I remember it was someone in the original video's comment's section who had made that joke and he must have liked it cause he decided to include it in this video.
Why stop at 3000? I would have gone for a million. "That is stupendously outrageous! Done!" Black Assistant: "You are going to bankrupt us." Me: "Have you not heard of a million dollar picture before?"
Its great how jameson in any of these actually doesn't get phased by the brainrot. He just lets its roll right off and goes onto the next xD I want that kind of rizz
lol the funny thing is the actress who played mary jane complained about not being paid equal to tobey maguire who played spider man. She needed this chad answer!
I don’t normally comment but the part where he said “I wonder if I should help, he won’t stand a chance against the three of us” made me literally choke on my food 😂😂😂
The realization hit me twice as hard 1. My brain was like he said i bought you some flowers 2. I realized as i was reading ur comment thats not at all what he said. I died laughing
Chad Man could be annoying and just bossy, but sometimes he is just right. Because of his advice Doc Oc did his experiemnt in a abandoned building, preventing the death of people and destruction of anything important. Chad Man is such a chad that he completely prevented the origin of his enemy in the second film. What a Chad!
Nah the only problem with the video is Chad-Man having failing grades. If anything, he'd find time to be the teacher yet still have the speed to be a student at the same time
this is so good i've watched it hundreds of times ( original series ) my favorite aunt " peter what is it " peter " i'm gonna start grinding again" aunt "ohhhhhhh peter " second favorite "it's me your friendly neighborhood grinder chadman "
Chad man is so awesome that when the Venom symbiote attached to him it immediately unattached because it realised it couldn't do anything to make him more of a Chad than he already was.
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"Get out of the way so i can see those pins!"
Bully Maguire reference, "get out the way I can't see"
Gg
@@AngelMendoza-bv5ivThere are cars there madafcukers
"Impressive, your parents must be very proud!"
Congrats 👍
"Impressive. Your parents must be very proud"
"I'm the one who's proud of my parents"
That was really wholesome
10:12
unironically less toxic than the average man OR woman
"she cheated on you with me"
Chad-man is not just the coolest, he's also the best.
I remember it was someone in the original video's comment's section who had made that joke and he must have liked it cause he decided to include it in this video.
@@thestrong2401i see
Yeah but his parents are dead. So what exactly is he proud of? Losing his parents isn't possible since he never loses....
"Your credit card has been declined."
"It's okay. Use yours."
😂
So, this is how to solve any financial problem
A Mike O’Hearn tactic 😎
@@missaelcontrerasiriarte9067Sorry to be the slow one but who's Mike O' Hearn?
@@chuchuman1163he’s literally me
Speech 100
"I'll give you $150"
"$3000."
"That's outrageous! Done."
😂
Why stop at 3000? I would have gone for a million.
"That is stupendously outrageous! Done!"
Black Assistant: "You are going to bankrupt us."
Me: "Have you not heard of a million dollar picture before?"
@AwakeXFree yo
@AwakeXFree😂
@@sagittariusa7662 he is chadman, not greedy man
Its great how jameson in any of these actually doesn't get phased by the brainrot. He just lets its roll right off and goes onto the next xD I want that kind of rizz
i like how aunt may is the only person chad man is decent to
The ant may what?
She supports the grind
Sigmas are always respectful to their aunts🗿
Cause a real Chad respects their mother
As should it be
"the movie is called Chad-Man 3. not Mary Jane 3." I mean... he's got a point.
that bit might inspire Marvel to make Mary Jane spinoff show now
lol the funny thing is the actress who played mary jane complained about not being paid equal to tobey maguire who played spider man. She needed this chad answer!
“It’s not me who’s looking for a job ,it’s the job looking for me.” -Chad man (2023)
Actually that's not unusual. That's how I got my current job at Pfizer. I wasn't looking for them. They were looking for me.
@@ffarkasmI feel bad for you.
@@Lucifer_morningstar_357 why tho
@@ffarkasm I just hate you for some reason. 🤔
That's a Chuck Norris fact here
"You're late, I'm not paying for those"
"Then you're not getting any pizzas"
lmfao
Smart Spiderchad
Ihamao
@samuelramirez7789yeah sell em at like a dollar fifty a slice
@samuelramirez7789Selling for triple zero still good
I missed the part where that’s my problem
When Chad man is late to paying the rent, Mr Ditkovich apologizes for collecting the rent too early
Chad man doesn't pay the rent, Mr Ditkovich pays the rent so he can have Chad Man staying with him
Respect man
Mr Ditkovich pays him rent for him to stay there
Impressive.
I don’t pay Mr. Ditkovich, Mr. Ditkovich Pays me.
9:21 I love the random extra woman with a beard. It just came out of nowhere.
The music was so good that everyone there started to turn into gigachads
"Any more bright ideas?"
"Yeah stop this fcking train yourself!"
lmao
MJ: "Do you love me, or not?"
Chad Maguire: "Yes, I love me"
now the real question is why was Michael Jackson asking Chad Maguire if he loved him........?
Everybody we grind woman...we dont have time for love
Can you glue bully Maguire/ peter onto christian Bale: American psycho morning routine
with great power comes great narcissism
Thanks for all the laughs as always human spider
"You kill people to keep your job. I keep my job to kill people we are not the same"-Chad man 2023
I guess it's just GigaAsshole, not gigachad
@@joyhfelixpravum mad beta be mad.
@@Joker-no1fz automated response #407. I see your profile is a clown, very fitting.
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Mr. Ditkovich: "Sorry doesn't pay the rent."
Chad-Man: "No, but your daughter will"
Its not good, delete this please
Chad-Man: “if promises were dicks, your daughter would be pregnant”
She's better than MJ if you ask me 😂
@@1khaitoh true
@@1khaitoh Ursila is defintely an underrated baddie
"I love you"
"thanks, i love myself too"
hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I’m afraid your friend is not gonna make it”
“What is he making”
😂😂😂
"I'll never forget that"
"Because elephants never forget"
That's the best 😂 Chad-Man is a savage
Laughed out loud when heard it the first time and still laughing now at that one! xD
Bro I lost it this was so good
Exactly what I was thinking damn that was savage 😂
That's so mean. xD
Oh don't cry ☕️
“I can’t survive without you”
“But I can”
Singlehandedly the most sigma male thing ive ever heard
I love that Willem Dafoe had nothing but respect for Chad Parker 😂
You kill people to keep your job,I keep my job to kill people we're not the same.
You see, he's something of a chad himself
chad respects chad
@@LowIietJust the opposite in looks of one. 😂
YeYeha, like everything he does Osborn was just like "omg he so cool"
Green goblin:"You're an amazing creature, Chad-Man."
My Brain:"Chädman ... Of the Chädbase"
Mary Jane:" I'll never forget that."
Chad Man: "Cause elephants never forget" 😂😂💀💀💀💀
Oh don’t cry
"He won't stand a chance against the 3 of us." Hahahaha dude, so good.
really good
I didnt understand that, mind explaining?
@@diakdiakhe acted as the bad guy and will join the bullies
@@diakdiak ar u stupid or what?
@@diakdiakInstead of helping that guy he wanted to join the bullies.
I don’t normally comment but the part where he said “I wonder if I should help, he won’t stand a chance against the three of us” made me literally choke on my food 😂😂😂
"I miss the part where that's my problem." LOL
i died 😂😂
Bro what 😂😂@@_UglyBarnacle
-But this is a French restaurant no?
-But this is United States of America no?
@@mandalrelenmade7281 Et le monsieur a-t-il une réservation ?
est*@@guash6453
if you say this to a russian in eu, they will attack you, cuz in there mindm, eu is russia
“There isn’t an official language in the United States, sir🤓. Regardless, this is still a French restaurant🧐🤨.”
🇫🇷🇹🇫🇵🇫🇬🇫🥖🏳️🏳️⚧️
Based
“Girls are for those who want to lose their virginity.
And I never lose.”
That made me fall on the floor laughing 😂😂😂
Doctor: "I do appreciate the compliment, but can you please stop this?"
That's by far the greatest quote I've ever heard
What is love?
Peter was bitten by Andrew Tate
Pfffttt I'm sorry what man your a loser if you think Andrew Tate is a Gigachad get out of here Beta
Underrated
Radio active Andrew tate😂
No he was bitten by a chadspider
No.He was bitten by Earnest Khalimov.
"sorry your credit card has been declined..."
"IT'S OKAY, USE YOURS."
Touche
Doctor: I'm afraid your friend is not going to make it
"What is he making?"
An Omelette
😆🤣
“It’s the job looking for me” 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
That's Zlatan Ibrahimovic Catch Phrase 😂
I wish😂
"I'm not paying for those!" "Then you're not getting any pizzas!"
Bolt!
Ha so simple
6:49 yeah I figured you don't have the balls💀💀
😂
Can we apreciate the fact that Chad-Man show more love toward Aunt May then Bully Maguire did?
That's what you're supposed to do. And the based leaving the money anyway. Chad moment
Bully stole the 20 bucks from Aunt May 💀😡
That's one of the rules of being Chad. Respect those who are beside you.
@@kevingleaton1186and here I thought I was being disrespectful to everyone
8:58 peter turning up the volume always gets me 😂😂😂
Pro what is the music name? I have been searching for it everywhere
@@obamabinladen2072Can you feel my heart by Bring Me The Horizon
@@obamabinladen2072"Can you feel my heart?"
the remixes are called "GigaChad Theme"
@@videojason2364 piano version
5:47 He closed the door, and performed Moonwalk
This Chad Man makes Bully Mcguire look like a humanist. 😂
1:03 Fukin savage! 😂🤣
"-But it's not my baby
-I missed the part where it's my problems"
I was laughing so hard.
Thank you, chad, for this piece of an art work
Yeah why is everybody not commenting on it
So funny 😂😂
@@p.d3450Because....
I missed the part where that's my problem.
9:38 He went there just to say that "he bought himself some flowers"
The realization hit me twice as hard 1. My brain was like he said i bought you some flowers 2. I realized as i was reading ur comment thats not at all what he said. I died laughing
"I'm the one who's proud of my parents."
Best line ever
10:15 i always loved her, pete, you know that,
youtube subtitles : I've always loved her pee you know that 💀
Caption is stupid 😆
7:27 such a good opportunity to answer: "Me? I'm high all the time!"
"this is for me" when he starts playing the piano had me rolling
same 😂😂
double time!
Does anybody recognize what song was being played? Sounds oddly familiar.
@@mikeexits Can you feel my heart - Bring me the Horizon
Chad Man could be annoying and just bossy, but sometimes he is just right. Because of his advice Doc Oc did his experiemnt in a abandoned building, preventing the death of people and destruction of anything important.
Chad Man is such a chad that he completely prevented the origin of his enemy in the second film. What a Chad!
Doesnt excuse other things he caused
@@KL53986 fair
Nah the only problem with the video is Chad-Man having failing grades. If anything, he'd find time to be the teacher yet still have the speed to be a student at the same time
Human Spider: "with great pin comes great responsibility."
Chad-Man: "I don't need pin to be Chad. I need to grind."
10:02
He doesn't even sound mad. Just dissapointed with the fact the guy couldn't keep a girl with himself.
8:25 “But this is united states of america no.”
😂
😂
😂😂9:50
"I've fallen in love with someone else!"
"Ok." (w/that look on his face)😆
The coolest Spider-Man who’s a chad.
A man who never lets anything stop him from becoming the very best
I love how some of these aren’t even edited because Peter just is a chad
"I bought myself some flowers" 😂😂😂
"Your Credit Card has been declined - it´s ok, use yours "
and the masturbating thing cracked me up lol
Chad-man. The only tenant that asks the landlord to pay rent. So inspiring.
0:19 "You have to grind hard until you become the very best like no one ever was", bro made a cross-over of Pokémon and Spiderman Trilogy
4:11 Damn Chad-Man it's definetly more savage than Bully Maguire when he wants 💀
Fr😂😂😂
Lol omg I was thinking the same thing too.
5:55 the peter never-parker locking MJ out so swiftly that she's still just standing stiffly behind the door is comedy gold
“I love you”
“Thanks I love myself too”
Is WILD 💀
Maturity is when you realise Betty Brent is more loyal and less bitch than Mary Jane Watson, even after getting a tiny screentime
Damn right
I realized that as a kid
And hotter too
I like Gwen
@@ryuzakikun96 That's good
8:52 Such a Chad
Real 🗿🗿
what's the song version omg
@@bandofbrothers5860 gigachad theme final boss
4:25 he knows the solution to every problem
Chad man Chad man knows every solution to every problem
The light piano rendition of can you feel my heart is such a nice touch.
08:43 Because the Elephant never forgets..😂😂😂😂
Ima use that whenever I got the chance 😂😂😂
If he doesn’t hide his identity he’d probably never get in a fight. Chad beard alone would scare off anyone
That why he does hide it. How can he fight someone then?
"your credit card is declined"
"Its ok, use yours."
what a fucking chad
6:23 This moment is the reason why I came back to this video
1:54 “I saved your baby from the fire, but he needs a job. Tell him to stop being so weak and start grinding.”
Lol
He saved her from falling in the cafeteria just to throw her down himself, absolutely legend
"If apologies were dicks, your daughter would be pregnant" couldn't help but 💀
0:42
Peter threw her so hard that her clothes changed.
Her clothes and the entire scenario
1:08 I love how he sounds genuinely concerned for him
"I wonder if I should help. He won't stand a chance against the three of us"
He's not gonna make it
What is he making?
An omelette...
😂😂😂
💀😂
“I always say girls are for those who want to lose there virginity”
“And I never lose”
Men don't have virginity,so they have nothing to lose. Only male creatures who lose it are gays
this is so good i've watched it hundreds of times ( original series )
my favorite
aunt " peter what is it "
peter " i'm gonna start grinding again"
aunt "ohhhhhhh peter "
second favorite
"it's me your friendly neighborhood grinder chadman "
“You’re an embarrassment.”
“I missed the part where that was my problem.”
"He won't stand a chance against the three of us"🗿
9:21 Love how the filter applied itself to the woman too. Almost like it's saying she has the same face as Tobey Maguire.
You know I'm something of Giga Chad myself
Being something just isn't enough you have to be the best
You must be so proud of your parents.
No, they’re proud of *”me”.🤓*
Mj: Peter i love you
Chad Peter: Thanks i love myself too.
"I'm the one who's proud of my parents."
"Impressive."
Osboure was truly impressed by Chad.
You know, I'm a kind of chad myself.
5:35 was so fkn good
FR LOL
MJ: This isn't about you, it's about me.
Chad-Man: The movies called "Chad-Man 3", not "Mary Jane 3"
I fucking died laughing 😂
😂😂😂
Chad man is so awesome that when the Venom symbiote attached to him it immediately unattached because it realised it couldn't do anything to make him more of a Chad than he already was.
When the Symbiote attached to Peter Parker the symbiote's personality changed.
"Your friend's not gonna make it"
"What's he making?"
An omelet
7:10 "That's a little something called 'nice and easy😏🤣
7:57 Humiliated, literally 👁️👄👁️
4:36
Chad-man : i always say that girls are for those who want to lose their virginity
and i never lose ! 🤣🤣🤣
This inspired me to remain a virgin😂
7:41 He fixed it just to break it again, Absolute Chad
"Because elephants never forget." 😂
Your not getting any pizzas and I've just been promoted to costumer is hilarious😂😂
8:09
Chad-Man: The movie is called Chad-Man 3, not Mary Jane 3
Grindpool: Pete I love ya but ya got to leave the 4th wall breaks to me
Chad-Man: "I missed the part where that's my problem"
@@AImighty_Loaf😂😂
"I wonder if I should help, he wont stand a chance against the three of us" 😂😂😂
"Yeah, stop this fking train yourself - and yeets away"
Gigachad Peter calling you an embarrassment hits different 😂
2:03 💀👍🏻
2:23 is the most valid argument I've ever heard
0:32 best part
2:26 the scene we all were expecting 😭😭
"it's not me who's looking for a jobs, its the Job thats looking for me." Thats a bar 😂
With great power, comes great Gigachads
*edit thanks so much for a hundred likes!
With gigachad, comes great powers.
@@sirskhan2710 lol fr
Playing the Gigachad theme on the piano was beautiful ❤️