BOXBOY: Revisited
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One year ago, I made a video about BOXBOY, who is arguably one of the worst content creators in the world. A lot can change in one year, so I figured we would take another look at him and see what has changed, and find out if he’s improved at all. This is BOXBOY: Revisited.
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$10 a month, $100 a year . His math skills are impeccable
He was rounding. It was $9 a month, which is $108 a year.
Tristan LaPoint we know that but there's 12 months in a year
@@xenalarsniewold5607 yeah that's why she did 9 times 12 which is 108
oh we have some big brain people here
Locky ikr damn
I've been collecting these extra greetings for quite some time now, hoping to be able to redeem some kind of prize from the ticket booth on my way out.
U get a scholarship to yee yee university
Oh shit
Way out? There is no way out of Kurtistown.
@@woahtheremyguy there is but no one's ever used it. People like to get employed there because there's never any work. Most people don't know it exists because they'd never think about such a thing.
@@krista_ ooh that actually makes a lot of sense
Those two little strands of hair on Kurtis, look like a crescent moon
I know both what you are talking about and also having absolute no idea
lol
As soon as I read this I couldn't look at anything else lol
Poetic
Sailor Kurtistown 🌙
After watching those clips of him and his girlfriend, I’m somehow more asexual than I was ten minutes ago.
THIS.
the asexual mood is turning your phone away whenever they're shirtless
as another asexual, I think this is happening to all asexuals who watch these types of content
ace level increased to 176
i havent watched that part yet but im now super excited to level up in ace
kurtis majored in respecting women at yee yee university
Zara Martin you're welcome. you now have 666 likes
This is so accurate. 🤠😌
And cookery
I wanna be the next fucktard to post this comment so I'll have all the other fucktards to like it
😂
My older brother used to flip his eyelids to scare me when I was like 3. He's addicted to heroin now. Sooo idk where that fits on ur diagram but he could be an outlier.
Neche Pacheco the dude who used to do that to freak us out in grade school is now a huge racist and misogynist? I looked at his social media and was like OH wow youuu turned out terrible. Hm
@@Ghost-wy3iw horrible
my niece used to do it, and she got pregnant at 17.
The moral of the story is NEVER FLIP YOUR EYELIDS
My best friend in elementary school would do it all the time. She’s a meth addict now, with an intense criminal record. I’m literally becoming superstitious about the whole eyelid thing
“I am a lesbian”
ABSOLUTELY PERFECT, LOVE HER
She was just great, that was literally the best part of the video
asian or white im a lesbian ... im just confused what that question had to do with gender lol
@@chrisgrimstad9985 they asked if she prefer asian or white boys, referring to the two of them beside her.
Yes
We stan her for having clear skin
straight people can literally act out soft core porn in public but i can’t even hold hands with my s/o without getting started at and called disgusting while having those people talk to the people around them about how grossed out they are🧍♀️
fr
RIGHT. BRO IT'S W I L D. I feel like they're the type to hypersexualize it in the first place. With literally no internal monologue in their heads. Just empty space
Kurtis drops the word Fortnite and gets #27 trending for Gaming. An icon.
Rachel Buxbaum I thought your profile pic was you smiling with a tiny, creepy, swaddled doll lol
No its because there’s a game called Boxboy
I love how the two comments above this are the same but it goes down each time 😂 moving on up kurtis
Fr
A day has passed and he's still at #31
“ If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put p and u together because you *smell* “
-Kurtis 2019
I'm gonna use that now
"simon says you're a girl" and thats how I figured out I was trans
Honestly the best story I've ever heard queen
Jk Rowling decides your sexuality, and Simon decides your gender
@@socialnorm3295 SPOILER:
At the end of Harry potter
Dobby gets in bed with Harry potter
@@FondueTheGoober please no
@💮スロー shinrinyoku yes
"I am a lesbian." [Hits them both]
I love her so much
That's what I'd do. Even if I actually liked on of them.
She's a girlboss
You don't know what's it's like getting hit in the nuts do you?
@@gorillazisfreetherapy ?
@@davisthedaviskids2574 what
KURTIS SAID RESPECT WOMEN OR PERISH
ari the destroy kurtis invented respecting women
@@brookeadrianne5115 I thought Pewds did that... Oh wait he invented the respecting whamen
IF SHE B R E A T H S SHES A T H O T
Kurtis is the don of the Respect Women Mafia.
Pls respect wamen pls 🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿
Your curls created a crescent moon between your brows
You have a Moonibrow
He's the next sailor moon
sailor moon
I can't tell if thats supposed to be a play on unibrow or monobrow but i laughed anyway
Oh- my god 😂😭
sailor kurtis
The explosion during the kiss was so absurd that I thought Kurtis edited it in there to make it more ridiculous
a kid from my old school flipped his eyelids and now i’m pretty sure he is an alcoholic and i think he’s in Juvie for underage smoking. moral of the story don’t flip your eyelids
He’s definitely not in juvie for smoking lmfaooo
@@Sara-es6nl No way to know unless you go
@@Sara-es6nl depends on what he was smoking
For some reason I’m believing all these tragic stories about the eyelid flipping kids are true… but i think they actually are… if they are or most are that’s so weird and concerning, i think they cursed themselves or something lmao
that's a beautiful story
“$10 a month, $100 a year”
10 x 12 = 100
kurtis you’re doing amazing sweetie
It's confusing when he rounds up to $10 then rounds down to $100 from $9 x 12 = $108.
yes i was about to comment about that
He's french
omg i didnt even realize that 😂
No he’s French because he uses confusing-as heck numbers
I have adult braces and I was unprepared for the hostility I was shown during this video. I didn't even have a chance to brace myself.
I see what u did there
pun of the year goes to:
This screams Kurtis Conner *vibes*
Daypsie Quartz stop
@@hystericallover5989 never
It’s so weird. I kinda hated the extra greeting the first time I heard it but with every video it grows on me and now I get a legitimate release of endorphins when that dumb filter makes his face all pink.
wow dude, you managed to be rude while acting positive lmao
Right, now I CANNOT express the amount of giddiness it ignites inside me every time I hear it. 😭😭😭
umm are we just going to ignore the fact that he's now dating a 16 year old girl
well I can't say I'm surprised
fucking trash
what
Oh no
oh no what where did you find that (he already should have been in jail and now even more)
Kurtis: “Nothing says pick up artist like adult braces right?”
Kurtis: laughs at his own joke
Kurtis: “I’m not being mean alright”
Kate He's so sweet lol
Kurtis is the only one allowed to make fun of my braces.
I want *_him_* to call me a brace-face
I want *_him_* to eat them
I want *_him_* to eat my teeth after
@@spencerpaquette3044 yum yum 😋
kinda sad but kinda funny:
this boy was breaking up with me & in the middle of it he clapped his hands together really loud & i started GIGGLING because it reminded me of kurtis' "FOLKS" 💀
edit for everyone asking: he clapped because he was like "so are we still friends?" AND he got mad at me for laughing so i guess we're not still friends ;-)
Ok but this is funny. (I'm sorry about your breakup
JFGHGFHGFHGFH
LMAO how did he react after?!
lmao I would laugh too
JFKSKSKKDKSKSK
Kurtis is a genuine symbol of human decency.
“Box boy” just makes me think of Shane and Ryan from buzzfeed unsolved taking about the “boy in the box” and Shane getting sad that the story about the boy in the box not being as magical as it sounds.
*Y E S*
excuse me the girlfriend version of kurtisconner would be kurtisconnher
izzy AHSGSGZGAGAGAGAGAGGA
@@annam1226 AHSGSGZGAGAGAGAGAGGA
izzy Ur amazing
😂 Yesss!!!
or Candace Conner lmao
$10 a month....$100 a year....kurtis that math isn’t adding up my guy
he's trying
I mean its actually $9 a month and $108 a year so he's not that far off
@@miastewart2676 for me its $20 now
Mayan calendar?
It’s a discount
I was doing a bunch of random shit while simultaneously trying to turn this video on & I kept hitting next/restarting it so I listened to you say “caca poo poo” 4 times
"Nothing says pickup artist like braces amiright."
*I AM W E A K*
*Kids who flip their eyelids up make shitty Instagram content*
Somehow this analogy made so much sense to me. It's almost too neat.
But I don't make shitty Instagram content.... I'm sad now.
@@mrfrogkingg don't flip ur eyelids it's creepy
Ngl it's super refreshing to hear a guy say "dont objectify women for clout" like idk thANKS kurtis
There’s no better drink than respect women juice
Woman are just tHinGs
We need respect women juice as a jamba juice sort of deal. Whole menu of Negating Asshattery. Tasty and educational!
And that's the reason I stan Harry Styles
Kurtis, Danny and drew, the golden trio of being respectful, accepting and unproblematic
7:25, the fact he coughed on his hand and instantly put it on her face makes me gag a little bit, covid left some mental germaphobe scars
Yea, that made my skin crawl
8:38 he really said oh to see without my eyes ︶👄︶
Editting an explosion behind a video of people kissing is such a Neil Breen move
NEIL BREEN my guy
What if box boy is Niels son 😱
Yea ☕️
Violet LaVietes woah 🤯 that’s some weird thinking. I like it
Underrated comment
Neil Breen is an artist, Boxboy is not
Kurtis talking to himself is me making up scenarios in my head and hurting my own feelings 💀
thanks for the likes :~)
SAME SIS
lmaoo ikr nah i be making myself cry and shit fr
@@user-s0m30n3 i have finally found my people, i thought i was the only one omg
I thought I was the only one who did this. I just found my true family
Box boy what r u doin
“Ten dollars a month, one hundred dollars a year” watch out boys we got a regular mathematician here!
3:37 not her scooting closer to the other guy lol
seeing this video start in some beige room with less than 200 views clocked in makes me feel like im watching some indie youtuber make one of his first videos. so cute
real danisnotonfire vibes
especially how the first thing he say is “kaka poopoo” 😂
i started this video and my brain immediately went „hi.. my name is [ dan ]“
FRR AHH
aleksigh SKSKJS LMAO
*_Is it even a kurtis conner video, if there isn't:_*
✨ _extra greeting_ ✨
_FOLKS_ 👏
😱 _oof_ 😱
🤠 _yee yee_ 🤠
👬 _kurtis talking to kurtis_ 👬
How could you forget dude
You forgot the clap and kurtistown
Eid and "...fuckennn..."
And face filters
or "fukin pardon?..."
missed opportunity to say “kurtisconnHer”
is this a REAL youtuber? he doesn’t have plaques so idk
I AM!!!
nina moon! Don’t you SEE? They’re RIGHT behind him
Idk looks pretty legit to me
a REAL boy
@@kurtisconner are you sure?
I had a dream about Kurtis where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and all I hear is his intro over and over again but the extra greeting keeps getting louder
lauren :] that sounds genuinely terrifying
@lauren :] Whoa, you're sick.
Sounds...false
i think you were in hell
Are you serious? That's pretty weird lol
Genius connection between eyelid flippers & bad content. Wise beyond his years.
I need a compilation of Kurtis calling out sexism and defending women for 30 minutes straight
@@addy.mp3109 "act like a man", kurtis is gonna call you out for that and we're adding it to the compilation.
ChubbyBu act like a decent human being and don’t leave mean comments for no reason
ChubbyBu callese viejo lesbiano
ChubbyBu stop being a sexist little bitch for once
@@addy.mp3109 rip
Kurtis..remember to cancel your subscription dude.
i replied
did he do it?
This was three years ago and this is the third reply but did he ever do it where will he ever do it this answer will never be solved
This question*
@@Emberwolf44477 kurtis unsolved 😳
at 9:38 right when he finished the pickup line and add popped up for word tune and it was like a yellow screen saying "sorry but no" 😂 and then other rejection like I'm sorry but I can't 😂 I just love the timing of ads.......
*Sing in the tune of lost boy* I am a box boy, from Instagram. Always hanging out with random woman. And when Im bored i ask them to punch me, or run around in my undies. Shut up box boy they say to mee..... (i cant think of any other lyrics)
This is a masterpiece
@@iexist714 thanks
I hate watching people kiss... I feel apart of it and I don’t like it 😶
Same
I know right they never asked my consent for a menage et trois
same bro
thank you for sharing that, i feel less weird now 💚
And that my friend is one of the reasons I don’t go to parties
How to be an Instagram comedian in 4 easy steps according to box boy:
1. Scream as much as you can and as loud as you can.
2. Sexual harassment.
3. Make everyone around you as uncomfortable as possible.
4. Really bad pick up lines.
instant success
Oh no I can never be an Instagram comedian because I’m just good at bad pick up lines. Guess I’ll just be a decent person instead
The thud sound effect and bruh #2
It honestly doesn't even take half of that.
It's,
1. ) Be attractive.
2. ) Provide entertainment for children, aka an audience with an extremely short attention-span. Lots of screaming, lots of aggressive cuts.
That's literally it.
I will never understand how they can look in the mirror afterwards. Just degrading yourself for internet clout
As someone else who was called boxboy I can confirm that i was storage bin man’s sidekick. I’m now my own hero :)
2:50 "I'am box-man." "And I'am box-boy!" "We store away crime."
Ok why is that orange paper in the back the most obnoxious color i have ever seen
it said: ☢️
Is it bad that I kind of dig it?
@@TheAZElele yes
“blood orange”
@@TheAZElele no i low key kinda do too
7:26
Never date someone who coughs in their hand and then immediately touches ur neck. If that doesn't scream murderer, I don't know what does.
Someone being murdered
A murderer screaming
Someone screaming “murderer”
Murderer screaming “someone”
Screaming murdered someone
i hope that lesbian is having the most amazing day
*amazing gay
@@idiotsandwich1045 now this... this is revolutionary...
I LOVE THAT YOU STAND UP WHEN A PERSON HARASSES A GIRL OR BOY
These boys didn’t get enough attention in their childhood.
hello fellow hippie lol
periodt
Or too much
@@yerikordei5579 oh god,, yikes
@@yerikordei5579 I mean I get it if their age gap is big IF they're consenting adults...but she's a literal child. uhh what the fuck??
Kurtis: he’s not longer boxboy...
Me: *he’s boxman*
Kurtis: he’s boxboyfriend now
Me: *oh that’s a better joke...*
THAT HAPPED TO ME TOO SKSKKSSSHAHAHAHKSKSKAAKAKKAKAK
SJXJSJX I WAS THINKING THIS TOO
😹😹😹
Saaaame
thats what i thought
14:19 step 4: "Only if it's raspberry jam"
The bit about the kids that flip their eyelids had me laughing wayy too hard Ngl 😂
they’re the same boys who say “the f in woman stands for funny”
I have two of them in my class
@@idiotsandwich1045 im sorry
Yet they haven't even made me crack a smile
I have rich
Or the women who say the F in men stands for funny, i reply with “the R in women stands for rights” it’s shitty I know, but they’re being annoying too
Kurtis drinks respect women juice the same way boxboy drank that “slurp juice” in the beginning
I wanna like this comment but it’s at 420 likes
Brooke AdriAnne respect whamen juice
Without the context this sounds insanely odd
1:29 “a lot can change in a year” oh 2019 Kurtis, if you only knew
10:14 LMFAO WHAT IS THAT IM CRYING
Bro teabagged him irl
Somebody needs to make a compilation video of Kurtis saying “my guy” for 3 minutes straight. I search for it every week and find nothing. Come on people!!!!
Mediante Delavega i’m on it
curtis' spelled with a c aren't real curtis'
@@lindsayfasano6437 update us when youre done. Im subscribing and turning on post notifications for when you upload it
I AGREE!
Just do et
Do you think God stays in heaven, for he too fears what he has created?
Yeah
JUSTIN GODDAMN
Justin Y. i haven’t seen u in a while hello
Dude your everywhere
U again
I love how the skits is always a bit too long and just that bit more intense
"caca poopoo !!!"
a multilingual king.
kurtis is an up and coming gamer watch out pewdiepie
he isn’t in Minecraft Monday’s so it doesn’t count
@Jasmin Lu: nice comment! :)
Me: ooo a new video!
Kurtis: “caca poopooo”
Me:
Kurtis:
Me: this is gonna be amazing
Gabriella Mariani THIS is so accurate, i kinda felt it
when kurtis said “ppppffft, caca poopoo” i felt that.. 😭😔🖤💔
I felt very satisfied when he ended it by saying "it's like your mom pushing you out of her vayiña every day"
3:24 ah yes, the three genders.
Asian, white, and woman.
That extra greeting feels really nice I feel appreciated thanks kurtis
me every single time kurtis talks about respecting women: 🥰💞💖💛💙💜😍😘😻💝💟❤️
SAME-
epic cringe
Same! He's such a dear
♥️♥️♥️
He can respect me anytime he wants
Kurtis saying "caca poopoo" was the most shocking thing i've heard in a while, for some reason (?
Yesss
Ik 😂
HAHAHAHAA SAMEEE
Wait I thought he said "gaga booboo" lmao
Reminds me of the cartoon Tak and the Power of Juju...
Covid ruined that cough kiss on a whole new level
IM SCREAMING I THOUGHT THE TITLE SAID BOYXBOY I THOUGHT KURTIS WAS GONNA READ GAY WATTPAD ONE SHOTS SKDJF
*Kurtis is the definition of a 3rd grader seeing 2 people kiss*
W h a t
The only person I knew who would flip their eyelids back in the day turned out to sell drugs and went to jail... So you know... don’t do that because you’re gonna go to jail
My cousin used to do that and well... I agree with your statement.
this made me laugh, lmfao
sfkakathatkid my cousin did that shit too and now she doesn't have a job or a home and we do drugs together in my neighborhood park.
Zach stop STOP you're gonna get in trouble
Erik Musta .... I used to do that.
I used to flip my eyelids and now i just cry myself to sleep over the fact that i regret doing it
Every timeI see his Instagram handle, I read it as BoyxBoy and my 12 year old wattpad gay ass come back to haunt me.
Me: :(
Kurtis: folks 👏🏻
Me: :)
"I'm lacking vitamin U."
Oh yeah. Vitamin U. Uranium.
Please go eat just a gram of uranium.
Doctor's orders, guy. Gotta do it.
Do it.
Boxboy, you gotta do it.
Literally eat uranium, Boxboy.
We need you to literally eat literal uranium, Boxboy.
Come on, Boxboy
*eat the uranium, Boxboy*
I’ve been laughing at this for far longer than is acceptable
Simon says you gotta eat uranim boxboy
Digest the uranium, boxboy
*come on put some more*
That extra greeting is what has kept me going through this complicated year
if i become a youtuber, i'll just draw my youtube plaques so that my viewers know im a youtube god
I misread the title and thought Kurtis was going to be reading gay fan fiction
We all did
He did read some fan fiction in one of his older videos. He giggled all through it 😂😂
OMG AHAHAHAHA
I think we all did haha
me too!!!! lmao
I thought He Said boyxboy and I was waiting for him to talk about gay stories that 13 year old girls wrote.. I cannot-
You can never escape that life honey, it follows you
sameeee
Sane
He's name is so gay does he not know it?
@@13gudadod yo, nice username, mate
11:25 didnt even use the right your/you're...
Yeah
the caca boo boo ok in the beginning was the funniest thing ive ever seen and ive rewatched so many times it's unhealthy
I swear to God, I read boyxboy and I thought you would read a fanfiction.
Lol me too
Same 😂
LMFAOOO NFS
Omggggg me too. When I heard him say “ box boy” and got very confused
Literally what I thought
i thought it said "BOYXBOY: Revisited" and i honestly thought he was going to read boy x boy fanfiction.
ari is queen.
Haha, I thought the same thing.
Same
ari is queen. Same and tbh I was excited 😂
Jup, me too
Omfggg same!!
I seriously doubt this, but in the book What If It's Us, Arthur refers to Ben as "box boy" for a while... I don't think he even knows that book exists, but it's always possible
PRAY FOR WORLD PEACE!!!!!!!!!!! God bless u💖
#30 trending for gaming 🤔🤔🤔
I guess you are a true TH-cam god🤪🤪
26 now lmao
Ok I was going to comment this so I’m glad someone did. Wtf is up w/ that?
He's a real gamer boy
Still 26, gamer boy for life
theres a puzzle game called boxboy
me: :(
kurtis: CaCa PoO pOo
me: :)
Very calming and satisfying cooking with Kurtis Connor
I mean if this weirdo boxboy can get a girlfriend then honestly what am I waiting for
he’s a real confidence booster
That's the spirit!
Puberty
You're waiting for money and fame
Money
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone rock a nose ring as well as Kurtis. It looks good on you, bruh.
Stevie AfterDark how about every lesbian ever
@@user-fo6lx4dl4u Kurtis is a lesbian
I agree! Honestly, he’s the reason why I’m considering one for myself 😅
I have 2 and i still cant pull it off like Kurtis can
ikr
Kurtis you got $175k back from this video, such a good business strategy
Kurtis: How will they now I am a TH-cam GOD
Me:*looks at subcount*
Me: I really don’t know
i thought he was gonna say “he is no longer a box boy, he is now box MAN”
I thought the same 😅
Me too dude
As soon as I saw the title of the video I thought Boy in the box from buzzfeed unsolved
mE TOO DUDE
Same