Investigating The Wario Greentext

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  • @CaravanNoobs
    @CaravanNoobs 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2527

    Oh, my first instinct to reading Wario Greentext was the story about Stephan and his Wario obsession.

    • @TheGlooSniffer
      @TheGlooSniffer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +707

      MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM!
      ~ Marco Rubio

    • @MrMisfortune
      @MrMisfortune 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +363

      That one's my favorite greentext, it rides that line of being somewhat believable while also being completely insane

    • @Pack64
      @Pack64 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Same

    • @theraymunator
      @theraymunator 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

      You're lucky your first thought wasn't about the other Wario greentext. You know, the one where a guy became infatuated with Wario

    • @BladeCrossEXE
      @BladeCrossEXE 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Same.

  • @TheRealDismantler
    @TheRealDismantler 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +405

    Wario has canonically shat

    • @Topdoggie7
      @Topdoggie7 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      Multiple times.

    • @TheRealHelvetica
      @TheRealHelvetica 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      If he farts, he poops.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      So has Mario

    • @alyx5491
      @alyx5491 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Why do you think the biggest heroes in the Mushroom Kingdom are plumbers?

    • @adwm1514
      @adwm1514 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@TheRealHelvetica WHERE THERES RAIN...THERES THUNDER! Type of vibe

  • @PickleJello
    @PickleJello 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +726

    "How big is your poop?"
    "Quit it with the dirty questions! But this is a good question..."

  • @Wario-The-Legend
    @Wario-The-Legend 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1331

    I thought this was going to be about Stephen, Wario's greatest warrior and origin of the waft.

    • @Alusion94
      @Alusion94 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +148

      MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM!!!

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Same here, I was a little disappointed

    • @Noticias_juanito.z64
      @Noticias_juanito.z64 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Me too

    • @skittlesilly
      @skittlesilly 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      i think we all did

    • @Wariosdigi-farm
      @Wariosdigi-farm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      People must really love us

  • @PriffyViole
    @PriffyViole 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

    "He hates smart things"
    There's one more for the "Wario straight-up doesn't like Orbulon" pile.

  • @theraymunator
    @theraymunator 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +221

    I love how jokes about Wario shitting and pissing are an actual trait of the character and not just stuff the fans came up with

    • @GrizbyK72
      @GrizbyK72 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      He does canonically have a dirty sense of humour so it checks out.

  • @gengarrhea
    @gengarrhea 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +750

    it should be known lore that wario can piss holes into drywall.

    • @totalmarh
      @totalmarh 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Please elaborate

    • @Topdoggie7
      @Topdoggie7 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      I'm going to be up all night over this.

    • @lrobin-is8dg
      @lrobin-is8dg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Send proof please

    • @thease2096
      @thease2096 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      do you have video evidence?

    • @justinbuddy56
      @justinbuddy56 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Sauce?

  • @churupinha3510
    @churupinha3510 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +787

    i'm pretty sure in japanese the word for "uncle" is often used to generally refer to middle-aged men, that's probably the reason for mona calling him "uncle wario"

    • @dylanzlol7293
      @dylanzlol7293 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      Itd be interesing if wario was an actual uncle through, since itd imply the existence of wario's brother

    • @MishKoz
      @MishKoz  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +277

      @@churupinha3510 lol yeah I should have made it clear in the video that he's not _literally_ Mona's uncle either. Kinda like how in English we can call pretty much anyone "bro" without them being directly related to us

    • @baronkarza2939
      @baronkarza2939 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      @@MishKoz where I'm from its not uncommon to call family friends uncle
      maybe it's one of those deals

    • @derangedfreackingtwistedps5048
      @derangedfreackingtwistedps5048 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      UNC WARIO

    • @Namingway248
      @Namingway248 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      @@baronkarza2939 I feel like, many many years ago, it used to be somewhat common to call close family friends "uncle" here in america too, but it seems to not be as common anymore.

  • @impermanentLucidity
    @impermanentLucidity 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +483

    I absolutely love that NONE of this is made up or exaggerated, not even the part about Wario going "You don't want to die, right?! Well, I don't either! So I don't!!"

    • @geistgrace6452
      @geistgrace6452 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      That line genuinely sounds like something an anime protagonist would say.

    • @Wariosdigi-farm
      @Wariosdigi-farm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I would never lie to you 👌🧄👃

    • @chermal7311
      @chermal7311 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      ​@@geistgrace6452That's because Wario IS an anime protagonist.

    • @mlgodzilla4206
      @mlgodzilla4206 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@Wariosdigi-farmWario keeping it real

    • @Wariosdigi-farm
      @Wariosdigi-farm 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mlgodzilla4206 wahell yeah!!

  • @chinchindaisukiman
    @chinchindaisukiman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +308

    In the Japanese, his favorite pro-wrestlers are called Butcher and Chin. He also listens to Japanese enka music instead of American country.

    • @Tatulak
      @Tatulak 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      oh, enka music is popular with farmers? that would help to support the Wario's farmer background
      Since he listen to country in the english one

    • @chinchindaisukiman
      @chinchindaisukiman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      @@Tatulak Yeah its popular with any sort of middle-aged working class so it does make sense that way.

    • @_mango_
      @_mango_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@chinchindaisukimanbased username chinchin daisuki man

    • @4ndr00med4
      @4ndr00med4 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Chin? From the hit game Hong Kong 97???

    • @fuckiopussigetti453
      @fuckiopussigetti453 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'd also imagine he listens to older country, maybe going as recent about 70s or 80s country and dabbling in newer stuff if anything but might listen to any releases of his favorite artists after that if he loves them enough

  • @galaxycamerata
    @galaxycamerata 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    I always loved the layers that "He doesn't feel like it" bit adds to Wario's invincibility disappearing in 4.
    The implication being he felt like being an adrenaline junkie while on that expedition.

    • @Pimploaf_YTP
      @Pimploaf_YTP 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He still doesn't actually die in that one (unless the final boss was different), he just gets kicked back to the hub, complete with a cinematic.

  • @okdingo
    @okdingo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    I always liked the idea of Wario having good hygiene. He does have perfect white teeth and a carefully waxed mustache after all.

    • @1BeautifulDuck
      @1BeautifulDuck 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Canonically, he just eats the bacteria that causes cavities.

    • @okdingo
      @okdingo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@1BeautifulDuck I love that.

    • @jacksonvoet8312
      @jacksonvoet8312 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yep, his stink is the pure stink of greed and malice emanating from his soul… and the thousands of pounds of garlic he stores in his overalls.

  • @floodedmoat
    @floodedmoat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

    Ok, about the bench press part...
    The kilogram to pound conversion is approximately 1 kg per 2.2 lbs, so if you convert Wario's self-reported bench to imperial units, it's about 440 pounds. If you don't frequent a gym that number probably doesn't mean much, so let me put it into perspective: The world record raw bench press was performed by Julius Maddox in 2021, benching a whopping 355 kg, or 782 lbs in front of IPF officials. It's important to note that this particular individual is 190 cm (or 6 foot 3 inches) and weighs a little over 200 kg himself. A giant like Maddox is among the most elite level lifters in the world, and much of this is owed to his enormous frame. Compared to Wario, who is likely the same height as Mario at 4'11", he stands well over a foot and a half above him. Proportionally speaking, Wario lifting 200 kg at 4'11" as compared to Maddox's 355 kg at 6'3" means Wario comes close to holding his own in his weight class against a professional, assuming their BMIs are similar (if you look at Julius Maddox, you'll see what I'm talking about). Bringing things back down to your usual gym-goers, very few even begin to compare to Wario's casual flex. Based on over 30 million entries on the strengthlevel website, Wario handily meets the elite-level powerlifting standard, putting him in the

    • @Shannon4710
      @Shannon4710 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I have always found it fun how they give those reasonable, though still impressive, numbers in manuals and such and then follows it up with him easily lifting and throwing things likely weighing many tons in the games.

    • @magetsalive5162
      @magetsalive5162 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wario has mad gainz.
      Money or muscles? Yes.

    • @interdimensionalcommunicat9750
      @interdimensionalcommunicat9750 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Wario isn't the same height as Mario, in most games he's taller than Mario but shorter than Luigi.

    • @v3nomshank
      @v3nomshank 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      wario prob weighs about 400 pounds from all the garlic he devours

    • @apairofhands3464
      @apairofhands3464 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Mario is 5'1"

  • @FirstRecords204
    @FirstRecords204 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    i like how so much of wario's lore is just made up on the spot for a gag on some piece of paper

  • @Lucas-Omega
    @Lucas-Omega 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    Was saddened when I clicked on the video and realized this wasn’t going to be about the Stephan Wario greentext.
    I will say though, this video is amazing and well researched.

  • @dev_the_gamer593
    @dev_the_gamer593 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +353

    I thought this was gonna be about the wario steam one 😭

  • @NeoAya
    @NeoAya 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +277

    Shame on you for not debunking the logistics behind the Wario Steam being able to blow someone's hair back instead
    Edit: Nevermind why does this man shit yellow wtf

    • @Emery_Pallas
      @Emery_Pallas 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Based on his description, personal experimentation

    • @problemsfan4132
      @problemsfan4132 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      Curry can be colored with turmeric, the sheer volume must've dyed it to the bitter end...

    • @chermal7311
      @chermal7311 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      It uhh... Happens, sometimes. Can be from eating certain things or from the food going through your system faster than normal, meaning there's more bile and stuff left in the stool. Which isn't something to be concerned about usually just it's kinda freaky.
      Why do I know this? Anxiety and googling to find out why- uhh, this is TMI atp sorry

    • @justcuz8202
      @justcuz8202 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Greenish, yellowish, brown, all fine and healthy enough ranges of colour. You should only be worried (and VERY WORRIED at that) if it's black or red.

    • @ZizZap4
      @ZizZap4 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Happens with curry.

  • @Skawo
    @Skawo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +459

    It still boggles my mind how Nintendo got away with writing to five year olds about Arewo Shitain looking at porn in those Wario Land 4 fan mail things

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Its all in satirical nature you know🥴🥴

    • @shirleymaemattthews4862
      @shirleymaemattthews4862 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      American Nintendo WILL NOT DO THAT NOW..

    • @arekrekas213
      @arekrekas213 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      woah! skawo cameo.

    • @Emery_Pallas
      @Emery_Pallas 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Oh god its real

    • @mochamanplays257
      @mochamanplays257 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      Regarding the garlic giving Wario powers, there was an episode of Popeye where he explained his ancestor would sniff garlic for his strength before he discovered spinach.
      Also
      14:35 why does the chicken have like actual boobs?

  • @WilfredCthulu
    @WilfredCthulu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

    Fitting with the quirkiness of Wario Land I do miss when you would go to a game manual or other side media and it would tell you all this weird trivia or bizzare happens about the characters and world. It's charming. Plus there would be cool designs like the Pokemon manual being a trainer's guide and the dk64 one being written by Cranky and the whole style of the dktv website. You don't get that kind of personality anymore.
    You want an interview!? Wario give you an interview!

    • @fuckiopussigetti453
      @fuckiopussigetti453 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Some other good ones are Saints Row where it's a police file on all the gangs including a reference to Troy, a UC cop and Sly 2's manual being the Thevious Racoonus

    • @chermal7311
      @chermal7311 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      There are a couple things like that that pop up here and there, off the top of my head I know Toby Fox's games have had a lot of neat quirky trivia and fanmail thingies. Spamton's Sweepstake stream comes to mind, plus all the things in the newsletter. But generally yeah wish there was more fun outside of the game stuff like that nowadays

    • @WilfredCthulu
      @WilfredCthulu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Of course indies are an exception.

    • @Graphomite
      @Graphomite 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      One of the things I appreciate about Kirby games (or virtually any HAL or Sakurai developed game) is that they provide lots of flavor text within the pause menues, effectively creating a digital game manual. More games should do this.

  • @cidlunius1076
    @cidlunius1076 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    7:26 It's because the order of the words is Wario-Ojiisan, so you're definitely right on the correct translation being Uncle Wario.

  • @bodhidaruma2824
    @bodhidaruma2824 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I had to stop and reevaluate my life's choices when I heard donkey kong asking wario about the size of his shits.

  • @tristama_youtube
    @tristama_youtube 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

    I thought this was the "my mustache has deemed you get my Wario steam" greentext

    • @KidPrarchord95
      @KidPrarchord95 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Me too

    • @4ndr00med4
      @4ndr00med4 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      That one is 100% real, no proof required.

    • @chippler5822
      @chippler5822 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@4ndr00med4 it's true i was the steam

  • @TM30ShadowBall
    @TM30ShadowBall 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Clicked on the video expecting that certain other Wario greentext unironically being tested for legitimacy, and instead I get a list of supposed Wario facts that all were at least somewhat true.
    Very pleasantly surprised.

  • @ProGremlinPlayer
    @ProGremlinPlayer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    The title legit made me think that the video was about to be about the greentext involving the fat kid, Stephen who was really obsessed with Wario and farted in class. Like, you would analyze the probability of the story even try to track down using various means if Stephen was an actual person and this actually happened. Such a concept is so funny that you might as well entertain the idea right? Maybe use some complex math to see if human farts can physically blow people's hair like how the greentext describes and stuff.

    • @CallofFreaky
      @CallofFreaky 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I would try to figure out how to “play Wario”

    • @chippler5822
      @chippler5822 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      "bro please test farting hair physics it'd be sooooo funny"

  • @dekufiremage7808
    @dekufiremage7808 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    Grip strength =/= Lift strength
    Also the weird uncle wario stuff probably comes from directly translating ojisan, which while it does mean uncle is also just a way that men can generically be referred as depending on their status or relationship to the speaker.

    • @ricksanchez538
      @ricksanchez538 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bro here can grip like crazy due to all that ph

  • @FizzyChalice
    @FizzyChalice 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    9:30 I can think of another: Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik.
    Eggman can be terrifying, hell-bent on world domination, willing to do all sorts of horrific things without a second thought. But at the same time, he lends himself perfect to being a comedic villain, that you can’t take seriously.
    I imagine Eggman is able to pull off this dichotomy for similar reasons to Wario.

  • @Chdonga
    @Chdonga 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    It's been so long since seeing that greentext that I assumed there was some new Wario creepypasta that was sweeping the nation

    • @Emery_Pallas
      @Emery_Pallas 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      To be fair, some of the information within I think counts as a creepypasta

    • @pingaschu2279
      @pingaschu2279 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      YOU WANT FUN?

  • @DudleyKetsukane
    @DudleyKetsukane 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    I think this video was gonna be about that greentext about the fat kid who liked wario alot

  • @yomama9390
    @yomama9390 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    in wario land 4 he doesn't die either, though. he just gets kicked out.

  • @noahrules7146
    @noahrules7146 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    at first i thought this was going to be the stephen wario greentext and you were going to find out if stephen is actually dead or not

  • @orsonzedd
    @orsonzedd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    "uncle Wario" is how Google translates "Wario Sama"

    • @MishKoz
      @MishKoz  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      The text I translated had the phrase "ワリオのおじ" or "Wario no oji"

    • @orsonzedd
      @orsonzedd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @MishKoz Oh right Oji, anyway Japan has a ton of these words that are superlatives for someone. Basically they don't translate to English so a lot of the times they get ignored.

    • @bewearstar9462
      @bewearstar9462 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wario sama is more like Lord Wario

    • @orsonzedd
      @orsonzedd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@bewearstar9462 aye Sama is the pronoun Wario uses for himself

  • @ClubbingSealCub
    @ClubbingSealCub 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    He 'can't die' is from the wario land 2 manual. I distinctly remember reading it there. I'll have to dig it up.

  • @Kain128
    @Kain128 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    The Q&A segments remind me of Strong Bad, something about the voice and the snarky responses.

  • @QJrocks
    @QJrocks 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    That intro edit was super clean, and the music title cards are also much appreciated. Also the Wario impression for his answers are e-e-e-excellent!
    -Also I can't believe you'd try to get people to stop watching before the beauty and wonder of --16:32--. Cruel, I tell you. Cruel.-

  • @JosephShemelewski
    @JosephShemelewski 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I didn't expect to wake up around 2am and learn what color Wario's poop is in the morning

  • @sticklyboi
    @sticklyboi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    MY MOUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM

  • @Jimmygaming711
    @Jimmygaming711 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I like how half the comments also thought this was gonna be about the wario steam story

  • @knack3381
    @knack3381 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    It's so funny to me you made a video about this, I've been thinking about how credible this greentext actually is for a while.
    Specifically cause Wario only dying if he feels like it is really funny to me but I can't find any other sources. Given his encounter with a genie, I could find it believable enough as a headcanon though.

  • @bb8780
    @bb8780 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    In Japanese instruction book, his favorite wrestlers are "Putcher" and "Chingh", reference from Abdullah the Butcher and Tiger Jeet Singh, famous heel wrestlers.
    (Sorry if I had mistranslation since I'm Japanese)

  • @no64256
    @no64256 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Thanks for finding the invincible Wario source, I remember trying to look that up and only finding the manual for Wario Land 2 or 3, where he just said it was cool he couldn't die (if I remember that right)
    Also, I don't ever want to think about Wario poop again

  • @MrConnman123
    @MrConnman123 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    I thought this was going to be about the other Wario greentext.

    • @Wariosdigi-farm
      @Wariosdigi-farm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      My mustache is deemed you will taste my Wario steam?

  • @ToyFreddyGaming1987
    @ToyFreddyGaming1987 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I love all these little tidbits about Wario. He is such a fascinating and weird character.

  • @guydude439
    @guydude439 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I think the best part about Wario is his greatest achievement:
    the virtual boy

  • @prismavoid3764
    @prismavoid3764 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Great video, thanks! I was always curious to see if any of the greentext was true, but never knew where to look when the source cited is just "various japanese sources"

  • @aidenlilley1319
    @aidenlilley1319 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I've never seen this greentext in my life but, shit, I'll watch this.

  • @janko1
    @janko1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    i wish wario was my dad

  • @mattguy1773
    @mattguy1773 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    "oh my god!" - Wario

  • @damiencouturee6240
    @damiencouturee6240 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Nah this is actually a cool idea for a video, Im definitely interested lol. Obscure gaming stuff is endlessly entertaining to me, and that goes double when its something this uncommon. It gets old when EVERY video says the same stuff lol.

  • @i.l.l.l.l.
    @i.l.l.l.l. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Oh. I didn't need to know about Wario's stool. But now I do. Thanks, Japan.

  • @thefreelancequeen
    @thefreelancequeen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Oh I thought this was MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM

  • @axollyon
    @axollyon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    i could not believe how well edited this one was, GREAT job mishu!!!!!!!

  • @mjdxp5688
    @mjdxp5688 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    These facts are alright, but the real hard hitting lore can be found in "Wario's Warehouse", an official article series where Wario and Waluigi share cheats and tricks for video games, as well as information about the video games. Apparently they steal cheats directly from Nintendo's headquarters. Also, Wario apparently once had Waluigi enter a beauty contest for some quick cash, but it turned out to be a dog show. Waluigi did it anyway and ended up in the hospital because of it. Also, Wario wanted to make Waluigi smarter, so he tried teaching Waluigi to play chess. The first big challenge was getting Waluigi to tell the difference between the black and white pieces, then he tried to eat the pawns, but eventually he made progress when he "learned to tie his shoes". Some of the articles are absolutely hilarious and it's a shame they're so obscure.

  • @schmingbeefin4473
    @schmingbeefin4473 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    This is NOT the Wario Greentext I was thinking of, but I'm not disappointed.

  • @saladplainzone
    @saladplainzone 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Awesome video!! I would not be upset at all if from now on you just transformed into Wario Cybershell

  • @springtrap_66pg66
    @springtrap_66pg66 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    my god, Wario is the perfect male, wtf.

  • @iambleh
    @iambleh 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love your content! I know it's kidna hypster-y, but i'm honestly a little proud that I actually saw one of your videos (the fake 'icarly deaths' one) before you ever made your mario iceberg.
    Getting recommended this has also daught me that youtube has been doing me dirty for the last 6 months, I never even know you made the not-dk-iceberg part two or any of your videos past that, which i will definitely be watching after this.
    PS: This video was very entertaining, I very much enjoyed it

  • @nickrov
    @nickrov 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    7:05 WARIO WARE MENTIONED

  • @DjDeadpig
    @DjDeadpig 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Unrelated but thanks for making my lockdown interesting with the iceberg video from way back when. Must’ve watched it like 6 times back then.

  • @Daggz
    @Daggz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Im expecting a sequel where you investigative the wario greentext we all want

  • @doozy5184
    @doozy5184 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Now I have a good way to test my Japanese ability while learning more about my favorite yellow Mario character.

  • @jojonono2679
    @jojonono2679 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Great work finding the sources for all of these.

  • @TEC-XX_619
    @TEC-XX_619 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Hahaha, Wario in WWII is a really funny visu-
    Wait.
    Wario's Italian.
    Oh.
    Oh no.

    • @WretchedRedoran
      @WretchedRedoran 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Honestly Wario would probably be at odds with fascist government because he's too much of a free spirit.

    • @aqzserdftgyh9437
      @aqzserdftgyh9437 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Wasn't Wario originally supposed to be German before being made Italian ? Well that doesn't make this any better

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wasn't Wario initially German? Oh no.

  • @goranisacson2502
    @goranisacson2502 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hadn't heard of this green-text before, and that so much of it was just silly stuff someone made up on the spot when they wrote manuals or answered fan-mail feels so charming, we have so little of that extra-stuff these days. So thanks for all these fun little verified insights into the true Wario-lore, including his hen- I had legitimately forgot all about her from when I played WL2 way back when.

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This was deeply fascinating. TH-cam recs strike gold again. I'll definitely be binging some older videos later.

  • @riam850
    @riam850 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    If Wario is invincible just because he doesn't feel like dying, doesn't that mean that in WL4 he's depressed?

  • @Jacob-Jack
    @Jacob-Jack 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    good to know that Wario's historic dump was yellow, presumably as yellow as his hat

  • @huckaboimemes8748
    @huckaboimemes8748 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Admit it. We all thought it was about the wario steam incident

  • @kyaban5192
    @kyaban5192 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This makes me appreciate Wario as a character more. Wario has been tainted in my mind as a "Meme Character" while also having some amazing games. While he hasn't been as fleshed out recently, I can appreciate what Nintendo tried with the character.

  • @Jacksongirard
    @Jacksongirard 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I friggen love this video and love Wario! Great video ❤

  • @connordarvall8482
    @connordarvall8482 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The sources of these Wario facts (and the voice you gave him) remind me of Strong Bad. Now I know what we've been missing out on in terms of Wario stuff.

  • @SoulSylvia
    @SoulSylvia 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I FUCKING LOVE WARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Wariosdigi-farm
      @Wariosdigi-farm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks I loves you too 👌🧄💰💪👃

    • @SoulSylvia
      @SoulSylvia 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Wariosdigi-farm holy shit it's wario......

    • @Wariosdigi-farm
      @Wariosdigi-farm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SoulSylvia wahhahahaahaaaaa ! 🧄💪 Just never forget I like crepes and garlic

  • @Squiddyyy
    @Squiddyyy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Another awesome video dude. I love how soft toned your voice is! I could listen to you read the entire Mario Wiki page and not get bored.

  • @connoromalley4004
    @connoromalley4004 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I thought this was going to be about the Wario kisses a boy's underwear in a dream greentext.

  • @FFKonoko
    @FFKonoko 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    About the poison mushroom bit about 12:30
    He says the "poison coloured red and white mushrooms" and talks about the red and white spots a lot...which seems to be describing the colour scheme of the super mushrooms?
    😅

  • @just-some-guy-
    @just-some-guy- 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Glad to see some appreciation for wario's theme from mario picross. Hella underrated track

  • @fakesmile172
    @fakesmile172 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Cybershell, is that you?

  • @spooklass3588
    @spooklass3588 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    8:31 I very much thought the song was Ancient Cheese before realizing Pizza Tower just sampled it lol.

  • @Poyostar
    @Poyostar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I too thought this was about Stephen, AKA the real life Wario, but... this works as well. It's pretty interesting to think about all these obscure details regarding Wario!

  • @Furluge
    @Furluge 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:48 - Grip Strength is not how much you can lift. It's how much pressure you create just by squeezing something in your hands.

  • @mousse1138
    @mousse1138 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    not the fucking "a day with wario" reference at 12:24

  • @taipeijoey101
    @taipeijoey101 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My favorite wario youtuber strikes again

  • @sonicphoenix7
    @sonicphoenix7 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    i thought it was gonna be the kid with a wario fetish

    • @SapphyTaffy
      @SapphyTaffy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Excuse me, the WHAT?

    • @SneedFeedAndSeed
      @SneedFeedAndSeed 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You just relightened some of my neurons that really shouldn't have been relighted.

    • @CallofFreaky
      @CallofFreaky 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What

    • @sonicphoenix7
      @sonicphoenix7 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      this one
      no i dont know where i found it

  • @Lilly_Belle
    @Lilly_Belle 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Major "Cybershell" energy with this video. Keep doing it, these weird little stories about super niche stuff are very entertaining. 💜

  • @Buffaloguy1991
    @Buffaloguy1991 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So i can add something if it is not included here. I remember a Nintendo power that said the reason for the health bar in 4 is because he went too far while picking his nose and that caused him to lose his immortality

    • @MishKoz
      @MishKoz  5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Buffaloguy1991 I don't know if this is true, but it's funny and it sounds like something they'd write, so I'm choosing to believe it

  • @SelkaTraps
    @SelkaTraps 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    your wario voice sounds like scotsman from samurai jack, great video.

  • @davirafaelfranke9303
    @davirafaelfranke9303 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My favorite TH-camr talking about my favorite character

  • @TheSilverHeartsofGold
    @TheSilverHeartsofGold 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hen really took the term "chicken breasts" to a whole new level.

  • @KorytheMaril
    @KorytheMaril 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wario also has this bizarre allergy to ungodly octopus creatures that spit some unknown red liquid from their needle-like proboscis.

  • @bluemycool
    @bluemycool 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    8:32 I forgot Theatrical Shenanigan's intro was a reference to Toxic Landfill's intro, and this was not, in fact, Pizza Tower ost playing

  • @FinalKaiserKami
    @FinalKaiserKami 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The poison mushroom section almost made me spit out my drink, I was not ready for that!

  • @FloridusMan
    @FloridusMan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Oh hey I remember being on this thread years ago
    How time flies haha

  • @Lua_computa
    @Lua_computa 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That Wario impression is absolutely amazing omg

  • @roxygaming5968
    @roxygaming5968 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like to imagine that the reason Wario has HP in Wario Land 4 is actually because that's just his tolerance for the current situation. If he gets inconvenienced enough times he just yells out in frustration and nopes out of there.

  • @grapeflavoredfawful6253
    @grapeflavoredfawful6253 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I thought the wario greentext was the kid who was talking about how wario was his favorite character and yelled WARIO BLAST and farted extremely loudly in the class

  • @hergzcool
    @hergzcool 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    starfy mentioned hell yeah

  • @paldinox1
    @paldinox1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'd like to add that in Mario Kart DS, one of Wario's selectable karts is a farm tractor. I have no idea if it ties into the "Wario having farming experience" thing, but I find it interesting.

  • @Skypatroller_BenCD
    @Skypatroller_BenCD 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    13:00 makes sense consistent that in Mario Land 2 he uses Mario's power up and became small at the end of the fight

  • @ad8012
    @ad8012 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    wario inpression was so good it didnt even register to me that it was an impression

  • @RaymondCampesino
    @RaymondCampesino 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i love how the internet has so many people that this video can both exist and have any form of viewerbase at all

  • @therockinggoomba
    @therockinggoomba 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like how out of all the things nintendo could confirm they confirmed wario doesnt just defecate, he SHITS