"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Sidius the Unwise" That line goes so hard, right infront of Darth Sidius as he was planning to converse you into the dark side
Yes, when Sidious is going to convert Anakin to the dark side, Anakin converts Sidious to the light side instead. Then he just shrugs and explains why he is above the jedi council when they want to suppress him beneath themselves.
“Even in my early stages of cognition i perceived an incongruity in the Chancellor’s aura” - your best friend after you breakup with the ex they never liked
@@simunator Neither should the prequels, or the Star Wars Christmas Special for that matter, but I guess people's rose colored glasses stop them from understanding that star wars has always been silly, that and if you can't blame "wokeness" or whatever, it's best to just ignore all that other dumb bs.
@@adoredpariah0 people agree with you, making you wrong. And you commenting this under a prequel meme video furthermore makes you a hypocrite. If you believe the prequels shouldn't have been made, why do you consume their content?
First he denied the ceasefire, then became angry with Anderson’s efforts. Seeing the futile state of the conflict depressed him, leading him to bargain until he accepted the ceasefire.
@@HoodedSpidey no, Mundi has been a borderline war criminal since the prequels and legends. My man denied Dooku could ever kill, denied the sith returned then goes, flamethrowers in we, yes please.
You know this is a really odd parallel between the starwars movie and current society. Yoda is warned that the senate is controlled by the sith but he says dooku is just saying that to create a divide. the same thing they say about conspiracies. oh it's obviously not true it's just to create a divide.
@@elouanpardieu6019Genius Anakin: "That's the Schrödinger's younglings. They are forever split and not split in two at the same time, because the scene ended before anyone could observe what was next."
"The Chancellor? A SITH LORD? That's ridiculous! He's got all those Sith artifacts he displays not in an archive or museum, but in his office, and watches intricate Sith bubble operas every week because he's so AGAINST Sith behavior!!!1!"
randomly shredded dude knows about universal connection, essence, phenomena, primary, secondary, and tertiary contradictions; ain't no way he not reading materialist theory
The way they all dismiss him ended up being the downfall of them for the next thousand or so whatever years. If Amazon Prime bought SW and added some intense violence and more content that would be quite delightful.
"Did your ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Sidious the unwise?" Damn Anakin, you didn't have to roast Sidious like that 😂 Edit: How in the hell did I get this many likes from one comment? That's Crazy
Amazing!! 2 things... first: I'm surprised I understood 90% percent of what he said. 2nd never mess with someone who has intricate knowledge of temporal dimensions and stuff like that. 3rd he is so smart he realizes he is in a movie. Genius. At least 400 IQ if not more. 4th I loved how he talked to general generous and he was like "what?". 😂😂😂❤❤ best video I've seen in a while
Literally this is the best one.! I like how Annie invented sing into the future. Instantaneous scanning over any distance and speed. And a form of propulsion utilizing a particle that doesn't interact with anything.
To be fair, with how incompetent the jedi were... I can see a universe where anakin tells everyone from the start that palpatin is an evil sith lord and no one believes him...
Freaking awesome! One tiny tiny detail: The idiom 4th Wall is used in Theatre. In movies, we rather use 5th wall, as contrary to theatre, where the audience has a static PoV, movies' dynamic PoV means the audience get to see the four in universe walls.
I got an email today starting with "Dear Esteemed..." 0:29 is the first thing that came to my mind "Esteemed Microsoft Windows..." 🤣😂 This video us legendah!!🔥
no way bro broke the 4th wall of the 4th wall, the dichotomy of footage and shredded editor is duplicitous in serving to create a video that both character and fan can enjoy
Just out of sheer boredom, I decided to re-watch this masterpiece just to provide a list of all (insulting) nicknames used in this video: Master Baldu Master Windows Young Skywanker Uber Van Kenobi General Grief Stages Generous Grievous Master Fly Swatter Master Enormous Forehead Master D*ckhead Master Midlifecrisis Darth Sidious the Unwise Luke Screwdriver Darth Elevator Riley... or something
Very funny. You sure do have a sense of humour. Good stuff. If only this was true. Anakin may be smart, but not that smart. It is frustrating, with people having to think: Skywalker missed his good opportunity to become a master.
This is your best video, dude. Smart Anakin was something we didn't know we needed until the Darth Plagueis Tesis. You continuing with the joke just made it better.
Really 🙍♀I don't understand the dictionary is a good book. Perhaps they are expensive books. 👧Glad my dictionary is a college one not a grade school one now know what to do.
I love how 90% of Yoda's contribution to the conversation is laughing and 90% of Obi-wan's contribution is the same clip of him shaking his head lmao. Great vid!
Alternate Timeline: Anakin fulfills Chosen One prophecy by using Big Brain Strats, Sherlockian Deduction Theory, and Future Sight One Piece Haki that extends as far as 9 Episodes time lengths ahead of the present time.... thwarting Palpy's ballsy chad plot... saving the Galaxy.
One of the absolute astonishing pieces of visual representation about this meticulously great adapted fictional universe indeed. Further watching shall be presented. Marvelous!
I love how he starts coherent with wisdom and some technological/physics knowledge but turns completely of the deep end with ai technobabble bullshit, it's a little bit of truth and depth blended in with comedic horseshit. Amazing video dude, really really funny.
He's the Chosen One with a sad past, ultra smart with vast knowledge, invents everything, able to predict his opponents' moves in the 5D chess space, not afraid to speak his mind, highly skilled with powerful abilities and aware that he's living in another world. Oh, god. Anakin is an isekai protagonists all this time.
Please like and comment. ;)
4th wall gone, carry on.
PLZ no more ...Carry ...on ... .!
@@linuxvaComment written ,carry on.
Probably your best one so far 🤣
Oh my goodness.
4th wall Yoinked...
“Well esteemed Microsoft Windows” 😂😂😂
the day alfox runs out of ways to make fun of Flag master Wind ow, is the day i die
"Uber Van Kenobi" killed me 😀
@@WakenAngels bro stop commenting
@@Moon_GUY_number_1 character count gone, carry on
@@WakenAngels bros down BAD for commenting
_“What's up, Sidious?”_ _“Oh shit.”_ 😂
You forgot the timestamp 00:42 😃
@@GaleriaCinetica 0:37
nice sideburns!
"General Grief Stages"
😆
__
( 2:11 )
The funniest part of that is how natural the "oh shit" is. It's at the exact right volume with the right cadence and everything.
if anakin was trained by qui gon:
Underrated comment
@@EleumNoice Totally underrated. Strictly movie watchers didn’t know this, but Qui Gon went rogue like all the time apparently XD
oh shit
@@Hawksearcherit wasn't rogue he just had common sense
@@Hawksearcher Yes, Sure, but he would only be Anakin level Wise if he went easy on the Gin.
I love how he still massacre the younglings, but in this version it's because they don't know what dichotomy is 😂
he just gave them an...object lesson
@@ishill85 😂
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Sidius the Unwise"
That line goes so hard, right infront of Darth Sidius as he was planning to converse you into the dark side
Best part of the video! Would LOVE to have seen Palps' face when faced with THAT one!! 😂😂😂
This was my favorite part 😭
Yes, when Sidious is going to convert Anakin to the dark side, Anakin converts Sidious to the light side instead. Then he just shrugs and explains why he is above the jedi council when they want to suppress him beneath themselves.
Yoink
'What's up Sidious' 'Oh shit' 🤣🤣
Anakin: I will watch your carreer with great interest
Sidious: What? Fuck...
lol, how the fuck did anakin know palp's true identity
@@robot_ninja2329he’s a genius
it's like one of the 'Vader gets reincarnated into his 11 y/o self' fanfics, but instead of 'revenge' and 'fixing things' decides to be a troll.
0:36
“You saved the entire galaxy…but we do not grant you the rank of master” 😂😂😂
At that point what is required to become a master?
@@migueltoledo1884
Having a very big lightsaber
😂😂😂
Kind of like playing as a Dark Jedi in SWTOR
@@youcefsiouda But Anakin had biggest one? And Yoda had very small.
“Even in my early stages of cognition i perceived an incongruity in the Chancellor’s aura”
- your best friend after you breakup with the ex they never liked
XD those exist?
@@obadijahparks friends, exes, or first impressions?
bro you commented more than I beat my meat today
That's so damn accurate
Love it!
Somehow, watching Obi Wan shake his head in disappointment a million times throughout the video just doesn't get old.
😂😂
Anakin discovered time travel and tries to stop the StarWars from episode IX
7 and 8 never should've been made either
@@simunator Neither should the prequels, or the Star Wars Christmas Special for that matter, but I guess people's rose colored glasses stop them from understanding that star wars has always been silly, that and if you can't blame "wokeness" or whatever, it's best to just ignore all that other dumb bs.
@@adoredpariah0 people agree with you, making you wrong. And you commenting this under a prequel meme video furthermore makes you a hypocrite. If you believe the prequels shouldn't have been made, why do you consume their content?
@@simunator I'll always defend VII and VIII.
...I just can't with IX. I just... can't.
VIII was the worst of the Disney trilogy! How can you defend that absolute waste of a filler like the casino planet sequence!
“Over my dismembered, electrocuted body” is oddly specific… 😂
Master Windows😂😂😂
@@hulky333 General Grief Stages
@@denniswilkerson5536 just banger after banger
“Well…4th Wall gone, carry on!”
Very well go ahead
May the 4th wall be with you!
Deadpool has joined the chat
Did you ever hear of the tragedy of the 4th wall?
Be my guest
Younglings “MASTER FLYSWATTER WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A DICHOTOMY IS!”
*youngling slayer 9000 activates*
😂😂😂
it shows of the new kill count
A dichotomy is what cuts you in two.
@@nathanielhellerstein5871Anakin showed them the best possible example to learn
obi wan regrets teaching anakin the forbidden arts of the YMMs
I like that in this universe, Anakin didn’t kill them for Order 66, he killed them because they were unworthy of his academic prowess.
1:32 "Funny you should ask Anakin. Let me tell you a great story." 💀
Is it the one where he commits a war crime or the one with Obi-Wan in the speeder with?
"Yoink"
- Floridian Darth Elevator
“I successfully negotiated a ceasefire with General Grief Stages” 😂😂😂
This is getting out of hand. Now there are five of them.
@@derkylosgold 😂😂
First he denied the ceasefire, then became angry with Anderson’s efforts. Seeing the futile state of the conflict depressed him, leading him to bargain until he accepted the ceasefire.
“Generous grievous”
@@maxb9429Well, victory gone. Carry on.
fucking brilliant , Anakin telling Sidius the story just pure gold
I felt a touch of geniune talent at this very moment. Shivers, man…
Thats deep, dude
"A waste of space, even kids can be"
Lol that was dark
Coming from the one who teaches them
0:43
"What's up Sidious?"
"Oh shit"
😂😂😂
Oh. My. Gosh.
That wasn't even brilliant. That was GENIUS.
Well done, master Screwdriver!
Loved this video very much I. *giggling in Yoda*
"Go play in traffic or something, kiddo." ~ Ki-Adi-Mundi
Lore accurate mundi
Probably not even the worst thing he's said/done in canon.
@@sephtis """"canon""""
You mean master enormous forehead
@@HoodedSpidey no, Mundi has been a borderline war criminal since the prequels and legends. My man denied Dooku could ever kill, denied the sith returned then goes, flamethrowers in we, yes please.
Wow, Anakin is a dangerous conspiracy theorist and a major threat to democracy
our* democracy
You know this is a really odd parallel between the starwars movie and current society. Yoda is warned that the senate is controlled by the sith but he says dooku is just saying that to create a divide. the same thing they say about conspiracies. oh it's obviously not true it's just to create a divide.
@@lightlayagajoie5739
Lightlayagajoie5739 didn't kill himself
Making him a genious lol
@@lightlayagajoie5739and people wonder why I love star wars so much
Off course he is.
Too bad the galaxy refuses to acknowledge it by refusing to read his thesis.
Anakin: So I concluded palpatime is the sith lord
Master window: No he's not
Anakin: but
Master window: take a seat sucker.
D I C H O T O MY
THE DREADED DARTH THESIS
They refuse to read his thesis so he'll make them read his manifesto XD
5:30 You saved the entire galaxy, but we do not grant you the rank of master
Anakin’s undressing of the Jedi’s ineptitude was spot on.
What's funny is that "dichotomy" essentially means "split", which Anakin proceeded to demonstrate by dichotomizing the younglings.
Correct, but how do we know for sure that anakin split every youngling in two parts, thus applying dichotomy to it's full extent ?
@@elouanpardieu6019
We don't know for sure, it's not canon in this video.
I burst out laughing at this comment, underrated 😂😂
It's a word every third grader should know 😂
@@elouanpardieu6019Genius Anakin: "That's the Schrödinger's younglings. They are forever split and not split in two at the same time, because the scene ended before anyone could observe what was next."
"We don't even know what a dichotomy is?"
"You're about to become a dichotomy, boy."
That ones good
A DICHOTOMY OF PUSH AND PULL 150 ORGASMS A DAY DOES THAT SOUND LIKE HEAVEN TO YOU? CANT EVEN TALK TO PEOPLE WHILE CUMMING THAT MUCH
Surprised he didn’t bring up his thesis
Our dichotomy opens the combat
Suddenly the urge to google "define:dichotomy"
"The Chancellor? A SITH LORD? That's ridiculous! He's got all those Sith artifacts he displays not in an archive or museum, but in his office, and watches intricate Sith bubble operas every week because he's so AGAINST Sith behavior!!!1!"
"Also, just coincidental that he happens to rock a Sithy office colour scheme and look too."
Absolutely
I think it was more a "there's no way a sith lord would be this frikin obvious about it." kinda thing
@@cingkrayz1959 about
@@outtheredude And that video of someone who looks like The Chancellor beating up Maul and his Apprentice on Mandalor could be anyone.
0:57 "The council's ignorance of this threat is astonishing..."
Alternate title: *”Anakin if he was trained by Qui-Gon”*
“DARTH ELEVADER”
Yoink
Don’t give him a reason to stop on your floor. Lol
Darth Spaceinvader
That's his name after he realized the importance of the high ground. Truly a genius.
Scarf Trader
Dude, Anankin literally used "dichotomy" three times in one of those sentences. Only someone who giga-brains of 1000 IQ could pull that off.
randomly shredded dude knows about universal connection, essence, phenomena, primary, secondary, and tertiary contradictions; ain't no way he not reading materialist theory
If Anakin wrote a book, but kept it simple for the masses : *the tao of the force"*
All of these clips are now Star Wars canon for me.
- Obi-Wan shaking his head like 30 times
- Sheev darting his eyes while Ani explains his thesis to Grievous
4:33 "YOINK~!" this made my fucking day 🤣🤣
I died! Lol
@@hawk9mm uh yeah....about that...😔😔😔😔
"Dang, that's deep, dude."
- Sheev Palpatine
“Great to meet you skywanker”
“Wassup Sidious”
“Shit….”
His entire plans were discovered instantly by a 10 year old
@@DracoPlaysYTAnd the jedies don't
Skywanker
The way they all dismiss him ended up being the downfall of them for the next thousand or so whatever years. If Amazon Prime bought SW and added some intense violence and more content that would be quite delightful.
bro i love the council's random beef with each other
5:49 Qui Gon would've been proud
That part about how the dark side corrupts was expertly written. Brought depth to what could have been only a funny video. Well done.
the entire Skywalker family has drug problems
Makes sense why Shmi thought that She had Anakin without any male
Too many death sticks and speedsters' energy binders
Oh no he’s transcending his plane of existence
“A Jedi named Riley or something” 😂 had me laughing so hard!
And she probably has 4 jedi masters,1 padawan and 4 gray jedi in her head
Riley who?
Riley Rey
@@kek397 rileyside outwalker
Riley Landcrawler
"We don't even know what a dichotomy is!"
"So you have chosen death."
The occasional Yoda laugh kills me every time
"You saved our existence, but we still do not grant you the rank of master"
'What's for lunch?'
'Wookie burgers.'
😂😂😂
Chewbacca being lured to his doom to be eaten:
Admiral Ackbar:”It’s a trap!”
Those burgers must stink🤢!
My brother is not going to be happy about this. The Kangaroo burgers were sad enough. Where his feet too big for Chinese shoes?
Just saying, it could be that Wookie's are really good at cooking burgers and aren't actually the burgers themselves.
They’re not bad. Just a bit…Chewy
"Did your ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Sidious the unwise?"
Damn Anakin, you didn't have to roast Sidious like that 😂
Edit: How in the hell did I get this many likes from one comment? That's Crazy
I just love the way Palps shifts uncomfortably as if desperately trying to hide his outrage and fear!
@@ConnanTheCivilized Sounds like a personal problem for Palps 😂
4:02
like a roasted beef 😀
I thought not, it's not a story the sith would tell you
2:43 Uhh, what?
What a dichotomy this was
Random shredded dude is singlehandedly responsible for 70% of visits to wikipedia page of dichotomy.
Just hearing Darth Vader go, “Yoink!” completely made my day!
The Joda laughs never age. They are comedic gold
*Yoda
Joda espanol
Amazing!! 2 things... first: I'm surprised I understood 90% percent of what he said. 2nd never mess with someone who has intricate knowledge of temporal dimensions and stuff like that. 3rd he is so smart he realizes he is in a movie. Genius. At least 400 IQ if not more. 4th I loved how he talked to general generous and he was like "what?". 😂😂😂❤❤ best video I've seen in a while
2:42 Grief stages saying uh what after Anderson's speech got me rolling on the floor holy shit 😂
Only the most arrogant member of the high council Mundi who knew about the sith since acolyte valued anakins discovery, ironic.
Mundi's silence about the Sith is violence against the Jedi. He's a spy.
Tbf Anakin did manage to get rid of those walking carpets
Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
This is definitely your magnum opus Alfox😂
Haha, thanks ;D
“A random shredded dude on youtube” sent me
@@-Alfox- He's right that was exceptional.
Agreed
This is definitely the best yet
We grant you the rank of Master @@-Alfox-
“Random shredded dude” 😂😂😂😂
shredded indeed the dude is
Literally this is the best one.!
I like how Annie invented sing into the future. Instantaneous scanning over any distance and speed. And a form of propulsion utilizing a particle that doesn't interact with anything.
"master enormous forehead" ,I can't 🤣🤣
LMFAO "Whats up Sidious!" "Oh shieett.." 😂
"Hurry and finish your story, Nerd!" 😂
😂😂
The Anakin we deserved, but not the one we got.
Not the one we got, nor the one we deserved. We’re too stupid.
To be fair, with how incompetent the jedi were...
I can see a universe where anakin tells everyone from the start that palpatin is an evil sith lord and no one believes him...
Freaking awesome! One tiny tiny detail: The idiom 4th Wall is used in Theatre. In movies, we rather use 5th wall, as contrary to theatre, where the audience has a static PoV, movies' dynamic PoV means the audience get to see the four in universe walls.
I got an email today starting with "Dear Esteemed..."
0:29 is the first thing that came to my mind "Esteemed Microsoft Windows..." 🤣😂
This video us legendah!!🔥
no way bro broke the 4th wall of the 4th wall, the dichotomy of footage and shredded editor is duplicitous in serving to create a video that both character and fan can enjoy
"General Grief Stages"🤣🤣🤣 Wow
def my fave one
Master enormous forehead was peak as well
“Master Enormous Forehead”
-Anakin 2024 (3:16)
Just out of sheer boredom, I decided to re-watch this masterpiece just to provide a list of all (insulting) nicknames used in this video:
Master Baldu
Master Windows
Young Skywanker
Uber Van Kenobi
General Grief Stages
Generous Grievous
Master Fly Swatter
Master Enormous Forehead
Master D*ckhead
Master Midlifecrisis
Darth Sidious the Unwise
Luke Screwdriver
Darth Elevator
Riley... or something
Best Jedi names ever
Very funny. You sure do have a sense of humour. Good stuff.
If only this was true.
Anakin may be smart, but not that smart.
It is frustrating, with people having to think: Skywalker missed his good opportunity to become a master.
"Yoink" - Darth Elevator
The way Yoda interjects just to laugh had me rolling every time 😂
This is your best video, dude. Smart Anakin was something we didn't know we needed until the Darth Plagueis Tesis. You continuing with the joke just made it better.
The rule is, you must use The Word.
Obi-Wan constantly shaking his head at Anakin lol XD
That final line caught me off guard, and I'm surprised the Grim Reaper didn't come for me with how hard I laughed.
Anakin was too dangerous to be kept alive
I had to use a dictionary to look up half of these words 😂😂😂
I didn't even tried to understand it
ffs I misread dictionary as dichotomy. I'm going insane.
Imagine not being native speaker.. This blew my mind
That’s what master Dicchead is for.
Really 🙍♀I don't understand the dictionary is a good book. Perhaps they are expensive books. 👧Glad my dictionary is a college one not a grade school one now know what to do.
Obi wan occasionally shaking his head is so good 😅
Yoda in the background just giggling at the shade being thrown is peak
This was the funniest thing I've ever seen. Well done!!!
So he DID lead the droid attack on the wookies! I knew it!
That's why they're having Wookie Burgers for lunch
I like that Master Mid-Live-Crises shakes his head every 10 seconds.
"i need to smoke my death sticks" 💀
👩🏭Would this be cigarettes?
@@Annieisfreejustlikebutterflies Maybe… I think it’s intended to be left up to our imagination.
@@pat7917they are a star wars version of rolled drugs that you smoke
That sounds like an euphemism.
He needs his Midichlorian fix.
You had me up to "4th wall gone". I needed this, thank you.
This. Was fantastic.
I love how 90% of Yoda's contribution to the conversation is laughing and 90% of Obi-wan's contribution is the same clip of him shaking his head lmao. Great vid!
Alternate Timeline: Anakin fulfills Chosen One prophecy by using Big Brain Strats, Sherlockian Deduction Theory, and Future Sight One Piece Haki that extends as far as 9 Episodes time lengths ahead of the present time.... thwarting Palpy's ballsy chad plot... saving the Galaxy.
But still not a Master.
Yes he is a jedi master now
The entire channel's been a plot, so Alfox can flex he's shredded. It rhymes
One of the absolute astonishing pieces of visual representation about this meticulously great adapted fictional universe indeed. Further watching shall be presented. Marvelous!
I love how he starts coherent with wisdom and some technological/physics knowledge but turns completely of the deep end with ai technobabble bullshit, it's a little bit of truth and depth blended in with comedic horseshit. Amazing video dude, really really funny.
He's the Chosen One with a sad past, ultra smart with vast knowledge, invents everything, able to predict his opponents' moves in the 5D chess space, not afraid to speak his mind, highly skilled with powerful abilities and aware that he's living in another world.
Oh, god. Anakin is an isekai protagonists all this time.
"Master Flyswatter, we don't even know what a dichotomy is."
"Waste of space... Even kids can be..."
Profound.
Lol go play in traffic
I need a movie version of this I still cant breath from the laugh... Ty for the video
i really love how you use the disappointed Obi as much as possible
General Griefstages. Master Midlife crisis. Darth Elevator. I can't decide, what I love more. 😅
Riley palpatine, master windows, master yogurt
2:26 Palpatine's face lol. Like "not this again... do i really want him as my apprentice..?" General Grief Stages 😅😅
This is a masterpiece. I grant you the title "grandmaster" 😂😂
The cuts of Obi-wan shaking his head “No” is so funny to me 😹😹😹
Good lord, the amount of technobabble in this video outweighs all the technobabble in all of Star Trek shows and movies combined.