Imagine just hangin out with your besties, and in the distance, you hear “I MEAN IF SIMON SAY SO” and someone runs up to you, picks you up, and throws you in the van.
Imagine you’ve just gone for a long run with you’re friends, you’re chatting with them, having a good time, and you just hear “IF SIMON SAYS SO!” And you see a man running at you at sonic speeds to carry you into his basement for the rest of your life.
"What are you, gay?" Is really funny when a gay person says it to another gay person, often over literally anything but sexual/romantic orientation "Hey could you pass me that cup?" - "what are you, gay?"
One day I made a big decision, I searched up, *"Who is the fastest growing channel on youtube?"* and it actually says greg. You do not have to be afraid. Google has now joined greg.
@@troubledorange2896 wait, he waterboarded you. Either you meant to say motorboated, or you're a threat to national security and that guy was a federal agent.
@@uniboy13 Honestly, i think both... Yesterday a man in a suit chased me screaming, then i climbed to the roof and i got both motorboarded and waterboarded
I like that everyone glossed over the fact that during the Simon says get wet that they just straight up humped each other? Like, that made my heart stop- it scared the shit out of me. What would you even do if you saw that in public? Just stand there and watch? Run away? Idek...
they get so much more views on instagram because all their videos make it onto the explore page so when people are just scrolling through and one of their videos pops up and automatically starts playing its kinda hard to scroll past because the video is just sooo cringy its hard to look away, while on youtube the only way to find their account is if their video is on the trending page or someone searching something up related to them and even after that they still have to make a conscious decision to click on the video and sit through a 15 second ad before the video plays
To be honest, Danny covering the music in the clips makes then actually tolerable lol. It's also hilarious listening to Danny half heartedly singing the music 😭
Please, never stop covering the music. It makes their terrible content actually funny. I'm sitting in an airport and getting confused looks from my wife for giggling after hearing you half-heartedly cover Oops I Did it Again.
@@NEROJIRO make sure it’s legal, don’t do anything bad, don’t go to their level. Just stand around with the orange tip of the gun pointing out of a bag.
the girl at 8:00 is a professional adult acress, i wouldn't know that i've never seen her work or any work of adulting ever but pls know i am for sure certain that she is an actress
i like how so many people have danny gonzalez sleep playlists, including me. there's also drew ones and kurtis ones. we are all just so hyperfixated on these 3 youtubers that we even need to consume their content in our sleep. but seriously i need background noise to sleep and these guys are my comfort youtubers(this video was on some random persons sleep playlist that i'm putting on rn to sleep. i've seen all of danny's videos like a billion times)
14:39 when you follow someone and their newest picture or video pops up on your starting page, it counts as a view even if you just looked at it for 5 seconds and then started screaming
I like how the first guy holds back a little because he doesn't actually want to hurt him but the second guy probably saw all of their videos and beats the life out of box boy. 10:03
6:44 it’s like a king telling his son to take what ever bride he wants back in medieval times. Instead of just picking a girl he gets really hyped and runs and picks her up
but papa was replaced, so lets together sad. maybe one day we can together bath again boxboy and sexyjefo seem to be the only hope of together bathing again
Yes, typically when I go to shower, I have to hit my knee really hard, because that typically gets me to scream in pain and when I do that, I immediately remove all clothing.
So I went to a school nearby this guy and we had quite a few mutuals (he went to a really prestigious private school that had a lot of douchebags attending; though most of his friends I met were nice people) my friend once invited him to her party and whilst there he was sipping red wine on her expensive white couch. When she asked him to drink it somewhere else as to not stain the couch he pointed to his watch and said "honey I can just buy you a new one". Another time I went clubbing & his friends joined up with us; he literally didn't say one word to anyone but like one friend the whole time. Also his first 15,000 followers were given to him by a bot lmao.
@@j6shu + Rum Ham Yes boxboy!! I commented before I even watched the video and realised it was on boxboy and jeff, because I needed Greg to know how cringe and obnoxious he actually is. But the school he went to was the most expensive in my area with a yr12 tuition fee of around $33k imagine your parents spending that much for you to become a fucking instagram comedian (they're probs kinda trash too if their child is that entitled though). I would cry.
As someone who has been unwillingly lifted up and carried somewhere by 1) a dude in my high school cafeteria, 2) a dude in my high school hallway, 3) a dude in my dorm lounge, and 4) a dude at a Walgreens (who I had never seen before) - this is probably fake but at the very least it encourages really terrifying bad behavior in the more impressionable people in their audience.
Noah Nesbitt please don’t try to make the blame fall on the victim. i know many women in my life who have experienced similar situations. men think it’s cute to have us struggle, and we can’t do anything about it.
I'm so glad whenever you search up "who's the fastest growing army on youtube" the first thing that pops it up is "Greg, the fastest growing army on TH-cam and the world, is lead than none other than Danny Gonzalez."
@judy Listen, I'm not roasting them or yelling at them. I just asked if they could correct the punctuation. All I honestly expected was them to explain why they decided to use commas. It's not that serious. Nobody here is pressed except seemingly you.
i’ve done the unimaginable. i, a fellow greg, just looked up the fastest growing army on youtube. and i quote “danny Gonzalez is know for the fastest growing army on youtube” which means that he can start telling us to look it up!! as a greg, i’ve never been more proud.
Imagine just hangin out with your besties, and in the distance, you hear “I MEAN IF SIMON SAY SO” and someone runs up to you, picks you up, and throws you in the van.
one can only dream
prisoner 99 is your username actually you in this scenario
Wouldnt know
always on the outher side of the equation
Simon is the mafia boss
@@kmac291 lmao now everything makes sense
Him: “Smash or punch?”
Me: “Restraining order”
nah I chose shoot
I chose Super Mario Maker 2: Electric Boogaloo
Goldgaming27 wat
@@shartnugget2260 yes
@@shartnugget2260 Kokichi-
Simon says shoot the president
"I mEaN iF sImOn SaYs So..."
This comment is so unordinary lol
( *BANG* )
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True though I guess you can say Simon is a real joker
Simon says the time has come, execute order 66
"I mean if Simon says so."
Imboxboy woefully misinterpreted the comments telling him that his videos needed a punch line
underrated comment
beautiful
It is a tragedy
underrated
he is the punchline
I’m waiting for the entire room to be filled with nutcracker men
You just made me laugh so fucking hard holy shit
I love 💖 your pfp
Nadine Jones more like Nadine Johnny
me too, I expect a new one with every new video
THE INVASION HAS BEGUN
Imagine you’ve just gone for a long run with you’re friends, you’re chatting with them, having a good time, and you just hear “IF SIMON SAYS SO!” And you see a man running at you at sonic speeds to carry you into his basement for the rest of your life.
well if I'm the one imagining it then I can kick him in the shins
i would move to the side like 😐🧍🏾♀️
I would accept my fate because if it is simon giving the order then my fate is sealed
@@bizzar3543 agreed
I can't do anything simon simply can't be reasoned with
Imagine breaking into Danny's house and hearing:
"OH MY GOD HE'S DOING IT! HE'S WET! I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE SO WET!"
LemonLime lollll
LemonLime yeah fuck robbing that house
Ya I heard him saying that as I broke in to steal him but I heard that and I just left
the 6'9 elf peanut I killed santa
You were trying go steal Danny?
They might join in
"What are you, gay?" Is really funny when a gay person says it to another gay person, often over literally anything but sexual/romantic orientation
"Hey could you pass me that cup?" - "what are you, gay?"
_"[sobbing]_ My dog died...!"
"What are you, gay?"
“Yo will you toss me that pen?” “What are you gay?” *proceeds to chuck pen with the force of 1000 suns*
FRR like i literally have a bf and when he says " i love you " i sometimes tell him " thats gay " 💀
I used to have a partner who I would do this too all the time. We aren’t together now- 💀
my bf and i do shit like this all the time. "i love you" "gay"
Him: Kiss or Punch?
That one guy: Shoot
With what is the question
Sh00t
He is definitely America
Let me fucking kick at your face
@@asowatavizio4545 they arent talking about you lmao 🤦♂️
"Do you get naked every time you scream?"
Imagine the horror movies..
Then it’s turn into a very inappropriate movie if someone was in the movie with their crush..
@ lmao shots being fired at psycho
@@Sharmz1 or Friday the 13th... or Halloween... My Bloody Valentine... Prowler...
Ima just say- s p l o o n
Wtf
"Your honor, Simon said so"
"Understandable, you're free to go"
*Its Greg or nothing!*
666 like lol also great comment lol
Judge: This man is on trial for murder of the Queen!
Lawyer: My name is Simon and I say he is innocent.
Judge: *WELL IF SIMON SAY SO*
Danny’s look of Genuine Horor was hilarious during the “GET WET!” scene
I've never seen such an expression of raw primal fear.
"If you're friends with an Instagram prankster..." Why? Why are you still their friend?
For clout.. obviously
No but...
Why would you do that
Why?
If you’re friends with an Instagram prankster
*stop that*
Why would anyone be friends with a viner?
MY NAME IS ALSO TATUM
One day I made a big decision, I searched up, *"Who is the fastest growing channel on youtube?"* and it actually says greg. You do not have to be afraid. Google has now joined greg.
you have broken the sacred rule .you must not look it up even for good reasons .
His army of nutcrackers will now come after you. Be prepared for the worst.
@@hrtmdeofst0ne IT WASNT ME I SWEAR IT WAS CRAIG CONTROLLING MY BRAIN
oh noes that dirty dirty Craig they must perish by nutcrackers .
@@hrtmdeofst0ne yes
This is just being a public nuisance and committing sexual assault with extra steps
Basically
No no it’s ok cuz it’s just a prank
Well Simon says so
- SeasonalSnap - me: kills half of the universe
also me: its ok it was a prank
the judge: understandable have a great day
Alice Bravo i am too sorry if i seemed rude 😅
5:10
Danny: "She does look like vaguely into it..."
Subtitles: "GREG GREG GREG"
Wait fr-
GREG
LMAO good catch😂
I hope that as we get closer to Christmas a new little nutcracker guy joins the background with each video, like vlogmas, but more unsettling
Sunshine Rose i legit thought this when i was looking at them in the beginning of the video😭😭💀
And the day of Christmas Danny is one himself
Ya that's probably what's happening
Thats a good idea, Sunshine Rose
That’s a good idea lmfao.
7:46
Yes, I a female human person, did enter a store in my lingerie, bought nothing and left to the roof to end myself.
It happens every time where I live
I tried doing that yesterday, but i was interrupted by a young male and he waterboarded me... i now have no will to live.
@@troubledorange2896 wait, he waterboarded you. Either you meant to say motorboated, or you're a threat to national security and that guy was a federal agent.
@@uniboy13 Honestly, i think both... Yesterday a man in a suit chased me screaming, then i climbed to the roof and i got both motorboarded and waterboarded
The words of a true hero,
“Do you get naked every time u scream”
-Danny Gonzalez (6:27)
Well what else am I gunna fuckn do?
Twisted Symphony
Cry.
that would sure make it easier for the kidnappers lmao-
*Screams on a rollarcoaster*
Oh well time to take my shirt off-
Spearmint Snakes who are you Tobias Funké
the way absolutely nobody held back on those punches is killing me
the nutcrackers...
they're *multiplying*
Lol
kaitiesnook true
I SCREAMED OH MY GOD I JUST NOTICED THAT
Mani
kaitiesnook no they are adding
Actually Google has already accepted that Greg is the fastest growing army on TH-cam
JayLeeBeanz 😂
I looked it up...Greg is truly the fastest growing army on TH-cam
HEY
YOU LOOKED IT UP!
i looked it up. it is confirmed.
@@becca5911 YOU LOOKED IT UP
I like that everyone glossed over the fact that during the Simon says get wet that they just straight up humped each other? Like, that made my heart stop- it scared the shit out of me. What would you even do if you saw that in public? Just stand there and watch? Run away? Idek...
This is the comment I was looking for💀
Sana’s Shy Language if I saw that I’d probably back away, cause I don’t want my back to them, and I definitely don’t wanna walk closer to them.
That would be my child hood ruined and my parents would probably be franticly phonincg the police
Sana’s Shy Language yeah why the fuck do they do that so often?
Is it a bonding ritual? A fucking display of dominance??
Im so confused
Tony M calm the fuck down lmao she’s probably talking about the fact that no one’s talking about in the comments.
13:02 when this dude said *are you going to steal my...* I seriously hoped he's about to say *heart*
how can a man be so naive? ;_;
"OH NA NA DANCE"
"bro I'm going to my mom's funeral"
*"DoEsN't mAttEr"*
C Zwieg oh shit
Dam
*damn
mdna*
namd*
Yes. We stand with shopping carts in abandoned parking lots in bikinis.
Yes we always do that~ ://////////
I eat shoes in my sleep
what the hell lona?
thats only a rookie thing to do
Bruh
That’s my average Wednesday afternoon 😌
Simon says commit multiple felonies followed by exactly 32 war crimes
the jizzpigeon welll, if SiMoN sAyS sO
Simon? I did 33 on accident...
SmugBanana *o h*
the jizzpigeon I've already done that
As they would say “if Simon says so”
i love how every time he sings a copyrighted song
his voice is just expressionless
There is only one gender
“It’s Greg or nothing!!”
Chick-P / EmilyHarmonia 😂 I thought you said *second grader*
It made no sense 😂
Craig shall cease to exist
Theres also the box boy gender but its really rare
Don Vito Corleone, I love the godfather movies, thank you for choosing to carry on the legacy
What about guy
Imboxboy approaches you in the street:
Punch him in the face
Or
Divorce
Kick
I choose both
Divorce
Yes
JustThatIdiot 9
BANNED
they get so much more views on instagram because all their videos make it onto the explore page so when people are just scrolling through and one of their videos pops up and automatically starts playing its kinda hard to scroll past because the video is just sooo cringy its hard to look away, while on youtube the only way to find their account is if their video is on the trending page or someone searching something up related to them and even after that they still have to make a conscious decision to click on the video and sit through a 15 second ad before the video plays
How does this comment have a love by dannygonzalaz, but 6 like and no replys? Well, now there’s one reply
@@theladthattakescontent2650 No replies on a comment seems like a normal thing though lol
Artistically I know it is on my comments.
I said this two hours before you did and yet, only one like. Oh how the world hates me
catie it’s happened to me many times
To be honest, Danny covering the music in the clips makes then actually tolerable lol. It's also hilarious listening to Danny half heartedly singing the music 😭
Imboxboy: 'I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE SO WET!!"
yeah, we can tell u haven't
*Cant heal that burn no matter how wet you are*
o h
d a m n
Nice
you just burnt away all his followers
Sofia Klim
Lmai
"He's a simple man, with simple taste. He just likes letting punched in the face."
- Danny Gonzalez
A true tale that's been told then non only then the leader of Greg himself Danny Gonzalez
Now that’s poetry
@@thiccmufffubberara-ara9834 haha yes
he likes getting-ok nvm
- *Danny Gonzalez 2020*
This girl just got kidnapped...what are her friends supposed to do? They aren't triplets anymore. They're just twins. That's illegal.
didn’t you already comment
@@LeftyIsLefty you're allowed to comment twice
@@turtlelord8021 Oh then my bad
@@LeftyIsLefty I can't tell if your joking or not
@@turtlelord8021 I would never joke, I am serious.
6:00 Can we talk about how this crying is actually very realistic?
he's a theatre kid so it's expected
Please, never stop covering the music. It makes their terrible content actually funny. I'm sitting in an airport and getting confused looks from my wife for giggling after hearing you half-heartedly cover Oops I Did it Again.
Lowkey wholesome
We have the same last name Winston 🙂
lmao
@@renolta1365 This is the most wholesome “reply section” I think I’ve ever seen. Scratch that, it just is the most wholesome community, ever.
@@Everettalla yeah lol
*Simon says to lead a racially charged mass genocide*
“WelL IF SimOn SaYs SO”
Correction//Hitler:i mean if Simon said so
NO
As someone who is named Simon, I feel attacked lmao.
Charles Manson be like
Simon Says Indian yter
Your song covers are too high quality, UMG might claim you because of your talent
24 Frames Of Nick funny seeing you here
UMG stands for Universal Music Greg
Funny seeing u here
oh wow it's you
They literally make the video so much better
7:20 what the hell this video was filmed like two blocks from my house 😭 I recognize that parking lot
They are coming for you next. Do not go out shopping alone every again. If u hear if Simon says so. All u can do is pray it’s not to bad.
@NEROJIRO GET A AIRSOFT GUN AND SCARE THEM NEXT TIME THEY COME AROUND LOL
DONT ACTUALLY SHOOT THEM AND MAKE SURE YOURE LEGALLY ALLOWED TO HAVE IT IN PUBLIC FIRST THO AND DONT SHOOT THEM, JUST SCARE THEM
@@GameBoy090 DAWG WHAT
@@NEROJIRO make sure it’s legal, don’t do anything bad, don’t go to their level. Just stand around with the orange tip of the gun pointing out of a bag.
_“6 words you _*_NEVER_*_ want to hear when standing in front of a trolley in an abandoned parking garage”_
*“I mEaN iF sIMoN sAYs So”*
Lol
I’m going to become a serial killer, and right before I kill people, I’ll yell, “if Simon says so”
punch
punch
punch
“shoot”
*danny just casually goes back to talking*
Just a random comment
12:15
ehh we were all thinking it
dont forget "lemme fking kick u in the face"
i swear i could listen to danny saying "oh dOHHerty" on loop over and over i just can't 😂
1:46
here ya go
@@cassualtea2040 thank you :)))
Someone should make that, like, a ten minute video
Same
Astrid Bucher tell me if you want a longer version: th-cam.com/video/XA9hfxopS8M/w-d-xo.html
11:13 oh god.. he looks like he has a black eye… somebody help this poor man..
the girl at 8:00 is a professional adult acress, i wouldn't know that i've never seen her work or any work of adulting ever but pls know i am for sure certain that she is an actress
Not that I watch this type of content, but her name is Skyla Novea
What the fuck is this comment? Hoodie Allen commenting on a Danny Gonzalez video about a pornstar. Not something I thought I’d see.
wow cool thanks for the lead hoodie allen
Hoodie Allen
thank you allen very cool
Gustavo Ribeiro
I mean just admit it, we all do it man
Mom said it's my turn on the box boy
No jefo 'cause I'm the box boy
"England is my breakfast"
Same.
I’m box boy not you
I wanna be box boy (I’m already box boy)
Wat about jefo (I’m already jefo)
no. It's really bad. that's why I didn't want one
3:58 "Simon Can't Be Reasoned With" would be a good tagline for a horror movie.
_Incoming reference no one will understand_
*Simon belmont walks in*
Dracula: TF BRO STOP BREAKING MY WALLS
Death: Bro, Simon's can't be reasoned with
@@lvbboi9 I get it
@@mrdepresso5453 You belong in this world
@@lvbboi9 Castlevania?
@@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 Y e s
i like how so many people have danny gonzalez sleep playlists, including me.
there's also drew ones and kurtis ones. we are all just so hyperfixated on these 3 youtubers that we even need to consume their content in our sleep. but seriously i need background noise to sleep and these guys are my comfort youtubers(this video was on some random persons sleep playlist that i'm putting on rn to sleep. i've seen all of danny's videos like a billion times)
wow this video is way too loud to be in a sleep playlist
Man: I consent!
Woman: I consent!
Simon: I don't.
Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
The child does not consent to being conceptualized
Simon didn’t say
@@cryptid221 What did simon not say
@@yojimbo_ejh o h b o y
their parents ?
*My mom comes in my room and goes "who you watching" so I go "Danny Gonzalez" and she goes "he's cute"*
My mom is Greg now 😂
she has good taste . welcome to greg
Danny Is Cute
*But He's Married*
w3lcome to Greg
What if your dad is Danny??
Weird
The replacement covers are amazing **gentle elbow rub**
Too soon.
*nuzzles you* uwu
I feel unclean.
14:39 when you follow someone and their newest picture or video pops up on your starting page, it counts as a view even if you just looked at it for 5 seconds and then started screaming
I really like this situation
i like how much effort you put in remaking those songs
let’s together not
Let's together sad
i really love peridot AW HELL NAW
let’s together copyright
Kawaii Avocado original lyrics lol
let's together stop
You covering the copyrighted songs made this video like 500x better .
oops I did it again *boop boop chhhh*
My biggest fear of moving to LA is I would find people making these stupid videos all the time 😭
did u ever?
"Do you scream everytime you get naked" lmfao
*SCREAMS*
Regina Saldana dang it i almost didnt like this bc the # of likes😂😂
now just imagine in the bedroom with your partner and that happens... 😂😂😂😂
the question is do you get naked everytime you scream ???
I like how the first guy holds back a little because he doesn't actually want to hurt him but the second guy probably saw all of their videos and beats the life out of box boy. 10:03
Yeah lmao he didn't hold back (that much at least)
love the character analysis
First guy was like “man idk you I don’t wanna hurt you man” second guy just felt sended it like “ha fuck you”
plot twist: greg isn’t the fastest growing army, it’s actually the nutcracker men
vika i dont start in a war
omg they are multiplying!!!
THEORIES =O
**Illuminati music plays**
How fucking dare you?
5:40 *HE’S W E T!*
Dude singing the copyrighted music changed this video from a 9 to a 10
colette tozier this video was ALREADY a ten 😂
From 10 to 20
danny: i wanna be box boy :(
my two brain cells: im already box boy
That's what I was thinking 😂
WhAt about jEfF?
What about widow maker
@@chichi11111_ im aLrEaDy wIdOwMaKeR
@@nono8146 i am already joff
Danny: I wanna be boxboy
Imboxboy: i'm already boxboy
What about sexyjefo?
@@astr0girl786 im already joff
AHHH LMFOA
@@hurmaaziz1126 laughing my fucking off ass
bruh u stole a comment
6:44 it’s like a king telling his son to take what ever bride he wants back in medieval times. Instead of just picking a girl he gets really hyped and runs and picks her up
It's the year 2020, Greg has taken over the world and Danny is crushed under the weight of a room of filled with Nutcrackers
Simon says lets together bath
Well, Simon said so
😂
LMAO
Guys, Does anybody has sauces I can borrow?
but papa was replaced, so lets together sad.
maybe one day we can together bath again
boxboy and sexyjefo seem to be the only hope of together bathing again
Bring the whistle
the background boys are multiplying
huzzah
They’re nutcrackers lol
Eva ten Cate elf on the shelf? Pffffffffft. Get a nutcracker. _they _*_wont_*_ kill you_
You are multiplying
why did i read this in the tune of “backstreet’s back alright”
10:09 that was literally Ben laughing
*THEORY*
If Cody Ko and Danny fused, their fusion would look like a regularly-aged young person.
Shawn Rhyne 😝
oh shit...
you’re right🧐
Tiny young meat face gang
u say this like they're not already fused
you having to replace the music actually made the video better i think lmfao
The multiplication of the little nutcracker guy is making me very uneasy
Lol I know. I didn't know if they were slowly increasing in number or I was just going crazy
Fastest growing army on TH-cam
(Nutcrackerz r redcoat soldiers)
SAS Tan elf on the shelf? Pffffffffft. Get a nutcracker. _they _*_wont_*_ kill you_
Its a hostile takeover.
He should add a new nutcracker guy every video, so eventually they'll take over and the nutcrackers will consume Danny and in turn...us.
Danny: This dude really wants you to punch him.
Me, grinny with joy like I've been waiting for this moment my entire life: With pleasure!
Danny: *sees boxboy litteraly kidnap a women"
Also Danny: Yea thats all normal ways to annoy the public
Hello
@@giovanijasso9314 Hi
My unborn twin
@@giovanijasso9314 *sweats from the eyes* i am not unborn infact i am you
Davis nooooo
“Do you get naked every time you scream”
-Danny Gonzalos 2019
Bryn Lovelace stolen comment
Bryan Sanchez dude lots of people commenting that it’s a joke I didn’t stole it from you
Bryn Lovelace yea but somebody commented this exact quote three months ago
Ya three months ago, so back off
@@brynlovelace8925 it doesnt matter how long ago
"So you get naked every time you scream??" LOL😂😂
Yes, typically when I go to shower, I have to hit my knee really hard, because that typically gets me to scream in pain and when I do that, I immediately remove all clothing.
Omg your profile picture😂
thank you
it's my representation of my everyday emotions
Danny replacing the music is *AMAZING* makes it so much better
So I went to a school nearby this guy and we had quite a few mutuals (he went to a really prestigious private school that had a lot of douchebags attending; though most of his friends I met were nice people) my friend once invited him to her party and whilst there he was sipping red wine on her expensive white couch. When she asked him to drink it somewhere else as to not stain the couch he pointed to his watch and said "honey I can just buy you a new one". Another time I went clubbing & his friends joined up with us; he literally didn't say one word to anyone but like one friend the whole time. Also his first 15,000 followers were given to him by a bot lmao.
MsUnicornbitch if this is legit than this comment needs more attention
im guessing boxboy he is 500x worse
which one sis we needa know jsjshsjdjdjj
@@j6shu + Rum Ham Yes boxboy!! I commented before I even watched the video and realised it was on boxboy and jeff, because I needed Greg to know how cringe and obnoxious he actually is. But the school he went to was the most expensive in my area with a yr12 tuition fee of around $33k imagine your parents spending that much for you to become a fucking instagram comedian (they're probs kinda trash too if their child is that entitled though). I would cry.
MsUnicornbitch wait so boxboy did all of that?? How long ago was this?
I bet that girl that he picked up was screaming like "help let me go!"
Yeeeeessśšş@ߧjdjdjehuske
Ur mom gei, I never said anything
@@joeyliu4443 you missed the joke
If @Aaa Zzz replys to me, just know that he is a turd
Joey Liu it’s danny’s video of dolphin man song. It’s really funny.
WAIT A MINUTE, THERES 3 NUTCRACKER BOYS NOW?!?!?!??!
Jessica Gomez hey you’re in my secret club
They're multiplying
Soon the room will be filled
Danny Gonzalez DANNNNNYY
Danny Gonzalez hi
I looked it up. Google says: *Greg is the fastest growing army on TH-cam. It's a fact so well known that you don't even have to look it up*
Why would you look it up?
This betrayal will never be forgotten
As someone who has been unwillingly lifted up and carried somewhere by 1) a dude in my high school cafeteria, 2) a dude in my high school hallway, 3) a dude in my dorm lounge, and 4) a dude at a Walgreens (who I had never seen before) - this is probably fake but at the very least it encourages really terrifying bad behavior in the more impressionable people in their audience.
Are you a sentient inanimate object or something? I can't think of any other reason why so many people would assault you in that particular way.
I honestly don't know either. I have abysmally bad luck in most aspects of my life tbh.
Noah Nesbitt please don’t try to make the blame fall on the victim. i know many women in my life who have experienced similar situations. men think it’s cute to have us struggle, and we can’t do anything about it.
@@Corn22 I wasn't trying place blame on her. I was expressing my incredulity at her situation by making a joke.
Noah Nesbitt ah i see. silly mistake, usually jokes are funny. try being funny next time, it should go over much better!
*"I MeAn iF sImOn SaYs sO"-*
*"AHHHHHHHHH"*
It's more like imeanivsimonsesoAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@bergheiurbragadottir225 true, lol
Your voice over songs make this video just...that much better. Never stop singing, Danny 😂.
I'm so glad whenever you search up "who's the fastest growing army on youtube" the first thing that pops it up is "Greg, the fastest growing army on TH-cam and the world, is lead than none other than Danny Gonzalez."
A third nutcracker has arrived **christmas music intensifies**
Omg quackson , u a hollander ?
trinity eten yes yes and yes❤️
@@user-iv6si6fz4f omg yesss , a hollander and greg thats awesome
AYEEE HOLLANDERS 🤧💕
@@starbutterfly2291 AYYYEEEE #tomforlife
Fun fact: If you google "the fastest growing army on youtube" it's actually Greg.
Greg
thefastestgrowingarmyonyoutube.com
YOU GOOGLED IT!??
DONT YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO THAT????
THE NUTCRACKERS
THEYRE COMING FOR Y0_3:×&>@[#(#(* RU>$,#N-*÷
Dj Snaky Ik I just looked it up and all it said was Greg 😂😂😂
Another fun fact: The nutcrackers are holding me hostage because i told you all this, and if they catch me on my phone they will
HE SAID NOT TO SEARCH IT UP. U HAVE SINED THE GGGGRRRREEEEGGGGG
“Do you get naked every time you scream?”
-Danny 2018
Do you get scream every time you naked?
I can just picture getting jumpscared and screaming, then pausing, going “oh shit.”
@ThatKnifeAddict
I’m now terrified.
8:55 don’t teach other guys to sexually harass girls..
I'mboxboy: "Punch me." *holding boxing gloves*
Me: *slowly gives awkward but much needed hug*
Carrie Kerins Id punch him for stealing the name of a great series from Nintendo.
Carrie Kerins, it’s sad when he just says ‘punch me’
*Sees other videos*
Ugh, nevermind
These boys live in constant fear of what Simon will say next.
"Simon says shoot yourself with this gun!"
"I mean if Simon says so!"
*shoots*
"Simon says do a murder!" Well, if Simon says....
"Do a murder" lolol what an awkward way to say murder someone
Michael Trebnick it’s Simon say murder someone
In court:
Judge: Why did you murder him?
Itsboxboy: .....Simon said so......
WHY IS THAT MEEEE!
Ooof
I LOOOKED IT UP AND GREG IS ACTUALLY THE RESULTS U GET- I CANT-
BoxBoy: Smash or Punch?
Everyone: *WATERMELON ABUSE IS INVALID*
I kind of hope he just keeps adding nutcrackers until the whole room is just full of them and he still does not acknowledge or talk about it
Ummm...
Anje Tait yes
*Its Greg or nothing!*
The nutcrackers are just going to be piled up until they are all on top of him whenever he films
Anje Tait yes
All I want for Christmas is for Danny to do a cover of oops I did it again
OMG
Rebecca Sher yes?
Rebecca Sher oops I did it again lol
Rebecca Sher ya lol depending on your age you might not know it
8:27 I thought he was going to say "I didn't think Simon would have the balls to stab me in the back and tell me that I don't have balls"
everytime one of your covers played I got naked and screamed.
Oml
Quick question, are _you_ Danny Gonzalez? Or like,,,?? You should clarify,,,maybe change your channel name to ImDannyGonzalez
Can you use full stops instead of commas...
@judy no, it's annoying as shit
@judy Let people breathe? Geez do you think using punctuation correctly is a heavy task? Not like they have to do it, I'm really just pointing it out
@judy People with an education tend to find it annoying.
@judy Listen, I'm not roasting them or yelling at them. I just asked if they could correct the punctuation. All I honestly expected was them to explain why they decided to use commas. It's not that serious. Nobody here is pressed except seemingly you.
Boxboy: "Sma-"
Me: *punches Boxboy*
Boxboy: "But I didn't even-"
Me: *punches him again*
Hey nice pfp :D
aaaaAaaAAaAAAAaAAaAaa im sending you pictures of the most amazing trees
@@starsinthedarkness6315 YOU'LL BE OBSESSED WITH ALL MY FOREST EXPERTISE
Your pfp:)
Just two friends on a perfect day
That’s homophobic!
i’ve done the unimaginable. i, a fellow greg, just looked up the fastest growing army on youtube. and i quote “danny Gonzalez is know for the fastest growing army on youtube” which means that he can start telling us to look it up!! as a greg, i’ve never been more proud.