Mommy's Going to Federal Prison
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 พ.ค. 2023
- Happy Thursday, Listeners. Jennifer and Pumps kick off this episode with a hot take on a cold criminal. We then embark on a journey through your many 'had its'. Our listeners had a lot to get off their chests - from the friends that always reject your invitation only to then get mad if you stop inviting them to the blanketed baby photoshoots for every single month milestone on instagram. The girls also discover the one instance Jennifer would happily attend a gender reveal party...
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These woman have become as much a part of my week as calling my mom every Sunday. Thank you ladies for the laughs
Jennifer's facial reaction to the desecration of pickleball via gender reveal party was palpable.
My ex boyfriend referred to Elizabeth Holmes as a “hot girl”. I was so floored by his statement because I thought she was just average at best. It made me lose a lot of respect for him. One of the many reasons he is an ex.
Damn 😂
True
Wow nothing more disappointing than a bf calling a unattractive women attractive. I'm being serious lol
My ex went nuts for Palin....outta there!
Thats enough reason to breakup
Regarding Elizabeth Holmes thing, a less privileged and certainly not white criminal would have been thrown in the slammer and forced to give birth in prison , so why she got any different treatment grinds my gears
Is Pumps finally being arrested for being too hot???
citizens arrest until the police arrive
What is it about that woman?!🔥
@@juliasalisbury890Nothing. She’s a gross old lady.
“My mom was just waiting for me to get to kindergarten so she could carry on with her life” that’s ME lol!
Pumps hearty laughter and Jennifer's cussing is what makes this duo combo the bomb!😂
Watching religiously from Kenya
“She manifested a prison sentence”, had me dying. 😩🤣 Love the podcast. ❤️💞
They put poor women in jail when pregnant. Some deliver in handcuffs and this Can_ gets to stay home. UGH.
I've had it with myself putting lotion on then immediately needing to do something that requires a good grip🙄
My household is literally sick of me talking about Jen and Pumps like they’re some new friends I just met. Lowkey want to start pickle ball and be a lesbian with a Stanley cup.
"She manifested a prison sentence." 😂
No trial gets delayed for normal girls that are pregnant or just had a baby... why is this b so special?
These ladies are definitely not Karens, because they are to logical and normal, to ever be as insane as a Karen. Thank you Girls for your show.
“I was a horrible historian” listen. I just choked laughing 😂😂😂
I’m so glad ya’ll addressed “Selfish Breeding” it really isn’t talked about enough! a lot of young girls are doing it now & it’s infuriating & it makes you look stupid & embarrassed in the future when ya’ll (the couple) break up & put that little innocent kid through unnecessary trauma!!
One of my friends in high-school did this. I stopped talking to her after she got pregnant
I love you guys!!! I’m a bitter 46 year old woman who hates yack mouths too and essentially the world right now. Aliens please come get me!!! Thanks for making my dumb ass long drive to work and back more tolerable 💕
Y’all need to have Elizabeth Holmes as a guest 😅
I thought there wasn’t a premiere until Tuesday!!!! I would have been here! Pumps - J is right! NO KARENS!!!! You guys are amazing because you are so progressive and open minded. Embrace that amazing attitude!
Right? Karen’s are terrible. They’re usually racist, homophobic, and have a way of Weaponizing white women tears that can really damage anyone else they see as a a target (usually a POC who is not following some type of perceived “rule”) 😤
My stepsister is DEFINITELY guilty of selfish breeding. She has 3 at this point back to back with 2 different guys. Poor kids. IVE HAD IT!!!
She manifested a prison sentence 🤣🤣🤣
Jen’s facial expressions while tearing apart the scam artist bitch, makes my whole damn life. The momma bear really came out when talking about what her children will experience for 10 years without their mother. I’m not a mother yet and she enraaaagges me with what she’s done… I can’t imagine how Jen and Pumps feel
No clap!!! Just doesn’t feel right
I look like a freaking bot saying "Hugs from Paraguay", but I can't help it, you girls are not only international, but GLOBAL
Thank you from Tennessee!!!!! My hope for this world is slowly returning. First I found Tennessee Brando and then discovered Blue Dot in Texas and now these two women!!’ I love it!!! They talk just like me and I think my husband is happy he doesn’t have to listen to me complain on an hourly basis ab how our world has gone to s**t. By the way, just discovered an old Sesame Street episode with “Grump Tower” & apparently even Sesame Street thought trump sucks since back in the day.
Tennessee Brando!!! I also just found him, I think we have a Texas Paul now, too!!
If you like Tennessee Brando and Texas Paul, may I suggest Trae Crowder?
@@birdsofparadise8274 thanks, bt im already subscribed to him, love me some Trae!!! Im hoping these men can change some minds around here bc it’s getting scary
Jen! I’m from Philly and it was on the news there was vandalism at a new picket ball court and in my head I was like “I know incredibly more then I’d like to about that sport 😂 love ya!
My sister just had a kid and she's not posting her on social media, thank fuck. I could never look her in the eye again.
Hi Ladies!!! I am a teacher and a grad student and I cannot tell you how much I appreciate these episodes! It is so cathartic to hear your had its! I can't wait to send you a voice memo of my 'had its' within teaching... 🤣😂 Have a wonderful weekend ladies! I need to write report cards lol (while listening to this episode of course!!)
“Bastardized pickle ball” 😂
Y'all have locked in the gays! Forever 'I've Had It' supporter!
How can I submit my rant lol I’ve had it with job interviews!
I was sooo guilty of the being “invited to everything” years ago in my 20’s and now I’m in my 30’s and I pretty much stopped caring 😅 it actually saves me a lot of money when I don’t get invited places because everyone wants to eat out and these prices at restaurants are crazy. Also, I limit my usage of Instagram and don’t watch/look at people’s stories because that’s where a lot of the FOMO comes to play.
Jennifer looks amazing and is so hilarious as always
my friend is having a baby, im so happy she will have a gender reveal party that all of us hate dearly, so my friend said what i thing it is i told her 'its...a baby, defo'
I've Had It is the highlight of my week! I look forward to every Tuesday and Thursday! Best. Podcast. EVER!!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"30 pounds and 30 years ago"
"impressing their followers with sage advice" - laughing so hard at that! You have a great, succinct way with words, Jennifer. How about the selfies where the person pitifully posts, oh, here's how I look, and I'm being brave showing you (my whatever they decide is their gross self) and please don't hate. And then all these people are like, aww, you look so good, hearts/praying hands emojis, blah, blah, blah.
Omg. Pumps imitating Holmes made me spray La Croix😂
0:37, princess Diana of podcasting
I’ve had it with men! And I want jessica and pumps’ stories about them 😂
This podcast is my life support
I always look forward to tuesday and thursday walk so i can listen to this MASTERPIECE
I have a little Karen inside me. I used to call it a little cop. I do really try to keep it stuffed down because..you know..nobody likes it!!!!
I had to google what a Sip and See was... people cannot be serious!! lol
jessica and her lesbian friend have the best podcast!!!!
I totally agree about the email chitter chatter. I only do that extra shit to people I actually know and like!
LETS . GO.
WTF is Bunko? Are you sure that’s a game all the young kids are playing? Sounds more like a game you play when you have to get Bangs.
Middle-aged, bored women get together to play cards. Probably the stuff Joe Friday used to break up in back rooms. Pre-MAGA MAGATs being stupidly privileged. My sister didn't last long: she had to work. They also tried to call it "Banco" instead of "Bunco". I feel somebody had a clue but wasn't sayin'.
I only have one horrendous picture when I was a toddler! My mom didn’t give a flying rat ass about documenting anything and I’ve turned out fine 😂😂😂😂
Obsessed 😊
Pumps and Jessicaaa. Let’s goo
So….since when did Jessica have a divorce!???
Need the details about Jennifer’s necklace ❤
Pumps' top is so cute!!!
"Avatar"? We're not using AOL Instant Messenger anymore! lol
The Princess Diana of Oklahoma City 😂
Was that James from vanderpump rules
15:40. YEP
Listening from Bryan, Tx 15 min away from the unit she is in! Hoping to catch a glimpse of this awful woman. You guys are my new favorite podcast!! Y'all are the cool aunts queer and young people need!
What about the chick who wrote a children book about grieving to help her kids deal with husbands death. Lecture circuit and the whole bit. Now charged with murdering the husband. The dumb box had 4 insurance policies on him and then flaunted her new wealth all over the place…. Btw, do you think Kate Middleton is having kids to insure that Harry’s mixed kids don’t ascend to the throne. If she gets pregnant again I think we have our answer.
I STAN Jessica/Jenny for not letting pickleball tempt her to approve of a gender reveal party!!! At least until Princess Di forced her hand lol
Poor folks don’t get a chance to have a baby then go to jail. They give birth in jail.
Cam you please do an episodes daily? Thanks 😘
a pair of female pirates in the 1700's, Mary Read and Anne Bonney, captured and sentenced to death, escaped hanging by "pleading their bellies"
I live in Houston and admit to being puzzled when I saw you in my feed. I thought,” What in the Nextdoor fuck is this?”
Instead I was treated to two fabulous Southern women who shockingly share all the same views (political and otherwise) as I do. I had truly given up and was surviving on the Meidas Touch. THEN y’all had Ben come on and I died!!
pumps w that red LIP 🫠
Theranos is how I know that rich ppl are stupid. A third year BMS UG student could’ve warned them. I guess she shouldn’t have dropped out 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏿♀️🤷🏽♀️
Mr Wonderful said he was invited to a fund raising show for her company. He said it was the best presentation he ever saw, very impressed with her, at the end he asked to see the machine and, maybe, get a demonstration, she completely refused and Mr Wonderful said "that's a scam". She's a walking scam. When her legal problems started, she started dating a much younger good looking heir of a fortune in the hotels business. I'm sure she seduced his family also. She calculated her pregnancy for her trial, it didn't work because of covid. She married the guy for a lot of reasons, all very convenient for her. So she got her sentence and she planned the second pregnancy to get her some extra time. Looks like she didn't know mothers also go to jail.
Jennifer should pay pumps for representing her in court, or provide her with free interior design services in return (assuming they have similar home decor taste)
One should not a$$ in nose out park unless your vehicle has a reversing camera which will make the process quicker.
I just have to agree that you beautiful ladies are the complete fucking opposite of a Karen!!! A Karen would never say CUNT or any of the other amazing profanities that you both embrace and say with pride! I absolutely fucking love you ladies! Every time I think I’ve come up with a good “I’ve Had It”, y’all address it! Y’all are my sister’s from another mister!!
Pumps it must be pumps please
I like Jessica's necklace.
But the balls are whiffle balls so how are we keeping the powder inside ???😅
Emoji is todays grunt
With the monthly baby pics--those DO matter to me. 4 of my grandkids are not local and live on the opposite ends of the USA than I do. Regular pics of them growing are very welcome--and my daughters who ARE local share pics as well so their sisters and the kids' cousins can see the children as they grow up. Doesn't bother me in the least. It's also fun to see photos of friends' grandchildren. Personally I'd rather see a flood of baby pics than the other garbage that can be found on social media.
I think there’s a distinction when it’s family that care vs the rest of us that do not.
You two need to collab with UNHHHHH with trixie & katya
Wait Jen was married before josh?
why are they not watching over her to make sure she's not pro creating??? mean while, others are going to jail and birth the kids in jail.
It’s something about pumps and that pointy ass chin that just makes me fall in love even more
I've never heard of anyone getting out of prison because they are having a baby.
I had to look this up. She is in prison.
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I’ve HAAAD it with this podcast only publishing new episodes twice a week. I’m finally caught up on episodes, which is the worst.
Jen had a divorce?
You don't want to be a karen. And... neither of you are.
love the podcast and agree mum culture is nuts with all the month pictures etc but does it ever feel a bit woman heavy? ive had it with the best of men on any given day would love to see ive had its on how infuriating men can be rather than endless crapping on women
You know what I can't take? Lume ads in every damn thing I watch.
I’ve had it with Jennifer calling a profile picture an “avatar.” Boomer alert. Lol
It’s cuz an avatar and profile picture are different things, and she’s literally referring to the cartoon avatar you build in every social media app besides Twitter.
Lol so I guess boomer alert is on you😂
Why are these ladies so efing cranky?
Because they've HAD IT!
Okay, I had to pause the video just to write this comment. I have an observation that I think Jacinta and Punks would love.
You were talking about prison, which got me thinking, 'what would Jane and Pips be like in prison?'
Jackie 100% would be top dog. EVERYONE would be her bitch. She would definitely embrace 'gay for the stay' because she gives off lesbian top vibes for sure (I mean power blazers and she can never sit properly in a chair, peep the shoe on the table. VERY gay) She would also run the drug trade in there because she's always talking about tapping veins and injecting shit so it just makes sense.
Now Pops would obviously be the leader of the rival prison gang. She doesn't need to embrace 'gay for the stay' because she's already a lesbian. She would be the person to help people with their parole applications. She takes payment in the form of sachets of sweet tea. Probably smuggled up their asses but it doesn't bother her because she's good with a spoon in the back door.
Can you say "white privilege"?
You should consider not shit talking republicans all the time. I’m a republican and I enjoy your podcast. However, every time you talk shit about republicans, I immediately turn your podcast off.
then this obviously isn’t the place for you🫶🏽
lmao love that y’all
can be horrible people but no one is allowed to talk about it. fck offfff
Who are you talking about???????