Star Wars Just Pissed Everyone Off..

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  • @matdl5472
    @matdl5472 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10198

    Disney wrote two black characters without a father and calls us racist😶

    • @raphaelregnault6914
      @raphaelregnault6914 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +505

      Savage

    • @tobiaskissel6303
      @tobiaskissel6303 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +178

      Disney characters need to have lost either one or both parents XD

    • @rmartinson19
      @rmartinson19 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      @@raphaelregnault6914 "Savage" doesn't even begin to cover it, Jesus Christ 🤣

    • @SonOfSassy
      @SonOfSassy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +169

      He will come back in the final episode with some blue milk 😂

    • @lelele3181
      @lelele3181 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      @@SonOfSassy Or with a pack of Death Sticks....😂

  • @DC_Greed
    @DC_Greed 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9910

    their chant was so cringe too, it sounds like something a middle school girl wrote.

    • @DLTyrus
      @DLTyrus 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1016

      I mean in essence I assume it was. Not literally, but Disney do tend to hire a lot of female writers who have the maturity of a middle schooler, so... probably.

    • @billyryan5456
      @billyryan5456 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +420

      it's literally nursery rhymes for toddlers

    • @athanatos2278
      @athanatos2278 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      That is excactly the case 😅

    • @NaldzHobbySide
      @NaldzHobbySide 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      🤣🤣👌🏼👌🏼

    • @derboss7236
      @derboss7236 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

      Atp i feel like they r doing it on purpose no way they thought this would be epic

  • @ChicCanyon
    @ChicCanyon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8363

    It didnt piss any star wars fans off. They arent watching this show.

    • @MarcoAntonio-if1kd
      @MarcoAntonio-if1kd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +506

      This isn't even worth the bandwidth to pirate lol... Let alone to pay for it. I don't even have any subs to any of these paid TV channels. Hell, I don't even think I would take money to watch this.

    • @ColinFox
      @ColinFox 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +224

      @@MarcoAntonio-if1kd Oh, I'd watch it if you paid me. Perhaps $1000 per episode to watch. I'd do it for that.

    • @robertstutesman7764
      @robertstutesman7764 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

      @@ColinFox Pass, my time has more value. Trash is trash and not even worth a view.

    • @georgenassif5777
      @georgenassif5777 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I quit watching the show already.

    • @theunderdog9353
      @theunderdog9353 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@georgenassif5777 I never started

  • @drake128
    @drake128 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +727

    The power of fuck
    The power of this
    The power of buuulllsshhhiit

    • @MrMegamike2k
      @MrMegamike2k 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂😅

    • @Hollo0w
      @Hollo0w 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Sounds like smth early AVGN would say 😉

    • @eletrictarantula2321
      @eletrictarantula2321 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The power of fuck? 🤨

    • @nickthebabba7767
      @nickthebabba7767 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@eletrictarantula2321The power of fuck 😏

    • @deficator750
      @deficator750 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      id pay to listen to this version

  • @Ehecatl-Quetzalcoatl
    @Ehecatl-Quetzalcoatl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4220

    The Acolyte isn't ruining Star Wars - it's violating its cold corpse.

    • @joshjo9405
      @joshjo9405 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      Let it die

    • @Ehecatl-Quetzalcoatl
      @Ehecatl-Quetzalcoatl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +147

      @@joshjo9405 It's already dead. Only thing left is to burn and salt the ground it stood on. 😂

    • @MrMirco003
      @MrMirco003 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      corpses can be worth a lot of money, look at egypt xD(pharaohs)

    • @Ehecatl-Quetzalcoatl
      @Ehecatl-Quetzalcoatl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@MrMirco003 😂😂😂

    • @sobrirosdriana3901
      @sobrirosdriana3901 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Like a necrophilia?

  • @SpammytheHedgehog
    @SpammytheHedgehog 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6526

    This isn't Star Wars Legends or Canon. This is Star Wars Self-Destruction.

    • @HarrDarr
      @HarrDarr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      star wars was always shitty melodrama and bad acting inbetween cool set piece sci fi battles and sword duels
      star wars fans got all that they wanted and look where it ended up, this should be a warning to every fandom to not let normies dictate the direction of the setting

    • @gpturismo
      @gpturismo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      They will be forced to reboot SW again in 10 years and we will have Legends, Canon, and Garbo.

    • @YELLOW617.
      @YELLOW617. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Yeah, as a part of Disney's Self-destruction.

    • @lizardman1303
      @lizardman1303 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@HarrDarr normies bring the money son .

    • @Uelibertiga
      @Uelibertiga 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      It´s fan fcition called Star Wokes.

  • @TheRealCarlBrutananadilewski
    @TheRealCarlBrutananadilewski 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19424

    I don't care what they taught you in school, Anakin Skywalker blew up the death star.

    • @Pyroteknikid
      @Pyroteknikid 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2269

      My gramma told me anakin was black

    • @KategariYami
      @KategariYami 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +763

      ​@@Pyroteknikid You bastard I was about to make that joke!

    • @Pyroteknikid
      @Pyroteknikid 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +334

      @@KategariYami you gotta be quicker than that... *lifts fishing pole*

    • @TheGingiGamer
      @TheGingiGamer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

      @@Pyroteknikid He was...in a way

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +133

      @@Pyroteknikid Ah yes, anikin’s root was Yasuke 👏👏😂

  • @Venalii1
    @Venalii1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1934

    Shit like this is why 40k fans gatekeep as hard as they do

    • @thewarboy1129
      @thewarboy1129 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

      Yeah you need to do better Amazon's fucking with your shit now too.

    • @heathermillsphantomlimb9314
      @heathermillsphantomlimb9314 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

      @@thewarboy1129GW is pissing off its own fan base quite nicely, as well.

    • @heathermillsphantomlimb9314
      @heathermillsphantomlimb9314 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +161

      Absolutely. We don’t need gay Space Marines, female Primarchs, transgender Orks, or girl boss Commissars single handedly killing Daemon Primarchs, Wraithknights, and C’Tan shards.

    • @thewarboy1129
      @thewarboy1129 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @heathermillsphantomlimb9314 yes this is the world now they fuck up everyone's stuff and then spit in the face of the fan's

    • @Venalii1
      @Venalii1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      @@thewarboy1129 I have faith with Henry Cavill having a large part in production they will be kept in line.

  • @hannahloumen2241
    @hannahloumen2241 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1188

    "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of fans suddenly cried out in cringe and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

    • @Sparky102970
      @Sparky102970 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      😂😂 perfect comment😂😂😂

    • @KingYoshiSurfer
      @KingYoshiSurfer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@ieradossantos Looks pretty ironic to me.

    • @gurmyigoll3535
      @gurmyigoll3535 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@ieradossantos LMAO wtf is this comment?

    • @johnhalliday5420
      @johnhalliday5420 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@ieradossantos You do realise the guy is making fun of you right?

    • @stephencollins9062
      @stephencollins9062 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@johnhalliday5420he's cringe asf bro
      He's got no idea 😂

  • @mukamuka0
    @mukamuka0 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1889

    The power of one....they mean the rating of 1/10

    • @d_denragon
      @d_denragon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

      The power of *one* critic boost..
      The power of *two* critics boost...
      The power of *many* disappointed fans bringing down the rating.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@StormofBladeZ I mean this series can be lower ratings tho

    • @Bellicosy
      @Bellicosy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      The power of the one star... a power wielded by the efforts of the many.

    • @thediam0nddrag0n78
      @thediam0nddrag0n78 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The power of a one star review (because it's literally impossible to rate something lower)

    • @kaeli3952
      @kaeli3952 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I see the witches have finally reached the intelligence levels of ancient civilizations here on Earth, being able to count in the same way and just as high as they could, "1, 2, Many"

  • @PixelKatana
    @PixelKatana 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2466

    Fan-fiction deserves an apology.

    • @johntumahab323
      @johntumahab323 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      Make the EU great again. :P

    • @Toshiboyai
      @Toshiboyai 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      I’ve seen better fanfics on 4chan

    • @thediam0nddrag0n78
      @thediam0nddrag0n78 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      I remember watching some kid's LEGO Star Wars stop-motion over a decade ago and that's still way better than this shit

    • @randomicatto
      @randomicatto 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      For real tho. Some random guy in his mother's basement could make a better script than whoever make this garbage.

    • @nathansingleton7532
      @nathansingleton7532 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      >looks away from disney in disgust
      >looks at sw fanfics
      'perhaps i've judged you too harshly...'

  • @VileVamp
    @VileVamp 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +430

    "We have the Night Sisters at home."
    The Night Sisters at home:

    • @polishscribe674
      @polishscribe674 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      This is insult to Night Sisters at home.

    • @MagpieEmpress
      @MagpieEmpress 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      The Night Sisters at home do not want to be compaired to these walmart wannabes, thank you.

    • @GrievousReborn
      @GrievousReborn 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      My only guess is to why they didn't use the night sisters is they needed to destroy these witches

    • @Rocco-rw2vm
      @Rocco-rw2vm 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

    • @saberspamofficial
      @saberspamofficial 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@GrievousReborn grievous killed them and also the night sisters are pale

  • @IJNAoba9-25-26
    @IJNAoba9-25-26 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1402

    Spaceballs is more canon than this.

    • @Slashoom
      @Slashoom 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      Spaceballs the cannon!

    • @joshidejj
      @joshidejj 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      Spaceballs has more authenticity and consistency than whatever Disney has put out recently.

    • @StayPuftMarshmellow
      @StayPuftMarshmellow 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      The Millennium Falcon can be seen when they’re at the diner at the end, I’ll take it over this crap.

    • @nahkamursu
      @nahkamursu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Cos they had to respect the source material or it wouldn't ever work. Disney doesn't need to do that, just slap Star Wars logo on it.

    • @ethernil
      @ethernil 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Thats because Mel Brooks actually fucking knew how to make good movies.

  • @pietrosmusi6348
    @pietrosmusi6348 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +793

    Disney: we can't piss off our audience if we don't have an audience, CHECKMATE!

    • @nunziocombattelli6311
      @nunziocombattelli6311 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Honesty of all the nonsense in the episode what bothered me the most is that the one witch created life with the force. Especially since George Lucas established that when a SITH LORD tried doing the same thing the force said eff you and created the chosen one.

    • @jeangoncalves3691
      @jeangoncalves3691 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Who writes this shit. I COULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB

    • @iank768
      @iank768 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Until they did 💀

  • @abek1133
    @abek1133 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1622

    If anyone has seen the human centipede, and ever wondered what the 3rd person in the back was eating, it was episode 3 of the acolyte.

    • @Lakrimoz
      @Lakrimoz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      Cuttlefish and asparagus doesn't sound so bad now...

    • @Orangejuiceandsandwich
      @Orangejuiceandsandwich 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Completely unrelated, but if you want more disturbing content like the human centipede then you should check out a playlist called scp foundation from a channel called the exploring series.

    • @branberrycakes
      @branberrycakes 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Underrated comment

    • @outlavv
      @outlavv 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Thats actually genius 😂
      Also that franchise is PURE NIGHTMARE to watch (not recommended)

    • @tannyocean9984
      @tannyocean9984 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Both cultured and gross, yet beautifully articulated imagination, this diss is chef-kiss

  • @georgiospappas
    @georgiospappas 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +573

    Darth Vader watched this show and immediately performed japanese sepoku with his lightsaber.

    • @briesoldnose4161
      @briesoldnose4161 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Thanks to the sequels, he can survive that and heal himself

    • @kishanj4970
      @kishanj4970 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Lmao😂

    • @vader698
      @vader698 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Bro..... Thanks for your suggestion... I am going to do that....

    • @softonsoftie4581
      @softonsoftie4581 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I thought he committed sudoku?

    • @neeklahs
      @neeklahs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Vader had adopted the brats and recruited the witches, even in The Battle of Dathomir, we see witches do their thing and a lot of them in old lore used men as toys and just get magically pregnant, some of them are black others yellow or ashlike skin. Nothing new nor woke shit here, just nice old legacy lore back to the main franchise.

  • @smiIingman
    @smiIingman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1514

    At this point im surprised they didnt say "The power of black girl magic"

    • @Identitools
      @Identitools 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

      DAS RITE

    • @sechabatheletsane9784
      @sechabatheletsane9784 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah. Theirs white people in the clip. Wouldve watered it down 😂

    • @ginjaedgy49
      @ginjaedgy49 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      acolyte and the powerful strong negro's who dont need no man

    • @Kelpie-sb5bi
      @Kelpie-sb5bi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +118

      WE WUZ MAGIX n shieeeeeeet

    • @tdrxy
      @tdrxy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      *Disney : write that down, write that down*

  • @RealJohnnyGuillotine
    @RealJohnnyGuillotine 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4767

    "This is how Star Wars dies.... Thunderous Scissoring."

    • @joshjo9405
      @joshjo9405 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +237

      Jedi in paris

    • @matziviri2866
      @matziviri2866 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hot

    • @garver5833
      @garver5833 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      and UNLIMITED STUPIDITY

    • @Mackellen76_nongsak
      @Mackellen76_nongsak 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +156

      I have laughed at this more than i should have😂..."..with the thunderous scissoring.." *wet schloppy noises* 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @john_avernia
      @john_avernia 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

      Sith Scissoring Arts.

  • @Captain_Razor_88
    @Captain_Razor_88 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1251

    We've confirmed the worst... Somehow Palpatine returning wasn't the lowest point Disney Star Wars could go.

    • @Jordan-Ramses
      @Jordan-Ramses 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      This the same company that made Cruella the hero of a movie. Walt would fire every one of these people.

    • @TheSCPStudio
      @TheSCPStudio 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      If you still think that’s a valid criticism then it shows more about your ineptitude and inability to understand or consume the lore of the series for whatever reason. Read the comics. Watch the in between series. Stop riding the Disney hate train like a middle schooler lmao. It’s pathetic.

    • @Dogemeowbarf
      @Dogemeowbarf 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What???? The episode was good.

    • @Sig509
      @Sig509 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheSCPStudio you are pathetic. Read what? Dinsney cancelled whole EU you bozo, dozens, and dozens of books, and replaced it with thei shit, where writers have to literally walk on their ears to make the crap screewriters write somewhat coherent in the books now.

    • @khosrowzare8301
      @khosrowzare8301 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Well, when you have hit rock bottom, the only thing it means is that you need to get a bigger drill.

  • @Cadeaux_Man
    @Cadeaux_Man 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    "The power of ONE!"
    *Holds up TWO fingers*

  • @CatsOverdrive
    @CatsOverdrive 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +516

    "Star Wars is failing, and it's the fans fault!"
    Ma'am, Star Wars' big problem isn't the fans. Star Wars' big problem is that it has no fans left.

    • @sparklertv6637
      @sparklertv6637 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Just like jedi.

    • @deaconthethird3218
      @deaconthethird3218 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How much do you think Disney paid that hack website to try and "herd the sheep"? I have no doubt that Disney higher-ups would call it that too.

    • @samseward1374
      @samseward1374 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Bold of you to assume that this particular Star Wars show has fans.

    • @stevenyee1055
      @stevenyee1055 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Darth Kennedy issued order 66 and purged the fanbase.

    • @kukipett
      @kukipett 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well there is one fan left, the one that this Star Wars sh.t hits!

  • @TheNeoVariable
    @TheNeoVariable 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1721

    This isn't Star Wars, this even isn't watered down Star Wars. It's just pure fucking hubris.

    • @Capnsensible80
      @Capnsensible80 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      It was the moment Disney bought the IP and decided they could do better than the literal decades' worth of EU lore. They had the next 20+ years of movies and shows right there already written that would have pleased fans and casual viewers alike.

    • @elilla331
      @elilla331 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      As evil can never create, all they can do is corrupt.

    • @MisterDutch93
      @MisterDutch93 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@elilla331thanks Tolkien.

    • @elilla331
      @elilla331 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@MisterDutch93 That predates Tolkien.

    • @Buttz2Buttz
      @Buttz2Buttz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Forget about it being Star Wars for a minute. And just appreciate the horrendous acting, writing and choreography that went into this scene. What were they smoking? I've seen better screenplay when I was in middle school during our talent show. Fucking A.

  • @Barrythebarnabas
    @Barrythebarnabas 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3195

    Only casuals and non fans think this killed Star Wars. Us *real* fans know that it’s been dead for half a decade now. This is just beating a dead horse.

    • @conyo985
      @conyo985 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +322

      It's been dead since the disney sequels came out.

    • @redavni1
      @redavni1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      True, but it was kept afloat by casual money. This is the real end of the Star Wars brand.

    • @KhalidKashmiri7
      @KhalidKashmiri7 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

      When I finished watching “The Last Jedi”, I knew the franchise was dead to me and I didn’t even bother watching the last film. And even when I tried watching the baby Yoda thing, it didn't feel the same and I gave up halfway through the series

    • @iandavidvillaloboswong5180
      @iandavidvillaloboswong5180 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      The Disney apologists wont stop supporting it. They think that just because Disney owns Star Wars that any of the nonsense they put out is legitimate and everyone should just follow along. It doesnt matter how bad it gets they'll keep buying it. Its hopeless for them.

    • @Nyakomata
      @Nyakomata 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Original 3 were the only good ones, that is all that we need anyways instead of endless sequels. Make new interesting stuff instead of trying to milk anything out of it.

  • @ominousintrusivethoughts3947
    @ominousintrusivethoughts3947 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +159

    George Lucas pitched Star Wars as “A western in space”…… how far we’ve fallen

    • @aluszewski02151
      @aluszewski02151 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      still true only these days its more broke back mountain and less django...

    • @le_fancy_squid
      @le_fancy_squid 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "Western politics in space."

    • @pierreyboi
      @pierreyboi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Samurais with laser katanas and space magic. I'm sure Mobile Suit Gundam is also that.

    • @GoldenLily-r7p
      @GoldenLily-r7p 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well it's western alright

    • @octosquid48
      @octosquid48 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wait that's actually what it originally was? A sci-fi *western???*

  • @Moonlight.Howlings.666
    @Moonlight.Howlings.666 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2344

    It's fitting that the assassin is the Force child of two lesbians, because burning down your coven in a temper tantrum just screams "fatherless behavior."

    • @mat.b.
      @mat.b. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      how many times am i going to see this exact comment today

    • @TheFlyingZulu
      @TheFlyingZulu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +174

      Anakin didn't have a father either! OMG it makes sense now.

    • @matosz23
      @matosz23 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +195

      ​​@@TheFlyingZulu
      And Luke grew up with a father and mother figure. So it checks out pretty well.

    • @TymaDem
      @TymaDem 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

      @@mat.b.as many as needed for you to accept the truth

    • @XD-sc4ix
      @XD-sc4ix 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@@TheFlyingZuluIDK you but Obi-Wan could arguably be considered his adoptive dad

  • @ezterion
    @ezterion 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1266

    The upside is that now i know that a group i did a theatre play with can do a better ritual scene than a multi million dollar production can.. :)

    • @1MMXRTAL
      @1MMXRTAL 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      O7 😂

    • @richcast66
      @richcast66 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      I can put on a better ritual in my closet, on an $80 budget.

    • @itsdakilla7599
      @itsdakilla7599 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Some kid in an abandoned home of his dead family in windhelm pulled off a better ritual scene back in 11

    • @darryldonnelly5363
      @darryldonnelly5363 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@itsdakilla7599 that's very specific lol

    • @DELZOR
      @DELZOR 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      what a timeline to be a part of

  • @Djankie49
    @Djankie49 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +661

    "You have to force behaviors, and at BlackRock we are forcing behaviors,"
    ~ Blackrock CEO Larry Fink

    • @racingraptor4758
      @racingraptor4758 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      Soon we will force him in jail at best for him

    • @Djankie49
      @Djankie49 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      @@racingraptor4758 honestly cant wait for that :/

    • @Hewkll
      @Hewkll 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@racingraptor4758 Who is gonna jail him? The judges of the same tribe who get their pensions funded by him? A mayor who gets his campaign sponsored by Fink? The Sons of Liberty had the right idea

    • @attilamarics3374
      @attilamarics3374 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Tbf they are forcing cringe and second hand embarassment on us very successfully.

    • @thekapp2862
      @thekapp2862 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@racingraptor4758my brotha with everything they’ve done,it’s too late for jail.

  • @frazi666
    @frazi666 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    They can fix this series in one episode, darth vader walks in a kills everyone..

    • @nickthebabba7767
      @nickthebabba7767 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Or even better
      Jar Jar Binks walks in and kills everyone

    • @LancesArmorStriking
      @LancesArmorStriking 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@nickthebabba7767
      Meesa Based!

    • @crimsonfirestorm4239
      @crimsonfirestorm4239 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Send the Witch Slayer Grievous he should kill everyone
      My Brain: everyone even the childrem
      Also mx Brain: espacial the children

  • @Bloodfencer1990
    @Bloodfencer1990 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +330

    I love how this chanting sequence is supposed to show off what special community the witches have, when it feels like it was taken straight from one of those self-discovery scam seminars where you pay 10k to sit in a forest with other people for two days.

    • @1MMXRTAL
      @1MMXRTAL 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @alexterrieur5800
      @alexterrieur5800 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      the next step is to pay the 100$ fee for the next session xd

  • @R3tr0w1
    @R3tr0w1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +574

    "Our expectations were low, but Holy F*ck"

    • @LawfulBased
      @LawfulBased 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Not as deep as the deepest circle of hell and the wokies are still digging.

    • @fredtott4684
      @fredtott4684 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I mean shit man. How they could possibly top this?

    • @GerudoKing_
      @GerudoKing_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I had bad expectations and yet I never thought it’d be this bad.

    • @J0J0155
      @J0J0155 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LawfulBased Nah man, this isn't even woke anymore, its so bad woke went back to sleep and died. This is the literal crap woke expelled the moment it passed.

    • @kingleech16
      @kingleech16 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@fredtott4684 They always find a way.

  • @SleepyFen
    @SleepyFen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +655

    If a parent treated their children as poorly as Disney treats its IPs, they'd be in jail for life.

    • @Percival-kl9yy
      @Percival-kl9yy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      *Correction: DISNEY star wars just pi$$ed everyone off.*

    • @AnOldEnglishBloke
      @AnOldEnglishBloke 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They do it to keep the rights on the IP. If they didn't bastardise the franchise with a recurring iteration, the IP would fall into the void of public domain. They gotta churn out some form of garbage with the IP framework or they lose the copyright rights.

    • @SleepyFen
      @SleepyFen 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@AnOldEnglishBloke It would be easier, way cheaper and way less damaging to the brands to simply churn out a short-run kids cartoons than whatever they're currently doing. The gross mishandling of the company has gone on for so long at this point that anything but malicious intent is beginning to look unlikely.

    • @Percival-kl9yy
      @Percival-kl9yy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SleepyFen *It's just pure-incompetance - they're not purposefully sabotaging themselves by putting out nothing but trash - but STILL literally don't understand the IP they bought and they don't know what they're doing.*

    • @killer3000ad
      @killer3000ad 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jail? They'd be drawn and quartered.

  • @iujt
    @iujt 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    “Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Kathleen the Inept?"
    "No."
    "I thought not. It's not a story Disney would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Kathleen... was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful yet so inept, she could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to ruin... everything. She had such a knowledge of the dark side, she could even take awesome ideas for star wars media… and ruin them"
    "She could actually... make everything she touched bad?"
    "The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some considered to be unnatural."
    "Wh- What happened to her?"
    "She was so powerful, the only thing she did was... enrage everyone. Which eventually of course didn’t matter. Unfortunately, Disney was so focused on profit and ridiculous inclusion, that she managed to ruin the Star Wars Canon. It's ironic. She ruined everything, but kept her job."
    "Is it possible to stop this lady?"
    "No lol, disney makes cash from the toys and stuff”.

    • @goober8798
      @goober8798 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cringe. Kathleen brought us all the good stuff and the bad stuff since 2012. George hired her then sold to Disney 6 months later. Stop blaming the person who takes the orders from Darth Mickey. If she refused The Mouse and their formulas, then she'd be out like anybody else.

    • @SrenHolm-k3o
      @SrenHolm-k3o 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@goober8798 Oh hi Kathleen.

    • @Trist_Playz
      @Trist_Playz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@goober8798 we haven't had any good since the animated show ended. The good were projects that she had little control over. Thats just a fact.

    • @anon6632
      @anon6632 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@goober8798 I found one of KK's staff

    • @vardiganxpl1698
      @vardiganxpl1698 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@goober8798it was uhhh. The creators of the Clone Wars show, Rogue One, and Battlefront that brought the best in the Disney era

  • @umngyr
    @umngyr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +339

    you know, there used to be an old saying. "The customer is always right, in matters of taste." This is where we are, now that entertainment companies have forgotten that.

    • @JakeSmith-st6vp
      @JakeSmith-st6vp 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah but its kk because it's WOKE so it's fine.

    • @chrisgarret3285
      @chrisgarret3285 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the people want woke though, we are a broken people

    • @Leonard.L.Church
      @Leonard.L.Church 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@JakeSmith-st6vpof course mate, being woke makes it good no matter what

    • @thisisobviouslynotmyrealname
      @thisisobviouslynotmyrealname 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If the purveyor of the product is diverse and inclusive, then you MUST like it, otherwise its hate. Its the same in politics.

    • @neimanhao5541
      @neimanhao5541 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      More like: "we won't be confident in our ability to totally control people unless we can dictate matters of taste to them and make them say they like it". Under communism how it wasn't enough to make people agree to not fight for control or disagree with those in power, it was making people say things out loud that they did not believe to be true. Honestly, if people actually acquired a taste for it, they'd change it to something else they didn't have a taste for and force them to say they liked the new thing that they don't actually like.

  • @innosoul7837
    @innosoul7837 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +930

    As far as we're concerned, everything after Disney acquired the IP is fanfiction.

    • @abcdefghij337
      @abcdefghij337 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Finally someone in the comments gets it!

    • @Stevexupen
      @Stevexupen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      i dunno man, it feels like it was written by someone who deeply hated the IP, not a fan.

    • @personthing88
      @personthing88 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      With a couple of exceptions
      I would say Rogue One was pretty good and did hold pretty well to canon - I would say it was the last good Star Wars movie

    • @Endelin
      @Endelin 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fans determine canon.

    • @251spartan
      @251spartan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      honestly im taking what it works, like the First Order SDs, i think it was Resurgent Class?, The Onagers Siege SDs, the precursor to the Mandator IV, and a few other nick and knacks and leaving the resto to rot on the curb. FRAK DISNEY, AND ITS CANNON

  • @generalimlerith8356
    @generalimlerith8356 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +766

    Jar jar looking pretty good right now

    • @doziergames
      @doziergames 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      hes my discord pfp LOL

    • @trisdensmith1618
      @trisdensmith1618 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @discrtidunkwn
      @discrtidunkwn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Mesa sinks, how wude

    • @ConnectFork
      @ConnectFork 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      HEHHHHHHHHH

    • @at0micl0bster
      @at0micl0bster 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      nah, those movies are still shit

  • @Justii218
    @Justii218 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    "The Fans aren't making you lose popularity, you are."

  • @IamW4RL0RD
    @IamW4RL0RD 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +922

    We already had a covenant of female witches that used the force. They were called the Nightsisters. We actually liked them. Why the fuck would they make a new one

    • @TheNeoVariable
      @TheNeoVariable 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because originality in Hollywood is dead, because the director of the show and president of lucas film absolute have to make it about themselves, and because these are lazy bitches who took 180 million to make a show and used 179 million on themselves.

    • @nocomment6421
      @nocomment6421 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

      Because modern days Regisseurs learn in university in the first two days that pissing on the fanbase, and screw with everything is the new standard.
      Its Not about money. Its about how many people can i get angry and depressed.

    • @jaybee8862
      @jaybee8862 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +153

      Because that covenant wasnt diverse enough...
      We needed a bunch of gay black witches to even things out...

    • @Chris-Cornell
      @Chris-Cornell 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I'm actually wondering if this is an origin story to the night sisters.

    • @Shayman94
      @Shayman94 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      How cool would a show based on the Nightsisters of Dathomir be? Instead of this inane slop?

  • @ЭрикКартман-ъ3б
    @ЭрикКартман-ъ3б 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1506

    "The Acolyte isnt ruining Star Wars - You Are"
    "The rapist is not raping you, it is you who is raping yourself."

    • @deplorible753
      @deplorible753 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

      "Just accept it"

    • @limoneadeGlass
      @limoneadeGlass 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +194

      These people would really just say "depends on the race of the rapist".

    • @OWnIshiiTrolling
      @OWnIshiiTrolling 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      Yeah, I mean, look at what you are wearing. You WANTED star wars to be like this, and you don't even appreciate it now that you're getting it.

    • @arbuzz7373
      @arbuzz7373 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@limoneadeGlassusually there’s only one race that does that🐵

    • @adrenjones9301
      @adrenjones9301 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      The more you struggle, the more Disney enjoys it.

  • @MrLolguy93
    @MrLolguy93 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +858

    180 million dollars guys

    • @Borzogo
      @Borzogo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Jesus...

    • @x0gucx
      @x0gucx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

      I don't understand where it went.
      Not makeup, costumes, effects, choreography, writing. Lee Jung - jae (squid game) has to be getting a 100mil check for this, it's the only logical answer

    • @sora-a
      @sora-a 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      @@x0gucx and the 80mil were used to launder

    • @Valkyraw
      @Valkyraw 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      this has to be some kind of money laundering.

    • @beowulfsrevenge4369
      @beowulfsrevenge4369 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      $22 million an episode. That's almost two Godzilla minus 1 per episode.
      Also this is on a streaming service, no TV ads, no DVD sales, and little to no merchandise will recoup the cost of this show.
      They'd have been better off burning that money.

  • @andresilvasophisma
    @andresilvasophisma 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    The best part of this episode was how a child was able to set an entire structure made of rock on fire.

    • @le_fancy_squid
      @le_fancy_squid 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You obviously didn't even watch the episode, clearly you would know that she did it by using 'the power of many'...

    • @SkipTwo
      @SkipTwo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That rock looked really flammable...

    • @andresilvasophisma
      @andresilvasophisma 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@le_fancy_squid either that or Force flames.

  • @moongoalie2410
    @moongoalie2410 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +411

    Who knew that a person that makes their whole personality revolve around their sexuality, would ruin anything they touch…

    • @alexanderzack3720
      @alexanderzack3720 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      anyone with a functioning brain... so nobody that is in charge there

    • @ChiefCrewin
      @ChiefCrewin 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You mean assistant to Harvey Weinstein Lesbian Headlamp?

  • @RagnaRogue
    @RagnaRogue 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +403

    "No, we have Bene Gesserit at home"
    The Bene Gesserit at home:

  • @HusKrWolf
    @HusKrWolf 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +575

    Choreography of the witches looks like some avant-garde artistic theatre bullshit

    • @biggusy25
      @biggusy25 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      I'm shocked that none of them were wiping their period blood on each other.. They got every other part right from those "art" displays.

    • @kalkhalinzhui1753
      @kalkhalinzhui1753 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@biggusy25 Period blood? Please tell me you're joking... 😨
      (And if you aren't, where was this "art display?")

    • @biggusy25
      @biggusy25 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kalkhalinzhui1753 Just Google it (in incognito mode). There's a million articles about it and some inage results. They seem to have hidden some of the more egregious examples tho..

    • @demoniclily1892
      @demoniclily1892 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      One witch looked like the force strings was massaging her g spot.

    • @willcall9431
      @willcall9431 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do you mean Autistic?

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Vader: “If you only knew the power of - “
    Witches: “The power of mannnnny”
    Vader: “Hold on.” (ignites lightsaber)

  • @ScytheNoire
    @ScytheNoire 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +910

    Disney is promoting children taking drugs. Spice in the Star Wars universe is a hardcore drug, and the children wanting spice treats is quite literally them doing drugs.
    Either that, or those hacks making the show don't know a damn thing about Star Wars.

    • @finfrog3237
      @finfrog3237 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

      Both

    • @don.keebles
      @don.keebles 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      I thought Spice is what made space travel possible? Whoever controls the Spice controls the universe?

    • @lesslighter
      @lesslighter 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      But without spice you won't have a voice in your head who calls you stud muffin

    • @DamienDarkside
      @DamienDarkside 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

      ​@@don.keebles That is Dune

    • @TheTruMan196
      @TheTruMan196 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

      They probably watched Dune, saw how popular it is, and thought spice was a good thing. That ain't Dune's fault btw, that's just the writers thinking Dune spice is the same as Star Wars spice 💀

  • @dotmadhack
    @dotmadhack 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +337

    Lesbian force witches seems like the kind of thing that Jedi and Sith team up to fight against.

    • @mudshovel289
      @mudshovel289 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      So in the clone wars cartoon they actually did introduce the Nightsisters. They use the Force in a different way than the Jedi or the Sith and don’t like either of them. Both Darth Maul and Ventress are from the original Nightsisters species but were eventually trained as Sith. But like the Jedi, Sith, and Mandalorians, any species can adopt their culture, and humans in the SW Galaxy have basically found a home everywhere.

    • @TheLurker1647
      @TheLurker1647 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      "No more brother wars"

    • @Slythey
      @Slythey 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mudshovel289 in the cartoon they introduced the ethnic lesbian night sisters, banned all intelligent males and had body positive fat jedi? crazy

    • @kazumazu3632
      @kazumazu3632 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@mudshovel289 I like the idea of dark side force users or regular force users from separate cultures that use the force in their own way, but ultimately the Jedi and Sith should be the pinnacle of what the force is capable of.
      I have no idea why these hack writers are making the nightsisters do shit that is super special

    • @josedavidcastillo9241
      @josedavidcastillo9241 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@mudshovel289 Yeah but Filoni didn't advertised the Night Sisters of Dathomir as the greatest thing ever just because they were powerful women. All the Dathomir lore is great but remember than Even George Lucas was involved throughout the creation of The Clone Wars.
      This whole new witches thing comes just from the mind of Lesly Hedland (or however it's written) and just exists to contradict already established lore by Lucas.

  • @Tarnished707
    @Tarnished707 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +334

    Me reading the title:
    “When do they not?”

    • @YELLOW617.
      @YELLOW617. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂

    • @Vandicoup
      @Vandicoup 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I miss the days when Star Wars wanted to actually unite and entertain the fans the best they can with every project. Back when Lucas and co. were still in charge....

    • @Darth_Conans
      @Darth_Conans 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      circa 1980

  • @TheASSedoTV
    @TheASSedoTV 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    That poor young actor. He will be remembered as “Anakin blew Death Star” guy. I genuinely feel sorry for him.

    • @Daniel__Nobre
      @Daniel__Nobre 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Me too. But it is his fault for:
      a) not researching the IP for which he is being payed a lot of money to act in (“research”.. because it’s just watching the damn movies and paying a minimal level of attention)
      b) lying about being a fan.. I mean.. c’mon. One thing is to like Star Wars and not remember the name of one character or something. Another is to say “yeah, I’m definitely a fan!” And then say Anakin blew up “a Death Star”.
      (Btw notice the “a”, Not “The” Death Star as well. “A” like there was many.. you know, just one of those “many things lying around the galaxy and shooting those light beams things..” probably.

    • @Loubox100
      @Loubox100 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@Daniel__Nobre for your last statement that's not that big of a deal that he said A instead of the. There were two different death stars in the originals and one in the sequels. It's not that big of a deal

    • @alextargaryen7886
      @alextargaryen7886 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      That clown is nearly 40 years old.

  • @memorexdrc
    @memorexdrc 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +280

    In response to that headline, "I'm not the one who needs me to consume your product. You are."

    • @richcast66
      @richcast66 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Modern media needs to learn to not bite the hand that feeds.

    • @zigrakudo4092
      @zigrakudo4092 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@richcast66 modern media thinks it's the other way around. lol. they think they are the hand that feeds, and that we are biting them. that's why they are acting the way they are. they feel offended if we dont like what they make

    • @rafadylewski7190
      @rafadylewski7190 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@richcast66 Modern media needs to realize that the rest of the world outside of central California & Hollywood is not a proglodyte golem farm.

  • @silversobe
    @silversobe 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

    Evil cannot create, it can only distort and destroy

    • @ImperativeGames
      @ImperativeGames 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      ...and then it blames others for everything bad that happens.
      Tolkien shares his wisdom with us so we can think further.
      Modern "writers" demand that we think exactly how they are ordering us to think... and become enraged when we refuse, decide to think on our own.

    • @Oh-five-six-nine
      @Oh-five-six-nine 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Evil? It's a bad plot, but huh?

    • @KleinMoretti-pm4po
      @KleinMoretti-pm4po 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Oh-five-six-nineevil in this context are the exec bigwigs at disney calling shots behind th show

    • @sacredpower7530
      @sacredpower7530 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Oh-five-six-nineLet em cook

    • @thisguy103
      @thisguy103 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Oh-five-six-nine once is an accident twice is suspicious, nearly every single thing disney put out is pure agenda driven trash, its intentional

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +282

    Warhammer: _does a bad retcon_
    Disney's Star Wars: "Woah! Let me try!"

    • @alyassuppaleridhil7892
      @alyassuppaleridhil7892 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Warhammer does the 1984 move.
      Star Wars does the "Cleopatra: Netflix Documentary".

    • @Slightly-Acceptable-Nerd
      @Slightly-Acceptable-Nerd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Disney's Star Wars: Let me try AGAIN.

    • @Hewkll
      @Hewkll 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So far Warhammer has only done one small thing in one document, but I shudder to think about what they can do with new shows on Warhammer Plus. So far it's been good stuff but as popularity grows, the incentive to make terrible, forced-diversity slop will grow along with it

  • @jessefay4984
    @jessefay4984 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Id like to see a picture of the writing team..😂

  • @dimosguy
    @dimosguy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +223

    Nightsisters: We all died for something so stupid....

    • @StihlmaddArborist
      @StihlmaddArborist 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I am willing to let them have that hill.

    • @KateyIsLost
      @KateyIsLost 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      im so happy they haven't touched the nightsisters

    • @rsmith8113
      @rsmith8113 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nobody will miss them either

    • @francestaylor9156
      @francestaylor9156 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@KateyIsLost - you're not wrong.

  • @PalpatinesPlumber
    @PalpatinesPlumber 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

    "Twice the Pride, Double the Fall" - Count Dooku

    • @Jack_the_Rizzler69
      @Jack_the_Rizzler69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @lushdontu4015
      Yes his fans are based. Now dilate

    • @RedArmyShogun
      @RedArmyShogun 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@lushdontu4015 Go away tourist, keep move'n on/

    • @ogsolmyr5322
      @ogsolmyr5322 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@lushdontu4015 it's called being normal.

    • @sacredpower7530
      @sacredpower7530 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Facts

    • @christianalanwilson434
      @christianalanwilson434 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      twice the pride flags, double the cringe

  • @stevequincy388
    @stevequincy388 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

    "The power of one, the power of two, the power of manyyyyyyyyy!" 😂

    • @biggusy25
      @biggusy25 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      The power of buckling my shooooooe!

    • @BrantMarcksson
      @BrantMarcksson 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Cringe level >9,000

    • @cadettrudell1122
      @cadettrudell1122 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Man-kneeee

    • @Boogen4k
      @Boogen4k 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂

  • @Prast_GRZID
    @Prast_GRZID 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Rest in peace star wars

    • @Loubox100
      @Loubox100 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's been dead since 1999 mate

  • @AntizombiRUS
    @AntizombiRUS 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +207

    Each new Star Wars makes me cheer for Dark Side more

    • @joshjo9405
      @joshjo9405 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Well, the dark side gets the cool powers

    • @AlexLionson
      @AlexLionson 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Except Andor yeah.

    • @nojuanatall3281
      @nojuanatall3281 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I've always cheered for Yoda.

    • @kylemenos
      @kylemenos 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Welcome to the Far-right

    • @quigglyz
      @quigglyz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@kylemenosno he said “dark side” not “good guys”

  • @paparoxo3606
    @paparoxo3606 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +273

    Somehow, Kathleen Kennedy is still in charge of Lucasfilm.

    • @birb353
      @birb353 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      No idea how she hasn’t been fired yet despite completely ruining an ’’unkillable’’ franchise with shity political ideas

    • @David888833
      @David888833 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Some how how HOW ?! 😂

    • @HellaSayHella
      @HellaSayHella 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She and Headland have dirt on Iger probably. Like proof him and Weinstein partied together at Epstein Island.

    • @jasonbaird1645
      @jasonbaird1645 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tinfoil hat time: a woman in Hollyweird for 45 years probably has dirt on everyone. Letting her make garbage like this is the price of her silence.
      I know it sounds crazy, but what other explanation is there? SW hasn't turned a profit in a while, Indy 5 lost nine figures, and Willow was outright removed from D+ because it was so bad. She can't still be in charge based on her results.

    • @derboss7236
      @derboss7236 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@birb353well shes a woman thats all u really have to do if u work at Disney

  • @LivingFire_BurningFlame
    @LivingFire_BurningFlame 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1757

    Hot take: this is the most based Star Wars episode ever. It says that two women can’t create life without dark witchcraft and that a fatherless home leads to unstable children and a complete breakdown of the family. Based Leslye CHADland.

    • @KategariYami
      @KategariYami 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

      That's actually an interesting take. I am currently interested in the series and this is interesting.

    • @kahn7543
      @kahn7543 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +137

      Let him cook

    • @JohnSmith-kf8mv
      @JohnSmith-kf8mv 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      One of the women is a transwoman

    • @clairemadeinheaven
      @clairemadeinheaven 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I can't tell

    • @OneWayTwoBrazil
      @OneWayTwoBrazil 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      One of the twins wanted to leave the cult so she committed a little arson and ran off with the squid game jedi guy like the rat she is.

  • @DefNotSeraph
    @DefNotSeraph 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    this gives me major "don't you guys have smartphones?" vibes...

  • @vancodusan9554
    @vancodusan9554 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +141

    when they switched to a different tone chanting "power of maaaaaany" with that choreography I started to laugh so hard lmao

    • @UnknownUnknown-cj2wz
      @UnknownUnknown-cj2wz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Power of geeeeeeeeyyyyy

    • @francestaylor9156
      @francestaylor9156 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I can't laugh. It hurts too much. I just shake my head in absolute disappointment. I'm glad you get some enjoyment out of it though. lol

    • @doublep1980
      @doublep1980 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Keep in mind: this cringefest had a budget of 180 $ Million, allegedly...
      That's more that Dune Part 1 cost!

    • @VitunVatiVille
      @VitunVatiVille 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@doublep1980 All that money for this crap? Jesus...

  • @dillon7395
    @dillon7395 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +500

    Disney being Disney, black kids without their fathers.....smh

    • @WolfRhymesEntertainment
      @WolfRhymesEntertainment 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ok so i was thinking that black people should just make their own movies instead of plastering their image onto white characters but then i thought well isnt that what you white people did to jesus? for it's written he will return with feet colored fine bras that has been in a furnace. you guys are barely getting a taste of what it feels like when we were bombarded by white people in the entertainment industries especially porn which is 95 % caucasian and jewish males like how do you think that makes us feel that for more than 100 years yall been promoting your skin your blue eyes as women never compliment us unless we are tall to make up for the fact that we dont have blue eyes? just because now your being bombarded with black or darker people for what? only 5 years since the woke went viral, oh no we have to put a stop to this because you're furious. just endure the flames as we did fkn winers!

    • @sechabatheletsane9784
      @sechabatheletsane9784 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What does this have to do with black kids, you telling me if you saw white kids doing this it would make it better?

    • @scottphillips6005
      @scottphillips6005 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      lol, I didn't even think about that

    • @vikkran401
      @vikkran401 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Isn't that true for white kids as well? Does anyone in Disney really have a father, which isn't killed off before or during the film?

    • @sechabatheletsane9784
      @sechabatheletsane9784 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I don't get what this has to do with black kids. So if they were white this scene would've been better?

  • @AnimatedCardboard
    @AnimatedCardboard 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +147

    This makes Lizzo's cameo in Mando look like Darth Maul ligniting the second side of his lightsaber.

    • @soriba391
      @soriba391 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Nah, that and the little Leia chase are still crimes

    • @metalhead522
      @metalhead522 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@soriba391compared to this shit though? I’d rather have a damn lizzo chase scene than ever have to see this shit again

    • @eeveeofalltrades4780
      @eeveeofalltrades4780 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Hey, at least Lizzo matched her role: a queen who lives in a palace eating banquets and doing nothing all day.

    • @GlassesnMouthplates
      @GlassesnMouthplates 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I fucking hate that episode but at least I could still stomach it knowing that it was just a one-off appearance, and honestly I didn't even know who Lizzo was when I watched that episode.

    • @mikehunt4265
      @mikehunt4265 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@metalhead522 I'd actually love to see a lizzo chase scene just to see what the special effects team pulls off, cause you know she ain't running 😂

  • @LuigiZard22
    @LuigiZard22 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Yoda watched this episode just before Luke got to Dagobah for the final time. This is why Yoda chose to die.

  • @Ty-dk6qu
    @Ty-dk6qu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +168

    I really don't understand how these media producing companies haven't realized forcing shit stories for the sake of political agenda is never going to get a good reaction.
    Then they act like everyone's homophobic, sexist or racist?
    There's forever been different ethnicities, genders and sexualities represented in shows and movies. 1990-2010 has so many I loved watching growing up, no one complained then because they weren't forced, therefore making them crap

    • @shannenmr
      @shannenmr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      1. "The Mission" consumes every moment of their life, 2. Its a built in excuse when they ultimately fail because they are bad at this job because they were only hired because of point 1.

    • @italianspiderman5012
      @italianspiderman5012 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hubris, sheer f****** hubris, they think that they can force you to watch it through gaslighting, and mind you it does work to an extent.

    • @soldat88hun
      @soldat88hun 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They don't care, it's about making sure they control every last bit of media and your life.

    • @haraldbredsdorff2699
      @haraldbredsdorff2699 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They do not write it to convince. They write it to shame you from expressing your honest opinion, and believe you are alone in them. It is basically Pravda from the USSR.
      They know they lie, you know they lie, but they keep telling lies anyway.

    • @sianais
      @sianais 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hubris. They can't be wrong since their goal is good and for the greater good. You see the same mentality in religious fanatics that will stone their own child to save their soul for "through greater good." The Salem witch trials was fuelled by this mentality. These people never stop to think or ask if they have become the monster they fight or worse because they are on the side of good.
      They act like it's the 1950s because acknowledging none of what they push being needed makes them worthless.

  • @Capper_Bra
    @Capper_Bra 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +133

    Remember. Star Wars fans decide what is canon and what is not

    • @thechosenone2611
      @thechosenone2611 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It deadass might happen, not for a long time, but it could

    • @kerianhalcyon2769
      @kerianhalcyon2769 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thechosenone2611 At the rate Disney's losing money, "a long time" can potentially be within a decade. You never know.

    • @ironsentinel6047
      @ironsentinel6047 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      All 3 of them.

    • @igson-in4rd
      @igson-in4rd 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is all a bad dream Plagueis is having

    • @Cidolfus1
      @Cidolfus1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This cringy shit has been in the lore for decades among a lot of other cringy shit. Why are fans shocked?

  • @scottphillips6005
    @scottphillips6005 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +333

    We judged the holiday special too harshly.

    • @francestaylor9156
      @francestaylor9156 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Best comment lol

    • @randomgai7531
      @randomgai7531 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lol

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      atleast it tried no matter how horrible it was it fucking tried

    • @SpaghettiThePingas
      @SpaghettiThePingas 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The holiday special predicted VR p*rn. Just thought it was a cool title detail from it that id share.

    • @moongoalie2410
      @moongoalie2410 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The holiday special is unironcally more closely related to Star Wars lore than the Acolyte lmao

  • @sammcdermott78
    @sammcdermott78 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    IT seems like they tried to copy the Bene Gesserit, but I doubt they actually thought much about it and really just wanted some space witches (which already existed in major Star Wars media - the Nightsisters, who already have a tragic but compelling story)

    • @toucane2124
      @toucane2124 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Night sisters are white/pale tho, so of course that wouldn't work. The nightsisters belong to a bigger group, the witches of Dathomir, which could have been used.

  • @abdelarch8038
    @abdelarch8038 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    They’ve fully devolved into writing “No u” articles

  • @YELLOW617.
    @YELLOW617. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

    It feels like a fever dream. What the fuck is happening to Star Wars franchise?

    • @joshjo9405
      @joshjo9405 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      Lesbians apparently

    • @TheSCBGeneral
      @TheSCBGeneral 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nepotism and diversity hiring happened.

    • @arlisongbird9386
      @arlisongbird9386 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      What is happening to many franchises.. the 'Dei side'

    • @didiwever834
      @didiwever834 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      its not jsut star wars. most entertainment in the west is like this.

    • @Zunedoodle77
      @Zunedoodle77 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      WTF happened indeed.

  • @ricecake4588
    @ricecake4588 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    The only way you'd know this was a Star Wars clip is if somebody told you.

    • @Desolaytore
      @Desolaytore 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      It's like some cheese ass Hallmark show combined with a CW show.

    • @TheLurker1647
      @TheLurker1647 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Even the cheeziest Star Trek episodes were never this bad.

  • @zimti7390
    @zimti7390 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    I thought the force was midochlorine or whatever its called, not Voodoo

    • @queenvader9498
      @queenvader9498 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      even a non star wars fan can do better than disney 😂

    • @PietroMaximoff2015
      @PietroMaximoff2015 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      At this point, I was expecting them to go full "Ade Due Damballa"
      Like, seriously, what the hell is this?

  • @RedEyesBlackKnight
    @RedEyesBlackKnight 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +212

    "Are you sure this will help us sell more burgers?"
    "....burgers?"

    • @sparklertv6637
      @sparklertv6637 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      More like "boogers"

    • @skuffidux-1
      @skuffidux-1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      - i thought we are selling cakes with shit...

    • @ArielCleirigh
      @ArielCleirigh 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Leave Hamburger alone.

    • @jamespadgett8660
      @jamespadgett8660 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Iconic meme.

    • @PherPhur
      @PherPhur 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      furburgers

  • @cameroonkendrick6312
    @cameroonkendrick6312 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +152

    “This should not be used as a weapon”
    Proceeds to take a life in the most brutal way possible

  • @sneaky4279
    @sneaky4279 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    "That's not how the force works!" -Han Solo

    • @whenpigsfly8178
      @whenpigsfly8178 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "I'm a droid's secks slayv" - Young Disney Han Solo

  • @miazuki916
    @miazuki916 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Imagine if in this moment Anakin walked in and started cutting everyone down, it would be immediately a hit

  • @Equitine
    @Equitine 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    that seems like a poor attempt to do the night sisters. very very poor attempt

    • @chrisnewsome2589
      @chrisnewsome2589 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That was where I thought they were going early on in the episode, shoulda known better.

    • @eeveeofalltrades4780
      @eeveeofalltrades4780 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Why not just use the Nightsisters? They still existed at this point.

    • @taddad2641
      @taddad2641 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@eeveeofalltrades4780 true but they weren't lesbians. they were a matriarchy that ruled over the men, not teaching em their weird magic/force powers.

    • @superblanco444
      @superblanco444 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@eeveeofalltrades4780they’re stupid

    • @GlassesnMouthplates
      @GlassesnMouthplates 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@eeveeofalltrades4780If there's something that people in-charge in modern Hollywood hates more other than strong male characters in entertainment, it would be strong female characters made by other people other than themselves.

  • @jamesforbes5616
    @jamesforbes5616 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +219

    "The power of one, the power of two, the power of... ahh fuck I can't count past two."

    • @NotYourBusiness-bp2qn
      @NotYourBusiness-bp2qn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Math is racist.

    • @PROVOCATEURSK
      @PROVOCATEURSK 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      The power of the 13%.

    • @oofdotcom420
      @oofdotcom420 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      the power of 13% causes 50% of galactic crime 😂

    • @PatgaW609
      @PatgaW609 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Valve Syndrome

    • @littleboy3459
      @littleboy3459 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I CAN ONLY COUNT TO
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  • @rahn45
    @rahn45 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +168

    Star Wars then: Space battles and space wizard.
    Star Wars now: A really bad musical.

    • @MarcoBayod_MB
      @MarcoBayod_MB 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      have you met the Ewoks?

    • @adb888
      @adb888 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MarcoBayod_MB Even the Ewoks didn't look like they were about to engage in weird lesbian orgy.

    • @rsmith8113
      @rsmith8113 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Star Wars now: Synchronised periods

  • @Chebab-Chebab
    @Chebab-Chebab 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I wrote and directed a primary school play. It was called Star Wars: The Galactic Threat.
    I managed to include OG characters, prequel and sequel characters.
    I managed this by having the black hole at the centre of the SW galaxy pulsate gravitational waves (carrying the prequel and sequel characters to the time of the play - just after the BBY).
    I had model space battles, original music and FX, lore references, SW dad jokes and puns, and a freaking awesome lightsabre battle.
    If I learn how to merge the two files and put it on YT, I'll do it.

    • @appallingace6449
      @appallingace6449 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Let me know, ill be waiting to see how much better it is

  • @R3tr0w1
    @R3tr0w1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +145

    Didn't they already do that with the Rise of Skywalker

    • @joshjo9405
      @joshjo9405 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah

    • @MaxxZimonick
      @MaxxZimonick 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I though they did, but this is a new low. I didn't believe it could get any worse, and now this.

    • @Kevin-mx4vm
      @Kevin-mx4vm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rise of the Skywalker

    • @elithebomberx3798
      @elithebomberx3798 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nope

    • @roma8423
      @roma8423 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yes, but somehow there’s been a new low reached. It was already dead, but it’s like a Dwight Schrute family funeral where you open up the coffin and proceed to shoot your loved one with a fucking shotgun… just to be sure. You did it, Disney, you’ve done it now. It’s DEAD DEAD

  • @bladezoidz
    @bladezoidz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    This literally just takes away the entirety of Anakin, who is the chosen one, being born of the force being such a massive thing

    • @brandonsmith2172
      @brandonsmith2172 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I dont watch this show, i’m confused what was the ritual about and what does it mean about Anakin?

    • @bladezoidz
      @bladezoidz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      @@brandonsmith2172 basically a ritual that allows a child to be born of the force, ya know one of the things that tipped Qui-Gon off to Anakin maybe being the chosen one of the jedi prophecy since no such thing has ever happened in galactic history

    • @brandonsmith2172
      @brandonsmith2172 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@bladezoidz Wow! Ok.and this takes place when in the timeline?

    • @brandonsmith2172
      @brandonsmith2172 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bladezoidz Wow. And when does this take place in the timeline?

    • @bladezoidz
      @bladezoidz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@brandonsmith2172 high republic if I remember correctly? Either way I know it takes place long before Anakin was born

  • @bushisback112
    @bushisback112 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +264

    LMAO. I love how nearly the entire fanbase of star wars just refuses to consider any of this canon

    • @SwamSmokey
      @SwamSmokey 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      There's Star Wars and then there's Disney Star Wars.

    • @SeriousDragonify
      @SeriousDragonify 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@SwamSmokeyAnd there's crazy cult fanbase on both.

    • @TymaDem
      @TymaDem 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@SeriousDragonifywho hurt you?

    • @SeriousDragonify
      @SeriousDragonify 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@TymaDem Pointless stupid question.
      Ask something smart.

    • @robertstutesman7764
      @robertstutesman7764 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SeriousDragonify wow you are upset, show us on the doll where the bad man touched you.

  • @Our.cat-777
    @Our.cat-777 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "The Acolyte isn't ruining star wars. You are". I don't know what to say. I mean, they are blaming us for the failure of Disney?! This is not star wars. Soon, the star wars holidays special will be considered better than this crap.

  • @coulsonintahiti
    @coulsonintahiti 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

    Will never stop reminding people that Disney retconned the Thrawn Trilogy, the New Jedi Order series, and the entire Old Republic Era so they could make this shit.

    • @finfrog3237
      @finfrog3237 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      We got High Republic instead as well. Lol. They went full regard with meh Rey Sue Palpatine as well.

    • @deaconthethird3218
      @deaconthethird3218 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      If some bizarro musical crap like this was in the KOTOR games, I'd sympathize with HK's contempt for meatbags too.

    • @mrlugh
      @mrlugh 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I don't see this comment enough. In fact, it's the first time i've seen someone else say it. They had a ready made amazing trilogy laid out of them, and instead they tried to intpret their used toilet paper as a script.

    • @breezy3176
      @breezy3176 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@deaconthethird3218 Don't need a musical to have contempt for the meatbags that are clearly a waste of space

    • @noahfessenden6478
      @noahfessenden6478 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Whenever I hear somebody say "bring [insert favorite EU character here] into canon,"all I can think of is how they want somebody in the same timeline as Luke drinking alien tiddy milk instead of New Jedi Order Luke.

  • @morte2504
    @morte2504 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

    This doesn't even feel like Star Wars, just some amateur high budget Star Wars lookalike crap

    • @javiercarrillo2640
      @javiercarrillo2640 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And I have watch fan films and cosplayers that have looked better than this

    • @Matt..S
      @Matt..S 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hate it, but this has been around since Clone Wars introduced Nightsisters. This is just the entire Dathomir cringe all over again. You just don't know about it because you skipped the animated show and are now surprised it seeps into live action

    • @41Nizmo
      @41Nizmo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      its a bad tween angst novel and I refuse to see it as anything else

    • @starbucklone
      @starbucklone 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Matt..S Dathomir Witches were mentioned back in 1994 since Jedi Academy. It wasn't much of a description, but nevertheless - this specific portrayal of them in this video is just super cringe....

    • @Matt..S
      @Matt..S 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@starbucklone At least these ones have no fantasy babble and green smoke. Honestly felt a bit more like the Zeffo approach to force, which wasn't even that terrible, just the execution. All in all, fanfics and lore additions to SW have ALWAYS been terrible. Only difference is that now they get branded as more official and are filmed, while previously they just rotted on comic book store shelves and bad video games(although Jedi Outcast was cool, hence why Mandalorian stole pretty much half of it)

  • @penguinmonk7661
    @penguinmonk7661 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +231

    "Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made."
    -Not an actual Tolkien quote but boy is it a good one-

    • @Hewkll
      @Hewkll 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Feels like it could have been a Bible quote. By "good forces" Tolken probably meant God, he wrote the whole thing as allegory

    • @IvanSoregashi
      @IvanSoregashi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fucking retarded quote tbh. Evil can create just fine, ok?

    • @BoredOuttaMyMind
      @BoredOuttaMyMind 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It’s kind of a paraphrasing of what Tolkien wrote once. Same general message, just less flowery wording

    • @Delnorei
      @Delnorei 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Hewkll I'm gonna have to pull you up on that, he had stated multiple times in letters that he did *not* write it as allegory. People may see it that way, and it can be interpreted that way, but he was quite emphatic that he never wrote it to be allegory.

    • @Delnorei
      @Delnorei 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      and just to drive the point home - his own words:
      "I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history - true or feigned- with its varied applicability to the thought and experience of readers. I think that many confuse applicability with allegory, but the one resides in the freedom of the reader, and the other in the purposed domination of the author."
      JRR Tolkien, Foreword to The Lord of the Rings

  • @Savage-nv6wr
    @Savage-nv6wr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Damn , this makes the baby Leah chase scene look like the birth of Darth Vader !

  • @ahmetefetopkaya8987
    @ahmetefetopkaya8987 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    Now Starkiller looks more cannon.

  • @Vifnis
    @Vifnis 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +296

    >men do something
    >women "we can do it better"

    • @iemzaf
      @iemzaf 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +136

      >Proceeds to destroy the thing
      >Women "it's men's fault"

    • @TheRedBrethren
      @TheRedBrethren 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Didn’t happen at all but ok

    • @FourthExile
      @FourthExile 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      >it's not gay
      >women "make it gay"

    • @deaconthethird3218
      @deaconthethird3218 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      If your aim is roasting women and not Disney, the soulless rodent monster of a corporation that are razing a franchise they didn't start, your aim is worse than any storm trooper in the movies.

    • @FourthExile
      @FourthExile 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@deaconthethird3218 hahaha "You're no better than the people that built this place.." - Dr Grant. Jurassic Park 3

  • @polo5760
    @polo5760 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +227

    Did they just ruin the entire trilogy and beyond

    • @joshjo9405
      @joshjo9405 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Yep

    • @Justpassingby204
      @Justpassingby204 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Disney did that a decade ago

    • @quigglyz
      @quigglyz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It’s not canon, so no

    • @Akakiryuushin
      @Akakiryuushin 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      seriously they ruined it in ep 7 when it said JK the rebellion didnt do shit and we are back to square 1

    • @chriswihulu
      @chriswihulu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      ​@@Akakiryuushin and in 8 with "let go of the past, kill it if you have to" and 9 with "Somehow, Palpatine survived"

  • @rubberroast1598
    @rubberroast1598 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The biggest franchise in movie history that was geared to young men, who liked Space battles, sophisticated villains, Lightsabres, snappy dialogues and sassy characters, and top notch special effects. Hand that franchise over to all woman for scripting, directing and management, who completely change the formula the whole thing was based on. It's not fun watching anymore, it's become a non-stop lecture about empowerment and progressiveness. And not relatable at all to the SW original viewer base.

  • @kenkaneki3873
    @kenkaneki3873 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    The Power of One The Power of Two The Power of manyyyyyyy more fans leaving.

    • @LuckyLiarK
      @LuckyLiarK 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There is already no fan left, people who watch this is either curios how disney can fuk up more or people that have brain rot.

  • @EquisBeta
    @EquisBeta 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    Umm, I would call this a parody, but that would be an insult to Spaceballs.

  • @shadowviruz
    @shadowviruz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    Lightsabers.
    Aliens.
    Droids.
    Space ships.
    Thats literally all you need for Star Wars how do they keep messing this up?

    • @MrJturner74
      @MrJturner74 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Intentional sabatoge by KK to destroy Bob Iger at the orders of George Lucas.

    • @thedofflin
      @thedofflin 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Don't even need lightsabers, or aliens, see how well Andor did

    • @crumbopulis
      @crumbopulis 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      GALACTIC WAR

    • @parklife27
      @parklife27 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      well by their logic, "modern audiences" need "modern entertainment"

    • @LiMaMuFu
      @LiMaMuFu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      "Wait... what is it? Star Wars is about a lesbian love and fighting white bad guy who oppress gay handicapped single trans mothers" - Current Star Wars producers/Directors/Actors

  • @THEMIGH3Y
    @THEMIGH3Y หลายเดือนก่อน

    Say Goodbye to Starwar Welcome to Warhammer 40k
    For the Emperor

  • @Twister980
    @Twister980 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    I got off the ice during The Force Awakens, I saw the small cracks forming.
    Now the ice is cracking further and forming floe, which is finally forcing everyone else to notice how bad it's become.

    • @porkfoot
      @porkfoot 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The ice broke with Episode 7. It shattered completely with 8. We're just watching all the pieces melt and the survivors drown.

  • @Railow77
    @Railow77 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Remember Mother Talzin from the Clone Wars Series. That's how Star wars witches are supposed to be

  • @Kerran_Lionward
    @Kerran_Lionward 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    Gonna need palpatine to execute order 66 again.

    • @jonlosito2004
      @jonlosito2004 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes my lord

  • @kkbaby30
    @kkbaby30 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Regardless of who they believe is making Star Wars bad, at least they agree that it's bad. That's progress.