8 Things Every Parent Secretly Does

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  • @mandiewillingham4445
    @mandiewillingham4445 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5666

    "Tommy's mom is a criminal"

    • @imaanfaisal7278
      @imaanfaisal7278 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      xD

    • @joanhaw
      @joanhaw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao

    • @zach3328
      @zach3328 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmfao

    • @zach3328
      @zach3328 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +ZachGames lol sameeee

    • @lukajanaekellman7108
      @lukajanaekellman7108 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I laugh so hard at this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lydiacaro1704
    @lydiacaro1704 9 ปีที่แล้ว +958

    "You can marry pumpkins ?"

    • @Rolian10
      @Rolian10 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes in other states... Lol

    • @lydiacaro1704
      @lydiacaro1704 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why do people use" lol"

    • @CLiPzz247
      @CLiPzz247 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Annie anie jr. Cuz it's an internet slang. And we are on TH-cam... Wich is the internet.

    • @lydiacaro1704
      @lydiacaro1704 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know I'm not dumb

    • @CLiPzz247
      @CLiPzz247 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Annie anie jr. Why did you ask then...

  • @amazingdoggo1378
    @amazingdoggo1378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +970

    Me: Mom look at my drawing!
    Mom: that’s awesome
    Me: do you know what it is
    Mom: *intense sweating*

  • @annakr.6380
    @annakr.6380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8209

    *”You can marry a pumpkin?”*
    *”In some states yes”*

    • @williamtate6029
      @williamtate6029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Alabama

    • @bluebloodcell9420
      @bluebloodcell9420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@williamtate6029
      Lol

    • @annakr.6380
      @annakr.6380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Katherine Weissenberger. Ö

    • @Yoinkyy
      @Yoinkyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      *NO IN RUSSIA PUMPKIN MARRIES YOU*

    • @flipsntwists3167
      @flipsntwists3167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NophaPlays Gaming 🤢😂

  • @solasta.x
    @solasta.x 8 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    The last one is too relatable. It makes me cringe when my parent do that. One time, on Easter, my mom jumped around to an Easter song like a bunny. Pray for me

    • @poebott
      @poebott 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lmao I am so sorry fellow lapis

    • @newyorkny5023
      @newyorkny5023 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whoa Lapis! I can't wait to see that episode after the hiatus! XD

    • @catlover0330
      @catlover0330 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ??

    • @ok-uv4tz
      @ok-uv4tz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lapis Lazuli one like one prayer

    • @rambo6638
      @rambo6638 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jesus you dont need prayers you need new home

  • @marinslefteyebrow3955
    @marinslefteyebrow3955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1106

    "you can marry a pumpkin?"
    *sweet home pumpkinana*

    • @theprowl3r45
      @theprowl3r45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe Turtle pumpkins are not related to anyone except if you make them

    • @bsgs3301
      @bsgs3301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      whavshes underrated

    • @s0ss_fr
      @s0ss_fr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      whavshes How about _buss down pumpkiana_

    • @sistershook5719
      @sistershook5719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @namesurname1584
      @namesurname1584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is the best comment

  • @anti-climacticclimax9590
    @anti-climacticclimax9590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2761

    Me: Dad, my leg hurts
    Dad: Maybe it’s because you spend too much time on that phone of your’s

    • @saraD07
      @saraD07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      omg same!!

    • @saveourplanet9494
      @saveourplanet9494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Carl Musni YES

    • @amalshaikh1601
      @amalshaikh1601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OH MY GOD YESSSSSS

    • @dadidadon
      @dadidadon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This joke is overdone

    • @sushi-pm9ib
      @sushi-pm9ib 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok it is not even funny anymore ngl

  • @deakyiskindahot9810
    @deakyiskindahot9810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Legend has it...
    She's still counting

  • @xchocofairy608
    @xchocofairy608 8 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    Yeah, my mom has never done any of these. She's just really really completely honest.

    • @RandyVidz
      @RandyVidz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Read the title

    • @xchocofairy608
      @xchocofairy608 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RandyVidz My mom is really honest, she tells me things most parents wouldn't.

    • @en.nattuggla
      @en.nattuggla 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Vanilla Cream like what?

    • @rockybarry
      @rockybarry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Miranda Lindfors ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @lolinggamer2000
      @lolinggamer2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How do you know...

  • @MySweetParadigm
    @MySweetParadigm 10 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    Ive literally done none of those things. I chased down an ice cream truck once for my daughter though.

  • @absenthoney618
    @absenthoney618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    1:24
    Why did I feel as if he was about to say “Is my dad a pumpkin?”

  • @apollosage5482
    @apollosage5482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    My mom used my allergies to get out of work
    IT WAS THE MIDDLE OF WINTER
    I love my mom

    • @lillydreher426
      @lillydreher426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol my allergies are during winter (cedar)

    • @basils_gardenn
      @basils_gardenn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Real Silver Fox My allergies are in the winter ;-;

    • @dadidadon
      @dadidadon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even when im sick i dont get to stay home from school its a sad life 👌😩👌

    • @michaelwashington2519
      @michaelwashington2519 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      your mom might get fired if she does it more when it's in the middle of the winter or when it's winter

    • @yoursexyfish9631
      @yoursexyfish9631 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaelwashington2519 Not every country has the same rules.

  • @dumbsimp1912
    @dumbsimp1912 8 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    My mom was never like that. Instead of saying that there's no such thing as monsters, my mom said that we had a special insurance that protected us against monsters. This was brilliant.

    • @jokol8
      @jokol8 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂👌🏻

    • @durdleduc8520
      @durdleduc8520 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD right on point

    • @durdleduc8520
      @durdleduc8520 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I'll use that if I become a mother

    • @RealJudyi
      @RealJudyi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      My mom too. It was Jesus 😂

    • @carsonleroux4357
      @carsonleroux4357 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol just lol

  • @uniwolfacorn
    @uniwolfacorn 10 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    That kid is going places with his acting

    • @NinjaCoggerML
      @NinjaCoggerML 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DAMN! 195 likes in 2 hours! Shieet.

    • @uniwolfacorn
      @uniwolfacorn 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SO. MANY. NOTIFICATIONS.

    • @NinjaCoggerML
      @NinjaCoggerML 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      uniwolfacorn Ikr

    • @NinjaCoggerML
      @NinjaCoggerML 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Evan Mojica XD

  • @no-oy6wq
    @no-oy6wq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1180

    Does anyone else recognize him from coop and cami

  • @aliyaghi826
    @aliyaghi826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Nobody:
    Not even a single soul:
    TH-cam: lEtS rEcoMmEnd tHiS 6 yEaRs laTeR

  • @SteelRaider17
    @SteelRaider17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    My mom just picks out of my plate randomly passing by instead of making me look away. Girl knows SHE DA BOSS.

  • @kekesherealways
    @kekesherealways 9 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Just because shes caucasian and hes asian doesnt mean a thing, this is most likely just a skit anyways and if not his dad might just be fully asian or she can be his step mom or he can just be adopted and i dont understand why thats such a big deal anyways

    • @bexelizabeth2914
      @bexelizabeth2914 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      EXACTLY!

    • @taonabosslady5939
      @taonabosslady5939 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Katniss Everdeen took the word right out of my mouth

    • @Unseremhelden
      @Unseremhelden 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      It a suggestion that all distinctive human groups are trivial, and that the frequently targeted group, white women, should stop being a part of their own culture and genes and start having relations with a completely different group.
      It's also a suggestion that other peoples (Asians) should allow their children to be raised by cultureless people who are not their own people.
      It's insulting, and offensive to every group involved. Playing it off like it doesn't matter is pretentious.

    • @bexelizabeth2914
      @bexelizabeth2914 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** I am confused by your statement, are you arguing that it's okay that these two are different races, or that it's wrong?

    • @kekesherealways
      @kekesherealways 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      exactly

  • @jacob-ni6jr
    @jacob-ni6jr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Just noticed that he is Fred on Coop and Cami

  • @fiji5654
    @fiji5654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    bruh its the dude from fresh off the boat lmao

    • @SamuHyytiafi
      @SamuHyytiafi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Eddies enemy

    • @bubs8616
      @bubs8616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s why he looked familiar!

    • @rideoutsean
      @rideoutsean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah

    • @lily323
      @lily323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rideoutsean yeet

    • @lily323
      @lily323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rideoutsean oh yeah its younger Eddie

  • @sarahs2894
    @sarahs2894 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1523

    HE IS SO CUTE

    • @schlongersaurus
      @schlongersaurus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      and adopted

    • @MrDoggen02
      @MrDoggen02 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Leslie Or the woman in this video isn't the childs biological mother...

    • @manavlund3331
      @manavlund3331 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @asteshasultan7271
      @asteshasultan7271 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zylie M&MZ I knew there would have been at least 7 off these comments

    • @maheenahmad893
      @maheenahmad893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zylie M&MZ ikr

  • @lilyestrada370
    @lilyestrada370 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2315

    My mom doesn't play hide and seek with me

  • @luna_is_awesomeheypeeps4655
    @luna_is_awesomeheypeeps4655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    is it weird my mum doesn’t do anything like this Lol 😂

  • @hananfallatah4580
    @hananfallatah4580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Me: mom my allergy is coming
    Mom: honey it's because you are not eating salad
    Me: mom I have stomachache
    Mom: it's because you are using your phone all day.
    I mean there is nothing connection between allergy and eating healthy

  • @finnsalsa9304
    @finnsalsa9304 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1147

    You forgot the "mom tax". My mom buys me candies and takes some of them. The reason is always "Mom tax". : P

    • @Bruhette
      @Bruhette 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      omg, my mom would do that all of the time! I would be so mad when she took more than 4 pieces! 😂😂

    • @charliehicks9024
      @charliehicks9024 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My dad does similar but with chip tax lol

    • @maddiewitkowski4991
      @maddiewitkowski4991 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Something Random omg I'm totally with u!!!

    • @phoenix8655
      @phoenix8655 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      True dat

    • @melissarai6728
      @melissarai6728 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought my mom was the only one who did that haha

  • @MaishaMaryamRahman1605
    @MaishaMaryamRahman1605 9 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    "Can I have some Lucky Charms for dinner?"
    "No, it's against the law."
    "Tommy's mom let me have some!"
    "Well, Tommy's mom is a criminal."
    *laugh cries*
    I wonder how Tommy's mom would react. Lol.

    • @orvali
      @orvali 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maisha Maryam Overly protective parent:
      YOU BUY THEM LUCKY CHARMS!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!!
      Me:
      WTH IS LUCKY CHARMS

    • @MaishaMaryamRahman1605
      @MaishaMaryamRahman1605 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just Another Phangirl HAHA IKR

    • @orvali
      @orvali 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maisha Maryam
      Overly Protective Parent:
      IT CAN RUIN THEIR TEETH!
      Me:
      *hides*

    • @MaishaMaryamRahman1605
      @MaishaMaryamRahman1605 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just Another Phangirl You are so good at reading minds from afar.

    • @orvali
      @orvali 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maisha Maryam
      I know...
      mwahahaha

  • @josephphilips6187
    @josephphilips6187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    90% of parents: *Hate their kids*
    10% of parents: *love their kids*
    THis doesn’t add up.

  • @savannahshenouda282
    @savannahshenouda282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Wasn't the little boy from Coop and Cami

  • @shoily2054
    @shoily2054 8 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    my mom told me that if I ate a seed then I'll start growing plants in my belly

    • @ipennydoggyrocks6274
      @ipennydoggyrocks6274 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too!

    • @callmebalegdeh6840
      @callmebalegdeh6840 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ME TOO! I ACCIDENTALLY ATE THE ORANGE SEED AND QUICKLY CAME TO MY MOM TO TELL IT TO HER AND SHE SAID "OH NO. IT WILL GROW INSIDE YOUR STOMACH"

    • @shoily2054
      @shoily2054 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meep Meep31 hahaaha Lol

    • @angelicanatalieb.g7160
      @angelicanatalieb.g7160 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same but my grandma told me that
      She told me if i swallow an orange seed or any kind fruit seed then a tree will grow inside my belly

    • @awesomepokemonperson3933
      @awesomepokemonperson3933 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Shoily My mom does too but she says if you eat a black watermelon seed there'll be watermelons in my stomach.

  • @williamharvey7898
    @williamharvey7898 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    My mom told me when I was little that if you call your own phone number, your phone will explode. XD

    • @samjoshi1812
      @samjoshi1812 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow I've never tried that.

    • @alejandroadrianzen9298
      @alejandroadrianzen9298 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ur phone goes directly to voicemail

    • @livstroker5098
      @livstroker5098 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Will travel my mom said the same thing, so I called her number on her phone instead. 😏

  • @strxwbwy
    @strxwbwy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Who is all a child wanting to know THE SECRETTTTTS

  • @rajalasya853
    @rajalasya853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    In the first case my mom would put more food in my plate when i am not watching 😂😂😂

  • @rockybarry
    @rockybarry 9 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    Me: *about to take a bite from a burger*
    Mother: *"Could I have a bite?"*
    Me: *"Sure"*
    Mother: *takes a huge bite and gives half a burger to me*

    • @farzanaafrinn
      @farzanaafrinn 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Rockybarry 1337 omf BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @E0011
      @E0011 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me:*comes in with doritos home*
      Mom:Is that doritos??!
      Me:Y...
      Mom:FOR ME?
      Me:N...
      Mom:*takes my doritos*

    • @melaniecruz734
      @melaniecruz734 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true.. >w

    • @RandyVidz
      @RandyVidz 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +iiK1ckJ3rks hahaha

    • @minisugar1500
      @minisugar1500 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats my cousin and my mom

  • @bublehnoodlez4469
    @bublehnoodlez4469 8 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    0:00 My mom does that a lot but she doesn't try to even distract me, She just TAKES IT!

    • @joeydadognovideos4537
      @joeydadognovideos4537 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pumpilla Msp my dad does that lol

    • @rohankhubchandani3694
      @rohankhubchandani3694 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      IKR MY MOM ALWAYS STEALS MY FOOD

    • @oceanachan2787
      @oceanachan2787 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pumpilla Msp same

    • @abigail2014
      @abigail2014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pumpilla Msp same she just steals it right in front of me

    • @buffsandwich0
      @buffsandwich0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JoeyDaDog No videos
      Same! Whenever we eat pizza, I always like saving my crust for last. Then my dad just takes all of my crusts. The thing is, he doesn’t even ask, he just takes. It’s annoying and he looks at me like nothing happened :p

  • @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327
    @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    He’s the boy from Coop and Cami Ask the World!!!

    • @yourlocalcoward8128
      @yourlocalcoward8128 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yay I'm not the only one who noticed

    • @saff.k
      @saff.k 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I noticed it too! I commented that but no one noticed

    • @t0asterbra1n
      @t0asterbra1n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait really!!

  • @TimingSmile
    @TimingSmile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Me: mom I can’t find my socks can you help me?
    My mom: MaYBe bEcAuSe oF yOur XbOx

    • @kevinnguyen552
      @kevinnguyen552 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timing Smile That makes no sense.A Xbox can not move your sock it doesn’t have legs or arms

  • @Tsiktsirere
    @Tsiktsirere 8 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    0:01 *gasp* look a buzzfeed logo!

    • @thearapam3890
      @thearapam3890 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...

    • @levsboi
      @levsboi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ahh I get it

    • @mannenwarmer5115
      @mannenwarmer5115 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @mookis9673
      @mookis9673 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +SjapoGT I don't understand...

    • @ktans6264
      @ktans6264 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Mooki S she is pointing to the buzzfeed logo

  • @Comment_User
    @Comment_User 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1408

    Mom: Where did you get those potato chips?
    Me: Dad bought them
    Mom: Give me one
    *I give the smallest piece that my hand can find*

    • @johnroy5169
      @johnroy5169 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I do the same, but with my siblings not my mom

    • @madinat3000
      @madinat3000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Comment_User greedy boy

    • @Jane-gg2sx
      @Jane-gg2sx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Comment_User
      *me drinking milkshake*
      mom: can i have some?
      me: sure, i guess
      *mom walks away with milkshake and dosent give it back*
      me: -_-

    • @Tsiftisa
      @Tsiftisa 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Comment_User 10000000000000% accurate

    • @Jane-gg2sx
      @Jane-gg2sx 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** you realize we are both Homestuck trash Ms. Peixes

  • @ainsleywatson1826
    @ainsleywatson1826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That is Fred from Coop and Cami ask the world!

  • @finnorthen9845
    @finnorthen9845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    TH-cam Recommendations
    2014:no
    2015:no
    2016:no
    2017:no
    2018:no
    2019: we are getting close
    2020: yup, now it's time

  • @Ys-hu8od
    @Ys-hu8od 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2180

    My mom made up some weird thing called "Mom tax" and something like this happens.
    *My mom gives me my plate, then all of a sudden*
    Mom: Mom tax :)
    *Eats a bit of my soup or whatever she cooked*
    Me: -_-

    • @teto11128
      @teto11128 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      what does mom tax mean?

    • @Ys-hu8od
      @Ys-hu8od 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wesley Seibert good to know im not the only one :D

    • @Jane-gg2sx
      @Jane-gg2sx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Fluffo De Raccoon lol my mom used to do that now when she tries I cover and she cant get to it >:o)

    • @Ys-hu8od
      @Ys-hu8od 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gamzee Makara :D thanks for the idea

    • @Jane-gg2sx
      @Jane-gg2sx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      your welcome

  • @devinas7555
    @devinas7555 8 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    My dad always says "There's no taste(keep eating), no, it's not spicy(keep eating)"
    and my sister be like "Dad, you're eating all my food"
    My family talk in Indonesia actually, but just to make sure everyone's understand, I hope

  • @abigailm6209
    @abigailm6209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My mom told us that the ice cream truck was actually the music truck! One day we where with our friends and they bought ice cream from the truck and me and all my siblings where freaking out😂😂

  • @cocoplayzvr3506
    @cocoplayzvr3506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My dad secretly went to get milk
    But never came back...

  • @jackiethegoldenjackal
    @jackiethegoldenjackal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    my mom scared the ice cream man away he never came again and ruined it for the 3 kids in the area

    • @Ale-mt6qp
      @Ale-mt6qp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +jackie the golden jackal HAHAHAAHAH

    • @jackiethegoldenjackal
      @jackiethegoldenjackal 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ale yep now she put us on a sugar free diet im underfed as it is but my two sisters are fat XD

    • @thetime-lapsers9763
      @thetime-lapsers9763 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have never seen an ice cream truck. There aren't any in my area.

    • @thetime-lapsers9763
      @thetime-lapsers9763 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Cecy and I can't walk to any stores from my house cause it's too far so it's not like I can just walk to the nearest ice cream shop either. Unless the freezer counts.

    • @Ale-mt6qp
      @Ale-mt6qp 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha I love your mom

  • @MrNiceguy3210
    @MrNiceguy3210 9 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Why do people act like having a half asian son is a crime? Some people get married to people of different cultures and backgrounds. So, their child can be half asian. What's wrong with having a relationship with someone of a different culture/skin colour?

    • @Lingunni
      @Lingunni 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ikr? I'm half Asian and sometimes everyone calls me Asian. Ex: Hey Asian! If they didn't know my name... They are many douches in the world...

    • @miac.7243
      @miac.7243 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Stevenfuller13 yeah people are big douche bags and racist

    • @miac.7243
      @miac.7243 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some people*

    • @Lingunni
      @Lingunni 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alot of people*

    • @ColeODriscoll
      @ColeODriscoll 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They're just racist people. It's good that the races are coming together in my opinion. It'll make racism slow down in the future with families being half 1 race and half another race, children will be used to more than 1 race and except people of other race more. So personally I think it's good that mixed couples are a thing.

  • @ugandamordex8562
    @ugandamordex8562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me : I got a headache. I've been working in this chemistry homework
    Mom : No phone for 1 year

  • @juliagollin3169
    @juliagollin3169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I told my mom my stomach hurt and she said “it’s because your on that damn phone so much” 😤😤

  • @Gregionis
    @Gregionis 9 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    I NEVER saw a icecream-truk in my life...

    • @kupicutirumenka
      @kupicutirumenka 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Neither have I....

    • @MyDaumenHoch
      @MyDaumenHoch 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gregionis Neither have I. Welcome to Austria.

    • @Gregionis
      @Gregionis 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      MyDaumenHoch I live in germany :D You know what "DaumenHoch" even means? :D

    • @MyDaumenHoch
      @MyDaumenHoch 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gregionis Ummm yea? :D why?

    • @Gregionis
      @Gregionis 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      MyDaumenHoch Why do you have a german name? :P

  • @MamaMOB
    @MamaMOB 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I told my son that the Ice Cream truck was the Music truck. There to bring music to the people. He bought it for like 9 years.

  • @Vito410
    @Vito410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love that five years ago he's in a As/Is video but now a Disney Channel star.

  • @johnlatham6491
    @johnlatham6491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is that boy Albert Tsai

  • @ClairaudienceGirl
    @ClairaudienceGirl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    My mom just takes the food off of my plate her reason: because she cooked it

    • @anthonyn9096
      @anthonyn9096 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +GodGirl musicDDM by that logic u shouldn't even be in ur house since she bought it xD

    • @ClairaudienceGirl
      @ClairaudienceGirl 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      anthony nguyen Ikr

    • @ichigothehedgehog1173
      @ichigothehedgehog1173 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      my mom does that sometimes XD

    • @montelavey1425
      @montelavey1425 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's why I cook my own dinner. Literally.

    • @twisterlord665
      @twisterlord665 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +GodGirl musicDDM Thats sad!

  • @jellytaemin5231
    @jellytaemin5231 10 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Am I the only one who realized that the woman looks just like Jennifer Lawrence?

    • @celeryg8266
      @celeryg8266 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      yeah, cause she don't!

    • @BlueBerry-io6yh
      @BlueBerry-io6yh 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      1:16 especially omg

    • @chloecohn2335
      @chloecohn2335 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5e/ce/9b/5ece9be275378113d9a1b67b9ad9102d.jpg

  • @essem5143
    @essem5143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Last year, (2018) I had to find something that I can do and show my class how to do it. Everyone in my class was a bully and I didn’t want to risk getting laughed at. And since my mom and I both hated the school, she let me stay home!
    I FREAKING LOVE YOU MOM!

  • @guccimochi8568
    @guccimochi8568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Isn't that Fred 😂

  • @priyaray6958
    @priyaray6958 9 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    My mom doesn't point out fictional things to occupy my attention so she can steal my food. She just straight up takes it from my plate. I have a 6-inch Subway sandwich?
    Mom: *takes bite"
    Me: "Um, there's like 1 inch left."

    • @edgelord8186
      @edgelord8186 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Literally EVERY mom EVER

    • @Gur0friendd
      @Gur0friendd 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My moms like "can I have a bite
      Me:"yeah sure"
      (Mom takes microscopic bite)
      Me:"uh... Don't you want more"
      Mom:nah
      (Mom persedes to eat own food at a rate of -99 mph)

    • @Spartan-wg9wd
      @Spartan-wg9wd 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      😳

    • @pi2z806
      @pi2z806 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      we have the same birthday week!!

    • @yumsoup3377
      @yumsoup3377 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Priya Ray you have 6 inches? does that even barely fulfil your hunger needs?

  • @ZoeHammer
    @ZoeHammer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1297

    My mom told me if I'd bite my nails my skin would peel off

    • @Melissa-lb4rh
      @Melissa-lb4rh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My mum tells me the same thing but I want my skin to peel so she's weird

    • @tuner6255
      @tuner6255 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      IM EATING MY *SKIN* NOT NAIL

    • @TraumaPxnda
      @TraumaPxnda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's true

    • @GatorGerhardt
      @GatorGerhardt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My mom told me if I bite my nails I would have worms crawl out of my skin.

    • @iwearpampers
      @iwearpampers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zoe Delane my mom told me if I bite my nails they will never grow back. She didn’t really think about it because I didn’t bite them for 2 weeks and they grew

  • @candynecklaceeee
    @candynecklaceeee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Can I have lucky charms for dinner"
    "Nope. It's against the law"
    Tommy's mom let's him have them for dinner"
    "Tommy's mom is a criminal then"
    I'm ded😂😂😂

  • @meowza..
    @meowza.. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Me: my head hurts. mom: go to sleep
    Me:My eyes itch. Mom: get sleep
    Me: I just fell off the balcony Mom: Sleep will help

  • @darKILLusionnn
    @darKILLusionnn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    I'm happy to say my mother did none of these as a parent. If she didn't want to buy ice cream for me, she said no. And that was that.

    • @bonkatonka
      @bonkatonka 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not all kids reply well to the word No

    • @darKILLusionnn
      @darKILLusionnn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Asian mothers have VERY strong powers of persuasion...

    • @jordano611
      @jordano611 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** O_o you'd rather be threatened with a beating? Suit yourself.

    • @darKILLusionnn
      @darKILLusionnn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jordan Ofori I'm just glad that my parents did not discipline me to be a spoiled and whiny bitch. I have learned that if I wanted something, instead of asking for it, I can earn it myself. Also, my parent's honesty reflected that they respect me enough to be mature about their decisions. I trust my parents for their honesty.

    • @jordano611
      @jordano611 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Ah okay. Sounds like you were just naturally well behaved. Some kids just don't respond and some strict parents think theres no other option but spankings/beatings etc.

  • @hhitgirl4088
    @hhitgirl4088 9 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    when i was youger my parents told me the ice cream truck was a dancing truk, so everytime i heard its music i ran outside in the front yard and started dancing 😂

  • @aroma7
    @aroma7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When I played hide and seek with my parents I would hide for hours and they can't find me
    *Silence intensifies*

  • @nickprosperi1111
    @nickprosperi1111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My mom used to tell me I’d turn into a pumpkin if I wasn’t in bed by 8:00

  • @q0dis
    @q0dis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    They missed the part where the mother tells him he's adopted

    • @rookeva8688
      @rookeva8688 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dani Martinez k

    • @songbirdcosplays2940
      @songbirdcosplays2940 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dani Martinez that's more of the older siblings job.

    • @potato_nugget
      @potato_nugget 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adoption is against my family's religion. 😜

    • @lulatissie6664
      @lulatissie6664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My older cousin would always tell me that I am adopted and i would cry and my mom would say don't be ridiculous ofc you are not.

    • @jess5299
      @jess5299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How about a Asian father maybe...

  • @docclaremore
    @docclaremore 8 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    Lol my mom does the last one all the time

    • @largekfc630
      @largekfc630 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG my mom does last one too!

    • @willarooo
      @willarooo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same, she does it in the pool with me

    • @devingeyer6383
      @devingeyer6383 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @kushveengill3990
      @kushveengill3990 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @Randommmmm204
      @Randommmmm204 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My dad does that too. The worst part is I'm 19.

  • @quetzalcat2839
    @quetzalcat2839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You're allowed to marry pumpkins?!"
    "In some states, yes"

  • @lia-lw7yy
    @lia-lw7yy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He is Fred from coop and camie

  • @nealchakraborty7695
    @nealchakraborty7695 8 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    My mom told me i was a egg and God dropped me in her mouth, I was 12 -_-

  • @goseattle9776
    @goseattle9776 8 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    My mom tells me if I lay down right after eating I will turn into a cow.

    • @skyzeclipse8607
      @skyzeclipse8607 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WWWWWAAAAAAATTTTTTT

    • @tasneemjara6772
      @tasneemjara6772 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My dad says if I don't sleep my nose will grow like Pinocchio

    • @durdleduc8520
      @durdleduc8520 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wat?
      Weirdest lie ever

    • @salwagirsang2473
      @salwagirsang2473 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      my mom says the same thing!! she says that I'll get a muffin top if i lay down after eating 😂 and i think it's tru

    • @kiwimations8057
      @kiwimations8057 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mine said if I don't drink my milk the cow would get mad at me and come after me. She also said that the cow didn't care if I didn't eat all of the butter XD

  • @samanthaheine6063
    @samanthaheine6063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When i was little my dad had me convinced an ice cream truck was just a music truck! 😂😂

  • @cj5857
    @cj5857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “You’re a very bad Chinese boy Phillip!”

  • @EHCBunny4real
    @EHCBunny4real 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Every parent claims they had a terrible childhood.
    My dad had to walk to school barefoot in the snow, while living in a tropical island.

    • @Fr1ght3nD
      @Fr1ght3nD 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cool story bro.

  • @DVohnaOfficial
    @DVohnaOfficial 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    Am I trippin' or is the mom Caucasian and the kid is Caucasian without the 'Cauc'?._.

    • @TaariqSaadiqfilms
      @TaariqSaadiqfilms 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ha!

    • @naw2099
      @naw2099 10 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      2 jokes In one. Niceee

    • @saltycracker5977
      @saltycracker5977 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      So he's a girl? Or did I read your comment out loud...

    • @naw2099
      @naw2099 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      No. Asians are known to have small "Cauc" Get it.

    • @saltycracker5977
      @saltycracker5977 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh now I get it XD

  • @luqvie6857
    @luqvie6857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    can we just acknowledge HOW CUTE HE IS? awh!! 😍🥰

  • @spicedmilks560
    @spicedmilks560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    when me and my mum see an icecream truck she just lies to me and says 'i forgot to bring my wallet' or 'im in a rush we can go later' but we actually never went

  • @lunarcrow8526
    @lunarcrow8526 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Dancing? I wish my mom was that energetic!

    • @DDAYMI
      @DDAYMI 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lunar Crow haha... NO U DONT.

    • @zak3172
      @zak3172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      vm yoongi ikr it's embarrassing and cringy.......can't wait to do that to my kids 😂😂

    • @shreya9607
      @shreya9607 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      vm yoongi you army? Lol

    • @melisa-jn9de
      @melisa-jn9de 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zak3172 I really don't care what people think about my mother.
      I'd annoy them.

  • @UPlayNetwork
    @UPlayNetwork 10 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I have never watched Trophy Wife, but these 2 actors look very entertaining and talented

    • @LightningSonic
      @LightningSonic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Do you ever say anything negative, good sir? Also, are you one person commenting or have they since replaced somebody? I'm really interested. :]

    • @willkelly1078
      @willkelly1078 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how does somebody LOOK talented?

    • @ljhunter
      @ljhunter 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      william dorkonaut In the way they act.

    • @lauren17482
      @lauren17482 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trophy mom is a really good show and I would reccomend to watch it :)

  • @daysirilangston2129
    @daysirilangston2129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That's Fred from Coop and Cami 😂

  • @abbysaid6515
    @abbysaid6515 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My mom told me that when the music on a ice cream truck is playing it was out of ice cream

  • @cyriewilson3170
    @cyriewilson3170 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    They could have added: Steals from your Halloween/Easter Candy. They say they are putting it away so you won't eat too much. What they really mean is: I'm going to put it in a place were I can easily take candy, without you knowing.

    • @shesACE
      @shesACE 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cyrie Wilson Yes! So trueee

    • @flamefusion8963
      @flamefusion8963 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And steal your Christmas and Bar Mitzvah money!

  • @shariqarain
    @shariqarain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    The boy is adorable!

  • @Moonlight-ru9fl
    @Moonlight-ru9fl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was thinking of santa and the easter bunny

  • @daboi2088
    @daboi2088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me: Mom, it's raining outs.....
    Mom: it's because of that phone

  • @haiggoh
    @haiggoh 10 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "Tommy's mom is a criminal." Like, what could possibly wrong with that excuse :D

  • @dudleypunch101
    @dudleypunch101 10 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    the biggest lie is the mom telling that boy she is his mom...

  • @CocoHornsby1864
    @CocoHornsby1864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Me: Mom, my leg is sore
    Mom: Because of you sitting at the Computer all day
    Me: Mom, I have a headache
    Mom: Because of that computer
    Me: Mom, I have the flu... :( Mom:
    *BEcAUsE oF ThAT cOMPuteR*

  • @Hurly
    @Hurly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:06 my mom used to do this to me all the time 😂😂😂😂

  • @angelphan8770
    @angelphan8770 8 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    My ,ok told me if I don't go to sleep earlier the light bulb will come alive and eat me.

    • @angelphan8770
      @angelphan8770 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mom

    • @jovanvranes8038
      @jovanvranes8038 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +angel phan What sweetheart?

    • @hihi-pk8fo
      @hihi-pk8fo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my mom use to say if I don't go to sleep the closet monsters going to come out and take your teddy bear
      my dad said TIME FOR BED we didn't move he said RACE U TO THE BEDROOM I'm like I MISS WIN and as soon as I was in my room I like No I fell for it again uuuugh

    • @shadow-lc9vr
      @shadow-lc9vr 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +angel phan oh

  • @Maddiemaddiemaddie123
    @Maddiemaddiemaddie123 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This little kid is the cutest!!!! Hes soo soo adorable. Kept smiling seeing his reactions

  • @bobtheballoon8947
    @bobtheballoon8947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THINGS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE NOW

  • @lucashyndman4978
    @lucashyndman4978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ‘Tommy’s mum is a criminal.’ 😂😂😂

  • @katemireles2437
    @katemireles2437 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    You can merry pumpkins in some states yes😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @katlusamv2436
      @katlusamv2436 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Looks like no more guy hunting for me :)

    • @stardust6745
      @stardust6745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @katy kat , Like Meliana Trump did , She married to a pumpkin

    • @kat11655
      @kat11655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stardust6745 Omg hahahah yes! 👌😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kloq8813
      @kloq8813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ur beautifull

  • @mblaqminoz
    @mblaqminoz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    It looks more like a babysitter would do.

    • @2wingo
      @2wingo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Parents are basically unpaid, full-time babysitters.

    • @TheAdamBomb
      @TheAdamBomb 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      2wingo More like Full-time babysitters that pay to do it lol.

    • @2wingo
      @2wingo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ***** Maybe her husband is Asian, or the kid is adopted.

    • @mblaqminoz
      @mblaqminoz 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** that wasnt the point. but the behavior and actions from her.

    • @ParkerTheSithDavis
      @ParkerTheSithDavis 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guys its from a Television show the Mom is cate and the kid is bert

  • @rinojayachas6359
    @rinojayachas6359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That’s the dude from Coop and Cami Ask The World!!

  • @user-nf5kw2sn5n
    @user-nf5kw2sn5n 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Legend says she's still counting to this day.*

  • @HappiSushi12
    @HappiSushi12 10 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I also don't appreciate people pointing out that his Mom is a different race than him. We all have eyes it's pretty obvious! Jeez guys it's 2014 expect these things!

    • @123alphadelta
      @123alphadelta 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just because it's more common nowadays doesn't mean we should should we support them...

    • @HappiSushi12
      @HappiSushi12 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      123alphadelta It's the right thing to support someone if it is positive. It's not like you're supporting someone robbing a bank!

    • @KingLashiec
      @KingLashiec 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      123alphadelta What's wrong with adopting outside your race or having children with someone outside your race?

    • @ethanchisholm4168
      @ethanchisholm4168 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You would know 2D you have the weirdest eyes

    • @Allenthegreat
      @Allenthegreat 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They're from trophy wife and the little Asian kid bert was adopted.

  • @sethj2000
    @sethj2000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    My mom once made up a law that swearing was against the law if you are under 18. I never believed it

  • @riley1793
    @riley1793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No wonder Phillip looked so familiar, I saw him from this video

  • @mikehawk1264
    @mikehawk1264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That guy plays Fred in the tv show coop and cami ask the world!