, we're going to be lawful and not draw attention!"
    *Realizes he couldn't afford a health potion if his life literally depended on it*
    Also Caleb: "K you got a plan for robbing?"

  • @wouldiwasshookspeared4087
    @wouldiwasshookspeared4087 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Caleb talking to the fisherman is easily one of my top ten favorite moments of this campaign. "Did you know the circus was in town? Doesn't matter..."

  • @strixx_-4483
    @strixx_-4483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    2:43:19
    Matt: *Returns to normal self*
    Also Matt: *Continues to eat invisible porridge*

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      It's really good invisible porridge.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Method acting!

    • @izstrella
      @izstrella 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh gosh he did, ahaha!

  • @Verbose_Mode
    @Verbose_Mode 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1719

    Watching Matt talk to himself playing multiple characters is amazing.
    Also I wondered people call Beauregard the "Disaster Lesbian" I now understand.

    • @willowwisp4627
      @willowwisp4627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't get it .

    • @vcagande7998
      @vcagande7998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Because Beau doesn’t have her life together and she’s a lesbian

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Victoria Cagande No it refers to when people are dumb due to a crush, but they’re also a lesbian

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      No wait I fucked up, I was thinking of “useless lesbian”

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@DeathnoteBB To be fair Beau is both a disaster & useless lesbian.

  • @charlotterichardson3413
    @charlotterichardson3413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Sam helping Laura escape the table while hiding bump. ADORABLE

  • @Letham316
    @Letham316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    lol, the bit where Sam goes "...zero :D " and Matt laughs so hard that drink goes up his nose.

    • @Letham316
      @Letham316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "We're not criminals, we're not. Me and Caleb have just been travelling since we broke out of that, umm...nothing 😬 "

  • @kalelions
    @kalelions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    "MY FIRST NEMESIS"
    "IS A TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRL"
    *dies*

  • @ichorvial
    @ichorvial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    the fact that Yasha presses flowers is SO cute

    • @Kiki-hv7dt
      @Kiki-hv7dt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you seen the latest episode?

  • @FouEliane
    @FouEliane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    « I’m sorry that I choked you with my stick » what an underrated moment in the campaign

  • @strifenineteen
    @strifenineteen 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Seeing them go from owning their own city and getting almost anything they need or want to having to scrape together 10 gold coins is a crazy thing

  • @StealthMarmot_
    @StealthMarmot_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    Keyleth: How can I fulfill my responsibilities?
    Beauregard: How can I AVOID any responsibilities?

  • @BAM_Deadstroke
    @BAM_Deadstroke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2005

    Caleb: *has really passionate emotional moment by himself in a hot bath
    Nott: *immediately breaks a pitcher, eats food off the floor, and steals shit from this nice bathroom

    • @OnitaFreeze
      @OnitaFreeze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      The two of them are the perfect pair

    • @PaintedBirds
      @PaintedBirds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      "As you two take a bath" had two meanings here.
      1) Having a bath and healing wounds
      2) Stealing the bath

    • @dao_of_potato4957
      @dao_of_potato4957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@PaintedBirds ok this gave me a good chuckle

    • @Shadow-zf3hv
      @Shadow-zf3hv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@PaintedBirds they'd do *both* those things.
      -someone rewatching and reading the comments because why not

    • @marinadavis4113
      @marinadavis4113 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PaintedBirds Nott brekkered what shouldn’t be brekkered

  • @mentalrebllion1270
    @mentalrebllion1270 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I love they just looked at Yasha and were like “I’m adopting this” and she barely got a say and Caleb is like that tired dad who just looks at the puppy his family adopted without his say and is just like “fine, I’m too tired to argue this” and let’s them have it.

  • @bunnywaffles1190
    @bunnywaffles1190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    If The Mighty Nein get an animated series, I deeply want the episode that marks the end of the prologue/Trostenwald arc to end midshot with the entire group running after their rapidly escaping cart.

    • @Kasino80
      @Kasino80 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Now that it's been announced I'm 90% certain they'll start with this arc. It's the perfect entry to the group.