2:25 Machine wakes up 2:37 Claw goes down for the first time, fails 2:58 Claw begins to move, cut out 3:05 Claw moves firstly from left to right, then from front to back 3:19 Claw lightly adjusts its location 11:24 Claw stumbles a little, but succedes in traversing the box 11:33 Claw tries for the second time, fails, but is slowly learning, then goes to default location 12:51 Claw tries to position itself more precisely 13:11 Claw's third attempt is a complete failure, goes back to meditate a little 14:44 Claw tries a different approach 14:52 Fourth and last attempt for the Holy Grail, fails, but shows promise
It makes sense. A lightsaber goes through a wound and burns it, cauterizing it from the inside. But a throwing knife can be thrown with complete precision at the heart of a Jedi Master, instantly killing them because nothing cauterized the wound. In fact, Qui-Gon dying upon being stabbed through the gut only happened because he was a chump that didn’t think about getting his wound cauterized. /s
@@StarPlatinum3000obvious satire, but the lightsaber would not only cauterize the wound but also liquify and boil any internal organs remotely near the stab… so realistically no way of surviving a lightsaber stab in the direct midsection of the torso
It's precisely because they thought Star Wars was a money-making machine that it was ruined by Disney writers. Disney sells crappy sequels because they don't know how to do authenticity anymore.
At this point Disney is like a band desperately trying to recreate their one hit song but missing every time because they sacrificed the melody, rhythm, and lyrics.
They should really just try something brand new and not work off a formula. Also--shameless plug--I'm hoping some of you might like the music I make too :)
The Vespa chase scene isn't even the worst chase scene in Star Wars. The scene from the Obi-Wan Kenobi series was much worse. Trained bounty hunters running into clearly visible obstacles and comically let her escape through narrow paths that they could easily fit through until Leia runs right up to her pursuers and they capture her anyway. This is also the same series where Obi-Wan smuggles that same child out of a top secret Imperial Prison using the old child in a trenchcoat technique.
Right. I was thinking the same thing. A toddler wobbling around somehow outruns trained bounty hunters, and we are supposed to just believe that is possible. I saw someone made a video of that and overlaid the Rugrats theme song, and I was like yep, that pretty much nails it. Look... I expect to have to have some suspension of disbelief in the show about laser swords and emotional magic in space... but there are limits to how far that suspension can stretch before it simply just breaks.
Honestly pissed me off when Charlie asked if it could be worse than TBOBF, when we have Kenobi. That alongside The Acolyte are by far the worst Star Wars shows of all time. There is nothing redeemable about either of them.
Yeah... the only fully good one so far is Andor. Kenobi almost stopped me watching any of them it was just that bad. The Mandalorian makes the cultist Mando's out to be dumb redneck zealots and they are supposed to be the good guys. TBOBF is maybe one of the biggest wastes of talent I have ever seen. Ashoka simply assumes you know the characters and makes little sense while making the New Republic out to be corrupt selfish idiots. One of the marks of good writing is that you understand the bad guys motivation and reasons, but, in so much of this the bad guy is just another totalitarian psychopath with delusions of grandeur. Acolyte certainly has issues, but picking on the burning stone fort or fire in a vacuum is kind of missing the point in a canonical universe where lasers go pew in space and you can hear TIE engines there. I have no problem with portraying the Jedi as child stealing zealots, because if you are in a spiritual force user faith, then that is what they look like. Mostly it just feels like YA entertainment that does not stand up well to thinking about it. They still have time to screw it up properly, but it is by far not the worst Disney Star Wars.
Yup. Thats what Charlie said. In the video we all just watched. But thanks for reminding us that he said something we all just heard him say! And thanks for the comment that does nothing but bring more of these bots around!
It boggles my mind how Disney is working with a franchise that holds INFINITE potential, and they cannot for the life of them create a product that is beyond a 6/10. There are obviously exceptions, like the animated shows and Andor. But they have pumped out more Star Wars in 12 years than George did in 30, and yet the bad manages to vastly outweigh the good. That is fucking crazy.
Andor was garbage with no stakes trying to rewrite the Rebellion. There was no reason for that show, the guy was dead by the end of his first appearance. We know he lives to Rogue One. The animated is even worse. Star Wars Rebels was the absolute worst garbage until the rest of the Disney Shows came out.
@@justinlast2lastharder749adding depth to something isn’t rewriting it and saying that there are no stakes to Andor is like saying there are no stakes to the prequels.
I don't understand why people torture themselves watching this stuff. The house of mouse has committed itself to producing slop and there's no point in even watching this mess anymore. I think some people just want to rage out at this point lol
Lets not forget the director of this show was harvery weinsteins assistant for years, who SOMEHOW had no idea what was going on, despite being seperated by only a door.
What makes the Jedi Master dying to a kitchen knife hurt even more, is that in recent memory, there have been 4 times on screen where someone has gotten stabbed in the abdomen/chest area with a lightsaber and has been perfectly fine afterwards.
People have survived being run through by swords while others have died to shrapnel smaller than a nail nicking an artery or internal organ. Biological organisms are big blobs of self repairing goo with a billion little weak points strewn out through body in the form of tiny hoses. So no, I'm not particularly bothered by that. Nor do light sabers actually act like a plasma/laser sword. The amount of heat they demonstrably transfer to something like a metal droid would cause the user and their surrounding to light on fire. It is, and always has been, a magic sword that does what is needed according to the plot.
None of them got stabbed in the heart, that's an instant kill in nearly every case, sabres also cauterise the wound, giving you a chance. Not that I've even watched the show or wish to defend it, just saying.
@scottneil1187 But I mean you also get a stick of - what, plasma? - through some important bodily organs. Doesn't it liquefy your insides basically? And I mean not dying to an abdomen wound vs surviving I guess Qui-Gon is just a pansy
Hey guys, get this: According to the bought and paid for news articles of Acolyte, everyone who hates it is just toxic, and the series is misunderstood! I kid you not, they are legit blaming the fans for the commercial failure of the show. Man, I never knew I could spontaneously become bigoted just from watching Acolyte!
Delusional woke robots are gonna keep being delusional. If people hate their horrendous piles of shit they just blame the fans and continue making trash
“Fanfiction” is a little too generous, since the people that made this aren’t even fans. At least the 13yr olds writing fanfics try to put some passion in to their stories, even if it still turns out to be cringe
Hey, as a former fanfic writer, that’s an insult to fanfiction. I assure you I’ve seen 13-year olds write infinitely more imaginative and compelling writing than this kind of slop.
Made by people whose fathers either disowned them or never gave them the time of day, who are now on a life's mission to inculcate society at large with their sad perceptions on life force and the source of energy in the universe, all in order to justify and fill that massive gaping hole in their souls that a good family life would have filled as nature intended.
Jedi Master Trinity died to a cheese knife to the chest in a universe where people have been surviving impalement on lightsabers left, right and centre.
Not to mention Maul surviving literally being sliced in half, and Vader surviving both his legs and his remaining arm being chopped off, and burnt alive in molten lava lmao
not to mention, did u see how deep the knife went? it wouldnt even have reached the heart, knife was about 2 inches deep, but this is a small detail i noticed...
@@sneakydragon2352 I actually was thinking of that too. Also, if it did hit her heart, she would’ve dropped immediately. Not any of this “oof, you got me” and slowly drop to the floor bullshit lmao
Disney needs to let Star Wars rest. Like, good lord.. (I didn't expect this to be up for debate. Honestly, I think it's cool if you like the new Star Wars. This is just my opinion - it's as valid as yours. I just don't like anything they've done to the series recently.)
Dude spends a decade in a force field, meditating, somehow lives without eating, drinking or pooping, gets talked into killing himself in 30 seconds, saying "I've been expecting you, Mae." Mae, NOT Osha! Meaning he KNEW Mae survived...and he tells no one????!!! Especially the grieving sister?!? There's no coming back from such idiotic writing.
except the sequels were 1000% better than the prequels. The only 2 movies that star wars fans didn't bitch about are the first 2. There is no pleasing star wars fans. you are not a logical group.
family guy did a better job at explaining how Palpatine returned in Episode 9 than Disney ever could: _something something dark side, something something complete_
Is it just me or is Hollywood RELYING on the “Hey, let’s turn our brain off to enjoy this”. I think creativity is lacking and greed is high. It’s really that simple.
Finally someone has said it, I think Godzilla x Kong was terrible for this exact reason though I will probably get a lot of people disagreeing with me there since that movie was well recieved by the internet
@@brianmattei7134 Dude, it's bad. The biggest episode of Game of Thrones at its height of popularity, The Battle of the Bastards, had a budget of $11 million, and is better than anything Disney have done in their Star Wars TV shows. I'm not even a big Game of Thrones fan, but a $180 million dollar budget for any television show is absolutely ridiculous. There is no way they will ever make that money back from this show. Edit: As many people pointed out, I didn't proof read and accidentally missed adding another 1 to the GoT budget. My fault, it should be $11 million, so I've corrected it now. Thanks everyone. 😊
@@brianmattei7134it's bad... Because the sets, costumes, special effects are all topnotch in dune 2, some even were mind-blowing. What's their excuse?
It is 100% inflated salaries. Imagine a world in which anyone who makes less money than someone else can claim it's because of an ism or phobia. Who _wouldn't_ be taking advantage of that?
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@litrogue6328 Great timing, I had a question about your leftist cult. Do you genuinely think saying "people of color" is any different than saying "colored people" and if so, what is your poor excuse for an explanation?
“The power within” went hard tho. That chant still lives rent free in my head all these years later. The chant in this show made me physically recoil from cringe. Idk how nobody told them it was horrible
It didn’t intrigue you as to why? Like these homies most assuredly are the ones who actually burned down and murdered her village. She thinks it was Mae, Mae thought the Jedi killed OSHA too, idk, I’m intrigued.
@@russianoverkill3715 I literally provided an example. He took feedback from his team, which isn’t everyone but it’s a hell of a lot better than taking feedback from nobody, like disney
@@russianoverkill3715to go on top with what the other dude said, after episode 1 George himself said: “I may have gone a bit far in a few places” showing that maybe what he did wasn’t the best it could’ve been. And honestly, the “I don’t like sand” bit is cringey but it’s funny cringey, where “the power of many” clip is just regular cringe
its depressing seeing how our entertainment is being degraded so thoroughly by corporate greed. nowadays art is just another product to be shoved in all of our faces.
My favorite part is when we sit here scratching our heads going, "Is this really it? Is this what we have now?" We get told that if we don't enjoy it, then we're the reason it failed. In the words of a better character, "It's ironic..."
@@kerolokerokerolo Why are you going around trying to defend this show? If people dont like something and want it to get better because they have passion for a series they are most likely going complain in the hope that they are listened to and things improve in the future.
@@Badookum I'm not trying to defend the show,, I'm just tired of people criticizing new star wars content by default, without really having actually an opinion based on experience. I get how everyone hates disney star wars, but come on, they've produced a copule of great shows...
@@kerolokerokerolo Because modern Star Wars is objectively worse than what it was before Disney and people want things to get better. What do you not understand.
@@Badookum objective is not the right word. it is subjectively better. what you don't get is that toxicity won't make thinks better, star wars won't get better because of your hate or toxicity
But it is good? Sure it has its flaws and the writing could be considered cliche or cringe at times but I think it’s fun. Although it did get disappointing how after only a handful of episodes Mae and Osha figured out they were still alive and it got disappointing how quickly Mae switched sides. They could’ve gone a route more like Shin Hati where she couldve been more of an ambiguous character who is fence sitting which side to be on. Although I don’t think people saying this is god awful are right either, it’s not as bad as episode 9 by any means. But then again I found episode 1 enjoyable so what do I know
"The power of one. The power of two. The power of manyyyy" I literally had to pause and walk away after that part. The entire episode is cringy but that part was overwhelming.
I can just turn my brain off to it because I've been watching worse TH-cam cringe unfortunately. Yet even I was like really right in front of my salmon dinner.
I’d understand if it was buckshot since lore wise. Most Jedi can’t grab all the pellets fast enough, or accidentally try to slice it doubling the problem. But a knife? The thing a lightsabers can eat? It’s not even baskaar
@@bhyde88 No, he said you flat out just can't kill one with a weapon. Which was untrue. He immediately follows this up by saying you can kill one if you do it without a weapon. If your interpretation is correct then it still doesn't work because he follows it up with the plan of simply killing them, just without a weapon, and that will work. The writing is just contradictory and nonsensical, like how Mother tells Osha repeatedly she has a choice and also that she must follow destiny and also that the thread does not define her destiny and also that the thread links everyone to destiny but also that she has a choice but also that she must join the cult and continue it.
The wildest dirtiest betrayal is right when the show began episode 1 and it says this is 100 years before the empire… I’m like oh yoda will be in the show awesome?? He lived 20 years past the empire even starting. No they have K Mundi who isn’t even alive yet. I shouldn’t know more about Star Wars lore then the people making the shows.
There are 2 possibilities: 1) Frank Oz refused to reprise his role for this travesty 2) The writers were so stupid that they didn’t ever think about putting Yoda in the show
They should have just brought back the Nightsisters - an already established coven of witches in the Star Wars lore that have been fleshed out in a relatively satisfying way - instead of trying to create something that ends up being a lazy derivative.
Wait, lazy & derivative? Isn't that what some critic said about Star Wars on release in 77? I mean, it does rip off Flash Gordon, Dune & Hidden Fortress. still, at least the criticism of SW rhymes. 👍
I mean Filoni kinda implies the Nightsisters come from another galaxy entirely (which is insane bc they're literally Zabraks which comes from Iridonian and colonized Dathomir but whatever) so idk that they're even on Dathomir yet and if they are, they'd be on Dathomir since that's what the Peridea Nightsisters wanted to colonize
@@paulmurphy4723 He's saying the recipe for this show called for one measure of baking soda, and Disney already had a box of baking soda in the cupboard from earlier. But for some reason they instead open a new can of baking powder and use one measure of that instead, which is only a third of the leavening agent required. In this context, the fact that other bakers used yeast in a similar recipe 45+ years ago is not really relevant to the question of why the perfectly good baking soda was left in the cupboard. Edit: Or why they didn't just 3x the amount of baking powder to compensate, I guess.
its incredible how Charlie's background looks so good and how this one single light made everything just so much worse, it just looks bad and distracting
I honestly thought for the first 20 mins of this show, that Meh and OSHA were the same person, and that it was a setup of Osha having a split personality - as a result of guilt and trauma having her create her twin's persona within her. So we had a show about a Jedi padawan who is both Sith and Light side, separated only by who is "in charge" of her body.
@@Ale-dd3ek Tbh with Revan it was that he became a completely diffrent person due to his mind being wiped, he didn't suddenly switch to a jedi or sith randomly. I don't think we have had an actual instance of 2 completely opposite sides of the same person in one body fighting for control in a Star Wars story.
How is every live action depiction of turning to the dark side SO BAD. It’s always “I’m good but disgruntled” to immediately “I’m now evil and murderous”. Even with Anakin you see him slowly slipping to the dark side then Boom he’s suddenly killing children, it always seems so forced and sudden. We only see realistic falls from outside material
Anakin had already killed children in Episode 2. Or are we just not counting the sand people? Anakin fall to the dark side was all about love. The first time he massacred people was out of revenge for the mother he loved and the second time it was out of despair to protect Padme who he loved. He thought only Palpatine could save Padme and at this point, he had already betrayed the Jedis anyway when attacked Windu. As far as Anakin was concerned, he had already completely switched sides, the Jedis would never forgive him for what he did. So I really don't think Anakin starting to kill young Jedi was such a stretch because he really had no other choice from his perspective if he wanted to save Padme and we had seen in Episode 2 that he wasn't above killing kids for love.
not by my measure. disney's goal since square 1 with star wars was to get on the blackrock/vanguard teat, and they've done so successfully. losing a couple billion here n there is the cost of doing business when it comes to getting that sweet capital from blackrock.
@@martinjrgensen8234Incorrect, she thinks Star Wars was man-centric and that women didn't have a place in it. She thought the fan base hated women and that they didn't want women to be main characters. She hated Star Wars, as it stood, and she only likes that she can force herself into it when she didn't need to force herself into it at all. She could have just put herself into it, she didn't need to destroy it in the process.
Mei: I love my home and I never want to leave. Kills everyone, tries to kill sister, burns down home. Mei in the future: Jedi are evil and shall die. Peak writing
They're gonna hit you with the big shocking unpredictable twist that Mae didn't start the fire, and it was the secretly evil, traditionalist homophobic Jedi the whole time. It was actually them who were evil and Mae is just misunderstood.
Dont forget the worst offender: darth plagueis, one of the most powerful sith lords to ever exist, tried to conceive life using the force multiple times to no avail. This was a big nono for the force, and it was so pissed that it literally conceived anakin as a counter measure. But some random space lesbians can do it no problem? Yeah, right LMFAO
@@DefaultProphet You see one version of events. I would put money on there being another episode showing a different version of the same event. There is no way the one dude would willingly take the poison if he did nothing wrong. This is also a time in non-disney legends cannon during the “golden era” where the Jedi were corrupt and got away alot of sketchy shit. Not defending the show because I’ve seen much better but I have also seen much worse.
@@LegendslayX Oh I know, I fully expect a flashback from Mei’s perspective and the probably one of what /really/ happened. But I’m commenting specifically on Mei not starting the fire. Though I just watched it back and we only actually see her light the book on fire. I thought we saw her throw it on the ground so there is more ambiguity than I remembered. I do think the fire spreading rapidly makes at least some sense with what we’re shown cause that lantern/sconce seems to be hooked up to pipes on/in the wall.
At least with the Torbin scene, Mae gave him an ultimatum: come forward about the truth about Jedi supressing other Force users, or attone for it by dying (and ironically allowing him to protect the cover-up). It's still dumb because Mae wasn't suddenly in a position to make that request, Torbin was still protected in his bubble.
The entire plot of a female Jedi having to prove her innocence for a crime she didn’t commit is a blatant rip-off of the Ahsoka Trial Arc from the Clone Wars
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'I dont think they will go that route because it is just so nonsensical.' Oh, Charlie. Sweet sweet Charlie. I don't think you understand the lengths these people will go to 'subvert expectations.' And by 'subvert expectations' I mean make the most stupid and incoherent story choices you can possibly imagine. There is so much room for it to get worse, unfortunately.
@@CptChu no one criticized the name lol he just made an observation because its funny, people make jokes about obi wans name all the time, that doesnt mean they are criticizing it
The Jedi letting everyone die then trying to save one bartender only to die is peak comedy. Turned it off right there, gave it a chance and it blew it immediately. Whoever wrote that must have the same attention span as the target audience… goldfish or something.
''But it's so gay, it has to be good.'' Has Disney not realized that marketing by controversy doesn't really work anymore? Is it that hard to abandon the political stuff and stop alienating a huge part of the fanbase? It is not that hard to write a Star Wars movie; it's not really the Divine Comedy. You just need a writer who gives a fuck about the lore. You need a nerd, not activists. And you need to go full media blackout when it comes to the actors. I swear, every Star Wars release or Disney project in general has someone who puts their foot in their mouth with some stupid comment.
You've heard the spoof song for "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" right? It's called "I can only Count to Four." Leslye Headland has finally produced her version: "I can't Even Count to Four."
The reason why this is an absolute turd is because this entire show is built on the back of a showrunner who is on record stating that she had no idea what she was doing. She just pitched it to Disney and faked her way through it. Her entire pitch was inspired by her emotional love of Disney's Frozen. The showrunner is also the ex-PA to Harvey Weinstein.
maybe. maybe not. i don't think a system based on general consensus is bad, but it has plenty of faults, e.g. yelp reviews. there's nothing wrong with professional critics, but what we have a lot of nowadays are non professionals masquerading as professsionals, it isnt siskel and ebert anymore, it's some dude with a blog with like 200 subscribers.
I mean, user ratings can be pretty dumb too. Transformers 2 and 3 have a score in the 6 out of 10 range on IMDB. Those movies are objectively horrendous, implying they’re even mediocre is an insult to cinema itself.
@DJ-wl5qo mediocrity just means its not good, but watchable, which is where id put those two movies. Thats coming from someone who doesnt exactly care about the lore of transformers btw, which is likely why it has that rating. I think that goes to show how bad this show actually is from a community standpoint though, if your show is below a 3, that just says that even a more general audience really dislikes it.
5:13 you know it's funny. So many characters have survived getting stabbed by lightsabers. But this lady dies to a tiny knife instantly. It's probably one of the first things I noticed and got mad at
Light sabers channel force.. If you channel crappily, the sword won't do THAT much damage.. We've seen weird light saber shit for eons. Daggers are daggers, if they hit you in the heart there's no magical force-channeling explanations that can explain how anyone would survive that. Also, people get their spines messed up all the time and don't die. People very rarely survive a metal dagger in the heart.. Spinal damage = paralysis/death/whatnot Dagger in the heart = Death every time.
I love how every time there are twins that have been separated since childhood and well into their adult years they somehow adopt the exact same ridiculous hairstyle. So strange to me.
It happens irl. Twins separated at birth will end up with similar hair and/or clothing styles. It's not that crazy. Not to mention how insanely common twists are as a black hairstyle and Mae's hair is much longer than Osha's
@@kittikat4124I guess I gotta tell all the minorities with short hair cuts and male to change it up in 10 years or it’s plot hole. Also all those animated series where the person keeps similar cloths and hair. Nope. Maybe this is a personal thing but I see this complaint a lot but it seems less plot hole more personal taste. It’s an easy question for audiences to see the hair rather than confuse them. People would complain if the hair changed too.
@@raveninnsbruck9166 Yeah the entire series was pointless. Pretty sure Obi Wan could’ve stayed on Tatooine the whole time and nothing would’ve changed. But you should check out the video covering what the original idea for the Obi Wan series was before Disney scrapped it. It sounded WAY better than what we got.
I didn't know why I would give her the benefit of the doubt, but I'm pretty sure she was just riffing off the ridiculous question from the interviewer who said that this was the gayest star wars show. It's still really lame, but she wasn't stating that as some kind of new canon.
remember the twin brothers from the Eternal Empire? where one tries to kill their Father and the other tries to stop his brother? their story is better than the twin sisters...
If you don't like companies doing this to beloved series, don't watch it. Don't even hate watch it. A view is a view, money is money. Don't give them any.
the problem is thats not really true anymore though right? As long as your subscribed watching any given show doesn't matter. The only way the content will get better is if they see a decline in subscribers. Its obvious that their only goal with both Marvel and Star Wars is to constantly have something new coming out regardless of quality.
The only thing I can think of when I see the "power of many" chant is a bunch of young girls at a sleep over, surrounding one of their laying down friends and chanting _"Light as a feather, stiff as a board; Light as a feather, stiff as a board; Light as a feather, stiff as a booooaaaaard."_
Imagine your grandmother, who you loved dearly, passed away peacefully at old age. Then a decade later, a demon possesses her body and starts dancing around trying to convince you it’s actually your grandmother. Thats what Disney did to starwars.
except Star Wars was never truly dead all those years ago. While the story was complete, and we weren’t going to get a continuation of the Skywalker Saga, it ended pleasantly. It lived on in the hearts of fans that would carry on that love to the next generation, and the generation after that. But otherwise, yeah I agree with you..
@@vincentadultman6226 Can't really give actors a pass either. How else will they know how to portray a character if they dont see their stories? When you play as Iago in the story of Othello you still read Othello to understand who Iago is. I'd understand if they played no games, but at the very least they need to acknowledge the novels bc that at least shows that you know who the character is. Instead of soley going off what you are told by a director. I belive this certainly should be apart of an actor's job.
@@svenskhund3603 tbf i don't think these garbage shows have any kind of character profiles for the actors to read up on (theyre all "original creations" 🤡) Even so, you're in a franchise, not an anthology. Watching movies as an actor shouldn't be hard 🤣 also saying Anakin blew up the deathstar...it means the bum hasen't even seen the OT let alone the prequels
@@svenskhund3603What you want them to not have jobs? Do you take this ethical hardline when it comes to cop orgs defending bad cops or the US mechanical engineers making bombs? Or just bad television?
Sol or 솔 is a Korean name that means Evergreen. There are so many other things to criticize the show for, but at least don't do it for naming a Korean person a Korean name...
Bugs the shit out of me how bad it’s become and I know 100% that I could write, produce, and overall create a better viewing experience than ANY of the Star Wars shows minus Andor and the cartoons. It’s mind boggling that they’re people getting paid 6 figures a year or more in charge of this pile of horseshit(s)
2:25 Machine wakes up
2:37 Claw goes down for the first time, fails
2:58 Claw begins to move, cut out
3:05 Claw moves firstly from left to right, then from front to back
3:19 Claw lightly adjusts its location
11:24 Claw stumbles a little, but succedes in traversing the box
11:33 Claw tries for the second time, fails, but is slowly learning, then goes to default location
12:51 Claw tries to position itself more precisely
13:11 Claw's third attempt is a complete failure, goes back to meditate a little
14:44 Claw tries a different approach
14:52 Fourth and last attempt for the Holy Grail, fails, but shows promise
Was looking for this. Thanks
@@imkaneforever I had my ordinary stupid 2am idea. You're welcome 😁
You’re doing gods work
Which SCP is Charlie's prize machine again?
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Dune 2 cost 190m, this shitheap cost 180m
You have just blown my mind with that info! Crazy!
lmao
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we could have had 10 godzilla minus 1s
At this point it seems to just be money laundering.
Being stabbed by a knife has proven to be more lethal than a lightsaber in Disney Star Wars. Wild times.
It makes sense. A lightsaber goes through a wound and burns it, cauterizing it from the inside. But a throwing knife can be thrown with complete precision at the heart of a Jedi Master, instantly killing them because nothing cauterized the wound.
In fact, Qui-Gon dying upon being stabbed through the gut only happened because he was a chump that didn’t think about getting his wound cauterized.
/s
@@StarPlatinum3000obvious satire, but the lightsaber would not only cauterize the wound but also liquify and boil any internal organs remotely near the stab… so realistically no way of surviving a lightsaber stab in the direct midsection of the torso
@@StarPlatinum3000 I'm glad you put the /s at the end, because I've literally seen this argument made without sarcasm.
Jedis can only use the force to stop one throwing knife, not two! 😂
@@robertdouth8979 I didn't realize what the /s meant😂 I thought bro was serious lmao. So glad you called that out lol
Godzilla minus one budget: 15 million.
Acolyte: 180 million.
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Man they shoulda just made 12 Godzilla-like movies (180÷15=12)
It was actually even less than 15M, the director said “Oh, if only we had that much…”
Honestly makes you wonder where tf all that money went towards..
sorry that your baby-show didnt work out
@@N.E.TGaming Paying the employees
The power of 1, the power of 2, the power of 180 million dollars.
The power of English cigarettes.
Money laundering
Many million dollars
The power within. The power within. The power within. THE POWER WITHIN! …Yeah!
The power of one cringe
The power of two cringes
The power of many cringes
It's funny how Disney bought a money printing machine and somehow managed to eff it up
It feels like Kathleen Kennedy is actively *trying* to destroy Star Wars
Not to mention there was also a near endless pile of books, comics and games they could've turned into movies
It's precisely because they thought Star Wars was a money-making machine that it was ruined by Disney writers.
Disney sells crappy sequels because they don't know how to do authenticity anymore.
@@MASTEROFEVIL Disney retconned all of that when they bought Star Wars
Go woke go broke
At this point Disney is like a band desperately trying to recreate their one hit song but missing every time because they sacrificed the melody, rhythm, and lyrics.
They should really just try something brand new and not work off a formula.
Also--shameless plug--I'm hoping some of you might like the music I make too :)
There isn't anyone working there anynore that made disney a great and successful company, they've all been replaced by walking mush brains
i couldn't describe it better myself, fken lmao
@@DESTROYEGGARMY That’s the history of the franchise.
I love Fishing so much it makes me jizz
The Vespa chase scene isn't even the worst chase scene in Star Wars. The scene from the Obi-Wan Kenobi series was much worse. Trained bounty hunters running into clearly visible obstacles and comically let her escape through narrow paths that they could easily fit through until Leia runs right up to her pursuers and they capture her anyway. This is also the same series where Obi-Wan smuggles that same child out of a top secret Imperial Prison using the old child in a trenchcoat technique.
Right. I was thinking the same thing. A toddler wobbling around somehow outruns trained bounty hunters, and we are supposed to just believe that is possible. I saw someone made a video of that and overlaid the Rugrats theme song, and I was like yep, that pretty much nails it. Look... I expect to have to have some suspension of disbelief in the show about laser swords and emotional magic in space... but there are limits to how far that suspension can stretch before it simply just breaks.
Not to mention his lights saber bounces off that stormtrooper’s armor like twice 😂
Oh my god, I forgot about that scene... 😅 That was awful, and it was so overlong 🤦🏽♀️
Honestly pissed me off when Charlie asked if it could be worse than TBOBF, when we have Kenobi. That alongside The Acolyte are by far the worst Star Wars shows of all time. There is nothing redeemable about either of them.
Yeah... the only fully good one so far is Andor.
Kenobi almost stopped me watching any of them it was just that bad. The Mandalorian makes the cultist Mando's out to be dumb redneck zealots and they are supposed to be the good guys. TBOBF is maybe one of the biggest wastes of talent I have ever seen. Ashoka simply assumes you know the characters and makes little sense while making the New Republic out to be corrupt selfish idiots.
One of the marks of good writing is that you understand the bad guys motivation and reasons, but, in so much of this the bad guy is just another totalitarian psychopath with delusions of grandeur.
Acolyte certainly has issues, but picking on the burning stone fort or fire in a vacuum is kind of missing the point in a canonical universe where lasers go pew in space and you can hear TIE engines there. I have no problem with portraying the Jedi as child stealing zealots, because if you are in a spiritual force user faith, then that is what they look like. Mostly it just feels like YA entertainment that does not stand up well to thinking about it.
They still have time to screw it up properly, but it is by far not the worst Disney Star Wars.
“Does this shit smell like poop? Time to find out” -Charlie
Someone better make that their senior yearbook quote lolol!
@UTTPMajorOrangeyou have major issues, and when I say major, I mean MAJOR
I eat the cotton candy from my walls
Yup. Thats what Charlie said. In the video we all just watched. But thanks for reminding us that he said something we all just heard him say!
And thanks for the comment that does nothing but bring more of these bots around!
@@ZANGELIX1263you typed out more than I did, stay mad
We used to absolutely hate on Jar-Jar Binks... we never knew how truly good we had it.
The prequels STILL suck hard. That will never change.
@@derkeheath5172 better than the new stuff. get a perspective
@@derkeheath5172 compared to latest disney stuff the prequels almost seems good in my opinion
@@derkeheath5172 The prequels were good loser
@@derkeheath5172the dialouge bs yeah they was ass in that regard
The themes of RoTS specifically werent bad in the slightest tho
In a toilet far far away..
@UTTPMajorOrange Bro are you mental?
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@@awildcrimsonit’s a bot just report and move on
Goddamn your comment really let the bots loose
Pretty embarrassing for Disney to print an article calling fans embarrassing for not liking this atrocious show.
classic disney move
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Star Wars fans are cringe as fuck.
where is the article?
It is embarrassing.
Article link?
Everyone was worried about the Sith, meanwhile Mickey Mouse was plotting in the corner
Well the Sith were obsessed with power and let their passions control their actions. Sounds a lot like the Mouse if you ask me.
this goes into the book of diss!
Exact way the jedi fell
💀💀💀
What if Mickey Mouse was the Sith Lord
OSHA survived the fire and grew up to spend her life improving workplace safety for others.
Osha: This temple needs more hand rails
After all of the gasoline that was improperly stored in that temple, it really makes sense she would want to go on to warn others.
She is the hero the office workspace deserves.... just not the one it needs right now.
Ruining fun at work more like
What an insane name for a little girl who was in a temple fire.
Dont hate watch it people, disney need to be punished with as low viewing numbers as possible.
I mean, I watch it by pirating it.
"Need to be punished"
What are you 12?
Definitely stopped after 2nd episode. Writing is absolute dogshit.
After the third episode I also quit watching this garbage
Doesn't matter where you stop at, disney still got those views. I'd say watch it to get disney waste more money.
Me looking at Jar Jar in the prequels; "Perhaps I treated you too harshly..."
Naming a main character OSHA is a VIOLATION 🐴
How did the temple catch on fire if OSHA was present?
@@frankieb9444cause they ignored OSHA and built the base with flamable stone. That's not up to code.
Glad someone else caught this too. Was gonna comment the irony of calling the spaceship repairwoman OSHA
bruhhhh
I thought I was the only one who thought that was quite strange. I'm stitting back like "the Occupational and Safety Health Organization?"
It boggles my mind how Disney is working with a franchise that holds INFINITE potential, and they cannot for the life of them create a product that is beyond a 6/10. There are obviously exceptions, like the animated shows and Andor. But they have pumped out more Star Wars in 12 years than George did in 30, and yet the bad manages to vastly outweigh the good. That is fucking crazy.
Andor was garbage with no stakes trying to rewrite the Rebellion. There was no reason for that show, the guy was dead by the end of his first appearance. We know he lives to Rogue One. The animated is even worse. Star Wars Rebels was the absolute worst garbage until the rest of the Disney Shows came out.
That's the issue they're worried about quantity over quality
@@justinlast2lastharder749How does it feel to have such a bad take?
@@justinlast2lastharder749adding depth to something isn’t rewriting it and saying that there are no stakes to Andor is like saying there are no stakes to the prequels.
They also hired writers and directors that put ideology first. That's the first step to creating terrible art.
Remember kids, hate watching is supporting Disney.
I don't understand why people torture themselves watching this stuff. The house of mouse has committed itself to producing slop and there's no point in even watching this mess anymore. I think some people just want to rage out at this point lol
@@ThePowerOfOneThePowerOfTwothe moment I saw the ad, I knew it was doomed, no coming back from that
Not if you’re pirating!
But how will they grift for social media engagement if they don't watch?
Only content creators and film critics are watching at this point.
Lets not forget the director of this show was harvery weinsteins assistant for years, who SOMEHOW had no idea what was going on, despite being seperated by only a door.
She was more of a handler
**star wars lying on the ground dead**
**Disney poking a stick at the corpse**
"Why isn't it making money?!"
@@MtownGuyI think it’s another bot
In Bill Burr’s voice: BECAUSE YOU FED IT FUCKING POISON!
Every single major studio or game publisher ever.
@@SomeKindaSpy Nintendo and Capcom is one of the few 3A studio making money
The last few shows were good but this one is just not really that great.
"Don't be distracted by the claw machine"
*watches claw machine, forgets Charlie is even talking*
So quirky
At this point, the claw machine should take over the show.
Whats that claw machine and how did he get it? 😂
I didn´t see it winning even once😭
What makes the Jedi Master dying to a kitchen knife hurt even more, is that in recent memory, there have been 4 times on screen where someone has gotten stabbed in the abdomen/chest area with a lightsaber and has been perfectly fine afterwards.
People have survived being run through by swords while others have died to shrapnel smaller than a nail nicking an artery or internal organ. Biological organisms are big blobs of self repairing goo with a billion little weak points strewn out through body in the form of tiny hoses.
So no, I'm not particularly bothered by that.
Nor do light sabers actually act like a plasma/laser sword. The amount of heat they demonstrably transfer to something like a metal droid would cause the user and their surrounding to light on fire.
It is, and always has been, a magic sword that does what is needed according to the plot.
Oh my god I was so busy trying to forget that garbage it completely slipped my mind. They could've at least made it a poison knife
None of them got stabbed in the heart, that's an instant kill in nearly every case, sabres also cauterise the wound, giving you a chance. Not that I've even watched the show or wish to defend it, just saying.
@@scottneil1187"not to defend it, but I'm gonna defend it" smdh
@scottneil1187 But I mean you also get a stick of - what, plasma? - through some important bodily organs. Doesn't it liquefy your insides basically? And I mean not dying to an abdomen wound vs surviving I guess Qui-Gon is just a pansy
Hey guys, get this:
According to the bought and paid for news articles of Acolyte, everyone who hates it is just toxic, and the series is misunderstood!
I kid you not, they are legit blaming the fans for the commercial failure of the show.
Man, I never knew I could spontaneously become bigoted just from watching Acolyte!
It’s a hot mess
Bigoted?
Lmaooo
probably because they made a show for 3 people
Delusional woke robots are gonna keep being delusional. If people hate their horrendous piles of shit they just blame the fans and continue making trash
The Acolyte feels like Star Wars fanfiction written by a 13 year old girl who's read way too much Harry Potter.
“Fanfiction” is a little too generous, since the people that made this aren’t even fans. At least the 13yr olds writing fanfics try to put some passion in to their stories, even if it still turns out to be cringe
Sadly that might be better at this point
Wheel of time the Weave of power is the same.
man thats an insult to Harry Potter
Hey, as a former fanfic writer, that’s an insult to fanfiction. I assure you I’ve seen 13-year olds write infinitely more imaginative and compelling writing than this kind of slop.
"The Power of One, The Power of Two, The Power of MANNNNNY" is some Captain Planet shit.
How dare you sully the good name of Captain Planet
Made by people whose fathers either disowned them or never gave them the time of day, who are now on a life's mission to inculcate society at large with their sad perceptions on life force and the source of energy in the universe, all in order to justify and fill that massive gaping hole in their souls that a good family life would have filled as nature intended.
The One Ring to Rule them all, The Two Rings, The MANNNY RINGSSS!!!
That's some Valve shit.
Except Captain Planet was entertaining
This is what happens when writers grow up believing that their shit does not stink.
This is what happens when you actively avoid hiring fans of the ip and hire children with no talent or track record.
Well that, but probably more just writers that haven’t grown up
I'd like to think they have talent, but writing sure is not it.
star wars hasn't been good in 40 years lmao
@@zac-1 ight zac, get it together lil bro
The claw machine trying and failing to pick up the blender cups is far more well-written than Acolyte.
this comment makes me happy
"This isn't about good or bad, this is about power". Running this as one of their big marketing lines is unbelievably ironic.
They are always telling on themselves.
also its's a direct ~~ripoff~~ quote from jedi academy.
@@avengemybreath3084who are “they”?
@@drstrangelove307 leftists obvs
It's also, unironically, a line Voldemort says in the Harry Potter books.
Jedi Master Trinity died to a cheese knife to the chest in a universe where people have been surviving impalement on lightsabers left, right and centre.
Not to mention Maul surviving literally being sliced in half, and Vader surviving both his legs and his remaining arm being chopped off, and burnt alive in molten lava lmao
And let's also not forget that one SWTOR trailer where Malgus went to stab Satele and she USED HER HANDS TO BLOCK AND BREAK THE FUCKING LIGHTSABER
not to mention, did u see how deep the knife went? it wouldnt even have reached the heart, knife was about 2 inches deep, but this is a small detail i noticed...
@@sneakydragon2352 I actually was thinking of that too. Also, if it did hit her heart, she would’ve dropped immediately. Not any of this “oof, you got me” and slowly drop to the floor bullshit lmao
@@sneakydragon2352 The knife itself is a small detail.
Disney needs to let Star Wars rest. Like, good lord..
(I didn't expect this to be up for debate. Honestly, I think it's cool if you like the new Star Wars. This is just my opinion - it's as valid as yours. I just don't like anything they've done to the series recently.)
As a Star Wars fan, I agree. They need to stop trying to siphon more money out of it. Like you said, let it rest.
They killed it and now they’re just abusing the corpse at this point
At this point I am also tired
True, but star wars is a huge franchise and there is still so much content to be milked by Disney so I think that would be unlikely
God, I just got gangbanged by bots LMAO.
Dude spends a decade in a force field, meditating, somehow lives without eating, drinking or pooping, gets talked into killing himself in 30 seconds, saying "I've been expecting you, Mae." Mae, NOT Osha! Meaning he KNEW Mae survived...and he tells no one????!!! Especially the grieving sister?!? There's no coming back from such idiotic writing.
It's a secret the four masters that were on Brendok kept to each other.
Disney really said: "You thought the Sequels were bad? Wait for it lmao"
yall report that UTTPMajorOrange guy. ive seen plenty of spam bots but the one in this section is crazy
@@Firefledge no lol
@@Firefledge Junkyard dog tastes.
@@lyssa08you summoned it
except the sequels were 1000% better than the prequels. The only 2 movies that star wars fans didn't bitch about are the first 2. There is no pleasing star wars fans. you are not a logical group.
the word “somehow” is what star war’s current story lines is best described.
Somehow Palpatine Returned.
Somehow ray knows (insert anything here)
@@LocrianDorian There are still people who unironically defend that line lol
family guy did a better job at explaining how Palpatine returned in Episode 9 than Disney ever could: _something something dark side, something something complete_
Somehow, a group of cave witches clam jammed a set of twins into existence
Is it just me or is Hollywood RELYING on the “Hey, let’s turn our brain off to enjoy this”. I think creativity is lacking and greed is high. It’s really that simple.
Finally someone has said it, I think Godzilla x Kong was terrible for this exact reason though I will probably get a lot of people disagreeing with me there since that movie was well recieved by the internet
Creativity is a risk now, that's why we barely get NEW new things and that's such a garbage mentality from the people who greenlight things
You all sound like communist redditors.
@@crabbyink9849it’s literally a Godzilla vs Kong film, they’ve always been popcorn action fun.
It’s not even a turn your brain off and enjoy this kind of show though
Star Wars has been a shell of its former self since Last Jedi.
Solo was pretty good, and I enjoyed Rise of Skywalker. It’s all the stuff after when everything goes wrong.
Last jedi was not so a bad Film
@@joshslater2426Lmao. Rise of Skywalker was the final blow that killed Star Wars. Last Jedi was beating up the franchise to a pulp.
@@buecherhamster1496it absolutely was
Explain this:
Dune 2 budget: $190m
The Acolyte budget: $180m
180m an episode? Or 180m total? If 180m total that isn't that bad.
@@brianmattei7134 Also, only 3 episodes so far. Everyone judging before it's even complete.
@@brianmattei7134
Dude, it's bad.
The biggest episode of Game of Thrones at its height of popularity, The Battle of the Bastards, had a budget of $11 million, and is better than anything Disney have done in their Star Wars TV shows.
I'm not even a big Game of Thrones fan, but a $180 million dollar budget for any television show is absolutely ridiculous.
There is no way they will ever make that money back from this show.
Edit: As many people pointed out, I didn't proof read and accidentally missed adding another 1 to the GoT budget. My fault, it should be $11 million, so I've corrected it now. Thanks everyone. 😊
@@gregorypaul7898if you have to watch a shows all the way through before knowing if it’s a bad or good, it’s bad!
@@brianmattei7134it's bad... Because the sets, costumes, special effects are all topnotch in dune 2, some even were mind-blowing. What's their excuse?
Spaceballs was more canon than this series
Spaceballs is more canon than anything Disney.
@@LocrianDorian love zelda
Considering Disney brought in the issues of fuel for ships and a planetary shield. I think Disney believes that Spaceballs IS canon.
@@JC-de1ik What if Zelda was a girl?!
*LONESTAR*
Why is the main character named Occupational Safety and Health Administration?
Because she saw her parents die in a fire and vowed to spend her life making workplaces safer for everybody
How long before the next one is named Dei
Because someone suggested DOJ or FBI and got shut down.
"Steel doesn't work against Jedi" Disney writes as a Jedi dies to a dagger in the opening episode.
"And laser" *cuts to Order 66*
Pretty sure he wasn't talking literally...I hope not.
On the positives, you forgot to mention the gag where they introduce a character named Osha by immediately having her commit an OSHA violation
I came down here to say that
That was a gag?
$180 million dollar production folks.
There’s no shot there’s not any money laundering going on
It is 100% inflated salaries.
Imagine a world in which anyone who makes less money than someone else can claim it's because of an ism or phobia. Who _wouldn't_ be taking advantage of that?
Hollywood budgets in general are shady.
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Let TH-cam do their job? When have they ever done their job?
Lesbian Space Witches isn't that bad of an idea. Dune had Eugenics Space Witches. The difference is in the execution.
Oh yeahhhh
The witches reminded me of the namekians fom DragonBalls. The race of piccolo are all and only males. They are no female namekians
the power of 1. The power of 2. The power of many bad reviews.
You cant say that, its called review bombing according to them
So do you hate women or POC more?
@@litrogue6328or POC women, or lesbians, or bad writing?
@litrogue6328 Great timing, I had a question about your leftist cult. Do you genuinely think saying "people of color" is any different than saying "colored people" and if so, what is your poor excuse for an explanation?
@@classyrobot5648 i don't have to educate you. Read books that aren't the Bible and learn something for once
"The power within" from spongebob is literally that chant
i was thinking more of "the power of god and anime" or "i have the power!" or "you got the touch you got the power" but i can add that to now.
“The power within” went hard tho. That chant still lives rent free in my head all these years later.
The chant in this show made me physically recoil from cringe. Idk how nobody told them it was horrible
"All Hail the Magic Conch!" could have been used as well
Sith:"drink this you'll die"
Jedi: "oh thank the force gimme"
@SPEED_IS_K3Y please do not insult the Sith. The are not that low.
@@HomerNarr
They're worse.
All because he dares to question lesbian space witches. What a loser how dare he.
Its bc that actor is contractually obligated to off himself in big franchise shows, definitely wasnt the plan till he signed on
It didn’t intrigue you as to why? Like these homies most assuredly are the ones who actually burned down and murdered her village. She thinks it was Mae, Mae thought the Jedi killed OSHA too, idk, I’m intrigued.
Disney try not to write cringey dialogue challenge level impossible
Replace Disney with George Lucas and nothing changes.
At least George was able to take feedback from his teams.
One example being Yoda’s lightsaber throw in Episode III at the temple.
@@TaGF_Tomcat feedback? He sorrounded himself with yesmen, and couldn't get over how people hated his prequels.
@@russianoverkill3715 I literally provided an example. He took feedback from his team, which isn’t everyone but it’s a hell of a lot better than taking feedback from nobody, like disney
@@russianoverkill3715to go on top with what the other dude said, after episode 1 George himself said: “I may have gone a bit far in a few places” showing that maybe what he did wasn’t the best it could’ve been. And honestly, the “I don’t like sand” bit is cringey but it’s funny cringey, where “the power of many” clip is just regular cringe
This show 20+ million bucks per episode for 8 episodes, I’m starting to think Disney should check for embezzlement cuz ain’t no way
Seriously I think Disney is running a money laundering scheme
money laundering
@@dankshadow5665 😂 hey you might be on to something
They don't need to check, they're in on it.
Another tax write off. EZ
its depressing seeing how our entertainment is being degraded so thoroughly by corporate greed. nowadays art is just another product to be shoved in all of our faces.
Because people keep consuming it
@@solinvictus2045Truth. Most people are dumb af and have no idea.
how is it coporate greed when every show fails? Its not about the money, its about sending a message.
@@solinvictus2045they don’t lmao 🤣
@@AdvancedGamer- well i mean the true fans dont but the new ones do.
My favorite part is when we sit here scratching our heads going, "Is this really it? Is this what we have now?" We get told that if we don't enjoy it, then we're the reason it failed. In the words of a better character, "It's ironic..."
You don't need to watch it if you don't like it....
@@kerolokerokerolo Why are you going around trying to defend this show? If people dont like something and want it to get better because they have passion for a series they are most likely going complain in the hope that they are listened to and things improve in the future.
@@Badookum I'm not trying to defend the show,, I'm just tired of people criticizing new star wars content by default, without really having actually an opinion based on experience. I get how everyone hates disney star wars, but come on, they've produced a copule of great shows...
@@kerolokerokerolo Because modern Star Wars is objectively worse than what it was before Disney and people want things to get better.
What do you not understand.
@@Badookum objective is not the right word. it is subjectively better. what you don't get is that toxicity won't make thinks better, star wars won't get better because of your hate or toxicity
Whats wild is theres people unironically defending the slop
Racists and sexists to this day can not get over the fact that society does not want to adopt ur mindset
@@ProudCommie No Valid Argument, just resorts to Insults and Derogatory Comments, Yup, You just proved OP's Point
@@ProudCommieThat's right, the people making this show are sexist and racist
But it is good? Sure it has its flaws and the writing could be considered cliche or cringe at times but I think it’s fun. Although it did get disappointing how after only a handful of episodes Mae and Osha figured out they were still alive and it got disappointing how quickly Mae switched sides. They could’ve gone a route more like Shin Hati where she couldve been more of an ambiguous character who is fence sitting which side to be on. Although I don’t think people saying this is god awful are right either, it’s not as bad as episode 9 by any means. But then again I found episode 1 enjoyable so what do I know
@@ProudCommieDid you get brain damage from the war or were you born like that
"The power of one. The power of two. The power of manyyyy"
I literally had to pause and walk away after that part. The entire episode is cringy but that part was overwhelming.
Yeah
I can just turn my brain off to it because I've been watching worse TH-cam cringe unfortunately. Yet even I was like really right in front of my salmon dinner.
Why bother watching it at all?
My favorite part of the show. It's jokes
Critical drinker bro?
Her name is Occupational Safety & Health Administration (OSHA). This really is bad in every way.
Searched for this comment. Thank you
I was going to comment this if someone else didn't. They really decided on that huh?
That would be a good name for a security manager droid, one with C3PO's personality.
Not the OSHA death squads!
To be fair other popular mediums have had this as a name, for example, Game of Thrones. There is a wilding named OSHA, but yeah show bad.
“Steel no good against Jedi”
*cuts to Jedi dying to steel blade*
Reminder that Mandalorian's looked at jedi deflecting blasters and said "ok, try buckshot"
I’d understand if it was buckshot since lore wise. Most Jedi can’t grab all the pellets fast enough, or accidentally try to slice it doubling the problem.
But a knife? The thing a lightsabers can eat? It’s not even baskaar
Order 66, jedi in the old republic have died to ancient sith lightsabers and have died to gunfire multiple times
He doesn't mean Jedi in the singular he means you can't kill all the jedi by fighting because there are literally thousands.
@@bhyde88 No, he said you flat out just can't kill one with a weapon. Which was untrue. He immediately follows this up by saying you can kill one if you do it without a weapon. If your interpretation is correct then it still doesn't work because he follows it up with the plan of simply killing them, just without a weapon, and that will work. The writing is just contradictory and nonsensical, like how Mother tells Osha repeatedly she has a choice and also that she must follow destiny and also that the thread does not define her destiny and also that the thread links everyone to destiny but also that she has a choice but also that she must join the cult and continue it.
The wildest dirtiest betrayal is right when the show began episode 1 and it says this is 100 years before the empire… I’m like oh yoda will be in the show awesome?? He lived 20 years past the empire even starting. No they have K Mundi who isn’t even alive yet. I shouldn’t know more about Star Wars lore then the people making the shows.
There are 2 possibilities:
1) Frank Oz refused to reprise his role for this travesty
2) The writers were so stupid that they didn’t ever think about putting Yoda in the show
Yoda WAS in the show tho....
They should have just brought back the Nightsisters - an already established coven of witches in the Star Wars lore that have been fleshed out in a relatively satisfying way - instead of trying to create something that ends up being a lazy derivative.
Wait, lazy & derivative?
Isn't that what some critic said about Star Wars on release in 77?
I mean, it does rip off Flash Gordon, Dune & Hidden Fortress.
still, at least the criticism of SW rhymes. 👍
Then you’d just get complaints about how it’s something we’ve seen before and whining about how it makes the universe smaller.
I mean Filoni kinda implies the Nightsisters come from another galaxy entirely (which is insane bc they're literally Zabraks which comes from Iridonian and colonized Dathomir but whatever) so idk that they're even on Dathomir yet and if they are, they'd be on Dathomir since that's what the Peridea Nightsisters wanted to colonize
@@paulmurphy4723 He's saying the recipe for this show called for one measure of baking soda, and Disney already had a box of baking soda in the cupboard from earlier. But for some reason they instead open a new can of baking powder and use one measure of that instead, which is only a third of the leavening agent required. In this context, the fact that other bakers used yeast in a similar recipe 45+ years ago is not really relevant to the question of why the perfectly good baking soda was left in the cupboard.
Edit: Or why they didn't just 3x the amount of baking powder to compensate, I guess.
No they couldn’t do that because nightsisters weren’tlesbians, which is the whole point of the show.
Disney is focused on “the bad guys are actually the good guys and the good guys are actually the bad guys.” And it’s pretty terrible.
Then there's Jack Horner, an unapologetically evil character, and viewers LOVED it!
I like when characters are complex, but only when there's truly good and truly bad characters.
Not only is it played out by now, sometimes I just like truly evil villains.
Skaven are best-best, yes-yes!
it's been the disney formula for decades now
It's called promoting the inversion, make good bad and bad good, there is a book that talks about this
180 million dollars of budget. Someone pocketed a lot of money!
at least 179 of it
Harvey's got to eat
😂
Dune 2 costed 190m…. Its actually insane if you think about that
@@hoineenietjij3331 dune 2 was actually good 🙃
* Fire *
Witches: if only we had some sort of magical force to stop the fire oh woest us .
I'm drawn to the blinking lights like an insect to thy Abyss
its incredible how Charlie's background looks so good and how this one single light made everything just so much worse, it just looks bad and distracting
You are like those insects in wreck it Ralph
I honestly thought for the first 20 mins of this show, that Meh and OSHA were the same person, and that it was a setup of Osha having a split personality - as a result of guilt and trauma having her create her twin's persona within her. So we had a show about a Jedi padawan who is both Sith and Light side, separated only by who is "in charge" of her body.
Moon Knight meets Star Wars? This would have actually been compelling, which is exactly why it won't happen.
This could be more interesting
A bit copied from Revan amnesia but Hey with proper acting It could have worked
Like Fight Club.
That’s unironically genius. You should pitch that to a studio.
@@Ale-dd3ek Tbh with Revan it was that he became a completely diffrent person due to his mind being wiped, he didn't suddenly switch to a jedi or sith randomly. I don't think we have had an actual instance of 2 completely opposite sides of the same person in one body fighting for control in a Star Wars story.
The claw machine moving on its own is somehow more interesting than Acolyte
It’s just a preview phase of the machine… 😂
How is every live action depiction of turning to the dark side SO BAD. It’s always “I’m good but disgruntled” to immediately “I’m now evil and murderous”. Even with Anakin you see him slowly slipping to the dark side then Boom he’s suddenly killing children, it always seems so forced and sudden. We only see realistic falls from outside material
Nah, its just super overused.
Anakin had already killed children in Episode 2. Or are we just not counting the sand people?
Anakin fall to the dark side was all about love. The first time he massacred people was out of revenge for the mother he loved and the second time it was out of despair to protect Padme who he loved. He thought only Palpatine could save Padme and at this point, he had already betrayed the Jedis anyway when attacked Windu. As far as Anakin was concerned, he had already completely switched sides, the Jedis would never forgive him for what he did. So I really don't think Anakin starting to kill young Jedi was such a stretch because he really had no other choice from his perspective if he wanted to save Padme and we had seen in Episode 2 that he wasn't above killing kids for love.
Good and evil don't exist.
Disney's bold strategy of hiring people who hate Star Wars to make Star Wars content may have backfired. Maybe.
not by my measure. disney's goal since square 1 with star wars was to get on the blackrock/vanguard teat, and they've done so successfully. losing a couple billion here n there is the cost of doing business when it comes to getting that sweet capital from blackrock.
it worked for clone wars and andor, difference is the writers were actually good at what they did.
Hate? She is a fan of Star Wars. She even is a fan of parts of the EU
@@braintrust12how does making shitty Star Wars media get them business with black rock?
@@martinjrgensen8234Incorrect, she thinks Star Wars was man-centric and that women didn't have a place in it. She thought the fan base hated women and that they didn't want women to be main characters. She hated Star Wars, as it stood, and she only likes that she can force herself into it when she didn't need to force herself into it at all. She could have just put herself into it, she didn't need to destroy it in the process.
Obiwan show got 90 mil budget. Acolyte got 180.
Dear God, why
Damn, they could give 100 million of that to me and they'd still have like 170 mil left over.😮 think about it
It has to be money laundering 😂
Vacations for the corporate lesbos no doubt
obi wan show sucked too
Mei: I love my home and I never want to leave. Kills everyone, tries to kill sister, burns down home. Mei in the future: Jedi are evil and shall die. Peak writing
They're gonna hit you with the big shocking unpredictable twist that Mae didn't start the fire, and it was the secretly evil, traditionalist homophobic Jedi the whole time. It was actually them who were evil and Mae is just misunderstood.
Dont forget the worst offender: darth plagueis, one of the most powerful sith lords to ever exist, tried to conceive life using the force multiple times to no avail. This was a big nono for the force, and it was so pissed that it literally conceived anakin as a counter measure.
But some random space lesbians can do it no problem? Yeah, right LMFAO
@@sahvion1499we literally see her start the fire. Try again
@@DefaultProphet You see one version of events. I would put money on there being another episode showing a different version of the same event. There is no way the one dude would willingly take the poison if he did nothing wrong. This is also a time in non-disney legends cannon during the “golden era” where the Jedi were corrupt and got away alot of sketchy shit.
Not defending the show because I’ve seen much better but I have also seen much worse.
@@LegendslayX Oh I know, I fully expect a flashback from Mei’s perspective and the probably one of what /really/ happened. But I’m commenting specifically on Mei not starting the fire.
Though I just watched it back and we only actually see her light the book on fire. I thought we saw her throw it on the ground so there is more ambiguity than I remembered. I do think the fire spreading rapidly makes at least some sense with what we’re shown cause that lantern/sconce seems to be hooked up to pipes on/in the wall.
At least with the Torbin scene, Mae gave him an ultimatum: come forward about the truth about Jedi supressing other Force users, or attone for it by dying (and ironically allowing him to protect the cover-up). It's still dumb because Mae wasn't suddenly in a position to make that request, Torbin was still protected in his bubble.
Watching that claw machine move while Charlie talks is like having temple run next to a video
Rage bait (the comments above me, not op)
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Hahaha I love how as I read that I saw the claw machine move. What the hell.
@@TheOneAndOnlyMal yeah I'd just report them, these rage bait bots are just really dumb
The entire plot of a female Jedi having to prove her innocence for a crime she didn’t commit is a blatant rip-off of the Ahsoka Trial Arc from the Clone Wars
Damn, that's crazy
@@joshwilliams3689 its a bot, dont engage
@@joshwilliams3689It's a bot but it's absolutely disgusting and pathetic that TH-cam hasn't banned it yet. I've been reporting every one of it's comments for over a week. It's said the N word with the hard r.
Meanwhile my comments get shadowbanned for calling someone an idiot.
@@joshwilliams3689Don’t fall for the rage bait dude. Just report them.
No? She is already proven innocent by episode 2
That claw machine being remotely controlled was more entertaining than the 3 episodes combined
Wtf how did you do that
@@joejam174 black magic
@Jack_Hornererm what the sigma
@@Flesh_Wizard what's wild is my Google translate of it includes "hold up"
@Jack_Horner keyboards are doing you dirty (I hope). When untranslated, your reply is just the full N hard R
'I dont think they will go that route because it is just so nonsensical.'
Oh, Charlie. Sweet sweet Charlie. I don't think you understand the lengths these people will go to 'subvert expectations.' And by 'subvert expectations' I mean make the most stupid and incoherent story choices you can possibly imagine. There is so much room for it to get worse, unfortunately.
Charlie: “ignore the claw machine”
**Me staring at it for the rest of the video**
This. This is da whey
You want those anime cups
@@ChristopherPortorreal-ol2mj there was anime cups?
Wait the protagonist is named after the Occupational Safety and Health Administration
Yes, because this show is an OSHA violation to be played on any TV
@@crust9889 nice one
I watched a review that called the evil twin FEMA. Nearly made me choke on my drink.
If bad names are a valid criticism you have for this then you are very much in the wrong franchise kiddo
@@CptChu no one criticized the name lol he just made an observation because its funny, people make jokes about obi wans name all the time, that doesnt mean they are criticizing it
The Jedi letting everyone die then trying to save one bartender only to die is peak comedy.
Turned it off right there, gave it a chance and it blew it immediately. Whoever wrote that must have the same attention span as the target audience… goldfish or something.
She was obviously an alcoholic.
So we clearly haven't been given all the info as to what happened. Your giving up based solely on a fantasy ending you made up
@@CascadianRanger Completely worth it judging by how trash the 3 episodes are.
@@A-Rather-Dubious-Character what about them specifically is trash?
@@Greenhawk4piss off bot if you don’t even wanna watch the video you’re commenting on then get bent
''But it's so gay, it has to be good.'' Has Disney not realized that marketing by controversy doesn't really work anymore? Is it that hard to abandon the political stuff and stop alienating a huge part of the fanbase? It is not that hard to write a Star Wars movie; it's not really the Divine Comedy. You just need a writer who gives a fuck about the lore. You need a nerd, not activists. And you need to go full media blackout when it comes to the actors. I swear, every Star Wars release or Disney project in general has someone who puts their foot in their mouth with some stupid comment.
That chant just sounds like they only know how to count to two. Anything beyond two is many.
That would only make sense to me if they were a race with only one digit in each hand, so they can only count to two with their hands.
You've heard the spoof song for "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" right? It's called "I can only Count to Four." Leslye Headland has finally produced her version: "I can't Even Count to Four."
It is the most basic and dumb college girl wicca chanting.
Not gonna lie, that sounds like the official anthem of Valve. 😂
Valve Cult
The reason why this is an absolute turd is because this entire show is built on the back of a showrunner who is on record stating that she had no idea what she was doing. She just pitched it to Disney and faked her way through it. Her entire pitch was inspired by her emotional love of Disney's Frozen.
The showrunner is also the ex-PA to Harvey Weinstein.
That's actually kinda hilarious.
Yes, hilarious and true.
Disney’s creative team is entirely filled with disney fans, which is ironically a team without any creativity
the frozen thing is as obvious as it is embarrassing, now that you mention it
I don’t know how any of these people that made this dumpster fire of a show got a job at Disney, they’re idiots!
"The power of manyyyyyyyyyy"
"THE POWER OF POO! THE POWER OF PEE!"
"THE POWER OF POOOOOOPEEEEEEE!"
@UTTPMajorOrange what
Proof that critics know nothing. Theres no need for their existence. Just stop. Audience score is the only honorable system we have rn.
maybe. maybe not. i don't think a system based on general consensus is bad, but it has plenty of faults, e.g. yelp reviews. there's nothing wrong with professional critics, but what we have a lot of nowadays are non professionals masquerading as professsionals, it isnt siskel and ebert anymore, it's some dude with a blog with like 200 subscribers.
Most critics appear to hate this trash too. They’re finally waking up
Id argue the biggest flaw with a general consensus is review bombing, its easy to do.
I mean, user ratings can be pretty dumb too. Transformers 2 and 3 have a score in the 6 out of 10 range on IMDB. Those movies are objectively horrendous, implying they’re even mediocre is an insult to cinema itself.
@DJ-wl5qo mediocrity just means its not good, but watchable, which is where id put those two movies.
Thats coming from someone who doesnt exactly care about the lore of transformers btw, which is likely why it has that rating.
I think that goes to show how bad this show actually is from a community standpoint though, if your show is below a 3, that just says that even a more general audience really dislikes it.
"Trying to be deep but don't know how" sums up the dialogue
5:13 you know it's funny. So many characters have survived getting stabbed by lightsabers. But this lady dies to a tiny knife instantly. It's probably one of the first things I noticed and got mad at
Bro… Sabine took a lightsaber to the spine but she as fine but Trinity took a small blade to the chest and dies. Wtf
For real. Like she died in the span of a few seconds while qui gon was still alive for a few minutes after being impaled by maul. How does that work?
I am by no means defending the show, but it was a knife in her heart...would realistically be a quick death.
@@BazzLitebierBruh realism lmao 😂
Light sabers channel force.. If you channel crappily, the sword won't do THAT much damage.. We've seen weird light saber shit for eons.
Daggers are daggers, if they hit you in the heart there's no magical force-channeling explanations that can explain how anyone would survive that.
Also, people get their spines messed up all the time and don't die.
People very rarely survive a metal dagger in the heart..
Spinal damage = paralysis/death/whatnot
Dagger in the heart = Death every time.
I love how every time there are twins that have been separated since childhood and well into their adult years they somehow adopt the exact same ridiculous hairstyle. So strange to me.
No, you see, they had that haircut from childhood.
What? You don’t have the exact same hairstyle since you were nine?
It happens irl. Twins separated at birth will end up with similar hair and/or clothing styles. It's not that crazy. Not to mention how insanely common twists are as a black hairstyle and Mae's hair is much longer than Osha's
Keyword, "Somehow?" 😂
@@kittikat4124I guess I gotta tell all the minorities with short hair cuts and male to change it up in 10 years or it’s plot hole. Also all those animated series where the person keeps similar cloths and hair. Nope. Maybe this is a personal thing but I see this complaint a lot but it seems less plot hole more personal taste. It’s an easy question for audiences to see the hair rather than confuse them. People would complain if the hair changed too.
Ridiculous? Uh how?
The Han Solo movie was lit and incredibly fun. And Paul Bettany as the villain was fantastic.
I liked Solo. It’s enjoyable and a good origin story. I’d give it a good 7 or 8 out of 10. Better than a lot of the other Disney Star Wars content.
Crazy how he thinks the Vespa bike scene in Boba Fett is worse than the Leia chase scene…
They’re JUST as bad and cringy as each other
Yeah nothing was worse than the Obi Wan show, it was super pointless. Pointless fan service.
And don’t forget the scene where Obi Wan sneaks Leia through an Imperial base by hiding her UNDER HIS COAT. 🤦♂️
@@raveninnsbruck9166 Yeah the entire series was pointless. Pretty sure Obi Wan could’ve stayed on Tatooine the whole time and nothing would’ve changed. But you should check out the video covering what the original idea for the Obi Wan series was before Disney scrapped it. It sounded WAY better than what we got.
@@docproc144and then the worst animated snowspeeders we have ever seen show up to save the day 😂
Star Wars needs more shows like Andor.
It needed more shows like Andor. There is no future.
@UTTPMajorOrange you are sigma
nah it doesnt
@UTTPMajorOrange Just lead with "Im lobotomized"
4 sure
“R2D2 is a lesbian” -Acolyte producer
Huh it's crazy how nobody noticed that before, 9 movies and 2 animated shows
@@pumkin610 Ikr, his “beep beep boop bops” are a dead giveaway
I didn't know why I would give her the benefit of the doubt, but I'm pretty sure she was just riffing off the ridiculous question from the interviewer who said that this was the gayest star wars show.
It's still really lame, but she wasn't stating that as some kind of new canon.
They were forced to comprise, R2D2 is a terf now
I remember when the Jedi were the good guys. But now everyone wants to villainize heroes of the past, like it is cool.
Also there’s lots of people in this fanbase who love the Sith, so maybe that’s partly why.
And make heros of the bad guys, Maleficent.
remember the twin brothers from the Eternal Empire? where one tries to kill their Father and the other tries to stop his brother? their story is better than the twin sisters...
duh, it's the eternal Empire, and it actually looks like SW. This shit need to be dumped in the trash by Ron Swanson
I mean the only star wars setting that's acceptable is the old republic
@@jozefcyran2589Originals > Prequels
I imagine it'll be revealed that these twins were _actually_ the chosen ones prophesied to bring balance to the -Force- Thread.
That was a great cinematic tho.
That director def goes to slam poetry while drinking on a monday.
I thought of Randy Marsh with this comment
Mmmmmm*snap*snap*snap* you go gurl
wtf does this even mean
@@AkaiKnightThat’s a good thing, I envy your ignorance. This is knowledge you do not want or need.
If you don't like companies doing this to beloved series, don't watch it. Don't even hate watch it. A view is a view, money is money. Don't give them any.
Replying to a video made by a guy who engages in hate watching lol
Don't even pirate it, because you are still demonstrating it's worth your time
the problem is thats not really true anymore though right? As long as your subscribed watching any given show doesn't matter. The only way the content will get better is if they see a decline in subscribers. Its obvious that their only goal with both Marvel and Star Wars is to constantly have something new coming out regardless of quality.
Wrong. If I pirate it and spread the black flag to everyone who will listen, the hate watching won't give them a dime
@@swiftyxrd He watches it so the rest of us don't have to. 1 view vs. our many. Duh
The only thing I can think of when I see the "power of many" chant is a bunch of young girls at a sleep over, surrounding one of their laying down friends and chanting
_"Light as a feather, stiff as a board; Light as a feather, stiff as a board; Light as a feather, stiff as a booooaaaaard."_
Ya know, when I imagine that in my head, for some reason it makes me laugh to myself for how dumb but fun it looks
The series is a tragedy
Wtf
Yeah. It is.
@@p-__its true i was the fart
@@p-__no mine are!
And not the good one... like plagueis the wise....
Imagine your grandmother, who you loved dearly, passed away peacefully at old age. Then a decade later, a demon possesses her body and starts dancing around trying to convince you it’s actually your grandmother. Thats what Disney did to starwars.
And now your grandmother is an ethnically diverse citizen of lesbos oppressed by the white patriarchy.
holy shit
Say what you will about this stuff but i've thoroughly enjoyed the disney animated SW shows
@@crabbyink9849 those are pretty much the good ones tbf
except Star Wars was never truly dead all those years ago. While the story was complete, and we weren’t going to get a continuation of the Skywalker Saga, it ended pleasantly. It lived on in the hearts of fans that would carry on that love to the next generation, and the generation after that. But otherwise, yeah I agree with you..
After finishing this episode, my dad told me, "I'll admit it, this is the worst episode of television I've watched in my entire life".
How dare you brag about having a father! Just joking, obviously. Sounds like you have a smart dad. Acolyte is abysmally terrible.
It was somehow worse than Game of Thrones final episode
Your dad clearly hasn’t seen enough shows if he thinks that lmao
Why did he say the n word
your dad is far from being the sharpest tool in the kitchen huh?
"dont be distracted"
*is actively distracted*
They were trying to go for a yin and yang thing, but ended up accidentally just making an "It wasn't me, it was my evil twin!" plot.
What would u expect from hervey Weinstein's personal assistant
Yeah. Thing with yon and yang is there is a little of each in both. These two hasnt enough characyet depth to fill a kiddie pool
Naw they are promoting satanic garbage cuz that's what these people are into
and then they attack the fans for not liking their hot garbage
It's like those people who bragged about not playing Halo while making a Halo Show
I can give the actors a pass, but writers and directors should absolutely be familiar with a the source material, no two ways around it
@@vincentadultman6226 Can't really give actors a pass either. How else will they know how to portray a character if they dont see their stories? When you play as Iago in the story of Othello you still read Othello to understand who Iago is. I'd understand if they played no games, but at the very least they need to acknowledge the novels bc that at least shows that you know who the character is. Instead of soley going off what you are told by a director. I belive this certainly should be apart of an actor's job.
@@svenskhund3603 tbf i don't think these garbage shows have any kind of character profiles for the actors to read up on (theyre all "original creations" 🤡)
Even so, you're in a franchise, not an anthology. Watching movies as an actor shouldn't be hard 🤣
also saying Anakin blew up the deathstar...it means the bum hasen't even seen the OT let alone the prequels
@@svenskhund3603What you want them to not have jobs? Do you take this ethical hardline when it comes to cop orgs defending bad cops or the US mechanical engineers making bombs?
Or just bad television?
@TheHauntedKiwi Brother your comment has lost me. Don't know what any of that has to do with character research for a role.
Wait, did they really name the Korean guy Seoul?
sol
@@Greenhawk4 badguy?
Haha I don't think it's spelled like that, but I didn't even consider that. In any case, yes, yes they did.
AND he is from Ko Rion system or some shit
Sol or 솔 is a Korean name that means Evergreen. There are so many other things to criticize the show for, but at least don't do it for naming a Korean person a Korean name...
Bugs the shit out of me how bad it’s become and I know 100% that I could write, produce, and overall create a better viewing experience than ANY of the Star Wars shows minus Andor and the cartoons. It’s mind boggling that they’re people getting paid 6 figures a year or more in charge of this pile of horseshit(s)