Mommy's Going to Federal Prison

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  • @michaelhooper1717
    @michaelhooper1717 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    These woman have become as much a part of my week as calling my mom every Sunday. Thank you ladies for the laughs

  • @Mybestfriendlivesinboston
    @Mybestfriendlivesinboston ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Regarding Elizabeth Holmes thing, a less privileged and certainly not white criminal would have been thrown in the slammer and forced to give birth in prison , so why she got any different treatment grinds my gears

  • @casiosaurus
    @casiosaurus ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Is Pumps finally being arrested for being too hot???

    • @michaelhooper1717
      @michaelhooper1717 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      citizens arrest until the police arrive

    • @juliasalisbury890
      @juliasalisbury890 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What is it about that woman?!🔥

    • @johnr5252
      @johnr5252 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@juliasalisbury890Nothing. She’s a gross old lady.

  • @ssmith8758
    @ssmith8758 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    My ex boyfriend referred to Elizabeth Holmes as a “hot girl”. I was so floored by his statement because I thought she was just average at best. It made me lose a lot of respect for him. One of the many reasons he is an ex.

    • @c.t.4837
      @c.t.4837 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn 😂

    • @MinkytheMinkY
      @MinkytheMinkY ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True

    • @katc2040
      @katc2040 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow nothing more disappointing than a bf calling a unattractive women attractive. I'm being serious lol

    • @blackawana
      @blackawana 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      My ex went nuts for Palin....outta there!

    • @veronica5lmaa
      @veronica5lmaa 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thats enough reason to breakup

  • @Huebz
    @Huebz ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Jennifer's facial reaction to the desecration of pickleball via gender reveal party was palpable.

  • @junemuchiri609
    @junemuchiri609 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Pumps hearty laughter and Jennifer's cussing is what makes this duo combo the bomb!😂
    Watching religiously from Kenya

  • @WhosaidIrene
    @WhosaidIrene ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg. Pumps imitating Holmes made me spray La Croix😂

  • @serenaofvenus
    @serenaofvenus ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “My mom was just waiting for me to get to kindergarten so she could carry on with her life” that’s ME lol!

  • @JordanCRyals
    @JordanCRyals ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “She manifested a prison sentence”, had me dying. 😩🤣 Love the podcast. ❤️💞

  • @alanfite333
    @alanfite333 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    These ladies are definitely not Karens, because they are to logical and normal, to ever be as insane as a Karen. Thank you Girls for your show.

  • @carolwilliams5390
    @carolwilliams5390 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    They put poor women in jail when pregnant. Some deliver in handcuffs and this Can_ gets to stay home. UGH.

  • @CoffeeBuzzzz
    @CoffeeBuzzzz ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I've had it with myself putting lotion on then immediately needing to do something that requires a good grip🙄

  • @emilysullivan5302
    @emilysullivan5302 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    No trial gets delayed for normal girls that are pregnant or just had a baby... why is this b so special?

  • @haileymelvin8170
    @haileymelvin8170 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I’m so glad ya’ll addressed “Selfish Breeding” it really isn’t talked about enough! a lot of young girls are doing it now & it’s infuriating & it makes you look stupid & embarrassed in the future when ya’ll (the couple) break up & put that little innocent kid through unnecessary trauma!!

    • @katc2040
      @katc2040 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One of my friends in high-school did this. I stopped talking to her after she got pregnant

  • @georgexfekete
    @georgexfekete ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “I was a horrible historian” listen. I just choked laughing 😂😂😂

  • @jenniferbee5228
    @jenniferbee5228 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "She manifested a prison sentence." 😂

  • @swals05able
    @swals05able 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I live in Houston and admit to being puzzled when I saw you in my feed. I thought,” What in the Nextdoor fuck is this?”
    Instead I was treated to two fabulous Southern women who shockingly share all the same views (political and otherwise) as I do. I had truly given up and was surviving on the Meidas Touch. THEN y’all had Ben come on and I died!!

  • @charlottewenzel2005
    @charlottewenzel2005 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Thank you from Tennessee!!!!! My hope for this world is slowly returning. First I found Tennessee Brando and then discovered Blue Dot in Texas and now these two women!!’ I love it!!! They talk just like me and I think my husband is happy he doesn’t have to listen to me complain on an hourly basis ab how our world has gone to s**t. By the way, just discovered an old Sesame Street episode with “Grump Tower” & apparently even Sesame Street thought trump sucks since back in the day.

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Tennessee Brando!!! I also just found him, I think we have a Texas Paul now, too!!

    • @birdsofparadise8274
      @birdsofparadise8274 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      If you like Tennessee Brando and Texas Paul, may I suggest Trae Crowder?

    • @charlottewenzel2005
      @charlottewenzel2005 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@birdsofparadise8274 thanks, bt im already subscribed to him, love me some Trae!!! Im hoping these men can change some minds around here bc it’s getting scary

  • @jennifergurule1703
    @jennifergurule1703 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My household is literally sick of me talking about Jen and Pumps like they’re some new friends I just met. Lowkey want to start pickle ball and be a lesbian with a Stanley cup.

  • @DoctorJoanieTool
    @DoctorJoanieTool ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I thought there wasn’t a premiere until Tuesday!!!! I would have been here! Pumps - J is right! NO KARENS!!!! You guys are amazing because you are so progressive and open minded. Embrace that amazing attitude!

    • @ambriaashley3383
      @ambriaashley3383 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right? Karen’s are terrible. They’re usually racist, homophobic, and have a way of Weaponizing white women tears that can really damage anyone else they see as a a target (usually a POC who is not following some type of perceived “rule”) 😤

  • @allthatmakeup143
    @allthatmakeup143 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My stepsister is DEFINITELY guilty of selfish breeding. She has 3 at this point back to back with 2 different guys. Poor kids. IVE HAD IT!!!

  • @stormdorrisllc
    @stormdorrisllc ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She manifested a prison sentence 🤣🤣🤣

  • @aliciawilliams3778
    @aliciawilliams3778 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love you guys!!! I’m a bitter 46 year old woman who hates yack mouths too and essentially the world right now. Aliens please come get me!!! Thanks for making my dumb ass long drive to work and back more tolerable 💕

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:37, princess Diana of podcasting

  • @josereyes7465
    @josereyes7465 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I look like a freaking bot saying "Hugs from Paraguay", but I can't help it, you girls are not only international, but GLOBAL

  • @sarbear5129
    @sarbear5129 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jen! I’m from Philly and it was on the news there was vandalism at a new picket ball court and in my head I was like “I know incredibly more then I’d like to about that sport 😂 love ya!

  • @aeiou1237
    @aeiou1237 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Y’all need to have Elizabeth Holmes as a guest 😅

  • @lisafulkerson6903
    @lisafulkerson6903 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hi Ladies!!! I am a teacher and a grad student and I cannot tell you how much I appreciate these episodes! It is so cathartic to hear your had its! I can't wait to send you a voice memo of my 'had its' within teaching... 🤣😂 Have a wonderful weekend ladies! I need to write report cards lol (while listening to this episode of course!!)

  • @chriiiiis
    @chriiiiis ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My sister just had a kid and she's not posting her on social media, thank fuck. I could never look her in the eye again.

  • @Emmett_Odor
    @Emmett_Odor ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No clap!!! Just doesn’t feel right

  • @sandyonsocial
    @sandyonsocial ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Y'all have locked in the gays! Forever 'I've Had It' supporter!

  • @liviliv7814
    @liviliv7814 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How can I submit my rant lol I’ve had it with job interviews!

  • @cindypoole6792
    @cindypoole6792 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Watching some of the older pods since I'm caught up and haven't EVER seen the pods from a year ago. They're still so funny and relevant. There are many women who have babies in prison.

  • @carolbuzelim
    @carolbuzelim ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my friend is having a baby, im so happy she will have a gender reveal party that all of us hate dearly, so my friend said what i thing it is i told her 'its...a baby, defo'

  • @monardamoth
    @monardamoth ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jennifer looks amazing and is so hilarious as always

  • @perfumedelight66
    @perfumedelight66 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    15:40. YEP

  • @lisa63artist
    @lisa63artist ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "impressing their followers with sage advice" - laughing so hard at that! You have a great, succinct way with words, Jennifer. How about the selfies where the person pitifully posts, oh, here's how I look, and I'm being brave showing you (my whatever they decide is their gross self) and please don't hate. And then all these people are like, aww, you look so good, hearts/praying hands emojis, blah, blah, blah.

  • @tl5833
    @tl5833 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’ve had it with men! And I want jessica and pumps’ stories about them 😂

  • @mikaelarule
    @mikaelarule ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jen’s facial expressions while tearing apart the scam artist bitch, makes my whole damn life. The momma bear really came out when talking about what her children will experience for 10 years without their mother. I’m not a mother yet and she enraaaagges me with what she’s done… I can’t imagine how Jen and Pumps feel

  • @UhhOlivia
    @UhhOlivia ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "30 pounds and 30 years ago"

  • @chriiiiis
    @chriiiiis ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This podcast is my life support

  • @Bellasmomma1
    @Bellasmomma1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Bastardized pickle ball” 😂

  • @mrswood2002
    @mrswood2002 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've Had It is the highlight of my week! I look forward to every Tuesday and Thursday! Best. Podcast. EVER!!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @candy2325
    @candy2325 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was sooo guilty of the being “invited to everything” years ago in my 20’s and now I’m in my 30’s and I pretty much stopped caring 😅 it actually saves me a lot of money when I don’t get invited places because everyone wants to eat out and these prices at restaurants are crazy. Also, I limit my usage of Instagram and don’t watch/look at people’s stories because that’s where a lot of the FOMO comes to play.

  • @henryhola
    @henryhola ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Avatar"? We're not using AOL Instant Messenger anymore! lol

  • @thatsonperiod
    @thatsonperiod ปีที่แล้ว +3

    jessica and her lesbian friend have the best podcast!!!!

  • @bevwest7428
    @bevwest7428 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have a little Karen inside me. I used to call it a little cop. I do really try to keep it stuffed down because..you know..nobody likes it!!!!

  • @colesonbrown5252
    @colesonbrown5252 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Listening from Bryan, Tx 15 min away from the unit she is in! Hoping to catch a glimpse of this awful woman. You guys are my new favorite podcast!! Y'all are the cool aunts queer and young people need!

  • @candifardoe6124
    @candifardoe6124 ปีที่แล้ว

    I totally agree about the email chitter chatter. I only do that extra shit to people I actually know and like!

  • @bellei365
    @bellei365 ปีที่แล้ว

    I always look forward to tuesday and thursday walk so i can listen to this MASTERPIECE

  • @zarbarbiexoxo
    @zarbarbiexoxo ปีที่แล้ว

    I had to google what a Sip and See was... people cannot be serious!! lol

  • @tobipradasri4089
    @tobipradasri4089 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I only have one horrendous picture when I was a toddler! My mom didn’t give a flying rat ass about documenting anything and I’ve turned out fine 😂😂😂😂

  • @peacefulabode2105
    @peacefulabode2105 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So….since when did Jessica have a divorce!???

  • @Jason-yh1de
    @Jason-yh1de ปีที่แล้ว

    I STAN Jessica/Jenny for not letting pickleball tempt her to approve of a gender reveal party!!! At least until Princess Di forced her hand lol

  • @nahidabee12
    @nahidabee12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pumps and Jessicaaa. Let’s goo

  • @britnibrady8492
    @britnibrady8492 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    WTF is Bunko? Are you sure that’s a game all the young kids are playing? Sounds more like a game you play when you have to get Bangs.

    • @blackawana
      @blackawana 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Middle-aged, bored women get together to play cards. Probably the stuff Joe Friday used to break up in back rooms. Pre-MAGA MAGATs being stupidly privileged. My sister didn't last long: she had to work. They also tried to call it "Banco" instead of "Bunco". I feel somebody had a clue but wasn't sayin'.

  • @mkwaterz
    @mkwaterz ปีที่แล้ว

    Jennifer should pay pumps for representing her in court, or provide her with free interior design services in return (assuming they have similar home decor taste)

  • @tessj7602
    @tessj7602 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just have to agree that you beautiful ladies are the complete fucking opposite of a Karen!!! A Karen would never say CUNT or any of the other amazing profanities that you both embrace and say with pride! I absolutely fucking love you ladies! Every time I think I’ve come up with a good “I’ve Had It”, y’all address it! Y’all are my sister’s from another mister!!

  • @kelseyferro
    @kelseyferro ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Obsessed 😊

  • @taratalbott745
    @taratalbott745 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Princess Diana of Oklahoma City 😂

  • @lizmw121
    @lizmw121 ปีที่แล้ว

    Need the details about Jennifer’s necklace ❤

  • @nymiee
    @nymiee ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LETS . GO.

  • @caribqueen63
    @caribqueen63 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Poor folks don’t get a chance to have a baby then go to jail. They give birth in jail.

  • @kellyadair3610
    @kellyadair3610 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've never heard of anyone getting out of prison because they are having a baby.

    • @kellyadair3610
      @kellyadair3610 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had to look this up. She is in prison.

  • @sandynowack5187
    @sandynowack5187 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What about the chick who wrote a children book about grieving to help her kids deal with husbands death. Lecture circuit and the whole bit. Now charged with murdering the husband. The dumb box had 4 insurance policies on him and then flaunted her new wealth all over the place…. Btw, do you think Kate Middleton is having kids to insure that Harry’s mixed kids don’t ascend to the throne. If she gets pregnant again I think we have our answer.

  • @kellyadair3610
    @kellyadair3610 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was that James from vanderpump rules

  • @debbiechang5781
    @debbiechang5781 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It’s very bad to be a Karen! Pumps is too cool to be a Karen💐

  • @DeKalbGal
    @DeKalbGal 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Mr Wonderful said he was invited to a fund raising show for her company. He said it was the best presentation he ever saw, very impressed with her, at the end he asked to see the machine and, maybe, get a demonstration, she completely refused and Mr Wonderful said "that's a scam". She's a walking scam. When her legal problems started, she started dating a much younger good looking heir of a fortune in the hotels business. I'm sure she seduced his family also. She calculated her pregnancy for her trial, it didn't work because of covid. She married the guy for a lot of reasons, all very convenient for her. So she got her sentence and she planned the second pregnancy to get her some extra time. Looks like she didn't know mothers also go to jail.

  • @briggs5534
    @briggs5534 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    a pair of female pirates in the 1700's, Mary Read and Anne Bonney, captured and sentenced to death, escaped hanging by "pleading their bellies"

  • @kirbywaknife
    @kirbywaknife ปีที่แล้ว

    pumps w that red LIP 🫠

  • @gracelloyd3758
    @gracelloyd3758 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Theranos is how I know that rich ppl are stupid. A third year BMS UG student could’ve warned them. I guess she shouldn’t have dropped out 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @brittanykerr310
    @brittanykerr310 ปีที่แล้ว

    But the balls are whiffle balls so how are we keeping the powder inside ???😅

  • @omgkthxbi
    @omgkthxbi ปีที่แล้ว

    Pumps' top is so cute!!!

  • @williamadebonojo3061
    @williamadebonojo3061 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    One should not a$$ in nose out park unless your vehicle has a reversing camera which will make the process quicker.

  • @kathyruder5301
    @kathyruder5301 ปีที่แล้ว

    With the monthly baby pics--those DO matter to me. 4 of my grandkids are not local and live on the opposite ends of the USA than I do. Regular pics of them growing are very welcome--and my daughters who ARE local share pics as well so their sisters and the kids' cousins can see the children as they grow up. Doesn't bother me in the least. It's also fun to see photos of friends' grandchildren. Personally I'd rather see a flood of baby pics than the other garbage that can be found on social media.

    • @swals05able
      @swals05able 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think there’s a distinction when it’s family that care vs the rest of us that do not.

  • @nancyc1674
    @nancyc1674 ปีที่แล้ว

    Emoji is todays grunt

  • @Justcetriyaart
    @Justcetriyaart ปีที่แล้ว

    why are they not watching over her to make sure she's not pro creating??? mean while, others are going to jail and birth the kids in jail.

  • @cliffmcaden363
    @cliffmcaden363 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pumps it must be pumps please

  • @Darling_Nicci
    @Darling_Nicci ปีที่แล้ว

    Cam you please do an episodes daily? Thanks 😘

  • @user-ut6um6vy6b
    @user-ut6um6vy6b ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve HAAAD it with this podcast only publishing new episodes twice a week. I’m finally caught up on episodes, which is the worst.

  • @truequartz8610
    @truequartz8610 ปีที่แล้ว

    You don't want to be a karen. And... neither of you are.

  • @juliagray1276
    @juliagray1276 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like Jessica's necklace.

  • @kasG103rd
    @kasG103rd ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s something about pumps and that pointy ass chin that just makes me fall in love even more

  • @charliestocks1142
    @charliestocks1142 ปีที่แล้ว

    You two need to collab with UNHHHHH with trixie & katya

  • @xoxoabbz2339
    @xoxoabbz2339 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wait Jen was married before josh?

  • @MinkytheMinkY
    @MinkytheMinkY ปีที่แล้ว

    Jen had a divorce?

  • @moniekhuizinga3474
    @moniekhuizinga3474 ปีที่แล้ว

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @kellyadair3610
    @kellyadair3610 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know what I can't take? Lume ads in every damn thing I watch.

  • @kevinwatchoutforthelight1299
    @kevinwatchoutforthelight1299 ปีที่แล้ว

    love the podcast and agree mum culture is nuts with all the month pictures etc but does it ever feel a bit woman heavy? ive had it with the best of men on any given day would love to see ive had its on how infuriating men can be rather than endless crapping on women

  • @dorranabbott3790
    @dorranabbott3790 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve had it with Jennifer calling a profile picture an “avatar.” Boomer alert. Lol

    • @mamameg9916
      @mamameg9916 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s cuz an avatar and profile picture are different things, and she’s literally referring to the cartoon avatar you build in every social media app besides Twitter.

    • @mamameg9916
      @mamameg9916 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol so I guess boomer alert is on you😂

  • @meaux689
    @meaux689 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why are these ladies so efing cranky?

    • @blackawana
      @blackawana 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Because they've HAD IT!

  • @natasha.s6010
    @natasha.s6010 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay, I had to pause the video just to write this comment. I have an observation that I think Jacinta and Punks would love.
    You were talking about prison, which got me thinking, 'what would Jane and Pips be like in prison?'
    Jackie 100% would be top dog. EVERYONE would be her bitch. She would definitely embrace 'gay for the stay' because she gives off lesbian top vibes for sure (I mean power blazers and she can never sit properly in a chair, peep the shoe on the table. VERY gay) She would also run the drug trade in there because she's always talking about tapping veins and injecting shit so it just makes sense.
    Now Pops would obviously be the leader of the rival prison gang. She doesn't need to embrace 'gay for the stay' because she's already a lesbian. She would be the person to help people with their parole applications. She takes payment in the form of sachets of sweet tea. Probably smuggled up their asses but it doesn't bother her because she's good with a spoon in the back door.

  • @karenokeson2705
    @karenokeson2705 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can you say "white privilege"?

  • @CF-rl8mz
    @CF-rl8mz ปีที่แล้ว

    You should consider not shit talking republicans all the time. I’m a republican and I enjoy your podcast. However, every time you talk shit about republicans, I immediately turn your podcast off.

    • @xiomy3
      @xiomy3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      then this obviously isn’t the place for you🫶🏽

    • @faith8090
      @faith8090 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao love that y’all
      can be horrible people but no one is allowed to talk about it. fck offfff

  • @johnkeegan8770
    @johnkeegan8770 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Who are you talking about???????