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  • @Anyathenerd
    @Anyathenerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    My favorite positive review for God’s Basement is the person who said “Very spooky. I liked the part where I could phase through the walls and speedrun the game. 10/100” lololol

    • @konstance13
      @konstance13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I like the one right below it lol.
      "Ever wonder what if PT was a pile of tedious crap? Wonder no more."

  • @bujaye
    @bujaye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1696

    Can’t wait until one day John’s children are complaining about him keeping screws in random containers on Hologram-Tube.

    • @Paul20661
      @Paul20661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      XD

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Communism will prevail. OurTube

    • @forfeityourmind1190
      @forfeityourmind1190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Hologram Tube" LMFAO

    • @periphyllap2167
      @periphyllap2167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      as a mom, I also do this but my containers have dividers to sort them out in different size and type. for anyone who collect anything, please, arrange your collections properly.

    • @patrickblakethesaint
      @patrickblakethesaint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had the same thought. I like your added future youtube name lol

  • @VegaSlides
    @VegaSlides 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2954

    Finally, a horror game that allows you to leave immediately.

    • @fockingreat1125
      @fockingreat1125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Filthbreed is another game that lets you run away at the very start, like a smart person

    • @Popcornnugget
      @Popcornnugget 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Suite 776

    • @hid34way
      @hid34way 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I mean you can in Phasmophobia too

    • @interestingusername306
      @interestingusername306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      i think there's gonna be a lot of examples of people correcting you going (John's guys voice) "well, this game actually did that too".
      but which game actually did it first? that'd be intersting

    • @av3ngers17
      @av3ngers17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      guys op didn't say there aren't any games like that. It's just that there are only a few compared to the many that won't let you leave. Your reading comprehension needs some work

  • @boudicaastorm4540
    @boudicaastorm4540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    "Imagine leaving a note in an outhouse."
    RE8: *sweats profusely*

    • @nyancatpoptart5441
      @nyancatpoptart5441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      You mean you don't go into outhouses and put a sticky note that says "Press E to interact" on the inner wall?

    • @chamomil3t3a65
      @chamomil3t3a65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@nyancatpoptart5441 I know right? People who don't label their outhouse walls are the worst. 🙄

    • @EgyptParis
      @EgyptParis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfaooooo

    • @Shiroi_Mokun
      @Shiroi_Mokun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When I went to basic training there were tons of things written on the walls of the porta-johns.
      At the 7 day field exercise someone had written a story that required going in order from each one down the line.

  • @JWildberry
    @JWildberry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    I'm so impressed with John's ability to always remember little demos and bad indie horror games that take 30 minutes or less to play through! I suppose it's because what we see as a 30 minute game, he has to spend a lot of time editing. Damn. Now that I think about it, John has to experience every bad game twice.

    • @the1fortheages
      @the1fortheages 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @The Dark Overlord or.... fried rice....

    • @issamaf80
      @issamaf80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@the1fortheages aa

    • @strongfork
      @strongfork ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i've been binging these random horror game videos and it's actually not just because he edits them and sees it over and over, he remembers very specific small games a lot like what game has the same assets, the devs old games, etc

  • @jacksepticeyesdadisburning7982
    @jacksepticeyesdadisburning7982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    I also like lighting a thick candle in the middle of the woods and then head back home. You got to keep the forest on their hind legs and let them know who's in charge, lest they try to pull a sneaky one on you.

    • @logangaskill4
      @logangaskill4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Not only that but you are literally holding the candle bare handed, so as it melts you will end up burning your hand with melted wax and fire

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@logangaskill4 Gotta assert your dominance.

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@logangaskill4 I don’t judge your kinks so don’t judge mine

  • @DarkAttackYT
    @DarkAttackYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    The first game just proves that it wouldn't be a horror game if the protagonist is realistically smart.

    • @Sunkem1Not6Hacks
      @Sunkem1Not6Hacks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yoo we have the same pfp

    • @DracoHandsome
      @DracoHandsome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Survival horror is about being helpless, and that means mentally as well as physically.

    • @DarkAttackYT
      @DarkAttackYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@DracoHandsome I was actually talking about the fact that the first game gave you the option to leave and ending instantly.

    • @ki-kodevorne7318
      @ki-kodevorne7318 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DracoHandsome
      Horror is best done with some level of mental capability.
      Otherwise it's Survival Stupid.

  • @stellaaime
    @stellaaime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +964

    john: where are you?
    zozo: H E A D
    john: ....
    zozo: so no head? *throws ouija board on ground, smashes skateboard in half*

    • @MilkyMonstrosity
      @MilkyMonstrosity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Underrated comment

    • @stellaaime
      @stellaaime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@MilkyMonstrosity LOL! also, the fact that zozo started chasing john afterwards made it much funnier to me too.

    • @MilkyMonstrosity
      @MilkyMonstrosity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@stellaaime he was gonna get head whether John consented or not lmao

    • @stellaaime
      @stellaaime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@MilkyMonstrosity the afterlife gets lonely
      ✊😔

    • @Lh0000
      @Lh0000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      To be fair, “head” could “in your head” or something like that.

  • @ajromero3692
    @ajromero3692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Watching John Wolfe has made me really come to loathe the "you were the killer all along" cliche. I can't believe how many games use this god awful "twist".

    • @axldave9940
      @axldave9940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Maybe the real killer was the friends we made along the way...

    • @mothermatriarch
      @mothermatriarch 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      U7d

  • @RalpheeRozay
    @RalpheeRozay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    My favorite thing about watching John over the past 5 years was, him going from “I have a twitch channel you guys I feel like nobody knows about it” to averaging 1000 viewers a stream raising 100s of thousands in charity

  • @acatreassuresyouthateveryt7842
    @acatreassuresyouthateveryt7842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    "If i found out the afterlife is an indie horror game, just sent me to hell"
    -John "HarshlyCritical" Wolfe

    • @Mr.En1gm4
      @Mr.En1gm4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Quoting Lilo & Stitch:
      Where do you think I am?

    • @DamageMaximo
      @DamageMaximo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      wa anyone supposed to find that funny?

    • @pineapplesmoovey7898
      @pineapplesmoovey7898 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      send*

  • @Nopperabou
    @Nopperabou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    You can tell the dev was proud of the title "God's Basement."

    • @justalittlecreacher
      @justalittlecreacher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      tbh it is a cool title... if only the content wasn't so awful

    • @DamageMaximo
      @DamageMaximo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You're really proud of your comment huh? you really think you reached peak comedy there

    • @lilfootbath
      @lilfootbath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@DamageMaximo chill

  • @EmpressCirque
    @EmpressCirque 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    The hand painted art style of Now You See made me think of the hand drawn art style of the folk horror game, Mundaun, that was released this year. I recently played through it and loved it - I think you’d be into it too, John! Be it playing it for the channel or just on your own. I’m super excited to see more from the dev.

    • @GreenMonkeyToaster
      @GreenMonkeyToaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It also reminded me of Darkwood, in the cutscenes and when you talk to people. The styles aren't super alike obv, but still painterly

    • @eppyeppy9851
      @eppyeppy9851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@GreenMonkeyToaster darkwood has to be my favorite horror game of all time, took me a few years cus I was terrified tho.

    • @GreenMonkeyToaster
      @GreenMonkeyToaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eppyeppy9851 i still havent finished it. One day tho! It's definitely on my Top 10 horror games list

    • @jessicawalton4690
      @jessicawalton4690 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I keep hearing a “thanks” during the second section and I’m so confused

    • @Safiyahalishah
      @Safiyahalishah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GreenMonkeyToaster In the beginning of _Now You See,_ I actually thought they shared the same soundtrack composer, Artur Kordas (one of my favourite horror soundtrack composers after playing _Darkwood)._ Turns out they aren't, but the vibes are vaguely similar at the start of the game. Great atmosphere.

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Just gonna point out, "ZOZO" is a "real" demon. More-so a myth, it's said that whenever you contact through a Ouija Board, the triangle thingy zooms from Z to O back and forth until someone lets go.

    • @sagesammoy
      @sagesammoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      So glad someone else knows about this, when John was making fun of the name I was like "Noooooo!"

    • @wraitharisen
      @wraitharisen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Okay good to see some others did know this. Was like, "Oh boy. The rainbow effect. Thats not good."

    • @AshChiCupcak
      @AshChiCupcak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I thought it was hilarious cuz out of context, zozo isn't scary if you don't know what it is. So he just carried on innocently and it was great. Zozo deserves to be mad that he can't scare someone cuz John doesn't give a damn about him lmao

    • @xTysere
      @xTysere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah I was gonna say, if anything it just means he isn't a Ghost Adventures fan. I immediately thought of that nonsense episode when Zak started making everything into 'demon drama'. That's where it started -_-'

    • @___fun___
      @___fun___ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So glad I wasn't the only one who knew about Zozo!

  • @OrganicTrash
    @OrganicTrash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +992

    Here's a free "Hey guys, it's John" for all the mourners in the chat

    • @leelee3582
      @leelee3582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Thats not FREE, you charged us a FEE!!

    • @ArmundJay
      @ArmundJay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@leelee3582 We've been bamboozled

    • @OrganicTrash
      @OrganicTrash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@leelee3582 😭

    • @turntechgodbeheaded
      @turntechgodbeheaded 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks jade harley

    • @ashleyguthrie572
      @ashleyguthrie572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      your pfp is cute

  • @Tonto117
    @Tonto117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Apparition was actually a pretty damn scary game, although admittedly pretty janky.

    • @gamewizardthesecond
      @gamewizardthesecond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Too bad it probably won't get finished. Beats gods basement any day of the week

  • @PippyPipPip
    @PippyPipPip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    I feel like John is being nice when he calls them scary games

    • @lilyharkins1214
      @lilyharkins1214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s what i be saying😂😂😂

    • @Heazie
      @Heazie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah

    • @AlphaLykkan
      @AlphaLykkan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly

    • @triggatrey2112
      @triggatrey2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He should rebrand it “3 random games that are technically of the horror genre”

    • @KOTEBANAROT
      @KOTEBANAROT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@triggatrey2112 "3 random """"horror"""" games"

  • @cahebding
    @cahebding 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Cackled at "John sounds like he's not even giving this game a chance"

    • @TomboyGirlfriend
      @TomboyGirlfriend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I love when he sasses the viewers. Like I've never once had any of the thoughts he vocalizes but it's hilarious that he assumes that's what we're thinking xD

    • @BiLLz66614
      @BiLLz66614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@TomboyGirlfriend not everyone. Lol he just does it toward the cry babies who do whine about everything.

    • @TomboyGirlfriend
      @TomboyGirlfriend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BiLLz66614 either way it's highly entertaining and I hope he continues

    • @MilkyMonstrosity
      @MilkyMonstrosity 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      didn't he say that in regard to god's basement? he definately didn't give that game a chance lmao. but it's alright because sometimes media just doesn't hook you in and you're just impatient that day so you say "screw it, moving on."

    • @JohnWolfe
      @JohnWolfe  3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@MilkyMonstrosity I played it for over an hour, I'd say I was more patient than most people would be.

  • @talloncusack
    @talloncusack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    Yessss we’ve been dying for another indie horror game episode from you
    Also, Zozo is an infamous demon name from lore of yore or whatever. It’s associated with ouija boards in particular. It’s said that if your board says that then you need to like end the session and be super careful and crap. It makes people panic so if you’re ever using one with a group of people, you can steer the planchette to spell out Zozo to freak them out.

    • @melaniem4798
      @melaniem4798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yep. I was gonna comment that it's actually a 'thing'. Several things are covered on Zozo and Ouija Boards in paranormal shows and stuff. There was even a horror movie made based off it. I really dont know how someone going into this game blind with possibly little to no knowledge of paranormal stuff outside of games is supposed to know that to 'be on the lookout' for it in this game. Maybe they should have made a note for the user of what names were gonna be relevant if came across on the board in game.

    • @IncredibleIceCastle
      @IncredibleIceCastle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zozo challenge

    • @theoriginalfurbyqueen
      @theoriginalfurbyqueen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I feel like there was an episode of Ghost Adventures, one of the times Zak Bagans decided a Ouija board was a great idea, where they used the Ouija board and the "ghost" spelled out ZoZo and Zak flipped out lol now I'm gunna have to see if I can find it.
      Edit: Season 10 Episode 3 it's literally called Zozo Demon lmao

    • @MalO.ver1.0.x
      @MalO.ver1.0.x 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't this nonsense about Zozo originate as the name of a brand who made ouija boards or some such? I seem to have a faint memory of that stored in my brain somewhere in a far off corner.

    • @melaniem4798
      @melaniem4798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MalO.ver1.0.x I've never heard that. Just that it was associated with a demon that contacts you through the board. Idk. All really depends on what you believe, I guess. A lot of people will swear it's real and others will deny. As with lots of things that can't be scientifically proven. Haha.

  • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen9809
    @smittywerbenjagermanjensen9809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    Demon: "Zozo"
    John: "You just made up a name, didn't you... that's not your real name."
    Demon: "Zozo"
    John: "OK, are you good or bad? And don't just say 'Zozo' again or I'm leaving."
    Demon: "Zozo"
    John: "What's the point if I'm just getting trolled! 'Where are you?' - Let me guess, _Zozo."_
    Demon: *"Head"*
    Me: 🤣

    • @spider-man6932
      @spider-man6932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That segment was hilarious 😂

    • @ruanulisses6650
      @ruanulisses6650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It would be so funny if the last answer was "Zozo" as well 🤣🤣

    • @felixpham4934
      @felixpham4934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The dev tried so hard with those zozo references.

    • @bluerr7904
      @bluerr7904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bro at a hotel and my entire family is asleep and all they can hear is me cracking up

    • @humancarpfish
      @humancarpfish 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bluerr7904 I know that exact feeling holy crap 😂

  • @79Bobola
    @79Bobola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    I actually just rewatched a lot of the old “random horror games”, and was wondering when the next installment would be, yay ☺️

    • @annier1873
      @annier1873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wonder why he stopped doing it as much?

    • @Klasukee
      @Klasukee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@annier1873 I believe he made a video at some point about how he didn't want his channel to be exclusively horror, and how it was just draining him. So that probably was a major factor in giving himself more freedom to play what he wants.

    • @Dj_-zn5zl
      @Dj_-zn5zl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I miss these too I think I went through all 45 or so videos in his “random horror”playlist.

    • @goblincatgirl
      @goblincatgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@annier1873 on Twitter he talks a lot about burnout from these videos/his channel in general. He says he prefers the community over on Twitch so he’s focusing there more than TH-cam and is questioning changing the direction of the channel(although, unfortunately every time he tries to change the direction it isn’t received super well). I hope he figures out a way to be fully happy with his TH-cam channel. I can understand how playing shitty horror games for 10 years is dull lol

    • @thewholecircus2792
      @thewholecircus2792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      First time? lol

  • @lizzielouuu92
    @lizzielouuu92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    can we just admit that all the glowing reviews for god's basement were paid?

    • @DamageMaximo
      @DamageMaximo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      nah, just young people playing their first horror game

    • @theshabs
      @theshabs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or.... and hear me out. They were making a joke.

    • @mashed.233
      @mashed.233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@theshabs what about that fella who wrote out like 7 paragraphs to describe why he liked the game lol, dunno if he'd put that much effort into it if it was a joke

    • @theshabs
      @theshabs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mashed.233 lol, that's exactly what people do for a joke on steam reviews

    • @BobbyCroseBewler
      @BobbyCroseBewler ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@theshabsThen that's fucking embarrassing to put that much effort into a "joke". I'm calling bullshit.

  • @ringer1324
    @ringer1324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Woah it’s been awhile since the last 3 random horror games. Happy to see it back

    • @OoTZOMMMoO
      @OoTZOMMMoO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I have a bad feeling John will go full Twitch

    • @JohnWolfe
      @JohnWolfe  3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      @@OoTZOMMMoO Comments like yours inch me closer and closer to doing just that!

    • @lolohlinoh8137
      @lolohlinoh8137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I have a bad feeling John will go full youtube.

    • @Undeafeatedable
      @Undeafeatedable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@OoTZOMMMoO It's a good way of doing things honestly. You get your twitch hours up and then anything that'll fit your youtube audience is already recorded and ready to be edited as you see fit.

    • @Gxmwp
      @Gxmwp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@JohnWolfe don't really expect a reply, but heck it. Have you ever considered hiring an editor to cut down your twitch content for your youtube viewers so you'd have less work to do or would that just be an unnecessary expense? Dunno if your Twitch's more valuable than your TH-cam at this point or not.

  • @alexanderm.635
    @alexanderm.635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    "When did you die?"
    " *ZOZO* "

    • @--Io--
      @--Io-- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      2020

    • @triggatrey2112
      @triggatrey2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Johns face killed me 😂

    • @alexanderm.635
      @alexanderm.635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@--Io-- ah, it all makes sense now

    • @logangaskill4
      @logangaskill4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I legit thought "zozo" was some kind of defual message that would play when no other message could be properly loaded lol

  • @CrowleyBabySham
    @CrowleyBabySham 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I always love when John does the "upset viewer" voice

  • @johnb3194
    @johnb3194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    What'd you think of that first game John? "It was zo-zo"
    Dont hate me.

    • @thedarkspirit5084
      @thedarkspirit5084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Get out!

    • @dacksonflux
      @dacksonflux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shameful 😂

    • @Carp6969
      @Carp6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was slick

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s tha wackiest thing I’ve eva hoid!

  • @Gravecrawler
    @Gravecrawler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I think I would enjoy a video of him reading reviews on games he's played in the past that he absolutely loathed. Watching him read the "glowing reviews" for that God Basement game was quite enjoyable.

  • @sage5932
    @sage5932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    imagine thinking it's ok to make a game that needs a built-in step by step walkthrough to make any progress

  • @notimportant3394
    @notimportant3394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    When my father passed away, I also inherited his impressive collection of mason and peanut butter jars filled with random nuts and bolts. Oh, and wire connectors of every variety. Why so many wire connectors I'll never know.

  • @Whatlander
    @Whatlander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It's really fun watching John do the random horror games live. Having an audience to riff off of whether the game is good, bad, or just has too much puzzle adds a nice new dynamic to a great series.

  • @Swishyeee
    @Swishyeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The first game's concept is actually really good. If they tweaked and reworked some of it I think it'd be really cool

  • @TheBoiMyers
    @TheBoiMyers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Imagine an actual murderer breaking down your door and chasing you while screaming ZOZO at you. Tell me that wouldn't be horrifying.

    • @nyancatpoptart5441
      @nyancatpoptart5441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Considering the myth behind Zozo yes it would be (If you heard of Zozo ahead of time that is)

  • @jayman5234
    @jayman5234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Props to Apparition for getting a reaction out of John, those games are few and far between.

  • @nopenope4848
    @nopenope4848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    there's only few things that make me drop everything i'm doing and watch a video
    3 random horror games series is one of them and it's also near 2h hours long, sad i missed it live but it will be fun anyway

  • @RoachDoggJR4200
    @RoachDoggJR4200 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For context:
    Zozo is the supposed name of a demon that possessed a young boy using a Ouija Board who was publicly named "Roland Doe", which was a pseudonym. Parts of the story were adapted into the well known franchise "The Exorcist".
    So when Zozo said "Head" in response to "where are you", I think the implication is that he was possessing you.

  • @KoyatheKueen
    @KoyatheKueen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “Hey guys it’s my grandma she wants to spend time with me”. 😂😂John I love your humor

  • @wiskyr6510
    @wiskyr6510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nothings more demoralizing than jumping from a jump scare and john just laughing and saying "spooky" ironically

  • @HeyBoss695
    @HeyBoss695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Best review
    "Ever wonder what if PT was a pile of tedious crap?
    Wonder no more"

  • @MiTsuRiN09
    @MiTsuRiN09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Boy, was the second game a disaster. The steps to trigger the next event were so convoluted they don't make any sense. You sit there listening to the operator yapping forever and have to wait 3 minutes for the hint. Do they even know what a hint is? They literally provided the solution to everything. We all managed to sit through it because of John's humour.

  • @cassandramae85
    @cassandramae85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    John your sass is one of the main reasons why I quickly fell in love with your content lol Your videos and streams are a welcome distraction! Thank you!

  • @chvrn94
    @chvrn94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The last games atmosphere was so good! I love this random horror games series so much

  • @Charski87
    @Charski87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I am proud to admit that I am also keeping up my family's tradition of 'random crap' drawers. We have one whole kitchen drawer dedicated to random crap that doesn't have a home anywhere else. It's like Narnia for household items.

  • @attonrands
    @attonrands 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Now You See was honestly pretty cool minus the weird shit with Elijah at the end

    • @headphonic8
      @headphonic8 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The jumpscares were kind of cheap

  • @aeacuscress
    @aeacuscress 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love hearing John read the achievements he gets. It’s just so wholesome

  • @Marissa.....
    @Marissa..... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Looping the HQ Residential House - THAT would be hell for John

  • @goose297
    @goose297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    God's Basement is one of the worst games you've played in a while honestly!
    Now You See is sick though. The 3rd act was questionable but overall I really enjoyed watching you play it.

    • @JuliyaTeletzke
      @JuliyaTeletzke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He has played God's basement before

    • @goose297
      @goose297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@JuliyaTeletzke he only played the demo

    • @herothehedgefox
      @herothehedgefox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oh it's sick alright, made my tummy hurt

    • @normal1491
      @normal1491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gods Basement reminds me of a COD Zombies easter egg

    • @Arakari
      @Arakari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HUH? Damn, I personally thought God's Basement was *LITERALLY* flawless, as a horror game.

  • @MyCupOfTea101
    @MyCupOfTea101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I appreciate the first game and it's ability to let you leave the game early.

  • @Gemmagems577
    @Gemmagems577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I feel like the Zozo bit needs to go into the end of year montage

  • @Sebastianmaz615
    @Sebastianmaz615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Now You See" is one of the best horror games, esp for a Point & Click type of game. It's very uncomfortable, gross and disturbing, imo. 👍🏻

  • @albertopaez3137
    @albertopaez3137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Is just a matter of time until he finds the masterpiece called giraffe town

    • @BlueGreyWolf
      @BlueGreyWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hope John plays it.

    • @artshinichi
      @artshinichi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes I would dig if he played giraffe town! I have so many mixed feelings abt that weird vibey game

    • @JohnWolfe
      @JohnWolfe  3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I've known about Giraffe Town since before its release. I tend to avoid "lul so random" games like that though

    • @albertopaez3137
      @albertopaez3137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i still think you might enjoy some of it, however if you somehow end up playing it, the only thing i can say without spoiling anything is that it is a very unique game

  • @ChromaSoul
    @ChromaSoul ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The whole "zozo" thing has me dying every time I've come back to this video. Classic moment lol

  • @kaylathetraveler7894
    @kaylathetraveler7894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Zozo is so mean!"
    Lol, he just wants peace and quiet 😅😆

  • @brookelet9294
    @brookelet9294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    John singing “where is my hairbrush” from veggie tales took me back to an obscure place in my childhood.
    Now you see was great…until that end sequence….

  • @Kathling1997
    @Kathling1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Im wheezing at the part when he was reviewing all the positive reviews on God's basement. So gold.

  • @sophiedefran
    @sophiedefran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    searched a play through of “i’m on observation duty” and got hooked on this channel. i love your response to horror games; it’s really refreshing compared to the tendencies of a lot of streamers! definitely subscribing 😄

  • @evy5076
    @evy5076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    that third games art was really pretty in a gory way lmao

  • @GamingMediocrity
    @GamingMediocrity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That bit in Now You See actually shook me. I'm weak.

  • @michie123
    @michie123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    While everyone is mourning about the disappearance of "Hey guys, it's John!" intro, while I still long for the coveted "Greetings critical viewers!"

  • @Deviantel
    @Deviantel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Wow, God's Basement is awful. A game that is SO INCREDIBLY unintuitive that you HAVE to rely on hints? The puzzles are horribly constructed too and it's chock-full of cliches. I guess you felt the atmosphere cause you played it, I was just incredibly bored and thanked god you skipped to the last "chapter". It wasn't even funny kind of bad, so it's good that you included the reviews.

    • @alexanderm.635
      @alexanderm.635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Also why does God's basement look like an abandoned office? I thought it would resemble Heaven at least slightly

    • @lawrencewidemouth
      @lawrencewidemouth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@alexanderm.635 it's clearly where god made everything, he first made an office and then he created the world.

    • @CapnLubeHandles
      @CapnLubeHandles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alexanderm.635 resemble heaven? Lol what's heaven look like? Lol

    • @alexanderm.635
      @alexanderm.635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CapnLubeHandles If you're trying to start a religious debate, you're failing, because I'm not going to inflame your wildfire any further.

    • @CapnLubeHandles
      @CapnLubeHandles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alexanderm.635 lol except im not. You said you "thought it would resemble heaven" which means you must know what heaven looks like lol.

  • @parentalonion6552
    @parentalonion6552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Dang. How did you even manage to survive editing the God's Basement footage? That game seemed painful enough just to play.

  • @catsgonom
    @catsgonom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    You never know when you'll need 100 jars of random nails and screws and shit.

    • @benjaminhagan3672
      @benjaminhagan3672 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      For real. My old man did the same with peanut butter jars

  • @chickenswin4204
    @chickenswin4204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hearing the midnight music throughout a chunk of this video made me smile big I love that band

  • @The-Enforcer
    @The-Enforcer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am SO stoked to hear The Midnight on your channel. The Midnight is an awesome group.

  • @JBennett2288
    @JBennett2288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can I just freaking sayy.. we need moreee of these kinda videos. Love this series and seems like forever since we had 3 rando games

  • @callmemandyNL
    @callmemandyNL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    John is a hardcore horror gamer! Here I am watching this video in total terror, and the whole video he’s just completely calm!

  • @doki1641
    @doki1641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    God's basement is literally my teacher when she make a test, make the question so hard no one would figure it out but when you ask how to do it she'll tell you the answer

  • @alyxandriarichard7076
    @alyxandriarichard7076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    kudos to you or the editor for making this stream VOD feel so much like a normal upload. really enjoyable! the 3rd game in particular was good and cool

  • @JoyaLewisTheMusician
    @JoyaLewisTheMusician 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A week ago I fell down the TH-cam rabbit hole of John Wolfe, Mr Kravin, and CoryxKenshin videos. Then i had a week of work shifts and no TH-cam. And now I’m so out of it for like 15 seconds I thought this was MrKravin 😂

  • @mynameisstory
    @mynameisstory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    John's ranting soothes my soul

  • @lilithacacia
    @lilithacacia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    It's always the main character that ends up being a murderer. Good lord stop.

  • @MICKEYbrm13
    @MICKEYbrm13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    John singing Lary the Cucumber gives me all the happiness I need for the day.

  • @freakishuproar1168
    @freakishuproar1168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    *John:* _"Zozo"?!_
    *A shy introverted ghost named Zozo:* :C

  • @sweepingtime
    @sweepingtime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Dude, if I died and I found out that the afterlife is an indie horror game, just send me to hell."
    *sends John Wolfe into Agony*

  • @triggatrey2112
    @triggatrey2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    11:42 “It looks about 5 years old or so…”
    John: “…and you’re basing that on what?”
    Simple quips like this always have me cracking up 😂

  • @aldoparziale5669
    @aldoparziale5669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:56 Hey, that ghost design in 100% in Phasmophobia, it's the one with the circle shape hole where face should be, with the different layers of teeth circling around from outer edge to inner middle of face hole, basically just like a Lamprey

  • @Whatlander
    @Whatlander ปีที่แล้ว

    14:40 John reacting like a disappointed parent at what the dev intended as an "oh shit!" moment is top tier.

  • @curshellel
    @curshellel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    the second game i cant stop laughing from the start it was crazy af....turn on tv look at tv go down hall look at sign go back to tv...who would know to do all that lol and everytime john reads something its the different voices for me lol

  • @MsAwesomeAnime
    @MsAwesomeAnime 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not gonna lie if I were to play gods basement alone I would be weirded out but john’s absolutely hysterical commentary makes it a joy to watch in the middle of the night

  • @Stop-and-Smell-the-Pixels
    @Stop-and-Smell-the-Pixels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    God's Basement is so unbelievably bad that I feel like it's actually an elaborate and really well done troll.
    The solutions are just so random, non-sensical and frustrating that it's like the designer just gave up and decided to see how much of people's time they could waste.

  • @Deviantel
    @Deviantel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The last game is definitely the best, I really liked it. Tense, gory, and reminded me of some good oldies. Exmortis at some parts for some reason. :)
    Btw, I thought "death metal vocalist" just before you said it, lol. :D

  • @mrgreen497
    @mrgreen497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    that second game had progression like a bunch of unrelated and impossible to find easter eggs

  • @korbinslookingglass5467
    @korbinslookingglass5467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Zozo is actually a demon and it's like a taboo thing for Ouija board users to even mention while using the board. If you let him finish spelling out his name, you'll get cursed or haunted or some shit like that idk

    • @eppyeppy9851
      @eppyeppy9851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He’ll give a fat kiss to you if you do

    • @korbinslookingglass5467
      @korbinslookingglass5467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eppyeppy9851oh hell yeah, Imma go smooch a demon hell yeah

  • @archdevillucifer
    @archdevillucifer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For the first game you played, I remember watching this one Ghost Adventures episode a long time ago. There's this actual demon called Zozo. If I recall, he actually writes his name constantly over and over on Oujia Boards, thus why in game it kept saying that over and over.

  • @rmillar1020
    @rmillar1020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What a nice way to spend my lunch! ☺️
    I have seen this in the stream. I'll watch it again.
    Thanks John!

  • @AshChiCupcak
    @AshChiCupcak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've seen this video pop up in my auto play so many times and I always stay to watch him to the zozo part again because watching him completely and unknowingly own a supposed well known demon is always hilarious to me.

  • @ojtheviking
    @ojtheviking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I feel like all those positive reviews of God's Basement were posted by friends of the game dev, or people hired to hype it up, or both, lol.

  • @Gloomy.galaxy
    @Gloomy.galaxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    John: psychological horror games can’t have puzzles
    Silent Hill: Am I a joke to you

  • @Kryptongurl84
    @Kryptongurl84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One day John’s kids will play a game of charades or hang man and the answer will be ZOZO and John will be like “Alright! Game night is canceled!”

  • @JoyfulOrb
    @JoyfulOrb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    John, you were GREAT on Now You See, that game wrecks me, the art is amazing!

  • @Paul20661
    @Paul20661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *OMG YES JOHN BACK W/ 3 SCARY GAMES* ❤️
    Now imagine the true horror of finding the HQ Residential House

  • @Randomuse456
    @Randomuse456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The main character of Now You See really left that girl with her eyes gone to die. Like she was alive and everything and he was just like damn that’s kinda not my problem.

    • @spider-man6932
      @spider-man6932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She went crazy at the end dude so it wasn’t worth helping her anyways

    • @Randomuse456
      @Randomuse456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@spider-man6932 I feel like saying she wasn’t worth saving and letting her die alone locked in a room of corpses because she was traumatized from being tortured isn’t exactly a fair claim

    • @spider-man6932
      @spider-man6932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Randomuse456 I know , I am sorry but didn’t you see that she also started chanting the now you see ? She was mentally broken plus the protagonist didn’t know if he would be even able to escape and save himself so he probably didn’t have any hope of saving somebody else

    • @Randomuse456
      @Randomuse456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spider-man6932 yea I saw that too I’m not disagreeing she went crazy at all and to be fair he did have enough on his hands as is but I was just saying “she was crazy so she wasn’t worth helping” isn’t a very good way of looking at things lol

    • @spider-man6932
      @spider-man6932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Randomuse456 sorry about that but dude it was a dire situation that’s why I wrote it . Sorry if it offended you

  • @Nora-bv3lk
    @Nora-bv3lk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The ghost straight asked John for head HAHAHAHA

  • @SpeedyMarie77
    @SpeedyMarie77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thank you for your videos, they make my day. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE play “I’m on Observation Duty”! This game screams I need the John Wolfe experience.

  • @adellerulli
    @adellerulli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Man....Those positive reviewers talking about God's Basement definitely haven't played too many horror games....Either that or they're friends of this developer, or the developer got paid for these people to say stuff like this about the game. I'm just as baffled as John here.
    Also about the 3rd game....When it stated about a heavy thunderstorm crashing above, a thunderstorm started appearing where I am.

    • @bitchpuke
      @bitchpuke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      markiplier played Gods Basement if I remember correctly. that might be why there's so many positive reviews

    • @xNachtmahRx
      @xNachtmahRx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Most asset flip indie walking sims that pretend to be horror do this, sadly. These games and devs should be reported. Being allowed to buy assets is already lazy enough. They should learn their jobs and finish their studies first before asking for money for trash

    • @hannag4768
      @hannag4768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Some of them sounded very alike, tbh.

    • @windflier1684
      @windflier1684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They are probably paid

    • @frog1405
      @frog1405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Majority of them have about 4 hours on record, and are about a paragraph long and give very basic and vague praise to the game. More than likely just a bunch of people who were paid to just boot the game up and leave it running for about 4 hours (I'm guessing the average time to beat the game) and then to just write some nice things. An unfortunately common thing for these types of games.

  • @theonering974
    @theonering974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I chortled when you mimicked the getting up motion. 🤣

  • @GL4Eyes
    @GL4Eyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Second time watching it and the Zozo part still has me dying of laughter, John's unbelieving reaction is golllld 💀💀

  • @jaredtrupp8849
    @jaredtrupp8849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    That second game was so atrocious that it actually offended me. I remember watching you play the demo a few years back and thinking it had an interesting concept but they completely butchered the final product.

  • @yuvgotmel
    @yuvgotmel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    John was WAAAY too easy on God's Basement... it's just not a good game. It's not even a puzzle game... you just have to try random things.

  • @Brandon-th9pi
    @Brandon-th9pi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The operator in the gods basement game sounds like the narrator of the pacer test in high school.

  • @littlevisions6902
    @littlevisions6902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That super long glowing review was definitely written by the person who made the game lol. Couldn't help but read it in the operator's voice.