@@milk9817 Getting pinned is not enough young man.. You gotta get pinned hard. Being recognized by The Human Spider isn't a privilege it's a gift. And you use it to skibidi-skib
For our sins we deserve eternity in hell, but God loves us so much he came as Jesus to pay the price of our sins through living a perfect life for us, his death and his resurrection so we can be forgiven and receive eternal life if we follow and obey him in faith FOR LIFE , Jesus loves u and desires to have a personal relationship with you of love, peace, redemption and obedience ✝️ May Jesus bless you, repent of your sins and turn to Christ before it's too late 🙏🏿❤️😊😊
For our sins we deserve eternity in hell, but God loves us so much he came as Jesus to pay the price of our sins through living a perfect life for us, his death and his resurrection so we can be forgiven and receive eternal life if we follow and obey him in faith FOR LIFE , Jesus loves u and desires to have a personal relationship with you of love, peace, redemption and obedience ✝️ May Jesus bless you, repent of your sins and turn to Christ before it's too late 🙏🏿❤️
this is the time when a alpha turns into a sigma hes gonna be for the rest of his life, so remember skibidi, with great power comes great rizzponsibilty and corny jokes
@@ProjektTaku I never thought about that. The tight mask is passive exercise. It forces his chin into a better mewing position, so it actually has nothing to do with fighting crime.
Skibidi-Man (1, 2, 3) - Peter is the only one with brainrot The Amazing Rizzler (1, 2) - Everyone has brainrot Spider-Man (Homedging, Rizz From Home, No Mogging Home) - Everyone has brainrot except Peter
Yo mad props for this vid no cap. I was straight up rolling like it was a total W but now it’s got me absolutely shook living rent free in my head. I’ll be at work and outta nowhere I’m thinking ‘rizz ability' ‘fanum tax' and 'this shit is bussin' like frfr. You’ve unleashed some next level brain rot on me and I’m fully down the rabbit hole. I’m here vibing to your content feeling like a whole ass simp for the memes. This shit hit different lowkey and now I’m out here spreading the cringe and dropping sus phrases left and right. You’ve turned me into a whole ass NPC with this drip of chaos and I’m vibing with it big mood. Can’t even lie this brain rot got me cooked and there’s no going back bruh. This vid is giga Chad energy and I’m here for it like liit af no cap.
ChatJippity: "Here's the translation of the slang into standard English: Thank you very much for this video; I'm being completely honest. It made me laugh so much-it was a big win-but now it’s stuck in my mind and I can’t stop thinking about it. Even when I’m at work, random thoughts like ‘charisma,’ ‘unavoidable tax,’ and ‘this is amazing’ keep popping up. You’ve really messed with my mind, and now I’m completely obsessed. I’m enjoying your content so much that I feel like a huge fan of these memes. This video resonates with me on a deeper level, and now I’m out here using cringey phrases all the time. You’ve made me feel like a character in a game with all this chaotic energy, and I’m actually enjoying it. I can’t deny that this obsession has taken over, and there’s no turning back. This video has an impressive and powerful vibe, and I’m totally into it, for real."
“The results were beyond bussin they were deadass” I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time and idk if it’s more sad that I laughed this hard at this video or that I’m 23
I still maintain that if Dr. Connors hadn’t tried to mog XQC’s Grimace shake and gyatt it into Peter’s Sussy Bussy ™, he would not have lost his mewing streak. Gooned too close to the sun, I’m afraid.
An interesting thing about the brain rot is that all the slang in it is just slang mashed together from multiple cultures and time periods. Gyatt for example comes from Gyad Damn. Baka is from Japanese. Rizz is from gaming Charisma (because that's where the kids saw it labelled). Fanum Tax from Phantom Tax. So on and so forth. Some of it is even slang revived from the 40s and 50s. Brain rot is what happens when kids hear lots of slang from all over the place but don't know what it means so you end up with jumbled approximations that sound like gibberish.
No what? Gyatt is not from Japan. The first gyatt came from kai cenat not from Japanese lore . Rizz also came from kai cenat where he explains rizz means to almost fumble the bag but with your smooth talk flirting skills get the girl back in . Where's the source for slang revived from 40s and 50s?
Fun fact: The word "slang" itself is a slang term meaning shortened language. My grandmother would have hated this fun fact because she was always telling us not to use slang in her house.
This video becomes way funnier when you realize that Rhys Ifans plays Dr. Conners and thus we are hearing Otto Hightower from House of the Dragon say words like "deadass" and "bussin'
I'm 29 and didn't understand any of these words until earlier this year. Now I'm up to 80% understanding at least. It's brainrot, but if I don't try, I won't understand anything kids are saying when Gen Sigma or whatever comes around.
"Peter what the fuck have you been talking about for the past hour and a half?" "Rosie our new friend has brainrot. You can sleep in and nuthouse tonight."
"Hey, Pete you're probably looking for a pin now, right?"
"Oh boy yeah...."
Blud did not get a pin
bro may get that pin
@@milk9817 Getting pinned is not enough young man.. You gotta get pinned hard. Being recognized by The Human Spider isn't a privilege it's a gift. And you use it to skibidi-skib
@@danalyzegetting 100000+ aura is not enough young man, can u slap my ass
With great gyatt, comes great fanum tax. No cap.
Spiderman: far from braincell
Spiderman:no more skibidi
Spiderman : brain rot coming
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
For our sins we deserve eternity in hell, but God loves us so much he came as Jesus to pay the price of our sins through living a perfect life for us, his death and his resurrection so we can be forgiven and receive eternal life if we follow and obey him in faith FOR LIFE , Jesus loves u and desires to have a personal relationship with you of love, peace, redemption and obedience ✝️ May Jesus bless you, repent of your sins and turn to Christ before it's too late 🙏🏿❤️😊😊
@@blitzernibro stop spamming 🙏🙏🙏🙏
When you abandon your child:
The human child acquires brain rot
What could go wrong?
He would have stayed a sigma all his life, abandonment turned him into a rizzler
For our sins we deserve eternity in hell, but God loves us so much he came as Jesus to pay the price of our sins through living a perfect life for us, his death and his resurrection so we can be forgiven and receive eternal life if we follow and obey him in faith FOR LIFE , Jesus loves u and desires to have a personal relationship with you of love, peace, redemption and obedience ✝️ May Jesus bless you, repent of your sins and turn to Christ before it's too late 🙏🏿❤️
@@blitzerni uh wtf
First Tobey, now Andrew. The brain rot is spreading like wildfire 😂
Can't wait for Tom, so we can get the brainrot trilogy
Like a tumor more like
Glob it’s only a matter of time before the brainrot reaches Tom lmao
this is the time when a alpha turns into a sigma hes gonna be for the rest of his life, so remember skibidi, with great power comes great rizzponsibilty and corny jokes
Next is Spider Boy Junior
"With Great Rizz comes great Rizzability"
"With great gyatt comes great rizz"
I liked this comment 👍
my life now lives off of this.
@@Kostasz_RL MEEE TOOOOO
Rizzbility
"Genocide?"
"Based."
That part got me!
Same
eren yeager be like
@@ACreed96 Same
Same, that shit was fucking hilarious
I had to stop the video there 😂😂😂
I actually lost it when I saw the "Say Scooby-doo" but replace the oo with ee
“How did you come up with this?”
I can't believe he came up with that.
But is it really Scooby-Dee Toilet?
I@@MarvinPowell1it is sceeby dee
Hope you find it bro
Andrew Garfield ❌
Andrew GyattField ✅
no cap fr
AndMew GyattField
@@vizdrom💀
That just sounds wrong 💀
"He...he was cooked." Im on the floor
moral of the lesson dont abandon your child
Child of the moral; abandon your lesson?
I am the storm that is escaping!
The moment I saw peter watching skibidi toilet is the moment I knew that Richard Parker failed everything as a parent
🤓☝🏻
Rizzard Parker 🤪
40,000 years of human evolution and we’ve barely even tapped the vastness of rizz potential.
Rizzilization has just begun
The power of a thousand Gyatts, in the palm of my hand.
beware the NEXT step in evolution.
the mighty Rizzard!
Evolution isn't real
"Everyday, I wake up knowing that the more people I try to mog, the more rizz I will make"
Aristotle? Trying to remember where I heard that one
@@wmpx34 Garfield peter parker
1990: I wonder what the future holds?
2024: I edged my life as a gooner trying to cook a world without betas.
So brainrot basically, that's all that's been accomplished in the last 30 years
@@leob4403go back to furry land, femme boi
"The Rizzard from Ohio"
Bro that's crazy ☠️☠️☠️
from Moggwards
@@zawarudo1041 Mogamort
@@SkylineFreak888 Harry rotter, the Ohio of rizzes
"Not choice "
"Rizz ability"
👉🏻
“I’m edging to create a world without betas”
Bully Maguire: “I’m edging to put some dirt in your eye”
"I'm edging to put some rizz in your gyatt"
He just needs the No Homo Chip. 😎😂
THE AMAZING RIZZLER?!
Rule 78: If something is popular, there's brainrot of it
Rule 79: If something is popular, and there's no brainrot of it, it's coming soon
Rule 80: If something isn't popular, it may become popular and will going to have it's version of brainrot
"Genocide?"
"Based."
ROFL
But the solution he is cooking is more.. deadass
The amazing brainrot
I love the fact that in the title we see The Amazing Spider-Man, but there is not even a 1 scene with Spider Man only Peter....
The mask covers the face too much. Blocks the rizz 😂😂😂
@@J23LA24 Smart
@@benio1006 The mask would make him look sus and besides, you have to show off the mewing results.
@@footballrestored171 looksmasking
@@ProjektTaku I never thought about that. The tight mask is passive exercise. It forces his chin into a better mewing position, so it actually has nothing to do with fighting crime.
“Your daddy edged by a philosophy, he was a sigma for real” 😭😭💀💀💀💀
“Genocide?!”
“Based, but….”
😂🤣😬
90% of this video just fly over my head , im not brainrot enough.
Same. I have no idea what some of these words mean. I get the gist though so its still funny.
That's probably for the best...😅
sometimes i wonder if it is just a big meme or if the brainrot is truly real
Only 90%? : O
Deadass
Skibidi-Man (1, 2, 3) - Peter is the only one with brainrot
The Amazing Rizzler (1, 2) - Everyone has brainrot
Spider-Man (Homedging, Rizz From Home, No Mogging Home) - Everyone has brainrot except Peter
Great idea tho
Yoo @The Human Spider look at this
This aged very well !
It's Amazing how little this changes the movie.
He calls himself "The Amazing Rizzler" 🔥🔥🔥
1:20 me getting brainrotted after trying to understand what they're saying throughout the video
The Fanum Tax?
Remember 'With great rizz comes level 69 gyatt'
😂😂😂
0:36 the way bro said that 😂
Both of our ideas are same brother 😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
It’s the fact that doctor says “based” aswell made laugh like heck
In Tobey's verse, only he have Brainrot.
But in Andrew's. Everyone does.
No others have
Spider-Man: Brainrotting
Spider-Man: Far From Brain
Spider-Man: No Brain Home
I think I lost half of my brain cells watching this. Now I only have 1 left.
I lost it when the pilot said chat is this real
Skibidi-Man vs The Rizzard
I love that there’s a translate to English option for this comment
@@TheWrestler52And it totally doesn’t work.
These AI voices just keep getting better. Hilarious video, please make The Amazing Rizzler 2!
Skibidi ligma Garfield 🗿.
Sigma mewing Tobey 🗿
@@milk9817 Tobey is the real Spider-Man because he has real spider powers, the other two need web shooters
@@LiterallyMeRyanGosling-0 goofy ahh random reply
@@cheesuschrists ya all cappin
@@KTK44 y'all*
Careful, He's a Rizzler
"How about mewing?" sounded so real...
Mr Stark I don't feel so good
you don't mew so good? :/
We all know Kurt Connors actually became the first Skibidi toilet
WTH is a skibidi toilet
0:46 dear god, he’s mewing so hard he’s warping everything around him…
I don't even know one single thing from that they said 😂
same
Cap
0:58 this whole speech had me dead 🤣
Good to see people use the internet the way it was meant to be used once more
Yo mad props for this vid no cap. I was straight up rolling like it was a total W but now it’s got me absolutely shook living rent free in my head. I’ll be at work and outta nowhere I’m thinking ‘rizz ability' ‘fanum tax' and 'this shit is bussin' like frfr. You’ve unleashed some next level brain rot on me and I’m fully down the rabbit hole. I’m here vibing to your content feeling like a whole ass simp for the memes. This shit hit different lowkey and now I’m out here spreading the cringe and dropping sus phrases left and right. You’ve turned me into a whole ass NPC with this drip of chaos and I’m vibing with it big mood. Can’t even lie this brain rot got me cooked and there’s no going back bruh. This vid is giga Chad energy and I’m here for it like liit af no cap.
ChatJippity: "Here's the translation of the slang into standard English:
Thank you very much for this video; I'm being completely honest. It made me laugh so much-it was a big win-but now it’s stuck in my mind and I can’t stop thinking about it. Even when I’m at work, random thoughts like ‘charisma,’ ‘unavoidable tax,’ and ‘this is amazing’ keep popping up. You’ve really messed with my mind, and now I’m completely obsessed. I’m enjoying your content so much that I feel like a huge fan of these memes. This video resonates with me on a deeper level, and now I’m out here using cringey phrases all the time. You’ve made me feel like a character in a game with all this chaotic energy, and I’m actually enjoying it. I can’t deny that this obsession has taken over, and there’s no turning back. This video has an impressive and powerful vibe, and I’m totally into it, for real."
Man you never run out of ideas
I lost it at "The Rizzard". 🤣
“The results were beyond bussin they were deadass” I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time and idk if it’s more sad that I laughed this hard at this video or that I’m 23
I still maintain that if Dr. Connors hadn’t tried to mog XQC’s Grimace shake and gyatt it into Peter’s Sussy Bussy ™, he would not have lost his mewing streak. Gooned too close to the sun, I’m afraid.
0:47 that is a failed MEWtant
“I was watching baby gronk. Very Fanum tax.”
I literally fucking love this channel.
Legitimately the funniest video I've seen in a while, awesome work 😂
00:07 Andrew Garfield watching Skibidi toilet
We all saw bud
No it’s not.
@@obiwankenobiepisodeI And yes
I love skibidi toilet
No shit
Incredible editing, I was laughing all the way through. The Amazing Rizzler is my fav of the brain rot videos 😂
The power of Brain Rot in my hands
"The Rizzard" the most bussin marvel villain to ever max out.
no grimace shakes had me 💀
0:16 The voice remind me of illusive man
He should be, it's the same actor who voiced the Illusive Man.
yep , that's him
That’s because he is.
Man, Gwen just savages Pete for no reason 😂😂
The skibidi toilet in the first seconds says it all lol
missed opportunity to drop a "rizzults" 1:09
"Is that a real gyatt?"
"My only weakness-- it's small gyatts!"
An interesting thing about the brain rot is that all the slang in it is just slang mashed together from multiple cultures and time periods. Gyatt for example comes from Gyad Damn. Baka is from Japanese. Rizz is from gaming Charisma (because that's where the kids saw it labelled). Fanum Tax from Phantom Tax. So on and so forth. Some of it is even slang revived from the 40s and 50s.
Brain rot is what happens when kids hear lots of slang from all over the place but don't know what it means so you end up with jumbled approximations that sound like gibberish.
I definitely have brain rot from trying to understand this video today lol!
Brain rot lore just dropped
Oh they know what it means- that’s why they use it. And understand what is meant.
No what? Gyatt is not from Japan. The first gyatt came from kai cenat not from Japanese lore .
Rizz also came from kai cenat where he explains rizz means to almost fumble the bag but with your smooth talk flirting skills get the girl back in .
Where's the source for slang revived from 40s and 50s?
Fun fact: The word "slang" itself is a slang term meaning shortened language.
My grandmother would have hated this fun fact because she was always telling us not to use slang in her house.
The dumbfounded look on Andrew Garfield's face while he was listening to all that brainrot was the same look I had watching this video
I like how these often progress through the same scenes but apply so differently
My eyes must be capping 'cause I turned into the GOATED Rizzard from Ohio...
This video becomes way funnier when you realize that Rhys Ifans plays Dr. Conners and thus we are hearing Otto Hightower from House of the Dragon say words like "deadass" and "bussin'
The amazing SKIBIDI-MAN
Im always hyped for amazing spiderman edits
It's all about the Aura😌🔥🗿
I dont know half the world they spoke.
They talk like minions
cap
Me, less than half
Brainrot is a cannon event for spiderman
That shit was bussin... No cap
Brain rot level 99
Uncle Ben: "Not choice, Rizz ability"
I'm 29 and didn't understand any of these words until earlier this year. Now I'm up to 80% understanding at least. It's brainrot, but if I don't try, I won't understand anything kids are saying when Gen Sigma or whatever comes around.
Brainrot edgelord lingo is one of the foreign language choices in European schools now
Spider Man: Far From Mentally Stable
If he really wants to rot his brain, he should be watching more chicken nugget videos than toilet vids
This is absolute cinema
Why cant this be a real, full length movie???
Give him the budget and he'll do it
Imagine 10,000 years from now, when Archeologists discover pieces from the past and this is the first thing they find.
1:09
Missed opportunity for him to say “the RIZZults.”
Still, amazing video though.
Dude you are a legend for that
I didn't understand a thing from this video but it's so funny to hear this goofy slang.
Brain destruction
"If my eyes ain't capping, that must be the goated Rizzard from Ohio" Bruh I'm 💀
Hey, it’s the Duggy on the mewing streak - straight facts, on god
I'm more of a rizzler myself.
As soon as he mentioned "cooked" & "fanum tax" I just knew, that this was indeed high-level brainrot.
Your videos are great, no cap
"Peter what the fuck have you been talking about for the past hour and a half?"
"Rosie our new friend has brainrot. You can sleep in and nuthouse tonight."
I got brain rot watching this
You are single-handedly responsible for giving me brainrot 😂
“Genocide?”
“Based.”
Spiderman:
Homedumbing
Far From Knowin'
No Brain Home
I got stage 3 brainrot from this
Anyone else notice that Pete looks like he’s just glaring at the adults trying to speak his Rizzler slang? 😂
i understood nothing at all
nothing at all
*nothing at all*