The Most Confusing Movie I Have Ever Seen

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  • @alishaamado6799
    @alishaamado6799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4621

    maybe he would be better at dancing if he faced the screen that displays the steps to take

    • @WhutADrag
      @WhutADrag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      He wasn't even stepping on any of the buttons. He didn't hit a single step, he completely failed at DDR lmao

  • @ReservoirFibers
    @ReservoirFibers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3690

    That rat tail is literally a clip on. The color isn’t even right lol!

    • @jedithekitten8891
      @jedithekitten8891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Reservoir Fibers Good.

    • @ReservoirFibers
      @ReservoirFibers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It’s too funny lol!

    • @ari1758
      @ari1758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao! Ikr?!

    • @kass_G59
      @kass_G59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well obviously 😂

    • @ReservoirFibers
      @ReservoirFibers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cuppa Tae I cant with it lol

  • @almagundelach1256
    @almagundelach1256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8150

    If I had a dime for every time Kurtis said “if I had a dime” then I would be rich enough to make my own super weird movie that doesn’t make sense

    • @nepetah3130
      @nepetah3130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      I bet Curtis could make a dime off of reviewing it.

    • @almagundelach1256
      @almagundelach1256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Nepeta H it would be a dream come true lol

    • @richbrownsberger5452
      @richbrownsberger5452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I mean this movie probably only cost 2 dimes

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MrTinyCat wym it cost 1 dimes

    • @irfanraza-lz3ye
      @irfanraza-lz3ye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Actually It was a penny 🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @treedeerthethingy4812
    @treedeerthethingy4812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2958

    9:25
    fun fact, it's bad to put your chopsticks standing up in a bowl of rice, because it resembles the incense they use at funerals. whatever researchers they hired were really bad at their jobs. also, that rice is clearly uncooked.

    • @basilmahyoub3607
      @basilmahyoub3607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      perhaps it could be a foreshadowing that his sensei is gonna die in the dojo and the location of where the uncooked rice hit Ryan is where the bullet was fired.

    • @treedeerthethingy4812
      @treedeerthethingy4812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      @@basilmahyoub3607 Potentially, but I don't really feel I wanna give that much credit to the writers of this film.

    • @blitzyblook3315
      @blitzyblook3315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      how do you regularly leave it? i wanna know

    • @treedeerthethingy4812
      @treedeerthethingy4812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@blitzyblook3315 I think you either put them to the side or horizontally on top of the bowl.

    • @camille1324
      @camille1324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Haha I doubt they bothered to hire any researchers

  • @redvinet6591
    @redvinet6591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12128

    If you told me that you watched a movie where Ryan from High School Musical beat up a property brother in the midst of his journey to be come dancing ninja I would assume it was a fever dream

    • @isildlc2150
      @isildlc2150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      And who was trained by the sports teacher in glee

    • @sillysillygoosegoose7491
      @sillysillygoosegoose7491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Isild LC and David Hasselhoff if the villain

    • @thisaccountsucks3225
      @thisaccountsucks3225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      And he’s fucking dating Elisa Estrada

    • @madann56
      @madann56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And who’s to say it wasn’t?

    • @PolyPocketPole
      @PolyPocketPole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I think it still is

  • @grilledcheese5000
    @grilledcheese5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10773

    The fact that he is the ONLY person dressed like that is throwing me for a loop. Where tf did he get his inspiration for flannel, a rat tail, and those godawful socks if nobody he knows dresses like that??

  • @dollgrl
    @dollgrl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2521

    *“somewhere in asia”*
    doesn’t this movie know they’re talking about a whole ass continent including completely different countries like india lmao

    • @folieadont6870
      @folieadont6870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      Plot twist, it was in Russia the entire time...

    • @appalochian
      @appalochian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      "somewhere in asia"
      > korean text everywhere

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Lo Why are there ninjas in Korea lmao?

    • @nana-qn1zc
      @nana-qn1zc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@appalochian So is that place like a mixture of Korean and Japanese culture. MINDBLOWN lmao

    • @whtenoize2847
      @whtenoize2847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@nana-qn1zc maybe its actually like chinatown in london or sumn

  • @phoebe1025
    @phoebe1025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1130

    It’s like this movie couldn’t decide between being a disney flick, horny white boy movie, or a really racially-insensitive kung fu knock-off. Props to whatever ungodly trixter brought this idea to Earth

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      *trickster
      Trix are for kids, unlike this movie

    • @IsabelPouw
      @IsabelPouw 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ofc its a white girl commenting on the racist bit, like obviously that shit is racist but let the minority groups being affected speak for themselves instead of all these white people with a mind boggling savior and godly complex come flooding to the comment section to point it out. just a thought. and idgaf that this comment is three years old, this is something that's bothered me for a while and i needed to get it off my chest.

    • @ghostly_notion
      @ghostly_notion 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      loki definitely was like “oh this will be fun”

    • @salf.7484
      @salf.7484 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@ghostly_notion i love your pfp :D

    • @ghostly_notion
      @ghostly_notion 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ haha i love yours! achtung baby! ☆

  • @leewhite4955
    @leewhite4955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4958

    - orphan found by man “somewhere in Asia” in random box
    - man somewhere in Asia owns restaurant of sorts
    - orphan ends up being a ninja
    Kung Fu Panda?

    • @zmatics
      @zmatics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Hailey White holy fuck

    • @bluebu2002
      @bluebu2002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      - Villain who wants a scroll

    • @leewhite4955
      @leewhite4955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Jesara Holt oh my god the hole keeps getting deeper

    • @sashat3632
      @sashat3632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thats exactly what I was thinking

    • @Cyphynte
      @Cyphynte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Villain was also trained by the guy who trains protagonist

  • @audrey6643
    @audrey6643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4413

    Kurtis really does look dead inside every time he gives the extra greeting

    • @cyanide_lollipop3264
      @cyanide_lollipop3264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      He secretly hates his subs.

    • @rrtttln9884
      @rrtttln9884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Just like he said, now he feels like he has to do it
      He's like forced to do it because otherwise the comment section would go wild in a negative way

    • @theravenpirate4744
      @theravenpirate4744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Audrey wait? What extra greeting

    • @cyanide_lollipop3264
      @cyanide_lollipop3264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@rrtttln9884 If the absence of his traditional greeting has a negative emotional effect on anyone, it's because they're morons. Lol

    • @tei4724
      @tei4724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's kinda like PhillyD with the throat punch thing.

  • @oliviaf4411
    @oliviaf4411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    the LAST person i would have ever imagined you saying is "one of the property brothers" lmao what

  • @harrystyles705
    @harrystyles705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    "If you have a birthmark on your body that kind of looks like something, that's what you are, dude!"
    Kurtis re-discovers cutie marks

    • @ariesmusic8584
      @ariesmusic8584 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Kurtis the lake pony

    • @VodkaMutini413
      @VodkaMutini413 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That'd make me a lobster😂 I guess it's time to be livin like Larry🦞

  • @PossiblyAlena
    @PossiblyAlena 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4745

    “You can’t be a ninja if you’re a virgin.”
    -Kurtis Conner, 2019

    • @izzymartino6319
      @izzymartino6319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      facts right there. facts.

    • @leewhite4955
      @leewhite4955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I love taking out of context screenshots from Kurtis’s video. Some of my favourites are “oh drugging your boyfriend without his consent cool cool cool” and “blood type: puka”

    • @redacted5078
      @redacted5078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh noooo

    • @Lol-frbiotch
      @Lol-frbiotch 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Still iconic almost 5 years later

  • @GranolaBars11
    @GranolaBars11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17897

    The fact that the movie is set "Somewhere in Asia," has Japanese characters, uses Japanese culture (ninja), but has a mix of Korean- and Chinese-style settings and uses a mixture of Korean and Japanese language for all of the writings tells me all that I need to know about it. The creators were too lazy to even pick research actual Japanese culture so they decided to throw in all the east Asian things lmao

    • @errorfours
      @errorfours 4 ปีที่แล้ว +588

      welcome to east-asia town babey!!!

    • @umbral_echo
      @umbral_echo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +746

      I scrolled down to the comments hoping to a comment like this lmao. I started laughing when I saw the ninja tryouts sign and saw it was in Korean. Also, the sign doesn't even have "ninja tryout" at all in the sign. The sign translates to "Recruitment of new members."

    • @certainlynobody9287
      @certainlynobody9287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      @@umbral_echo OH GOD I THOUGHT THE TWO YEARS IN WHICH I TOOK KOREAN WERE FOR NOTHING BC I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHERE IT SAID NINJA TRYOUT SO READING THIS COMMENT MADE ME SO RELIEVED

    • @umbral_echo
      @umbral_echo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      certainly nobody lmao it’s okay, just poor translation~

    • @TuckyBlue
      @TuckyBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It’s actually in nepal

  • @daddy_warbux
    @daddy_warbux 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5664

    Corbin Bleu sang the words, “I don’t dance” while Ryan countered with the argument, “I say you can.” smh Kurtis

    • @gracerogers9634
      @gracerogers9634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      daddy__warbuxx finally, somebody acknowledges the truth!!

    • @necrofeline
      @necrofeline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      THANK YOU i was about to say the same. smh

    • @josiesimon6161
      @josiesimon6161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Im glad somebody said it

    • @cordeliax8972
      @cordeliax8972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      i was on my way to comment that lmao

    • @gargisharma1654
      @gargisharma1654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      tHANK YOU

  • @josofina
    @josofina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    the stereotypical “oriental” music, japanese ninjas, korean writing, traditional chinese structures and clothing should tell you everything you need to know about this movie and it’s directors. jeez 😭

  • @skystygian
    @skystygian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    I was fine up until one of the property brothers just showed up casually... my reality instantly broke and I am currently astral projecting as I type this from the shadow realm

  • @ghoulthefool4596
    @ghoulthefool4596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9667

    ah, kurtis lake. my favorite place to visit in kurtistown

    • @chupawup4517
      @chupawup4517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      Ah to sit in kurtis park on a warm day and take a trip kurtis market just before going home to switch on kurtis news on kurtis tv.

    • @theelectricant98
      @theelectricant98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      you wouldnt understand. its a kurtsi thing

    • @eid6584
      @eid6584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      We need merch of a t shirt with a map of kurtistown with kurtis lake on it

    • @yaelgarcia7018
      @yaelgarcia7018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      L _ ya know my favorite place in kurtistown is probably yee yee university

    • @thanksman4897
      @thanksman4897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Kurtis lake was where I baptized my two children, Kurtis and Kurtis. They grow up so fast here in Kurtis town. They start YYU tomorrow *sheds a kurtis tear*

  • @leahbobeaa
    @leahbobeaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8292

    Kurtis: I started saying that intro as a joke, and now I can never stop
    The citizens of Kurtistown: Except for that ONE time

    • @shay2218
      @shay2218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      I will always remember that moment where I thought... “Did he not do a second greeting?” And now it’s the stuff of legend.

    • @Thaghettosprincess
      @Thaghettosprincess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Me! When he didn’t say it that one time it hurt my heart ❤️ lol

    • @thepeepeepoopooman5612
      @thepeepeepoopooman5612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What video was that?

    • @leahbobeaa
      @leahbobeaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@thepeepeepoopooman5612 I wish I could remember lol, I think it was before the pandemic tho.
      Just had to ask because of your name, do you watch CallMeKevin?

    • @Rosia4309
      @Rosia4309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Except for those TWO times

  • @eviehowlett2535
    @eviehowlett2535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    as someone who used to practice circus arts, I know the hula hoop thing requires balance and strength to perfect. that said, it does look a little odd in a ninja movie.

  • @TheAmorable
    @TheAmorable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2365

    “If you’re gonna have a main character don’t give him a rat tail.”
    Anakin: **Sweating**

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Ikr, that's every Padawan

    • @ariellemarie6645
      @ariellemarie6645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      That’s the only acceptable rat tail cause Anakin was hot.

    • @gingergamer3270
      @gingergamer3270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He really should stay away from lava then (because of the sweating). I'll see myself out, stop booing

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      yet the moment he cut it off he bacame evil...HMMMMMM

    • @SlimThief
      @SlimThief 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@gingergamer3270 I will not stop booing

  • @dazedandconfused2557
    @dazedandconfused2557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2391

    "If you're gonna have a main character of a movie, don't give him a rat tail dude"
    *sad Jedi noises*

    • @dazedandconfused2557
      @dazedandconfused2557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Jenna W whoops, my bad

    • @cosmicnic
      @cosmicnic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @Jenna W "you crumb" 💀

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was so raging man, I have a padawan braid man.

    • @kiradozier5795
      @kiradozier5795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      smh anakin was different 😔

    • @tri-angel
      @tri-angel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This video is just rattail and sleeveless hoodie slander

  • @seigeengine
    @seigeengine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2698

    Did that guy just.... telekinetically throw a bowl of rice at someone via hip thrusts?

    • @lukewarmlava2083
      @lukewarmlava2083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Yes. Yes he did.

    • @mrigaankamuch
      @mrigaankamuch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I havent seen the whole video but now I've seen this comment and now I MUST

    • @Grace-px5ck
      @Grace-px5ck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I do that on Thursdays

    • @voulajustme513
      @voulajustme513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      PSYCHIC PELVIC THRUSTS!!!!

    • @ToBe_Continued
      @ToBe_Continued 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Norah Beattie Well of course the rice wasn't cooked. Have you tried getting cooked white rice out of clothing?

  • @MellSayzHi
    @MellSayzHi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I don't know what shocked me more the Property Brother or the fact I was convinced Ryan was La Douche's son and there was gonna be this whole 'you may be my dad but you're not my father' y'know, an actual arc.

  • @birdeynamnam
    @birdeynamnam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1398

    it’s weird seeing a movie with the main plot being Ryan Is Straight, when he was definitely gay in the prequels

    • @britneyspearstodrick1460
      @britneyspearstodrick1460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      because Ryan from HSM is gay NOT ick, a character in a completely different movie. also "Ryan" isn't always going to play characters that are gay, it's called being diverse and playing different types of characters

    • @alexanderpumpkin3423
      @alexanderpumpkin3423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yeah Ryan is defiantly gay.

    • @kaylabusley8870
      @kaylabusley8870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Samara Healey legit 😂

    • @okibelieveyou7047
      @okibelieveyou7047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@britneyspearstodrick1460 she/he probably knows that they just find it strange seeing they're favorite actor play this type of character

    • @guy.7875
      @guy.7875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ok I believe you, use they/them pronouns because you don’t know if they identify with he/she pronouns

  • @junkoenoshima7093
    @junkoenoshima7093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4304

    *korean symbols*
    *japanese ninjas*
    *chinese flags and buildings*
    *very American man*
    Makes sOo much sense

    • @aishwaryap.2230
      @aishwaryap.2230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      Mr. Worldwide

    • @farting358
      @farting358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      nice pfp

    • @junkoenoshima7093
      @junkoenoshima7093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@farting358 haha you too man.

    • @azag2422
      @azag2422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      exactly like wow so much research is put in this fking movie

    • @destinysaye5217
      @destinysaye5217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@aishwaryap.2230 i screamed lmaoooo

  • @Graceeeejack
    @Graceeeejack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1312

    This is just the plot of king fu Panda but with a high school musical twist.

    • @unicornmagic8610
      @unicornmagic8610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      anna barnes bro Ikr it’s the exact same plot hah

    • @eloravanderwal7724
      @eloravanderwal7724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao that’s what I was thinking

    • @fruittypun799
      @fruittypun799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Really? What part of it?

    • @magster9338
      @magster9338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao I was about to comment that 😂

    • @moomiira
      @moomiira 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      idk which kung fu panda you watched but last time i checked, po didnt have to feel up some1's tiddies to be a ninja

  • @HerHollyness
    @HerHollyness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    I feel like Lucas Grabeel did this to escape being stereotyped as ‘the gay one’ after Ryan. But like… this is not it, bro.

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      "I'm not gay, I swear, boobies are what give me energy, bro!"

    • @hannahbrady6869
      @hannahbrady6869 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Let’s be honest. I think my man just needed a paycheck 😂

    • @tesseract5569
      @tesseract5569 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He's not gay? Genuinely would have never guessed that

  • @roria2219
    @roria2219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13461

    You know what Kurtis? It's very good to see *YOU* again.

    • @Plsdontlook
      @Plsdontlook 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      roria •ᴗ• fucking tell him !

    • @pornesianparapio5145
      @pornesianparapio5145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      Jack Barnes // Yeah, now he has to suscribe to you roria

    • @hussammustafa5267
      @hussammustafa5267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      I'm getting Keanu Reeves vibes

    • @cheshiregerena3060
      @cheshiregerena3060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Next video we should mob the comments greeting him

    • @tsukeyi
      @tsukeyi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@cheshiregerena3060 yes

  • @snailsoren
    @snailsoren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2640

    so he's trying to be a ninja, but i see korean letters and a lot of chinese things in this movie .. what

    • @marebear0323
      @marebear0323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      zimzalatte exactly. i tried to put it in google translate but it literally doesnt even make up anything. i also translated “ninja tryouts today” and it is no where near what it says lol 😂

    • @hana_hayashi
      @hana_hayashi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Crow but ninjas are japanese?

    • @zamiraroza1975
      @zamiraroza1975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      zimzalatte and ninjas and geishas are Japanese

    • @cheyennepetersen3417
      @cheyennepetersen3417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      that's because it's "somewhere in asia" because wildly diverse cultures are all the same right

    • @Shmaples
      @Shmaples 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Yeah i assumed it was China and then I saw the Hangul everywhere and the guy was talking about ninjas and geisha and wtf.. I guess they weren't kidding when they said "somewhere in Asia" lmao.. He lives in an amalgamation of China, Korea and Japan apparently. Honestly it doesn't only come across as lazy but also really rude to treat it like every culture from Asia are all basically the same thing and can be interchanged randomly. sigh. I also don't understand why the main actor couldn't be an Asian person.. we so rarely see it in western media and the actor being white really has no baring on the story anyway... they didn't have to do it.

  • @aspeno6576
    @aspeno6576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3308

    FOLKS!! *claps aggressively, causing an 8.5 magnitude earthquake*

    • @999babydoll
      @999babydoll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Aspen O i can hear this

    • @tazzygirl44
      @tazzygirl44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      do u also clap along with him like i do? #citizenofkurtistown

    • @van5122
      @van5122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love youuuu💜

    • @999babydoll
      @999babydoll 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dana Whittles absolutely

    • @etheriusmoon1809
      @etheriusmoon1809 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tazzygirl44 yes indeed

  • @Kookiiss
    @Kookiiss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    "He has a rat tail"
    *future Kurtis laughing in mullet*

  • @northshorekatienorthshorek1709
    @northshorekatienorthshorek1709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1235

    Wait, since he fights in his sleep, and fights when he sees girls...
    does that mean he was dreaming about girls every time he fought in his sleep?!

    • @sharenquacker23
      @sharenquacker23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Or maybe everytime he sees women he starts to sleep

    • @nothinghappens9811
      @nothinghappens9811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Oh God, no. He's dreaming about beating up women.

    • @matthewbartlett3442
      @matthewbartlett3442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      He’s obviously experiencing his first wet dream in that first scene

    • @dealwitit6563
      @dealwitit6563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      oh my god that actually makes sense in this twisted universe

    • @iguesslol6637
      @iguesslol6637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Man what bad day to have eyes!!

  • @Chan-iq7dl
    @Chan-iq7dl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2012

    "What's worse than the accent?"
    **ad break**
    "ItChY sCrAtChY aNnOyInG mOsQuItOeS"

  • @crapbag7161
    @crapbag7161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    drew from the property brothers playing the girls bf is the best icing on the cake i could ask for

  • @Magna_Carta5
    @Magna_Carta5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    He never, at any point, hit the correct DDR arrows. Even when they pretended he was a "good" dancer, still missed every single arrow. I would know, I used to do "End of the Century" on maniac, I'm something of a DDR expert. Lol

    • @ZX3000GT1
      @ZX3000GT1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Even bigger issue - not only that's Pump it Up and not DDR, that machine looks stupid - 2 twin pads are mashed together

  • @he.said.teenjiejer
    @he.said.teenjiejer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1195

    6:49
    kurtis doesn’t know his hsm lore. in that song, _ryan_ was encouraging one of the _jocks_ to dance, chad, who was convinced that _he_ couldn’t dance.

    • @crappy-doodle3894
      @crappy-doodle3894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I thought I was the only one who noticed!

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      S t a n

    • @mjf1980
      @mjf1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I say we cancel him again for this mistake

    • @aidanbrace
      @aidanbrace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’ve been scrolling the comments for like five minutes trying to see if anyone else saw that.

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@aidanbrace as a chyan connoisseur, of course i noticed. i have listened to that song… far too many times.

  • @juliejackson557
    @juliejackson557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    "hey property brother!
    women ain't property.....
    BROTHER"
    I frickin cackled

  • @awkwardathena434
    @awkwardathena434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1965

    This movie was literally written buy a 14 year old boy; nothing else makes sense

    • @joutatheegg
      @joutatheegg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very true

    • @loyalsdopeness8106
      @loyalsdopeness8106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      No I will not buy a 14 year old boy

    • @anaalina5964
      @anaalina5964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      by* not "buy".

    • @NellieCollier
      @NellieCollier 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      U right

    • @hibao2414
      @hibao2414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This comment was written by a 14 year old

  • @rolanslide8509
    @rolanslide8509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    "Ryan had a song called I Don't Dance in HSM2 so why is he dancing" how dare you misinterpret Ryan's profession of love for Chad in this way

    • @jakub.kantner
      @jakub.kantner 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Scrolled to far for this comment

  • @juliemishchuk2589
    @juliemishchuk2589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    "because he doesnt want his face to get renovated by one of the property brothers" 😂

  • @sydniemartin8843
    @sydniemartin8843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3975

    kurtis you didnt say erectile dyspunchin and i am very sad about it

  • @Recyclablee
    @Recyclablee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    “Why didn’t Elise Estrada dance with Kurtis in 7th grade”
    Top ten questions science still can’t answer

    • @mirbear72
      @mirbear72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *appears in Elise Estrada’s wired interview*

  • @charliecaruso344
    @charliecaruso344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I just can’t stop laughing at the sentence: “anime dad is being interrogated by le douche.” 😂😂😂

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I actually peed a little reading this comment 😭

  • @eri5867
    @eri5867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7724

    I'm surprised they were even able to get asian actors for this offensive ass movie

    • @elwiwi43
      @elwiwi43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Ikr

    • @damaigyin1273
      @damaigyin1273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      money

    • @karaleigh_eva
      @karaleigh_eva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      I think it’s too shitty to be offensive

    • @jasperrosa1369
      @jasperrosa1369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      The fact that the setting is "somewhere in asia" proves that

    • @slimyfarts5630
      @slimyfarts5630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      a paycheck is a paycheck i guess

  • @eleanorhayden6910
    @eleanorhayden6910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    I can't stop crying laughing at "because he didn't want to get his face renovated"

    • @jennanigon3761
      @jennanigon3761 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eleanor Hayden same 😂

    • @TheSleigherKing
      @TheSleigherKing 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can see him smiling near the end of that line. He can't hide the fact that he thought his own joke was funny.

  • @maggiecarlson8244
    @maggiecarlson8244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1323

    Kurtis I will stop at nothing to make sure you know about this gem called *food boy* the most cinematic and genius film ever created

  • @RedOshawott23
    @RedOshawott23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    21:28 Missed opportunity to say “LaDouche is LaDead”. Stupid but would’ve been funny.

  • @tori_chiken
    @tori_chiken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2856

    I’m screaming the tryouts sign was in Korean but ninjas are Japanese and the gym has Chinese banners FFUCDKDKDJJF

    • @deedeexYT
      @deedeexYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Why does this always happen

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      probably because nobody cared what language the signs actually were in, as it wasn't an important element of the story.

    • @dottyContrarian
      @dottyContrarian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@seigeengine *woah there, a little aggressive*

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@scr1be_iv because you totally had any kind of intelligent response to mine, and weren't just bitching.
      Fuck right off with that shit.

    • @assballs731
      @assballs731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Patricia Cayton FUCKIDNG DEADASSISJHD

  • @triskaidekapho13ic
    @triskaidekapho13ic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2256

    LOL my boyfriend walked in for the 'flying-at-boobs-scene' and his reaction: "What incel directed that!?"

    • @Ovasiig
      @Ovasiig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      That’s a good reaction to have. Swear to god this is an incel weebs fever dream.

    • @ohana9238
      @ohana9238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Blessed boyfriend lmao

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      That’s some good shit right there

    • @gasterthemaster6490
      @gasterthemaster6490 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thequeenofcringe1585 are you everywhere I go?

    • @guaranteedtopwn
      @guaranteedtopwn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      doubt it

  • @graciebrade3191
    @graciebrade3191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3734

    kurtis PLEASE review the adventures of food boy, it also stars high school musical ryan and it is by far the worst movie ever made, it includes iconic scenes like the one where he cry’s alone in a bathroom after he shoots bread out of his hands. truly a cinematic masterpiece

    • @christalcavanaugh
      @christalcavanaugh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Honestly that’s what I thought this was for some reason. I’ve only seen him in HSM and Switched at Birth

    • @katherynlynne
      @katherynlynne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      poor Ryan. Sharpay keeps stealing all the good roles in movies:(

    • @soy3325
      @soy3325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I remember watching that movie when i was around 10 thinking it was the shit

    • @sweettea3879
      @sweettea3879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Food Boy was a guilty pleasure tbh✨

    • @jusdoriange7930
      @jusdoriange7930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao I wanted to comment this as well, a WILD RIDE

  • @myloveisgod
    @myloveisgod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    this whole movie sounds like a fever dream, but i lost my fucking mind when a property brother came out

  • @netti6010
    @netti6010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4300

    * raised somewhere in Asia since a baby by Asian parents *
    - *has American accent*
    - *dresses American*
    - *seems to not understand anything about Asian culture*
    makes sense.

    • @katelivewire
      @katelivewire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me honestly HAHA

    • @nickv.3573
      @nickv.3573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wut

    • @ezraf.7759
      @ezraf.7759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      and white as fuck

    • @leewhite4955
      @leewhite4955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It makes perfect sence. I was born and raised in the United States by white parents and I don’t speak a single word of English.

    • @alexjames4704
      @alexjames4704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I was raised in Vietnam by white parents but I am Vietnamese. My parents even tho they lived there for years don’t speak Vietnamese. I don’t know anything about Vietnamese culture. Where I live in Vietnam everyone dresses in jeans and t shirts “American” like. I have an American accent and don’t speak Vietnamese. It’s a bit confusing but it’s a way of life.

  • @omon1128
    @omon1128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2260

    This is just a 30 year old weeb's fever dream

    • @morcoroni
      @morcoroni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Meme Machine underrated comment

    • @Xvladin
      @Xvladin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not enough lolis

    • @omon1128
      @omon1128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @Ari A. Or maybe it's the dude who posted the "beaten up by Chinese Chad" story's fever dream

    • @Lucien_M
      @Lucien_M 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is just Naruto but if you only watched pervy sensei

    • @heylol9166
      @heylol9166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nahh this movie is like shot in Korea and they are chinese??? saying somewhere in japan. LMFAO

  • @mari150ful
    @mari150ful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    Imagine... being the poor Lucas Grabeel and having Dancing Ninja movie part of your legacy as an actor. That's worse than a rattail dude.

    • @DrakeTheDrizz
      @DrakeTheDrizz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn't he also in a movie about being son of some mermaid lady that left him stranded when he was young? Or am I thinking of some other dude?

    • @mari150ful
      @mari150ful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@DrakeTheDrizz really? Omg who the hell was his manager

    • @glitterrspit
      @glitterrspit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DrakeTheDrizz are you talking about the movie The Thirteenth Year? Bc that was some other actor named Chez Starbuck

    • @pris1145
      @pris1145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's also part of Foodboy😂 At least he has HSM as a part of his legacy as an actor

    • @styxzayyad3854
      @styxzayyad3854 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What did both him and his manager think?

  • @miakpupgigi6489
    @miakpupgigi6489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Wait so does this mean that all the female ninjas are bi or gay? You have to date a girl to be a ninja.....

  • @lane7254
    @lane7254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    if you told me before watching this video that a *property brother* was in a shitty ninja movie i would NOT have believed you but here we are

  • @Machouseproductions
    @Machouseproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5274

    This is like Kung Fu Panda except it's less culturally sensitive, less mature, but more horny for some reason.

    • @sameerakhanna2602
      @sameerakhanna2602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      I was literally searching for a comment like this. Why isnt anybody talking about how it's so similar to Kung Fu Panda😂

    • @ghostisnotaghost8873
      @ghostisnotaghost8873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      @@sameerakhanna2602 nobody wants to insult kung fu panda like that

    • @Champion_Vapor
      @Champion_Vapor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      its like kung fu panda but everything good about it is gone

    • @shrub5770
      @shrub5770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@Champion_Vapor "Kung Fu Panda, but everything about it is bad."

    • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
      @NeutralGuyDoubleZero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Was literally gonna comment how every parent buying these stupid kung and ninja parodies for their kids needs to just get kung fu panda. It's such an opposite to this in the best way possible lol

  • @onmyaveragejoesht507
    @onmyaveragejoesht507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    i really liked the soft boy edit of kurtis during the extra greeting..
    *but he’s become the very thing he set out to destroy*

    • @ramentaco9179
      @ramentaco9179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i blinked and god left
      Kurtis is just an eBoy who puts more effort into his videos

  • @neonflights5951
    @neonflights5951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    You know, watching this video in 2022, after the Atlanta Spa shootings, I feel like this movie encapsulates/is rife with the unessacary sexualization of asian women+ the exploitation of asian women (his adoptive mother and his adoptive father making videos of her aren't played off as them even just having fun, but they're depicted as directly making and marketing softcore p0rn. And while there's nothing wrong with that in real life, the way its depicted in this movie is really, extremely problematic for a lot of its insinuations). Especially with the way that the white male protag "unlocks" his powers by groping/ogling asian women's bodies. It gets even worse with the two asian women actively FIGHTING for him. Not for anything actually related to the plot, they're just fighting each other because they thirst for him, for some fucking reason. Its toxic and represents everything wrong about the way that media has depicted asian women, the way their bodies are objectified and utilized as a means to an end for the benefit of men, and the cringe fantasies of asian women viewing each other as competition over a random ass boy.

    • @maribethmorgan7886
      @maribethmorgan7886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      :/ This was a very insightful and heartbreaking comment. Movies depict actions that literally fall under assault and sexual coercion towards women all the time, and they paint it as light hearted fun. It’s very troubling to me that I have had to define what r*pe, SA, and sexual pressure is to some men who are genuinely good intentioned people but society normalized actions that are disgusting and evil. This movie is repulsive for not only that reason, but because it’s geared towards young men. It takes that perspective towards women and turns the lens on Asian women in a way that is uniquely dangerous. The constant sexualization, infantilization, submissiveness, and normalized and ENCOURAGED sexual assault is reflected in the way tv, movies, media, anime, and (mostly) white men treat Asian women. I really hope that one day there is a push to hold these types of depictions accountable for the assaults, attacks, and prejudice towards Asian women. This movie as a whole, and any movie that usually depicts a white hero in an Asian country usually is centered around just dog shitting on Asian culture…and I can’t even imagine being Asian and seeing that terrible depiction everywhere. I remember the terrible ways kids would tease Asian students, and I know most of it comes from these types of movies. Thank you for your comment, as much as I love kurtis, sometimes I wish he would give deeper takes when there’s so much disgusting shit involved in a movie or whatever it is he’s talking about.

    • @AK-mo9pj
      @AK-mo9pj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The fact that these sort of movies are made for kids, maybe teens, just, dear lord, what even is the thought processes behind this? Writers for these sort of kid/ teen movies can tell any story, literally anything else, but they keep doing racist crap over and over? Who greenlights this sort of trash?

    • @hayley6236
      @hayley6236 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I'm so tired of the hypersexualisation of women's bodies, I'm so tired

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wild that that's what made you realise this.

  • @brynnmccollister3568
    @brynnmccollister3568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    i am like a baby. i like repetition. consistency. his intros keep me entertained.

    • @ninacael
      @ninacael 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This comment gives me joy

    • @draculuu
      @draculuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brynn McCollister Object Permanence on fleek 🔥🔥

  • @stabbingtacos7456
    @stabbingtacos7456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    Ryan: Has a wet Dream
    Ryan: Sleep fights

    • @andrademarianna
      @andrademarianna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      yo you might have done something here

  • @translucentbear
    @translucentbear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10973

    As a gay bloke, unable to harvest the power of perving on 2 dimensional female characters, I'll never achieve my dream of being a ninja.

    • @ellagreene1742
      @ellagreene1742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      underrated comment 👏😂

    • @fkhan2006
      @fkhan2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Lmaoo

    • @Anna-zz4mr
      @Anna-zz4mr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      i cry laughed at this

    • @virginiacanfield2307
      @virginiacanfield2307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      as a lesbian,
      sucks to be u lol

    • @ninaplaksin9089
      @ninaplaksin9089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@virginiacanfield2307 We hold all the power >:)

  • @thefinkie6459
    @thefinkie6459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Omg, I saw this movie playing in the children's section of a massive ferry while I was on a school trip. It was the most hilarious journey I've experienced.
    Whoever was in charge of the movies must have had a DVD player and a stack of DVDs in the control room, but they didn't have a remote control. So they'd put in a typical children's movie, like Ice Age, and fiddle around with the buttons on the machine, going up, down, left right for about 10 minutes without finding the play button, then they'd give up and move on to the next DVD. Dancing Ninja was the only one that finally worked, and by that time we were already almost dead from laughter from just watching the helpless struggle with the DVD machine. Then witnessing this weird-ass film that is most definitely NOT a children's film being broadcast on a public ferry was tbh the highlight of the school trip, and remains an iconic moment of my school history.

  • @simritgrewal3280
    @simritgrewal3280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    every time i hear “la douche” i just translate it to “the shower”

    • @smwhtok
      @smwhtok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lol same

    • @dillycar
      @dillycar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me too omg

  • @leahelizabeth7861
    @leahelizabeth7861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    ok i LOST IT when one of the actors was a property brother... like WHAT IS THIS MOVIE LMFAO

    • @mayagarcia-hector2732
      @mayagarcia-hector2732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WAIT when

    • @ellabruer2327
      @ellabruer2327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      me too LMFAO i got second hand embarrassment

    • @prettybaby_7
      @prettybaby_7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      was he having a midlife crisis or something?

  • @ellahoughton6812
    @ellahoughton6812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    not a day goes by that I don’t think about “women ain’t property, brother” I’m crying just typing this

  • @SmokenHash
    @SmokenHash ปีที่แล้ว +6

    17:21 What do ya mean? Hasselhoff is well known for his cover of hooked on a feeling, they didn't need another reason to put it in the movie. It was just permanently embedded in early 2000s culture.

  • @lunadoodles8810
    @lunadoodles8810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2402

    "he doesn't want to get his face renovated by the property brothers"
    oh my god i'm crying

    • @hissingfaunaa
      @hissingfaunaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey tim, for launch party, the blue, green, and white rockets all go on a count of 1,2,3. Red still goes on a 1,2,3,4. In screwbot factory, if you don’t already have a perfect, for the grey bots, the pattern is 1(grab),2(hold),3(release),4(Wait) the white ones are 1(grab),2(release),3(Wait),4(Wait)

    • @corah7392
      @corah7392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@hissingfaunaa Wtf

    • @heylol9166
      @heylol9166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dont cry 😔 be happy 😩

    • @fuckcontinentals
      @fuckcontinentals 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hissingfaunaa why you talking about rythm heaven

  • @zolengeb.7629
    @zolengeb.7629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8245

    “Somewhere in Asia” okay cool, I’ll assume they’re in Uzbekistan

    • @emiliew5553
      @emiliew5553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +484

      they're obviously in Dubai, nuh doy

    • @000-i7j
      @000-i7j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +604

      Yo wait that’s my home country this is the first time I’ve heard anyone even remotely know where that is lmao I think this is neat

    • @bipo819
      @bipo819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      Cool they are now in North Korea

    • @mikaroni_and_cheez
      @mikaroni_and_cheez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Wow they're in the majority of Kazakhstan

    • @Daniel-gh4sq
      @Daniel-gh4sq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      No they are in the heart of mother russia

  • @andreacaininstinct
    @andreacaininstinct 5 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Imagine reading that script and realizing what you'd signed up for

  • @Elori92
    @Elori92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The fact that 'ninja tryout' was written in Korean makes me laugh so much

  • @alanephane1337
    @alanephane1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9180

    Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson? I prefer Kurtis 'The Lake' Conner.

    • @ghy9rc754
      @ghy9rc754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      HAS NOBODY NOTICED THAT THIS IS EXACTLY KUNG FU PANDA BUT WITH HUMANS?!

    • @camillecomtodooamor9751
      @camillecomtodooamor9751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Wait. *The Rock and Dwayne Johnson are THE SAME PERSON?*

    • @wolfandraven891
      @wolfandraven891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@ghy9rc754 Except with boobs

    • @Orangesodawk
      @Orangesodawk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Fantastic
      16/10
      Would totally read again

    • @Heyitsjaybirdo
      @Heyitsjaybirdo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Neil “The Grass” Tyson

  • @luna732
    @luna732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    Kurtis: The Most Confusing Movie I Have Ever Seen
    Neil Breen Movies: *exist*

    • @samlouwagie3899
      @samlouwagie3899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Don’t even say that name, my laptops are shaking

    • @CyanFairyWren
      @CyanFairyWren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Kurtis: The Most Confu-"
      Neil Breen: I did my best to confuse my admirers with quick scene changes after the climax of its story- AM I A JOKE TO YOU?

  • @SuperXXovieXX
    @SuperXXovieXX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    the property brother showing up made me laugh for a good five minutes

  • @tacticalmisandrist
    @tacticalmisandrist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Dude 🤦🏻‍♀️ even the rice bowl with the chopsticks sticking straight up is offensive, it’s like they went out of their way to use every problematic stereotype or misinterpretation of Japanese culture

  • @lillybarber8737
    @lillybarber8737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    this is my official request for sleeveless hoodie merch

    • @jenna8923
      @jenna8923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      lilly barber it should have one of the property brothers on it

    • @maddie5329
      @maddie5329 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      THIS 🙌

  • @hannahfennell2348
    @hannahfennell2348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1174

    “신 입 단 원 모 집” means new recruits so at least they got the korean right even if ninjas are japanese lmao

    • @lead_tv
      @lead_tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      and everyone speaks english

    • @kimlipeatingmango3318
      @kimlipeatingmango3318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      boo

    • @umbral_echo
      @umbral_echo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Although the translation in the movie was wrong since they said it said "ninja tryouts today" despite it actually translating to "recruitment of new members" - it's hilarious that the word "ninja" isn't even in the sign but they say it is.

    • @stygianmoon1716
      @stygianmoon1716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg I’m dying.. 😂

    • @HiBuddyyyyyy
      @HiBuddyyyyyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you think they google translated it?

  • @BlackCampariBlue
    @BlackCampariBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +979

    Kurtis always says "I'm almost done, I promise" as if we're forced to watch these videos. We enjoy watching your videos dude!

    • @afooz
      @afooz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Lol I just figured it was about being close to the end of the sucky movie

  • @Sevenigma777
    @Sevenigma777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The best thing when you find a creator like Kurtis for the first time is that there is years worth of content to binge!

  • @Parker.-.
    @Parker.-. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Not once did Ryan ever hit one of those arrows. Even when he was supposed to be an amazing dancer.

  • @normalguy246
    @normalguy246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    "he doesn't wanna get his face renovated" is honestly one of the funniest lines I've heard in a long time

  • @maddieh4882
    @maddieh4882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4004

    as someone who has only seen this dude as ryan in high school musical it’s bizarre to see him as anything but a Home of Sexual

    • @homestuckkinnie3671
      @homestuckkinnie3671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      he's just a very closeted homosexual in this movie

    • @sadlittleratboy
      @sadlittleratboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Isn't his actor also gay?

    • @sherlock7898
      @sherlock7898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      TheBaronOfNothing the actor himself is not gay. Although the director of High School Musical recently revealed that his character Ryan was gay all along. It feels a bit like JK Rowling to me though.

    • @CassTeaElle
      @CassTeaElle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      @@sherlock7898 uh... I don't see how that's comparable to Rowling at all. Ryan was super effeminate. I would honestly be more surprised if they tried to say they didn't intend for him to be gay.

    • @sherlock7898
      @sherlock7898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Author Cassie Beebe I think it’s not very brave to say it years after the fact but not to mention anything at the time to make sure you get those Disney bucks.

  • @PBthesquirrel
    @PBthesquirrel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    20:33 "Figure it out, man." I've revently learned how Canadian this sentence is. Watch Letterkenny

  • @cervantes6910
    @cervantes6910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    David Hasselhoff, Drew Scott, Ryan from High School Musical and Ken Tanaka from Glee are such a dream cast

    • @fatimagutierrez888
      @fatimagutierrez888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cervantes ikr

    • @kylesunshine2731
      @kylesunshine2731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Segaaa

    • @glitterrspit
      @glitterrspit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cervantes a fever dream

    • @iB-lm9kq
      @iB-lm9kq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      in such a nightmare movie 😂

    • @minaprudhomme1387
      @minaprudhomme1387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cervantes i was just waiting for someone to mention ken tanaka from glee

  • @l.moontea
    @l.moontea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1530

    18:14 Kurtis, that was your chance to say "Erectile DESTRUCTION"

    • @DoABarellJo
      @DoABarellJo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He was going for "erect I'll beat the shit out of you" but yeah that would've been better

    • @okayxbecca5160
      @okayxbecca5160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i really hope he sees this 😂😂

    • @thunderouswanderer7753
      @thunderouswanderer7753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@DoABarellJo *Erectile DISCOfunction 😎😎😎

    • @bebelmatson
      @bebelmatson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      or erectile dancefunction

    • @gavinwebber3098
      @gavinwebber3098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      L. Moon Tea erectile disFUNKtion

  • @hhhh-pz9uj
    @hhhh-pz9uj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4680

    “women ain’t property, brother”
    how do i subscribe to someone twice?

    • @username-mk4qv
      @username-mk4qv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Simp
      jk I ain’t a fucking 8-year-old

    • @excuseu2563
      @excuseu2563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Reanne Argh they had in the first half not gonna lie

    • @Jasminekuwonu
      @Jasminekuwonu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Make another account

    • @skooter__
      @skooter__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@username-mk4qv omg I was boutta go off

    • @PolyPocketPole
      @PolyPocketPole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Join

  • @elisa.alexander
    @elisa.alexander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So my name is Elisa, but because of the way Kurtis says “Elise Estrada” instead of the just “Elise,” the beginning of Estrada makes it sound like an ‘a’ at the end and I feel so much secondhand flattery it’s actually great. Like thanks dude, I was born in Boston but sure I’ll be a Canadian Queen:3

  • @vronirom6469
    @vronirom6469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    That flying-towards-that-girls'-boobs scene had me DYING from cringe-laughing. WHAT IS THAT

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I wanted him to fly inside of them and disappear into the boob dimension, never to return again.
      Roll credits.

  • @pandyrocks1
    @pandyrocks1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    hell yeaa super early, this is how you get a 4.0 GPA at Yee Yee University my dudes

  • @Shepfax
    @Shepfax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1746

    Ninjas: Japanese
    Background text and props: Korean
    Me: Confused

    • @dropsofchances
      @dropsofchances 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Also calls his dad “Papa-san”....??????

    • @blackmould
      @blackmould 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      And isn’t Chi from Chinese culture/belief??

    • @aletheamukhim5879
      @aletheamukhim5879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      there are also chinese texts

    • @ka850411
      @ka850411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      His father: Hong Konger

    • @zupergurkan
      @zupergurkan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That's why he's only somewhere in Asia, I guess😂 maybe it's somewhere in between everything or in a different dimension where Asia is a country and they all share a culture and stuff lol

  • @kathryn7560
    @kathryn7560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:27 I know it’s a small detail but when you are eating food with chopsticks, especially with rice, do not stick your chopsticks into your food or rice. This is seen as a curse in Chinese culture. This is taboo and said to bring bad luck because it reminds people of the incense used at funerals.

  • @rachelneeld
    @rachelneeld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    Do SPF-18. It has ya favorite soft boi Noah Centineo and makes absolutely no sense.

    • @marla0412
      @marla0412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      dude it is such a pointless movie, i had to stop watching it because it was so dumb

    • @cayden114
      @cayden114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      centimeter*

    • @dr.ebtessamfarooq7231
      @dr.ebtessamfarooq7231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *chameleon

    • @elllied_
      @elllied_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it was weird but i enjoyed it lmfao

    • @eleniwalter3921
      @eleniwalter3921 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh my god yes please do it

  • @julialacerda8883
    @julialacerda8883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I totally broke when property brother showed up, I just couldnt stop laughing

  • @annalise3499
    @annalise3499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1131

    All my friends are addicted to nicotine. But I’m addicted to that extra greeting👼🏻

    • @sariidembiia
      @sariidembiia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Annalise
      i like crack.

  • @theresivy
    @theresivy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    17:03 missed opportunity to say “what the *puck* is this movie”

  • @belasundead
    @belasundead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    Your seventh grade picture looks like Jim from The Office.

    • @mysteriouswolf420
      @mysteriouswolf420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      a clever name he still kind of looks like him honestly

  • @Pepperroni08
    @Pepperroni08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3619

    "Somewhere in Asia" was it too hard to just pick one place, one city? Ninjas are Japanese, the whole setting is Chinese, except signs are apparently in Korean. I'm disgusted

    • @w3ymouth526
      @w3ymouth526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      nah dude have you seen "Call Me by Your Name"? theyre just "somewhere in nothern italy" in the movie, no specific place

    • @w3ymouth526
      @w3ymouth526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      thats what the book was called but im pretty sure they set place in a specific city in the movie

    • @ke6279
      @ke6279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      smolbeanharry italy is a generally small country. asia is a huge continent. big difference

    • @squawkington9369
      @squawkington9369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      smolbeanharry I think “Northern Italy”, a region of a country, is a little more specific than “Asia”, a huge fucking continent. 🤯

    • @str4yk1dsw0rldd0minati0n
      @str4yk1dsw0rldd0minati0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lara Maria And I’m pretty sure there’s some in Tai

  • @kim_ch1979
    @kim_ch1979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5380

    This movie is Asian stereotypes and misogyny: the movie.

    • @Enel97
      @Enel97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Misogyny? Asian stereotypes yes. Sexualization of women also yes. This movie is horrible and wrong. But this isn't really misogyny. Misos means hate in greek. There isnt hate or prejudice here against women. There is though sexualisation which is completely wrong and creepy. Just lets not use the other word so freely. There is real misogyny out there and its a far bigger problem so using that word casually is damaging to real cases of misogyny

    • @wendynerd1199
      @wendynerd1199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +544

      @@Enel97 pretty sure reducing women to sex objects is hateful. But thanks for mansplaining misogyny.

    • @Enel97
      @Enel97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@wendynerd1199 Yikes. You are one of those types. Nevermind. Now as a greek I think I know better what a word originating from my country and its language means regardless of what's between our legs. But that being said Its not like you would be willing to listen.

    • @Enel97
      @Enel97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@elizabethkinard572 but...why can't I experience misogyny?

    • @omon1128
      @omon1128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      @@Enel97 Actually, Wendy is kinda right. Since the movie does feature prejudice against women (the idea that women pretty much only exist to fuck dudes in the movie) and is therefore misogyny. And if we're reaching here, it does kinda get to the level of sexual objectification which is also misogyny.

  • @sidthompson9538
    @sidthompson9538 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I think it’s hilarious that who you first saw “Ryan“ as in a movie severely changes how you see this movie. Because I saw him in food boy before HSM, so I will never see him as anything but food boy.