WideNeck & LongNeck: Everything Wrong with the Internet
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ม.ค. 2019
- Y'ALL GOT NECKS?!
In this video, we take a close look at Charles McDowell AKA Wide Neck (@damnwideneck). His mugshot went viral a few months ago, and what transpired afterwards is very strange. From fighting Long Neck to collaborating with SupremePatty and Kushpapi, this whole thing gets really weird.
I hope you enjoy the various sizes of necks!
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TELL ME WHY WIDENECK LOOKS 30 AND LONGNECK LOOKS 12
Wideneck looks 45
Wait, they aren't??
Kelly Ellie yea lol that's what i thought how old are they actually?? lmao
well you see, babies have very long necks, and they grow shorter as we grow older! hope this helped 🥰
i’m your 1000th like awww
When they started beef I legit thought of two giraffes slapping their necks together
KozzyArts After I saw this comment I immediately looked a video up of two giraffes fighting and it is the funniest shit ever
Yooo same
@@brennanwwheeldon8926 i just did that too, and ive been wheezing non-stop
Me too
Me too bro
In my counting, I have concluded that Kurtis spoke the word "neck" an exact amount of 77 times in this video. It takes just over 45 shots to kill somebody, therefore Kurtis was correct in saying that participating in the neck-shots activity can result in a serious injury or death.
I dunno man, a single shot in the neck would be enough to kill
Listen im built different
@@jackdeary91 let’s do it 🤝
Ackually depends on the type of alcohol and the person, so what i prepose is shots of pure ethanol-
@@lighthouseexplorers I am gone by the 6th shot lol
You've seen wideneck and longneck, now it's time to add a third dimension
*DEEPNECK*
so you’re telling me that the last part of the trinity w,,,, would be deepthroat ????
hey its a couch potato
@@ryoumiru593 take my like and get out.
Then a fourth dimension
TIMENECK
Add a 4th dimension to make a neckeract
Alternate title:
WideNeck & LongNeck: Everything wrong with the interneck
excellent pun 10/10
@@keiralynn_ *Neckcellent pun
Badum tss
Beautiful
@@delinayacob *neckiful
revisiting this in mid 2020, as of now:
Wideneck has been involved in community activism and now attends University of Florida
Longneck made an onlyfans
Long neck has an ONLYFANS 😭😭😭😭 all is right with the world
Long neck has aN ONLYFANS?? The world should’ve ended in 2012 🤡😭
Good for wideneck tho
what wideneck is doing is sick as hell
Of course
Wideneck: Literally being born with a deformity that makes his neck huge.
People: Now that’s some world class content👌
It's like the freak shows of olden days.
@@damonedwards1544 true thats all plastic surgery is for
This is how it is for corpse husband. He has a very serious condition that makes his vocal cords basically deteriorate but his fan base is widely built on his deep voice.
@@fart63 Oh, I thought he just had a deep ass voice.
@@fart63 no not really. GERD can definitely do that in an extreme enough case but it's not intrinsic to the condition (also he definitely doesn't seem to mind playing into it or having a voice that deep). he's even said it only added to it and his voice would still be deep regardless
“they get famous for their necks”
big ed: *or lack of*
That “lick the neck” part was SO disgusting 🤢🤢🤢🤢
I know I am literally going to commit arson
Boss Dogg same
I literally threw my phone, jumped and ran out my bed
It made me want to commit breathen't
☁️🦋✨💖I want to rip out my eyeballs🙈🌈💫🌸
Guess someones neck is as thick as Gaston's.
Maddison Riehl *🎶Nobody’s neck is a thick as Gaston’s🎶*
incredible
*Thicccc*
“NoOoOooo OnEs NeCk iS aS *THICC* aS gAsTon”
~ *_T H I Q Q_* ~
“Why don’t I have a million followers on Instagram?”
Now you have even more than a million king
I took a sip of water every time you said neck, because you gotta stay hydrated besties, and I almost drowned.
weird necks but ok
Heh
Shada Thykandy is neck even a word. I've heard it so much in this video that I'm questioning everything.
IM DEAD
O my good lord jesus😂
@@cleoresemanes8852 swear that happens to me as well😂
🤢🤮 that longneck "lick the neck" part honestly almost made threw up.
It hurt my eyes
Same, and I have a phobia of throwing up so I got terrified.
@Quinn Warwick Landon Yeah.
@Quinn Warwick Landon oh lol
Yeah I had like 3 beers before I heard that and I was sooo close to yarfing. Not from the beer.
At my high school the substitute librarian was there for an extended time period, and a bunch of people kept printing off pictures of wide neck and long neck and this sub would raise hell everytime she saw someone with one of these pictures and banned use of the printers without a special pass. What a time to be alive
This is incredible
not to be *that* person but i feel like there’s some underlying ableism going on as a result of their success. that’s the whole appeal, it’s why their content is “entertaining.” because they have physical disabilities/abnormalities so obviously everything they do is funny right? idk it just makes me uncomfortable because clearly their followers are laughing at them and not with them.
Ableism??? That's not a word
@@misfitfarm3142 are you joking
@@misfitfarm3142 Yes it is?
@@desmondcoppin591 no it isnt is it in the dictanry
@@misfitfarm3142 The dictionary is not an authority on what is and isn't a word nor is it supposed to be.
that neck massaging part was the most uncomfortable thing i’ve ever watched
lavender angel witch I gagged when she started massaging longneck.
I felt bad for the woman doing it. It was weird as hell.
lavender angel witch yes second on my list is Jacob Sartouriaus trying to seduce us online
Irk? Fucking gross lmao
I had to take my earphones out and close my eyes to survive
Idk why but I wheezed at “Titaneck”.
Don’t judge pls.
*NECKS CALLER NECKS CALLER*
Avisheh i-
Shoto - You can’t expect me to just sit here and not say that
Shoto - omigosh shoto todoroki is hot asf osnsksnksnsijsis
Luke Mills why do you feel the need to shit on people for their sense of humour when it’s not offensive or harming anyobe
Its such a wasted opportunity that they didn't create a Long Neck/Wide Neck enemies to lovers story
11:35 the way i heard “and to a necks-tent”
All you need to complete the holy trinity - No neck Ed, also known as Big Ed.
Haha
Then who is god?
damn no neck
And inwards neck, also known as Kurtis Conner
@@Fayrayz i-
NO ONES neck is incredible thick as gaston’s 😠
It’s spelt thicccc
Avisheh it’s spelt thicc
his neck is the size of a barge
Thique
Its- get this- 10 inches wide
I love watching Kurtis Conneck
If them being friends wasent a marketing sceem, why would they even be friends because in my opinion "long neck" looks like 14-16 years old and "wide neck" looks like maybe 25-30. (sorry for spelling and bad age guessing.)
Yea long neck is 21 while wide neck is 33
JK Rowling describing Mr and Mrs Dursley, every single book: Wide neck and Long neck
Omfg u changed my life
screaming
BRUH THIS IS SO TRUE
Mr Dursley has no neck😂
Vernon doesnt even have a neck
The girl who licked the whipped cream off his neck made me feel sick 😷
JosukeHasCoolHair lol true
I wonder how much they payed her
@Rebecca
I know right? She must be getting paid to do that because who would do that for free?
Username_Taken
I mean... Whipped cream is whipped cream...
@@skandisjvel1147 this made me laugh more than it should...
You should've mentioned the "lick here" tattoos they both got on their chests with arrows pointing to their necks. thankfully wide neck got it covered but long neck still has it to this day.
1:55 I paused to read the police facebook post and honestly what the fuck
Yea ok you’ve heard of wide neck, long neck but how about no neck Ed from 90 day fiancé?
I was waiting for this comment😌
LMFAO
*n o n e c k*
@@puppylove1 same
I’m so confused does he have a condition or something? He really has no neck, he can even turn his head.
My neck feels weird now. I'm oddly aware of it now, and it's weird & uncomfortable.
I just can’t stop thinking of my gosh darn *n e c c*
*n e c c*
𝓝𝓮𝓬𝓬
Then it's better I do not watch the video. Because I'm Ulta super conscious. And if I become too aware of something like my bones, my breathing etc. I start getting anxiety, weird sensations. Not adding neck to the list ! Lol
𝔫 𝔢 𝔠 𝔠
2:26 lmao I can't with titaneck😭😭😭
15:15 missed a chance to say “out of the kindness of his neck”
this was THE MOST unfomfortable video ive EVER watched
unfomfortable
Uncomfortable
Idk wat u r saying.
u n c o m f y
exo's vocals u n f o m f y
But you’re forgetting the *REAL* neck icon
Candace Flynn
itsemily bish TRU
I remember that episode where that french guy compared her neck to a giraffe's and she took it as a compliment
candace flynn the skinniest legend of all
Fuck. Now I gotta look it up
Aaaaand it’s a cartoon LOL
1:47 hold on this all started on my birthday
10:16 they sitting there like npc’s that don’t have a quest for u yet
i think we all deserve a cody ko, noel miller, and kurtis conner collab
YES
Forget noel and you're golden.
This is Danny Gonzalez erasure
Elfmaster what? Noel is daddy
also Ryan yerrow and ryan trahan
Ok but why is nobody talking about how thin long neck is. I am scared.
Eugina Cooney and him should hook up before they die from starvation.
Tim Slee Jesus Christ dude
@@womplebobomple5577 Well, they know what they're doing is bad for their health and could kill them.
Tim Slee I know, but saying “Before they die from starvation” is a little much. Don’t ya think?
@@womplebobomple5577 Yes, and they should take it as a warning.
why is there a "lol" (laughing out loud), but no "col" (crying out loud)? because i really had a col-moment at 0:45
we love a man who can pronounce "voluminous" correctly
long neck be lookin like Steve before his Captain America serum
*BARS*
Que Noel Miller and Cody ko: B A R S
r/rareinsuslts
HIS CAPTAIN AMERICA SERUM
No he doesn't.
Neck Counter: 56
Yes I did count everytime anyone said neck... *no I do not regret it* -
damn your neck is even longer
@@alrightthere1868 ikr
Did you drink to it?
Take a shot for every one
Bet time to take 56 shots💀
Ik your not going to see this but thank you so much for your amazing content, I’m going through a break up right now and your contents been helping me out. Keep it up
7:51 I watched this video in the bath and still felt gross.
me: :(
kurtis: *gives extra greeting*
me: :)
I fricken love your pfp and username
Me too
Me: :(
Kurtis: “folks!” *claps*
Me: :)
^^ someone else put that in another video but I literally love it omg
omg 2d :)
Panic at the disco when your sever image is gorillaz pick one. (Gorrillaz are better
Not to be political but
" all necks matter" has not aged well.
i was thinking the same thing lol
Aged like milk
Yeah...... so sad
You're being political.
I mean Black Lives Matter was around then that’s the joke they were making
i love how we gat the chance to see Kurtis lose his sanity and will to live one video at a time
12:30 Never even heard of Bandersnatch.
when i was a college i took a class that analyzed freakshows (like old-timey, old-fashioned freakshows in the circus that showcased people w physical deformities, eg the famous Elephant Man) and compared freakshows of then to what we do now (talkshows that showcase people with weird phobias & disabilities n things like that) and this brings me back to that, honestly. this is an example of a new-age freakshow that capitalizes on the neck gimmick, putting that deformity on display and making a show of it (the neck rap song, all the neck puns, etc.) and it is REALLY fascinating looking at this spectacle through that lens. it kinda makes more sense when you think about it that way.
Underrated comment - what a cool lens through which to view these kinds of people/videos!!
This is a great comment 👏👏
people didnt change at all, that same freakin mentality is still what people are holding onto eventhough they claim to be more intelectual compared to those from old times
I bet that was a really fascinating class. I love when we can look at ourselves as a society and really analyze the things we do, the things we enjoy, the things we find "entertaining". Oftentimes, the "entertainment" changes, but the general idea remains the same.
History repeates itself
*Cody,Noel and kurtis need to collab right now*
Jade t the three kings of youtube.... let’s start 2019 right!
and danny
and drew
With Ryan trahan laughing in the corner
YESSS!!! WHAT A PERFECT TRIO
Long neck looks like the texture of mayonaise
thank u, necks
I love how kurtis connecks all of his jokes for continuity
I laughed
You mean coneckity pls laugh
@@iamcoolrealnotfake5486 I did dw
I bet someone is gonna get woooshed
Crumbystudios not yet :c
First guy: damn wide neck
Second guy: damn long neck
Big Ed: damn *no neck*
Ayy u need more likes
Original comment :)
Respect.
This is so beautiful. Thank you, kind sir/ma’am.
Me: damn cheerio neck
I love the clips you put into your videos, like from movies and stuff
Im so glad that u pop of on my recommend
Honestly his neck isn't even that long, what's more concerning is that he's literally skin and bones.
edit: never said he needed to gain weight i know its a health condition
That’s what I was thinking, his neck is probably “long” because he needs to gain some weight
exactly, you can literally see his robs?
@@capylost r o b s?
@@matchi457 he means ribs 🤣😂😅😅😅 i swear these comments all got me rollin. Almost better than the video...
yes.
To be honest, I think their fame is similar to 1910’s freak shows . Think about it:
1.people gawk at their peculiar appearances.
2. Their claim to fame is them looking strange.
3. They got famous for people making fun of them.
I know i may have repeated a few.
All those points were basically synonyms my g
i love watching this while my parents are fighting
Fr
Charles Looks Like A GTA Character And Long Neck Looks Like A Minecraft Skeleton
*i dont want a neck anymore*
Sorry idc about your comment but jimin is really tall isn't he
@@KixoNixo yeah like I wouldn't be surprised if he came out as the tallest member
*I don't want to breath anymore*
Ed from 90 day fiancé is callinh
@@edsheeran1679 What if Chimminy just grew 23ft tall in qaurantine and poor Soobin and Joonie looked like tiny specs compared to him and Yoongi was legit microscopic compared to Chimmy😳😳
Can I just say long neck guy looks unhealthily skinny?
He probably has a condition or something
Don't quote me on this but there are skeleton diseases where your bones don't stop growing like a normal human being, his neck is proportionally long to the rest of his appendages/torso. Very disturbing to me.
not even unhealthily but close to dying, he's nothing but skin and bones
@@thatsnotfair353 totally agree with you. People assume I have a condition from the get go even though they no nothing about me. I mean you can be concerned or something but don't tell me something like that straight into my face :P it's just disrespectful for many reasons and I'm happy there are people who realise that
he got a condition i think
At 5:23 Long neck looks like the American version of ayato yuri
I used to be in a weed group on facebook as a young teen and long neck was the admin pre instagram fame and he called himself king pothead, he literally just yelled at people about smoking more weed then them
Flipping awesome
This is some necks level comedy content.
666 likes lol-
*WHO DIMOLISHED IT*
You are amazing
yOu sPeLlEd "nEcK" wRoNg
Was the pun really a neckessity though
@@phud69 it was neckessary
Bruh we don't deserve Kurtis. We got a Zoey 101 ref and Noel Miller.
The first 30 seconds of your video gave me 8 years of nostalgia
This is like the content that Skinny Pete and Badger from Breaking Bad would make if they became influencers
kurtis including clips of him editing just to show off his air pods jfc
Smells like broke in here
exactly.
Nope
Does jfc mean just for clout
Hannah Klunk no it means jesus fucking christ but i guess it could also mean that now that i think about it..
couldnt stand the thought of not getting an extra greeting so I had to subscribe
some gal literally the exact same reason I did lmaoooo
welcome
The correct decision
I love getting a neckstra greeting!!
@@viamendes1621 i see what you did there....smooth
I have a canker sore currently on the bottom of my tongue and it is MASSIVE. The worst part about tongue cankers is that they literally cause waves of pain throughout your entire tongue when you move. Hate it sm
No neck ed, Wide neck, Long neck, and Gaston long ago the four men lived in harmony
“His neck level’s over 9,000”
I died
That’s 50 nic!
Cody and Noel are the best!
Tiny meat gang!!!!
it’s Matty FUCKING smokes
@@katnap_s What is going on guys it's Matty FUCKING smokes
missed opportunity to say "everything wrong with the interneck"
I'm pretty sure that this type of neck abnormality is a result of foetal (US spelling: fetal) alcohol syndrome (FAS). I'm surprised that I couldn't find any other comments to suggest this - I recall learning about this at uni years ago, so I could be wrong...
OH MY GOD WHEN U PUT THE CLIP IN OF NOEL I SCREAMED
Y'ALL NEED TO COLLAB U HIM AND CODY ASAP
The collab that all of us NEED
ME TOO I LOVE THEM
MY FAVES
idk why but I was so happy to see he liked their vids too, 3 of my fav dudes
Sania Mohamed
YES
Idk what’s bigger, that neck or my heart when I get that extra greeting💞
Or the canker sore? That thing was a monster RIP
I just want you to know, Kurtis, that I subscribed and eventually became a fan PURELY for the extra greeting.
I’m here for my extra greeting!! Thank you!
“they’re really milking this, ey?” *the canadian jumped out*
Eh*
omg sorry eh* 😔
2019: WideNeck & LongNeck
2020: *No Neck Ed*
Gen z has a neck fetish
nO-
👀
I call him *Ed n shoulders*
dont forget noah neck
8:20 right after the question in the comment was asked, i got an ad for kay jewelry and the voiceover said “one day, i’ll ask you the question that changes out life”
I am very glad you're doing this good work. So us regular folk don't have to give these garbage content makers any views at all.
hey kurtis, love ya... keep ya necks wide
right back at ya king
daddy tomato boss ❤🍅
Leon Lush neck gang strong
OMG it's Tomato King! How come you seem to like everything that I like?
Hail tomato 🍅
thank u, neckts
You spelt it wrong...
ChimChim_ney r/wooosh
@@lunasol5981 isn't it supposed to be "neckst"
mimi lune that’s what I was trying to say
hard pass
3:55 he has a million followers now
He has four million now
It's 2021, and this is still one of the best videos on the Internet
Kurtis, and i can't stress this enough, *PLEASE* do a collab with Cody, Noel, Danny and Drew
YES OMG
YES
The world can’t handle that much power
Nacho Drops but it has to now
TheMrsX agreed
I'm not a fan of living in this world.
AwfulMusik same my friend
That's very shallow
Rumardo Scheepers Being shallow is a very subjective subject, people can be shallow on the inside and the outside but it’s a deeper meaning of shallow which is interesting. the definition of shallow does not mean what this person commented, correct me if I’m wrong but to be shallow is to be sheltered and to not achieve a deeper meaning of yourself and this person saying I’m not a fan of living in this world doesn’t really radiate being shallow to me.
@@em-st2kq No, I meant his comment is very shallow, because there are so many things to be fond of and there are so many things to life, it's a complicated mess. I was just implying that life has soooo much to it and also how such a simple statement puts shame to the notion of that, hence making it shallow.
Tell me about it!
I feel like whenever long neck walks it makes the Minecraft skeleton noise
Man this is gold content
love it when i’m balls deep in the comment section but an ad bRiNgs mE tO ThE tOp
Omg I’m glad I’m not the only one
necks** deep
mo 919 thought i was the only one 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
Lmao this comment is gold.
KimiDesu can you use ad block on a cell phone?
Thank u, neckst
(please laugh, I think I'm funny)
Anna 973 Haha lol you're funny
That was so damn smart! Good job, girl!!
AhahahhahaAHAHAHAHAH
Jasmijn Fiselier AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh ....ha!
Jasmijn Fiselier I won this laughing contest
That throatagraph one was a missed opportunity to say neckleback.
His extra greetings, make my day. Make me smile
now i'm gonna judge the necks of everyone i meet ffs
Your pic looks like you're trying to show off your neck 😂
@@sophiaceleste1928 scoliosis benefits 😂
I guess you could say you’re gonna judge the NECKS person you meet
What does ffs mean
@@abbyxnewton For fuck sake :)
the fact someone manages them reminds me of circus owners who hire people to be in their freak shows
x x they were in David Dobrik’s new vlog lol so you’re kinda hitting the nail right on the head lmfao
Alee Z jesus christ
x x To
Vultures will always swoop in to make money from weird shit
I think longneck actually has a disability that was used in sideshows
It is totally worth a subscribe for that extra greeting. Plus, this dude is funny. For real.
I can't wait for the NECKST video